Birmingham is the future capital edition
Closed my Sky Bet account after a nice chat with a representative named Richard. Gave the man 10/10 in the feedback form afterwards.
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
bed soon :3
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos, 95% white in the centre
wasting my fucken life
im a pole in britain and you cant do anything hahahaha
Tell me about Scotland.
>>71631617
he wasn't alone
Who should I vote for as the first ever West Midlands Mayor
>>71631516
>Late night walking home after pub with the lads
>decide to cut through the park
>see this
https://twitter.com/NannyBettyAB/status/835067766424145920
What do?
if u wouldn't smash malia obama than u gay
>>71631626
bored of your gimmick now
>>71631561
what amount of sea level rise is shown here? because liverpool is surprisingly elevated for its positioning, most of the population live at above 40m elevation
and most of the city centre is 15-20m above
need a retro gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSof-8X8lE
>>71631639
>*gets beaten up by children*
>>71631664
>>71631641
Unironically best part of UK.
Dr Gendo, I'm NERV
>>71631655
Lib Dems is the true Patrician (radical centrist) choice
>>71631645
The masketta man.
>>71631641
it's a shithole that I hope fucks off for good
>>71631678
ill fucken deck ya
https://vimeo.com/81812630
fucking hell, the absolute STATE of the north
sub-saharan africa is literally more civilized than this
bloody mad how these people have the gall to accuse immigrants of stealing their jobs
hope the entire north is nuked into oblivion
>>71631645
You don't get to bring friends
>>71631681
Jasper is better than Banff 2bh
>been wanking to an old fat lass for years
>just seen she has a profile on adultwork
Might book her lads.
Ah yes the BBC
Why is Baneposting still so fucking funny?
Can't help giggling every time
>he doesn't live a mile above sea level
Lmfao
>>71631641
Ireland 2: Heroin Boogaloo
>>71631732
post it
>>71631655
I imagine their names to be as follows, from left to right:
Dumbletwit
Roger
Shitlog Flatbox
William
Dunce
>In just over 9 months children born in the 2000's will legally be able to buy alcohol
Italian American culture is superior to all others
>>71631748
It's a big meme
>>71631655
the labour candidate obviously
looks the 'ardest out of all of them
>>71631686
>>71631683
Phwoar
>>71631561
>mfw my hometown is still there
Not even the sea wants to take the shithole, baka
wtf why is there an ant on my desk
>>71631774
in just over 9 minutes I'm going to cave your head in
>>71631683
ICE CREAM'D
>>71631751
>mile
FOY
the hijacking of flight 93 was broadcast to ATC and other planes on that frequency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmNwJIwO9jI
urban dictionary has been shilling hard against trump with its words of the day for weeks now
>>71631836
oh no
urban dictionary!?
whatever will we do
>>71631701
>>71631755
>>71631713
Poles and all Slavs are untermensch
>>71631812
>There are children on /b/ right now that are younger than 4chan
deadlift day tomorrow
still getting back into things after my 2 months off, feeling stronger every workout and eating like a pig
>use american units
>get free (you)s
Lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ6N__aY0os
real human bean
>>71631787
Really appreciate this lad
Gonna do the save
>>71631684
>best part
>nobody wants to live there
Mum keeps trying to start arguments with me over nothing.
If I reply calmly instead of arguing she gets even more annoyed.
She really enjoys arguing for some reason.
>>71631882
You talk about Callum like that again and I'll fucking smash you mate
>>71631859
can't imagine a chav back in the day browsing 4chan, much less using a computer for anything other than Bebo
>>71631856
it just amazes me how normies can be so blind sometimes
>>71631894
got another 4u
>>71631905
See how many times you can call her a hothead before she says it.
>children born after 9/11 will legally be old enough to have sex this year
remember bullet for my valentine lads?
blimey
>>71631859
>scots winning wars
>>71631876
>deadlift
When are you picking out your wheelchair?
You lads going out tonight or what?
>>71631561
Not too fond of the Polish to be quite honest.
>>71631952
would you mind if I save this image?
>>71631964
going out where exactly? to the barn dance???
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner
but he knew it couldn't last
Jojo left his home in tuscon arizona
for some california grass
get back
get back
get back to where you once belonged
get back
get back
get back to where you once belonged
get back jojo
*guitar solo*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
>>71631958
Wasn't 80% of the SAS Scots back in the day?
>>71631930
thx x
>>71631868
poles are the rulers of the world
>>71631671
feminism has ruined pinup fashion for me
>>71631964
hmmm yeah this looks fun
wild that the liberals are shut out of government and at Bernie Sanders is leading a Tea Party-like movement
>>71632028
When did the SAS win a war
>>71632040
now post BEST girl
going to get into my car and go for a drive
>>71632058
bender on the left
>>71631952
meanwhile i've still never seen a fanny in real life
>>71632078
I'm afraid we've reached a disagreement
>>71632077
When did they not?
>>71632044
That is dopey desu it still looks good
HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA
WHERE IT BEGAN,
I CAN'T BEGIN TO KNOWING
BUT THEN I KNOW IT'S GROWING STRONG
clothed girls tickle my willy more than naked ones
>>71632058
killer jawline and cheekbones on that lad (not gay)
interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0lzZvCNkJw
the brummie gf
>>71632161
REALLY need a paki gf
>>71632115
COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS ON THE HIGHWAY
>>71631561
>tfw liverpool
>>71632136
WAS IN THE SPRING
THEN SPRING BECAME THE SUMMER
WHO'D HAVE BELIEVED YOU'D COME ALONG
>>71632193
>tfw liverpool
>>71632190
>southern posters
>>71632109
deltet your life
i went to scotland once and the sun didn't set until like 1am, what's up with that?
>>71632161
hnngg
love muslim women
>>71632232
We're on the same latitude as Moscow.
>>71632203
Sorry la but kopites are gobshites
urgently need hijab gf
>>71631561
our bridges will be the envy of the world
>>71632190
which communist party is this?
>>71632227
why are asukafriends always so angry
Smile mate
>>71632020
PHIL-A-DELPHIA FREEDOM
RAISED ME KNEE-HIGH TO A MAAAN
GAVE ME PEACE OF MIND
MY DADDY NEVER HAD
>>71632161
>>71632174
bayan zehlif, lads
https://phhhoto.com/bayanzehlif
https://twitter.com/BayanZehlif
https://instagram.com/bayanzehlif
she accidentally got named isis in her school yearbook and it blew up on social media
oi bruv this choon is certy
>>71631989
good tune
might start a 'sync
choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4svYQC2cLyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5eEvfOyb7k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q3PpEX4sNk
>>71632285
>and it blew up
>>71632260
this 2bh
The Evangelion waifu war is such a meme, every character is shit so there is no best girl.
>>71632304
good lad
>>71632304
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
>>71632314
having some lollies
the way you're dressed (within reason) does not affect your ability to have success with women
i just got a qt redhead's number and i'm wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans my old UCLA track & field t shirt a beat up old pair of asics and an old faded red ball cap
i also haven't shaved in about a week and haven't showered today
>>71632277
>>71632265
>tfw 2 smart too conceal it in mortal head size
>>71632366
There you go
That's better
>>71631727
obsessed runtoid
>>71632264
I was going to ask "what a bout the Dutch?" but they'll be dead.
>>71632260
big fan of this
spaniard needs to leave immediately
>>71632365
>>71632362
Yanks dress like shit
What choice do yank women have ?
>>71632361
nonce
>>71631669
that's not even a projected sea level rise for 800 years
assuming an asteroid doesn't hit the earth, that will not happen
The chicano is INCREDIBLY rude.
>pic says glasgow - capital city
engcucks btfo
>>71632265
>anime
>>71632396
people under 18 shouldn't be allowed on the internet
>>71632413
End of the world will be great ngl
>no Dutch
>no London
Instantly makes it 100x better than the present
just told my gf i want to try that oyster or whatever it was called sex position and she's well excited for it
thx for the suggestion pal
>>71632450
ok fanks
Arseuka
>he thinks that the world will flood once climate change happens
hahahaha
nah
we'll just dig a big hole in the ground and let the water go there
>>71632323
muh DIK
why are they so hot?
Organist at my church is a Brummie
>>71631561
>Too much water on Earth
>Too little water on Mars
Really makes me think
>>71632517
>>71632265
this is NOT real
is it??
Why are you sexualising your waifu
got called a northern twat at choir practice
>>71632354
on't like his fascist attire
>>71632265
Wojak before he went bald?
>>71632430
you must be autistic to think being "effay" attracts positive female attention
maybe if she went to fashion school or some shite but even then it's just silly
>>71632605
>>71632605
Rei desu
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettos
>>71632605
it's ritsuko
>>71632633
>>71632628
>>71632554
>>71632554
if mars' ice melted the average surface depth would be 2m below sea level
>>71632265
>tfw too intelligent to notice i'm spilling my drink
>>71632605
the other one
>>71632588
asuka is for lewd
have a severe tights and short hair fetish
>>71632654
who dis
shes qt
>>71632692
*whacks on some tights*
alri
>>71632479
I think they should get a different font. Maybe a different size text as well.
Women should also get a different font. And people who have been discovered covertly shilling on behalf of a business or political group should have big quotation marks either side of everything they write online, with the "quote" always attributed to the group they were caught shilling for.
on the path the enlightenment lads
>>71632660
>Ice
>Water
Good luck drinking a block of ice you silly nigger
>>71632654
she got some big 13s for a titty year old
>>71632692
>have a severe tights and short hair fetish
>>71632694
a 13 year old
nonce
>>71632687
She's for tenderly caressing
She needs to feel loved
>>71632654
Ah yes, millennials
>>71632734
>a 13 year old
No she's not
>getting drunk on a plane is literally a pipe dream for canadians
getting the daily dose of PUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2H2BfvX3v4
>>71632654
don't know what any of this means
>>71632724
im confused by this
Evolutionary idea: kids evolve not to cry for no reason
>>71632729
on GIRLS you ebdner
Business idea: kill everyone under the age of 18
>>71632692
very patrician fetishes, those
so much untapped potential in the northern powerhouse
>>71632738
heh sure, caressing *winks at you*
>>71632740
can't expect me to know by that picture which flaunts her buttocks and bosom that she is underage
lay off alri buddy
not a nonce
>>71632760
Was on a flight from Korea once and they refused to serve me more than one alcoholic drink.
got called a sadcunt at woolies
>95% white in the centre
>>71632760
BUYING DRINKS FOR EVERYBODY BUT THE PILOT IT'S A PARTY GOT THIS 737 ROCKING LIKE A G6 STEWARDESS IS SOMETHIN SEXY LEANIN' POURIN' COKE AND WHISKY TOLD HER ABOUT MY CONDITION GOT A LITTLE MILE HIGH FLIGHT ATTENTION
>>71632825
fuck off k-pop nonce
>>71632811
Speaking of which, haven't actually watched 2.0 and 3.0
Are they as terrible as /a/ says
>>71632724
hey there mate, please keep your racial slurs out of /brit/
thanks
>>71632716
same
>>71632760
why
bet 90% of the people are drunk on their way to their shitty summer holidays
>>71632835
you're doing a great job
looking forward to seeing david haye vs tony bellew fight one week from today
>>71632857
Stay away from our petrol Abo.
>>71632856
I really really really liked 2.0
3.0 not so much
https://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2014/01/15/why-all-normal-men-are-pedophiles/
hmmmmmm......
>>71632857
Australian
>>71632760
do Canadian airlines not serve alcohol?
I know ours do and some of the airport restaurants will even give you to-go cups to take your drink with you
>>71632886
t. nobody ever
You guys said EJ was dad rock, but does this sound like dad rock to you?: https://youtu.be/OuVUOIEvDc8
just did a very big burp and am very satisfied
>>71632901
Well then I might just wait for 4.0 to come out and watch them together
Tbh don't see the need for the Rebuilds but whatever
going to start believing in god and he will grant me a gf
>>71632626
>effay
Im not /fa/ , I just dress like an adult instead of a child as americans do.
Shorts are for children. Backwards baseball caps too.
>>71632940
elton john is my favourite band too
>hearing someone speak in a glaswegian accent
>hearing someone speak in a scouse accent
>hearing someone speak in a brummie accent
>hearing someone speak in northern irish accent
>>71632927
t. me
its an exiciting grudge match that will almost certainly end in a knockout
then we got triple G vs danny jacobs pretty soon too
>>71632960
*looks around cautiously*
*shoves a siphon tube in your Astra*
*BIG sniff*
*stumbles away in a hurry*
wahey >>71633005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rTFqrRjkD1
first generation Turk here, from white working class town in the South-East, how is my accent? I have an underlying smell of something foreign in it and I don't mean the nigger/working class UK accent, but I mean that sound of something TRULY foreign
>>71632974
am scouser and like all these accents
>>71633005
wew
>>71633005
Impressive.
>>71633005
>>71633014
alri murderer
>>71631561
Love it how the person who made that map didn't think Scotland would remain a part of the UK in 2100
#WRONG
>>71633005
impressive
you're still a yank though
hmm
>>71633014
Meet me outside quiggins in ten minutes la
>>71633008
didnt listen but it sounds good
>>71633033
*nukes harddrive*
>my tiny northern town of less than 50,000 people is viewable in 3D in google maps
>singapore is only in 2D
>>71633035
they're not going to leave
>>71632908
They do, I don't know what he's on about.
>>71633035
Scots are massive scared terrified of leaving Mummy England.
>>71632963
try spending the summer when it's 90°F+ out everyday in long pants you'll quickly expire unless they're some of those technical fabric shites
also shorts are more comfortable
>>71633063
evidence that britain is the most important
>>71633049
unfortunately im more than 10 mins away from quiggins and I think its still raining
was going to cycle into town later aswell
>>71633063
my american friend's shitty little flyover town has 3d google maps
>>71633008
You sound like Ali G, blud.
>>71633063
>tfw live in big city
JUST
are these DNA testing things a jewish plot to identify more jews?
BUT IT'S
ALLLLLLLLLL
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
LADS
>"Nicole sent you a new message"
>"Hey wyd this weekend? We should totally hang."
>"Yea for sure, got anything in mind?"
>get unmatched
FUCK OFF NICOLE
>>71633128
Have you tried not being ugly?
>>71633154
3 me
life spiralling out of control
>>71633154
*breaks your neck*
>>71633154
Not one (you). The system is fucking rigged.
some lads would have made good use of her fanny but now they can't - she's lying dead in a morgue freezer
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/dad-pays-tribute-daughter-who-12657086
>>71633154
15 (You)'s
very impressive
>>71633154
4 me
>>71633169
Step it up
>>71633109
no shit I'm from a working class town and I've been involved in my ends for time, but that's not the accent I meant
>>71633054
thanks anon....
>all the anime nonces and aspie virgin twats infesting this thread because they are lonely on a saturday night
SHAN'T be posting here again until tomorrow
*spins around*
lads move out of my way
>>71633160
No, thanks I'll try that next time
just got unbanned a min ago lads
feeling good
>>71633194
>retarded
>scottish
checks out
>>71633214
>>71633154
Fucking hell not a single (You)
I'm moving to Manchester. Is it a good city to work and live in?
Are ppl fat?
>>71633214
it's sunday morning m8
>>71633240
it's alright
most people aren't fat
though there's a few pakis but not too many like london or birmingham
>>71633240
it's a great place, the heart of the uk. never seen a fat person in it
>>71631561
Sup lads, in a few days im travelling to Hackney in London to work for a few months, what can I expect? Looking for any kind of job to pay the rent
>>71633230
coming from the paki who posted a Tony Blair-Pepe hybrid, fuck off you cunt
*heems you*
ahh yes, scousers
>>71633196
you've given me 10 (you)s this thread lol :^]
>>71633214
Shan't be missing you
got a bad case of virginitis lads
>>71633280
>kissing your kids on the lips
NONCE
fucking jamie oliver does that too
NONCE!!!!
what is the point of 'rolling' threads on this site. literally who cares
>>71633274
Na, smelly yank-scotnigger hybrid i fucking smashed ur face in
>>71633269
Hi pablo
>>71633121
yes
>>71633154
thanks for the one (You)
Don't know what to invite matches that can't drink yet to.
Suggestions?
>>71633325
sup bro, any advice?
>>71633312
>salty because you got singles
check this shit
>>71633209
are you a sheed
>>71633268
turks, we look spanish so they'll prob confuse you for one of us, keep repeating "ananı sikiyim lan git be" if they give you trouble
ON DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
COOL WIND IN MY HAIR
How do I find my calling in life?
>>71633240
lived there for a few years, right in the city center. cracking town desu.
>>71633312
you mean like /brit/?
>>71633154
Yeah. Maybe we can call /brit/ '/GREAT brit/' instead, since it's the greatest of any general. And we can set about subjugating all the other generals, because let's be honest, they're centuries behind us in terms of memetic warfare.
>>71633349
Yeah don't use Sup
>>71633351
it's illegal to that except on /b/ btw. have fun off board for a while Lol
also I was talking about threads where you roll for gf/house/whatever
When Patricia Shumba heard the news that her daughter Joetta had been killed by a drink-driver - her world fell in.
Joetta, who was just twenty-five at the time of the accident, had been sat in the back of Martin Grant’s Audi S3 when he ploughed into a lorry at 162mph.
The serial offender was three times the limit.
While she battled to manage her own grief, Patricia faced the added heartache of explaining to Joetta’s son Zane, then five, that he would never see his mummy again.
“Zane was waiting for his mummy to come home and I had to tell him she was never coming back.
“I didn’t know what his reaction would be but I had to be honest because I didn’t want him to think there was a chance he’d see her again. He started to cry and said, ‘Is it because she doesn’t love me?’.
>>71633369
kill yourself
>>71633355
what the fuck is a sheed
>>71633312
Banter/easy way to derail threads.
>>71633214
virgin shaming is NOT ok
>>71633413
raheed AKA a muslim immigrant
>>71633413
>t ras
Slightly regret not transitioning when I was younger desu
Not too miffed about it though, I'd rather daydream about it every now and then than end up as one of those horrifying changeling looking spackers
>>71633280
stop spreading bad sentiment about my people on the internet please
>blood sausage
>>71633413
new
how do you know when your sister is on her period?
when your dad's cock tastes funny
>>71633214
Need gf.
>ISIS sends animal with bombs to Iraqi PMU position, PMU engineers save dog
wtf
>>71633374
he doesn't mean rolling from one thread to the next
he means trying to get dubs and magic 8 ball threds
>>71633450
shan't
>>71633472
lad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
massive classic choon
me in the radical center
>>71633478
praying to kek lads
>>71633449
haha
same
I'm sad now
>>71633486
where does the disdain come from bro
>>71633432
>>71633447
nah cuz how am İ gonna be a muzzie growing up around whitey? we made fun of the rare muzzies we saw even
>>71633470
i know what rasheed is idk what the fuck sheed was
OI WHERE'S CARLOS?
If you had to, which one of these would you rather move to:
> Northern Mexico
> Southern Brazil
>>71633534
here
>>71633540
Brazil
>>71633540
>Northern Mexico
You mean Texas?
>>71633540
Southern Brazil because it's not ran by cartels
>>71633540
Brazil
>>71633510
received some hostile treatment at Everton away in 2010
>>71633428
but enter threads are set up with it and thousands reply trying to get the gf they wish.
who gives a shit. just look at the pic and find your favourite
>>71633534
YO WHERE'S WALLACE
WHERES WALLACE MAN
>>71633540
such an easy choice
southern brazil
>>71633516
sorry lad
wasted 3 hours playing stupid tap tap upgrade games
>>71633576
ok but you must realise not everyone is a football fan and even not all football fans are bad people
maybe you find those with a stronger accent a little rough on the ear, and thats fine. But don't carry hate in your heart, we're a nice bunch really x
>>71633576
>neverton
Might walk to the petrol station
business idea: scrap benefits, give everyone £100 a week
IF I ONLY COULD
*taps you in the shoulder*
>>71633008
sound like a roadman
it ain't easy bein wheezy
make a new bread
>he thinks tarantino is a good director
Is there a plebbier opinion?
>>71633639
Wasn't just the fans but the general public and atmosphere of the city
>>71633687
he's a decent director but he used to have a really good editor
>>71633657
*honed battle reflexes immediately activate*
*spin suddenly counter clockwise on the spot and invert your temple with a world-shattering overhand right*
>>71633696
ok :/
u can fite me if u like
want to rest my head on a woman's bum
>>71633687
>yank films
laughing my arse off to be honest family
>>71633073
Ye think they're going ta have another indyref in 2101?
doing an in between piss and poo atm lads
>>71633749
if she has a nice bum it's really, really comfy
>>71633606
its ok
>>71633662
that is the lifestyle I grew up around, even put certified roadman on my cv when I was in yr 9
*posts in the old thread*