ITT: We're all in a desert island.

>we're all

Haven't I told you before? 4chan is just me and (You)

hunt polar bears

>>71620348

>4chan is just me and (You)

L-Lewd...

get on a boat to get out of the island

how can we make this a game?

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>>71620300
Gift a woman the joy of Surprise Sex

>>71620300
go back to sleep

>>71620348
Lel.

>Fap
>Cum on the sand
>See what it looks like
>Have fun cumming on different objects I find on the island

>>71620589
Seem that we have our island scientist guys!

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>>71620300
suicide

>>71620589

Why would you cum on stuff?

>>71620731
As the head of security of the island I forbid you since suicide is illegal and penalized with death.
We will also apply marero tactics to maintain peace.

>realize life isn't anything like sandbox games
>die

*pretends to be a girl*

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>>71620300
Rape a finn.

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>>71620927

Design flag

>>71620864

Because I could.

For some reason it sounds like pleasant thing to me.

>Cumming on leafs.
>Sand
>Trees
>Into the sea
>Cumming from cliff
>Into the river
>Cumming somewhere and seeing if bugs and ants would eat it

That sounds like fun and something you couldn't do on your everyday life.

>>71620300
>Build a boat
>Brits destroy it before it leaves shore

SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR

>>71621232

I don't think animals or insects would like to taste your cum desu.

>>71621232

Pretty sure you can do those things in everyday life.

Not that you should, mind

>>71621388

Why? It's a good source of proteins

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Quick, fellow Americans, come to the bunker!

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find all the obese, homestuck, virgin, traploving spergs engaging in pic related and club them to death

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>>71621461

Weird shit can happen.

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>stuck in an island full with weirdos virgins

probably would be raped

I'd immediately find a boyfriend and go from there.

>>71621613
>womanlet

No thanks

>>71621613
I wouldn't dare burn calories on a measly woman

>>71621729
>Short women arent cute

kill yourself

>>71621636

H-hey :3

>>71621867
I like men that are smaller than me and feminine but that prefer topping

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>>71622043

>mfw 198cm

Try to find out why is there cum everywhere in this island.

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>Mfw all these fags thinking that the entire island would be a sausagefest.
jeez guys its like you are not aware that %99 of 4chan is made from 16 year old japanese school girls

>>71622373
What the fuck I'm 190.5cm

What do you eat

>>71622397

*polish moans in distance*

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>>71622625
Penis

>>71621636
this

>>71622625

Nothing special, just my Arab genes.

>>71621355
Maybe if you weren't helping out the French, none of this would have happened.

>>71620300
As head of Police, I would make sure STRICT Sharia law is enforced. Death penelty and/or sexual slavery for anyone who disobeys.

>>71623263

But he is. >>71620868

Genocide the Hues

>>71623361
fug

i'll just be head of sharia police then

That island isn't big enough for all of 4chan

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>>71620300
Fuck a monkey.

>>71620300
Build board native style. Try surfing. Realize there's no surf. Just float and swim and eat crabs fish and make coconut bread.
Try not to get raped by poles and Aussies because I'm cute af.

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>>71623518
*Teleports behind you*

>>71623614
Be my bitch and I'll protect you.

Prison rules

>>71623810
b-but that's gay?

>>71623903
Its either that or be the island bike where everyone gets a ride

>>71623494
>>71623595

bit rude

>>71623595
>>71624037
When monkeys can move like this, you can really blame him
https://youtu.be/dQ2t7TalPUg

>>71624170

You hate us because we dance?

*dances furiously*

>>71623958
Please use lot of coconut oil

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>>71621556
what game is this
is it Tera or something like that

>>71624239
The only lube we'll be using is your spit.

>>71624234
if you look anything like >>71624170, i'll suck you off

>>71620300
>you wake up in this island
>it is new earth island

>must manage to do with Gaijins
it deserves Sudoku

Probably just walk back to my house désu

>>71621529
thats a trench
a trench bunker is a pillbox
this is just a ditch

>This is a desert
Brazilian education, everyone.
Well for one thing, most of /int/ would suddenly drop down to a healthy weight from having to do things and walk around. Also the diet would be much better, if there was indeed a diet at all.

>>71620434
Here is your (you) for the joke about Lost

Find the hatch and drink dharma beer

>>71621232
I once came on a tree deep in the forest while imagining the most exquisite forest nymphs.
10/10 fap.

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>>71620300
>desert
no
>island full of 4channer
Prepare myself for the live enactment of Lord of the Flies

I'd whore myself out with no shame whatsoever desu

suck the farts out of femanons assholes

>>71628750
>>71629024
He obviously meant deserted you dumb fucks

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>>71620348
Had a hideous thought the other day at work that what if only you are real, everyone else is an illusion and I'm just living out some simulated life.

Think I've been watching too much Tim and the schizo is rubbing off on me.

>>71621729
>>71621765
you guys are assholes. That girl is cute as hell. I would absolutely rape her.

watch this idiots panic
die from starvation

>>71630585
>die from starvation
Is your fucking national sport?

>>71630712
Do NOT bully Ukraine. She is cute and my gf

>>71630712
kek

>>71630712
Maybe. I think we can use your liver as distiller.

>>71630815
I'm a male (male) and that means I'm absolutely unvaluable.

Find a place to hide from everyone so I won't be killed and eaten. Maybe watch >>71620589 cum on stuff before I leave though

>>71630861
You're one to be talking.

Team up and form/get into a tribe, then convince the tribe that I'm still useful once my epilepsy kicks in due to lack of medication.

>>71631757
me too please

>>71620300
I demand a sacrifice