/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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>>71627468

i have been noticing that some of you guys have been replying to the wrong posts.

Get your shit together you fucking idiots.

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>>71626967
Haiti is such a hilarious place.
I mean look at (((National Geographic))) trying to sugarcoat them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p_NUEn7F_g
>dude hiatians lmao
>they literally DESTROYED nepoleans army!
>literally the only successful slave rebellion in history!
>lets watch some drunk dude twirl a machete around and act like it's fucking amazing

put me in the screencap

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>mfw I reported the thread when it was posted because it was made 1 post early

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>janny defending the cancer of /cum/

>>71627553
thank you for acting up, and not being a coward.

#seesomethingsaysomething

Jannies did nothing wrong

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>>71627545
Everyone pretends revolting did anything but set them back to Africa tier because of muh racism.

wish the janitor was a little more strict on the german question

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Stop deleting threads you fucking nonce

>>71627616
>tfw they conquered the Dominican Republic but got BTFO
>now it's much richer and they're fleeing to it because Haiti is such a shithole

>>71627553
Announcing reports is a bannable offense

>>71627680
Being ugly is a bannable offense as well but you're still posting

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America or Britain?

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If you are anglo you may as well kill yourself.

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>>71627646
>Haitians are so primitive they have deforested nearly the entire cunt for firewood

I mean is revolting really that good if you live in a shitty renaissance fair type existence?

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>>71627814
Whitey was keeping them down
Now they are free to live as they want
No white man will be stealing their mud cakes

>>71627733
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be gov'

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BLACKED

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>>71627708
>that projection

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golly look at the time

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>>71627808
Ban evading again?

>>71627870

Mmmm, i was never banned sweetie.

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>>71627864
Hmm wonder why this post upset him

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>>71627864
Won't be missing you.

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/cum/ is slow today

>>71627946
probably because he's a little dick cuckslave in denial

>>71627964

I posted this pic.

Is me.

Please delete this.

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Learning French on this overcast afternoon. What is everyone else up to today :) ?

>>71627864
Weird because I don't see what category that falls under, aside from greeting fellow /cum/faces who frequent the general

Hmmm...

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>>71627918
Oh, right. You "weren't" banned ;)

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Mmm yea I have a 0 tolerance policy towards ban evaders.
I will have to notify the authorities that do it for no monetary compensation in to straighten you two out.
No need to thank me helping make /cum/ a better place.

>>71628023
Frig off Ralph

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>>71627998
Learning Chinese, fucking impossible language but I'll persevere

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>>71627995
I will not.
>>71627998
>tfw I don't speak French

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Scared yet?

Cumskins are pathetic.

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>>71628058
>you'll never get your gf to become a master archer

>>71628078
white women are white because they are constantly covered in negroid cum

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>>71628106
>wanting your gf to become a master at a deadly weapon

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>>71628106
"Uh, let me be clear"

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>>71628058
Keep at it, the more languages you know the better. Currently at 2 fluent, and learning French/Spanish.

>>71628069
Why not learn famila?

>>71628155
that explains a lot

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>last semester in the winter
>it's 50F/10C outside
>wearing a tshirt and shorts because I was too lazy to get dressed
>go to my only class that day which has about 20 people in it
>professor talks about how it's cold
>says "Well, cold for everyone but anon"
Why is everyone in this state such a sissy when it comes to a bit of cold, buds?

>>71628058
Wtf i love chynə now

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>>71628155
If that was true they'd be called AIDS women, kek.

>>71628176
>Why not learn famila?
I tried once already but gave up after a couple of days. Didn't really have a reason to learn it but now I do. Still don't know if it's worth the effort desu

>>71628166
hello white brother

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>ywn never join the Bureau of Engraving and Printing police

Bought a big ol' box of Greek yogurt buds
God bless Costco

>>71628264
t. Jukka Kahnsson

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>>71628163
>implying that's not hot af
Can't believe there is a more orgasmic feeling then watching your gf killing infidels with a bow and arrow

>>71628258
You don't need a reason to learn past the sake of learning itself. Knowing another language opens up a whole different world. From countries you can visit/live in to media, print etc.

After I finish Spanish/French ( estimating roughly 2-3 years ) I will be picking up Russian, I want to read all the great works in their native languages.

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>>71627526
We have a dedicated janny/mod in our general. We are the badboys of /int/.

>>71628213
I love the cold. It's refreshing while the heat is just sweaty and gross.

wish spring training was easier to view

>>71628360
I'm just a lazy fuck desu
>I will be picking up Russian
I helped one of my friends learn Russian. He's still trash at pronunciation, though.

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What did Janny do this time?

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>>71628351
You don't understand, a Mexican has to be constantly vigilant against beheading threats.

>>71628462
HEEM'd a thread that was made at 309

>>71628462
Turns out foot kraut is his boyfriend

these green smoothies are making me shit incessantly

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>>71628351
Powerful women are attractive

would you recommend Inuyasha

>>71628505
SHART

>>71628525
>anime
No

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>>71628492
It was posted at 310, only reason he deleted it was because foot kraut is his bf and you reported it out of butthurt

>>71628525
fuck no

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I think the only way to kill cancer is to become cancer

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>>71628547
Wrong. I'm a rule-abiding citizen of /int/ and I must aid the authorities in upholding the rules to keep this board from sliding into anarchy.

>>71628602
>ban evading
Bad anon

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>>71628605
Wrong, you just couldnt stand that I made the thread and someone called out your "kraut" bf. Also announcing reports is a bannable offense

don't know why people will watch 100 plus episodes of pure shit in a marathon. It's the equivalent to a baby watching a mobile rotate above it's head all day

I'm watching Kino's Journey right now and I have to restrict myself from blowing through it because it's so good I want to savor it.

>>71628651
>expecting a red man to follow the rules
>>71628675
>someone called out your "kraut" bf
I would prefer if the """"""""""""""""""""""""kraut"""""""""""""""""""""""" was banned.

what is he doing?

>>71628707
>>71628721
can someone translate what these non-/cum/ flags are even trying to communicate?

>>71628702
t. asian toe lover and taiwanese nationalist

wish the janny was my bf

I love fixer upper projects.

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>>71628707
Can you brag about ban evading again? Would enjoy the janny fighting you.

>>71628767
Je ne les sais pas

>>71628514
damn what a qt

>>71628792
It's probably just gookmoot using translate 1.5bh

>>71628243
kek

The foot kraut really isn't a bad poster.

>>71628964
t.bad poster

>>71628964
You aren't really a good poster

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>>71628939
HERE WE GO

>>71628996
dootdootdoot
dootdoot
doot

http://www.strawpoll.me/12417747

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>>71628919
That's my gf back off mate I don't like cucking

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what did he mean by this?

>>71629037
Can't take a joke

too many slants itt

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>>71628976
>>71628988
literally two of the worst in /cum/

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>71629025
>10-1

Also we already have a larger pool

http://www.strawpoll.me/12297955/r

It's established fact that he's not welcome here

>>71629165
Why do you still have this

>>71629165
I veto this vote

>>71628243
Im white and called aidsy
Kys tho >_>

>>71629037
He'd rather go golf

>>71629165
>keeping the link to a month old poll
autism

>>71629189
I save the strawpolls links I make ever since I lost all my /cum/ related ones from 2015 and wondered what the results were

>>71629200
U__U *sigh*
Footkraut-kun
Is there not one day one moment one situation where you dont think about Asian feet?

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>shitty poster responds to you
Shan't be replying

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>>71629249
>the strawpolls links I make
That was my poll you negroid

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This is the oldest church in British North America.

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What did he mean by this?

I kind of miss CIA 2bh

>>71629284
Kys pls >___>" i hate you.

shan't've whomst'nt'v'd

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>>71629286
I know but I saved it because it has interesting results. Used to have polls about the age demographic and ethnic demographic too back in the day

>>71629339
t. CIA

>>71629328
Better than Keith Ellison, but not as based as Pete t'bh

>>71629309
>gothic revival
into the trash it goes

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>>71629309
When and where

*murders periwinkle*

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>>71629328
I'm not sure if this is him fucking up or if this is him saying that Perez is a hack

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>>71629223
>>71629283
Hi what are you doing here? I thought that you got engaged felicia

>>71629436
Not on my watch
*HEEMs*

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I'm going to have to go out, can someone finish my meme please?

>>71629415
It's older than that, but not old enough to be Gothic.

https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/528395974666764288

what did he mean by this ?

If non Americans can't stand all the commercials on tv, god help them if they ever listen to our radio.

>>71629436
Kys chicANO I get disgusted at your posts and your likes creep @__@
>>71629448
?___? *~* i just wanna insult the stupid americans here desu >__>"

>>71629524
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Luke's_Church_%28Smithfield,_Virginia%29

1632-1682

>>71629524
>Oldest church in British North America
>1889
My local church is older than that t'bh

>>71629616
My house is older than your """""country""""'s constitution

>>71629616
There are no buildings in Germany older than 82 years

>lmao I was just pretending to be retarded

*bombs dresden*

>>71629616
>120 years
wow what a long amount of time.

who was it that committed genocide like literal retarded barbarians only 70 years ago?

>we don't have a constitution
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHfbdlfsabj oabuioeqnip

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>make a post about an old church
>thread goes to shit
You are like ants to me.

I don't know why I bother corresponding with you brainlets.

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Kraut's nonsensical posts always gets replies

I never get yous, why you like this cum

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>>71629523
Tbh I'm not really fond of americans either my experience with them has been the worst.

>>71629747
have a pity (You)

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>"Nuremberg is the center of the German identity!"
>allies bomb it to shit
>it's just a facade of what it once was just like the German identity

>>71629758
You just haven't met a good one yet, bby

>>71629390
t. Canadian CIA

>At least a quarter of all the people who have ever lived have been alive in the time the US Constitution has been in force

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mmmm

Can someone kindly please come and comfort me?
>>71629630

/balt/ is bullying me over the 11 square meter apartment and /ausnz/ is asleep

>>71629747
Consider kys? ^W^
>>71629758
?____? Have you seen my email ? I wrote u a message xo

>>71629814
Why do you always keep bringing up Nuremberg?

>>71629926
You're an absolute cringy pathetic faggot desu lol ^W^

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>>71629948
*captures your city*

>>71629926
I'm sorry anon but that is a terrible apartment.
>11 m^2
How is that even legal to sell people?

>>71629907
Oemgee oemgee ?__? Haxing my mug bostong my dox ?___? Gosh
>W< america is absolutely worthless and if it didnt exist the world would be a better place.

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>>71630175

>>71629907
>this is the face of retardation
Wow anime was right.

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doing some real hacker shit right now

test

Creating a new @302 posts tsk tsk tsk tsk

>>71627486

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Fatties will be purged in the oncoming weight war.

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>>71629907
>>71630242
Is the intelligence of the american that low?

>>71630303
>fat coast
Holy hannah.

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Every man can be manipulated through their cocks. It's their weakness.

>>71630303
Based new eng-

wtf i hate maine now

>>71630269
>rainbow table
>hacking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtfnfQoAco


big city life
me try fi get by

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>>71630303
>Mississippi

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>>71630303
>Colorado

Pathetic. It's like they hate America

Ah yes, the classic "get dumped like the whore you are so go shitpost on /cum/."
Timeless, utterly timeless.

>>71630303
I didnt realize Long island and Mass were so skinny, maybe the americans are fat thing isnt just a meme outside here

I want to go to Colorado because weed lmao

>dutchfag is samefagging

@71630329
krijg kanker

>>71630242
?____? Stop posting plzdelet pweeze with a cherry on top thnx
>>71630419
Kys

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>ywn be a white caribbean with a cute mulatto gf

>>71630472
Those are the only pictures I have.

DIO

> <-------------To be continued....

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>>71630440
Not samefagging here, but I think that you're posting pictures of some random girl. You're kinda failing with keyboard warrioring

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Ever notice how when ever we put janny in his place, that aidswhore comes around?

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>can hear a huge Carnival party down the block
>can't go because I'm too sick to stand

All I want to do is fug some qt tourists

STOP REPLYING TO NON-/CUM/ FLAGS

>>71630530
?___? Kys?
>>71630528
Kys

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aidsy please rate me

are there any good dutch posters i should be aware of before i filter the flag?

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>>71630564
These pictures aren't yours.

>>71630528
I think the sky is brown
Wat u gon do about it pietie boi

>>71630549
>Malteser Teasers
xD

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>filter neverlands and """""germany"""""
>thread quality improves by approx. 400%

>>71630588
Are you French-Canadian? You look like it

>if you're pro-choice you're anti-baby
>if you're pro-life you're anti-woman
Really makes me think

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How is the sky blue if everyone's blue is different?

>>71630549
down a bottle of cold medicine

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>>71630591
I am one I post 2d
>>71630606
>amusing a troll

Daily reminder that race mixing is cool and fun

>>71630591
/nederdraad/ is pretty chill, but I don't think I'd notice if dutchies disappeared

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R8 me

"Mexico threatens trade war over Donald Trump's wall tax"

Goodbye American economy

>>71630705
>3D
0/10

>>71630671
if two attractive people do it, sure

if not you create ugly incels that have been stripped of thousands of years of identity

>>71630644
Because we've agread that whatever the difference is, it's called blue and it doesn't affect the wavelength of light

>calling a body pillow with an image of an anime girl printed on it your gf
ishygddt

Gaggle of cute Aussie sluts just walked by my apartment, I swear one of them made eye contact with me through the window

>>71630616
Be quiet

>>71630653
Tried that now I just feel woozy

>tfw just took a hit of whispering herb

Fact:

Pro-choicers have no morals.

>>71630604
?___? I already admit everything desu >___>" i made a thred abot it .-. Didnt know that pple took me srsly >__>"
^W^ haha i have a big imaginashan
>>71630588
1/10 ^W^
.-.

>>71630635
filtering is the most autistic thing you can do

>>71630671
I've had sex with nonwhite girls but will never impregnate one desu

Fact:

Pro-lifers would like nothing more than to return to the 1950s and have women go back into the kitchen and be beaten by their husbands with impunity

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I just clicked a store front real quick that said pepe on it but didn't take a screenshot, so here's this lame one instead

cawfee

>>71630803
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>71630785
jamais dis じゃないよ〜。

>>71630718
>tfw videgaray is on suicide watch and telling his pals to do something like this
fucking PRi i swaer to god, thy can't fathom a word where they have to do the right thing (for a fucking change)

>>71630764
Please share some ancient Native American wisdom

>>71630803
>implying
I'm a liberal, but I'm also not a baby murderer.

Feels good to be on the right side of all aspects of history.

Catholics are scum.

>>71630803
Getting beaten relieves strees for both people
>one releases anger
>one submits to reality
It's a win-win

>>71630843
When faced with a situation, always do whatever helps you sleep

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>>71630807
There is a mall in Tokyo called PePe :-D

Mormons

>>71630843
When you have land, trade it away for shiny beads and fire water.

>>71630766
Fact: a fetus is not a person :-))))

*tunes my lute*

Come again! sweet love doth now invite
Thy graces that refrain
To do me due delight,
To see, to hear, to touch, to kiss, to die,
With thee again in sweetest sympathy.

Come again! that I may cease to mourn
Through thy unkind disdain;
For now left and forlorn
I sit, I sigh, I weep, I faint, I die
In deadly pain and endless misery.

All the day the sun that lends me shine
By frowns do cause me pine
And feeds me with delay;
Her smiles, my springs that makes my joys to grow,
Her frowns the Winters of my woe.

All the night my sleeps are full of dreams,
My eyes are full of streams.
My heart takes no delight
To see the fruits and joys that some do find
And mark the storms are me assign'd.

Out alas, my faith is ever true,
Yet will she never rue
Nor yield me any grace;
Her eyes of fire, her heart of flint is made,
Whom tears nor truth may once invade.

Gentle Love, draw forth thy wounding dart,
Thou canst not pierce her heart;
For I, that do approve
By sighs and tears more hot than are thy shafts
Did tempt while she for triumph laughs.

>>71630914
>>71630843
Never trade land for fire water

>>71630926
This

>>71630829
>>71630877
>>>/pol/

>>71630868
Fair enough, I guess I really am anti-life (pro-choice, pro-death penalty, pro-euthanasia, pro-2nd amendment).

>>71630926
Fact: you are not a person

also catholics are not people

>>71630947
What do beatings have to do with politicks? It's a suthern thang
stupid canuck

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>mfw someone from Shitcongo, Crook County replies to me

>>71630983
Sackramento County pls

Shan't be replying to the Shitcongolese

This is a rather lachrymose tune I wrote in the beginning of my career as a professional lutenist.

I saw my lady weep,
And Sorrow proud to be advanced so,
In those fair eyes where all perfections keep.
Her face was full of woe,
But such a woe believe me as wins more hearts,
Than Mirth can do with her enticing charms.

Sorrow was there made fair,
And Passion wise, tears a delightful thing,
Silence beyond all speech a wisdom rare.
She made her sighs to sing,
And all things with so sweet a sadness move,
As made my heart at once both grieve and love.

O fairer than aught else
The world can show, leave off in time to grieve.
Enough, enough, (enough, enough,) your joyful looks excels.
Tears kill the heart, believe;
O strive not to be excellent in woe,
Which only breeds your beauty's overthrow.

>>71631068
YOU FUCKING SUCK

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>>71631099
Flow, my tears, fall from your springs!
Exiled for ever, let me mourn;
Where night's black bird her sad infamy sings,
There let me live forlorn.

Down vain lights, shine you no more!
No nights are dark enough for those
That in despair their last fortunes deplore.
Light doth but shame disclose.

Never may my woes be relieved,
Since pity is fled;
And tears and sighs and groans my weary days, my weary days
Of all joys have deprived.

From the highest spire of contentment
My fortune is thrown;
And fear and grief and pain for my deserts, for my deserts
Are my hopes, since hope is gone.

Hark! you shadows that in darkness dwell,
Learn to contemn light
Happy, happy they that in hell
Feel not the world's despite.

What a gay loser hahahaha!!! >>71631029

https://youtu.be/kIj5RGoYFvM

>>71631136
GET OFF THE FUCKING STAGE

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>>71631183
kys obsessed autist

>>71631068
>>71631136
BOOOOO

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>>71631183
ain't no shame in bumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsBIb0hRmk

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>>71631136
ENCORE

You shan't be responding to me.

>>71631315
ok

>>71630763
drink some caffeine now! take all the stimulants!

Pitiful attempt.

>>71631352
Rest in peace dogface anon, you did your best.

https://youtu.be/0sytYRXqquU

another good varg video

he more clearly explains what he said in the video he posted yesterday

nature will kill us as we deserve for our hubris

>>71631396
Something happen to Dogface?

>>71631352
she really is cute
and i betcha they're fuccen like rabbits

>>71631396
what are you on about i'm picking her up in 10 minutes

bit windy out

>>71631305
Who ever thinks or hopes of love for love:
Or who, belov'd, in Cupid's laws doth glory:
Who joys in vows, or vows not to remove:
Who by this light god hath not been made sorry:
Let him see me eclipsed from my sun
With dark clouds of an earth quite overrun.

Who thinks that sorrows felt, desires hidd'n,
Or humble faith in constant honour armed
Can keep love from the fruit that is forbidd'n,
Who thinks that change is by entreaty charmed,
Looking on me let him know love's delights
Are treasures hid in cave but kept by sprites.

Facebook is a waste of time desu

>>71631425
You need to keep us updated.
This is /cum/'s very own love story.
From loneliness and despair to happily engaged sex god in a matter of two dates.

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>>71631425
Oh I thought you were dead.
Great job then, keep it up.

Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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>>71631479
and this website isn't?

I'm a pretty great poster if I'm honest

>>71631545
_____ __ ________ ____

Opinions of any variety which don't agree with mine own are mental illnesses.

I'm level 99 shitposter with a specialty in dubposting

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>>71631529

Well, aren't you a little witty dutch.

>>71631559
legitimately chuckled.

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I had a fat Mexican neighbor when I was younger. I let him ride my bike and he bent the fucking wheels because of how fat he was. Also had some kid steal my bike. I told his parents and I could hear his dad beating the shit out of him.

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>menacing

Who is the worst cum poster?

I nominate @71631545

Whats up with English speaking saying a word genuinely in every places of sentences? Like just a new cool word or something?

>>71631562
you are very open minded you should write a book

>>71631643
I genuinely don't know.

>>71631640
vanilla posters need not apply but any and all Californian posters are generally worse than Canadians

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>>71631643
Huh?

>>71631406
2varg4me desu

Californians are literally the best posters in /cum/

>>71631734
proof?

As a Californian I must elect us worst posters on all of 4chan.

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This isn't your ?ver?ge everyd?y v?por.
T h i s i s . . .
A D V A N C E D V A P O R

>>71631734
There used to be like 3 californian posters in cum.

There are too many now.

>>71631643
what the fuck are you fucking fucking on about you fucker?

>>71631697
Bitch.

>>71631811
It is pathetic people need their air to be flavored too. I want this decadent society to implode in my life time.

progress is relative to your social group
any political party or ideology suggesting progress is universal is just using rhetoric to cover their ulterior motives

>>71631838
I'm still here. I just gave up autism flags.

Days since last tunisian in a european assault truck ran over people:
0

Literally 5 seconds of time on TV, and had to specify the date to find it on g**gle, that's how common it is these days. Sad!

>be 1/4 black
>Just ate a chocolate candy bar
>Not even 5 minutes later I have to take a dump

The white man did this :( why can't I process dairy foods anymore

from the bright sunny south

>>71631902
Which one were you?

>>71631910
where?

us news know more than european news

Nuke Shitcongo

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Burst forth, my tears, assist my forward grief,
And show what pain imperious Love provokes.
Kind tender lambs, lament Love's scant relief
And pine, since pensive Care my freedom yokes.
O pine to see me pine, my tender flocks.

Sad, sad pining Care, that never may have peace,
At Beauty's gate in hope of pity knocks.
But Mercy sleeps while deep Disdain increase,
And Beauty Hope in her fair bosom locks.
O grieve to hear my grief, my tender flocks.

Like, like to the winds my sighs have winged been,
Yet are my sighs and suits repaid with mocks.
I plead, yet she repineth at my teen.
O ruthless rigour harder than the rocks,
That both the shepherd kills and his poor flock

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>>71631985
lol just stop, you're making me laugh

/int/~

Kindly Open this in a new tab and continue to read o.o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wviJIQpZ_yY[Open]
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S-sorry for all this hatred I just realized I caused you ....

The truth is, I am not really who I say I am. /int/ attracted me because I love theater and acting and I'm a lowkey actress playing mostly in theater. /int/ was not just my playground, it was a place where I could talk about cultures and practice my acting with my other proxies. But posting on int felt a bit different t.bh I was kinda just so jealous of you guys and was really curious about your nashaans Espesh that we are similar to each other and pretty much family.


I guess I'm just a polyglot with a rich imagination who shitposts a lot without meaning it and i just wanted to fit in and talk about anything cuz I have no friends to talk to (apart from harry my cute invisible friend ~ and an imaginary periwinkle, but they dont like to say much)(︶︹︺). I'll stop all these personas of mine whether mathilda, loubna, felicia, or mona which were all me

I never was actually a /mena/ or dutch girl no matter how hard I pretended I was. My glorios mena / islamic /arabic/ dutch culture knowledge is far inferior to yours and i just wish i could be like you.

i was so jealous of your super coolness and wanted to be arab/dutch and fit in perfectly like you guize hence why I tried to pick up other dialects and stuff and talked about unity. And tried to find any similarities with you hoping I could connect with any of you. But my plan has failed and i want to apologize to you all by inviting you to my birthday at my house next week please come or it will be just me and Harry

I wont post in /int/ anymore and save you all my annoyance(This time it's real)
B-bye /int/....
I'll miss you

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>>71632026
good riddance loser

>>71632001
>>71632065
stop being rude

Why are euros in cum such low quality posters

I am asking this because it kinda worries me. I've noticed that every post on here contains at least a few grains of that sweet, sugary empathy that the amazing INFPs are known for. But myself, as an INFP, don't think i have never been like that. I have never cried over a friend who had a serious problem, just felt like shit all day. ( then again i don't have too many friends)

I also had to deal with some pretty nasty experiences in my life that taught me it's better to get behind those barricades of mine and put on a resting bitch face. My trust in people and their motives was seriously deteriorated after an emotionally-abusive relationship that i had. I have felt numb most of the times in terms of empathy ever since then. I do still carry that for kindred souls, just not as much as i see on here.

Anyone else ever experience this? I'm having a bit of an existential crisis, what if this is not my MBTI type at all? I know i am a Fi dom, though-

Sorry if i just rambled without really any goals here, thanks in advance!

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>>71632092
stop being a virgin

What do you do when people won't leave you the fuck alone?
>hey dude let's hang
>eh maybe later tonight or even tomorrow
>why not both (I don't want to do this)
>eh I'll see
>hey what are you doing now our other friend is coming over

Take the fucking hint mate. Then I feel like an asshole for not responding to texts.

>>71631959
Are you really kidding? It happened in Heidelberg

Only one person got hurt though. I don't think it was planned, but the """news""" didn't go into detail of it (also had to g**gle it to find out the casualty)

>>71632142
ignore them and next time they talk to you tell them you didnt get their message

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They're the 189
In the service of heaven
They're protecting the holy line
It was 1527
Give their lives on the steps to Heaven
Thy will be done

For the grace, for the might of the Lord
For the home of the holy
For the faith, for the way of the sword
Gave their lives so boldly

For the grace, for the might of the Lord
In the name of His glory
For the faith, for the way of the sword

>>71632137
>stop being a virgin
Oh don't worry i'll stop being one.. because you'll help me

Like it or not
bitch

>>71632142
>hey dude let's hang
>no

>>71632171
yeah that's really newsworthy eh
some dude ran over three people

>15 Americans have been shot while I was typing this
>2 more just now

>>71632065
>>71632092
you both need to die
>>71632118
the kraut is chinese, the dane is a proxy, the dutch has some form of illness. I don't know. Might be a sand person.

>>71632123
where do you get these from
reddit?

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Through the gates of Hell
As we make our way to Heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria

>>71632204
God doesn't exist
Jesus was tripping on DMT
Jesus wasn't born on Christmas
Jesus had children

>>71632118
In all honesty, every single poster here on /cum/ is bad. It's either shitposts or shitposters complaining about shitposts. And I don't see any /int/ related posts either.

>>71632223
>the kraut is chinese

He wishes, literally

4chan has enhanced my quality of life and given me many important lessons.

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>>71632204
Is this your first time handling a lute, kiddo?

Let me show you how it's done.

Lady if you so spight me,
Wherfore do you so oft kisse and delight mee?
Sure that my hart opprest and overcloyed,
May breake thus overjoyde,
If you seeke to spill mee,
Come kisse me sweet and kill mee,
So shal your hart be eased,
And I shall rest content and dye well pleased.

The Oxygen holocaust never happened.