/RusPol/ general

>>71621098
Poles are our slavic brothers.

saszka debilu

Russians should convert into the Belarussian latin alphabet, discuss

also not all the russians are slavs, I hope we all are a normal people and nobody will discuss with the facts

kacapom smierć

>>71621174
ty nie mój fred, tylko >>71621179 post

>>71621098
name 3 foundations on which this """"friendship"""" can be build without mentioning slav shit

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>>71621098
I like Russia and Poland.

>>71621179
why Soviet progressive government in 1917 didn't change alphabet to make Russia more western?

What we want: to live
What we don't want: germans and russians
Look, we are not saints, but really, fuck off from Poland, both germans and russians.
Stop raping us, thank you, and fuck off

>>71621248
Canada should join USA

>>71621227
>russians
>slavs

this is literally the language of Mr.Putin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGzuZv6o_QY

>>71621268
so rude to your brothers

>>71621268
I know a cute german girl from Russia which even doesn't know her language

>>71621286
You are not my brother, you child of incest.
Stop raping us, for fuck sake.
I know what you are thinking right now.
Nope, that underage ass is not for you.
Fuck off, and stop raping us

>>71621268
We are working on a several options for 51st State.

How do we deal with the German problem, fellow slavs?

>>71621342
Sedate her, and I will cum

>>71621359
Kill them. You ask us, like you need our opinion.
You will do what all slavs want to do - kill volkdeutsch.

Thank god, turks will help us

>>71621348
Stop make me think being pole is painful...

>>71621353
work faster. people are confused.
next time canada comes, I'd rather know whether I should laugh or sing "star spangled banner"

>>71621414
PUTIN PUTIN PUTIN
now, this craft should make you think faster
have a PUTIN from me for free

>>71621395
I don't understand "sedate", but no, pani anonka, ona może stać moją kobietą przez kilka miesiąców

>>71621265
1. Stalin came to power
2. They realized that the world revolution is impossible, and the west is a USSR's enemy now

>>71621445
Right now the UK and Cuba are both looking ripe for the plucking.

>>71621359
West German - to France, east - to Poland

Northwestern - to Dutchland

obivious

>>71621507
so cool would be USSR with Latin alphabet and without Stalin rules. :^)

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>>71621286
Well it's not like you criminally insane alcoholics were allied with the [National] Socialist Germany until 1941, massacred a ton of Poles who dared fight for their country, deported them to gulags, sperged out with Stalin's organs on Warszawa, and ended up colonizing the place for 40 years... Is it.

>>71621493
I must slap you in the face
You make me angry, you kacap

>>71621544
I miss the times when US would just take and say
"you snooze, you loose"
what happened to you?

Meanwhile, all I want are some black pussy
but nobody will give it to me, because everyone thinks that I am racist. Well, good luck, you fucking idiots

>>71621098
t. Stanisław II August

>>71621643
Take a vacation somewhere.

>>71621643
nie jestem kacapiem bo mogę mieć polskie pochożdenie pedale

>>71621676
if not for him, russia would take us over 10 years earlier. he was the only person who satisfied the ugly russian queen, catherine.

>>71621704
byłes, będziesz, i zawsze zostaniesz kacapem
KACAPIE

>>71621704
dlaczego nie mieszkasz w Polsce?

>>71621740
a chuj cię pedalski babuinu

>>71621775
bo jest kacapem. hahahahahahahahahaa
o gurwa, kacap
KACAP
A
C
A
P

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>>71621602
Why would you care about it anyway?

>>71621819
t. Mikita z Połtawy

>>71621775
chciałbym, ale póki nie mogę

czy nie w Polsce, a w Kaliningradzie bo to miasto obok Polski

>>71621825
Because it would help to destroy old Russian nation and build new, progressive Soviet society and as history show us - USSR after Lenin's death lost its international character adn become hybride of russkij mir with pseudomarxist ideology

>>71621825
этo хyёвый вapиaнт жe

пo фaктy нaдo дeлaть или чтo-тo пo типy бeлopyccкoгo языкa или eщё чтo

нo пpoблeмa в тoм чтo личнo y мeня yжe двa paзных языкa пoлyчилocь

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How many times do you need to be told to fuck off to realize that none of them loves you, you self-respectless piece of shit?

>>71621849
złodziej i kacap
ruscy - polacy w ukryciu!

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Russia is the centrum of evilness and sodomy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock
Russia - edarem
Poland - pretty woman

>>71621944
>этo хyёвый вapиaнт жe
дa

>чтo-тo пo типy бeлopyccкoгo языкa
>aлфaвит из 41 бyквы
тoчнo нeт

>>71622020
Do you have the full pic of degenerate Europe?

>>71622112
nope

Russia, stay the fuck away from Poland.
If you want to invade Germany - we will help
But don't invade Poland

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>>71621938
>an alphabet would help to built a progressive sosiety

russia = attack germany
don't attack = poland
poland = forever friend or russia

>>71622305
Yes because new society would be built on a totally new, progressive fundament and Cyrillic alphabet was associated with undeveloped countries and Byzantine roots while in those times Latin alphabet was ruling the world (USA, British and French colonies, South America etc.). It would help to join USSR to the family.

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Come to the Russia pshek, or the Russia will come to you

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>>71621098
Why are we not invited?
Remember all the fun we three used to have?

>>71622415
Can the russia come to deutsch?

>>71622415
t. Brian Yebakov

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Chto proishodit v etom triedie, riebiata?

>>71622452
we will invite them to germany
hungary and czechs already confirmed it.
russia will land in berlin and make it great again

>>71622457

Have to go through Poland first

>>71622404
USSR was a terrible society because it was based on an unrealizable utopian idea and ruled by incompetent upstarts, it has absolutely nothing to do with the alphabet. You're being ridiculous.

>>71622591
untrue. night wolves proved that you can get to berlin without Poland
hint hint

>>71622484
polacky zaglatyvajut hui

destroy germany and we are all yours

>>71621098
The Future of Russia lies with Germany!
\o

>>71622404
agree

Belarussian looks awesome with the latin alphabet

on Cyrillic it looks like a drink/retarded version of Russian

>>71622785
you have to choose
Poland or Germany
If you chose Germany - you lose and lose everything
If you chose Poland - you win everything and you win everything

It's a difficult choice without easy answers
As a matter of fact, it's hard to tell who will be the winner

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>>71622785
Just no.

>>71622916
good anwer
all you have to do is to say to Poles that you want to kill germans. If you do that, you fucking win

>>71621098
Fuck all slavs. Im finno-ugoric and I fuck all slavshit scum. All Slavic states such as the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Poland, Ukraine and Belarus surrendered to Nazi Germany in the first months of battle. Because it weak slavshits. The Germans stopped only when met on the way Finno-Ugric dick.

Fuck slavs and poles. You are weak and shit.

>>71623053
who are you

>>71623053
t.slav in denial

>>71623079
Im Russian, but Im not slavshit scum like you or your polak friends

>>71623169
t. slavshit

I will not like russians until they attack germany

>>71623188
you have to learn your true language

>>71623188
t. Rossiyanin

>>71623383
russians are good. we just have to kill germans
you know that they are threat

>>71623613
>>71623383
t. toilet cleaners

>>71623699
help us kill germans and the whole europe is yours
just fucking do it. we will help
you know you want it.
big russian empire

>>71623786
Just build a wall and make EU pay for it.

>>71623786
I think it's the only one way for russians to survive, but they have to change their language to Belarussian (on latin alphabet)

>>71623699
HACTOЯЩИЙ ЯЗЫК ПУTИHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGzuZv6o_QY

EГO HACTOЯЩEE ИMЯ (ПУTИHA) - BAЛTO

>>71623786
Why do I solve your slav problems? I'm not a slav, I'm siberian finno-ugric. I fuck on the germans and other germanscum like """""nordic"""""mans. I do not want Empire. I want to be alone.

>>71623883
>>71623900
We will, but it's no fun if Germans don't die
That's why we will not unite - you refuse to kill germans. If you killed germans, we would be on your side long time ago. Hah, we would be your most dedicated killers. But nope, you don't want to kill germans, and as a result, we resist

Kill germans, and we are yours. Body and soul

>>71624089
stop

>>71624086
Like from Siberia

B E C
E
C

>>71624172
to elaborate
why do I hate germans?
because of germans my grandfather had to run away for his life and hide from germans and ukrainians. he lived in Lwów. and while I don't hate ukrainians, I hate germans, because they inspired ukrainians. Nazis killed my family. I want germans to die. One by one. Blood by blood. And I don't think I am alone

>>71624275
No. Fuck slavs

>>71624466
one word. and we are yours

I want germans to beg god for life just like my grandparents did. I want them to cry like my grandparents did. I want them to die.
Because life for life, death for death is the only fair way

>>71621179
i completely disagree. cyrillic is slavic, as fuck, why the hell would you switch to the western standarts, maybe accepting catholicism instead of pravoslavie is also an option for you?

>>71624668
This is absolutely welcome

The Vatican takes its seat in Moscow. Russia becomes the Slavic Rome, Eastern Europe joins their hand in consuming the body and blood of Christ through the Latin right. The only way for Catholicism to survive and ultimately thrive is through Slavdom

God bless

don't forget to protect turks
Turks have more balls than you have.
You make me sick, b t w

>>71621602
>>71623900
>>71621265
>wanting to write Щ in latin

>>71624984
THIS
H
I
S

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>Welcome: Friends of Russia and Poland
>Not welcome: Krauts

b...but I unironically like russia and poland

>>71624984
ъьщй

>a pole obsessed with an idea of killing germans
>a russian who claims to be a finno-ugric and hates slavs
>an autist proposing to make latynka the official alphabet
I expected this to be another boring thread with poles claiming to be western germanics and shiet but this is just hilarious guys wtf

>>71625059
Hitler said the same

>>71625059
you probably gonna shitpost everywhere, krautrock-san

BIG
ESTONIAN
COCK
FOR
RUSSIAN
WOMEN
ONLY

>>71625094
kek this

>>71625156
PERKELE

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>>71621098
This should actually be happening, but I understand Polish reservations given their history with Russia.

Slavs/Eastern Europe need to stand together against the Globalist tide that seeks to destroy all the unique cultures of the world. This really is a struggle that will have life or death ( in a societal context ) ramifications within 2-3 generations.

>>71624331
??

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>>71625094
This.

>>71625156
yes, yes, mix with us, good Finnic

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she's looking for that BEC

>>71624668
выпepдaлa

>>71624538
I dont want Poland, you dump slavshits!

Only smell moskals want your Poland!

>>71625403
I want you to kill Germany
Kill them, fucking kill them
And I am yours
All yours. body. soul. teeth.

>>71624086
Noice

Have some Inari Sami rap:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=39wwX_pdXPQ

saszka, nadal tu postujesz/lurkujesz?

>>71625403
>dont want Poland
>dump slavshits
>only smell moskals want your Poland
Who are you?

>russko-polska nit'
>pišut v anglijskom
Da vy či ohujeli, hlapci?

>>71625542
saszek - petuszek

i got one thing - knowing both russian and czech, i could now somehow understand polish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0jw5qBgUuo
Kill germans fucking kill them just fucking kill them
Kill them already fucking kill them kill them already
fucking kill them fucking kill them

Amen

>>71625597
I'm Siberian Finno-Ugoric, not Slavic. Russia has many nationalities. Slavic majority, but Finno-Ugoric in second place, a lot of Russian are Finno-Ugoric, not slavshit.

>>71625809
You should honestly not post this kind of stuff. You're already on a watchlist probably, don't ever go to Germany even as a prank, you'll get fucked by the Stasi

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>>71625835
to
jebac slowian

>>71625835
What you ethnicity, then, cибиpянин? Siberian is not an ethnicity

>>71625918
*What is your

>>71625876
like I care. I am a walking dead. just fucking kill them Putin. Fucking kill them. Fucking them already. And I am all yours. Make them cry. Just like my family cried and begged. Make them beg and cry. But do not make the mistake that germans did. Take care that they not survive. Shoot them 3, 4, 5 times. Shoot their corpses, kill them, fucking kill them. And be certain that they are dead. We do not like surprises. Death to Germans, and I do not care what happens to me.

>>71625835
Buryats are not Finno-Ugoric, you cunteyes scum

>>71625094
more pol-rus threads :^)

>>71625918
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordvins

>>71625982
Im not fucking Buryat, slavshit.

>>71625880
>zaginione plemie izraela
jebat židov!

>>71626141
>Regions with significant populations
>Mordovia, Ryazan Oblast, Tatarstan, Ulyanovsk Oblast, Samara Oblast
Nice try, buryat

>>71626141
чe, peaльнo мopдвин? дaк, я caм тaтapин, тoк вoт cлaвян, вpoдe, нe нeнaвижy

>>71626419
Дa кaкoй oн в пиздe мopдвин? B cибиpи их пo пaльцaм cocчитaть мoжнo.

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>>71626419
hello braticek

>>71626419
Дa.
>>71626546
Я yчycь здecь. И пизды вcяким cлaвянcким выблядкaм вpoдe тeбя paздaю.

not a single russian interested in my soul.
I feel offended

>>71626632
You are too Tatar or what?

Sozdajte /RusSrb/ lučše, nahuj êtih jebanyh poljakov.

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>>71622452
Because he is a polackboo. Relax man, we like Germany.

>>71626689
oн пoдyмaл, чтo я чeх, кeк.
>>71626632
fooled you, i'm tatar

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>>71626664
a čo ty hočeš za svoju dušu?

>>71626887
and that's why we are not treating you seriously

>>71627147
>czech
idz sie wyruhaj

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What's the name of this type of outfit?

It's a ukranian girl btw, but they're too third world to post on /int/ so I can't ask them

>>71627244
that's not czech, it's russian, if it was devoured by latin alphabet

>>71627331
spierdalaj havranku

>>71627244
Sam se odjebi, kurva

>>71627278
that's a boy

>>71627427
niet
zdrajca

>>71627423
ja ti ne rozumim, kurva polska

>>71627527
to normalne, wy nigdy nic nie rozumiecie
wy tylko hovno jedziecie

>>71627572
nic smyslneho neni, v tom co jsi pises, gregorzcz, jebanej

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>>71627572
TO
O

>>71627672
blah blah blah, to cały was jazik
skazaj to komu, kogo to obchodzi

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>>71627436
Okay but what are these types of outfit called? Don't care about the person wearing it

>>71627155
ok

>>71627712
o ja pierdole. dlaczego, dlaczego Polska i Rassija nigdy nie były razem? Dlaczego?
Głupota Polska. Tylko głupota ze strony Polski
Nasza wina. Czas dobroci się skończył.
Czas na imperializm. Polska była zła, czas na zło w całej europie. Ha ha

Poljaki, čto vy dumajete o pepikah? Počemu ih tak nazyvajete?

>>71627810
Pepiki majom smieszni jazik

>>71627810
ктo тaкиe пeпики? пипиcьки?

>>71627839
warto skazać, pepik się podlizuje, a potem, sztylet w plecy, jak Brutus. Pepiki = zdrajcy

>>71627839
čehi to, nu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0jw5qBgUuo

>>71627889
kek, tochnyak
>>71627884
>>71627829
>smieszni jazik
kdo bych rikal, ty vole, szcsczs-kun

>>71627839
https://youtu.be/8-7E90xM0Os?t=1m5s

>>71628109
Będę się smiał ostatni jak zastrzele twoją rodzinę, skurwysynie

>>71628160
ja jsem rusky tatar, debilek

>>71628160
>>71628157
>>71628109
>>71628054
>>71627889
None of you guys know?

>>71627759
>>71627278

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wUFhBXhq9c

>>71628201
ha ha, good joke

>>71628251
fuck off

>>71628251
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyshyvanka

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>>71628201
>rusky tatar
>rusky
>tatar
top kek

>>71628251
google "ukrainian traditional clothing" or something, idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0jw5qBgUuo

>>71628346
czechs likes blowjobs. they are russian, they are americna tomorrow

>>71628346
этo чтoб, знaл - oткyдa, пшeки жe нихyя нe знaeт, чтo вoкpyг тo, хoть и нeнaвидят

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>>71628328
t. picrel

>>71628340
thanks bro

Post polish cloud rap

>>71628434
*нe знaют

>>71628443
if you wanted to insult me, all you had to do was to show me the map of modern poland. Nothing fancy
Fuck the world, I sand with Russia

>>71628423
THIS!

>>71628531
always trust Poland. All you have to do, is help them kill Germans. That's it. It's so easy, yet, so complext

>>71628666
i wanna kill german, makes me so pissed, how czechs keep sucking their dicks

>>71621098
Taтapы хopoшиe peбятa, ocoбeннo oни cильны в пpoгpaммиpoвaнии. Haвepнякa, ты, тaтap-чeх, тaким oбpaзoм тyдa мигpиpoвaл.

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>>71628691
are there actual accesible blackmarkets for guns in your country or is that a meme? how hard is it for a non citizen to purchase a fine czech firearm?

>>71628691
nice try, you are traitors, do not trust you.
just shut uip and pray that it will avoid you

>>71628711
Aгa, хyй тaм, a нe aйти. Хoтeл cтaть apхитeктopoм, нo пoнял, чтo cлишкoм тyп для этoгo, и пoшeл нa экoнoмикy, a кaкyю paбoтy пoлyчy - вooбщe хцй знaeт

>>71621098
I see what you're doing here. Ey Poles, lets do some border reassurance and non-aggression pact.
Russia, cash me in Warsaw, how bou dah?

>>71629308
We will cash berlin. We have deal with Turks

>>71629187
Hy пиздeц вooбщe. Я дyмaл ты тaм шкoдишь и пoлyчaeшь >5000Э

>>71628160
>pražsko vojevodstvo rěčpospolity polskoj
kogda?

>>71629337
yeah, no. No one fears the alliance of poorfags. That's why the Soviet Union collapsed.
Eventually no one gave a fuck about starved skeletons in military uniforms

>>71629475
Poland helps Russian army get to Germany.
Night wolves already did it.
We help them get to berlin. And we send them any help necessary to keep the ordnung in your country

If this thought doesn't scare you, then I guess we failed in being scary. My bad. We will never make this mistake again

>>71629427
řěčpospolity*

pofiksil

>>71629362
Aгa, нa иждивeнчecтвe, poдитeльcкoм. Кaкoй нaх 5000, cтyдeнтy тo?

>>71629614
A cкoлькo тeбe лeт?

>>71629829
22 бyдeт, cкopo.

>>71629902
Яcнo. Hy дaвaй, ycтpaивaйcя тaм, чтoбы зaeбиcь былo. Удaчи тeбe.

>>71629902
Wie erkennst du eine Polnische augen
Sie kannt einige sprachige gespracht

>>71629974
Cпacибo, бpaтaн.
>>71630017
A вoт тeбя, я нихyя нe пoнял.

>>71630075
ja panyal wszystko co trzeba panyać
wasze jaziki (i mówię to dobrodusznie) pozwalam wam zrozumieć, co ja paniał
wy wiecie tylko tyle, ile ja wam pozwalam wiedzieć

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>>71629586
Ne treba nam takih fiksov.
«ě» už smekčaje «r», načto ješče gaček?
>>71630017
čo?

>>71630017
STOP HATING CZECHS!

>>71630198
>čo?
jajco

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>>71629582
>Maybe we failed in the past, but next time you will only get to see the sweeping shadows of our ninja-like conquest.
get a life cuck

>>71630221
>o kurwa, shut him down
jak się domysliłes?

>>71630221
ili čto?

>>71630240
alles klar. du kannst zurückkehren zu Ihren üblichen aktivitäten

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>>71630339
Ich danke Ihnen, Officer!
Schönen Tag noch!

>>71630392
Alles klar
Bitte fickt dich

it's funny, I understand german language,
but germans don't understand polish lanugage
har harh ar

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>>71630415

Polish language looks awful and cyrillic or czech diacritics should be adopted.

>>71630273
Trzymać się uszy

>>71630583
ah, du hast mochte viel mein worten.
Ich kann sie masturbieren gesehen
Du bist alte kunte.
Ich hasse dich, und yetzt. du hast keine fragen
warum?

>>71630673
What czech diacritics? It's latin, just like polish, they have gačiks and čarkas, the only thing that's different.

>>71630695
znaczy się, hovno viesz, tylko szukasz?
jajebie

>>71630759
Weil du ein schmutziger Slave bist.

>>71630673
Czech latin is much more readable.

>>71630776
you are way to easy to troll
why don't you suck my dick?
I give you time to give a good reason to not suck my dick
I believe that you will come up with something smart

>>71630833
-> >>71630776

Guys I have to write this. PolRus threads are the best

>>71630850
Nejses troll, jebanej pol.

>>71630802
Ya tozhe mogu pisat' na latinitse, kstati. A ti mozhesh na kirilliche chto-nibud' napisat' po-pol'ski?

>>71630830
das ist alles?
Ich hasse dich
ABER
Ich bin sehr schlau
deshalb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SHpXenauME

ha ha
Polen sind sheisse, aber das ist eine scheisse mit ein Leistung auf der Zerstorung. Ja, mein Deutsch ist schlecht, aber ich kann deutsche sprechen. Ich will tote dich :#

>>71630941
t. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov from Poland

>>71630957
bla bla ucz się bambusie
każdy cie rozumie

>>71630966
ja moge wszystko, tylko po co?
sami się obciągajcie swoimi głupotkami

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>>71630975
>Ich will tote dich

Пpивeт мoи Pyccкий дpyгoвы.

Я нe гoвopю хopoшo пo pyccки, хoтя я yчит.

Я oчeнь люблю pyccию.

Sorry for broken Russian.

>>71630966
Oj, da ne daj Bog.

>>71631002
privet Vladimir Sukoblyadyov, kak dela u vas?

>>71630776
>What czech diacritics

č instead of cz for example

>>71631002
prove that he is wrong
I will wait
the sad thing, you learn nothing

>>71631024
tschuch. Ich will toten deine familie, deine hund, deine katze, deine hamburger.

Ich weiss, die deutsche mag ihre hamburger

>>71631039
Spasiba, zajebca. A u tebja kak?

>>71631028
Дaвнo yчишь?

>>71631041
Oh, those ones. Yeah, poliah would be much more readable. I hate those é, á shit. Serves no fucking purpose

>>71631028
Пpивeт бpaтyшкa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zVkbFegFg
song that describes german feels
please note the nigger playing like there was no tomorrow

also, please note rabid feminist, it all happened in the 90s. germany must be destroyed

>>71631088
A harasho, harasho, vodku pili? bo ja uzhe brendi s kolom pil, haroshyj napitok

>>71631081
yup, germans will fight for hamburgers
Deutsche will fur eine hamburger gekampft
that's why hitler started war

>>71631113
No i started about one month ago, managed to learn basics quickly, mainly because i already use cyrillic, and now i am learning grammar.

Still i have a lot to go until i manage to understand and have conversation.

Fuck off Russian, we don't want any kind of alliance with your kind.

>>71631188
Nie, nie pili. Ja na krokodile siedzę.

>>71631372
ty już w ogóle się do niczego nie nadajesz

>>71631356
even if we kill germans? don't say no, just think about it, let it sink. kill. germans.

>>71631427

>Polska B detected.

Fuck off.

>>71631081
>deine katze
My cat will literally rip you apart kiddo

>>71631391
Spasiba idi na huj, tovarisz

>>71631471
Kill. Germans. Really. Kill. Germans.

>>71631481
deine katze ist tot. ich habe dein katze getotet
yup, das ist meine Fehler, aber ist ein Fehler ich mag viel.
Also, verpiss dich
Ich traume dich tot sehen.
Verpiss dich, ich wiederhole
please, speak something in polish, we want to laugh

>>71631356
Don't lie me, we all know you want it

>>71631500
+1
at first, polish people will say no, but if you kill some germans offcially, they will join you eagerly

>>71631591
what he says, kill germans, and then we will talk
until then, fuck off

>>71631591
He just keeps lying you, huh?

>>71631662
fuck off czech, you are traitors, all you do, is start shit. we will join russia, and wreck your ass, because, why not?

>>71631635
Ok, wait a minute.
>>71631481
Hey, buddy, do you want some vodka? Or maybe to conquer Europe?

>>71631576
Polskie penisy małe jak ich samoocenę.

>>71631756
I can wait more than minute. Just fuckin' kill thm
otherwise we have nothing to talk about

>>71631756
>Or maybe to conquer Europe?
Whenever you want. Degeneracy spreading just reached it's maximum in Europe, shouldn't be too hard 2bh

>>71631781
Haha. Das ist viel gut
Bitte mehr! Bitte schon

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STOP HATING CZECH REPUBLIC ITT

>>71631694
>all you do, is start shit
I could agree or disagree, if that meant something. Both you poles and czechs wash german toilets.

>>71631842
I don't hate, I just laugh at your "republic"

>>71631825
Twoja matka powiedziała to samo. Potem przeleciałem ją. lmao

>>71631781
That's why you love it so much?

>>71631033
Ti boish'shya? Chego ti hochesh, drug?

>>71631844
only poles, but hen again, we know which toilet to attack. czechs meanwhile are busy being cocksuckers. that's all you ever do. you laugh at polish plan to explode toilets, and you never do anything relevant

>>71631914
I agree, pol-kun, i'm a cuck

>>71631885
Das ist gut. Wo hast du gelernt diese sprache?
Ich bin Beeindruckt

>>71631969
https://translate.google.com/?hl=de

>>71631965
finally. I was shitposting for years, and finally you admit to being shit. Why do I feel nothing, then?

>>71631903
Nahuj latinicu, na russkoj zemlje

>>71631994
Ich bin enttäuscht
There are words that make you obvious polish
like
"wie kostet es"?

I must kill you first, though
I have your ip, it will be easy

>>71631997
All your hard work didn't pay off, poland, we just keep munching those aryan dicks

>>71632052
Which means nothing. No, there must be a bigger scheme. We never munched cocks, there must be a higher cause

>>71632045
Well I checked the English translation for my sentences until it made sense.
Glad I could fool you.

>inb4 IP tracking
:OOOOOOOOOO

>>71631997
>Why do I feel nothing, then?
Ibo ne jest pravdivy čeh, a tolko tatar

bratishki rassijanie kagda my pobyedim Yevropu?

>>71631842
HOW ABOUT NIET?

>>71632207
How about German/Russian border?

>>71632180
No zachem? Ya ne hochu v evropu, tama gei i telki s usami.

>>71632180
Evropa sama sebya pobedit.

>>71632168
very naughty

>>71632229
Through Berlin?

>>71632246
THIS

>>71632230
Nu harasho alye shto my by poebali eto nashe : ^ )

Dlaczego atakujecie Polskę?
Atakujcie innych
Jestesmy niewinni

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>>71632267
delete this

>>71632301
Kto vas atakuje? Pokaž mi tyh podlecov

>>71632484
niemcy mnie atakują. jak zawsze

>>71632528
Nimcy segodnya horoshie oni vas kormyat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uwguXEHTA
Hey Poles, how well do you understand Ukrainian?

>>71633094
Just tell us, should we kill them, or let them live

>>71633094
like bunch of peasants who cannot into russian

>>71633094

Not much. Only single words or simple sentences.

>>71633365
>let them live
This. Nowdays they are quite rare you know. I guess they even belong in the Red Book

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ili Brezhnev vodku lyubil?

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>>71633725
na pewno tak

>>71633985
yevrey piervyj do vodki XD

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Is this novorossiya fighter considered hero among russian people?

>>71634281
don't know, I don't follow the events in novorossiya

Ayo rusanons help me translate this to russian
>but having good looks is what gets my vag to tingle
So far I got
>нo имeть хopoшyю внeшнocть вoзбyждaeт мoю пиздy

>>71634583
chuj dupa kurwa cipa

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>>71634718
Shoo shoo, away with you subhuman,

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>>71634805
aw shit, this gif is awesome xD
what's up britbong, why not in bed?

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>>71634583
Context?

Hello guys.
Why aren't we allowed to join?

>>71634583
Something like
>мeня вoзбyждaeт пpивлeкaтeльнaя внeшнocть
But it still sounds a bit unnatural.
Also don't use the word «пиздa», it's quite rude

>>71634878
Because either we kill the Germans or the poles don't want to be our friends.
That's how it works

>>71632267
Through Sweden.

>>71634851
doing my uni translation work that I left to the last minute
>>71634854
translation for this
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2zi24x/girls_of_reddit_what_is_more_important_looks_or/
>>71634884
Thanks. Any way to make it sound a bit more natural? Also I was pondering on whether to use pizda or not since there was 'vag' in the text but I'll take your advice and leave it out.

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damn, wanna this kind of russian qt on the right

>>71634996
>Sure people say, "Looks aren't everything," but having good looks is what gets my vag to tingle.
>Знaeтe, гoвopят: "внeшнocть - нe глaвнoe", нo этo тo, чтo дo мypaшeк взбyдopaживaeт мoю киcкy.

>>71634996
Пиздa is definitely way too rude. I don't really see a way to translate this naturally. You have to probably get creative.

basic, but shitty
>Кoнeчнo, гoвopят "внeшнocть нe глaвнoe", нo вce жe кpacoтa oчeнь мeня вoзбyждaeт.

shitty repetition, dirty, closer in style to original comment, as close as i can get probably
>Кoнeчнo, гoвopят "внeшнocть - нe глaвнoe", нo имeннo хopoшaя внeшнocть зacтaвляeт мeня тeчь.

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>>71635416
>>71635455
Thanks anons.

but goddamn does this make me realize how little Russian I know...

>>71635241
she's nice

>>71636069
and this legs :3

>>71636121

super angielski kurwo

>>71636267
wiem, że kurwa "those", późno to zdarza się

new thread?

>>71636308

no