/brit/

1st for anime is shit

Just when I thought I was out

they pull me back in!

>>71612269
Nationalism should be a crime

>>71612307
agreed

>>71612307
t. pakigf poster

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dormer 2bh lads

Being Irish should be a crime

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Need a right wing gf

If my mother asks me to take care of my niece one more time her and the child are getting fucking decked

need a thicc bf

>>71612307
rasheed goldstein

Does America actually have any gun laws, like could you buy a tank or an attack helicopter if you had the money

Would love Obama to shag my arse desu

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BREGGSIT MEANS WEGGSIT

>>71612338
shes hideous

this is a tad abstract but I need help

There was a program on during the day back in around '95 that I used to watch. I think it was a game show. All I know about it is that it had green coloured balls.
I used to watch it during dinner when my mum gave me a jam sandwich and those biscuits that have the stickmen doing spots.

I really want to know what it's called.

>>71612458
terribly undescriptive

>>71612458
snooker

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>>71612229
at your service

Wish I was a rich old man playing golf all day in one of those funny hats and a polo tucked into my wacky shorts

really miss living in a residence with more than one bathroom

absolutely touching cloth right now cos this bint wont get out of the shower

>>71612480
I think the balls might have also turned blue

>>71612414
>like could you buy a tank or an attack helicopter if you had the money
You can buy tanks in the UK mate

http://www.tanks-alot.co.uk/sales.htm

Lads.

Man, I wish I lived with a dis-inhibited blonde lesbian who sold me drugs

Sadiq Khan today ignites the independence debate by comparing Scottish nationalism to racism.

Writing in the Record, the Labour Mayor of London insists there is no real difference between voting for a separate Scotland and “trying to divide us on the basis of background, race or religion”.

Khan also compares Nicola Sturgeon’s SNP to politicians like Donald Trump who seek to fuel division.

>>71612503
Wouldn't mind giving her a cuddle :3

>>71612506
are you enjoying lyon lad

>>71612540
he's right there

>>71612540
#madman

>>71612506
>absolutely touching cloth right now
is this a french saying that doesn't translate?

Always wondered how an English accent sounds to native speakers when speaking other languages

https://twitter.com/lilyallen/status/835441593528254464


>51% Paki
HOWLING

bit mental that landlords over here get away with so much

you can't pull half the shit they pull here in other western countries

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>>71612540
Remind people born in Scotland voted to leave but English people kept them in haha

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>>71612540
is this nigga serious SF and SNP are lefty-liberal as fuck

>>71612570
you probably just take on your teacher's accent

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>>71612458
turnabout?

>>71612580
>I don't hate all pensioners but
SCREAMING

>>71612580
>Can't you see this country is being taken over by hate extremist pensioners.
ah yes, who could forget those marches in support of fascism through the high streets of Cornwall

>>71612560
no its english

surprised youve not heard it

>>71612544
yeah diggin it

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Fuming lads, they named a brand of wet wipes after my willy

>>71612645
Classic

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PHYSICALLY REQUIRE a feedee gf

only had 5 beers last night and i feel a bit rough

am i getting old now lads? fucking hell

>>71612560
touching cloth is a british term (so close to pooing that the poo is touching your pants -- touching cloth)

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>>71612580
She's already closed the poll kek

this frenchman is more english than the australian

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>>71612580


>I don't hate all pensioners just the extremists.Can't you see this country is being taken over by hate extremist pensioners.


literally what drugs is this single mother whore on?

>>71612662
more

>>71612665
Did you eat a decent sized meal before or after? If not then that might explain it.

>>71612673

still there for me, maybe you're banned

>>71612609
That's the thing, no matter how much you pander to them the non whites will never be happy

They want more and more and more forever no matter how far you go it will never be enough

>>71612710
stufferdb.com/index?/category/1306-tianastummy

>>71612307
it is. go ahead and try killing a traitorous politician in the name of your country

>>71612531
i expected a mockery but i was mistaken

FUCK AUSSIES

Scottish nationalism is inherently Anglophobic

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>>71612580
>Kensington
She is the definition of a champagne socialist

>>71612710
i had a ready meal curry from aldi and some grapes

>>71612518
mate

>>71612774

>3am

ah yes, a great mother

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>>71612750
this 2bh
>>71612778
cunt

>>71612722
Banned from what?

Why do the right use phrases like 'pouring unlimited money into the nhs' when we spend a smaller percentage of GDP on healthcare than almost all countries we usually compare ourselves to

lily alenowitz

>>71612812

banned by her. have you every shitposted at her before?

>>71612737
>no nudes
disappointing but thanks

wearing those pants that unzip at the knee

>>71612818
lel who says 'pouring unlimited money into the nhs'?

Velvet / Jenny Francis Interlude is the best track out of gang signs & prayer?

we need to stop pouring unlimited money into the NHS

pouring unlimited money into the nhs

>>71612775
>ready meal curry from aldi
grim

>>71612836
No she hasn't banned me, I can follow or unfollow her.

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Privatise the NHS now!

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.

>>71612818
the nhs is reet
never let me down

well, it HAS, but it got it right in the end

>>71612875
But I like escaping north of the border for free healthcare on behalf of the taxpayer of a country I don't economically contribute to! So does my family and friends!

pouring unlimited beer into my gullet

>>71612858
Saw it on Guido Fawkes

https://order-order.com/2017/02/24/politically-weaponised-nhs-disarmed/#disqus_thread

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>>71612542
just a cuddle? x

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ah yes lily allen

we should pour the footballers wages into the nhs

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>>71612907
did the irish have an NHS in 1649

they certainly needed it

pouring unlimited cum into my boipucci

>>71612935
haha parenthesis meme :)
anime pictures :)
kangz :)

genuine question: are there any lasses in this thread?

>>71612926
I bet the latex smells nice

>>71612938
Nah mate but we do have it now provided for free off the limp wristed ængle cuckolds

just transferred money from my mum's account to my account but it went out of hers and hasn't gone in to mine WHERE IS IT

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Blue top milk is for cereal
Green top milk is for tea/coffee
Red top milk is girls on a diet
Jersey (gold top) milk is for special occasions

is there any point training new doctors when robots will be better than them in 10 years

>>71612935
/pol/ is an embarassment

>>71612991
don't worry lad we take care of all our fellow britons

>>71612926
not the ideal outfit for a bit of rough and tumble

>>71613010

not an argument

>>71612935
You can practically smell the underage reddit from people like this, so desperate to make it clear they're hip and cool and up to date on all the new "in jokes" from the 'chan

>>71612540
so this is no different to pakistani/indian independence?

typical cuckdem

pouring unlimited no gf into my feel

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>>71613003
My bank account.

Your so cute xx

>>71613007
stop drinking milk you're not a child/baby/toddler, you don't need it anymore

After western european migrants, Indian migrants are the best in the UK

>>71613040

Like Australians who post in /brit/

why are all popular youtube videos terrible?

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BEST GIRL

>>71613054
poleaboo

Note how these /pol/ social media accounts all have anime display photos

Noting a striking correlation between browsing /pol/, being an ugly cretinous failure and watching anime

It's like these variables are co dependent on one another, amazing

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>>71612969
BOI POOCHIE

ol 'cide

>>71613079
because the average person has an average or below average IQ and they have shit taste because of their low IQ

>>71612818
same reason "the left" uses phrases like literally hitler

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We don't have mushy peas in boogaria, we have regular peas in a can, how do I make mushy peas?
Can I store them for long periods in the fridge?

why do british pakis hate us so much

>>71613071
The differences between our two countries is so small in many ways that it's hard to distinguish between things people are saying to try to fit in and just normal things we do or have as well 2bh

>>71613003
it can take a few hours, especially on a weekend

>>71613007
>cereal for breakfast
I'd rather not
>milk in my tea
I'd rather not
>milk in my coffee
I'd rather not
>special milk
I'll take three

>>71613007
I get through quite a fair amount of milk, always green. I recently tried a bit of blue and I couldn't really notice a difference drunk straight

>>71612969
>>71613103
note: pucci died on his way back to his home planet

most of the people from /pol/ at the he will not divide us stream were darkies
weird

we should not let the poor into the nhs

>>71613103
This video makes me shudder

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>hmmmm I wonder what two bottles of craft ale I should purchase for tonight

>>71613131
we're with the same bank and its usually instantaneous :\

>>71613124
>We don't have mushy peas in boogaria

We're all worrying about these Syrians while Bulgarians don't have any mushy peas

there's no justice

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Back when women were women

>>71613103
still want to know who this is, wanked to that video so much that it's become boring. need new material

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>>71613065
Keeps your bones strong and brings your stress levels down, enjoy your brittle body pal

>>71613124
you buy marrowfat peas and cook them for a long time until they turn into a mush

>>71613147
it's old people who have nothing better to do, junkies, and hypochondriacs who waste the nhs's time

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my teeth/gums stink but if i brush them then i can't eat or drink anything tasty for a couple of hours

Hmm I wonder if the people in this general are actually intelligent or just so accustomed to sounding like an intelligent sperg after many years of browsing the chon but are really dumb as shite irl

its young squeaky and young thug
i think im on 3 druuuuugs

>>71613133
t. rasheed on holiday

>>71613195
there's plenty of other sources of calcium

milk just makes you spotty and fat

>>71613220
i've seen through the lies of the sjw. I have a high iq

>/brit/ on weekdays when only NEETs post is full of autists, racists, anime nonces, anger, bitterness, frustration
>weekend /brit/ is a fun, semi-normie radical centrist general that's actually funny and interesting

Makes you think........

>>71613228
Actual Fact: Rasheeds don't take holidays.

>>71613195
you don't need milk past breastfeeding age, you don't see other animals harvesting other species' milk do you?

Burnt the ol' fingertips
Wish I was dead

>>71613195
I take calcium supplements

just sold my half broken phone to CEX for £100 lmao

some poor bastard is gonna buy it

>>71613257
whites are a special kind of animal

>>71613220
like most channers i was good at maths and sciences but arse at english and the rest

>>71613135
>I recently tried a bit of blue and I couldn't really notice a difference drunk straight
It's thicker and creamier, which is why it's good for cereal.

>>71613260
I thought Irishmen don't feel pain

>>71613257
You don't see animals doing literally 99% of the shit we do or eating 99% of the shit we do

When was the last time you saw animals cooking you fucking mong

>>71613290
exact opposite desu
can't add more than two digit numbers together without a calculator

first zoot of the day

Wish I liked something manly like sports or cars. I'm such a bent twat.

>>71613282
>cex
alri' bruv

rarely consume milk and when i do its in a milkshake or chocolate milk and ive never broken a bone

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which one should I watch?

gonna listen to big mike's new album

Smeg me Arse, radical centrism is one hell of a gimmick

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>see this
what do?

Tried Greek yoghurt cos I need more healthy fats in my diet but it isn't very nice

>>71613336
american beauty is the only good one

>>71613336
Goodbye, Lenin! is actually a VERY good movie, highly recommended

>>71613269
Ok Mr Cyborg

>>71613243
>milk just makes you spotty and fat
No it doesn't

>>71613257
Fuck off abbo cunt, just cos you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean everyone else is

everyone with strong convictions is retarded

>>71613323
how about chess

Bought Run the Jewels on vinyl today

Guess my skin colour

>>71613336
k-on

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>>71613384

milk is for cucks, the only reason you're told to drink it is because it makes money

>>71613336
Lost in Translation is ultimate comfy

>>71613336
thats a big list of 5/10 films

>>71613401
ah yes, the infamous Big Milk lobby and their malign political influence

>rail a line
>nose bleeds
shambles

>>71613390
>buying music
>vinyl
Definitely pasty white

>>71613010
not nearly as embarrassing as a publicly traded company openly and unashamedly banning anyone who doesn't advocate their political agenda

there's a reason twitter's stock is plummeting any nobody wants to buy them

>>71613336
lord of the rings
hacksaw ridge
the king's speech
sightseers
nebraska
lost in translation
me earl and the dying girl
american beauty
juno
burn after reading
dallas buyers club
tinker tailor soldier spy
submarine

reckon i shall watch a film too
wondering with one tho

>>71613452
>one

>>71613443
There literally is a big milk lobby and it is infamous

>>71613465
just cutting it down for you m8, pick one at random

>>71613390
>run the jewels
>vinyl
defo chino & boat shoes wearing twat

>>71613459
k-on

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This will probably be the picture they use of Tim on the news

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES

[YouTube] Infowars intro (embed) <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER. FAINTS SCREAMS OF SOME MAYNE STREET METEOR CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

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>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER GROUND TUNNELS BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL VAMPIRES SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

Brought to you by DNAforce©

cue the 2nd amendment

>>71613336

>Good
LOTR, Nebraska, The World's End, Me Earl & The Dying Girl, American Beauty, It's kind of a funny story, Juno, Burn After Reading, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, 50-50, Submarine

>Meh/Bad
Safety Not Guaranteed, Lost In Translation, The Spectacular Now, Dallas Buyers Club

haven't seen the rest

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*cracks open a beer*

>>71613448
White, yes. Pasty, no.

>>71613493
Don't own either of those

why do all my torrents gain speed then suddenly drop to 0 within 2 minutes and stop working

should do a /brit/ movie night desu

>>71613401
What if you own a cow?

who /pedohomo/ here?

got called a parasite in tescos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g7DrEzhFR0

has recasting EVER worked

>>71613516
Fuck off with this yank shite

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Fuck you Wall Street Journal

>>71613528
your router is shit

>>71613528
>utorrent

what should i have for din dins tonight lads? considering a chicken kebab with some mozarella sticks

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>>71612983
it does
>>71613031
why not? theres a zip

>>71613592
Annoys me how people moan about how much he earns. Since when is being rich a bad thing? Being rich is literally the only thing everyone wants

yeah, i coilddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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>Nazis are all ugl....

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WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>71613525
*slaps it out of your hand*
*taps the sign*

Turdgay

>>71613624
>he doesn't get a chicken/doner mixed kebab
amateur

>>71613642
Soldiers should get paid pewdiepies wages

>>71613658
not even the right font
zero-effort gimmick

president toilet bog fart

>>71613653
Well you're ugly aren't you

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>pokemon duel

I'M DRINKING UM BONGO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHrA8cQNRDs little protest in Nantes ahead of a FN rally

>>71613642
Do they? Is it complaints from the mainstream media?

Pretty weird to see cities and cars and apartments and shit in African countries. You always just imagine African countries being mud huts and dust everywhere

>>71613516
>[YouTube] Infowars intro (embed)

Well done retard

>>71613725
I heard they drink that stuff in the congo?

YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR YOUR BEWTS

>>71612883
mate they're just as good as the tesco ones but only £1.49

I can't tell what accent Charlie Hunnam is going for in King Arthur

>that one guy in the office who always tries to kiss the girls when we go out drinking
Feel sorry for him, he must be really desperate for sex

>>71613762
That's Paris lad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39085859

The absolute state of Labour

>>71613670
isn't doner lamb? I'm trying to only eat poultry at the moment because it's less bad for the environment+it's more healthy

>>71613793
>mate they're just as good as the tesco ones but only £1.49
They're horrid, the only ready meal curries that are decent are from Waitrose and M&S and I've tried them from all supermarkets.

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MANS NEVER BEEN IN CO OP WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN AY

all the degeneracy and problems of modern society stem from white women

trump is blocking the BBC from white house press conferences

thoughts?

>>71613642
yes
>>71613678
no
>>71613740
no
>>71613769
not really
>>71613773
yeah?
>>71613799
yes

stop grime posting gormless sack of shit yikes babe please

>>71613862
ill wait for the bbc to tell me what to think, thank you very much

>>71613871
QUIT /BRIT/

Bought a box of 'protein cookies' to try thinking they wouldn't be great but Jesus Christ these are brilliant, taste virtually the same as a normal cookie

>>71613806
>clp nominate pro-remain bliarite in major leave area to spite corbyn
fuck off
millom's a shithole

>>71613535
cow owns you
and you don't even know

wahhey they're getting rid of the ugly scotland yard building in Victoria

can already hear the german poster frothing in anger

>>71613862
ill wait for paul joseph watson to tell me what to think, thank you very much

>>71613833
Doner meat is a mixture of lamb, mutton, beef and chicken.

>>71613834
nah mate you're fully wrong

the chicken jalfrezi from aldi is actually good for a ready meal

>>71613862
Why? Any specific reason?

>>71613908
Good, that thing is retarded

>>71613862
He blocked the graun and the daily mail too

>>71613898
where'd u get them lad?

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>Anon, you're not voting Labour are you? You do know Corbyn supports the IRA and Hamas don't you?

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>>71613913
THE "TOLURENT" LEFTIST MAYNSTREEM METEOR

>>71613943
the grauniad is fake news: the publication

>>71613862
i'll wait for trevor noah to tell me what to think about that thanks

>>71613919
Your standards are low

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bill clinton was literally as strong about the border as trump

>>71613957
tiocfadh ar la
justice for palestine

>>71613915
grim, i'll stick to chicken THANK you very much

>>71613922
yes
>>71613925
i guess
>>71613897
soon inshallah
>>71613887
no problem
>>71613862
good
>>71613856
what do white women stem from
>>71613762
yeah but they make vehicle chassis with frozen shit. they don't have sewage system so they recycle it in their own way

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>tfw the Treaty of Versailles

>>71613978
i moved to the other side of the country alone for uni without any knowledge of how to cook even basic things of course my standards are low

>>71613993
well, he was at first. the deep state whipped him into towing the centre left line, though.

>>71613943
>blocking the guardian
MIDDLE CLASS LEFTIES ETERNALLY BTFO

>>71613957
And Hezbollah love, he's got my vote! We need a PM who is anti-semitic I mean anti-zionist.

>>71613954
www.myprotein.com/Protein-Cookie

Got the double chocolate one from here

Only ordered them cos I wanted some protein powder and you need a minimum of £50 delivery but I will probs get them again

>>71614028
scary

>>71614049
>muh deep state
>implying clinton didnt just flip flop in order to pick up votes

>>71613993
Yeah but he doesn't trigger the PC brigade with a silly haircut and funny mannerisms

>>71614068
>grauniad
>left

>>71614041
Cooking is piss easy m8, i figured it out since being at uni. It's mostly common sense

call me gunshot anon mr skeng

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girl just put this on fb crikey i want some of that arse

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>go out with sexy lad
>he's so handsome
>ambitious
>funny
>go back to his house
>sit in the living room
>he goes to get us drinks
>w-wait w-what is that newspaper
>THE DAILY MAIL
>call him a bloody racist
>scratch his car with my house key as I leave

Thought he could be the one girlies

>>71614077
hmmmm pretty high in sugar

easily have the best taste in music in all of /brit/

No one disputes that chemical weapons were used in Syria. The world saw thousands of videos, cell phone pictures, and social media accounts from the attack.

>>71614041
You're the kind of person I avoid, people who don't have basic cooking skills by the age of 15 have been coddled by their parents for too long.

Just invested 4 G's into a Lifetime ISA

>>71614101
cannot imagine having such a victim complex that you think the guardian is unironically not left wing
anyway we've had this discussion before, save your breath
>wah wah they're biased against corbyn by reporting when he's a completely shit leader wah wah

>>71614147
Doubtful. My knowledge and taste in the rap genre is beyond compare. Probably know it better than dr dre.

>>71614147
wrong

>>71614147
ummm no sweetiepie x

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was always scared of these things

>>71614143
It's worth it for the flavour desu, I've had protein bars that are majority sweeteners before and they're grim

>>71614118
Same but once I saw his BBC newspaper (out in full view, no shame!) and he wouldn't admit they are biased so I skedaddled

>>71614114
I love a nice round bum

>>>/sp/74378871

thoughts on this post?

>>71614189
literally not leftists at all, go read medialens for how they bend their knee to corporate interests and war mongering ALL the fucking time

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>>71614190
>rap
>music

>>71614189
They're a liberal/blairite paper not a leftist one

>>71614190
>>71614192
>>71614195
negatory

>>71614201
these proper shat me up as a kiddy
>>71614202
yeah protein bars are grim too, lately i've managed to just get enough protein into my diet. The 1g protein per lb of bodyweight is a meme, it's more like 1.5g of protein per kg of bodyweight

>>71614162
I don't really but my parents certainly didn't coddle me or feed me often. I usually just made pasta with nothing on it. It's not like it's hard to cook basic shit. You'd have to be a spastic with no common sense not to be able to do that.

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>>71614118
>see female age 18-29
sounds like that could actually happen desu

>>71614226
>>71614242
i dont like the way socialists have tried to monopolise the term "leftist". It's lazy, it's because you don't want to commit to calling yourself a socialist because you've probably not read much socialist theory so you just use the hand-wavey term of "leftist"
The guardian are undeniably left of centre.

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my flat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBRJVUsI48
example of my outstanding taste in music

>believing in a left right spectrum

oh dear oh dear barry

might go for a second wank

>>71614118
mhm mhm stay strong gurl

>>71614304
I'm not a leftist, just pointing out mongs wherever I see them

What's the fixation people have here with trannies?

>>71614253
grim
cooking is honestly very easy if you put in a little bit of effort. learn how to make some marinades and there you have it, you can now cook tasty food

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Aaron Bastani is in this thread right now

>>71614308
Ever invite qt frogboys in and then poz their neg holes?

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>>71614304
think when people say the guardian is "leftist" they are referring to the readership.

>>71614309
Unironically good

>>71614340
well you're playing into the half-arsed socialist control of discourse. Leftist does not necessarily mean socialist. You can be a liberal leftist. Leftist means left of centre

>>71614304
yeah because liberals aren't leftists you politically illiterate runt. they are indifferent or even in support of the current capitalist mode of production 100% of the time.
>probably not read much socialist theory
just finished The German Ideology as it happens

Heh... Stupid Aussies... Hehehhe

>>71614372
well yeah but i don't think it's a coincidence that left wing readers read the guardian. The guardian endorses Labour pretty much every election, they are a left wing paper

>>71614372
The Guardian is unashamedly a left-leaning paper

>>71614162
luckily i avoid uppity twats so you wouldn't have to worry about me vying for your friendship either

>>71614425
>>71614425
>>71614425
>>71614425

>>71614340
>i'm not a leftist, i'm just correct about everything and don't care who knows it
Typical leftist.

ah yes the so called "brits"


so have we a booked our tables for the "football" then?

>>71614309
Ahahha what the fuck those lyrics are actually okay but that girls voice is shite and whiny sounding

>>71614457
Don't lump all Brits in with the southern ponces.

>>71614419
just happens that there is a socialist labour leader right now
wouldn't be surprised if they supported the lib dems or even the tories in 2020

>>71614436
NICE TRY

>>71614463
thicko

>>71614308
doxxed

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>>71614436

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>voted MRLP

>>71614436
u just got JANNY'D son

>>71614385
>they are indifferent or even in support of the current capitalist mode of production 100% of the time.
you're literally proving my point, you're trying to monopolise the term "leftist" to mean socialist when it doesnt you fucking mong. Jeremy corbyn supports the capitalist mode of production, I assume you'd say he wasn't left wing too? stop being politically lazy and calling everything to the right of you "right wing".
>just finished The German Ideology as it happens
cool, then call yourself a socialist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph2KMKr5YSw
FOЯ

>when you have to hold in a shit long enough that you don't need one anymore
fuck sake I was looking forward to that

lefties trying to out leftist each other

dire thread

Do you have a job for the summer?

Going to Twickenham for the first time tomorrow lads oi oi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ltn-JpTrZY
another outstanding choon
too smart for the likes of this thread though

>>71614483
>supported the lib dems or even the tories in 2020
absolutely will not happen
and my point is you can be left wing without being a full on socialist. Things like a nationalised health service are left wing, for instance, but don't necessarily conflict with capitalist production

>>71614095
hehe

>Wales
>>71614520
just because it's true, and because social liberalism IS NOT left wing

>>71614501
i've always wondered about the david mitchell thing. is he supposed to represent the janny as he mercilessly janits or is it aimed mockingly towards the janny, with david mitchell in hysterics at the jannys existence?

>>71614549
screeching