/DESI/

>>71658685
delet this

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>>71658685
He's a fucking Manlet

Is Afghanistan invited? We're honorary desi... r-right?

>>71661514

Yes

>>71661514
what kind of afg*n are you

t. 3/4 tajik 1/4 uzbek

>>71661514
afghanistan is literally an indian vassal state so yes

>>71662074
a poo in the loo living in bongastan telling an afghanistan living in australia if he is honorari desi.

God dam.

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>>71662109

do you look like this?


>>71662142

Rasheed

If I'm a Catholic with a Portuguese last name, am I Desi?

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The $50 phone that saved /Desi/

>>71662173
no

I look very sexy with slightly chinky eyes

>>71662213

Thank you Finland

>>71662209

All Indian flags are Desi except Goa

>>71662209

>Indian flag

Obviously

>>71662261
Goans are the best Indians

>>71662386

Goans are Slavs now

>>71662433
>implying the poos from Bihar aren't going to overrun everything eventually

>>71662142
welcome to 21st century, budde

sooooo..how about dem gun toting chutiyas, huh?

who /khalistan/ here?

>>71663157
>afghan-khalistani alliance will never happen

feels bad

>>71658685
I hate cricket.

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>>71663257

>>71663200
it will happen soon desu

once the muslims of india topple modi

Keep finding the gf's blonde hairs between my balls and ass crack lads. What do?

>>71663400
do sikhs not like modi? my buddy is sikh and I asked him but he doesn't know anything about indian politics

>>71663489
any self-respecting sikh will despise modi

he's just like indira gandhi, but short and stubby

>>71663489
Sikhs in general doesn't have anything against him.

It's the Muslims that hate him the most because, there was a riot in Gujrat (where he was the Chief Minister before) and many many Muslims were killed and they blame it on Modi.

I don't really remember the specifics of it because it was a long time ago.

>>71663659
wew

when we went to shimla in India together he took a picture with Indira's statue flipping her off

hi

>>71663659
>any self-respecting sikh will despise modi
Why? I have a sikh friend and he supports him.

>>71662074
Sweet.

>>71662109
Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.

>>71662131
reeee get out

>>71663812
no sikh should side with a mass-murdering hindu manlet, given that we faced similar persecution ourselves

>>71663838
>Sorry sweetie you can't be an afghan and also be tajik.


what are you then you utter melt

>>71662539
Mild kek

>>71663406
Stop dreaming and wake up

>>71663750
based

>>71663977
pashtun

i don't have anything against tajiks, but you people are dividing the country even tho you have your own.

>>71664202
all of my father's brothers fought the soviets and 3 of them got killed, so we're not communist traitors

I kind of agree with you, the eternal persi*n ruins everything

>>71664202
>pashtun

when will you join pakistan desu

>>71661514
Get out of my country you shitskin

>>71664329
sorry to hear that lad. it's nothing personal desu.

>>71664333
Never. Our blood will flow for a thousand year's but it'll never happen.

>>71664333
pakistan is an artificial nation, the durand line is an artificial border
>>71664441
fuck off abo

>>71664493
Fuck off mohamed go rape a goat

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জয় বাংলা

>>71664600
I'd rather rape your sister abo

>>71664734
Arab women can't be that ugly mohamed

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>>71664824
>Arabs
>in /desi/
>Australian education

>>71664699
Oye! Kemon Acho?

>>71665294
Ami bhalo thanki.
Tumi kemon acho?
Tumi India koi thako?

>>71664699
>india lite

out
traitors aren't welcome here

>>71664473
>choosing a state literally propped up by the US over Pakistan
why?

>>71665448
Pakistan is a fake country

>>71665070
All shitskins to me m8

>>71665512
no faker than NorthernAllianceStan desu

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>>71665512

>>71665372
Ami Bhalo, thanks.
I live in CG. Don't know much bangla but enough to understand and communicate I guess.

>>71665556
take your ugly abbo australoid negro mug somewhere else

>>71665556
fuck off whitey
>>71665597
>>71665606
afghanistan has existed for centuries

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>>71665512
Rude 2bh

>>71665556
Pathans are probably whiter than you. Now fuck off

>>71665691
didnt pakistan genocide your people?

in any case i dont pretend that afghanistan is not hell on earth, thats why I escaped

>>71665680
afghanistan died the day they got the US to come in and defeat an army of goat herders for them

how are your convenience stores doing lads? new cigarette package regulations have me really bent out of shape, how am I supposed to sell this stuff to *nglish scum if ever pack has a woman coughing up blood on it?

>>71665791
>didnt pakistan genocide your people?

it's a poo in loo myth

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>>71665822
BRUTAL

>>71665691
>>71665680
>>71665665
Triggered the shitskins

>>71665651
That's cool. Always nice to talk to a learner.

>>71665791
Yeah they did. But, I can't really bring myself to hate all Pakistanis. Especially those that were born long after the violence.

>>71665931
>Yeah they did

proofs?

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>>71658600
Do you play touhou?

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>>71665915
GTFO or I will pull the trigger on you

>>71665822
porkistani please I want to remain civil but one afghan literally has the bravery of 1000 pakistanis

>>71665878
>poo in loo myth
Pretty sure are open defecation rate is lower than yours

>>71665915
t. cumskin

>>71665948
Go read the blood telegram

>>71665978
>News reports from that period corroborate Hasan’s account. In
late September 1960, an Afghan lashkar (irregular forces) crossed
into Pakistan’s Bajaur area. Pakistan’s government announced
that the lashkar “clashed with loyal tribesmen and fled after suffering
heavy casualties.”18 But Pakistan alleged that conventional
Afghan military resources, including tanks, had also massed on
the Afghan side of the border near Bajaur.19 What Afghanistan’s
official news agency described as “a major battle” eventually broke out between the two
sides.20 Pakistan bombarded Afghan forces using its airpower; rather than escalating
the conflict, this quelled hostilities, at least for the time being.
The May 1961 clashes occurred in the area of the Khyber Pass. Pakistani president
Muhammad Ayub Khan announced that regular Afghan forces had attacked Pakistani
posts at the border. The Pakistani air force strafed Afghan positions in response.21 On
May 22, Pakistani warplanes struck again, attempting to wipe out a base of raiding
Afghan troops in Baganandail.22 With this aerial strafing, alongside police patrols,
roadblocks, and even bombs going off, the New York Times noted in late May that
“relations between Pakistan and Afghanistan appear to have reached a new low, and
no relief is in sight.”23 Indeed, after the next skirmishes broke out in the fall of 1961,
Afghanistan and Pakistan formally severed diplomatic relations.24
These broken relations had acute economic consequences for both countries, particularly
for landlocked Afghanistan. The shah of Iran helped to mediate a détente between the two
neighbors in 1963. The resulting peace lasted about a decade, until Mohammed Daoud
Khan (who served as Afghanistan’s prime minister during the 1955 crisis between the
countries) deposed his cousin, King Mohammed Zahir Shah, on July 17, 1973.

>>71666066
>are open defecation
*our open

>>71666066
>Go read the blood telegram

>Archer Kent Blood (March 20, 1923 – September 3, 2004) was an (((American))) career diplomat

no thanks desu


>>71666066
they have hundreds of millions more street shitters

>>71666091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kargil_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1965
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Pakistani_War_of_1947

>>71666187
how does this prove that afghans have the bravery of a thousand pakistanis though?

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>>71666167
Are you bored or something? Do you have a need to start arguments all over /desi/ for some reason?

>>71666231
>Afghanistan
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
Go, go, go like a soldier,
So-oldier of the Queen!
>Porkistan
200-300 years of british cock

>>71666282
i'm getting cucked by a circuits assignment right now so i'm shitposting

also, daily reminder that bengalis carried out ethnic cleansing of biharis in jute mills before operation searchlight

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>>71665978

Is that why Afghans keep fleeing into Pakistan? If they were brave they would stay behind and rebuild their "country."

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Anushka for President

>>71666473
pakistan is not a real country anyway so they're simply fleeing to their rightful land

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Which Pradesh is the best Pradesh? :^D

>>71666542
UP

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Why were Indians in America supporting Trump?

>>71666542
himachal

>>71666517
>Pakistan claimed that on September 30, 1950, its northern border was attacked by
Afghan tribesmen, as well as regular Afghan troops, who crossed into Pakistan 30
miles northeast of Chaman in Baluchistan.14 It didn’t take long for Pakistan to repel
this low-scale invasion, and its government announced that it had “driven invaders
from Afghanistan back across the border after six days of fighting.”15

btfo

>>71666582
because they hate porkistanis and they were retarded enough to think trump would remove porkistan

>>71666608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Peshawar_school_massacre

nice school system you have there KEK

>>71666694
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/02/afghan-civilian-casualties-2016-170206062807210.html

tfw being btfo by goat herders despite being backed by the world's dominant superpower

>>71666381
>Ethnic cleansing of biharis
No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.

>>71666582
It's exaggerated, not that many Indian Americans actually supported Trump

>>71666770
because those goat herders are true afghan warriors while the pro-american forces are not

>be porkistan
>create the taliban
>because you're porkistani you fail to contain them
>now they literally stage attacks on a daily basis in porkistan

TOPKEK BRAH

Please kill all Bangladeshis and pakis okay thanks

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>>71666879

>>71666927
are you that sexy bangladeshi with the nice jaw

>>71666795
>No one cares about Biharis, whether Hindu or Muslim.

t. Rafiqul Rafik Rashidul Islam

the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA

>>71666833

tfw still more successful in COIN ops than 'afghan warriors'
>http://www.businessinsider.com/afghanistan-lost-15-percent-territory-taliban-2017-2
tfw even chinks are now conducting COIN ops in afghanistan

>https://www.ft.com/content/0c8a5a2a-f9b7-11e6-9516-2d969e0d3b65
>tfw even iran and russia are now helping the taliban
>http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/feb/9/john-nicholson-russian-involvement-afghanistan-bec/

>>71667019
I think you're thinking of Bengalibro. He's the West Bengali guy living in California. My jawline isn't as good as him sadly.

>>71667053
>the biharis will exact their revenge upon you IA
Biharis in Bangladesh have 2 options.

1. Accept the Bengali identity and assimilate
2. Remain stateless

>>71667156
3. wait until Sheikh HASBEENa dies and riot against the state with jamati support

>>71667198
>Jamati support
Jamat is pretty much irrelevant now.

>>71667307
that's what the ISI wants you to think

i would like to contribute, but this general is way too ethnic for English speaking people. why aren't you all answering tech support calls?

>>71667541
>ISI
They have more important things to deal with

>>71667752
>implying a jamati-ruled Bangladesh wouldnt be a strategic asset for the ISI

>>71667786
Jamats top leaders have been killed and they never had more than 4-6% of the general population's support. Additionally, BNP is pretty much broken as well. There's little chance of that.

>>71667979
its hard to know if that's true when you've got the Awami League using police brutality to curb opposition

>>71666927
Not trying to be rude but purely out of curiosity have you checked to see if you are inbred by following your linage?

>>71668277
>police brutality to curb opposition
That's one thing that helps make it true

>>71668325
I did. My parents are unrelated. My paternal grandparents were 3rd cousins. My maternal grandparents were unrelated.

>>71668478
Fug you do know that 3rd and 4th gen cousins are worse than 1st right?

>>71668346
no, it just makes the movement go underground so you'll never know how much appeal they have until they march through the streets again

>>71668555
When you live in a densely populated country there's not much underground to speak of.

>>71668531
no, why would it be?

desis living in the west, how do you feel about indians in your country? I've travelled around quite a bit and most of them just make me cringe tbqh. Just seem to have some sort of unique awkwardness about them. The ones in vancouver seem fine though, its pretty much the only place ive seen them assimilate and actually do well socially

>>71665931
How would you say that feel when in bongla? onubhuti yokhon ye?

>>71671021
assimilated desis are traitors desu

a good desi in the west is a desi who washes once a week and refuses to talk in english

redpill me on ghee

also
> eating ghee from pasteurized milk and cows that weren't fed 100% grass

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1.Romani (Roms)
2.Rajasthani (Rajasthan)
3.Gujarati (Gujarat)
4.Punjabi (Punjab)
5.Nepali (Nepal)
6.Bangali (Bangal)
7.Telugu (Telangana)
8.Sindhi (Sindh)
9.Sinhalese (Sri Lanka)
10.Marathi (Maharashtra)
11.Keralite (Kerala)
12.Kashmiri (Kashmir)
13.Divahi (Maldives)
14.Oriva (Odisha)

>>71673310
Where do Manglorean Catholics and Goans belong?
>inB4 Slav, Portugal meme

>>71673271
>found out white people have been using Ghee as part of their fad diets
Racist cultural appropriation

>>71658600
Where does the word "desi" come from?

>>71663750
good :^)

>>71673896
comes from the word desa which means country

>>71673965
okay

>>71673920

do sri lankans hate indira gandhi? i thought you people only hate rajiv?

>>71674376
he only continued what his mummy started

>>71675001
do sri lankans also still hate india?
or have you let bygones be bygones?

>>71675118
I neither like nor dislike India as a country
I don't really have a problem with Indians based off the ones I've personally interacted with

Most people probably do hate it here though

>>71675229
is it mostly sinhalese who hate them or do tamils hate indians too?

>>71675298
it's mostly the muslims :^)

but the tamils are more like 50/50 I guess
some probably still view india as "betraying" them and there's the hypocrisy over the fishing issues

>TFW No QT indian grill wife from an arranged marriage.

>>71665691
he looks like my neighbor from arkansas.

>>71675797
You should let your neighbor fuck your wife

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Why are Pathans such huge crypto-Jews?

>>71665691
Tbf only 50% of pathan people look like that. Other 50 are brown

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would this pashtun be considered a local in the West?

>>71666359
>200-300 years of british cock
Tbf that was Afghanistan for quite a bit as well.

>>71678793
t. muhammad rizwan ajmal

>>71678832
Not a pooinloo or arab m8. Just being honest.

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Will you buy our new €139 phone?

>>71663659
khalistanis are the scum on earth.

>>71673539
you are effing third or max 4th gen converts...
quit acting like some special snowflakes.

>>71679597
afghans kicked the british out though and enslaved a bunch of them apparently

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>>71682412
muh shudra

>>71682790
>t. raghead

>>71682804
no,i agree with you

muh shudra is my gimmick for
>muh nigga

>>71680248
wow is the real?

>>71683226

Yes. Nokia.com

>desi is still a thing

>>71666587
This guy knows what's up.

>>71666542
Himachal Pradesh
not saying a lot though

POO.

IN

>>71686653
YOUR MUM's

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>>71686614
>>71686653
>>71686687

Rekt

>>71673310
7 is tamil

>>71686383
Himachal is more beautiful than your whole country m9.

Friendly reminder that dalits are not invited.

PS: Afghans invited.

>>71688007
Speaking of which, are there any beautiful dalit girls?

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>>71688504
I'm sure there are. I mean even some of these gypsies are pretty qt, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNUYGRn3W9Q
Not sure whether they are considered as dalits or shudras though. There was also this dalit girl in my school and she was a qt.

>>71689649
I've seen far better dalit qts irl than the one you posted.

>>71688504
all indians are by default not qt due to high quantities of dravidian blood

>>71687901
maybe
doesn't make it better to live in

>>71689700
>dravidian blood
They are mostly found in South India.