/asean/

Selamat pagi

Going to a job interview today, what to do?

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>>71633046
Have a nice weekend, lads and lassies. If you're here today you're a loser.

>>71635824
The question: was the rally a success?

>>71636011
Free concert sponsored by the gov paid by our taxes
with a bonus free ride using public vehicles

its a poorfags dream id say yes

>>71633922
Drink a glass of milk, it will make you feel better

>>71636100
And no one's complaining? Sounds like a waste of taxpayer's money to be honest.

Also, really weird that they had to hold such a rally in the first place. Even when P-Noy and Gloria were still popular they never had such rallies when they were president.

>>71636370
ugly non luzons are insecure thinking their beloved Prophet Duterte which is summoned by Allah himself is gonna get ousted by the Dilawan boogeymen
Sounds to me like sandnigger religious cult way of thinking desu

>>71636309
objectively yes it was sadly
>>71636370
>And no one's complaining?
because the ones who goes on an apeshit complaining tirade about those are now
doing it themselves

>>71636928
If it was a success it didn't feel like one. The original Million People March had twice as many people and most came out of genuine will. Here it seems the rally's numbers were inflated by paid shills.

>>71633922
>Flip
>Job interview
>On Sunday
You can't fool me, son.
Only Church open on Sunday.

mmmbop ba duba dop
ba du bop duba di bop
ba duba bop duba di bop do

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>>71637681
he's not here you will know anyway if he is
he's probably on /po/

maybe its just you false flagging as an anti dutdut

>>71638094
>he's probably on /po/
Doing what? Folding papers?

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plox r8

>>71638196
kek I mean /pol/

I wouldnt be suprised if he goes to /po/ too

What are some good malay songs

>>71640286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WejfQ77nagU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr8vXDJbbtM
Holy shit he looks so stressed.

>>71640286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zOTJEbxhCs

>>71633922
wack off.

MakeFilipinasSpainAgain when

>>71640286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMK3Qu-Fd24
Title: Salam Terakhir (Final Regards)

The singer told the song writer that he feels like his time is almost up. Few years later he disappeared from the public and died at the age of 37.

Sampaikan salam buat semua
>Send my regards to all
Salam terakhir salam teristimewa
>My final regards that is most special
Kepada kau yang tersayang
>To you who I most love
Pada teman yang ku kenang
>For companions who I would remember
Pemergian ku ini tak dirancang
>This departure of mine is not planned

Usah bertanya mengapa aku
>Don’t need to ask why I
Mengucap salam terakhir kepada mu
>am expressing my final regards to you
Kerna waktu berputaran
>Because time spins
Bimbang tak berkesempatan
>Worry there is no chance
Melahirkan kerinduan terhadapmu
>To express my longing towards you

Korus/ Chorus

Demi sebuah kenyataan
>For the sake of the reality
Yang amat menyakitkan
>That is very painful
Aku yang tidak berdaya
>I, who is not able
Hanya berserah padaNya
>Only surrender to Him

Salam akhir
>Final regards
Salam yang teristimewa
>Regards that is most special
KepadaNya ku memohon keampunan
>To Him I seek forgiveness
MelaluiNya ku beri kemaafan
>Through Him I grant forgiveness
Kepadamu
>to you

Andainya aku punya waktu
>Should I had the time
Masih ku ingin mengulangi semula
>Still I wish to repeat it again
Saat indah bersama mu
>the beautiful moments with you
Sayang tak berkesempatan
>Sadly no opportunity
Abadikan saja salam ku di ingatan
>Just eternalise only my regards in memory

Repeat Chorus then below..

Salam ku yang terakhir
>My final regards

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>>71641169
matáte ya indio puto de mierda

>tfw lived in Singapore all my life and grew up there for 15 years,never spoke Tagalog but understood a bit with my parents but now have to study here

what do

>>71641345
Aren't all unis in Philippines use English anyway?

>>71641345
Why not study in Singapore instead?

>>71641408
My parents cant afford Poly anymore abang

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>>71641429
>abang

>>71641441
Adik*

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Hello guys

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se-

Ok, 'fess up.

Who legit part of jeje iskwater subculture here?

>tfw no malay gf

Hi guys

>>71641692
wait later for tagalog shitposting hour

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>>71641441
>not turn on with kakak instead
Oh wait, kakak is only for older sister in there, right?
I swear I can't resist someone if she asks me to help her and she calls me kakak.

>>71641773
>i-i am not part of jeje iskwater subculture i promise

>>71641773
Kek the anti Tagalog butthurt tirade bisayan does comes off as jeje and skwater

It seems just normal and default to them

>>71641822

Which part of Dutch East Indies are you from lad

>>71641169
That's so lame and cuck and bisayaball-ish tbhwy

>>71641822
t. kak ros

>>71641865

I just want a qt spanish gf

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>>71641720
>tfw turned down malay gf

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>>71641845
Batavia

>>71641885
t. Mei Mei

when did our government banned pornhub links?

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>>71641899
nunca consiguerás una chica española si no tengas la habilidad de shitpostear en español.

>>71641929
how are chinese girls in malaysia like? i've only ever dated two when i was still in singapore and while they were kinda fun,they were fucking bitches on their pms holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3wduvVFIwk

>tfw you pvped irl and it didnt drop any loot

>>71642035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHIId0zO1U

>>71642065
so they're even more materalistic than sg girls? the most my ex chinese gf ever asked me to blanja were a couple of mc meals lmao

>>71641345
If I'm not wrong, some universities offer Filipino for foreigners as a course, so take advantage of that if you can.

>>71642055
>civilized "javanese"
You're just like "papuan"

>>71642127
aren't those expensive?

>>71642127
dont you all have some skype groups i can join so i can converse with you :(

>>71642141
It's part of the curriculum in my old university, so it depends on the university itself.
>>71642156
Sorry, I'm not familiar with any myself.

>>71642185

Is Lyceum a good uni?

>>71642219
No. La Salle is.

>>71642246

DLS-Dasma is under them right?

>>71642270
ja

>>71642291

Okay then i might transfer there since they arent accepting any freshmen this year

>>71633046
more like, pinoy edition

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>>71642413
Why has there been less Indons and Malays the last little while?

>>71641957
Last month
Only smart broadband users for now

>>71642303
Why not wait until they accept you in La Salle-Taft(Main)?
All the rich and influential folks are in there. Use that to make connections and network when you graduate.
Or go to my alma mater UST.

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Any anti-Dutuerte in here? Let me anal probe you with this shotgun.

>>71642486
My parents feel I'd be better off taking the same course in Lyceum and then transfer to La Salle Dasma but I'll try your suggestion too

Test

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>kakak
>2 cocks

>>71642440
We pray to church, unlike filthy flip.

>>71642595
We stopped going to church physically when local networks televised Sunday mass.
Now, we just sit infront of the TV while eating pan de sal and coffee. Pretty comfy desu.

>>71642632
Is it the guy with the stache,whats his deal

>>71642440
March is a busy month, so have to prepare in advance.
And it's church and shopping time.

>>71642541

Also I'm pretty scared about the entry exam,whats it like

>>71642440
Its harvest season for the ricefields, better get to work fast before the rain comes since the last thing you want in life is your harvester turning over in a place beyond the reach of heavy lift vehicles.

>>71642741
questions are in english/filipino/math/science/logic usual stuff, but the time limit is short. there's also an essay in english and filipino.

>>71642764
before the haze comes*

>>71642741
Easy considering you are a graduate of Singaporean high school.
Just focus on the english, logic and math part of the exam.

>>71642790

Whats the logic part? How long do entrance exams go before its closed?

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>>71642595
>>71642729
>>71642764
So what I am supposed to take from this is that Filipinos are heathens and religion, rice harvesting, & shopping are more important in Indonesia and Malaysia. Hmm...

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>>71642946
but we have jolibee

>>71642946
Yes

>>71642987
Cuckold restaurant, what were they thinking?

>>71642993
Aku akan senang untuk menyediakan layanan saya kepada awak kapal terbang ke langit dunia akhirat yaa kak yg lain ya mas atas nama siapa yg mau di bilang gitu ya sama dia itu siapa aja yg mau di bilang gitu ya sama dia itu apa ya yg.

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>>71637290
l-lewd

/asean/ anime when

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>>71643000
Yes

>>71643026
>everyone still has pastel coloured hair, fair skin and blue eyes

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>>71642946
Winning the post harvest buffalo/tractor race is important for any man to win fame and get a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuKrhpI8xCc

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>>71643311
Not bad tbqh

>>71643182
Thx m8

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hello, my name is Jesus "H" Christ. i have schizophrenia

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>>71643356
Gotta have fun before everyone ends up cooped inside air conditioned room because of a certain neighbour trying to gas you.
If the joos have 6 million then us and Singapore combined would be 30+million.

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>>71643488

its ok,we'll rescue you!

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>>71643488
Shhh nothing personel kid

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>>71643488
>Fires in Malaysia clay also
What do you guys have against Orangutans?

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>>71643371
qt girls (male) for you

>>71643539
>those abomination
>qt
Fuck off, bancifag

>>71643527
It's corporate and forest wild fire because you know, the el Nino thingy.

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>>71643709
*blocks your path*

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>>71643527
Because instead of containing fire inside our borders our seaplanes and helicopters had to be sent to a neighbouring country.
Even the coast guard patrol planes had to be turned into water bombers and sent to Indonesia.
WE HAD TO WORK FOR FREE
REEEEE

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>>71643897
We just don't put out our fires.

>>71643934
Is Vancouver really a Chinese colony

>>71642112
>so they're even more materalistic than sg girls?
all chinks are materialistic including men thats why they struggle to reach the top of the peak

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>>71643958
More so Richmond. But yeah, they are only doing anything about it now. Local, Provincial, and Federal Gov't dragged their feet all the way.

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>>71642987
>slowing down on the road just to take videos
fcking assholes

>>71644040
w-will i find a cute canadian gf(citizenship) there

>>71644128
You mean a chinknadian?

>>71644145
yes yes a cute chinknadian with a canadian passport :3

Volleyball ranking yesterday (top 2 goes to finals today)
>Malaysia - undefeated only team that defeated Philippines, everytime other society members cheer they go awoooo

>Philippines - manage to beat HK by one point due to being tired for playing consecutive games with good teams

>Hong Kong - one of them said Malaysia Boleh, but was shut down by another HK member when it was HK v Malaysia

>Japan - had a kawaii jap player about the size of an 8 year old, but she was amazing af at vball

>Nepal - lost all sports so far lol

>>71644172
Pretty sure chinks only care about money and image. If you aren't an ugly runt you probably could.

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>>71643897
>free

>>71644040
wtf, that looks like Malaysia.

>>71644417
wtf,you look like malaysia

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>>71644417
Yeah, they barely integrate. Sometimes they call 911 because a chink is having a heart attack and the paramedics have no clue where he is because every sign is in chopsticks so he dies. wew

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>>71644460
Nice

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>>71644488
Lots of them don't even really live here it's just a legal fiction to move money around.

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>>71644417
[REMOVE CHINK]

are you the only malays here

>http://www.astroawani.com/berita-malaysia/siapa-pecahkan-cermin-sisi-saya-keluar-dari-sini-kaunselor-korea-utara-133729

shit mang, why are fellow malaysians so hell bent on pissing of best korea.

REMOVE CHINKPOKIMON!!!

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>>71644650
>>71644725
If you guys figure out how to do this please tell me.

>>71642998
Sadllibee XD

>>71644721
Someone gotta kickstart WW3.

Whats with malaysia and vapes? literally all vapes here are from malaysia, made in malaysia.

>>71642440
they are not as autistic

>>71644770
You can ask Indonesia for that

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>>71644040
Wtf that looks like New Zeeland

>>71644770
wtf with that price?

>tfw the hiking housing price
fucking chink buys the normal priced house and resell it for high price. why gov doesn't do anything about this reselling trend.
>Oh~ I'm a real estate agent only lorh

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>>71644803
Noice
>>71644814
They are up to something...
>>71644858
Real estate agents fought hard against stopping this along with the city because it was just easy money for them.

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>>71644814
>tfw doesn't like chinks while in malaysia
>glad to see chinks instead of whites in australia

i don't even know why

>>71644947
hehe

>mfw only job i'm remotely interested in is MMA

kill me

>>71645024
Can't you just tap into some ancient martial arts master in your cunt or something? You are in Asia.

>>71645089

Thats why I'm doing MMA in my spare time,it makes me happy but I dont know if my parents would approve it being more than just a hobby

>>71644858
>why gov doesn't do anything about this reselling trend
1. Its free market not govt handheld, govt interference will make investors run.
2. Chink working in the govt stealing documents all the time.
>Steals documents on govt planning
>Sells it to his contractor uncle
>Said uncle buys the land quickly and put up shoddy building
>Govt has to buy the land at jacked up prices, remove the shoddy building and build a somewhat better building.
>Planned budget goes out the door and the decreased budget results in poor quality and maintenance
>HURR MUH BN MUH CORRUPTION
Every time something goes missing and the hidden CCTV is replayed its a chink and people wonder why the Malay majority public sector is reluctant to open up.
I don't want to be a racist but everytime this kind of thing happens deep in the heart something is yelling REMOVE.
Especially when said thief tries to blame it on my family and all of us have to submit documents to the anti corruption agency, can't even buy a damn chair without keeping all the receipts and invoice.

At least everyone feels the pain.

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>>71645204
A tad unsanitary.

>>71645204
>no tits
>no ass
>doesnt even moan
boring

Are Gog and Magog is actually chink?
>have small eyes, small flat noses and wide faces. Their faces look like hammered-out shields (their faces are likened to shields because they are wide and round).
>destroys everything in their path
>overpopulation
>soulless
>have walls

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Why can't we just /co-exist/? We should only discriminate on people who are not capitalist centrist liberals

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>>71645491
oh snap

>>71645491
>Gog & Magog suck big river dry
Yeah, just like they monopolize Mekong.

>>71645558

but i love hijabi girls :3

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johu johu

>>71645558
co-exist?
I don't want co-exist,I want to fuck you all,especially you

How do I into Chinese language? Apparently I have distant Chinese ancestors and I want to learn more about them.

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>oarfish washes up in the Philippines
http://www.earthtouchnews.com/wtf/wtf/another-oarfish-washes-up-in-the-philippines
>mini earthquake 3,9 richter in viet nam
http://vnexpress.net/tin-tuc/thoi-su/dong-dat-kem-tieng-no-o-quang-nam-dan-thao-chay-khoi-nha-3547071.html
will there a happening ?

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>>71645739

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>>71645739

Post translated horror/ghost story from your country, lads.
I want to know how scary is it.

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WE SAFE SPACE NOW


>https://kominfo.go.id/content/detail/6288/siaran-pers-no84pihkominfo102015-tentang-penjelasan--kementerian-kominfo-terkait-sistem-big-data-cyber-security-dan-cybercrime-police/0/siaran_pers

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>>71645558
>capitalist centrist liberals
But communism where robot does everything is the best.

>>71645896
We have the snake lady in Robinson mall,thats all i know

>>71645896
There is the White Lady of Balete Drive. Also, I keep hearing rumors that PGH and my uni are haunted by ghosts.

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>>71633046
I hate driving in this country.

At least Peenoise Jeepneyscum won't be around tomorrow.

>Attend my graduation ceremony
>There's actually some malaysian students too
>Hoping at least some of them are qt chink girls
>Not even one of them is chink
why you lie to me /asean/, you said that 99% malay are chink, you got my hopes up for nothing, I just want qt malay chink to dominate me

>>71646263
They only send terrorist prospect here. The chinks one go to aussie.

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>>71645941
You just rustled my Liberty Prime

"Better dead than red."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGaosBHdFMA

>>71645944
Tell me more. Is it like some snake woman that lives in the basement or something?

>>71645491
>>71645558

>>71646263
Why the fuck would Chink go to study in Indonesia?

>>71646349
>Malay terrorist come to indonesia
>shitstorm jihad shit to stupid javanese
>stupid javanese get brainwashed easily, become terrorist
>bomb jakarta, get caught
>jakartanian and almost rest of indonesian include the another javanese themselves blame sundanese
>just because the West java near jakarta, and most of the terrorist Base operation in West java, so the javanese terrorist rent their Base at West java

>>71646367
it's the cursed child of the owner,he hid this child in the labyrinth within the architecture of the mall,it takes beautiful women in the changing booths.jealous of the life it cannot have

>>71646263
they are no chinks here. the closest we get for a chink are indons

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>there's a north korean posting under indon flag

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>>71646973

>>71646144
lad you from UP?
shit tell me all those spooky stories

How much is a decent motorcycle bike here, im tired of riding the jeep reeeeeee

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>>71646263
They go to Limkokwing.

>>71646987
One of our classrooms is reportedly haunted, which is why people who take night classes there try to aviod it.

>>71647018
I think you can get one for about 10,000 or so.

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>>71646973

bading ka

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>>71646973

>>71642219
If you're planning to enter the Hospitality industry, then yes.

Otherwise, nah.

>>71647018
>jeep
lel have fun with those smelly wagecuck poorfags

me i either choose bus or uv express
thats where qt uni girls at
if your lucky they will fell asleep in your shoulder
my weekly quota is atleast 2 qt uni girls sleep in my shoulder but its only on my way home since its almost 2 hours

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>>71646355
Once the chinese cheat suit is mass produced capitalism is finished.
>West coast got nuked because the American sub captain sabotaged his own sub because muh feelings against nuclear warfare
Top lel.

>>71647020
nah mate they go to UTAR thats where u can find the best ones

>>71646263
Why chinese want to study there? Are you brain damage?

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>>71646973
This chicken is yummy.

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>>71647157
>2 hours daily commute

What should I choose between Computer Science and Computer Engineering

>>71647230
computer games

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>bored xhinese agents are posting under malaxia flags

>>71647230
>>71647250

>>71647224
Choose Law

>>71647224
oh hai raiden

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>>71647264

>>71647230
xbox 360

>>71647037
>which is why people who take night classes there try to aviod it.
Is it really that bad?
Anyway, one of my Uni bathroom was haunted. It's so scary that they decide to lock it away long before I enrolled in that Uni.

>>71647202
Looks like the extinct Dodo bird.

>>71647230
Computer engineering

CS is meme and Hard to do if can't do complex math

More info ask /g/

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>Brunei soon to be federated malaysian states

>>71646757
>it's the cursed child of the owner,he hid this child in the labyrinth within the architecture of the mall,it takes beautiful women in the changing booths.jealous of the life it cannot have
Is it some kind of demonic contract to get you rich or just myth?
Because in Indonesia, we have 'pesugihan'.

>>71647369

Thank you :333

>>71647264
Any intel about flip posters?
Can you guess what Am I behind my 7 proxies :3

>>71647369
This, I fucking hated Calculus.

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What have you accomplished today?

how do i get a qt flip gf?

>>71647463
It's Sunday you moron.

>>71647416
Really? I was originally planning to take CS but I hate math.

>>71647463
Had a job interview for a volunteer staff position. Don't think I'll pass.

>>71647018
Motorcycles are no better either
Some +noise
Tricycles should been banned

>>71647509
>Really? I was originally planning to take CS but I hate math.
Yeah, I knew someone in Uni who was a god tier programmer but had to drop out in like the 2nd semester because he kept failing his math papers.

>>71647463
I got into finals on vball today, awards party afterwards

>>71647224
Flips like to exaggerate thier misery
Its typical makes them feel special
Like right now the answer to everything bad is drugs

>>71647527

But I just want freedom to move around

>>71647230
Computer Science if you want to internet cafe employee

Computer Engineering if you want to repair electric fans and washing machine

>>71647527
Smoke*

>>71647598
This, take women's studies instead.

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>>71647264
Shut up Brunei or into the party van you go.

>>71647598
What would be a good programming language for self-study? I know a little VB, C, Ruby, and Python. Would really like to know Java but the learning curve seems to be pretty hard and I can't even do a simple "Hello World" program.

>>71647463
>Manned our hardware family business for my sister today. We are open half day during sunday
>Get 1K unsolicited cash from the register for grocery
>Went to supermarket to buy chicken for tomorrow's imotou's breakfast
>Prepare and marinade the chicken to be baked
>Siesta

>>71647463
I poured a box of oreos into a bowl added milk and ate it like cereal

>>71647594
Walk
The complete disregard for smoke pollution is as present to motorcyclist as to jeeps
Motorcycle's smog lingers the most
Wtf does it make them feel manly if engine is loud and the smog is huge?

>>71647018
>Be motorcycle.
>Get stopped by MMDA for Helmet Check.
>Get stopped by MMDA for Registration.
>Get stopped by Bolis for muh drugs.
>Get killed by Bolis when planted the Shabu.
Have fun.

t. Motorcuck.

>>71647586
Wow. You can't speak for others about their sufferings unless you experience it yourself.
I have experienced having 4 hour commute when I worked in Makati.

>>71647675
I fucking hate riding the jeep for that very reason desu

>math is hard
hello brainlets

>>71647718
Is Makati fairly westernised

>>71647375
>fantasy

>>71647391
A flip

>>71647628
Make me.

>>71647713
This. Considering getting myself a bike too.
But I can't help about thinking what my fellow motorists thinks of me.
I always despise motorcycle drivers when I drive. One even scratched me once.

>>71647675
Motorcycle smoke > Jeepsmoke.

They smell better and give me the munchies.

>>71647770
Makati is basically the Singapore of the Philippines, except without good public transport.

>>71647356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FIynhvFYmg

>>71647861

When will we start implementing SMRT buses :(

>>71647718
Never had that experience and my destination is Makati right now

>>71647789
They're the worst motorcycle s engine makes the smog lingers and thicker

So apart from the tripfag are there other Mami Kawada fans on /asean/?

I WANT A LOYAL CHINK GF!!

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>"Hey guys what should we name our city?"
>"a name referencing the namayan kingdom"

>scratches body vigorously
>"I have a better idea"

>>71647641
Java is the best one imo to start learning and should be required in computer shit
Once you get to know how object oriented works in java you could learn c# and c++ in a day
then study javascript, php, sql.

i think market right now demands in android/web dev. which is either c# or java.

>>71648093
https://myreadingmanga.info/kagechin-first-eng/

>>71648106
How do I get into Java? I have a hard time understanding classes. Seems much less straightforward to write a program using it than C.

>>71647977
Maybe Mami Kawada Lover >>71647861 should really move to Sunway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfix0UfQiyg

https://myreadingmanga.info/spinner-ishigami-ni-wi-haikyuu-dj-gk-eng/

:3

test

>>71648460
you pass

I bet all Javanese are good at Java

In your head

IN YOUR HEADDDDDDD

OH THE ANIMAL THE ANIMAL INSTIIINGGG

AND YOU JERK IT OUT

AND WE DON'T EVEN CARE

>>71648691
MINAH MINAH TUDUNG ZAMAN SEKARANG RAMAI CACAT OTAK

CRAWWLLIIING IIINNN MY SKIIIINNNN

GO ON GO ON LEAVE ME BREATHLESS

AMBOI AMBOI AMBOI~
AMBOI AMBOI AMBOI!

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

TIPAH TERTIPU LAGIIII

ITT: we sing

INDONESIA TANAH AIRKU
TANAH TUMPAH DARAHKU

AH AH AH STAYING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEE -IIIIIIIVVVVEEE

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WHO NEEDS BRAIN CELLS WHEN WE HAVE THE SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG
HHHUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR *guitar solo*

EK EK EK EK EK EK EK E-EK STOP TELEPHONIN' ME EK EK EK EK EK EK EK

What Malaysian sport chants are there?

I WANT TO MAKE LOVE RIGHT NANANOW

/asean/ karaoke session when

I WANT A CHINK GF NOW NOW NOW

WHEN YOU TRY YOU BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEE ~EEEDD

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MOO, MOO MOO MOOOOO~ MOO MOO MOO MMOOOOOO

>>71648754
BODOH

>>71648972
boleh!

>>71648098
Which city, Manila?

Namayan was just what is now a district of sta mesa

>>71649030
need that vid desu

>>71648460
Hello my north korean brother

KELAYUANN
DEDAUNAN BERGUGURAN
DAHAN NAN KERAPUHAN
BUNGA-BUNGA CINTA
LAYUUUUUUU DI PUSARA~ OOHH OUUHH HMM HMMM

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Topkek at this triggered yellowcuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Z_K-erCLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Z_K-erCLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Z_K-erCLM

>>71648972
they stole indon supporter songs
not even memeing

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lagu+suporter+malaysia

PUTIH PUTIH MELATIII

BOBOBOI

>>71649068
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ep4-vPkXSiw

>>71649081
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-39088777

>$90

KU HAMIL DULUAN
SUDAH TIGA BULAN
GARA-GARA PACARAN TIDURNYA BERDUAAN

AKU SEEKOR LEMBU

OH SEPHIA

ADO SEKOR ANOK TUPA
ATAH JULA MOKTE
KUDUNG EKOR PERUT LAPAR
JALE CARI MAKE

>>71649027
I love this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VKU1moYsTE

>>71649121
Jesus Christ the dutertards are so fucking dumb wtf
It is true
Kudos to Jim for handling that well

Dutudut
fags are like nu male liberals in America

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>>71649121
kek

>>71649135
not that
there was of that song in the video with the girls with tudung before and them after with no tudung and showing their tits

DIA ISABELLA
LAMBANG CINTA
YANG LARA

DAN PABILA KAU KATAKAN KAU SUKA AKU
KU TERDIAM TERKEDU TAK TAU MANA NAK TUJU OO OHH HU OOH UU OOHH
ITULAH CINTA YANG SATU.. CINTA DI MUKA BUKU~

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>>71649367
still mad because of pic related?

>>71649367
They're pretty much a cult now, a cult who thinks their leader is always right and can do nothing wrong. At the rate they're going his cult could become even worse than Trump's and would be on par with the cults of people like Stalin or Mao.

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>>71649419
why are you shouting?

>mfw I still used bahasa when speaking flip

https://youtu.be/324xb8LrGv0

>>71649441
Most of the people at the pro-Dutdut rally were paid shills though, who were paid to go there (complete with free transportation and free food). Apparently the media didn't consider it a big deal because in the major newspapers the rally was on around page 3 or 4 rather than being the headline.

>>71649441
The quirino pic is the election one the not the circle jerk rally

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>>71649121
>flip speaking to flip
>Still speaks in english

>>71649367
>>71649121
Fucking phone lest do this again

I can't into video atm
Is this the one where the dutertard was asking if he is Filipino in English lol

>>71649508
Really? Source?

Do you have any pics of the rally, then?

Alo, why do the pro-Dutdut pages have to resort to misinformation? Dutdut has actually done a good number of positive things, such as encouraging the use of Clark. Why can't the pro-Dutdut pages advertise those instead of attacking real and "imaginary" "enemies"?

>>71649121
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA KKEKEKEK

where i can get duterte youth tshirts? i love to see triggered yellowfags

>>71645636
>Gog & Magog suck big river dry
That river probably referred to that river in Indian-Chinese border. Guess what they are trying to do with that river.

>>71649121
The duterte protester ended up looking like the crazy liberals in a anti trump rally
Legit kek

Lets make Monday a Bahasa Melayu day :DDD

>>71649121
>Duterte Youth
Are they serious with that name? Do they really want to be associated with another organization with "Youth" in its name?

>>71649461
Knock Knock. Kuberi kau semua
Talk. Talk. Kubuktikan diriku
Jangan tersalah jangan tersilap
Jangan abaikanku

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>>71649565
Ironically they got it from ABS CBN news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puWJMRnmgYc

>>71649701
Seems to be a fake page. The real ABS FB page is "ABS-CBN News" and not that page with weird capitalization.

>>71649720
>>71649720
>>71649720
New thread

>>71641169
>Not wanting to keep our american culture
You espanya cucks sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T9Wjatzlm0

>>71649774

For real tho,how many Flips do you know even speak Spanish

>>71649774
This is not an either or insinuation

We can hate both

>>71647769
at least my dick is bigger than yours, nerd.

>>71649774
>>71649800
t. american lap cuck dog

i bet you believe marcos is the best president. go back to facebook

new thread please no politics

New thread, for real

>>71649882

>>71649799
AKU NYONYOT NYONYOT PUTING MU

>>71647784
I wanna get a bike too but there are almost no bike lanes because of stubborn vendors and dumb motorcyclists and im scared i might get into a road accident