/brit/

Cara

no idea where my favourite twitter accounts have gone

Can't Clogg the Mogg

>>71647971
this 2bh

Good morning lads

*reads the FT*
*sips coffee*
Ah yes the runts are getting agitated again

listening to mumdance

No idea where all the good men have gone

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ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵃᶰᵈˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵈᶦʳᵗʸ
ᵍᵉᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵐᵉ

ʳᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

Dislike non-whites a little bit

Is hatposting dead?

honest question, how big is your willy lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=8zo_1HUZHZw

the scots were really good at piano house

>>71648096
5.4'' x 5.2''
hmm

>>71648082
well well

>>71648096
Have literally never measured it but it looks about average

>>71647996
This 2bh

>>71648096
Told you before, 11 inches
6ft10
300lbs

>>71648096
6x5 basically
i think its alri

Pilots are very good lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM08Gg24ArE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcNfQ-Cmd0w

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So brave

mum still hasn't ironed my applejack teeshirt
reeeeee

>>71647990
they never disclosed the attacker's ethnicity which means it was a muslim 100% of the time

chad = attractive normie NOT your bully

>>71648096
8 incher

Really not enjoying life all that much too bee onist

>>71648096
7", thin

>>71648137
Reckon I could fly a plane no worries. Don't know why they're paid so much, that's part of the reason tickets are so bloody expensive
*finishes off the pint*

>>71648097
tune

Is it music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRCcGUvmZDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3kScUnvkWI

Anybody else have an average sized willy but only when it's really hard? Mine gets to about 6x5 but it's semi flaccid A LOT and it doesn't look good then

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>>71648096

>>71648163
umm yes they did, keep up

>In Heidelberg the attacker, described by police as a 35-year-old German "without a migration background", drove what is thought to be a rental car into pedestrians in one of the city's central squares, injuring three people

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Fuck sake, don't know how I'm going to explain this to my parents. Wasn't even going that hard.

>>71648096
6"x"6

looks two mini pringles cans stacked

>>71648223
bit gay

>>71648184
*samples it for my next techno tune*

ah yes

>>71648223
You must have quite a tight arsehole

>>71648212
>you just gotta be yourself bro

>>71648237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtNv-pprhQ8

>>71648152
Wow breaking down barriers with inane jibber jabber and simple repetitive pop beats and riffs. Truly the master artists of our time.

>>71648214
Whitey can't even do terrorist attacks right, 3 people "injured"

>>71648223
just fix it yourself cover it with a poster or something in the mean time

>>71648096
8" phimo

>>71648277
shawshank redemption mentioned

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>Wow breaking down barriers with inane jibber jabber and simple repetitive pop beats and riffs. Truly the master artists of our time.

got a headache

>>71648223
>>/g/

>>71648211

mine is 6x5 but flaccid it's literally 2.5 inches

what's the best ends in dublin?

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the bf

*appears next to you suddenly*

wow never know where the ender peal will end up

>>71648337
He's ugly
You can do better

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>>71648273

errmmm about that .....

stormzy is on sunday brunch cooking fried chicken

>>71648322
Yeah same lad wtf do I do if I get with a girl and it's not already a semi when she sees it

>>71648317
No sorry. Thank you come again

>>71648322
got this too, sometimes even have trouble getting started because i literally have to use two fingers until it gets reasonable erect

>>71648337
is he an arab or just italian/french?

What is the diameter of your willy lads?

>>71648326
Dublin is rubbish mate

>>71648350
With you?

got a 4 inch floppy

>>71648379
he's an aussie poster from here
defo a wog

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Why is Gina Miller still in the spotlight

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Woah

>>71648358

doubt she'll care. all flaccid cocks look gross.

>>71648379
He's a lebbo

>>71648391
M-maybe

>>71648214
"without a migrant background" isn't telling the whole story

>>71648411
isnt that the bloke off the big bang theory, sheldon was angry because he did something with pluto

>>71648096
7in which was a pleasant surprise for me, no idea about the girth, don't care because I'll never use it anyway

>>71648411
Genius. Stephen Hawkin btfo

>>71648411
rappers usually ahve awful grammar

Lads do I have a problem if I only listen to OSTs

>>71648411
So this is PhD

>>71648096
Getting the coach back to London in a few hours

Got tomorrow off so I can play games and be a mong

young thug had a bigger impact on music than the beatles

>>71648405
she achieved her stated goal of restoring 'muh parliamentary sovereignty' but now she's lobbying the lords, almost as if it was never about the sovereignty and 100% to achieve the goal of blocking brexit

really gets the noggin churning

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want to open a shop in berlin that sells tacos al pastor

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>>71647971
Oh /brit/, Caraposting is best posting

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Huh this guy is smart af

>>71648512
I have never eaten a taco
funny huh

really need cara to sit on my face

AUD19.58 = USD15.00

>>71648537
why would that be funny?

>>71648522
Only one Dutchcaralad too

>>71648512
want to open a shop too
dont think ill be a good bossman though

>>71648535
such a reddit tier person

>>71648550
Because it made me laugh
Thus it's funny
Duh

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>>71648535
sounds like something I'd read on 4chan in greentext with a picture of a man wearing a fedora attached

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

>>71648574
>sounds like something I'd read on 4chan in greentext with a picture of a man wearing a fedora attached

>>71648577
Isn't he non religious

>>71648577
so progressive and cosmopolitan
I wish I lived in london

I miss sershlad

>>71648570
oh

>>71648561
wouldn't want to manage it myself, rather hire someone to give it authenticity

>>71648570
>>71648565
>>71648561
LOT of jfs itt. Don't mind though, /brit/ needs more diversity

when is the next steam sale usually?

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>>71648610
I miss his vocaroos

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>>71648603
>believing that after he banned images of bikini-clad women from the tube for being haram

Anybody else notice a lot of light skinned Spaniards look like Irish blokes and vice versa? Very strange desu

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>tfw you mistype a url and it actually starts loading a page

>>71648661
Spain is rightful Irish clay

>>71648653
Oh for the love of Allah

>>71648613
yeah since you want to sell non-european food I'd say thats the ting to do

>>71648600
it should be Leslie Jones

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now THIS really made me think

>>71648680
This desu

>>71648577
Nigel Farage has never won a seat in a parliamentary election

Anybody watching Sunday brunch? BLACKED has just become real

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should I play Civ 4 or 5 first

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY&list=PLQw-AwSCH8G3Dhw4vAu0R7OfxDWdUbhaR&index=67

remember when black people made great music instead of (c)rap

>>71648661
not really

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hmm yes very interesting

>>71648723
Goals on Sunday you bender

>>71648704
>able bodied
you make me sick

>>71648674
I remember when I was like 13 I went to "yotuube.com" or something and my friend acted like he'd never seen porn before

>>71648653
Why mention this and ignore the fact he changed the green man to two men holding hands for gay pride

>>71648154
Because she knows applejack is a shitlord who would probably vote tory like most inbred farm folk.

>>71648704
>Leslie Jones
>MUH COLORISM

What an insult to all decent looking blacks. You're just fucking pre-human, you genetic filth

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towerposting time? towerposting time

>>71648749
gotta keep the kaffir guessing

I always fuck up chess lads

Never looking to see the consequences of my moves

>>71648748
i used to go to goggle.com reguarly

>>71648791
thats a sign of low IQ

>>71648729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMSOeOIfGHY

>>71648723
hate tim lovejoy so much i can't watch it. want to kill him desu

>>71648786
inb4 canadians post their 1 tower

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>(c)rap

>>71648816
Fight me

Xvideos > pornhub

the next bond should be black

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>>71648786

Who /o/ here?

>>71648729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ

what happened to black music?

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>>71648823

they have one at niagara as well

don't care about bond anymore

the last couple were shit

it's been 25 films already

>>71648833
spankbang > xvideos

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>>71648786

>>71648833
Spankbang >>>> all

>>71648848
are you really in ethiopia or just proxyfagging

young thug and 21 savage need to release "issa"

>>71648848
sorry this is a no deano zone

>>71648860
skyfall was kino

>>71648860
did the man save the day in a suit while quipping one liners?????

>>71648874
imagine shoving that up your vegemite freeway
corr

>>71648137
good post

planeposting is always bestposting

did you see the dash 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCOWcZi11BA

>>71648910
>action flick
>kino

diamonds on my choker diamonds on my necklace

ʳᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

which country is best for NEETdom?

James bond is the best thing to come out of England since the mayflower

business idea: a global empire that covers a quarter of the earth, ruled from a tiny, rainy island off the coast of France

>>71648910
it reminded me of Home Alone

brosnan had the last good bond films

>>71648959
finland

business idea: colonise half the world then invite them to come and live with us afterwards

>>71648223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5h1RSyfZoo

>>71648940
>>71648893
go back to /mena/ please

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>>71648882
Yes m8.

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>"Urban renewal took an outdated mall with an abysmal 60 percent vacancy rate and morphed it into a vibrant urban landscape that serves as home to more than 2,000 residents and generates approximately $200 million a year in retail sales," says Lakewood Mayor Bob Murphy.

interesting

Sipping a Brewdog 'Elvis Juice'

It's pretty tasty but their whole brand aesthetic is so terrible that they should cease trading and neck themselves.

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>>71648522
good lid

>>71649029
ethiopia speaks wingdings?

Lads can someone explain steam etc to me and how to do it. Thinking of getting into PC gaming for Grand strategy games. Also what specs do I need for those games

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>>71648876
My nigga

Back in uni I had severe oneitis with a girl who was in most of my modules, I was too afraid to even speak to her. One night out she was there, I had drank 11 pints and was still too afraid to speak to her, mental.

>>71649029
rightful italian clay

got 10 games for PS4 and 4 of them are FIFAs and 2 are PES haha

>>71649057
brewdog is open here in berlin too

quite nice bars 2bh

>>71649029
post bum

>>71649067
whats there to explain? its just like itunes for games

>>71649067
(read: Thinking of giving up on life and becoming a full-blow autist)

>>71648848
ew no

/o/ is just a bunch of reddit yanks who know nothing about cars, its just /v/ with cars

like cars though

>>71649029
Looks no worse than east europe desu

>>71649076
>Oneitis
Fucking reddit 9gag tier fuck off lad

>>71649083
Brits are the only good colonial rulers

>>71649085
whats the other 4

>>71649058
HATE that lipstick on all women

HATE it

>>71649115
Yeah well I don't have any friends or do anything ever except lift and uni work so may as well

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>>71649120
Posted this yesterday. My hood. All shitholes look alike

>>71649134
bloodborne (shit), battlefield 1 (shit), witcher 3 (alright but cba finishing it), GTA V (played to death on PS3 so I never play it)

>>71648600
>Tilda Swinton is the bookmakers' favourite to replace Peter Capaldi

FFS

business idea: invest in Africa to make them self-sufficient

>>71649029
Not convinced this isn't London

>>71648726
5

>>71649191
>t. Poortherner

'king bout the old 'nitis again

>>71649157
Are you a nignog?

oneitises are jsut girls who you really like but who you never engage contact with right

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>bloodborne (shit)

>>71649232
Yeah m8.

I'm half Italian half Anglo

>>71649242
I think that's the official definition but I'm a bit more ballsy than most on /brit/ so I extend to include girls I'm friends with but want to sleep with (have a method)

>>71649255
Ooga booga

>>71649242
yes but to the point that you ignore every other girl
common amongst spergs

Keep matching with very average girls on Bumble who send me happy positive intro messages and I completely ignore them, and then it makes me feel bad.

>>71649232
ethiopians are white m80

>>71648977
absolute STATE of the rest of the world for letting that happen

>>71649242
yeah
still have oneitis for a girl in my year who accidentally brushed her boob against my elbow 9 years ago

for an uzbekistan visa you need to send them not only your passport but a photocopy of every single page including blanks

>>71649242
Feelings originate in the penis and are usually only for people better looking than you

>>71649255
do ethiopians speak english like nigerians do because I love the nigerian accent

>>71649085
Bought For Honour the other day

Pretty good fun

>>71649242
no not necessarily

just a girl you feel you're in love with but aren't with

>>71649264
post turtleneck

>>71649242
it's like bordering on obsession

>>71649242

no more like ones you are involuntarily obsessed with. it's a form of OCD. it's a disease, you wish you could be free but your mind is cucking you.

>>71649308
People who aren't poor do, yes.

>>71649308
Statistically this poster is from London

>>71649309
might have a shufty

think mum's on the phone with dad(divorced)
hope he doesn't call me after

>>71649308
they speak amharic i think

>>71649334
statistically this poster has one testicle

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might have a five knuckle shuffle

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tfw no "g"f

*ruins your sunday*

>>71649390
sunday bloody sunday

>>71649274
>>71649311
>>71649327
>>71649330
sounds like a shit thing to have then

>>71649330
>it's a form of OCD.
this makes sense. i go to the toilet even when i don't need a piss and have to check ive closed the fridge like at least 4 times before i can walk away

>some girl who was in my class in grammar school is now preggers
>I'm only 19
LMAO state of her

gonna do a dog walk

>>71649029
ALIENS

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deadlift day lads

>>71649412
how? your mum's at my house mate

was worried i was falling behind with my career but there are people at work in their 30s doing what i do (and badly)

Chavs are waking up.

>>71649375
girls are just guys without balls

No point in women who aren't pretty and skin tbqh

>>71649430
my mum's dead so joke's on you

Have run out of milk
REALLY cant be bothered going up the shops today but now I have to
Fuming

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Do people with gfs have sex on Sunday mornings

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>>71649439

woah....

headache update: ate some food and it's mostly gone away

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>>71649313

>>71649453
people dont actually have sex anon. total media fabrication

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>>71647971
What happens here?

>>71649400
>Enter someone's house
>Straight away open their fridge even if I'm not hungry

I think it's the only rude thing I do

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business idea:

>Sitting on the based overground
>People next to me pull out cheese sandwiches

Fucks sake

>>71649476
shave the facial hair you look better without x

>>71649484
dangerous men on motorcycles

>>71649398
indeed

>>71649495
>overground
I bet you live in putney richfag

Holy shit I thought we were turbocucks when it came to muslims and islam, then I saw and heard with my ears a fucking call to prayer in arabic blasting through speakers on a tall minaret followed by burka clad ninjas and arabs every fucking where
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>71649431
>haha look at him he's got no legs, at least I have one

>>71649484
tax avoidance

>>71649504
yer planning on doing it when I shower tonight thanks hun xx

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>>71649484

>>71649453
Yes tbqh, then go out for a nice walk then breakfast/brunch. Quite comfy ngl.

Anyone gonna watch the Barca/Atleti match?

business idea: human settlement on saturn

>>71649534
Whats so triggering about this Britbro?

>>71649484

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M9_nHaAyMs

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>>71649537

>>71649484
Motorcycle racing at 200+ miles per hour on single lane roads that aren't all closed to traffic and have spectators on them

>>71649557
What time's it on m8?

eating a 'za
will leave shortly after to do great things

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round earthers BTFO

>>71649453
girls love having sex in the morning

it's when they're most horny

>>71649522
Nah mate, Camberwell (Denmark Hill), GOAT spot.

>15 mins to Canary wharf, Clapham Junction or Blackfriars
>15 min to walk to Dulwich for pleasant people and nice cafes and parks
>15 min walkk to Peckham for vibes, cool people and good clubs
>15 min walk to Brixton for tourists and some decent food spots

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ah yes aussies

>>71649600
2 bongs and 45 bings

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notorious furniture purchasing dog strangler michael heseltine promises to kick up a completely pointless row in the house of lords

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39094090

>>71649570
Holy shit poor man.

>>71649606
I can't get out of bed without my morning wank

>>71649615
south london is underrated

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the 'tro

>>71648860
spectre was shite but skyfall was great

>>71649570
wish that were me

>>71649639
Kuenssberg is the unfortunate victim of having a couple features just slightly 'wrong' which unfortunately make her a munter

>>71649643
deserves it for being a dumb as shit to ride a motorbike

>>71649621
these things don't fall out of the sky
even if you're completely inebriated, you're still in control of yourself
responsibility doesn't disappear

>>71649673
Yeah it's the place to be these days, Shoreditch became shit several years ago and Hoxton/Dalston/Hackney will be there very soon.

>>71649661
any cummies left for me?

>>71649696
i still think she is sexy

its a power thing

had a dream last night where i met a zoologist and he was keeping all these big cats in rabbit hutches. So I let out all the big cats and then they killed me and him
what did my subconcious mean by this?

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>>71649678
why is your bigger than ours

When I was young and I first saw porn I thought that surely whatever girls have down there isn't really that ugly

I thought the adults were lying to me and that they'd fabricated all this porn with weird slits for vaginas so that I'd stop watching porn or being into girls

I was woke to the jews when I was a child

>>71649705
>you're still in control of yourself
>responsibility doesn't disappear
Never been blackout pissed have you m8?

>>71649570
>RIP died doing what he loves
yea im sure he loved smashing into walls 100+ mph
always hate this comment

tied my dick and balls up for a wank last night

>>71649697
Motorbikes are p cool m8.

For the price of a used 1.4l hatchback, you could get a 160mph rocket that gets 45 mpg

looking at my oneitis become friends with people on fb that probably are her tinder dates lads

she probably had sex last night too

benzos make reality like a dream and propranolol makes dreams like a reality
losing my grip lads

>>71649570
wish I was that wall

>>71649738
I've been pissed enough to not remember stuff but at the time i've never suddenly been on autopilot mode or anything. I got the most drunk i've ever been in my life last weekend and i can remember around 90% of it, I was definitely in control

off to get a snack can you all hold your posts till i return

>>71649770
poor lad

>>71649770
Stop going on Facebook (varg.jpg)

>>71649770
kek ffs

>>71649484
fun

>>71649738
alcohol is nasty
by the time I'm getting a buzz I'm sobering up
and all it really does it make me dizzy and tired

no idea why people love it so much, there are much better ways to get fucked up

>>71649756
I'm sure that guy is loving his miles to the gallon

>>71649728
Theirs is shite though

>>71649770
post her pic

>>71649793
>>71649807
eh, I'm actually over her

just the last few days its started to creep back up

>>71649756
Can also turn your helmet into a brain and spinal fluid milkshake because there was a bit of rain a few hours ago
p cool

>>71649770
hide her posts you lemon

got prescribed propranolol once
didnt take it, too many scary side effects listed on the leaflet

>>71649825
>butthurt londoner

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha

>>71649770
pmsl but why would you add one night stands

>>71649771
i would like these benzos /brit/ won't shut up about

Keep matching with girls on tinder but I have no idea what to say to them

>>71649842
it's not that bad
I usually never remember my dreams, having crazy ones is kinda nice

>>71649845
Have you been on the metro? It stinks and is falling apart, shady people and beggers all over the shop.

>>71649832
nah

>>71649840
I used to but I clicked on her profile too much and it comes up in your friends who you are looking at (you can see by how high they are on the list but almost never interact)

>>71649839
I cant remember who it was but someone said motorbikes past a certain age are like a really elaborate suicide weapon. Some dad who has one and keeps on souping it up to go way faster than he could possibly need, it's a "just in case" plan that he can go out and fucking destroy himself if things go awry

>>71649845
literally everyone copied London's map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmOpyv5NuI

>Five people injured after car hits pedestrians in south London

nationalise the trains and provide rail travel incentives

>>71649869
Tell them you're Australian and there'll be a flood
Speaking from experience

>>71649842
all medication has a long list of side effects
only one I've experienced is the nightmares

>>71649908
was it deliberate or was it some drunk driving mong?

literally never had an active facebook

>>71649932
well mate interesting question

if you get into a car drunk you could argue it is delibrate

>>71649943
nerd

Testes emitting a powerful odour

>>71649955
agreed and all drunk drivers should be shot
I should have better worded it as "was it a sober driver with malicious intent"

>>71649958
not smart enough to be a nerd im just a loner

ive had ostrich meat before and it was really peng, tasted a bit like deer

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>was it a sober driver with malicious intent

>>71650012
well mate interesting question

the Nice and Berlin truck drivers were both high at the time of the attacks

I'm high on life

>>71650089
where to cop

If a girl stays on your mind, she's too gl 4u

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>>71650089

Just been called the Sunday League N'Golo Kante lads.

STILL not had a poo

>>71650155
means you're ugly and short but without the wealth to attract women

>>71650155
Basically that guy who takes it way too srsly

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>>71650058
>irishman defending drunk drivers
REALLY makes me think

leaving lads
good afternoon x

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>having a normie oneitis
>not exclusively targeting 4/10s and damaged girls

>>71650196
>>71650196
>>71650196

>>71650193
>he thinks a 4/10 would want me

>>71650171
>ugly
yes
>without the wealth to attract women
yes
>short
no

>>71650173
My whole league is pretty serious desu, quite a few semi-pro players in it. Not even memeing if I say we probably play at the same level as the Ethiopian top division, if not higher.