/brit/

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cara

>>71635619
How far do I need to cut to look like this?

bloke at the petrol station was surprisingly not a paki but infact a ginger
he complimented me on my drink of choice
getting drunk now

>>71635652
ask christian bale

My optimal cum period is 4-5 days

Any longer and I start dribbling cum

Noticed that after I stopped wanking every day my voice got a lot deeper lol

did a "pretend to like Monty Python to impress my qt3.14 yank friend"

>>71635579
https://youtu.be/EnBe0wf3Q_M?t=45s

She's got good armpit game, I'll give her that

ALLAHU AKBAAAAARR!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAAARR!!!!!!! BAAQIYAH!! BI'ITHNILLAH'HITA ALLAH!

still mulling over last night's antics
wish i could be assertive
could shag so many birds

>>71635673
gonna try this could do with a slightly deeper voice

babestation

>>71635679
what the heck is this crap?

listening to the misfits (the newer, more metal albums)

>>71635732
>heck
>crap
FOY

>>71635717
post it desu

*shouts in Czech with hands up surrendering*


*gets shot*

>>71635766
do you think i give a crap what the heck you think?

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what ethnicity am I lads?

>>71635681
Monty Python is legitimately good, it's just passé.

Nothing wrong with the mid-century classics, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1VBP4kVGY

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*blocks your path*

>>71635825
African

Imagine your job being typing up death letters for families during WW2

>>71635840
your the pussy mate

A man is outside your house. He's dying of pneumonia. He needs help. What do you do?
Hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migrant situation

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>brits store their ketchup in the cupboard

>>71635871
imagine being in the waffen ss

>>71635871
"You're husband got heemed by a kraut"

>>71635854
chili and seabass?

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got some porn on but i've had benzos and whisky and it would take me half an hour to cum

>Monty Python is legitimately good

(imagine an awkward looking young man wearing a fedora)

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>>71635885
Where else would you store it?

imagine being famous but not rich

>>71635882
Kill him

>>71635871
easier than being on the battlefield their as lists of dead people read on the radio most nights i think anyway so its not like you're that much more attached then them

>>71635861
You don't have a neighbour

>>71635891
jizzed at this post

>>71635681
No one in America likes Monty Python.

Proof: I don't and therefore no one else does.

>>71635914
the fridge

>>71635882
nothing I dont know he's outside and I can't see him in the dark

>>71635944
Well she's not in America so I believe you.

>>71635927
But the people typing the letter are women who suffer the most from war

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>>71635849
RIP

leftypol banned me :^(

can't believe how much more valuable pussy is than dick

>>71635882
the real answer to this is give him a tent and a sleeping bag and then he can build from that

>>71635954
Yeah you do he's rapping on your door and begging for help

>>71635992
exchange rates are mental

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>>71635900
>wanking for half an hour or more isn't normal

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>>71635985
They're anti-Semites anyways

>>71635971
how do women suffer most?

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>>71635579
>not fapping to this daily

>>71636010
if i already had a raging boner i could cum within 1-2 minutes

>>71636026
Women have always been the primary victims of war

>>71636007
>>71635994

why don't americans celebrate easter

>>71635985
what was your thread?

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>gosh anon you're so quiet

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>>71635691

mick foley is donating his brain for research,
he's had 50+ concussions, wonder he's still lucid, probably looks like swiss cheese

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>>71636030

>>71635985
>8ch*n
ahhhhhh yes

>>71635825
biggest normie ive ever seen

probably some upper class french spanish twat

>>71636048
I understanding this is a bait but do you have an actual explanation for this standpoint

>>71636070
But I'm not quiet. I'm the kind of autistic that talks too much.

scuse me mate, you dropped your virgin card

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>>71636074

have a youtube channel that i've only ever uploaded 1 video on
the video in question has 857,314 views

might make another video

>>71636070
can never understand why people say that what can someone build from that

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cannot even comprehend being in the trenches

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why does the life of crime seem so appealing

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>>71636099

Your shoes untied mate... AND you dropped your gay card. Btw I am VERY gay

>>71636084
Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. Women often have to flee from the only homes they have ever known. Women are often the refugees from conflict and sometimes, more frequently in today’s warfare, victims. Women are often left with the responsibility, alone, of raising the children. Women are again the victims in crime and domestic violence as well. Throughout our hemisphere we have an epidemic of violence against women, even though there is no longer any organized warfare that puts women in the direct line of combat. But domestic violence is now recognized as being the most pervasive human rights violation in the world.

>>71635825
chad/10

best music is from 60's and 90's

boris bikes are so fuckn expensive

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>>71636130

>>71636043
You can't watch much porn in 2 minutes, the longer you keep it going, the more porn you can watch

>>71636144
completely forgetting the 80s mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeSJ2YdhG5k

massive MASSIVE choon

>>71636030

shes a nice lady

>>71635994
You don't have camping supplies on hand

>>71636109
post it

>>71636164
don't really watch porn anymore, it's for virgins

wank over clothed slags and the scenario of shagging them in my head

>>71636099

the titty game ridic

>>71636144
60's i'll give you that one

*Notice you doing the virgin walk from afar*

*Myself and the lads throw a condom at you and point and laugh*

>>71636062
it wasn't a thread, just a post critiquing labour

honestly i've had it with the left. socially at least. it's just not for me.

but i am working class so the right wing has fuck all to offer me either

>>71636135
Whats domestic violence got to do with war
men also lose the same family members (and die themself) aswell as the other shit

so basically you're saying its worse for women because they have to raise children alone but even in this case its worse for the man because he has died

>>71636130
You sold me on this image. Definitely would have sex with the purpose of procreation.

*laughs at some irishman talking to himself with a condom in hand*

>people saying that girls don't get autism
there are loads of minecraft and the sims playthroughs on youtube that prove otherwise

Ah yes, it's a "demonize women circle jerk by spouting silly opinions that most women don't have and pretending to legitimately hold them in order to make up for the fact I'm a virgin" post

little paprika in the scrambled eggs is the ultimate redpill

>>71636030
> falling to the same thing daily
When I was a silly, newly-liberated (from school) 18 year old, I had the odd idea of hanging up a "cum-goddess" I would FAP to daily and send my jizz to as an offering.

The longest I ever kept it going was 2 weeks, because no matter how hot it was, or how hot the idea was, I would get bored and want to cum to something else.

Sometimes you have a "lesbians" boner, or a "JAV" boner, or a "thick Brazilians" boner. My stiff dick wants different things to release to every time.

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heemd the gf again

>>71636210

Fuck, manual walking mode engaged.

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>when the female boss tells you to shave your beard again

AROO ROASTIE I ONLY SHAVED IT A FEW DAYS AGO

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>>71636197
>clothed slags

>>71636261
>tfw no goth gf

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how do I achieve this look

>>71636238
t.woman

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>>71636241
Paprika is the redpill

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa-oSCenj2E

listening to some scotch music lads

>>71636277
Purchase those clothes

>>71636171
Ill give you that was including late 80's as 90's in my head one of the greatest albums of all time The Stone Roses was released in 1989 as well as the smiths operating in these years

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>>71636238

>>71636277
Become attractive.

>>71636294
smoked paprika is the redpill

>>71636272
bet your view of what sex is like is really distorted from watching so much porn
dumb virgin

Yo person that's saving all my pics how many do you have

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>>71636295
nothing compared to irish music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBRQM0vErH8

Smoked tobacco is the ultimate ironpill

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>>71636316

>>71636218
they get extremely butthurt if you go againts the narrative

I get banned time and time again because tankies and marxists get mad at my marksoc threads and posts

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>>71636261

>>71636310
>rescued maidens that rewarded my with sex
But I'm gay lad

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Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.

>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone

Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.

Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.

Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.

Furthermore, don't entertain these spastics or tell to "just relax" and so on and so forth. You're only likely to experience that which you described in the OP until your life becomes a groundhog day of interpersonal calamities. You need to eliminate the underlying lifestyle deficiencies.

A lot of women no longer describe themself as a feminist because of the feminazi meme sad :(

>>71636338
they're saved on my phone
>2x partial face pic from the other night
>drinking milk pic
>speaking to yank on omegle pic
think that's it
any new additions are welcome

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>>71636356
that's all great mate

but what's the point in the end

trotskyists are supporting drumpf now

>>71636307
nah mate im thinking of early 80s, Billy Idol, Joy Division, Bronski Beat...

>>71636218
Time to settle in the radical centre with nick clegg and tonibler

>>71636268

nice proxy

>>71636335
nice regurgitated tabloid soundbite grandma

What happened to the slow kids from your secondary?

>>71636346
i've been banned for pushing nazbol/third positionism on there before

>>71636236
link?

>>71636389
This, you'll only die eventually, might as well spend it watching anime.

>>71636412
one of them is posting here, he's a plumber

>>71636394
true also Happy Mondays

does anyone have that pic where it zooms in really close to the exact center of the political compass
forgot to save it the last time

>>71636342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEHuQZB7wY

irish music is good for a singalong

scottish music is beautiful

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>>71636274

make the pain end

>>71636425
yeah thanks

>>71636316
thought that was the ancom flag for a second

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>>71636412
this girl who was the dumbest in school runs her own business and is mega rich now

van drivers are genuinely retarded

>>71636412
The work in warehouses.

t. warehouse worker.

>>71636412
Started a band and tours 4 continents.

His band is putting out another album.

I've listen to their stuff on Sound Cloud before, and they're actually pretty good. ) ';

>>71636408
Not a proxy tho?

>>71636374
Mhm
Feel like I have posted more

>>71636087
*looks down*

ummm england has the best folk music sweetie x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

>>71636461
i thought so too but can't think of any others
maybe i missed them

>>71636356
And what if you tried doing all the things you're supposed to do all the right stuff but in the end almost killed yourself because of how miserable you had become?

>>71636412
not quite sure when secondary is but i'm going to assume around puberty

most of them live with their carpenter bf's and hair dressing gf's and are voting wilders in a few weeks

>>71636412
1 of them died
another's in prison

lol

>>71636414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhpuOAQOrw

>>71636463
*massages your shoulders*

Went to reddit and I literally don't get it.

>>71636456
What music genre? Post soundcloud pls.

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it's possible than i'm a necrophiliac lads

>>71636412
One turned into a scene kid in like 2011 when it was dead.
Couple had kids to fat birds when they were like 18.
Some work in Tesco/entry level jobs.

>>71636494
are you thick?

>>71636489
how the fuck does that guy have a gf like her?

i'm far better looking and i'm a khv

>>71636509
would not mind givin 'er the old spicy salami if you know what am sayin

>>71636459
how is png? thinking of taking a trip there but don't want to get mugged by niggers

>>71636356

I've visited 19 countries in the past 18 months and I'm just as socially retarded, depressed and suicidal as ever

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want to go to copenhagen for the weekend to tick off another country off my europe map but can't be arsed to pay a tenner for a beer and get rinsed in every way imaginable

might just go somewhere cheap like bucharest or sofia

>>71636480
What about my lad with the knife

do british lads wear hawaiian/flower shirts ever?

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>tfw too smart for /brit/

>tfw no idea how to start getting to know females at my university
always end up as one of the lads, the one that you never see pulling

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Who /fellfortheunimeme/ here?

Haven't been out on a weekend since last year and I don't even enjoy the company of the mates I do have.

Its going to be a long four years.

>>71636412
eaten by lions

>>71636509
she dead?

how?

>>71636546
post it again

I AM GAY

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>>71636557
>Its going to be a long four years.

>>71636557
You mean the UNAYYY LYF meme by the sounds of it? just be yourself and talk to people.

>>71636412

I know of one who got an ASBO after racially attacking a shop owner, went to prison, now has a kid on the way. ah yes more useless fucking cabbages to pollute the planet brilliant.

i think i have an iceland poster picture but i'm not sure
it's a side view, sitting in front of a computer, with a hand holding up the middle, index, and thumb fingers

is this familiar or is it someone else?

>>71636541
Don't bother, it's overrated. If your really wanted to come here you should go to the smaller towns, but they're probably quite similar to some of the smaller places you got in the UK so not much point.

>>71636565
she died in that glasgow bin lorry sketch a few christmases ago

>>71636456
One from mine started a band who's success has just been local if any, think he left it after a few years though.

>>71636431
just your opinion m8

https://youtu.be/3AFRCWg_kOc?list=PL8069BA044532B722

Mum's kicking me out next month and I literally have nowhere to go. I'm unironically going to be homeless.

Might as well travel. Where should I go and what should I do?

>>71636567
Sorry lad it's on my phone
Somebody else has it maybe

>>71636534
Touristy spots are alright, but everything is still dirty and expensive (pretty much Aussie prices). You still have to watch yourself and be careful.

There's a lot of places you don't go because the people are fucked in the head. I hear too many horror stories.

>>71636551
only ironically or as a deliberate joke

>>71636412
i'm here

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>just be yourself and talk to people.

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haha lads found my name in my textbook x

>>71636627
this is my image and gimmick

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>>71636541

Do Copenhagen because you can then get a train to Malmo and bag sweden as well

You can also bag Vienna-Bratislava-Budapest very quickly

But visiting countries just to tick them off is a bit of a waste in my opinion

>>71636583
Sounds like something I would do 2bh
Three finger salute

>>71636225
>>71636225
Civilians account for the vast majority of those adversely affected by armed conflict; women and girls are particularly targeted by the use of sexual violence, including as a tactic of war to humiliate, dominate, instill fear in, disperse and/or forcibly relocate civilian members of a community or ethnic group; and sexual violence perpetrated in this manner may in some instances persist after the cessation of hostilities.

>>71636551
I do but only because I'm fat.

>>71636557

I fell for the engineering meme and dropped out after 1 year. Undoubtedly the worst year of my life, which is saying something considering the last 10 years of my life have been a succession of failures and disappointments.

> used to be obese
> almost normal weight
Should I stop at the healthy weight, or keep going and become anorexic?

I was 270lb last summer, and I'm 195lb now. My weight-loss method has been not eating at all for 3 or 4 days, and having some take out to cut my teeth into for another 2 or 3 days.

The worst part is when you're so low on energy you struggle to push open a door. During those stages, I pretty much just become a vegetable.

I reckon if I keep going I can become like one of those freakily thin people I see downtown sleeping on the benches.

>>71636627
It's not hard, literally just walk outside and start shagging.

>>71636587
still need it to go there to tick it off
which of the 'smaller towns' would you recommend?
bare in mind i don't want to go to some boring shithole that has nothing happening

>>71636637
wrong

>>71636627
The thing is they're all average genetically, but take care of themselves. That could be you faggots

>>71636642
>Do Copenhagen because you can then get a train to Malmo and bag sweden as well
>But visiting countries just to tick them off is a bit of a waste in my opinion
>literally traveling just to tick off a list
Of course it fucking is.

Wouldn't mind a gf that dressed up in the pin up girl style because I find that style sexy desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSof-8X8lE

>>71636557
i'm in my third year

it's been utter shit. had no friends the whole way through, barely spoken to anyone.

doing a get of an involvement

>>71636654
Hahaha, first-year engineering is a piece of piss. What do you do now?

>>71636592

redpill: it was actually an ISIS attack but they covered it up with some shite about a fat driver with a heart problem

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>>71636674
>That could be you faggots

>>71636577
>You mean the UNAYYY LYF meme
No. Anticipated spending fewer weekends alone though.

>just bee yourself
Gee whiz thanks for the advice bud.

I'm not that much of a spacker but I didn't move into halls. Had a sound flatmate but he fucked off.

Friends I do have are a bit wank and I only hang around with them cos its better than fuck all.

Quickly realised that students are not my type of people.

>>71636521
Her Sims videos are some decent girlie autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2XJLti5yVw

>>71636642
>You can also bag Vienna-Bratislava-Budapest very quickly
already did this on the so called interrail trip
>>71636679
don't care
i'll have the last laugh once i've visited every country in europe by 2020

>>71636674
>average genetically
holy shit just go back to /fit/ you unbearable cunt

>>71636681
i frequently find that most girls who dress like this are fat sjws

>>71636646
True I guess alot more civy's get killed and raped than soldiers

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>>71636694
>first-year engineering is a piece of piss
REEEEEEEEE DELET

Don't see any reason to ever visit sweden

>>71636720
It's the best country in Europe

>Boeing selects Sheffield for first British manufacturing plant

would not trust Northerners to make planes

>>71636726
rude

>>71636615
are there any white people there? would i be a target for being white?

what are you doing there anyway?

>get a new hair cut
>suddenly girls laughing extra hard at my jokes and smiling/staring at me all the time, rubbing my arm
>everyone at work complimenting me

Woah
Sometimes I think the expectations for men are so low that even some minor thing can make a huge difference

Can the Icelandic lad post his snapchat

Feel like we could have a fantastic cultural exhange xx

Give me one reason why I should want to live in a multicultural country

How does immigration benefit me

>>71636705

Even Kosovo, Moldova, Liechtenstein, Andorra?

>>71636715
What engineering discipline m&?

>>71636557
I'm in first year (second technically cos i did a foundation, but first year of my course). I hate living in halls so much and i only have one friend. I don't think im going to have anyone to live with next year so im going to have to do a flatshare with strangers again. I'm really depressed and lonely tbqh

>>71636726
it was a literal utopia paradise before they started to experiment on it

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>Beter dan

when i was about 5 or 6 years old, my mum used to help me masturbate
does that count as molestation or not?
i feel fucking weird about it

my dad and brother fell for the uni meme and are making 100k+ and 80k+ respectfully. such a shame, they should've just learned a trade or got a gig at a call centre

>>71636762
kek
KEK

>>71636744
bullshit

post hair?

>>71636748
>Kosovo
no i'll only be visiting the real countries
will try to do the meme microstates though
>>71636761
good post

>>71636720
Literally the objectively best country in Europe. Of course it has a migrant problem, but that's a meme blown out of proportion when compared to it being safer, healthier, and personally wealthier than this shithole country.

>>71636758
>>71636758
It still is

>>71636749
mechanical. I know you're an electrical and you're going to give me shit for saying that but f-fuck off. At my uni we do electromechanics and 2 of our 3 maths modules in our first year, so at the moment im really struggling (particularly with electro). Thermodynamics though is an absolute piece of piss, I dont understand why it's memed to be such a hard area of study

>>71636745
Uhh
Fuck it klakinn88 this is account number 4 dont give me reason to start another one

>>71636762
yes you were definitely molested most people dont start masturbating till 10-14 or need mummies help

I'm Gay

>>71636726
switzerland is objectively the best country in europe, and also objectively the second best country in the world (after australia of course)

>>71636790
Move there before we leave the EU

>>71636802
Not feeling it atm might add you in the future xx

>>71636790

>objectively best country in Europe.

that's Switzerland though

>>71636762
is your mum a new-age hippy?

l a f f i n

>>71636790
Sweden doesn't have a migrant problem

>>71636762
In all honesty you should go to the police that's disgusting perverted behaviour you've been taken advantage of by the one person that was supposed to protect you

>>71636802
REALLY want to add you but i'm scared you might post my username which is extremely doxxable

>>71636615
>There's a lot of places you don't go because the people are fucked in the head. I hear too many horror stories.
please do tell

>>71636790
ahmed

>>71636690
I'm in Scotland so I have to do four years. Hopefully it picks up at some point.

>>71636752
Halls are fucking garbage. I went straight into a flatshare to avoid halls which didn't help me to make any friends.

Don't regret it though. I visit my friends at their halls occasionally and its a total sketch. The kitchen is a fucking state and there are noisy parties every weekend.

>>71636802
adding you
dont fucking doxx me here you cunt

never much liked trad irish music per se, but always loved its lad-ish boisterousness, compared to most other country's traditional music which is usually bland as fuck or just too goofy/esoteric to appreciate

finished the special brew on the johnnie walker green

ask a typical arrogant student anything

>>71636839
Hello levy

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A fucking OPERA HOUSE

Why is the national symbol of Australia a fucking opera house when the cunts have no connection to opera at all

Absolute joke of a country

Went to switzerland and all I saw were rich arabs

>>71636829
I did consider Switzerland but when I went there it was the most boring place I've ever been to. Milquetoast Zurich weakly doesn't compare to somewhere as lively as Stockholm

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for the love of all that is good will someone please save this wojak

who /didn't leave the house for o week/ here?

>>71636735

well they already build airbus parts in wales

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This Evil man wants your children to have a good future , he wants to help the disabled & old , He wants opportunities for all

>>71636872
what?

are you not aware of such australian classics like "Waltzing Matilda" and "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport"?

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>>71636879
No.

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>>71636785
It's shaved short all along the back and sides but really long on top

>>71636872
imagine your country having three national symbols, one being an opera house, the other being a bridge, and the other being a giant rock


the absolute STATE of australia

britain looks like a giant council estate that's why the wealthy and intelligent live in either the countryside or older bits of london

only went and fucking added the icelander didn't i
absolute nutter i am

>>71636872
They should give it to Italy or Germany or something ahha

>>71636872

ermm what about mozart

>>71636796
I really wish I studied mechanical instead 2bh, i'm much better with that kind of stuff. I've forgotten 95% of what I learnt at uni and just wing it with Google out in the field lol.

>>71636743
There's a couple. You stick out like a sore thumb and everybody looks at you. You most definitely are a target wherever you go.

>>71636890
hello rasheed

if my car wasn't in the garage then i'd drink drive to maccies again
no takeaways open either that aren't 0 hygiene rated paki rat infested shitholes

arooooooooooooooooo

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The wealthy tax dodging establishment and their media outriders say Corbyn must go - I wonder why

>>71636850
>literally said it has a migrant problem
Just face it Rorke, Britain is an ugly shithole dystopia. And part of the reason for that is all of the pakis here.

>>71636890
That looks fucking bent

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All is good here.in the land of the vikings Iceland
DOXXED

>>71636893
I can't even think of a single Canadian landmark ahah

THE UTTER STATE OF CANADA

Is /u/Heknarf ITT?

>>71636934
when did i say canada was more culturally developed than australia

>>71636927
absolute joonas

>>71636934
ooh let me think of one

hmm

niagara falls?
or is that part of america?

>>71636922
That's what I said when I first got it but metrosexual shit gets girls going, even if it's a dyke haircut

>>71636802
>88
were you really born in 1988? bloody hell babyface

>>71636841
>>71636804
oh
that kinda sucks
i used to ask for it though, so it's my fault too i guess

>>71636934
cn tower

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*does a dance*

>>71636927
Klakinn is slang for iceland
Also was like 12 in 2010

>>71636951
half american LMAO

>>71636919
Deport yourself to Sweden quickly

blow my nose? no thanks *snorts snot into mouth and spits it out*

Ah yes let's go to Canada to see the iconic...erm. They have maple syrup and woods and stuff but i can't think of a single thing in particular....

>>71636967

can't understand a word that bint comes out with

>>71636975
>Also was like 12 in 2010
hello child

>>71636906
im still considering doing a cheeky switch to electrical but my brain just cannot function in that way, I have a really tough time visualising stuff like currents because it's not like anything you can see

>>71636876
>lively as Stockholm
get enriched, goy

Quick was Eric's race time - young underdogs irritated old pros, and sprinted down Foggy Gertrude's Highway Jungle. Kate loved Zebediah's Xcellent Circuit Vrooming, but not much.

feels weird that i'll NEVER have a wife or children

>>71636992
Probably because she's french mate ahahah

>>71636955
88
HH

>>71636587

me and da ladz went to aarhus in 2008 because the flight was ten pound return.

we were all still in school so obv everything was expensive as fock so we mostly just stayed in the cheap Irish bar all day lol.

really pretty place though, you couldn't move for mini art galleries for some reason. would love to go back now I have more money.

>>71636934
what about the statue of liberty?

>>71636927
Lad he's a decent chap leave him alone

Also Iceland is so small you could literally email a random Icelander the picture of him drinking milk and they'd probably recognise him haha don't do that either he's a good lad

Genesis, Yes, Queen, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden
British rock >>>>> american rock?(never heard of something influential from them) = straya/nz?

>>71636886
so he's a confirmed tory plant then?

>>71636962
you shouldn't blame yourself you were only 5 you should however talk to someone about especially siblings she might have done this to them aswell

>It's another Canada envy episode

>>71636890
that's the stereotypical deano haircut

cannot stand men with curly hair

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i actually like australia a lot just shitposting because i'm a leaf and that's what we do

literally got him lads
https://www.instagram.com/klakinn88/

what an ugly dog

>>71636990
that big radio tower thing

>>71637010

ye probably ...

>>71637045
Thats in seattle

>>71637023
half of those aren't even rock you ape

>>71636990
niagra falls

>>71637023
australian > british > new zealander > canadian > american

i'm not opposed to socialism

but why does it have to come with all the baggage of feminism, multiculturalism etc?

don't see why i should care about non whites

>>71637042
Barking

removed him because i think he was about to send me a picture of his willy

fucking hell im crying marc's facial hair in the episode before the wedding what a wanker

>>71636990
The Montreal Moose, the Ottawa Otter, the Manitoba Muskcat, the Big Red Tree in Edmonton, the Big Inuksuk in British Columbia.

These are all world-renowned. You're just an uncultured philistine if you don't know them.

>canadian celebrity
>everyone thinks they're american

>>71637052
CN Tower in Toronto

>>71637065
new zealand rock is all indie shit apart from split enz

>>71637068
My dad's a racist socialist

wish I was a normie living in Iceland

>>71637023
shoegaze is the only relevant form of British rock desu

radio city tower best tower

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>go to fart
>accidentally shit myself

ah yes, the famed canadian rock

>>71637070
big fan of this post
ireland pulls it off again

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we almost had this but leftists said it was proof stephen harper was secretly a dictator because stalin built big statues and it blocked the view of the sea

>>71637104
alri hunter

EDITORS NOTE: Hunter is an archetypal american or "yank" name