/brit/

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>>71643319
>tfw realising this more and more
Jesus was a Buddha

Where can I buy a hat like that?

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NEED a strong chin gf

wish i were dead

>>71643333
*takes a sniff*

reading poetry by Friedrich Nietzsche

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can the samurai poster KEEP POSTING SAMURAI

>>71643338
larry david?

>>71643330
What would you recommend to begin reading on Buddhism?

>>71643319
>>Buddhism is literally the redpill

unironically this

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>>71643352
ah yes
very Zen picture
also anyone played this game?

we're talkin' soooooooooooooftball

The thing about atomisers coils is, you don't have to switch them, but if you do switch them, your e liquid will come through better and your vapor won't be as burnt.

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>71643360
Don't see the resemblance

watching the scottish film Filth (2013) again

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The Imperium of the Brainslug

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warrior culture is absolutely dead in the west.

>>71643338
Hate clown eyebrows though. She'd be better without the streaks. Why is this normal today?

>>71643402
good film/cinema/kino

got a brutal paronychia lads

now digimon is copying the leaf hahaha

>>71643404
Don't care

Buddhism does not call for arms

got a brutal nogfchia lads

keep repeatedly apologising for being needy to the gf out of the blue lads

>>71643415
on my first watch i thought it was only ok
we'll see how i feel about it now

>>71643402
been considering to give that one a watch for a while now. But didn't it get negative reviews?
>>71643441
did you see the pic my man. It's not really dead. We have brapposting in the 21st century

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>>71643338

got a brutal cock lads

>>71643443
that has to be even more annoying than being needy

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> you wake up in the Islamo-Somali Republic
What do you do?

puerto rico what's your story

are you NEET?

>>71643467
bet mines brutaler

>triggered aussie can't bring himself to google terms he doesn't understand

>>71643368
Nothing
Get it?

>>71643490
bet you've got a LPRC

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>>71643368
honestly I started with Hindu works like the Bhagavad Gita and Ramayana as well as Western writers on Hindu themes like Julius Evola and Savitri Devi
also Tibetan stuff like the Tibetian Book of the Dead, Shambhala: path of the warrior, Tao te Ching and Zen poetry.

but I'd say check out this book and this series by Alan Watts from the 50s before he became a massive hippie.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/bud/mcb/index.htm

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLu1rATTEb5fnPf0it0egqAzD4FXXg1s6T

>>71643496
In that moment he was enlightened

>>71643480
Rape one of my child brides

got baited into teamkilling my also teamkilling teammates in siege and then banned for it lol I'm done with that game

back to battlefield for me

>>71643454
its worth a watch for McAvoy's performance alone

>>71643502
>alan watts
into the trash it goes

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>>71643484
not neet but illness
>>71643498
na man its a BBoricuaC

>>71643520
mental or physical

if puerto rico defaults will you lose your bennies

not sure what's happened to me

lately been falling alseep at 10pm and sleeping soundly for 9 hours for several nights in a row.

the fuck.

>>71643516
he explains the concepts well and goes in great detail, there's nothing really wrong with him, he just became a massive meme as he got older.

>>71643502
Get pissed up with a Hindu lad and marathon Maharabat. Krishna and his discs, Arjun and his ebin bow. Good shit.

have to shit so badly right now

>>71643533
did you start a new job recently?

>>71643549
Mahabharat
fuck

watching ace lightning

>>71643558
It's all in your head

If you believe you don't need to shit, you won't have to

>>71643532
physical. symptoms include weight loss, belching, pain, nausea, embiggening of the cock

don't know what will happen to this slave island but I have a few back up plans

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>>71643549
I like that Hinduism is still very much a "living" tradition, people may laugh that they have cheesy TV shows about the Kurukshetra War but honestly it keep the faith alive and relevant for modern people unlike Christianity which already seems dusty and irrelevant to people.

>>71643586
have had times where i was practically turtling but was in the middle of something so i held it and then by the time i was able to go for a shit i no longer needed to

>>71643565
no, has happened since i took some stimulants last weekend hmmm

>>71643515
downloading as we post. Anyone know if there are T2 torrents yet?

been posting on krautchan more and more lately

Jews act just like women
>hate each other
>group up with each other to combat perceived threats
>feel eternally threatened by others
>use social signaling and crocodile tears to manipulate others to do things for you or to threaten others
>be tsundere about it all
>lie a lot, don't see an issue with it
>pretend that all fault is in others always and forever
>self centered thinking and world view
If jews were cute traps, nobody would have much of an issue with them.

>>71643604
i just finished Keats' history of India, bit of a splurge but the early stuff on the roots on Hinduism was top stuff.

>>71643604
It helps that India's one of the few places where large segments of the society live like actual medieval peasants.

I assume before the industrial revolution, western Europe was like India is today, except worshiping a Jesus and Mother Mary instead of Krishna and Ganesh.

>>71643586
getting an enlightenment from this
filthy plebs don't know the Indian Buddhist philosophy
what is a loo? it's all in your head. The world is the loo

the fucking scrubs on r/boxing acting like "deontay wider" is even remotely good

swear the little doopin runts all need a good heeming
>his 1-2 is poweful so he's elite

Can't stand Hinduism

>>71643604
I watched the 80's Mahabharat.
Don't like the new one.. Old one was like a theatrical performance. Mad shit was good
All those lads were banging the one grill too Draupadi?. Interesting

>>>/r9k/28392824
very interesting
knew many spackers like this at school who thought they were part of -The Group- and never seemed to understand they was only tolerated
quite bizarre thinking of how many people i schooled with are now on r9k or g-d forbid brit

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>>71643642
>tfw you reach enlightenment and realise that pooing in the loo will always be inferior to just pooing on the designated shitting streets and having the Dalit's clean it up for you
out of sight out of mind

>spend a couple of days chatting up a cute bird on tinder
>find out she's a 40DD
>organise a trip to her place to watch a film
>decide to google 40DD to see how big they are
>40DD is a fat person bra size
fuxake lads

spent all this time chatting up a chunky bird. she lookd properly skinny in he pictures as well...

>>71643642
That is true. Loo poo and you, all are same thing. Just stardust

had a terrible experience with buddhists, dentist next door to me was one of them and he made my life a living hell. had to move.

Off to Twickenham today lads, never been before. Stadium looks mental.

Shame it's Italy hehe

>>71643696
fucking kek, should have known.

>>71643613
i doubt there'd be anything but cam rips

went out to s bar with some lads. place was full of asians, many girls who were hot af. could i have shagged them? maybe. who knows. still feeling that feeling when no gf.

>>71643717
hehe

went out to s bar with some lads. place was full of asians, many girls who were hot af. could i have shagged them? maybe. who knows. still feeling that no gf feel is killing me lads

>>71643696
the number is their chest in inches innit

>>71643683
Yeah arjun's mum said share everything with your brothers. Arjun said "but mummy".his mum said "no buts". She didn't know he was talking about wife

>>71643696
>this fuckng scrub doesn't know about fat girl angle shots

git good homo

>>71643730
I know

state of me 2bh, going to have to block/delete her after all that effort. why isn't this illegal....

>>71643707
42 Amersham Hill, HP13 6PQ, High Wycombe, Canada?

Went out and didn't interact with any women, omg tfw no gf life is so unfair lads

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Zoom into the honey roasted peanuts.

>>71643774
yeah, but this girls are some expert level shit and her face is a skinny persons face

I've only banged one bird off tinder, I'm not exactly an expert on internet dating

>>71643783
thought it was your willy for a second lol

Read Industrial Society and its Future
this plus Moby Dick changed the way I see things more than any other written work

doing a poo lads

>>71643684
reckon you've dropped a digit there

>>71643770
Jesus Arjuna.. Man up lad lol

>>71643806
Stop

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>>71643687
>>71643706
woah what is this feeling
>>71643696
could be a BBW do it anyway

Flogging Molly are a good land honestly

business idea: become fat to find out what I'm missing out on

it must be really great if all these fat people are willing to sacrifice their looks, health etc.. for it

>>71643783
Looks like a yank cock, from afar obviously

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ENLIGHTENMENT REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS

>>71643816
>could be a BBW do it anyway
nope, I have a strict policy against fatties

shame, because she has a really cute face.

>>71643833
We've all spotted a yank cock from afar, but up close? That would be a little gay.

The problem with American bars is that they're way too much loud fuckin music, in a quite environment I could really work my magic

why don't they just sell nembutal over the counter

>>71643843
I like pubs with "traditional" music

>>71643843
When I go to the bar, it should be a quite candlelit conversation between me and the burley tradesman sat next to me so I can work my magic and have him back at my place in no time.

>>71643840
who said anything about spotting a yank cock up close? it's all you, you speculative homosexual

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>>71643839
sad, many of them give amazing head and have delicious totos. Shouldn't be that bad unless she's in pic related's level of fat

Business idea: start a cult that preys on broken and lost people

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for me?
its the McChicken

hugged a few girls. so i've got that going for me at least.

>>71643783
SHIT BRICKS WHEN I SAW IT

>pub has a TV
>pub has loud music
>pub has professionally printed menus

BINNED

thinking if I should wank or play the mario

>>71643896
fuck that mate, I have standards

>>71643896
>totos
they bless the rains down in Africa?

decided the mario waheyyyy waha

>>71643919
FOY

>>71643959
good lad

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Holy shit!

>>71643959
good one
the bless them down here too jeje :^D

Going to kill myself when I finish uni.
haha

any pozz daddies about? x

>tfw yer mam will never stop overrating your looks

tfw no jennie gf

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I've got a high-brow game plan
I'm a URL badman

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Emoji extension WHEN

>>71644008
>tfw no mam

>>71644003
haha

>>71644003
whats the point of finishing uni then
or are you saying that cause you dropped out you mischievous lad

>>71644029
That's Green Velvet isn't it?

>>71643941
I'm not kidding, but I wish there was a place with rusty wooden stools, where you could just get a pint, and try to punch people.

None of the fancy shit. Just what are grandpa's had.

I used to hit up this Irish pub, and they had Irish folk radio on 24/7, two dozen different sports, and they had too many beers.

Just a pint, a slightly uncomfortable stool, and a few guys who could take a punch. That's what pubs should be about.

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officially got to divide my life thus far into the "Pre Haircut" arc and "Golden Age" arc

no he's a man from the future can't you fucking read

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/590604035700449280

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>>71644047
yea

juliet
when we made love you used to cry
i said i love you like the stars above
i love you til i die

>>71644049
not hard to come across in England tbqh

>>71644049
have like 5 pubs like this in my town
at most they have people playing life folk music.

>>71644038
Don't want to work 9-5 at a job I hate for the rest of my life

*sings yankee doodle went to town*

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/315103294693466112

she is now a trump supporter LMAO

>>71644037
she dead boyo?

>>71644099
>>71644105
>>71644139
* punches you *
Gotta punch me back, or you buy me another pint, you fuckers.

Are Nige

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/835677636697468929

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I HAVE BECOME.........COMFORTABLY NUMB

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>I'm not kidding, but I wish there was a place with rusty wooden stools, where you could just get a pint, and try to punch people.

>None of the fancy shit. Just what are grandpa's had.

>I used to hit up this Irish pub, and they had Irish folk radio on 24/7, two dozen different sports, and they had too many beers.

>Just a pint, a slightly uncomfortable stool, and a few guys who could take a punch. That's what pubs should be about.

hawaiian shirts are going to be the big fashion thing this year like chinos or ironic christmas jumpers were

>>71644176
you'd get your head kicked in and told to leave

fucking leafs....oh my days.

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>>71644116

>work 9-5 job
>get to shitpost from work because I spend half the day doing nothing
>get paid 30% higher salary than people with similar job titles
>33 days exc public holidays per annum off
>didn't pay £27k for a piece of paper

>>71644196
did you see my post earlier asking if britons wear hawaiian shirts?

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>>71644196
already on the cutting edge

>>71644086
Shared a house with a dj as a student. Guests would come back after sets at the weekend. He's a good man. Got wiped out.

>>71644217
how not to wear a hawaiian shirt.jpg

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>>71644239

>>71644278
excellent

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Why not Asian, you fucking chimp-looking cunt?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39093558

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this is what atheism does to a man

>>71644299
rorke

just had a chubby girl from tinder over and she let me fuck her mouth until I came down her throat

bretty nice desu. didnt even have to finger her or anything

>>71644311
rasheed

>>71644299
The next Doctor Whom (since his identity is yet unknown) could be Mexican, from Jalisco.

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>>71644196
me

>>71644328
pics

still not totally convinced that sex is a thing regular people do

>>71644328
not impressed by those with low standards

and i say what about breakfast at tiffanys

>>71644308
TTA was a good laugh, but I stopped watching him when he became a druggie who would smoke ciggies and abuse alcohol live on his show.

I was getting the impression he was ashamed of how much he's sold out and was trying to numb the pain with booze, ciggies, and other drugs, and he was probably hoping for an early death to put him out of his misery.

>>71644358
lowering your standards for sex isnt a bad thing desu, especially one night stands

ill never talk to her again and it felt great

might make a 'nder

>tfw too intelligent to prefer skinny women over chubby ones
may the plebs keep missing out

I have never kissed a girl lads

>>71644386
post pics you twat
*bonks you on the head*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiqkwPJTJko

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'choons fresco: https://youtu.be/jsVRj7VvfWc

omaha
somewhere in middle america

https://youtu.be/6RP_WeKJfmo

Homosexuality has been a part of European societies and culture for millennia. It's not going away, not something to get worked up about.

https://twitter.com/SouthernPigskin/status/834564650083741699

Would NOT want to mess with these lunatics. Reckon they'd give the casuals of the 80's a run for their money.

>>71644457
*fucks you up the ass hardly until you bleed*
change your mind yet?

>>71644386
if it gets you to sleep

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This song is oddly therapeutic after a hard day: https://youtu.be/MV-a4LZLcuY

imogen *poots*

take a load off annie
take a load for free

Joke: Yanks
Broke: Puerto Rico
Woke: Canada

>>71643368
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C4%81li_Canon

Just sent a message to a rather attractive 47 year old

off to church

got to hand out my atheist leaflets, toodles

>>71644510
*puts the load right on me*

Conservatism is the new punk rock. Deal with it.

>>71644391
I imagine it'd be awkward as hell

>>71644415
Rip qt Tripitaka. Fucking brain tumor.

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Real Atheist Power Hour

Joke: Atheism
Broke: Catholicism
Woke: Buddhism

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>be American
>get YELLOW STONED

*violates the NAP*

>>71644571
*shoots you*

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>>71644571

Joke: Radical centrists
Broke: Corbynites
Woke: Ancaps

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YANKS BTFO

>>71644456
>>71644456
>>71644456

>>71644594
you've outdone yourself with this one
congrats hun

>>71644196
they already have been part of the 'wavey garm' look for 2-3 years mate.

All the wavey dons at Madchester and Leeds wore 'em.

Joke: Algerian
Broke: Thainonce
Woke: Beto

Ah yes 4AM

>>71644415
find me a full recording of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK4MDRWOHAs

>>71644642
For you this is 4am, for me this is the all-nighter I have to pull to get ready for night-shift Monday for my dead end wageslave job.

>>71644681
worrying knowing that /brit/ found my youtube channel

True white people are liberals

Fake white mongrels are rorkes

>>71644704
his channel is still there but he deleted most of his videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zIkxPbdaqc

Lmao women are such narcissists.

Middle aged woman with her teenage daughter and the mom is snapping a whole bunch of selfies.

The advent of the smartphone was the death knell of human civilization

is liberal short for libertarian?

i remember watching a yellowstone doco like 10 years ago that said if it ever erupted the entire world would be at least be covered by ash in the skies and fuck everyone up

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>The advent of the smartphone was the death knell of human civilization

>>71644642
alri kanye

christians make me sad not because of any leftist shite or because of any fedora shite like "kike on a stick LOL" but because when it comes down to it it tells you a lot about the believer

they believe that they will go to paradise after death and will be there with all of their dead family and friends and pets to spend eternity in bliss
they believe that it is belief in a man who came back to life after being dead for three days (scientific impossibility) that they will achieve this and people come to believe in different ways but mostly through childhood indoctrination and amongst older people it's caused by existential crisis

it makes me weep to think of this because some people who are very close to me are devout believers

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>Lmao women are such narcissists.

ah yes here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ2T_f_wBYc

>>71644776
dude it's just metaphors lol

>>71644731
hhhmmm reminds me to go back to the Ethiopian restaurant near me, that stuff is highly dank.

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>christians make me sad not because of any leftist shite or because of any fedora shite like "kike on a stick LOL" but because when it comes down to it it tells you a lot about the believer

>they believe that they will go to paradise after death and will be there with all of their dead family and friends and pets to spend eternity in bliss
>they believe that it is belief in a man who came back to life after being dead for three days (scientific impossibility) that they will achieve this and people come to believe in different ways but mostly through childhood indoctrination and amongst older people it's caused by existential crisis

>it makes me weep to think of this because some people who are very close to me are devout believers

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>they believe that it is belief in a man who came back to life after being dead for three days (scientific impossibility)

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>>71644783
>>71644749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl0NklBD9Qw
So what I got from this was, Arjuna doing the whole Legolas elf battle shit, Krishna got fed up with him dicking around and summoned the danger disc to behead the other chap. Chap shits himself, Arjun begs for his life. Krishna says alright fuck it I'll leave him be but stop being dicks ari?

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>So what I got from this was, Arjuna doing the whole Legolas elf battle shit, Krishna got fed up with him dicking around and summoned the danger disc to behead the other chap. Chap shits himself, Arjun begs for his life. Krishna says alright fuck it I'll leave him be but stop being dicks ari?

quick promotional message from our friend's at Cedrus Sauna

>>71644844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inm3Z1dgF8

What is up with all the people plowing into crowds in lorries these days?

Sell them a meme.

>>71644863
just sandnigger mudslimes being sandnigger mudslimes

fedoraposting is quite possibly the greatest gimmick of all time
nothing better than putting some autist in his place without a single (you)

Scientists admit everything they "know" is a theory based on current information.

And they admit that their current theories don't actually hold up on a grand scale - aspects of astrophysics just straight up don't function according to the laws of physics.

So they admit they don't know everything, but can't accept that perhaps there is a guiding hand behind it all. Because their self-worth is so wrapped up in being right all the time.

It's unfortunate that they've decided that knowledge and faith are mutually exclusive, when science and theology are so closely intertwined.

>>71644880
>Implying the last 2 weren't white guys

FOY.

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>work in 24 hours

>on a first date with some yank
>she asks for a pint of carlsberg
>takes, no joke, two and a half hours to finish it

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>fedoraposting is quite possibly the greatest gimmick of all time
>nothing better than putting some autist in his place without a single (you)

>>71644900
hello nigger

Just woken up and have morning glory

what do

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>work in 13 hours

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>hello nigger

>>71644916
>n*gger

Safe for work board mate, you mind cutting out that foul, hateful language please?

Really wish I'd gone to Oxford desu lads. Visited it yesterday and I'm convinced it's the only worthwhile university in the country, I've been to two Russell Group unis but they were both dogshit compared to Oxford.

>>71644931
drink less next time

@71644916
possibly reported for hateful language

need a nice calm movie to watch for this comedown, any suggestions?

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>>71644944
Are you /oxbridgereject/ too? Truly the bitterest AND saltiest of fates

lads I earn 34k and get to spend half my days listening to dank music and/or watching documentaries on youtube. hhhmmm

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Reckon the Ethiopia lad is just a guy with a proxy. He posts like a regular /brit/ user

>>71644898
>Scientists admit everything they "know" is a theory based on current information.
sounds like you have no idea what a theory even is or how scientific research works
>So they admit they don't know everything, but can't accept that perhaps there is a guiding hand behind it all
don't know what the fuck you're on about. There are creationist scientists everywhere. That doesn't mean they have to believe in a religion. Theories are backed up by observations and data. Nothing to do with theology

>>71644957
no ? :(

>>71644980
Nah I was predicted 3A*s and 1A at A-levels but I talked with my career advisor and she advised that I didn't apply to Oxford cos I'd have no chance of getting in, so I didn't apply. I'm still bitter about that desu - didn't end up getting those grades, but didn't really have any motivation to work hard either because I knew I'd get into my choices.

might do a wank

I rate joey ngl

https://youtu.be/USdUm8lVgB4?t=346

>>71645015
wank me off first you bent fucking mick

>>71644957
The Taste of Tea, Floating Weeds, Chie the Brat, Pom Poko. Nips are the best when it comes to comfy movies

>>71644936
Idk who's more new. You or the sad cunts who believed you.

i said a hey
ha
the hey
the hebetudeheberesebinovamahavi
and the boogie and the gididipi

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yanks to bed

>>71644957
Last Days - it's a film about Kurt Cobain's final days before he died. Basically just an hour and a half of suburban Seattle scenery.

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>The Taste of Tea, Floating Weeds, Chie the Brat, Pom Poko. Nips are the best when it comes to comfy movies

>>71645010
dunno about sciences but for oxford humanities so long as you have 3 As grades aren't anywhere near as big a deal as the interviews

first Heidelberg, then New Orleans

and what's the common denominator for these disgusting attacks?

they were both perpetrated by CAGER SCUM

>>71643319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28i3lWxW5xs

post kev

Why do ragey cagies feel the need to run down loads of people? Is it to do with self hatred of thier disgusting fat bodies?

>>71645061
I did psychology, think the requirement would have been A*AA which I didn't end up getting in the end - but like I say, if I knew I'd been working towards Oxford, I probably would have tried harder. Would probably have come down to interview/statement, still doubt I would have got in but it would have been nice to try.

>>71645116
mong

hhhmm think i'll cook sea bass, ratatouille and baked sweet potato for the gf this evening.

>>71645035
the taste of tea has no real plot but it's still entertaining and comfy as fuck, Floating Weeds has a plot but it's still very calm.
Chie the Brat is animated; a slice of life by Isao Takahata. Pom Poko is by Takahata too, love everything I've watched from him.

wish i could have a mental breakdown
films make them look so gritty and passionate

just found out i have hot water on tap. now i can drink twining tea whenever i want. how cool is that

I was born in Japan
Anime is trash
Consuming media is not a hobby
Be a man you little runt

>>71645182
in reality you'll just end up in the looney bin or doing an ol' 'cide

>>71645031
>yank

ew no

>>71645200
who are you talking to is this a pasta

The problem with capitalism is that you eventually run out of other people's labour.

twining's irish breakfast is the goat tea

i kissed a girl once when i was 12

>>71645241
font

>>71645233
>not Earl Grey

howling

>>71644990
Nah m8.

I am a former /brit/ & /epl/ regular though

gf has phimosis lads :/

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>why yes my preferred tea is indeed earl grey

i've been banned from 4chan probably hundreds of times by now

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Proof

>>71645274
aren't you cool

escape to the country has already started and my dickhead mum hasn't even picked me up yet

>>71645274
I got banned once for being a nonce but have never posted anything like that, guess my IP switched to somebody's that was banned for that. was very odd.

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>>71645205
More like you'll get found on the side of the road having run out of petrol after skipping out on work for three days, get released straight out into the wild again, lose your job, then disappear into your own lack of self esteem

>>71645277
>not in amharic

fake news

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>A single woman is so fed up with searching for 'Mr Right' that with her 40th birthday looming she is going to celebrate the event by having a wedding ceremony without a groom.

>Lynne Gollogly, 39, of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, will be saying 'I do' to absolutely no body after stating she has 'no interest' in being a relationship - saying 'I'm happy being me'.

>Her party will take on a wedding theme and in the invitations she encourages female guests to wear their bridal gowns writing 'I expect more than one bride at this wedding!'

no bf?

>>71645285
yeah i'm rebel as fuck

got suspended dozens of times in school too, but they never had the balls to expel me

>>71645274
when was your first post? january?

>>71645316
"Mr. Right"

Lmaoooo

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>disappear into your own lack of self esteem

>>71645299
Same. I have a panic attack every time I hit that one IP number especially if I'm browsing /int/ in public

Literally on a fast-track career to the C-suite entirely by accident desu. If I play the corporate game for 10-15 years, it's entirely likely that I'll be on a ridiculously high salary. Not sure how I feel about this.

>>71645299
I see the banned page for the same nonce regularly when I'm posting from my phone.

I dunno how mobile IPs are even assigned though, is it geographical or just by network? Either way this cunt is dedicated to posting CP.

vote NOW or forever hold your peace

http://www.strawpoll.me/12421075

http://www.strawpoll.me/12421075

http://www.strawpoll.me/12421075

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>>71645316
Bet she is a literal female wizard

as you move north up the british isles, my base level of respect for the men goes up solely from their accents

*holds my peace*

>>71645316
Sad!

>>71645344
I work in a call centre for a financial services firm and it's so completely transparent who the social climbers are. My manager in particular is a complete nut-hugger who will suck the arse out of anyone in a senior position to her and shit on anyone below her.

It's funny because the call centre work itself is the most entry level, soul destroying job in existence. They hire people with no degrees who would otherwise be working retail. So it's not hard to understand why the climbers do what they do.

They are only trying to get to a better life. They find themselves on the lowest rung but with the opportunities there above them even if they are still 2, 3, 4 years down the line. But it still makes my skin crawl to hear and see people acting so obviously false and slimy when they cosy up to management types for months and months and months all just to lay the foundation when the next promotion becomes available.

I hate office politics. Every day I dream of retraining as a software dev or actuary and getting a well-paying job in a room full of quiet autismals.

>>71645316
this is the result of feminism

unhappy women and unhappy men

a toxic ideology all around

>These days, many parents are entrusting their babies to strangers via babysitting apps such as Bambino, Bubble and UrbanSitter.

Seems dangerous

>>71645478
think it's the result of her bland looks and probably unpleasant personality

just enjoyed a nice hot cup of coffee from the ol' 'ropress

>>71645478
>>71645497
Karen explains the pill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp8tToFv-bA

>>71645324
i've been here since 1991, fuck off newfag

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>>71643465
cuckchad

>>71645455
Oh yeah, the whole office is full of arse-licking corporate climbers. I'm not like that though, I'm just in line for progressing in a career that doesn't really exist yet, but is almost certain to be in most big companies in the future (Chief Workplace Officer). I'm currently working on a work programme where I get shitloads of free CPD, so I can pretty much just tailor my career to work up towards that if I want to carry on playing the corporate game for the rest of my life. Not sure how fulfilling that would be though desu.

Doing a big fat sloppy shit in the gf's toilet

This innocent porcelain has probably never experienced abuse such as this before

'uck 'rump 'nd 'uck 'hite 'eople

>>71645591
Ask any janitor. They'll tell you women's bathrooms are the nastiest places in the universe

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>>71645478
uggos BTFO

it's a chad's world now

>>71643319
deceptive too
>>71643330
no