/brit/

>>71615670
Nice

janny PUHLEASE

JAAAAAANYYYYYYYYY

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remember, he's watching you

>>71615670
I hope this gets deleted

FUCK YOU JANNY

if janny deletes this thread he is going against the rule made by his bosses as the previous thread is on page 7

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you just KNOW

Just saw a trailer for the new Mass Effect, what's with the tumblrface?

>Janny leaves the cuck thread up
I AM SO SHOCKED BY THIS WHO COULD'VE FORESEEN THIS HAPPENING

little compilation I did for you lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5otxLS3qc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j65v7OqlW6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSUgOmP66Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY1Z0sNJOvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFlUXG_4ST0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfMCibm02ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKzT0z3gOtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHqR2ZIdt14

DELET JANNY DELETT!!!

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>>71615764
>>71615670

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>>71615670

If janny doesn't delete this edition we learn a LOT more about janny

>>71615757
telling people you're a janitor will get your removed from "staff"

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>>71615670
good post

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>yfw da tricky trees get a late one

>>71615799
cute boi !!

>>71615777
don't care

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>be 35
>my idol is The Dude
>The Dude is just like me.
>Overweight
>no job because not wageslave
>superior to everyone
>no aspirations but leeching off the system that so terribly wronged me.
>mummy arranges another of my mandatory play dates with one of her friends daughter from yoga class.
>she shows up to my living room that night and sees me in my robes and sunglasses get up.
>mummy says 'Anon why aren't you ready for your play date yet?'
>My date is a moderate HB8, well below my standards.
>"ah The Dude is ready can I offer you a white Russian?" I ask as I pull a lukewarm carton of milk that has been sitting by my side for the last 4 hours.
>HB8 feels uncomfortable by my relaxed confidence.
>*smirks*
>Time to initiate step 5 of the PUA plan I read on /r/seduction and lure her away to a quiet spot.
>"Want to get out of here?"
>S-sure anon...
>take my hand out of my robe pocket where I have been fiddling with silly putty all day.
>my slimey hand gives me extra grip to make her follow me.
>lead her to my room.
>uh this is a nice room anon...
>she notices my Persian rug with all of my ketchup and love stains on them, the scent gets her excited to the point that her eyes start watering.
>That's nice carpet anon...
>*Smirk while I take a sip from my warm white russian*
>"Yeah it really ties the room together"
>I cum in my robes
>HB8 Demands I bear her a child.
>The Dude Abides.

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walks towards you

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>>71615764
>>71615670

So here’s a plan. Take the dire state of the Palace of Westminster, and the paucity of good ways of managing and funding the necessary repairs, as an opportunity to rebalance Britain by making a city other than London the capital. That city should be Manchester.

>>71615792
He's right. There are 3 (THREE) active /brit/ threads right now.

>>71615797
Fucking state of these people

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janny...

>>71615836
that bit of exposed tummy makes her look very dumpy

>>71615772
Was made by tumblr people. There's even an anti white Indian guy in the development team. Manveer something, totally racist. But against whites it's okay.

>>71615819
that's not the tranny though

>Janny leaves the BLACK'D thread up

typical, they don't even hide it any more

>>71615844
Edinburgh, Birmingham and Saint Helier are ahead of Manchester in that race though

>india


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mPKcrhtz5g

>>71615893
it's a tranny, maybe not the one you were thinking of

Trannys team getting absolutely BTFO by cute captains team

Really do not want to be bombarded with political messages and opinions in walks of life

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>>71615891

>>71615899
>troll the janitor for 20 minutes
>get trolled yourself

Ironic

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>>71615899
>waaaaah the jews have infiltrated the 4chan janitorial team

Bioware games are made through brute strength
they're wholly incompetent and all of their games are mediocre but their huge budget at least produces something playable

>>71615917
what the actual fuck is wrong with him

>>71615922
false

>>71615947
alri janny

im unironically a layabout who wears a bathrobe all day

aiming for the Corneliu Codreanu haircut

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thicc brown girls

>>71615964
He's living life, nothing wrong with that.

>>71615986
sounds comfy

>>71616005
Wouldn't make you any less ugly

reckon they should turn the houses of parliament into a museum and move the entitled cunts to brumtown

see how they like it then lmao

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Tfw no Isabel Hardman gf

>>71616007
y-you spilled a bit..

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>>71616044
ooooo you bitch!

look at me again and I heem you

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>>71615947
>troll the janitor
>by making threads well past the bump limit

so british normies are really similar to normie yanks huh?

met a few last night

>>71616066
FONT

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Now where could my pipe be...

>>71616007
Slagg

>>71616108
Up your jacksey you smegable arsefool

>>71616096
what were they like

haven't been abroad since 2014 but don't have that much money to spend

>>71616096
i wouldn't say so

>>71615891

A girl like that deserves the best

>>71615986
I'm literally laying about right now as I type.

>>71616085
Bump limit isn't the same as time for the new thread in /brit/

You know this and make new threads anyway

Trolling

>>71616156
what are you implying

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Got some pics of the tranny.

i always picture australia as one big country of beach going normies

>>71616156
t. pekka tyrone goldberg

>>71616198
What do you picture Ireland as

business idea: gf in a can (just add water)

>>71616195
not the best picture of her

>>71616175
wrong
foj

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>hey anon, you mind if I use your computer to check something real quick?
>I just need to download this thing, just go to your Downloads folder and we'll find it in there

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ayyyy

>>71615825
You should be conscripted into penal regiments tbqh

Business idea: pozzable negholes in a can (just add infected cum)

>>71616198
>Australia is one of the most urbanised nations in the world, with an oft-quoted figure of 85% of the population living within 50km of the coast
they aren't?

>>71616212
basically the same, except you cunts use Euros

>>71616212
bunch of whinging twats with a massive chip on their shoulder

multiculturalism is suicide

>>71616243
>putting risque shit in common folders
your own fault

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fucks sake cant concentrate on watching batman begins when i have /brit/ open

reeeee

>>71616253
Shut up

>>71616289
a potato chip, perhaps

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The guy is really annoying too.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39077231

British conspiracy theorist Max Spiers died in Poland in July 2016.

He believed he had superhuman abilities and that his mind had been altered as a child.

>>71616318
>>71616250
looks like a bloke tbqh

>>71616149
yes. both versions are pretty attention seeking and loud.

>>71616144
nice lads. really confident and sort of loud. but people loved them obviously since they were "foreign"

Hey guys, regards

Mike brown x

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What? If we all mix together unique cultures and races will blend together and the whole world will become the same and end conflict. It is the end goal for humanity and Japan not becoming the multicultural, multiracial, multilinguistic and multi religious society like every western country is holding back humanity.

>>71616318
More convincing than the """female""" captain

>>71616345
Because it is.

good fruit tastes even better than sweeties

>>71616359
>both versions are pretty attention seeking and loud
yeah sure but there's a lot of cultural differences

>>71616198
It's accurate 2bh, I see people here going on about interacting with some normies or Chads when they go outside sometimes but that is literally all you find here. Go to the chops and there'll be a Stacy or Chad on the tills, go to the pub and Deano's dad and his mates will be there downing pints, there is no escape

How do I make the best cream cheese and salsa dip

>>71616318
Didn't think trannies in British uni's were real, always imagined it to be a yank fairytale.

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>>71616243
Desktop downloads folder is pretty clean but this laptop's DL folder is full of all kinds of weird shit.

gone back to yotsuba b after using tomorrow for about a year

feels very weird

>autismal tranny's team won

Fuck

>>71616383
yeah of course. they were just more similar than I thought they'd be.

playing beer pong and got along really well with other yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCipKmyngLY&list=LLD5Wsn4RKmDg1O3Qg0as2Lw&index=1

Maisie is fucking ugly though

just ate a big juicy steak for lunch

it was delicious

>>71616442
i reckon normies all tend to have similar traits

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>>71616243
>the website they are going to starts with an x and you've forgotten to clear history

>>71616432
haha top patter jakey boy

up 4 summit tonight?? not doing owt

>>71616472

the plebs on UC couldn't identify the cars lmao

>>71616318
>Studying computer science

What is it about that subject and spergs. Swear the people I knew who did it were even worse than any chemistry, physics or engineering people for autism.

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>>71616446
excellent post

>>71616432
>garlic bread with chilie con carne

what kind of fucking spiv does this?

>>71616486
I literally installed a brand new browser just so it would have a clean history.

just had sex for the past 4 hours or so
it was pretty nice

we both came

>>71616432
If I talked to or about my mum like that I'd get what's known as "a good hiding."

>>71616451
red meat is bad for you

>>71616534
4 hours is bad for you but especially her

money saving expert is great

Whats a japanese normie like do you lads reckon?

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profound

janny...

>>71616499
I did maths and shared a few lectures with comp sci students and literally all of them were spergs. A lot of them had visibly greasy hair and a pungent odor about them.

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Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZxj4qEBGM8

Just realised I missed Gogglebox

>>71616577
im in the engineering department which we share with them and yeah, they're all spergs
they're drawn to it to make le epic videogames

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>>71616570
is dis horishime

>>71616562
why

>>71616552
>4 hours is bad for you but especially her
what?
I doubt most people can even last that long
and it's not like either of us are super sore from that

>>71616603
>watching people watch other people on TV
Sad case, sort yourself out

>>71616586
which one

>>71616586
>6MB/s

Wew

had sex with a lass last night and dont know her name

definitely worried because she gave me a condom she had to use

>>71616573
He's here

>>71616577
Were there any women there?

>>71616586
Getting Civ 4? That's the best one from what I've heard. It's better than 5.

fucking hell apparently now it's 10 portions of fruit and veg a day

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>>71616586
Which one? wanna play?

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>>71616552
>red meat is bad for you
absolutely do NOT care

it was delicious

>>71616666
Getting Four 6's?

>>71616569
goes to the bar after his office job every day to get steaming off sake then go to the brass gaff

>>71616645
FONYT

anyone unironically into cuckolding?

Ive had a gf before and the idea of watching her be a total slut to another guy is pretty hot

dont care for that interracial part

>>71616698
It's not about what turns you on, that's voyeurism

Cuckoldry is about what's best for her, despite what you want

>>71616663
In the maths lectures? Yeah. Maths is quite normie. At least for the first year or two and if you keep away from the proof heavy courses.

Broke my thumb after falling off my bike

these days if you say you're english, they throw you in jail

>>71616499
>>71616577
>>71616623
d-delete these

TV is for brainlet automatons

>>71616749
www.dailymail.co.uk

>>71616749
T. Express

>>71616784
it's all jewish propaganda

>>71615670
>oi mate, you 'eard that new grime toon from stormzy?

Why are brits so cringey?

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i thought the pound would have recovered by now bloody brexits

>>71616770
How many sperglords do you know?

if you prefer summer over winter you're literally not white

actually.. on second thought our winter is probably more harsh than your summer in terms of temp/humidity and one of you smartarse cunts would reply pointing this out. so as a conclusion, disregard this post, have a nice day, and get fucked.

just realised bonjour literally just means good day. Why are other languages so basic and shit?

>>71616749
and jail is a fucking holiday, brink back hanging is what I say

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>>71616789

might order a takeaway with my nonexistent funds

>>71616816
i know like 4 people from my course who are all cool druggo kids, don't go to lectures because the vast majority of my course are spergs and all the lecturers are shit

mostly friends with people from other courses desu

Are there any non-normie english girls? Or are they all stacies?

>>71616318
FRITZLANG

>>71616871
clearly a parody account

>>71616871
me in the pic

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>>71616871
fake account

how many fake things have you fallen for?

>>71616880
only the absolute mingers I reckon
I think it's the same everywhere though

>>71616868
Do you they do well at the course?

I did chemistry and a lot of the le epic party cool kids either dropped out or ended up with the bare minimum pass.

*points to sky*
*makes ring with index finger*
*shows palms*

tremendous

>>71616880
If they are over a 6, they are a stacy.
If they are under a 6, they are not a girl.
So, conclusively, no.

>>71616871

no subtlety at all
very poor effort

>>71616927
mostly on track for 2:1s at least, some for firsts

computer science is actually pretty easy if you understand it, half the sperglords are actually bad at the course and spend their entire time struggling to get a reasonable grade

Lad keeps bringing his annoying girlfriend to the pub with him when we all go out. It wouldn't be bad if she was normal but she's a 'nerd girl' who bangs on about muh feminism and racism and all that.

Really not very fun to be around, the things some blokes will do for a bit of fanny.

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>>71616871
>foreners

https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/835527589036949505
>make people vote on a poll
>it's automatically null and void because people I don't like voted on it

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>>71616289
>>71616316
yous always moan about us on here though

whats up yer bum innit

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me very soon

i'm a couple of trips away from transcendence

>>71616871
EDL was co-opted. Tommy Robinson did nothing wrong.

>>71616871
its a parity account. there are plenty of similar strength

>>71616990
Can't understand why any lad would want to be with someone like that.

>>71616990
you sound jealous

>>71616990
You see if me and my mates were in that scenario we'd just take the piss out of her til she cries and leaves

Is she goodlooking?

>>71617019
nowt wrong with any of that

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>>71616998

Stop harassing teenage girls on twitter

>>71616940
I thought over there you could go to jail for this horrible " hate speech".

>>71617042
She probably lets him put his willy inside her

>>71616990
would you tho

>>71617033
A couple trips away from permanent brain damage and disorder

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>BBBBRRAAAPPPPPFFT
ODER... ODER, ODER

>>71617042
Some people desperately need a gf no matter what.

I know a few lads who will put up absolute horrors just so they can say they have a gf.

>>71617073
Scotland maybe. We have more freedom than you do. After all, it was england that invented it.

>>71617116
Would you fuck up, obvious satire, we get it

god the culture in the UK is way fucking better than the rest of europe.

>>71617019
the costa del sol makes it

>>71616998

this cunt needs more miscarriages

honestly hope she dies in a hotel fire

>>71616868
be honest did you get into it because of video games
i shan't lie i started to want to study engineering because of Deus Ex

>>71617180
no and i hate people who took computer science because they want to make games with a passion

>>71617176
That Alfie song was a tune tho

>>71617116
would smash a pint with any of these EDL lads 2bh

>>71617180
>i shan't lie i started to want to study engineering because of Deus Ex

waht

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>tescos finest vanilla mousse
only goes up from here lads

>>71616998
it's probably not very scientifically valid anyway

What are some normie degrees?

>>71617238
>same format every time

really weak bants

>>71617283
English or any languages.

>>71617283
childhood studies
psychology
accounting

>>71617283
drama

>>71617206
good lad, just dont try to make ai x
>>71617235
it's got cool robots in it mate

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Bought two of these today.

Do you have them in Britannia?

>>71617283
working for videogames

>>71616819
Cause we use latin or greek for most of our compound nouns/phrases instead of the Queen's English.

I have a st George flag, donate to Britain First and have patriotic tattoos

still working o the beer belly

>>71617319
more into the security side of it desu

>>71615777
nice my gf says you have great taste

>>71617283
i'm doing IT
full of normies despite what the tards itt say

>>71617340
>IT
>degree

how's your spreadsheets going lad

>this mong who keeps posting parody accounts
yes the first couple were funny, you can give it a rest now

>>71617340
Any autist can study the stuff at uni, doesn't mean you're able to get a job out of it.

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>>71617330
kinda looks like that

>>71617283
>>71617283
>>71617283
How has no one said marketing?

>>71617338
top lad

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>>71617283

film and media

>>71617319
oh right

have you made any security bots?

>>71616998
>i'm not hateful like this bigoted racists!
>let me show how tolerant i am towards x by attacking y
ah yes, luvvies

>>71617378

Yeah but bigger, no jam but there's almond paste underneath the cream.

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Taking a walk to the local off license for a few bottles of cider 2bh lads I need the exercise

Instead of saying 'don't' I say 'danny' i'm just that sort of chap

>>71617114
>we have more freedom than you do
>can't even defend himself if someone trespasses on his property

Easy there Jeremy

>>71617283
Business
Marketing
English
History

>>71617421
omg you look like an anime with that toast haha

>>71617421
American roads are far too wide and everywhere is unwalkable except for the very centre of big cities..

Terrible.

What's the most rorke degree?

discover weekly is shite again lads

So the plan is for reddit (or rather its parent company) to take over 4chan, introduce names (you'll still be anon just people can't request to see your history but you will have a name). /pol/ will be banned in favour or a more user friendly board, and an upvote system will be introduced

>>71617432
>He can't defend himself without a firearm
You useless cunt. kek, Americans are so fucking pathetic.

>>71617401
not yet but when i graduate i will x

>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
>You can search Twitter using the search box below or return to the homepage.

So I take it Lily Allen's poll didn't go as planned?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39091858
>Three people have been injured in the German city of Heidelberg after a man drove a car into a pedestrian area.

>>71617473
computer science or physics

>>71617473
Sport science.

>>71617498
so sad!

>>71617498
islam at it again

>>71617498
>It is not clear what the man's motives were.
hmm

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>>71617498

probably a garbage truck

might start a band and become the next beatles, can't be that hard

>>71617498
the boyos at it again haha

>>71617570
foy

>>71617570
>garbage
>truck

foy

>>71617498
I wonder who could be behind this attack.

>>71617498
Eye witnesses claim the man shouted "God is greatest" in Arabic during the incident

>>71617283
chemistry

>>71617482
No m8 I mean you can't defend yourself at all. I've seen several articles from Britain about people getting in trouble with the law for stabbing or shooting someone that broke into their house. It's madness I tell you.

>>71617614
>The motive is unclear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc_p4x7m9P4

succumbed to a cheeky no gf

Yesterday in the barbers the feeling of the hot razor on the back of my head was so euphoric and calming that I fell asleep there in the chair and had to be woke Up

Barber should of just slashed my throat when he had the opportunity

>>71617631
I could put you out of action for a good few weeks with just my hands. Keep thinking you're hard with you gun when in reality I'd take it off you snap your jaw in seconds.

>>71617473
history

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>>71617498
>It is not clear what the man's motives were.

>>71617614
so it's not a real muslim then

>>71617679
>Yesterday in the barbers the feeling of the hot razor on the back of my head was so euphoric and calming that I fell asleep there in the chair and had to be woke Up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response

/brit/ and /pol/ COMPLETELY BTFO AND DESTROYED

https://youtu.be/lDlofPAOZy0

imagine believing in a god lads

>>71617693
Shut up mate. You have tiny hands, skinny wrists, no muscle and a pencil neck.

>>71617661
had a similar experience, but with a no gf (male), reckon you could help me out with that lad?

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really makes one ponder

>>71617473
Advanced Welding
Machining / Tool and Die
Brew Master

Business idea: cut my hair and get a job

>>71617263
Oh shit, didn't see those. I only had a bunch of the yoghurts. 3 for £2?

Thanks for the heads up!

>>71617693
Did you just completely ignore everything I said in the post you just responded to?

>>71617743
fuck off bender

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_finger_trap

hmmm

really makes you think..

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run over and killed by an errant bin lorry
tragic waste. many lads would have had a good go in that fanny which is now rotted away

>>71617744
Aye and the fucking state of them both the reprobates

>>71617498
>His motives are unclear, but terrorism is not suspected and he is thought to have acted alone, police say.

so it's a white man?

>>71617732
>people disagree with her
>delete tweet
>accuse people who mention it of bigotry

Why is Lily Allen such a thin skinned whinger?

>>71617744
not sure that diverse mudblood racists are better than all white non-racists

would prefer the latter meself

>>71617732
>when im a big boy imma write for vice
not aimed at /brit/ tbf

https://twitter.com/SylvieKauffmann/status/835532710298939392
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39091858
howling

>>71617732
>Strawman: the video
Very nice I like it

>>71617679

congrats you can experience ASMR

used to get it as a child at the opticians

>>71617732
Strawmanning people you don't like sure is the adult way to go about things.

>>71617798
is this the return of /dead girls/

>>71617732
was at a festival and i heard some people who knew her parents talking about how her parent's are ashamed of her lmao

>>71617798
What's wrong with you you fucking freak

>>71617744
lmaoing at how /pol/ is just a bunch of mixed race yanks pretending to be white

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>>71617498
hmmm, ah yes

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Janny thread deletion in 5... 4... 3...

>>71617861
sounds legit

Really hope the attacker is white

>>71617802
>motives are unclear
>acted alone
>mentally disturbed
they always do that when it's islam. they'll update it in 5-6 hours when the story dies down.

>>71617732
think you meant "grime posters btfo"

just enrolled in uni lads
majoring in no gfology
with a minor in that feel

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>was at a festival and i heard some people who knew her parents talking about how her parent's are ashamed of her lmao

>>71617790
Yeah but you can defend yourself. You can't use excessive force though. Which I think is reasonable.

>>71617793
she'll be right, m8

>>71617839
funny how they forget to mention that the lorry attack was because of islam and pakis

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Jen "Legs of IT" Barber will never be grimed

>>71617918
>Really hope the attacker is white

>His motives are unclear, but terrorism is not suspected and he is thought to have acted alone, police say.

>Police were unable to confirm local media reports that the Heidelberg attacker was mentally disturbed.

That's exactly what he is. These two lines are code for "thank fuck, it's not Al Qaeda this time"

woi oi oi

>>71617732

would heem her to death if she appeared on my bed like that

>>71617944
The very look of jay is archetypically ænglo

The very look of him cracks me up

>>71617913
>>71617944

honestly why would i make that up
do you think i think lilly allen browses /brit/?

>>71617861
fingered her backstage once

>>71617875
I'd love to shag some rotten fanny.

Jayposting is my favourite gimmick

>>71617929
not sure how you worked this one out
lily is a big fan of grime

>>71617732
Who is this aimed at? There's a lot of contradictory statements in that song

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1950s style is the best, women were women and men were men.

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am i at least a 4/10?

>>71618038
>Who is this aimed at?
the irish
lilly "cromwell" allen at it again

>>71617947
So if someone breaks into your home who, for all you know, could be trying to murder you and your family you think all you should be able to use is your hands? Even if there's a knife or gun near by? What if the guys a foot and a half taller than you? I can't believe any in this world could be so concerned about the well being of someone whose broken into their home.

>>71617875

necrophilia is the final redpill

her insta is still up btw

>>71618050
nah

>>71618073
You're a 7.5/8 tbqh

Appreciate the hawaiicore

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englandland will endure

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Arrests for cannabis possession in England and Wales have dropped by 46% since 2010, figures obtained by BBC Breakfast suggest.

Cautions fell by 48% and the number of people charged fell by 33%, according to data from police forces released under the Freedom of Information Act.

Crime survey data suggests cannabis use remained roughly level from 2010-15.

One force which no longer targets cannabis users said officers had been "freed up" for "more important" work.

>>71617498
>Police were unable to confirm local media reports that the Heidelberg attacker was mentally disturbed.
Because mentally sound people drive their cars into strangers all the time

>>71618073
bet he could take any runts gf

>I don't like girls much
>They're kind of silly
>unless of course
>they wanna play with my willy

AHAHAHA! Lily Allen does it again!!!