/brit/

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the oneitis got a tattoo

Marxism is a fucking disease that destroyed half of Europe

Had a dream I went to the shop and got too much juice

Fuck the Queen and fuck British people.

>>71652485
and how does one peel it properly?

in my orange peeling experiences there is literally no way of apply enough force to break the skin while not damaging the delicate orange insides. then of course you must peel the skin off the fleshy orange which causes even more damage

>>71652561
it's good in theory

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Weird how Paul McCartney does shit with modern artists like Kanye and Rihanna. Wonder if Lennon would have done the same if he hadn't been killed.

do you have the option to just cruise around in GTAV?

>>71652561
east europe is doing fine

>>71652598
yes

>>71652580
protip: bite the top off

Menshevik > Bolshevik tbqh

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>Marxism is a fucking disease that destroyed half of Europe

The mother and sister keep saying I should be a teacher because I was good with my baby brother and now with my nephew but I don't think I have the patience if they're not related to me

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=

how does anyone actually think that socialism would be a good idea. it would make life so boring and meaningless

>>71652560
there there mate, at least she isn't fucking chads every weeke- wait never mind

Marxism is a Steinberg disease that destroyed half of Europe

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Found a gram of Ritalin tabs, a bottle of concerta and a bottle of Ritalin LA. All expired.

Had ritalin once before despite not having ADD. Felt it made me a better person but I know taking this shit is unwise. Still can't bear to flush it.

>>71652598
fun mode: first person, drive around the city really fast

>>71652601
might just torrent euro truck simulator 2 instead anyway

I want her lads

>>71652571
I'm a researcher (Research Fellow) at a uni, which unfortunately comes with some teaching and marking too.

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>aussies RPing as soviets
reminder

if you call yourself an 'anti-feminist', you just hate women. Sorry not sorry.

>>71652655
>gram of ritalin tabs, bottle of concerta and bottle of ritalin LA
what mg you fat nerd

>>71652686
which uni?

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8 hours till bedtime

work tomorrow

>>71652645
i don't know, she always came across as quite picky and stuck up

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>>71652580
Score it with a knife or get one of these orange peeling tools

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>work tomorrow

>BROKE SHITTY

hate women but I'm a feminist

>>71652560
where

>>71652734
>>71652677
Don't even like PJW but this has to be the worst gimmick I've ever seen on /brit/

>>71652708
Warwick.

wish i could just freeze time and play video games and wank for like 6 years before i unfreeze it and go back to the daily grind

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>no work tomorrow

>>71652762
alri paul you vile northern cunt

>>71652762
dont get upset that we're making fun of ur bumboy

>>71652762
>gif

fuck off

>>71652786
NEET filth

>1 (one) week until unemployment

....save..... me......

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>RPing
Was unironically a card-carrying member of the Communist Party of Australia at one point

>>71652791
this isn't remotely funny

10 hours til submission of application
kill me

>>71652700
10

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>no chippy gf

>>71652689
:c

>>71652809
*pozzes your neghole*

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>its a MAYNSTREEMMETEOR thread

>>71652580
apply enough pressure with the fingers so as to get through the skin without bursting the segments, dunno what to say it just works, gotta be yourself with it

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>>71652689
No, just need this

business idea: create a new subtype of hipster that is extremely right wing and brags about hating jews before it was cool

remember those 2 nerd who went to on holiday to japan together

do you think they bummed?

been developing a bbw fetish out of nowhere lads. bit worried.

>>71652843
This isn't funny, stop

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>Americans Hold Over $4.1 Trillion in Consumer Debt
yanks as a species hold more debt than all european countries

>>71652843
SCREECHING

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this is not my beautiful house
this not my beautiful wife
this is running on empty
food review

Weird how having a strong accent is looked down upon by so many people.

>>71652851
no you fucking shut in

>>71652846
so glad we don't have tolls here. would be so fucking annoying

>>71652852
i've been wanking to porn daily for 10 years and my fetishes are still extremely vanilla

basically stockings and creampies and that's about it

>>71652593
>implying paul mccartney wasn't killed
baka

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>>71652876

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mans never been to the co op in Walsall when it's shutdown ayyy
trust me janny

PJW poster mong doesn't seem to comprehend the concept that making the same joke over and over causes it to stop being funny

>>71652753
foot or ankle

>>71652887
legitimately the worst conspiracy theory ever

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>Don't give up, Jeremy Corbyn urges Labour
>In a speech, he urged his party to "remain united", and not to "give up".
>Labour lost the seat of Copeland, in Cumbria, to the Conservatives last week - the first by-election gain by a governing party in 35 years.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71652900
>engcucks

>>71652905
it wasn't funny to begin with

my personal theory is he's being paid to annoy us

>>71652580
I just chop the skin off with a knife like you would an apple

>>71652905
I've seen it being posted over and over again for several months now

Was funny at first but its just stale now

>>71652883
>stockings

excellent taste desu

>>71652955
I need only your strongest potions!

Is this supposed to be funny?

@71652955
@71652963

>>71652905
That's what a meme is mate

tied my willy and balls up for the latest wank lads

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*blocks your path*

>>71652927
>tfw forget to turn onto the m42 heading up north
reeeeee

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Genuinely the only reason I can think of why this lad gets so triggered by the PJW meme is that he's actually PJW. Makes me howl every time.

Why are nothern women so terrible?

>>71653002
whenever i hear "dear white people" i think it's awfully presumptuous of them to think i give a fuck what they have to say

>>71652992
some memes are able to stay fresh and outlive others by evolving, taking on board new ideas or trying new concepts

the PJW meme is literally just "fahnny morphed PJW face with silly quotes" over and over

>>71653032
they're not terrible

northern women > southern women > midland women > welsh women > scottish """women"""

>>71653032
northerners are degraded piles of shit

>>71653012
can you pay by card? i never have any cash

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>>71653002
>'people' actually cancelled their parents' netflix account over that

>>71653076
yeah you dont even have to enter your pin, guess its contactless now and all though

>>71653086
it's funny because it's completely satirical but people are too thick to understand

https://youtu.be/avb8cwOgVQ8

Fuck PJW got popular as fuck. Swear he had like 100k subs less than a year ago

some girls are bigger than others

>>71653067
lmao

southern women are trash and you know it
would rather a fat welsh valleys slag even

>>71653064
It evolved into morphed faces lad

Stay upset

did the man photoshop a face xDDDD

some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers

>>71653130
*flicks you in the nuts*

>>71653126
he'd be a good ringo starr replacement on thomas the tank engine

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what's the minimum amount of money you need before the bank manager starts working with you personally like in the scarface montage

>>71652724
Those things don't work

oversaturation is the biggest killer of may-mays

>>71653177
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

you don't peel an orange you retards, its called a tangerine

>>71653195
he honestly looks just like my uncle in this pic

>gonserbadism is de nu bung rogg XDDD

brisbane

>>71653225
hi

Brisbane is one giant suburb

Actually I have a theory that oranges (large) are sliced in Britain and maybe Ireland and Aus or whatever, but peeled in other countries as with small oranges
Source: none but for some reason I think this is the case

go create /aus/ and gtfo my general reeeeeeee

>>71653267
who the fuck would peel an orange

only peel satsumas

please don't tell me this retard has been trying to peel an actual orange

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCWCEPPbZXA

my dad peels oranges then eats the skin afterwards

>>71653283
Who? Ed Miliband?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI


way better choon

PJW posting has got to be the worst gimmick of /brit/

>>71653282
i agree, but there's still far too much faffing with the slicing that I can't be arsed with large oranges
>>71653304
rank

>>71652714
>picky

Yes, she'll be 'picking' the flakes of dried cum off her face as we speak.

>>71653293
mate...

i am also from brisbane

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HE'S HERE

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Kinda jealous of the alt-right popularity obsessed retards who make shitloads of money talking utter nonsense on youtube all day

I agree with a lot of what they say but they're generally self obsessed idiots who make stupid as fuck arguments for viral marketing (like pic related the 'philosopher') yet they become more popular than genuinely interesting politcal commentators.

thanks janny ;)

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CUSTODIAN

watch out boys he's on a rampage

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kek

KEK

K E K

>>71653321
t. hatposint filth

I got the FC and I didn't record it
fuck
that's never going to happen again

>>71653108
black dynamite is satire

that is not

based janitor, great man

Farage is such an attention whore.

>>71653409
t. hasn't watched it

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Why is everything mods and janitors do so hilarious?

>>71653409
>>71653409
yanks everybody

>>71653442
the janitor of /brit/ is great though

we used to have on that deleted kpop on sight, which removed the kpop problem

now this one will remove the PJW posters

>>71653399
full combo?

>>71653459
When will they delete anime nonces and Farage cucks

https://youtu.be/E_YEJs9WOqU
it was at this point we knew stormzy was something special

>>71653459
I don't have a problem with him, but imagining a guy bothering to monitor the quality in these threads and deleting posts makes me have a wee giggle each time

did the daily mail support brexit or are they globalist shills as well?

>>71653430
What a guy. Great job. Can we just show our thanks for our wonderful janitor please? What a great guy - y'know after all this time - ok just calm down in the back over there. What a beautiful janitor we have in this country. After all this time and all these crooked, lying, unfunny people that keep posting here, we have such a great janitor who's always there working hard for YOU, the people of this country.

What a great man.

Never knowing if it's thunder or someone's putting their bin out

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the janny is pretty selective in which gimmicks he deletes and which he lets stay

every anglo woman wishes to be ravaged by a beserking gael

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>>71653498
farage is relevant /brit/
anime and kpop isn't

>>71653559
he is the gimmick master

>>71653543
Yes so intelligent tanking the pound

>>71653555
Did you ever stop and consider the fact that a nigger may be simply making gutteral noises outside your ouse

>>71653564
can confirm from my mother the anglo bint

>>71653568
No more relevant than PJW

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>NASHERNILSM IS RAZIST

morning lads

>janny doing his nut

I actually quite enjoy PJW-posting. seems innocuous compared to the usual shit he justifiably deletes

>>71653564
opposite for my parents

>>71653576
more intelligent than remaining in a self-destructive super-national ecu I reckon

>>71653365
ONE DOLLAR

>>71653608
PJW is only involved in yank politics and uses Americanisms
go post him in /cum/

I don't enjoy being alive.

I hope you lot are not complaining about the 4chan moderation

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>>71653439
why would i? regardless of the content of the film, the way they've chosen to market it is disgusting
>>71653448
what's your point

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ahhh britain ...

>>71653646
*tries to kill you so you'll fight back and realise that life is worth living*

>>71653677
*doesn't fight back*

>>71653644
So is Farage mate

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Reminder that the janny bows down to the grime posters

Any other posters who try to oppose us will face the consequences, just look what happened to the ludders and his gang

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addicted to risk lads

>janny's nut done in over the PJW gimmick
hooting and screeching and wailing

>>71653472
yeah, painkiller
at least my name is on the leaderboards

The only issue with Manchester is that piccadilly gardens looks rather terrible

>>71653698
*was never really trying anyway, so gives up and goes home*

Why are lefties so buttblasted about PJW? Is it because he's young, handsome and intelligent?

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>>71653634

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>>71653674

what'd you lads do this week?

i worked 50 hours, went to the roar game, got drinks w mates, had housemates bday party, got gelato w housemate twice, went to the gallery with dad, got drinks w a mate and saw a bartender i knew, went to gym but less than i should have, went to orientation week at QUT with a mate and now im catching up on lovely /brit/

good week tbf, i've realised i don't need sleep as much as i though

>>71653745
why do JFs come and post here about things they have no clue about?

You don't wanna clash what what what what

addicted to eu4 lads

imagining the state of devastation jannys nuts are in right now

Why are rorkes so buttblasted about Stormzy? Is it because he's young, handsome and successful?

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>janny, deal with the pjw posters
>y-yes sir

addicted to copulating with anglo women lads

eating my banana upside down like a monkey haha x

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reminder that i would have heemed every hijacker with ease on 9/11

childhood is dismissing justin bieber as "gay"
adulthood is grooving to his latest track in your car

>>71653768
went to lectures. wanked. posted on /brit/. posted on /tv/. Went to the gym. Broke squat pb and DL pb. wanked to 360 degree vr porn.

Dear white people, this just in: Dating a black person to piss off your parents is a form of racism.

addicted to civ 5 lads

reminder that fruity cider is for runts and women

>>71653771
Are you trying to tell me they're not buttpained beyond belief about him? Take a look at his twitter feed.

Big up all the Brixton boidem (drrrrrr) Streatham Balham Mitcham and Croydon

lads are grand startegy games actually good
>>71653852
what about dry

>>71653823
not wrong 2bh

childhood is dismissing grime as "nigger music"
adulthood is bussing gun fingers to ghetts on the M6

>>71653822
wahey

have been considering studying abroad in England for 6 months from next year

good uni towns w/ peng chix?

Dear white people: Black people can't be racist. Prejudice, yes, but not racist. Racism describes a system of disadvantage based on race. Black people can't be racist since we don't stand to benefit from such a system.

>>71653869
>lads are grand startegy games actually good
they're okay

>>71653852
and alcoholics when there's nothing else left in the fridge

>>71653855
I'm telling you to FOD

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What is she pointing at, /brit/?

>>71653901
speaking from experience lad?

>>71653915
allah (swt)

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>>71653895
>newspeak

>>71653894
don't ask me m8 I'm a recluse

hungover lads. wish i wasnt such a normie sometimes

>>71653852
true, but its great with a meal. wouldn't drink more than 2 or 3 though

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WTF

>>71653894
bristol, edinburgh, durham

>>71653925
no my best friend oliver is an alco and he tells me about every single situation he finds himself in

>>71653961
can sympathise
there's a bit of norman in all of us t b h

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mans out here on the endz

>>71653852
>GRRRRRRRRRRR MEN SHOULD DRINK MANLY DRINKS FOR MEN
>GRRRRRRR LET ME JUST OVERSTATE MY MANLINESS

fuck off you turborunt

>>71653979
lmao

>>71653979
WE

>>71653993
cringe middle class white kid

>>71653894
edinburgh's a nice city, decent uni and all the students are obsessed with clubs
I absolutely despise it here but I think I could probably recommend it to others

fuck white people

>>71653852
dont care
ill drink what I want

10 million half savage runts flooding into Europe sp that middle-class children can feel better for being bullied in high-school

>>71653993
FOB

>>71653993
absolutely pathetic, end yourself this instant

>>71653994
bender

business idea: re-do the star wars prequels but good this time

>>71654021
WUZ

DEBASERRRRRR

>>71653994
absolute twat, fuck off to north london somewhere and become a tranny or something

>>71654031
runt

*sips guinness*

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>White people listening to nigger music

worried i might have screwed up this recipe but it's too late to do anything about it

>>71654067
VOLLEYBALLS

>>71654040
alri pogo, love the tracks

>>71653979
know for a fact that football was invented in australia when white colonists would bury abos up to their neck in the desert and kick their heads off

>>71653994
bit gay mate

>>71653768
font

>>71654052
>>71654083
oh fuck off

I drink the "manly" drinks, but people who complain about others having different tastes are just pretentious twats
you're just trying to overstate your manliness because you're an insecure runt
stop virtue signalling

>>71652527
If this is sarcasm it is not funny because some of our capitalist workers have wolf wages. For example some of them, insurance company agents, don't receive a single $ if make zero contracts in a month.

>>71654088
literally all worthwhile music is ultimately of african origin

Why are 'sheeds so enamored with Stormzy? Is it because he's apelike, simian and primitive?

>>71653974
Poof

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>nigger

>>71654098
t. xiaong pang wollongongo

dry cider:
for masculine men
sweet """""cider""""":
for underage girls

who here /jordanposting/?

>>71654120
WE

>>71654088
fantastic post

>>71653383
STATE OF HIM

>>71653993
Deano

Fancy buying a newish car lads. What's the current Deano chic?

>police sirens
BRAAAPP

>>71654111
fuck off paki

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>Why are 'sheeds so enamored with Stormzy? Is it because he's apelike, simian and primitive?

>>71653812
alri Stormzy

>>71654129
if i were chinese i would've mentioned the part about them being convicts

>>71653768
went shopping for a fountain pen
stayed at grandparents' for a couple of days
saw a druggo try to walk the wrong way around an automatic revolving door
laughed at the runts being scared of wind

good week imo

>>71654138
don't know what this means

>>71652527
>(((Bolshevik)))

>>71654160
>I've ran out of insults/arguments so I'll just call him a paki

ah yes, runtius maximus

>>71654120
hard to believe someone could hold this opinion even ironically

>>71654123
Yes exactly that.

fun fact: the British in Australia invented more in 10 years than the Aborigines did in 40,000 years

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>((()))

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beta uprising when

>>71654128
>>71654161
Ah, nice to see a bit of multicultural flavor on are brit.

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>>71654111

>>71654157
low-end beamers, especially if you can buy the lowest spec 1series & throw an m-sport badge on.

>>71654221
>10 years
That is being a bit too kind to the abos isn't it?

>>71654138
me haha fancy letting him know I've sent a message on the ol' facey b and to get back to me when he can haha cheers for your help pal

>>71654160
>i let other dictate what I ingest based on some arbitrary scale of personified manliness

>>71654243
>flavor
FOY

>>71654221
abos probably preferred their way of life to being slaughter in another British genocide

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fun fact: aboriginies by natural law have no right to exist and an aboriginal that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent

>>71654280
t. xiao pang padraig

>>71654241
>beta uprising
2014-15 was the first phase

>>71654255
The most important thing I'm looking for in a new car is being able to wirelessly link up my phone and play my spotify stuff on it desu.

>>71654221
Yes, exactly right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions

That is because the average abo is literally, unironically, mentally retarded legally speaking with an average IQ of 60.

>>71654280

We participated just as much in BTFO'ing the abbos, and that was a good thing.

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>Bogans shitting up my thread

>>71654292
what natural law?

>>71654138
i prefer jordynposting

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how do I get a gallic bf?

why don't the white aussies just interbreed with the abos repeatedly over many generations?

eventually the abos would cease to be and would start to look like white people

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>fun fact: aboriginies by natural law have no right to exist and an aboriginal that exists without my knowledge exists without my consent

>>71654270
ahaha sound

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>>71654319
Might is right.

>>71654315
Kildare

>>71654339
beat me to it
well played x

many of you exist without my consent

>>71654315
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions
lol holy shit

how do anti-racists explain this?

NEED to do a shopping

so much fedora in this thread at the moment

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>>71654338
Nobody wants to be a mud mixer. You mix too much brown with your white and you'll just get mud.

>>71654344
glad you agree ulster scots have a right to be in NI lad

>>71654381
buy some fruity cider while you're there haha

Just read an article about how the Chinese were poised to take over the world in the 1400s but they stopped because the ruling class were scared of poor people becoming rich through trade lol.

>>71654378
geographic isolation

imagine calling a fucking AC-130 strike on your house ahahahaha absolutely skitz thought that

>>71654392
nah
first generations would look weird
after about three generations of whitening though, and most traces of abo would cease to be

I love my dog so much

>>71654421
imagine this but with drones instead
mad

>>71654396
hahahahaha ok

>>71654315
didn't BTFO them hard enough desu

>>71654395
They do but we also have a right to try and force them out.

>>71654445
i love your mum too

>>71654406
so they couldn't even make a wheel?

babybel or peperami
this is important

>>71654444
You don't mix sewage with your drink.

*exhales blunt*

what if aliens exist

>>71654491
>grrrr racemixing

>>71654487
cheesestring

>>71654444
t. man who has never seen an abo

>>71654421
>Not calling in a squad of highly-trained Nigerian special forces operatives to raid your house.

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Good job Janny we don't want this place to turn into mayhem

>>71654517
Not an argument.

/sp/ match threads are so fucking pointless and gay
they don't even have webms of goals

New:

>>71654540
>>71654540

>>71654517
Fuck off paki

want to keep /jordanposting/ but i have to go beddy bye byes otherwise i'll rack up alotta sleep debt and that's one account i dont wanna go bankrupt on if you know wh

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he's got the fastest finger on the 'chon

>>71654315
>we invented the feature film AND wi-fi
they're the only things that keep me going truthfully

does the conductor browse /brit/?

>>71654611
>>71654611
>>71654611
>>71654611

new thread when?

quick-drawin' janny boy got the fasted hands in brit lands

shoot your thread down faster en u can say edition, yessir

Today i had to attend my cousins birthday, and during the dinner talk, the topic of marriage and girlfriends somehow spawned, eventually the topic was juggled around my brothers until it finally landed on my lap, shit got so awkward that my stomach was literally twisting itself, one of my aunts broke the silence saying "don't worry he's young, he'll find a nice girl eventually" and then my cousins friend that is like 15 years old was snickering in the back and said "not with that face".

I literally died, luckily what she said wasn't too loud to interrupt the flow of the conversation and gain attention, i tried to pretend that i didn't hear it and continued eating, however i felt like i was going to vomit from the sheer surge of emotions i felt which reconfirmed my status with a stark reminder that i'm a pathetic sub human amongst society.

janny :c

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Do not provoke the janitorial staff

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Some call him Quick Draw Janitore

FFS janny

tied my willy and balls up while wanking last night.


ruing my good tie and the cum wasn't that good either

is this what being a cuck is

>>71654660
ouch

check out my unrelated thread
>>71654698

He actually does that for free.

>>71654660
there there
*gives your willy a squeeze*

>>71654517
never met your dad have you

Midday /brit/ is essentially /sp/ shitposting hours.