/brit/ + /éire/ + /ausnz/ = /allthelads/

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>>71608543
love these threads

nope

nope

nope

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dormer 2bh lads

>Not invited
O-Ok

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>>71608580
Reminds me of this story.

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>>71608580
me2

>>71608570
>>71608629
whats wrong?

Anyone else got a really addictive personality? I go through phases where i just started practising semi useless shit for like 8 hours a day, reading as much as i can, watching tonnes of youtube videos etc. then i pretty much forget all about it and unless it's something fairly trivial i don't make that much real progress

done it with
>juggling
>table tennis
>beer pong
>coin rolling and coin tricks
>hand balancing
>learning german

currently doing it with poker

posting because I agree with this taigs message.

hate all nationalities not mentioned

>>71608727
You made that after this one had been made and linked to. Terrible form.

>>71608685
sounds like you have aspergers, seriously

>>71608685
Tend to have very ordered days where I do almost the exact same things in the exact same sequence.

Dont think I'm a sperg burglar though

>>71608727
stop threadsplitting you fucking sperg

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>One is about a group of brave ordinary men who stood up to an evil bullying empire who had no right to be in there country. And the other one praises a woman who did nothing but happen to be born to some rich German family in England. Is that about right?

>11 posters

stupid irish

Fun fact in spanish the word "Coñazo" which means "Big cunt" is used to define something that is extremely boring.

>>71608895
fuck off you autistic spacker

back at mums for the weekend and my little brother is smashing his gf like 10ft from me JUST

>>71608895
>british empire
no such thing

Cant get to sleep to busy thinking about things such as friend etc and how i feel like i have no friends and that knowing me doesnt mean youre actually a friend because when has some one ever actually wanted to know me or even invite me out or something, no of course not cause who wants to ever acknowledge some like me. Ive been let down my whole life and honestly i know who is a true friend and who isnt so if you think youre friends with me take a second and actually have a thought of 'do i know much about anon' and the obvious answer will be no. Another thing when it was my birhday not a single person sent happy birthday to me out of about 200 friends and that made me feel depressed and i still so you know what all you out there who think youre my friend can fuck off and actually get to know me before saying youre my mate becuase if you do yourw clearly not a friend.

Im at the point were i dont give a shit about other people

If you ever want help from me then go find someone else because whenever i would need it no would be there.

Ive been depressed for at least 4 years after my mums death and havent ever expressed my unhappiness and anxiousness

>>71608543


Wannabe brit

now delete this one

thanks be to janny

you utter fucking pillock

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>>71608816
That went well.

>>71608982
wouldn't I just post in /brit/ then?

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RIP Schismatics

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>>71608895
>404 Not Found

delete this one janny

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why haven't you taken the trappill?

Wouldn't mind a bit of the old willy friction pleasure.

we're only a naval blockade away from extinction

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>>71609120
janny is an egalitarian so he respects this thread

>>71608897
Every time I went on holiday to Spain as a kid, I promised myself I'd live there when I grew up. I was so sure, because obviously grown ups can do whatever they want.

I'm starting to think it'll never happen. It's not even that massive an ambition, I'm just that useless.

What's a good career that'll allow me to move to Spain?

The absolute FUCKING STATE lads

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/gottabeclever?cf=regular,matchsearch

just to make it clear I do NOT recognise Ireland as an independent state

>>71609227
Narrow escape there mate. Keep it together, you know you'll hate yourself for it later on if you give in to temptation now. Be strong, have a tea or coffee or water and make a better plan for the day.

Partly giving this pep talk to myself to be honest, I've been on the wagon a month and it's getting tough. Almost broke last night. Mate's 40th next Friday though, and if he drinks then I will.

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Currently trying to catch a gf on r/socialism

>>71609298
I also subscribe to the one Britain policy, southern Ireland is a breakaway province

>>71609298
I hate to say it, but I don't think that changes much as far as Irish sovereignty is concerned.

lads, any games I can play on a laptop?

getting bored of sim city

>>71609376
Solitaire

>>71609330
take care. your mind will malfunction from the stupidity and autism on the lefty'dit

>>71609272
>31
>on okcupid
shant

redpill me on emmerdale farm

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>using the word peng unironically

>>71609376
counter strike 1.6

there are two basic energies in the world, stress and relaxation

>>71609376
minesweeper

you wouldnt download a car

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zuckerbook/pg/bindtrump/videos/

the absolute STATE of americans

Been listening to Stormzy to try and understand societal norms, but the experience hasn't been a pleasurable one thus far.

>>71609437
*tastes your shoe*

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>>71609431

Shadrach was a skinwalker

>>71609490
Try Kano.

>>71609490
Mark

>>71609431
Predicted 9/11, only the enlightened knew

>>71609490
shut up

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yanks allowed?

ngl new stormzy album is peng

>>71609490
Cheshire

These two bitches at work were trying to set up another girl, buzzing one of the bosses ears saying she's lazy, even though at the time she was helping my department out and was doing her normal job and our stuff at the same time. Women are so horrible and pathetic, mid 30s and still playing year 8 tier games because it makes them feel important. I wanted to warn the girl that they've got it in for her but I don't like to get involved in petty office politics. People never really grow up.

>>71609490
they dont live normal lives

>>71609526
if you're of british descent yeah

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>>71609539
>tfw absolutely zero friends / allies at work and this could easily happen to me

It's only a call centre job but it's still unpleasant to think about.

>>71609376
Depends on the laptop and what games you're into. I'd make an account with:
www.game-debate.com
Then check if you can play:

Civ 4
Hidden and Dangerous 2
Fallout 1 and/or 2
Dungeon of the Endless
TES: Oblivion
Mount & Blade
Rome: Total War

>>71609539
From my experience, 99% of office cunts are women.

>>71609539
reckon you should at least warn the girl or do something little so you won't feel guilty if something happens

>>71609594
Happened to me
My manager quit and was replaced by the ukranian girl who has started a week before.
Within a month the entire staff was replaced with her friends and family.

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>>71609581
i'm half french and half german so i'm more english than a lot of the people living in the UK currently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUr3skWb6zA

1.Tesco
2.Sainsburys
3.Morrissons
4.Waitrose
5.ASDA
6.Co-op
7.Iceland
.
.
9001. Lidl
9002. Aldi

>>71609634
what sort of company is this?

Trying on my suit one last time. heading to church tomorrow to try and find a non whore gf, have heard church is the place to go


Feeling nervous but looking good

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>>71609272
Sapiosexual, Heteroflexible, Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer, Woman, Open relationship, 5’ 4”, Average build

Speaks English, Working on Post grad, Atheist (and laughing about it)

Drinks socially, Vegetarian, Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them


How the fuck does it manage to keep going?
An absolute wreck

>>71609709
an equal opportunities company

https://youtu.be/Vi3PNG54wGw?t=1m21s

>>71609709
A pre Brexit company

>>71609709
a shit one if a ukranian line manager can completely replace a workforce with her m8s

>>71609710
they are still whores m8 all women are whores

they are just suppressed whores

>>71609761

Then a suppressed virgin "whore" with traditional values will do

0. shopping locally
1. aldi
2. co-op
3. lidl
4. iceland
5. morrisons
6. asda
POWER GAP
999. tesco

>Buy Sniper Elite 4
>45GB install

Ah yes, excellent optimisation

>>71609760
my thoughts 2bh

>>71609272

>her introduction is a lecture on domestic abuse

AH YES

>>71609797


Rasheed

>>71609797
povvo tier

Have a sneaking suspicion women who are so publicly against even the slightest bit of violence against women would probably enjoy a few little slaps in bed

reckon porn has ruined me

hangover subsiding lads

might go for a wok 2 walk when i can stomach food again

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>>71608543
GOOD thread

>>71609805
45GB is nothing

you can get a 5TB hard drive for like £60

>>71609871
>current year
>not buying an SSD

Ah yes, povvos

Honestly hate all cyclists with passion

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Death to mobile posters

>>71609892
absolutely no need to have SSDs apart from using a small one as your boot disk

why would you need an SSD to store files on that you don't use all the time

>>71609940
Load times

>>71609892
recommend me one lad

would rather live with a paki than a cyclist

>>71609951
makes hardly any difference with games

don't want kids but want to have sex with a pregnant woman

>>71609704
>tesco at 1.
just off yuorself.
Waitrose or Co-op should be there followed by ASDA and Sainsburys.

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daily reminder

>>71609958
Samsung 850 EVO

>>71609994
Waitrose use the same manufacturers as ASDA but charge double the price because southerners are thick

>>71610003
Don't lecture me

big hairy vaginas

who is your favourite black person

mine is howard off of halifax

>>71610068
Mr Motivator.

>>71610068
honestly can't think of one

there aren't any black people I look up to

they are worthless

>>71610068
mrchicity3

how similar are GTA games to Simpson's Hit & Run

>>71610089

met him on a beach in Spain when I was young. Looked really fucking bored and cheesed off with life.

>>71610109
Quite similar.

I'd only shop outside of Waitrose or a farmer's market in a time of desperate need

>>71610109
pretty much use the same engine but the characters are obviously replaced by simpsons ones

>>71610068

the one off of the chase

>>71610107

also this

childhood is believing in democracy
adulthood is realizing absolute anglican monarchy has always made more sense

>>71610133
t. every person within a 5 mile radius of me

>>71609968
You are thick as pig shit mate

>>71610133
toff

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Always S C R E E C H when lefties use this argument because all it does is prove conservatives right about immigration and they don't even realise

>>71610157
Dark Destroyer is a lege desu

>>71610182
Native American tribe history is quite interesting tbf

how do I know if I can pull of a tache

>>71610157
the video where he visits his dead friend's grave is too much

>>71610182
how can it be illegal immigration if there were no immigration laws

>only using a SSD for boot times

why yes I Would like to wait 5 hours waiting for anything to load, copy, move

firefox? No problem, just wait until 2019

>>71610182
They'll cry this yet at the same time claim Europeans have no native land and we're all immigrants

>>71610182
>Be yank
>kick brits out cos muh tyranny
>by even more tyrannical to the natives

Really gets the old neurons firing

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getting up there in the years and my dad keeps talking about wanting grandkids

all i can tell him is i don't think i trust women enough to settle down with one and have a few kids

which is the truth. i've been cheated on, abused and manipulated by women all my life

i don't want to let him down. he's getting old and won't be around much longer. my older brothers are equally as worthless as i am. i really want kids but i just don't see it happening. i just feel bad about it

thanks for reading my blog. i'll shut up now

>>71610182
>all it does is prove conservatives right about immigration and they don't even realise
How?

>>71610223
draw one on first

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>honestly can't think of one

>there aren't any black people I look up to

>they are worthless

kaptainkristian and nerdwriter videos are all flair and no substance

>>71610245
delete this

>>71610223
you could but it would be extremely painful.

>>71610279
displacement of native populations

>>71610293
I'm a sizeable chap

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what did they mean by this?

>>71610182


>Illegal

Well memed.

>>71610245
don't understand what you mean
what piece of technology makes a browser take 5 hours to load

>>71610308
pour vous

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>>71610228

>The footprints in the snow that show hes been pacing there before the video started

Either this or the fridge video is the best though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo

>>71609968
t. too poor for an ssd

Went from only using a HDD to an SSD (with HDD to store useless files like any non-mong does) and the difference is night and day. Online games where I'd be lucky to load in with the countdown timer at 10 seconds remaining I'm now in 10, 20 seconds before it's even begun, single player games with load screens are also much faster

>>71610347
I make 32k pa

dress doesn't fit >:(

>>71608543
Seánín

>>71610362
no excuse then

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>>71610346
the ones where he gives little cards with money in them is very good too. also the video where he kills a little bug on his wall. good lad

>when he cites a rotten tomatoes score

>number I don't recognise comes up after a night out

triggered

>>71610388
fatty

Funny video from südafrika

https://youtu.be/16cvmjQPuQI

>>71610530
mr prime ministah
andyyy

me mates went to a ping pong show when we were in Bangkok. I just waited outside because I couldn't justify it on a MORAL BASIS

still feel a bit cowardly about it but don't necessarily regret it

>>71610530
i don't understand how people go in water that murky

cannot stop sneezing, not aware i'm allergic to anything

>>71610600
best thing to do in thailand blud

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>>71610617
have you tried sniffing some toothpaste

>have a nap and achieve nothing (probably make up feeling worse)
>or continue half asleep and achieve nothing

hmmm

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me and the oneitus

still can't walk
house is empty
mildly bored

might finally finish arkham knight, but those tank segments are pure arse

Theory: once putin eventually dies, russia will collapse

>>71610647
made me think

>>71610674
Potentially accurate, depends on how sudden his death is

>>71610647
Really gets the ol' noggin joggin

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the gf

hurry boy shes waiting there for you

>>71610742
Tell her to take it easy on the tanning beds

>>71610742
why do black/mixed women always have a cuntish look on their faces?

>>71610778
sick of your microagressions

>>71610742
She's black mate

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gf just sent me this

>>71609797

>no home bargains

birdy birdy broken wing
cannot fly, cannot sing
should we fix the birdy's wing?
or should we kill the fucking thing?

>>71610660
Always wanted to watch this show, what's its name again

Not sure how I feel about this

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>>71610832

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elizabeth zaks is russian wtf

>>71609797
>no Waitrose or Sainsburys
You're definitely northern.

>>71610832
>>71610864
women are mentally ill

morning lads

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>>71610908

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>when you're having a nice beer on a Saturday night and you remember that you have a stressful meeting with Mr Noseberg on Monday

>>71610941
who's that faggot on the left?

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who /eclipse/ here

the temperature has dropped 30 degrees in the past four hours

a bit weird, toobh

>>71610930
Afternoon lad, how are you?

What's the story with movie companies getting onto Ireland internet providers about illegal downloading? Is it going to affect anything? How fucked are you if you download tens of gigabytes regularly?

>>71610967
Deano's mate Andre

>>71610941
nuke us

1017 thug is really young thug's pengest ting

>>71609376
could give speedy eggbert a go

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>>71610908

>>71610860
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo

>>71611019
can barely get her hand half way around a pint glass
my willy would look VERY big in her hands

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>>71611019

>>71611019
EXCEEDINGLY VAPID MANCHESTER SLAG

>>71611019
i detest the cork slags

How do we solve the north korea situation lads?

I think China needs to give Kim an ultimatum, step down and we'll allow you safe passage to a secret location in China, or you're getting assassinated. then install a moderate cousin of his who will cease the nuclear program but still be a chinese puppet

i introduce that girl to my anaconda

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>>71610966
Mrs Noseberg came up to me about 10 minutes before I was due to leave yesterday and told me she wants me to create an "action plan" for the coming week and a rota for my team so that we can become more efficient. I just want to do my fucking work and go home, why can't these twats leave me alone ffs

>>71610931

(((((((((((((((((((((berg)))))))))))))))))))

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haven't had sex in 1 year and 5 months

>>71611084
should've told her it'd have been more efficient to ask earlier and walk out without looking at her

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>>71611003

>>71611100
Pay for it

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anyone used to play around on sketchup

>>71611019
tiny troll doll looking creep

>>71611100
ah yes,
the """""""""plight""""""""" of the normalfag

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>>71611113
stop posting this pig

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/tamara1998?cf=regular,matchsearch
the proto-gf

>>71611119
that looks better than anything i ever did on revit in graphics class

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>>71611124

harsh

>>71611119
bet you were a literal sims god

>>71611100
I last had sex in November of 2015

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high today: 76
low today: 16

>>71611108
I just had a blank look on my face and said "ok fine", and then I went to the toilet sat in a stall and evaluated my life for a few minutes.

>>71611180
>on this perfect little doll
confirmed 2bh

>>71611180
Mannequin-arse bitch

>>71611193
never played sims

>>71611100

>normies

I'm on my way to 4 years lad, not even mad or sad

>>71611175
>I spend my day watching films of my laptop
>I'm not really good at much

you have so much in common wow

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>>71611169
Shut up you donut or I'll set Eamonn on you

>>71611119
What was that stickman game where you could make a frame by frame animation and there was a donkey you could use, played that all the time in the computer lab

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>>71611197

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Most people in Scotland voted for independence, English people in Scotland voted against it.

Is this the greatest cucking in world history? Literally stopped them from becoming a real country lol.

ever see a lass and think "there's no way anyone has ever fucked her"?
but still 9 times out of 10 someone has

>>71611317
not really i don't give much attention to unattractive women

>>71611267
pivot animator

>>71611316
dont care

>>71611317
because shes uggo or because she looks clean on herself?

>>71611289
the world is wrong

>>71611316
Scotland was never a country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydaSfT7B7g

>>71611354
you mean keen not clean

>>71611347
thats the one
massive rush of nostalgia right now watching videos lads, wew
>remembering mrs spake getting pissy with us because we'd have them marching with a roman salute
good times

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I can't believe it. We won.

Chinese knockoff MAGA hat just arrived

Got a black one with a little Yankee flag on the side, it's actually quite an aesthetic fit seeing as it was about £1.50

>>71611316
me on the top right

can feel a poo coming on

Got with many fine beurs last night

Very content with the state of my life rn

The lads are down pub already again asking for me fuck sake

>>71611440
fuck off

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>tfw Corbyn victory in 2020

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what should I make in sketchup lads

hoping she's there at work tomorrow

>>71611461
Why

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Unironically wish women dressed in 50s styles similar to pic related because I think it looks feminine and beautiful

You may post hat pictures because you disagree with my opinion but I shall still hold my opinion.

>>71611499
tims house

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This is what a REAL IRISHMAN looks like

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Unironically wish women dressed in 50s styles similar to pic related because I think it looks feminine and beautiful

Best Civ? 4?

why do weebs consider it plebby to watch dubbed anime rather than having to read subtitles?

>>71611561

ey lad. you dropped this >

Here's a REAL brain scratcher: the more diversity you have in a country, the less diversity you have internationally

>>71611502
yeah with my cum in here ;)

>>71611535
Yes looks like the archetypical Celtic male to me

An ancient warrior of gaul

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Might pop a few

After you cum on Taylor's face, you are ready to snorkel

>>71611570
6

>>71611527
2 >>> 4 > 3 >>> 1

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>>71611561
I still hold my opinion

I have absolutely nothing to do

No motivation to watch anything in my film list either

>>71611606
Disco biscuits!!

Might nip to the shop to get some sweeties

3 >> 2 > 1

voted in the /r/movies oscar prediction poll even though i haven't seen any of the movies

>have to stand in the pub

shant

All outta ciggies boys!! Time to crack open a beer! Right boys!?!

>>71611662
if you're near a tesco get the strawberry laces lad. 3 packs for 1 quid

>>71611671
because they're all shite

*consumes christian media*

can't be bothered to watch the rugby, maybe I'll watch Ireland
can't be bothered to sleep actually, weird feeling

2001 a space odyssey is the most boring film i've ever seen

>>71611698
yes, spotty, i'm sure EVERY oscar nominated film this year is shite

La La Land is shite
another yank film about yank shite

dunno how to find an excuse to talk to her

>>71611722
How the fuck would you know you haven't seen them

>>71611716
This, awful film

Gloucester services are the nicest I've been to lads

NOT liking this other Spaniard

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What did he mean by this expression

>>71611778
FUCK
OFF
POMS

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got stupid drunk yesterday and now feel like shit

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How's /pakigf2017/ going lads?

>>71611716
what the fucking shit are you talking about you stupid fucking cunt, you have no idea about anything ever you fucking mongrel, you pathetic excuse of a human being. What a stupid fucking thing to say, could only come from an equally retarded div. How dare you? You'll be sorry, you'll be very, very sorry.

>>71611790
>>71611778
How easy is it to get aussie citizenship with a decent degree

listening to a good choon but reckon it'd fly over the heads of you lot

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thoughts?

>>71611570
rev

don't @ me

>>71611795
Would unironically prefer a paki gf to a white gf
Not sure what it is but whiteys just look so bland, need a bit of colour, any colour from black to yellow

>>71611794
I'm still hungover and just had a very unsatisfying wank

>>71611748
because its statistically unlikely

>>71611778
The UK feels extremely transient to me, especially after having family move to Canada and Australia

Don't imagine myself growing old here

reckon theres only 1 good filmmaker
rest is wank

>>71611794
Same

>>71611795
You lot are lucky you have paki women over there

>SHE has probably gotten all the procedures SHE needs. However, it's not your or my or anyone's business when, where, why and how she transitioned. Fuck off, douchebag.

>>71611797
i'm already sorry

goth gf > paki gf

>>71611834
Most black women smell weird though

>>71611850
I've seen them they're shite

>>71611788
hypothetically what would happen if someone were to say...assassinate him?

>>71611853
id be open to moving but it's pretty comfy in canterbury
im guessing you mean from a family pov?

>>71611856
>You lot are lucky you have paki women over there
Not really, most of them don't marry or date outside of their race.

>>71611855
why won't your country punish polanski for being a nonce

They are admirable indeed... like naked forms, upright and beautiful, pared of all ornamentation as if they had removed a robe. Yet while he wished to provide other authors with the means for writing history, he may only have succeeded in pleasing the incompetent, who might like to apply their 'gifts' to his material, for he has deterred all sane men from writing; for there is nothing better in the writing of history than clear and distinguished brevity.

are sleep deficits pseudoscience

listening to Suburban Lawns

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Well, time for me to hit the sack.
Goodnight lads.
>another night with no gf

>>71611439
>we

>>71611816
aussie
points
system

>>71611916
i think it might be because it happened a while ago

>>71611925
Beautiful Women are vapid and unrelatable whores anyway and the only ones with some semblance of a sense of humour or wit are ugly girls

Aus/NZ are so weird

its like America but with no soul or personality

>>71611925
night m8

>>71611925
*immediately drops my dacks and flops my battle weary bollocks out*
whenever you're ready lad

>>71611956
once a nonce always a nonce

Very rarely watch films 2bh, generally much prefer a good documentary

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>>71611873

>>71611964
Those are 7/10 girls

Have you never met a 9/10 or 10/10

>>71611965
White new zealanders are more ethnically British than Brits

good morning runts
*yawns*

>>71611965
how

>>71611991
too much

>>71611987
Blame her parents who let her get nonced in a grown up party.

>>71612005
In appearance yes

Personality wise never

>>71611991
>1987+30
>goths still exist