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I fall in love with any woman who shows me the slightest suggestion of affection edition

https://youtu.be/I1r0qIsoZcE
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
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All straight posters should be shot tbqh
/brit/ is bender territory
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How do we save the white race?
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>>71606845
i know that feel lad
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cara 2bh lads
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when manamans hungry manaman eats
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fucking christ lads, if a bird made this face at me irl I'd drench myself in spunk
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Are we headed for WWIII, lads?
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>girl on yank tv
>showing you affection
new heights of delusion
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>>71606889
Vietnam was WWIII
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>>71606863
Uhm no sweety, this is a trans community
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Used to think that everyone would be happier if we were all the same race but then I remembered the sectarian mongs in Glasgow and NI
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Gf went for a job interview the other day and got this text

hmmmm
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>friend is a manlet
>buffed up to compensate
>now just looks weird

howling
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'Tis treason then
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who /fat/ here
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>>71606903
>it ain't me starts playing

>>71606913
i want 7 billion white people
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>>71606916
>Telstra
Positively plebian
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>>71606889
WW1 was the seven years war so ww2 was ww3
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>>71606916
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>>71606903
LOL

WWI wasn't even a World War desu, we've only really had one.
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Some polar regions are in darkness for most of the year.
This is due to the Earth’s tilt.
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Does James Bond call M mum in the movies or is it just his accent?
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GOOD song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecIVIFLo0uE
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>>71606929
*waves a doughnut around your face*
Go on eat that fatty wahey
*starts slappin doughnut on your face
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>>71606921
saw a really jacked turbomanlet on a night out in dublin once, he couldn't have been more than 5 foot
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>>71606921
>howling
you're a furry too??

*yiffs you* :3c
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Hot air rises to give low pressure
Cold air sinks giving high pressure
Air moves from high to low pressure
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>>71606940
dreadful post

total war is a necessity to call it a world war
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J80AGEvRQOg

h-ha... s-stupid old man...
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>>71606957
Why do Yanks care so much about the American civil war?
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>>71606845
That girl isn't even that cute though
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>>71606983
ABC mentioned
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>>71606845
So do I, luckily women never show my any affection, just pity and/or disgust.
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51% of short wave insulation from sun is absorbed by earth’s surface
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>>71606957
Isn't this irish
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>>71606982
Wrong.
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>>71606983
What a bloody racist
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>>71606970
*rubs your thigh*
OwO whats this!?
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>>71607004
cool
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>>71606983
>shut it down, the goyim know
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>>71606916
ah yes female privilege
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>>71606967
>really jacked turbomanlet

its halarious
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>>71606964

G-get away f-from me
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There was a girl in high school who liked me but I never went anywhere with it because she was a bit chubby and I thought I could do better
Now I'm 26, never had a kiss or hug from anyone outside my immediate family let alone sex. Occasionally wank to pictures she puts up on Facebook, she's still a fatty and a slut nowadays but I would give my left leg to just get a blowjob from her. Unfortunately I guess I'm just doomed to be a KHHV for the rest of my days
c'est la vie
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>>71606838
>>71606841
>>71606875
Still boggles the mind how we export this swill, you'd think you'd be able to make cheaper beer locally

>>71606942
Feel like XXXX from the stubbie has a pretty bad malt taste these days, Great Northern is the beer of Queensland
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>tfw my thinking is too quick and shallow to play chess at any decent level
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>>71606983
>when the parent culture dissipates....

>*doesn't finish thought*

hmm...


so what's the problem??


really makes me think
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>>71606916
so this is what I need to do in order to get dates

*takes notes*
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Stop drinking alcohol.
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>>71607081
Fosters in the UK is made locally
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>>71607081
Who fucking cares, it's piss for the proles and teenagers on park benches
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Don't get the problem the lads have with feminism
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How do girls spend their time?
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>>71607107
ah yes, I'm sure the person who got this done was (((white)))
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>>71607124
taking naked selfies
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>>71607124
Well I post on /brit/
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>>71607124
imagine they touch their boobies a lot
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>>71607134
jews don't get tats
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>>71607144
pls be in madrid
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>>71607124
The only things that come to mind are the stereotypical jokes they had only pre-2010s sitcoms. never talked to a girl
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attracted to a girl at work
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>>71607158
Sure they do
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Love being British tbqh hehe

*Sips tea*
*Watches Dr. Who*
*Uses red telephone box*

Haha
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>>71607107
stop blowjob shaming
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Stalactites ('c' stands for ceiling)
Stalagmites ('g' stands for ground)
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I might put this back a year to 2019 and attempt a full circumnavigation of the planet without flying. Happens to be the 500th anniversary of the Magellan-Elcano expedition as well.

From Singapore I'd take a cruise ship or freighter* to Australia (if Perth, I would take the train across Australia), from Sydney I'd take a cruise or freighter to California, and then amtrak/greyhound to NYC and take the QM2 to Southampton.

I estimate it cannot be done for less than £11,000 and I would need to quit my job and probably move back in with my parents when I returned.

(* Freighters are more in the ethos of the trip but actually cost about the same as a cruiser with almost no amenities, no stop offs, and cause visa issues)
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>>71607177
lad...
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>>71607158
yes they fucking do
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>>71607124
stick tampons in their disgusting bloody crevices
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>>71607180
*puts on dear stalker*
*gets in black cab*

haha mental
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Lose respect for anyone with visible tattoos
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>>71607177
bants

>>71607124
making themselves smell nice
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>>71607081
As bland and uninteresting as Fosters is, it can't (and probably never will) claim to be the worst.
That is the sole province of Budweiser.

For something different and tasty, Milk Stout is p. cool.
>pic related
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>>71607192
no they don't
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>>71607189
should go to the ping pong show once u reach thailand
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>>71607177
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>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking

>poofters who look down on people who dont drink craft beer and will never understand the aesthetic of working class piss
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>>71607124
complain about each other
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ahh yes girl I fucked it up with going to the same event
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>>71606845
haha me too haha x
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>>71607177
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>>71607189
>I'm on an expedition to circumnavigate the earth without flying!
>End up playing bingo and watching champions league whilst drinking Carslberg on a cruise ship

Aaah yes
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>>71607261
>>Lads who advocate returning to a more traditional way of life but demand everyone should stop drinking
alcohol isn't tradition. it's an invented tradition of the 18th/19th century

>>71607242
they dont all follow the torah
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>>71607177
Noice. Too bad modern brit is too lefty to laugh at jokes like that.
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>>71607189
might try this but do north to south. arctic to antarctic
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>>71607302

would be nice after spending weeks on russian and vietnamese trains
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>>71607302
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>>71607309
It's not you Boofhead every settled people since the Egyptians (barring rasheds) have been drinking alcohol for all history
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kent's symbol is invicta (undefeated) because it was allowed to keep saxon inheritance laws (gavelkind) when the rest of the country was forced to abandon it.
It kept it right up until 1925
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once wrote about cosplay and anime for one of my uni classes
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>>71607333

would join you if you can sail
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>>71607349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7MsSuLwOVA
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ah yes,
the top 5 britons of all time
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>>71607333
fuck the southern hemispheres seas desu
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>>71607309
>they dont all follow the torah
haram

you ain't no jew bruv
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>tfw no primitive technology bf
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>>71607387
>no mosley
Uuuuhm what sweety?
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>>71607381
i plan to not need a boat until i get across antarctic and ferry it to aus then up through asia
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>>71607387
hate the princess diana meme
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>>71607387
why do people like churchill
Wasn't he a genocidal cunt
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>Most newer cars have the built in ability to roll the windows up/down by inserting your key into the door lock and holding the lock/unlock position.
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>>71607387
My mum still calls Charles a cunt for divorcing Diana, says she'll support a republic when he's crowned

howling at the big earred failure
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>>71607408
body goals tbf
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“Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.”
— Edward Abbey
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Think I fucked it by using a superlike lads
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>>71607401
jews are more than a religion
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>>71607442
yeah he's a beefcake tbf
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>>71607411

Antarctica to Yakutsk would be a nice trip.

Sounds expensive though.
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>>71607458
doubt that's actually her m8
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>>71607382
varg uses one quote as a source for all of pre christian europe
what an idiot
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>>71607473
There are more pics
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>>71607456

I've been asking people what's so desirable about having 80 million people in the UK and nobody can answer
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>>71607387

Wasn't this done like 5 years after her """"accidental"""" death?

Repeat that meme tv show now and she wouldn't be in the top 1000.
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>>71607458
>Tinder for laughs
Literally translated as
>Only the most giga ultra Chads stand any chance but I'll still lead on some of you betas to feed my ego
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>>71607417
>genocide against a g*rm is bad
alri armada lad
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>>71607503
shut up SHUT UP
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>>71607498
nah she's still seen as some massive national figure
every couple of months one of the papers comes out with a new """fact""" about her death
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>>71607511
I was actually thinking about the bengala thing
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>>71607458
ask her opinion on BvS.
If her answer is anything but kino, never talk to her again
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>>71607418
Mine does this and it was made in 1995.
What is "modern"?
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>She is of German, Irish, English, French, and Channel Islander descent
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>>71607533
nerd
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imagine wasting hundreds of hours talking to women who wont put out
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Used to drink a lot of Coors light at pres cos it was always on offer at Tesco

Grim stuff
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>>71607524

>one of the papers

Just the Express lad, come on now.
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>>71607550
pleb
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>>71607536
wat car

wanna try it on mine but too hungover
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>>71607554
haha go to bed mum
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the number 10 spot
potatofuckers BTFO
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>>71607573
and the sun and the mail
people still care about diana lad, for whatever reason
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>>71607478
even if it's not right, who cares? alcohol is shit
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>>71607554
imagine wasting thousands of hours on 4chan
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>>71607387
fucking hell, that woman ruined the 90's
Diana this, Diana that, 'our princess' gone.
even now I'm sick of hearing about her

she was a provocative skank and that's it
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>>71606913
KAH
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>>71607382
Don't know who's more stupid, Varg, or his
followers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead_hall
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>>71607387
>Churchill

Why? He defeated the evul gnatsies?
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my anus is definitely not wide enough to fit a willy shaped object

don't understand the logistics of it
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>>71607547
so, english then?
*british sitcom audience laughter*
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hit a 120kg squat for a triple yesterday
feels good lads
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>>71607593
its fine in moderation
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>>71607585
t. irish mongrel
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>>71607585
Cromwell should be #1

Did absolutely nothing wrong
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>>71607575
>wat car
Audi A4
(Nearly made it to the moon, just 4k miles left.)
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>>71607613
It stretches
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>>71607613
have you ever tested this?
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>>71607634
ay that's true
me dads a yank plastic paddy
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>>71607387
>no robbie
Fake news.
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I die inside a little every time I see a non-Briton using British slang on here
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>>71607650
tried a sharpie. hit a wall
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Morning boys
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>>71607387
>alfred the great not in the top five
fuck off
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>>71607645
>>71607650
Fun Fact: I once did a passble impersonation of goatse.

[would you like to know more?]
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>>71607585
Should show your uncle this pic

Oh wait...
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Why are you limey cunts so aggressive towards the Irish anyway? Is it because they're staying White and outperforming you economically? I can understand the jealousy and resentment that comes from that, but you're not dealing with it properly.
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>>71607669
Oi that's just straight up wankery eh
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>>71607678
*teleports behind you*
*starves you*
heh, nothing personnel paddy
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*strides into makron*
one packet of tic tacs please
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>>71607692
its just banter m8
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>I like UFC

Is there a better indication of a chad?
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gonna make the next one a /brit/ + /éire/ + /ausnz/
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>>71607692
>they're staying White
screaming
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>>71607692
They're like Swedes. They're sense of superiority is so great that it has become detrimental and invalid
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who is your favourite teletubby
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Woment are cunts tbqh
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>>71607715
>chad
fuck off yank
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>da time to change.... is NOW
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>>71607692
Come on, they blew up a ton of shit etc etc.
But on the other hand they tried to kill Thatcher, so we can't really hate them.
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>>71607618
Good lad, how much do you weigh
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>>71607717
West Brit
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>>71607692
centuries of seeing us as inferior doesn't disappear in a couple of generations

>>71607715
nah its pretty mainstream here
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>Sweden
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who /used to create a female nelf and act like a whore in goldshire/ here
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>>71607757
not me because i wanted to be good in pvp so i went human
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here lads

the bengala thing
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>>71607678
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>>71607753
Well I'm a nonce apparently
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>>71607748
>not wanting to live in the socialist republic of the british isles
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>>71607692
Brits adore the Irish. The more we like someone, the more we rag them.
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>>71607753
the context of this is that the boys were told to act like girls and the girls to act like boys
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>>71607743
90kg
I think i've finally hit the point of getting noob gains cos im eating right, hoping to hit 3pl8 for reps within the next 2 months
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>>71607771
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>>71607692
>they're staying White
but they were never white
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>>71607793
Yes like I said, they're Swedish
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who /interviewed themselves for a research project at uni/ here
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Did the man hit the other man? Did the other man fell over?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoARUC3_j_Q
unironically a choon, lads
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Did the man do the post did he type in his keyboard
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>>71607779
nice
>>71607784
paddy o'cohenberg
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>>71607771
>people will defend this """""""""""""""sport""""""""""""
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>>71607842
what is she doing with her hand
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Whatever happened to:
Mr Motivator!
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big room with every type of bird in the world

which one dies last
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>>71607736
>us are different
SCREECHING
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>>71607864
He still tours, he's at a local festival near me this summer
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>>71607736
>every other video on the channel is unironic

Did a big laugh this is gold
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>>71607771
GOO ON son
GOO ON
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>>71607870
the biggest vulture or eagle, maybe crows though as they may fashion tools.
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>>71607771
Why aren't they allowed to fight to the death?
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nobody wants me
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>>71606845
>I fall in love with any woman who shows me the slightest suggestion of affection edition
this is called ''erotomania''
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>>71607864
I remember him being more jacked than that
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so what vidya are you playing lads
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>>71607870
humming bird. too fast.
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>>71607864
I remember a time when one lad wanted to sit next to a girl but his little bruv Rich was sat there, so he just goes "get up Rich!" And Rich goes "cheers Mr. Motivator."

That was 25 years ago.
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>>71607870
Pigeon
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>>71607861
The only thing wrong with it is the rules are too restrictive
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>>71607926
no food in there though as far as we know, the hummingbird is dead in a day or two without food.
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>>71607922
cod4
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>>71607928
haha mental story mate. got time to tell it one more time?
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>>71607922
*airplane noises*
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>>71607922

I'm unironically the highest dps assassination rogue in this thread.
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>>71607919
>''erotomania''
That's love of belching, retard
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>>71607870
big bird
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>>71607973
What geam? Doesn't look like MS Flight Simulator
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>>71607969
For you? All the time in the world mate.
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>>71607922
corsair, bf2, rimworld.
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>>71607960
Nice
I myself am waiting for NieR Automata to come out
Also fucking hell, CoD4 is 10 years old
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The Definition of a Nation:

"a large body of people united by common descent, history, culture, or language, inhabiting a particular state or territory."
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>>71607922
playing wow on a private server
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>>71607922
dont have any good vidya to play
might fire up the ol' Civ V but cba
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want to down a propranolol for my anxiety but I don't want nightmares
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>>71608016
We aren't a nation, we're a social experiment
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>>71608032
your whole life is a nightmare
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>have mild phimosis
>can only pull skin back half way
>insta cum because dick is so sensitive

how to fix
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>>71607922
Europa 4
hate it at this point
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want to put my willy in a fanny unprotected but I don't want kids
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>>71607922
rainbow six siege
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>>71608059
need to be prepared for the unintended consequences though.
if she wants to keep it, you don't get a say. just as it should be.
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>>71608052
>Orthodox ottomans
My willie feels conflicted
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>>71608051
try googling phimosis fixes you fucking moron
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>>71607889
that video is unironic mate
he thinks he's the next incarnation of zyzz
>wearing a belt for a <1pl8 squat
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>>71607993
It's heavily modded, upgraded, FSX payware.

When I play, it doesn't look like that. I don't even know what plane that is (looks like a 747). My game looks more like this.
>>
there are 2 types of /brit/ posters
lads with phimosis and lads with 7 inch+ willies
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>>71607863
what do you think?
>>
>>71608108
doesn't work because it's not the usual 'mosis. skin isn't too tight. it's a vein constricting opening
>>
>tfw no club swagga in dublin
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>>71608121
That's more like it. I wish they'd do a proper modern version instead of updating an old engine.
>>
wanted orange but they gave me lemon-lime
>>
*leans back in my high-backed leather chair*
*interlace my hands and put them behind my head*
*crack a smirk*

Alright then /brit/

make me laugh
>>
>>71608107
Third Rome 2bh

>>71608113
only meant that the other videos are proof that one is real la, good find
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need to visit Lhasa
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There are two kinds of /brit/ posters
Subhumans and people that use the metric system
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>>71608141
holding a wee?
>>
what's with all the foreign flags in here today?
>>
>>71608142
guess you're fucked then.

if only people existed who were experts in anatomy and medicine. oh well. hopefully a randomer on 4chan knows the answer to your very specialist problem.
>>
>>71608059
Do this very regularly with the gf, maybe I should be more paranoid...hmmmm
>>
>>71608140
Hello I'm 7.5 inch willy lad :)
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>>71608183
I just want to feel british for a while desu
>>
>>71608140
unironically have mild phimosis
but a 6.5 inch willy
>>
is it hard to emigrate to a SEA country?
>>
>>71608197
too scared to show my willy to a doctor desu
>>
>>71608205
Have you ever lived here?
>>
>>71607973
>planefag

gud lad
>>
>>71608155
Same. I was gutted when I bought it and found that I'd have to buy a dozen mods/expansions at £15 each to get it looking like the screenshots they used to sell me the game. IF my PC can run it at full spec.

Still, I get a nice buzz from landing planes, or just cruising above the clouds. Once flew an F-18 through the Grand Canyon like in Independence Day.
>>
[WOIs internally]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRfRzsEhgVQ
>>
>>71608183
Now look at my flag again, but closer
>>
>>71608226
I was planning to, but with brexit and all I might move to Ireland
>>
>>71608205
you're doing a convincing job desu, i figured you were some lad on holiday or something
>>
>>71608140
literally 4.5 phimosis here
>>
>>71608225
then shut up and stop bothering us with your nothing problems. stay in your cage you autistic freak.
>>
>>71608234
It's great but I'm more into DCS world now. I need missions to do rather than a sandbox.
>>
>>71608243
>tfw no qt spanish friend to take to the pub with the lads
>>
>>71608251
who hurt you
>>
>>71608201
>>71608213
>>71608246
the stats speak for themselves
>>
don't think there's anything worse than being called a freak

it's an absolutely devastating put down
>>
>>71608244
Thanks :3
>>
>5'11
>6.5 doodle

I guess i'm above average but I'm not happy about it
>>
>>71607749
>nah its pretty mainstream here
KEKLMAO

maybe on your halting site
>>
if you have a small willy why not just be a bottom?
>>
>>71608276
At least you're original
>>
>>71608032
they don't work as and when you take them
you need to be on a course of them for them to be effective
>>
>>71608306
It is though even the toffs love it
>>
>>71608276
fuck off freak
>>
>>71608308
Or you could be an entry level gay and bum people who haven't been bummed before to ease them into the experience.
>>
You coulda been a badman, gunman, drugman, roadman
Can't get a stripe off me
>>
>>71608285
freak
>>
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>not him but....
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>>71608325
didn't know what it was or even knew who mcgregor was until recently
>>
>>71608314
not true
>>
>>71607618
LMAO2,5PLATE
>>
My nan telling me to make her tea. Tell my nan shut up
>>
>>71608335
I was hiring cars when I was 16
>>
>>71608368
t.lives in a cave on the aran islands
>>
>>71608371
im going to hit 3pl8 soon
>>
>>71608265
I make up my own missions, like flying through the Grand Canyon. Currently flying L.A. to NYC, landing when I need a break and taking off from the same airfield again to continue. USA is even bigger than I expected. Texas is huge.
>>
what does it mean if your achilles tendon feels inflamed lads?
>>
>>71608368
same don't care about it either 2bh

hate mongs going on about it and the gym
>>
Fucking HELL the road from Camberwell to E&C is grim
>>
Just finished GitS Stand Alone Complex
Don't get why people think it's better than the movie
>>
all irish are pikeys
>>
>>71608412
Maybe your achilles tendon is inflamed?
>>
>>71608370
anything else is placebo
>>
urge to puke subsiding
>>
do you lads ever hear/make up songs in your dreams? Last night in my dream there was a folk song called "fuck me tender til the end of time"
>>
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>>71608442
YEHOOOOW ON THE FUCKIN BOYS
>>
don't see any future but constant drug abuse

i need to stay wired all the time or life is intolerable
>>
>>71608442
Good post
>>
nostrils are burning
>>
>>71608473
same

need to sort myself out

haven not done drugs in about 3 years
>>
>>71608473
On what? Speedy?
>>
>>71608482
How can we smell when our nostrils are burning?
>>
>>71608473
that sounds like a healthy and sustainable lifestyle
>>
>>71608444
what do i owe ya doc
>>
>>71608454
it works short term too lad
>>
>>71608473
>>71608490
pathetic
>>
Are nostrils real
>>
Palms are sweaty, my knees feel weak
>>
>>71608543
>>71608543
>>
when im riding on my bike in the city at night (like 3 or 4am) i like to scream at the top of my lungs to piss people off haha
>>
>>71608552
hahaha

but seriously

no
>>
>>71608467
Yes. Woke up humming some cracking original tunes, would've written them down but I don't write music.

Woke up with Abba's Mama Mia in my head today though. Can't shake it.
>>
>>71608552
oh fuck off
>>
>>71608499

primarily benzos booze and weed
acid a couple of times a month
think i've retired from coke because my heart hurts for about 3 days after snorting

would like to get into IV heroin. i have given up on ever having a decent life and I don't care anymore.
>>
REAL NEW

>>71608679
>>71608679
>>71608679

NO IRISH POSTERS ALLOWED PUNISHABLE BY DEATH
>>
>>71608668
Bit drastic lad, sure you can turn it around....Probably mid 20s ffs.
>>
nofap starts NOW
>>
the daughters posted this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ3Tj6MlNto/
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>>71608080
good lid
>>
>>71607387
>Alfred the Great is not on the list
>Diana is
what the fug
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>>71606997
I know that feel, lad
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