/balk/

Range ban is back to being global

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Rate my fresh oc, balk

>>71661789
how can it be bad for us when it causes more damage to you than to anyone else here, since you'll lost the last chance of reuniting with them kek

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strongest in the world

>>71661903
Do all of these men have dicks?

Add some diversity in it, who is the vagentleman in there?

>Fact : Illyrians are the most powerful race in the world.

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>watch Molyneux's video called "The truth about the crusades" thinking he'll say how they destroyed the Byzantine empire
>mfw didn't even mention it
>mfw he talked about the sieges of Constantinople but only mentioned the muslim ones
>only mentioned the first crusade
Le reddit philosopher

I am Transylvanian

>>71661923
Both of you are wrong homeboi

This is not about you or even about the shiptars. It's just macedonians chimping out at each other for power

We'll win either way

With VMRO we have 3-4% growth
With SDSM we cuck to Greece and enter NATO/EU

I am TRANSylvaniANUS

>>71661979
he just sells what his viewers wanna hear.

>muh white western people are saints
>mudslimes are devil

>>71661923
That doesn't matter anymore. The fact is that macedonians are getting pasosh and coming to Sofia.

Also, at some point FYROM will experience a civil war, and it will be divided between Albania an Bulgaria. They'll get the western irrelevant parts, and we'll get the eastern part with the highway.

How's you night anons?

>>71662010
>We'll win either way
you sure have a high hopes on that while you live in a country with 30% of the shiptars
i think it's the other way around, unfortunately

>>71661979
Did they mention Kalyoan raping their emperor Baldwin? Must have been a fun night in the tower.

>>71662007
So a vampire?

>>71662070
thanks

>>71662065
>Also, at some point FYROM will experience a civil war, and it will be divided between Albania an Bulgaria. They'll get the western irrelevant parts, and we'll get the eastern part with the highway.
top kek, except that would never happen. if civil war ever breaks out we'll join the kebab removal and finally restore back what we had in the past

>>71661979
>watching american """""""historians"""""""

>>71662112
Vampires do not exist

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>>71662148
>Watching anything but American tv series
Legends of Tomorrow has the best husbandos, Damien Darhk is the sexiest one imo

>>71662192
Fuck off vampire diaries, the originals etc tell me otherwise ;^)

>>71662144
>we
>the irrelevant poor state of serbia
>joining anything

top kek, I see you are eager to get bombed by NATO again

>>71662192
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/bulgaria/11153923/Vampire-grave-found-in-Bulgaria.html

Explain this

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>>71662214
>Legends of Tomorrow has the best husbandos,

the greek queen literally cucking the make peasant

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>>71662192
>Vampires do not exist
exactly what a vampire would say

>>71662192
Vampires are actually moldovan

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>>71662254
Anon being a vagentleman means i am still male, call me kingu if you wish :3

Honestly eobard thawn, Damien Darhk and Malcom Merlin are ultra sexy.

Villains who are smart, manipulative and dont give a shit about the 95% of the trash in this world are awesome af :3

Damien Darhk though is my favorite, he has a great sense of dark humor and is ultra cool

>>71662241
i know you gyppotatars are always butthurt when we mention that macedonia was ours in the past. but remember, history repeats itself :^)

>>71662329
this girl is very beautiful

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>>71662344
what a shit fucking taste

>>71662045
pretty much.

>>71662344
>95% of the trash in this world

you're in the 1% worst of the 95%, furfag

>>71662344
why do you keep banning greeks

>>71662249
Fake news
>>71662311
>>71662321
Fairy tales kids

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SOMEBODY KILL ZAEV ASAP

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lmao, albo Narcos can't afford to get nice weapons and they resort into making them all by themselves

>>71662440
test

>>71662415
I am just having fun, not my fault 4chan is a safe space and gets triggered so easily by anything that doesnt bend over to its autistic board cultures and norms.

>>71662407
Please tell me what is a worthwhile husbando
>In b4 some worthless moralfag prettyboy

>>71662414
>you're in the 1% worst of the 95%, furfag
In other words i am better than the 95% of trash that gets triggered like cucks because they are not flexible and have closed their minds and are also moralfags

>>71662448
>making them all by themselves

not even a challenge for the albanian intellectuals

>>71662489
>Please tell me what is a worthwhile husbando

sorry but i dont watch ur gay tv shows

>>71662372
Stop living in your power fantasies. You are poor and irrelevant. We are in the strongest military alliance and in the richest trade union.

>history repeats itself

yeah, you'll get bombed again

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Is this type of soup good?

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>>71662555
>2017
>Doesnt watch all marvel tv series and movies
Literally shit taste, we got supergirl, agents of shield, flash, legends of tomorrow and arrow and more will be coming

>>71662562
>yeah, you'll get bombed again
only in your wet dreams

you are not capable of anything, you are cucked by ever greater power in your failure of a history so you have no right to speak about anyone's strength

on the top of that, you are a spawn of turk and gypsy. sad!

>>71662470
fuck off faggot

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>>71662498
Just look at them, H&K will surely ask for rights to produce them too

>>71662591
it's meatballs in stock-egg-lemon-oil

>>71662192
vampires exist we've had one in the village

>>71662687
do you mean that one slutty girl that sucks off almost every guy, no matter what he looks like?

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>>71662687
Klaus is the best vampire :3

>tfw vampire diaries is on its last season D:

>>71662725
no i mean a fucking vampire

>>71662448
>160 euros
>2 guns
>a bunch of pills
>a bag of weed

wow, the bust of the year

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>>71662645

>Go out to get broccoli in the most expensive 24/7 market
>Take the 3 biggest pieces they have
>Turns out 120 den (2 dollars)

Fuck living here is so cheap

>>71662192
This
>>71662321
>>71662033
Sterge ambele postari te rog

>>71662785
the drugs are fine from a non-legal perspective, it's the stolen motorcycles and illegal weapons that aren't

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>>71662144
Why do you have to be so delusional Dusan? Are all your countrymen like this? No more serbian style genocide is tolerated in Europe, you either learn to act properly or to reach your political targets in a smarter way or they will bomb you again, and im not sure there will be any recovering this time.

>>71662867
ok, that makes sense

>>71662687
Nah

>>71661903
shit flags on shit photo/10

>>71662750
details, nigga.

>>71662877
I will ask the EU for recognition of the Bulgarian genocide of Greeks during WW2

>>71662877
>No more serbian style genocide is tolerated in Europe
keep telling that to yourself
when shit hits the fan with these mudshits who are flooding europe as we speak, everything will change

also we never had change to carry out real genocide, but we may have in the future in all that mess

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>i voted for VMRO

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>>71662329
HNNNNNNGGGGG

>>71662980
i shouldn't be talking about it

>>71663049
>change
*chance

>>71662635

>your failure of a history

yet rulled over your lands longer than you had ruled yourself and as for your capital : The first record of the name Belograd appeared on April, 16th, 878, in a Papal letter to Bulgarian ruler Boris I. Later, this name appeared in several variants: Alba Graeca (Greek city), Griechisch Wiessenburg (Greek white castle), Nandor Alba (City of the Bulgarians), Nandor Fejervar (The white castle of the Bulgarians), Castelbianco (White Castle), Alba Bulgarica (Bulgarian City). For about four centuries, the city remained a battleground between the Byzantine Empire, the Kingdom of Hungary and the Bulgarian Empire.

get keked

>>71662850
>broccoli
found ur problem right there

>>71662448
>that revolver that should be in the museum
>those three cringy ass-old bullets that were last used in 19th century
>that 160€
>those fucking nigger rigged pipes that are more useful as paper weights than actual guns
that's hilarious, desu

>>71663125
>Greek white castle

a gyros rather than burger-based fast food place

>>71663125
>implying that tatars ruled over bulgarian empire most of its history

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>>71663073
>I voted for Koalicija za promeni i pravda

>b*lgarians are butthurt again

surprise surprise

>>71663049
It will not happen, nothing will happen. They reduced the refugees already and even Germany sends some home. First it was Trump, now again another song, you have to realise that the only chance there currently is, is to support the west on some shit and therefore for them to give small gibs in return. You cannot go against them currently, there is no chance now. They will not only ruin you even more, but also make you look bad and at the same time they grant visa to you so younger people go to them. The moment hasnt come yet, all you can do now is play their game and wait for the right moment.

>>71663112
i followed balkan /x/ threads, who cares.
Also suspans.ro articles on folklore beings.

>>71663241

>you are tatars

>you are not real tatars

make up your mind m8

>>71663179
note that one of the two proper weapons is a "replica", according to the police info

>>71663337
well said i must admit

>>71663381
you got keked by slavs that's why i'm saying that

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What's your opinion on this thing?

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>>71661881

>>71663426
Romania without the gypsies

>>71662877
No genocide was committed, but you can talk about ethnic cleansing and mass pow executions.

>>71663426
irrelevant to me, since I am transilvanian

>>71663463
This post suggests otherwise >>71655458

;^)

>>71663288
>be serb
>go online
>turns out you shithole was alway a shithole
>get ass pain

kek

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>>71663426

>>71663361
>balkan /x/ threads

there are stories of semi-educated western european priests coming to aegean islands and basically agreeing with the locals that some of the dead could/did turn into vampires. the past is a funny place

>>71663426
pretty good hőlcs

accidentally caught samsung's presentation stuff.
>black female ceo with a slight southern accent presenting windows a 2-in-1.
Interesting.

Also who is ikibey? It seems he is up to the job to range banning some other group of ips

>>71663512
you make no sense my turkgarian friend

>>71663426
Haha I'm from there

>>71663426
Beautiful desu, but cowardish on the battlefield. Very nationalistic but they play their cards right. Orban gets critisized constantly but then they move mercedes factories to Hungary.

>>71663380
THIS ÁNON TURNED 21 YEARS OLD
WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY

>>71663569
You're disappointing me now, Ralph

>>71663550
>there are all sorts of outsiders lurking here until something relevant to their countries or interests is mentioned

truly the best general

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>>71663512
>be bulgarian
>...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOteEdeW9ME

>>71663534
>semi-educated western european priests
anglicans, i bet.

>>71663512
Our cunts are pretty much equally shitty.

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>>71663575
how about now?

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>>71663597
I dont stalk these generals to know, i just come by every now and then

But it seems he uses some isp i am not so together we make the ranger bigger :DDD

>>71663641
French too, I don't remember specific orders

reminder that "western rationality" is of recent making and far from universal even in "the west"

>>71663601
maybe, but I just noticed the pic while skimming through the front page

>>71663665
>be b*lgaria
>didn't participate in any wars since WW2
>join EU in 2007
>10 years later still shit

explain yourself

>>71663691
He's a German turk who pretends to be Greek for the past 1,5 year. You can't even touch his dedication in shitposting

>>71663740
They were so trash they needed 10 years of EU life support to reach our level of shit kek

>>71663665
As you see yourself, we were equal in 2008, then the only thing that happened is that out the right wing party was kicked out of the government

>>71663552
inca e lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ozng2cTF8_0

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>>71663710
>/balk/ on the front page
MARK MY WORDS - BALKANS WILL BE A SUPER STATE BY 2020

>>71663740
We were in gommie control, while you had your own country, which you managed to fuck up because you are dog shit.

>>71663426
Transylvania but xenophobic

>family meeting
>lots of guys;
>drinking like mofos;
>raunchy jokes;
>really good bbq;
>discussing electronics at 12pm at the drinking table with a swarthy looking guy. think he was a greek

Felt like home.

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>>71663483
Of course there was genocide. Without reflecting history you cannot make a step forward, I see this here as well, there is almost nothing about the crimes during communism etc. Its not healthy. Aside the bants, im sure your people went out commiting these crimes thinking they do the right thing, but to say they didnt happen? The kz pictures from srebrenica, all the mass graves in Bosnia, Kosovo? It is evidence, it is genocide. Look at pic related, what does it resemble, the serbian soldier trying to check whether they are alive performing first aid or what? Or were these grannies somehow threatening the soldiers?

>>71663784
yes but Macedonia has Macedonian genes, Bulgaria has Turkic ones. Macedonians are inherently more intelligent, beautiful etc.

>>71663820
Self imposed communism is worse, because people actually like it.
There's maybe ONE party that's not socialist here, and even they are Keynesian as fuck.

>>71663820
>le ebil gommies excuse

what about estonia then?

>>71663795
>2008 BG 15797
>2008 SR 12521
>equal

kek did you even see the numbers?

>>71663896
Macedonians would commit mass suicide before being annexed by B*lgaria

>>71663904
>no ordoliberal party;

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>>71663943
Ukraine is there for comparison. adding China fucks up the graph and makes it less clear.

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>turkey's foreign minister calls our minister a spoiled child and tells him the turkish army is no match
>our foreign minister dares him to set foot on Imia and see what happens

I've seen a lot of meme happenings but I think there's a high possibility of a war senpaitachi. And I have to be in fucking Chios, they'll massacre us like it's 1822, FUCK

>>71663866
that are paramilitary units which did commit the crimes like in EVERY war ever
still it's not counted as a genocide since there's still not a single proof of mass killing civilians at such extents
as for srebrenica, the only one mass killed there were mujahedeens who fought in a war and who were taken out of the houses from where they're hiding. innocent men, children and women were let off to go elsewhere, but yeah separate crimes involving the said paramilitary units did happen, and that has no absolute basis for a claim that it was a genocide

>>71664037
poor Ukraine ;_;

>>71663865
>family meeting
>discussing
>think he was a greek

B-brother?

>>71664070
gg anon, you wont be missed

>>71664070
I'll brotect you

>>71664070
2017-2020 will be interesting

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>serbia had self imposed communism
kek d

>>71663945
Indeed, you are doing exactly that, with the albanian thing going on.

>>71663932
>estonia
>1.3 mil population

kek, how are they relevant?

>>71664037
It clearly shows you had a higher base in the early 90s because you had sovereign country. The picture shows how shit you country is more than anything else.

>>71664070
Even if that's the case pick up a gun and die like a man with honor.

>>71664207
didn't know the bone for tuna shitposter browsed /balk/ as well

>>71664246
I wish I had a gun where the fuck do I get one? That needs a license right?

>>71664224
they have a better economy than any other former soviet state

if you actually took responsibility for your actions for once you would know that you're the problem, not the serbs or whoever else you want to blame

same as us.

>>71664070
Why do Greeks always talk about war with Turkey? You are like Estonia with Russia, every time a Turk farts you get scared

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Productive day today balk

>>71664315
Estonians and Greeks are both cucks, that's why. jokes aside, both Russia and Turkey are very pro "intervention" and the size differences are significant, especially in the case of Estonia-Russia (but Estonia is in NATO and Russia isn't which is a good safeguard)

>>71664315
this

turks wont do anything except yapping like dog on a leash

>>71664224
If you scroll this graph back further pre 90s Bulgaria was better off, the transition temporarily fucks things up.
Serbia started transitioning in 2000, and it's still going on at a snail's pace because of all the commies. No one has the guts to sell companies, over 50% of full time employees are on government payroll. That's absurd.

>>71664405
>not fully chocolate
what are you doing

>>71664289
Hasn't the army provided sealed G3s to a number of civilians in border islands in case of an invasion? It's a form of national guard. You can always buy a shotgun or enroll in a shooting club and get the license for a handgun or a non automatic rifle.

What are Polish doing in Bulgaria?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDEi_Vgxynk

>>71664115
I am not aware of serbian paramilitary units in Kosovo, for Bosnia its another story.

>>71664315
It's not even 50 years after the last time we went to war with Turkey, and they keep trespassing and provoking us

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>>71664405
>pack of AAA batteries again
>inb4 muh electronics projects
yeah, yeah like my electronics projects that vibrate and i put them in my anus.
Post your vibrator already.

>>71664480
I haven't heard about that, I came here 4 months ago, I'll look into it

>>71664456
Depressed huh? Seems like you want to eat yourself to death.

>>71664497
There were nazis from everywhere. Iam no nazi but I went because antifa said no, and antifa is cancer

>>71664480
yea, the handguns can help them a lot when the rockets start falling from the sky...

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>>71664595
Anon if you are going to eat something you should eat something good, not something mediocre

>>71664405
>three meals
>expensive juice

How's you buddy bill gates doing?

>>71664480
Don't think Turks will go for an inhabited island anyway. If they try some shit it will be on a isle like Imia again. Also i believe think forest fires in Greece will be huge this summer :^)

>>71664515
>I am not aware of serbian paramilitary units in Kosovo
there were there also

looking at greeks and turks i wonder if serbia would try to get kosovo if given the chance

>>71664306
It's easier to find jobs and build factories for 1.3 million than for 7.

>>71664451
>temporarily
When transition hit we had most of our factories bought out by western corporations with the sole purpose to shut them down so they wouldn't compete. The same thing happened in all the countries in gommie control. Millions of people were out of jobs. We only started to re industrialise in the 2000s.

>>71664660
Rockets don't occupy land.
>>71664806
Meant for >>71664586

>>71664706
Its all self made dude.
Regarding the juice, I buy it because I know its 100%.

>>71664543
These I used for a simple controller in fact.

>tfw our national anthem is actualy the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBmnMsO_B8

>>71664921
Every country is biased and thinks its own anthem is superior to others

>>71664877
>Rockets don't occupy land.
but they clear the land for the forces that come after to occupy it

do you expect the turks will just throw roach warriors like in 1944's Normandy?

>>71664666
You literally live on a McDonalds diet satan

>>71664921
I love this

also why the fuck would turkey invade greece

>>71664903
>These I used for a simple controller in fact.
tell me more

>>71664315
Hush, even if we told you, you wouldn't understand

Every inch of this land was taken with blood and tears. Every single inch. Turkey is the one who's always wanted it back from us, the righteous owner. So unlike your case, in which Serbia and Bulgaria backed off their claims of Macedonia, Turks will never do that and every once in a while they plan to cause troubles, from Grey zones to firefights and provocations

>>71664655
it was nazis but not the patriotic parties?

>>71664976
>clear the land
No they don't. Boots on the ground do.

>>71665006
Because they want to rule the Aegean

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>>71664315
Dont be silly, only retarded /pol/tards want war, some prefer love ;^)

>>71664983
Proving my point, mcdonalds are tasty af :p

>>71664921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOymAWCT8IM

One day we will hear this here

>>71664857
>When transition hit we had most of our factories bought out by western corporations with the sole purpose to shut them down so they wouldn't compete.
fun fact:
They did the same to East Germany.
But it might have worked in a larger scale, since you could use jobless ossis for West Germany.
Except they decided to use t*rks instead.

>>71664836
what chance would that be? i'm personally overall very pro-demographics. if you want to keep land, have enough babies or an ethnically homogeneous enough country, one way or another. i wanna see how the situation with the Kurds works out in Turkey, in the long run, considering they'll be an ever more disproportionate part of the population

>>71664983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VkPRU6C-JQ

but greece's anthem doesnt sound hype at all
it sounds like some police officers parade's song

>>71664820
Anyway, I told you above. They bombed your infrastructure and almost dont invest in you, this is their punishment. Your young people with brains lack perspective this way. But it is not too late yet, if you join their circus now they will help you back on your feet again and will give you moderate gibs. You will benefit from them, dont listen to the ones here telling you otherwise, the benefits are visible. Who will not give you anything of value except empty speeches and tapping you gratefully on your shoulders are the russians. And in the end, does the EU really change your mindset? I dont think so, Bulgarians are as homophobe and racist as they always were, the EU didnt change that a bit. If you enroll for the full lapdog program (with rocketshields and shit) like Poland and Romania, they will give you even more gibs, but that I guess is only for professional gibs takers.

whats going on here?

>>71665059
i mean you can't just take some land nowadays and get away with it like in old ages

>>71665153
was meant for this :)
>>71664962

>>71665059
Turkey's economy will collapse in a week if they attack you. You filthy jews have set roots in every major country. The only problem is civil war in Turkey and millions of refugees. Young people would never fight, if they can have fun somewhere else instead.

>>71664962
this
i hate them all

>>71665092
>mcdonalds are tasty
And give you diabetes and heart disease at age 35

>>71665187
>Bulgarians are as homophobe and racist as they always were
Well, i see they are pushing for accepting homo stuff right here.

Good thing the only ones into it are some gullible idiots, Cernea, and other SJW's, but they are a laughing stock.

>>71665228
>Young people would never fight
oh they will, that is what armies are for

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>>71665270
its not tasty
we Greeks
do not eat there

>>71665197
Russia did it and Turkey de facto controls Syrian and Iraqi lands.

>>71665291
Good thing based Tsipras allowed gay civil unions here ;^)

>>71665270
Well yeah, do you seriously think it is for everyday :P

>>71665308
I can eat mcdonalds all day and still be skinny as fuck

who else
>retarded genetics

>>71665308
that's because of the popularity of goody's. same shit

fast food is the order of the day everywhere, iki

>>71665357
exactly, both Russia and Turkey use various pretexts for invading and occupying territory. that's the sole reason

>>71665187
Top kek, their government has been sucking EU cock for at least a decade now, but that doesn't matter, because no one(who is poor) is getting in in the next 5-10 years.

Before the immigrant crisis, there was the greek debt crisis. Back then, when Juncker became the top dog, he said no one will be accepted in the next 5 years. And now we have the muslim shits, and the brexit stuff, so no eurocrat will push for more poor countries, because they know that would mean more rich nations leaving. So they missed their chance. Especially the macedonians, who's only problem back then was the name.

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>>71665308
We are like first or second in smoking per capita yet we have the lowest cancer rates. This is probably why

>>71665041
In Bulgaria patriotic parties are what west considers nazis. So its probably more or less the same thing. The germans, norwegians etc. on this march seemed pretty nazi to me desu.

>>71665357
turkey also got millions of arabs
they will stay in turkey and breed like kurds

>>71665118
The West German Government imported low-skilled Turkish workers before 1989

>>71661903
boyko is based, best politician in the balkans in the last 25 years

>>71665439
very high rates of the cancers associated with smoking though. plus detection matters too, some countries likely have better detection as well. the difference with countries that don't have better health systems is still interesting though

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>>71665425
greek fastfood > american trash > german food

thats why germans buy döner every week

>>71665439
you saved my map

>>71665308
mcdonalds food is literally shit

nothing can beat our balkan barbeque and roast meat

>>71665414
>implying you don't eat that stuff 6/7 days
You gotta start dieting at some point pandaren. Do you even lift bro?

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>>71665520
Boko was the necessary evil. Come 26 march we are getting our own Trump.

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>>71665573
i find that weird

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>>71665520
Excuse me?

>>71665644
>commie memes

>>71665588
you mean turkish food

>>71664207
communist serbs are weird

they were just as nationalist as the chetniks and yet they fought against them, what the fuck was their logic?

>>71665573
goody's is mcdonalds-style fast food though. that's why i said the mcdonalds per 100k doesn't matter much. gyros-style places and the like are better since they have less fried shit, fewer carbs and more meat overall but we still aren't sure what effect different food exactly has on health, no matter what someone might tell you, other than the obvious case of obesity

also we can see in your map how high lung cancer is in Greece compared to some other countries, despite overall cancer rates being lower. smoking does kill

>>71665228
I read this week that turkey asked germany for financial aid, they have had huge losses in 2016. They have huge tourism deficit.

>>71665435
They are sucking their cock but its an unstable sucking because of russia. The dick is in the mouth but because of russia there is always risk that they could spit out the dick before juncker can finish. Its true that the refugees have slowed down integration of Serbia and Macedonia, but it will happen without a doubt.

>>71665573
No one lives in Romania

What would be the best programming language to start learning for a beginner?

>>71665468
So? Erdogan could very easily turn the refugee Arabs against the Kurds. He just has to promise them citizenship and lands. Guess whose lands that is going to be.

>>71665616
>Come 26 march we are getting our own Trump.
who might that be?

>>71665644
what did he do? was he part of the socialist party that bankrupted bulgaria?

the real heroes of Bulgaria are Boyko, Simeon II and Kostov, every bulgarian must suck them off at least once

>>71665588
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1906%E2%80%9308)

Why are serbs so obsessed with pork?

>>71665776
go lang

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>>71665741
europeans are inferior to Greeks

>>71665308
How can there not be mcdonalds in macedonia and albania? Xpozed lets take a loan and open in Skopje and Tirana, profit is guaranteed.

>>71665610
I love mcdonalds but it isnt close enough to get often, and that fucking efood site doesnt bring mcdonalds for some reason

And dont worry, you ll suffer my existence more since i ve been on a small diet for some weeks now since the genital change surgery works the best if you are around 90kg :o

Still intend to be kinda chubby, just not so much naw

>>71665679
whatever, it's still better than any other i can bet on that

>>71665573
>>71665624
just
why are male rates so higher compared to female though

>>71665745
>it will happen without a doubt

Denmark and the Netherlands would never agree.

>>71665811
>who might that be?

Veselin "cheap fuel" Mareshki

>>71665811
>the real heroes of Bulgaria are Boyko, Simeon II and Kostov
this

>>71665871
its banned

>>71665814
because it's contrary to what kebabs eat

>>71665809
>Guess whose lands that is going to be.
kurdistan

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>tfw you ll never be able to help Gul'dan achieve his plans and date him
:(

>>71665848
self-reporting has its problems too. chronic disease is less stigmatized in some countries compared to others

Can someone find me cancer stats of Bulgaria? Deaths, if possible compared to earlier years.

>>71665960
>eats fast food
>plays wow
>shitposts all day
How fucking fat are you

>>71665885
the higher male rates don't surprise me much. what i find more interesting is why female rates are higher in some places like Scandinavia

>>71665906
Banned? Why?

>>71665873
>genital change surgery
When are you planning to go through with it? Will you remove the balls too?

>>71665835
lmfao

>>71665776
PHP

>>71665968
i have this from eurostat
is it self reported?

>>71665897
Nobody asks Denmark and NL

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Where's the turk with bulgar fleg?
I want to pusch im

>>71666031
Source:some retarded website

>For 16 years McDonald’s lived and thrived in Macedonia. Then the head of the fast food company’s European head office and the Macedonian company that runs the franchise crossed swords and the agreement was terminated, effectively shutting down all of McDonald’s seven outlets in the country, most in the capital Skopje.

>>71665811
In 1996 Bulgaria needed like 1 milliard to prevent economy collapse. The west turned us down and Videnov was doing literally everything to prevent it. He even went to China to ask for a loan, in the meantime his "commie" colleagues were sabotaging him behind his back and blame the whole crisis solely on him. It's the reason why we are the biggest shithole in the EU now.

>>71666040
Oh no idea about that, will be going to work for 4-5 months soon, then gonna move to some EU country, with more progressive gender therapist to discuss the issue and get the approval, you need 2 letters from them, then go for it.

And yes balls are removed, the skin is used to create the outer vaginal lips.
And you cant keep them inside since they die due to high temperature and can cause cancer.

Testosterone patches/pills after that

>>71666077
For a country to be accepted, every member of the EU has to say yes. Even one no means you're not accepted.

>>71665885
male smokers tend to be more than female and also smoke more cigarettes

>>71666067
that's what it says in the pic name. some chronic conditions (like chronic fatigue syndrome) also seem to rely on a bit of subjectivity and the medical establishment has problems with diagnosing and understanding them, even if they seem to be based on something physiological based on recent studies

>>71666164
But ralph you are still fat and hairy

>>71665943
Ayy

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>>71665925
indeed

>>71666258
kek

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Which balkan country has biggest % of blond women?

>>71666236
Well that is the point of a vagentleman :P
We are not women, we are men with vaginas :DDD

And dont worry, will be losing some weight since surgery requires me to like around 20kg, diet plan is going well cuz i eat a nice big meaty 1500-1600 calormie meal and then big cucumbers :3

Cucumbers are great with salt and vinegar

>>71666299
ROMANIA IS BLONDE

>>71666299
I don't think blondes are our thing.
But Croatia, i guess?

>>71665873
at least be a hot tranny, not a fat, ugly tranny. why would you want to remove your cock anyway? do you feel that dysphoric about it? just let it be

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>>71666205
didnt read

>>71666247
is no joke
turks are delusional and underestimate kurds
people always laugh at me when i say that they are very dangerous

>>71666077
Also, those 2 are the one that are certain to be against expansion. There is a very high chance that some east yuros will be against it because it will mean less gibs for them.

>>71666299
>blondes
haahahha fucking bimbos

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>>71666322
*Transylvania

>>71666310
What are you after it, lesbian or homo or what? Will your family in greece disown you?

>>71666353
are kurds turks of germany

>>71665301
Only the kurds will fight. The western turks will flee to europe as refugees and will end in Greece and Bulgaria, which will be the end of our countries.

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>>71666164

>>71666356
>east euros against it
But isnt our hidden agenda to get all other former commies in?

>>71666449
Serbia was not part of the soviet union, retard.

Kurds are very devoted and brave on the battlefield. They will get their own state, one way or another. Also, has Effendi be deployed to Syria and killed or why doesnt he come anymore?

>>71666436
combine a gypsy with an arab
you have a kurd

>>71666411
>Giving a shit about my family
top kek, nice joke.

And you tell me, is a vagentleman gay or straight?

I still like chubby cuddly hairy husbandos so i am attracted to them still, as long as they have a dick of course. But like i said a husbando is about quality character as well, not only body

>>71666348
ewww why would i want to be a woman, they are repulsive, weak and feminine. Much rather be a normal bodied dude with a vagina, here's a good example of manly chubby body https://i.gyazo.com/35dc789268f1dd90ab64215ab217b84c.png

>why would you want to remove your cock anyway?
Because it is useless, because since 0 i was repulsed by the idea of sticking it anywhere or some faggot trying to use it? That is why i thought i was just an exclusive bottom but desu i always much rather have it removed and replaced by a superior clean hole since anal is dirty anyway.

It fits me way more, and no i dont care if some dumb cuck finds me attractive or not, i still have my standards that require quality husbandos only

>>71666444
What confuses you anon?

>>71666353
Personally, i find it a form of divine punishment.
"What, you didn't like your christian merchant minority, because they weren't into your turkocentric national vision, and threatened to secede?"
"Well, then have their literally islamic communist loving, gypsy tier executioners that breed in their lands, to breed like crazy, and have secession movements needing to be contained across 3 countries, in the very lands the armenians came from."

>>71666495
We werent either, but we were commies. Do you even know what commie means?

>>71666509
>guerilla
>brave

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>>71666550
didnt read

>>71666550
Note: small textbox makes editing difficult sometimes, so i repeated myself.

>>71666403
redpill me on transylvania

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>>71666552

>>71666258
uplvoted and torrented

>>71666441
Nah we'll send them to Germany to join their relatives.

>>71666635
Pretty much Vojvodina

i can understand now why gaygreek jokes are so popular here

>>71666537
So you dont want a faggot playing with your cock, but yourself you dont consider faggot for the desire of playing with another cock? You want a vagina but you dont see yourself as woman? I gotta tell you ralph, there seems to be some inadequacy in your logic. Also, is there even a market for hairy man with vaginas?

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>>71666733

>>71666733
what do you mean? what greek jokes? and why are they popular?

>>71666804
>what greek jokes
Гpък цигaнин нaдлъгвa.

>>71666537
oh ok, so you have some weird penile dysphoria specifically or are just trolling

>>71666550
this. no one should feel bad for the Turks since they encouraged it in the first place. and I find the wish of some Kurds to have their own country separate from Turks a bit relatable :))

>>71666636
that's NATO vs Warsaw Pact, specifically. was Albania not "communist" either because of the break in relations between the Soviets and Albania? the commies had plenty of disagreements among themselves

>>71666537
What kind of maintenance does a surgically sculpted vagina need?

Also plz promise you'll post your new vazin here in /balk/ and ban Greeks again.

>>71666635
it's alright, don't give too much attention to the I am transilvanian autismo

>>71666804
we usually refer to greeks with a word that means assfucked
there are even many parodies of it

>>71666733
ok but you realize how funny that is coming from a a country that traditionally had a class of transgender men due to its tribal law

>>71666926
Suntem cel putin 2 acum

>>71666993
burn

>>71666993
what are you talking about

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>>71666983

>>71666999
si mie îmi place să căcatpostez câteodată, dar asta nu înseamnă că îmi iau căcatu în serios

>>71667028
you actually don't know? :3

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0vwOvVuQe4

How do you feel about uncle Adolf?

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>>71666747
>So you dont want a faggot playing with your cock, but yourself you dont consider faggot for the desire of playing with another cock?
Wait wut? I was joking with the term faggot, i dont care if you call it gay or whatever, i am naturally inclined towards cock just like i am naturally repulsed by my own useless dick.
Gender stuff are fun that way, i am definitely a special snowflake of a man :3

>you dont see yourself as woman?
Yeah, i like being a man, i like my facial hairy and the more masculine body, it is just that the genitals are utterly wrong.

Who says only women can have vaginas, especially in the age of "feminine penis".
Now we have reached the "masculine vagina" age xd
Plus this isnt the first time there have been people with genital dysphria but no gender dysphoria
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonBinary/comments/5v837v/suffering_from_genital_dysphoria_but_not_gender/
Here's another person with similar experiences

>Also, is there even a market for hairy man with vaginas?
Well there is a lot of ftm porn and some people are into it but obviously not many, like i said i only care about quality husbandos, i dont intend to slut it up, if someone is my type then most likely he wont mind my way better and clean hole, fuck anal


>>71666902
>weird penile dysphoria
Yeah pretty much, it was just a repulusion/dislike, i didnt have a name for it before realizing vagentlemen were a thing
And you know me, i only troll with the truth, lying isnt my thing :3

>>71666906
>What kind of maintenance does a surgically sculpted vagina need?
Mostly some annoying shit called dilation which means sticking a dildo like thing in you for 10 mins a 2-3 times per day after the surgery, then you do it like once a weak, might as well be replaced by your fapping session.

Probably will keep posting, might do it for the lulz

>>71666733
Anon i am above mere gay, now i am a vegentleman :3

>>71667091
Serbs and Greeks, even far-right ones, don't have any reason to like Nazi Germany

>>71667063
dar nu am spus ca il iau in serios ?????????????????????????????

>>71667091
He was short-sighted and dumb af.

>>71667091
The original turboautist edgelord in chief that wasn't shitposting though.

Is there a bigger group of cucks in the entire history than royalists? They ALWAYS get btfo

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>>71667144
nu îl iei? Nush îl spamezi de săptămâni, am crezut că tu chiar ești serios, mai schimbă din el puțin

>>71667121
you should see a therapist who tries to treat your dysphoria instead of dreaming of removing your dick.

this is why even though i'm ok with trans people, i find this encouragement of transition a bit weird sometimes. would anyone find it 'normal' for some person to want to cut only their dick or arm (that kind of dysphoria exists too after all) off to feel more in line with their 'true' self?

>>71667059
i heard makkes call you pederakis too

>>71666370
huh
i always thought that the most blonde balkan country is albania

>>71667295
kek we also do that
Nasko Pederasko = Sakis Pederakis

http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/File:Causes_of_death_—_malignant_neoplasms,_residents,_2013.png

Bulgaria has among the lowest cancer death rates in Europe, surprisingly

>>71667303
nigga, stop trolling. why would you think that

>>71667303
LMAO
M
A
O

come non-Transylvanians

>>71643236
>>71643236

>>71667303
because you thought albinos lived there right?

>>71667303
lol

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>>71667121
At some point in the future we will surpass flesh itself.

>>71667360
you aren't even that different server

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>>71667377
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS

>>71667334
your under 65 is one of the highest though which seems to potentially imply something about your health system

>>71667334
most deaths here are due to car accidents

>>71667436
pentru ca esti moldovean

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>>71667334
>be turk
>be immune of cancer

new thread
>>71643236

>>71667436
I have two personalities