/brit/

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cara

Shouldn't have had that coffee lads

Can't sleep lol

>>71633760
who

>>71633791
damn bro that sucks

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posting /b/ material circa 2007 from back when I used to frequently browse

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tea

getting involved

tarantino is mentally ill and his films are literal propaganda

the man is properly fucked in the head

>>71633790
not far off but i only would if it was a hairless twink

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Really makes you think

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*jams it in there*

>>71633813
cool

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>>71633813
10 years on fucking 4chan. JUST END ME

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>>71633800

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https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/victims-brains-pulled-out-by-hand-after-beheading.4954/

is kissing your kids on the lips normal?

have seen loads of people do it, including big celebrities

but it just seems off. is it wrong/weird? i genuinely don't know

>>71633813
when the filename starts with 12 that's how you know it's old

>>71633840
>franz driving his own car
>no gutshot preggo wife
>no sandwich

delet this

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>You're in the club and Chloe Moretz slaps your ass
What do?

>>71633862
describe it to me

what's it like resting on a woman's bum?

a manlet at work got dumped by his gf. serious manlet, like 5'4". was almost in tears, walking around dazed rambling to people he barely knows about it. a week later he had a tinder date and told absolutely everyone. normies are such vapid, empty creatures

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Would like to attend a proper riot one day

NEED to pop one off on a nice set of chebs soon

>>71633882
heem the slag

>>71633864
thats pretty grim m8

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the whip

>>71633870
*renames all my files to start with 12*

taking some BCAAs

>>71633864
thats pretty grim m8

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>>71633882
ask for her routine

make a deal with god

kill all niggers

>>71633813
Just think, there's probably people in this thread who started browsing in 2016/17. Mental.

>>71633961
Best post.

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Rorkes do one for me yeah

>>71633882
go to hospital with a broken back

kill all aussies

wish I lived with a bunch of twenty something friends in a bohemian city quarter doing an entry level job that affords plenty time for hobbies

>>71633896

I was on the scene when the rangers fans rioted in manc

>>71633977
*leafs

kill all jfs

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https://my.mixtape.moe/iawfgh.mp4

kill all seppos

>>71633946
honestly can't tell if this one is shopped

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>got a bachelor of science degree from uni
>also a flat earther

Trolled that uni badly.

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just rolled a spliffy

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the runt paddock

This would be my walkout song desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bihoNRc8GDQ

>>71634045
hope you're not seriously a flat earther

>>71633967
Makes me realise it's probably time for me to leave 2bh

I've been in /brit/ since FATCAM / Craven as well

>>71633970
Rasheed bin Awwad al-Anbari Ibrahim Muhammad bin Haidar al-Badri Abu Muhammad al-Husayni al-Qurashi Taha Ahmad Hamza al-Muhajir bin Laden

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>>71633990
Mad

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bought some weed lads, laughing at you runts

>>71634048
>no roach
>looks like a turd

making an arrangement

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hmmmm

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>>71634066
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

I was posting on /brit/ when wiley made eskimo

>>71634074
>Makes me realise it's probably time for me to leave 2bh
I mean I guess you can try if you have something else going on, I don't think I'll ever leave myself, I'll still be here in 2030 if this place is still alive.

>>71634019
you seem to watch a lot of these lad

>>71634120
haha, suck shit seppo cunt!

accidentally helped a poor person today lads, redeemed myself by taking his half drunk coffee.

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>>71634045

stay woke

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>>71634120
Better stick to those nigger poems Cletus

Is there anything more runtier than the retards who claim that Mandarin will become the new global language and we will all have to learn it

>>71634019
also whats the story behind this? lad seems a bit young

>>71634150
I was going to type out a longer reply but I realized it would take an hour for an Australian to load

Someone post poleaboos attempt at a joint

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Saturday night shift at the vape shop is always so fucking DEAD

Have NEVER seen a single star wars, lord of the rings or game of thrones episode

>>71633989
>bohemian
what does this mean

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>>71633990
*unplugs the tv*
*huns run riot*

Not that much fat in my belly and it's fairly muscular but it's big for some reason

Like goes out past my boxers

>>71634212
I bohemian like this post

*leans over to you*

does kev still post here

>>71634208
Same here.
Well, seen 75% of the first LOTR when forced to watch at a family gathering. I shut my eyes for a quarter of it though so it doesn't count

>>71634212
czech

>>71634200
the last thing that retard needs is to start taking drugs unless its a very large amount all in one go

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is depression part of a hangover because i am in full on just-end-my-fuckin-life-senpai mode

https://u.nya.is/ritagt.mp4

>>71634212
upper-middle class hipster who leeches off their parents and has a care free happy life in a safe white area - I think

>>71634229
You have lordosis

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>>71634191
richmond, british columbia

>>71634208

Tried watching Game of thrones but it was utter filth, every actor getting naked for no reason. Complete drivel.

>>71634212
a socially unconventional person, especially one who is involved in the arts

most likely found in your uni quarter

>>71634212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3mc0yvRNk

>>71634123
was about to say why are you bragging about being in a general that hasn't been going that long but it's been a few years now innit.

>>71634255
exclusive to xianada

>>71634246
wish I was bohemian

>>71633970
judeo bolshevik alert

>>71634251
Yeah probably do a bit now actually, I stopped lifting properly

The timelines add up

>>71634228

i was right there when they smashed up the silver car at the end of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v1ARlytLPo

>>71634258
>for no reason

sex is literally the entire point of life. think about that for a second you miserable virgin

>>71634294
actually its completely false, I just based that off google images and something I heard once

is there anybody runtier than the retards who believe that Canada is overrun with Chinese people

>>71634208
Star Wars and LOTR are massively overrated

the LOTR books are shit too

Haven't had a wank I'm about 4 days and I was sat having a poo earlier and there was cum coming out my willy

I'm 6'4 desu

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Thoughts on Sikhs?

Got rugburn on my arsecheeks

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Stumbled in a pub just as it was closing and there's loads of old people dancing to motown... the doors are now locked and everyone seems settled in for the near future. I want to go home but this is the closest to human interaction I've had in a long time.

>>71634341
Sis-rank

watched most of LOTR today, was literally 4 hours long so couldn't be fucked

pretty boring and wank

>>71634332
I've had 5 wanks today. think that's a record for me in one day

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scared lads

>>71634341
They aren't "bro tier" they're shitskins who need to go back with all the rest.

>>71634341
Should be killed

I am a pintman

>>71634330
wroong

>>71634310
literally made a grown man cry on bbcnews

>>71634341
bro-tier, obviously

what are some good italian herbs for a marinade? every recipe i find online is just "use italian herb seasoning [tm]"

>>71634212
picture someone with the following traits

>middle to upper middle class
>urbanite
>cosmopolitan
>almost always tattooed
>loves alcohol, drugs and smoking
>pretentious
>bearded if male
>dyed hair if female
>loves postmodern art/literature
>never done any physcial labour
>whiny voice
>privately educated
>pretends to sympathise with the working class, but disdains them at hear

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r8 my gains

>>71634269
good post

(((Mainstream Canadians)))

>I drink cider

Number one way to spot an effeminate cunt

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Friendly reminder that moot made it and you can too. Stay strong, lads.

>>71634349
pretend like you belong lad

get bevvied and have a dance with doris

Who /alt-Canadian/ here?

>>71634405
fuck off leftypol, shave your shit beard too

>>71634402
>urbanite
>cosmopolitan

explain these also please

>>71634365
What didn't you like about it lad? I like it desu

>>71634401
answer me you uncultured swine

>>71634422
Not sure why people complain about London when its relatively cheap compared to other cities

>>71634405
shit facial hair/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSMVxho0XKQ

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i need essential /brit/ memes lads

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>>71634251
Could be any ailment that causes a distended abdomen.

literally drinking special brew in bed

http://taima.tv/r/britlads

http://taima.tv/r/britlads

http://taima.tv/r/britlads

in here and get some choons on lads

>>71634452
cliche and cringe

there were some comfy bits but thats it. just dont like the genre

Chocolate wafers and black tea

Wearing a comfy sweater too

Morning lads

reddit.com/r/metacanada

walking to the petrol station to cop a bottle of brandy

>>71634402
i consider myself bohemian and am none of these things except maybe pretentious

>>71634401
basil, oregano, rosemary, parsley

mong

YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR YOUR BEWTS

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>brandy

>>71634422
where is that

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>>71634504
posted some ch00ns

>>71634556
vancouver

>>71633760
You could make thousands being a blue eyed blonde trap in Brazil. Your size is perfect for It, don't miss the opportunity.

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>>71634440
we're not going anywhere

https://youtu.be/aO25BRXA0E8?t=92

https://youtu.be/aO25BRXA0E8?t=119

can we just strangle anyone who acts and talks like the first guy?
literally no excuse

19 years old
arms covered in scars, drinking frosty jacks in my bedroom
what even is my life lmao

>>71634585
fuck off degenerate hue

going to bed crying again haha

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhEFuq62-I

What did he mean by this?

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>can't even get a 'sync going
why is /brit/ so shite these days?

used to have a 'sync every night

>>71634614
>19 years old

your life is pretty much over m8, better end it now

is there anything runtier than going to another country to watch your team play and seeing them lose

>>71634585
don't believe you

>>71634640
>le snyc tub armi!!!

gas yourself you unbearable wanker

Charlie Choker cigarettes smoker
Smoked a ciggies and smelt rancid all-over
His mummy caught him and told him to stop
But how could he?
He was hooked on the cancerous crop

So please don't be like poor Charlie-boy
Stay away from drugs,
And with your health do not toy

>>71634622
imagine being this much of a fanny

>>71634614
>scars
if they're self-inflicted, it's better to end your life now before the agony persists

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Just looked at myself in the mirror and I am one sexy beast ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pLl0zID6UM

can any yank explain how this show works

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*destroys the labour party*

>>71634664
you sound like a right virgin, mate

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>why yes i am a leaf

>>71634650
doing this but also walking out early when it's apparent that your team is going to lose

>>71634686
people don't see that perspective m8

>>71634598
how do you feel about being a slave to Jewish interests?

t. Alberto Barbosa

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>>71634503
> special brew
We have something like that here. It's called Labatt Blue Dry.

One can, and you're over the hill.

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literally can't draw this thing and I can't make a paper plane either

think I am retarded

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>One brandy on ice, my good sir!

>>71634690
Is Corbyn a tory double agent?

He's been around for years, must've been planned in Thatcher's early days.

>>71634689
How about you just Google "Jeopardy!", you fucking nonce.

>>71634611
fucking scottish poeple

>>71633760
Im not the fucking manlet ffs

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why the scimitars?

>>71634611
ah yes, the white "master race"

>>71634747
the second guy is nice though . very professional.

>>71634445
someone who flocks to the city and feels at home dabbling in many different cultures, like a rootless swine.

>>71634541
fuck off and leave /brit/

>>71634724
I remember when my lad decoded how the older kids did it

its weird how all Essex people fulfill their stereotype

>>71634759
Because Essex is a Muslim county.

>>71634793
>>71634759
pakis

>>71634761
>white
>Scottish
pick one

have never been able to get into sports

i even tried to like it when my parents would take me to rugby matches as a kid but still couldn't find it interesting

DAH DAH DAH

DAH DAH DAH

SAY IT AINT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>71634640

piss off reddit wanker

>>71634768
mental how you could blame manchester police when there's footage of rangers fans battering them

>>71634341
Hate 'em.

>>71634677
>>71634793
nobody outside of your rainy little isle even know who the fuk that is so stfu right now or i'll heem you lot

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why are wogs such inferior beings?

>>71634803
>79.8%

>>71634716
how incredibly ironic

>>71634445
>>urbanite
urban means city
>>cosmopolitan
a cocktail or women's interest magazine

>>71634782
>my lad
is this a popular saying in iceland or did you get it from /brit/ ?

>>71634585
Im not actually 5'4 that's the other poster

>>71634825
gonna heem you fucking sharty yank cunt

>>71634835
hello merchant

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>>71634759
idk
now let me tell you about the kent flag (pic rel)
It's the invicta (undefeated) horse because we kept saxon inheritance laws (gavelkind) up until 1925 whereas the rest of the country was cucked out of it
UNDEFEATED

>>71634747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2JHi2s2ZH8

ah yes the english

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>tfw just scored a cheeky quarter of some dank, a few 70mg Vyvanse, and then stopped at the store for a handle of Jack and a handle of Sailor Jerry to enjoy while I have the next 3 days off

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>>71634133
what was it like in the old days

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>>71633864
thats pretty grim m8

>>71634845
Just using /brit/speak in /brit/ lad
I would usually in icelandic call my friend gamli, sjómli or felli

>>71634804
Sports are a massive meme. 99% of people fucking eat it up like rice-cakes.

Do you know what that 1% that can see through all the obsession and bullshit are called? Lonely depressive aspies who have never linked in with the social zeitgeist.

Being unable to enjoy something as inane and pointless as sports makes you, basically, non-human.

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>>71634876

>>71634874
why are provincials such filthy criminals

>>71634747
>scots
>people

>>71634814
english police have a history.

this was hillsborough 2

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>>71634868

>>71634874
calm down jock

>>71634917
bit too far mate

>>71634804

i lost interest in sport when i took acid 30+ times

>>71634895
i used to play basketball and rugby was pretty good at both but watching it is fucking boring

i will never understand normies

>>71634876
>quarter ounce
>7 grams
Bruh that would be like $320 here

>>71634888
Ah yes back when I were a young lad we used to spend all day talking about poo and girls on a siberian knitting techniques forum, real depression hours were really something to behold. t. chonner in 2050

>>71634928
porky and the happy merchant are both mortal enemies

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average englishman

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Ontario is projected to need 2 million more tradesmen by 2020 as boomers begin to retire. Tory supermajority next year will ensure we once again become the powerhouse of Canada. You should consider moving here.

>>71634876
my joint just goes black and wont burn


t never smoked weed

>>71634974
in the green shit. scotchman in the red

21 years old and I don't know how to do laundry

were the Hobbits based off the Irish?

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ah yes scot """"people"""

>>71634974
the little hop/gallop always makes me laugh
maybe this is what kev was doing

>>71635003
23 and I learned how to work a washing machine last month, still don't know how to use an iron though.

Thinking of getting into the occult lads.

(don't hatpost this)

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>told a girl I know I post on the 'chon
>regularly espouse rorke opinions and argue with her and her friends about them
Why are you lads so ashamed to post here?

>>71635050
>still don't know how to use an iron though.

literally plug it into the wall and run it along your clothes

27 and just learned how to walk

>>71634956
>$320 for $50 worth of weed even in illegal states like mine
>>71634980
Try not packing it so tight and make sure you break it up properly.

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>thinking of getting into the occult lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp-uTP0zrhA

the gf

>>71635075
Looks a bit too technical mate.

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>>71634974

>>71635073
they all laugh behind your back at what an autist you are lol

24 and just learned how to wank

>>71635093
Icelandic stuff is usually high qual
Snoop said it was the best he had ever tried

>>71635008
based on rural england I think

dwarves are supposedly based on semites but they always come across like scots

elves are based on goidelic peoples

>>71635121
probably

who cares

>>71635106
why is this on youtube

also fucks sake there go my recommendations

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>>71633865
PERFECTLY normal

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doing a swim

>>71634651
Luxury traps are making 1-2k dollars per night in Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo

ni-nick nick nick na-nick nick nick

nickelodeon

Girl on my course looks like Hayley atwell lads reckon I'd jizz if she talked to me

>>71635221
She won't

>>71635152
What a load of shit. It's grown in some cunt's loft the same as most weed is. Faggot.

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Unironically vaping rn

>>71635195
for what?

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES

>>71635221
>Hayley atwell
noice

>>71635221
>reckon I'd jizz if she talked to me
No problems there then

>>71635159
thanks youtube for recommending more classic babestation content

>>71635221
>tfw girls on my course look female
reckon I'd rape one if they talked to me

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my flat

>>71635152
I get mine straight from Colorado or California, both flower and concentrate. Trust me, it's legit.

I'm not surprised it costs that much (any grade however) in a "remote" country such as yours though.

You still live in what some people would consider paradise though, so you pay a premium for premium living, go figure.

really miss going to the club in madrid lads

really the only place where i'm truly happy

have a tab open with the google results of "suburban lawns" but literally have no memory of googling that

>>71635261
Wew lad dont have to be so mad hahahaahha

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>>71635209

>>71634685
I have a bunch of self inflicted scars but they're all deep and jagged enough that no one thinks they are self-harm scars

gotta think ahead with these things

plus I have quite a few non self ones too

>>71635306
Where's that pic from?

>>71635126

yank/canadian police cars look so cool

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>having breakfast
>see my cat is staring at something in the corner
>I walk over and see a tiny orange butterfly struggling with the closed window
>Place my finger next to it and let it walk on
>Take it outside and put it on a flower
>mfw watching it flutter away

*storms Juno Beach with the lads*

*gets my head blown off by a German machine gunner as soon as I jump out the boat*

>>71635342
Hull

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>>71635209
>tfw his smoking hot 10/10 daughter is fucking a literal clown as we speak while we spend our days on this fucking site

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>>71635335

paige mentioned

>>71635209
>>71635335
Did a cringe

>>71634956
>>71635093
a Q is usually £50 here lads

just got an extra hour in the ball pit

>>71635379

I could tell she would be hot from watching beyond the mat

>>71635008
I got into Tolkein pretty hard in middle school.

Hobbits are a caricature of the West Country.

Even the Lord of the Rings movies, they use actors from the West Country to play hobbits.

Their jolly, carefree, rustic, woodsy nature is all meant to be reminiscent of a scrumpy-guzzling Dorset/Devon/Somerset/Gloucester/Wiltshire/(maybe) Hampshire scamp.

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>>71635382

>>71635008
>>71635156
the forest is based on Moseley bog in Birmingham
haven't read or watched the hobbit but I've been there

*steps on a landmine*

wahey!!!

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>>71635384

Asked some guy in my class about the coursework for next week and he just made a weird groan and didn't answer me wtf hope the rest of you guys ain't like that

Hello how we doing tonight boyos

>>71635423
Hmm you do realise Tolkien was a brummie?

>>71635474
alri rob

>>71635469
more

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>>71635417

*gets killed in action*

*slits your throat with the knife you stabbed my back with*

>>71635423
What influence did Northern England have on Tolkein's writing? I know it had some but I can't remember what it is.

>>71635486
one of my flatmates never responds to my greetings

have bumped into him a few times knocking about campus and piped up with "alright mate how are you?" only to be soundly patched

>>71635501
He was a great writer and an athlete and he does not deserve to be insulted in this manner!

>>71635342
looks like panama

We need mass sterilisation for people who aren't North Western European

>>71635560
Tru

We need mass sterilisation for people who are North Western European

>>71635543
lucky, one of mine will barely talk to me even when were in the same room together

>>71635548
fuck off leaf stop trying to rewrite history

more evidence of the Birmingham smear campaign

>>71635379
>thinking I know who mankinds daughter is

FIRE IN TH-

*gets shot mid sentence*

>>71635342
panama

Watching Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Dean Malenko from Backlash 2000

>>71635542
not him but i read that saruman burning the forest to create the army of uruk hai represented the industrialization of northern england which tolkein was opposed to

>>71635486
I help people a lot on my course but I don't ask for any. Thing is it's always their own fault for lack of attention or simply not understanding the subject matter, wonder which one you are.

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gf just sent me this on discord

>>71635586
alri Boyd Crowder

>>71635542
hurr orcs ahahha

>>71635619

>>71635608
Hahah looks like a girl thst uses discord 2bh

>>71635604
>>71635543
sorry to dissapoint lads was doing a meme
>>71635221

> the Tolkiens had arrived in England in 1756, as refugees from Frederick the Great's invasion of the Electorate of Saxony during the Seven Years' War.[10]

Genuinely interesting

Imagine being an immigrant 300 years ago

>>71635650
does she now mate?

*runs up the hill directly towards machine gun fire*

YOU MOTHERFUCKING HUN BAST-

*gets shot through the neck*

A man is outside your house. He's dying of pneumonia. He needs help. What do you do?
Hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migrant situation

>>71635740
>current migrant situation

Economic migrants and 10% war refugees?

>>71635710
Just going to give you some early warning that your gimmick is shit

*shouts in Czech with hands up surrendering*

*gets shot*

>>71635599
That was mainly inspired by birminghams urbanisation; all his childhood wilderness spots were developed on

>>71635740
Call the NHS and send him to hospital

>>71635632
>>71635632
>>71635632
New thread, by retard

>>71634947

... in a row?

>>71635803
Your phone isn't working

>>71635835
get my neighbours phone

How's doxxing me going

>>71635687
My ancestors were Spanish prods that fled from the inquisition in the early 17th century.

First to NI during the plantation, then on to Scotland.

>>71635881
I'm at your house

Would love to beat the shit of an Icelandic