terror edition
I pride myself in the futility of all my thoughts and actions. Why don't you?
2nd for janny is a gay tranny
you're ugly and have no friends
what city in the US isn't crap. I keep trying to plan to go to some city, but each one seems to have a variety of problems
>>71605323
Antioch or Chattanooga
>>71605321
mr. obvious wants a medal
>>71605323
that big one in Alaska?
>>71605367
Anchorage? I thought Alaskan cities had massive crime problems
Gonna brush my teeth and get to bed like good boys do. See y'all folks next time.
*blocks your're path*
>>71605551
>transform into bulgarian
>no longer have moral qualms about violently removing you from my path
>violently remove you from my path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXwVQADYcx8
sicc
>>71605323
Check the whitest demographic ones in red states/counties.
Problem solved.
>>71605584
why are you in germany
when are you moving here
>>71605614
Legal immigration to the US is too hard
>>71605644
TRY HARDER
>>71605681
It's virtually impossible
To reiterate, the current world crisis, which hasn’t peaked yet, is similar to the one that broke out in 1913-14, with the United States as Britain and China as Russia. British power was already in decline then and many would like to think that American power today is too.
>>71605681
can i marry your sister or cousin
ill give you one ES?
>>71605864
at least we aren't germany in your scenario
Thinken bout if I should send my boss a whatsapp and ask if I can take thursday off already because flights are 400€ cheaper lol
might be weird but eh what are ya gonna do
afraid prices will rise until monday
*starts twerking*
Why is the President of France a such liar?
Flamby: "And I don’t want to make a comparison, but there are no weapons circulating here, there are no people who take weapons to shoot into the crowd"
https://tribune.com.pk/story/1338818/president-hollande-hits-back-trump-paris-criticism/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIT-qkGqYC4
ahahahahaha how the FUCK can this fucking piece of SHIT drumpf EVER recover from that? Holy SHIT he got BTFO with that one haha
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/21/sculptor-crowdfund-mass-production-naked-trump-troll-doll/
>jazz
Well, looks I'm gonna have to make burgers again today
So I started working for this cram school formally.
Making about 2k usd/ month now.
Shit is pretty gay but can't really beat Taiwan. So many qts. Just take a 10 min walk around the underground mall and try not to fall in love.
Rate my lunch, bros
>>71609143
Did you start teaching esl just to be around gook bitches all day?
>>71609170
sbr is the shit. cheap and delicious.
>>71609230
Anime is fucking gay
>>71609241
No. I hate teaching esl. My coworkers arent even cute and most of them are probably jaded about foreigners anyway since turnover is so high. Its a career for them and a working holiday for us.
>>71609143
>2k
nice bud, jelly
not for the job tho kek fuck teaching
i'll be in taiwan in april let's succ some
>>71605321
sometimes i think this is why i have no friends
>>71609332
sweet shit bro
welcome back and njoy
Hope that you can get some nice toes in your mouth this time around
Imma make some bacon
this is an important guide
>>71609646
Going to show this to the gf
>>71609689
you definitely should
>>71609748
Do you go to bars in Taipei at all or just meet with old friends/ internet friends/ something else?
>>71609837
>friends
>foot kraut
There's a reason he's on here all of the time
>>71609930
we are friends
>how women suddenly and randomly stop communicating with you for literally no fucking reason
hahaha it's hilarious!
>>71609837
i'm gonna be in Taipei for a week at most, probably gonna go around record stores again and collect flyers to see if there are any interesting shows happening at bars/venues
want to do some more hiking and shit this time, check out some of the small islands as well maybe. still need to plan it all out
>>71609930
says the american posting at 5:47am! LOL!!!!
>>71610172
be more interesting :-D
>>71610202
are you interested in spring scream, senpai?
never been myself but i hear good things
>>71609230
too late
Tallin is really really really expensive
like reaaaaalllllyyyy
>be urself
>be more interesting
how bout you go get stung by bees buddy
>>71610432
no jacking off for a whole week than
I was going to be nice and let you on Sunday but you couldn't wait, it shows you need more discipline
>>71610504
literally jerking off as I type this. You can't stop me
Alri lads.
>>71610623
stop posting cartoons you fucking jerk off
>>71610412
wow an actual Taiwanese instead of a fake cum-larper
>>71610704
i have been posting here for years
>>71610704
niggas from ohio
sit on my face
>>71610172
have you ever met a girl online? you know how you meet her and get just a face shot, or just a body shot and you think you know what she looks like? then a few weeks/months later you get a nice clear honest picture of her and she's not even half as good as you made her out to be, so you keep on chatting with her so as to not be a dick , but in your mind and penis you're 100% turned off? maybe there's a female version of that
>>71611149
not from ***ohio***
wrong state
Who /ketchuponeggs/ here?
>>71610412
yeah it sounds pretty shweet but I will arrive when it's already over unfortunately
Found a new ASMR channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmdqIT_gRxtTCVOxiZ2k_Rw/videos
>>71611997
WOW
E X T R A S P I C Y
doing a shit buds
i got the same personality type as putin and melania trump
what do
>>71611997
porn always finds a way
>>71612095
more details please
>>71612127
Uh sir this is ASMR it's not porn
>>71612123
become a powerful person I guess
>>71612123
invade china
small cocks GTFO
>>71612123
why do putin and melania have the same personality type
>>71612263
Penis?
>>71612249
Which china?
>>71612292
Indochina
>>71612300
No, remember what happened last time?
>>71612332
yes. who says we're going to set limits this time?
>>71612277
the only correlation that i see in the personality is that everyone is good at strategy so shes probably good at market strategy or some shit
>>71612283
gay
bored. Thinking about firing up civ 5
I have been drinking a lot of chinese beers recently cause they are cheap
currently got some 600ml bottles of Yanjing Beer which cost about 1$ for each, pretty low abv and doesn't taste great but I guess cheap beer is cheap beer
>>71612478
is weed legal in Taiwan
>>71612478
>pretty low abv
Do they have anything above 6%?
>>71612478
i've been drinking a lot of cheap liquor because it get's me the level of drunk I want and it's cheaper overall than beer. yea, i get a lot of stomach aches these days
dr*mpf btfo
I'd probably marry this chick. Yes she's a pornstar and most likely a legit whore, but still.....
>>71612633
>reddiots
don't go there, mong
>>71612633
I didn't the same when I found out my mother didn't say sorry on national sorry day
>>71612522
of course not
>>71612527
I don't think so. At least not amongst the basic stuff. The grocery store down the street from me has a p big import section with a wide variety of beer and other alc so I'd be surprised if its not available but most people prob don't drink it. Heineken is the most popular western beer here but you can get Budweiser at 7-11 too.
>>71612571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A
yolo
>>71612648
what is this thicc chiccs name
>>71612763
Chelsea "TuPacks O' " Hershey
>>71612725
Why?
>>71612763
Lanie Morgan
>>71612815
Pourquoi quoi?
>>71612811
Struggling to understand this
>>71612720
>that first 5 mins
goddamnit, It looks like I'm going to have to put a stop to how much I consume right this instant. I just turned 21 see? at least i have youtube and /cum/ heh....
>>71613028
you better should ya frickin moron
>______________<"
fave icecream flavor?
>>71611500
.-. Tbh i put ketchup everywhere lol >W<
It's saturday wake up cum
>>71613684
^W^ hi >_> i hate u
>>71613749
you're not /cum/
>>71613831
.-. Tbh i hate america too >W<
>>71610623
1/10 killing urself is the only option now desu >_>
Still don't know what a roastie is desu.
>>71613541
>>71613749
>>71613845
welcome back, aids chan
FUCK the Kingdom of the Netherlands
Flanders is infinitely superior
>>71614155
The low countries are gay desu
>>71614109
Thanks.
>>71613501
schweddy balls
CHANGES IN LATITUDES
CHANGES IN ATTITUDES
booked the flight a day early without asking my boss
what is he gonna do, it's my right to go on vacation
I am no wageslave
President Trump is gonna deport all the illegal thank god
send them back
san francisco DEFUNDED
no more sanctuary cities
10,000 new ice officers on the streets
MAGA
>>71614155
Pls make sure to tell your fellow countrymen this so they will stay the heck out of my country >W<
.-. Before I go pls kys esp that gay latvian anime poster
smoke weed everyday init
>>71614441
um maybe some other time
>>71614441
wtf I hate Taiwan now
We need to invade the Netherlands desu
It should be part of New York
>>71614507
why? shit gonna be underwater soon
>>71614496
Melania is so hot FUCKKKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbLHzz31dzg
How shitty are dorms?
>>71614528
it will be then a perfect country for ameriwhales ?____?
>>71614737
tuurlijk
>>71614686
haha sam hyde is so funny :D
it's time to bulli u
can we have a /theocracy/
>>71614999
if gay conversion therapy actually worked it should be available everywhere for free
of course you run into that problem like with xmen the last stand with just b urself but really being a mutant would be cool but being gay is just being a social pariah, it has no practical benefits like having wings so the moral deliema isn't an equivelency.
>>71614999
That'll never work, homosexuality can only be cured with lobotomy
There is exactly one cure for Homosexuals:
The eternal depths of hell.
Even if you forcibly marry a fag with a woman and teach him the pleasure of a vaginer, rest assured he will be sucking filthy cock in an alleyway the second he leaves his family for work.
Gays are desperate perverts and against all that is good and normal.
I wish I had like 3 cows so I could reenact the Baneposting scene with my handgun
>>71615321
why cows?
We should go back to the good ol' days when gays were burned at the stake.
>>71615319
Do I sense a brother in Christ?
>>71615366
Because I also wanna see what happens to a cow when I blow it's head off
It's kind of an American thing you don't get it
Wie geht es dir heute, Deutscher?
>>71615417
Well cum threads are christian
>>71615577
Why are your Scandinavian societies mostly atheist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuDqEGlKOus
Christian countries are on the decline and Buddhist countries are on the rise.
Makes me sad for the future
>>71615809
We wuz science and shit
When things are too 'good' people turn away from god
Theres also a stronger social stigma here about being religious
>>71615785
Das ist gut zu hören, ich denke. Wenn gehst du?
>China will become Christian soon
name everything wrong with this picture
>>71616378
The Pope must be assassinated for the good of the church
>>71616262
I'd prefer for the lot to become Muslim and destroy themselves. Fuck the Chinese.
>you will never see mainland china under Chiang Kai-shek
>>71616412
You are dumb. Muslim Chinese is best Chinese.
>>71616068
I hate when people think that religion and science are mutually exclusive. After all, it was the Church and priests that brought Europe to where it is today.
I hope your people find their way back onto the path someday, Finbro.
>>71616506
the best chinese is a burning chinese
>>71616425
Habt Spaß aber auch Gebt acht, Kumpel. Wirst du oft da fotografieren?
caillou is the most fucking annoying kids show
Guys, I just realized that /g/ and /pol/ are bad places to learn about computers and politics, can anyone give me some pointers on where to start on these topics, or would a simple google/youtube search be more than enough?
>>71616962
This
Never even liked it as a (smaller) kid
>>71617149
What do you want to know about computers?
what's good nigguh
get that nigguh
>>71617177
I guess "hey guys teach me about computers xd" is a stupid and broad question isn't it? I just want to start from the beginning though, I suppose. I know more or less what's going on underneath the hood, but I more want to be comfortable using the computer when installing and editing programs and operating systems and computer functions (even though most of these, on Windows and Mac systems at least, are basically doing all the work for you and it'd take a retard to mess it up) and taking advantage of new and old technologies like say, setting up something as simple as a raspberry pi, without having to nervously consult youtube and google praying I don't mess something up and anxiously expecting the frustration that usually comes with learning something new about computers.
>>71617444
checked
Why does it seem it's always anime fans and /mu/fags who obsess over Death Grips? it's an awesome band, but why does it seem so many people who post death grips on 4chan are either of those two.
>>71617149
As far as computers that should work.
Idk about the politicks since shills would likely be at the top, but my ap gov teacher had us use amsco's us gov politics (or something like that) instead of the textbook
I live in Miami Gardens FL
AMA
>>71617630
Moo is shit and you're as shit also
>>71617515
There was a massive torrent of books on computers, mainly programming and networking but I can't seem to find it now.
This thread looks good though >>>/t/713097
See if your public library has a subscription for Lynda.com, they have lots of good beginner level training courses on a range of topics
I'm hung over as shit lads
Traps are gay
Official /pol Discord:
https://discord.gg/swp3YFF
>>71617686
>>71617770
thanks, good resources guys
>>71617969
>tfw my friends want to hang out tonight but I just want to play minecraft and jerg off
>>71618216
You can always lie and say you have to do something family/school/work related
What happens here?
>my ruler dies
>new ruler takes over
>Ottomans instantly declare war
>my new ruler ends up being a great general so I put him in charge of my armies
>his entire 12 year reign is spent leading armies
>he dies in battle
>the war goes on for another 12 years
At least he'll be remembered as a great warrior
>>71619002
what country are you playing as?
>>71618258
Nah, my bud bought tickets to a soccer game (queer sport). I'll gonjust because he wants me to.
>>71619473
If it's not Germany or Japan, anon is a newbie.
>>71619666
i'm trying to do a muslim Netherlands run
also, nice try Satan
>>71618936
The finger lakes, people go hiking and camping and shit there.
>>71619225
*kisses your tummy to make you feel better*
>>71619473
Started as Lithuania, released Zaporizhie, and formed Ruthenia.
>>71619666
>Japan
I played as them a couple of times. During my most recent one, I conquered all of China and converted to Christianity. Then I began an international crusade and started declaring war on every single Muslim country I saw. Morocco somehow conquered most of Iberia so I spent a couple of wars kicking the Moors out of Iberia again.
really dont want to go to work today
Total War may be buggy as shit but it's a far better franchise than autism map simulator.
>>71620159
the grand strategy aspect of TW is really shallow and basically serves as a playing board for the armies. they're different games, and you should be a patrician and play both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiVVqNdA40
>>71620159
Incorrect
>>71620347
>tfw no game where the GSG aspect is like in Paradox map painters and the battles are like Mount&Blade
>>71620454
that will exist some day, but id want an option to skip battles. game would literally be impossibly long and tedious without it
I didn't want it to cum to this but in gonna beat the shit out which of you ate the last of my bread.
>>71620482
Get rid of TW's shitty auto resolve and let them go out like in a normal PDX game if you don't want to lead troops. I think that'd be good.
>>71620524
It's so annoying when you suffer a crushing defeat with an overwhelming force. I don't feel like playing a battle against a half stack of babrbarians and they shouldn't be able to beat me unless I'm ambushed.
HOLY DIVER!
>>71619872
>Lithuania
They're in Civ 5? I never even seen them.
>>71619721
>tfw you copy a pentagram unicode and it is deleted because you're a phoneposter
>>71621239
>Civ
Since 1867 a party has controlled both houses of Congress and the White House the following times:
>Republicans 1869-1875
>Republicans 1889-1891
>Democrats 1893-1895
>Republicans 1897-1911
>Democrats 1913-1919
>Republicans 1921-1931
>Democrats 1933-1947
>Democrats 1949-1953
>Republicans 1953-1955
>Democrats 1961-1969
>Democrats 1977-1981
>Democrats 1993-1995
>Republicans 2001
>Republicans 2003-2007
>Democrats 2009-2011
>Republicans 2017-
Is there anybody worth following on snap chat?
>>71610656
Holy fuuuuuuug
Slav girls are best.
Chinese Taipei*
Republic of China*
>It's okay to sell Taiwan arms
>it's not okay for the president to take a call from Taiwan
Nice party you got tbeir, dumbocrats
>>71622156
>Dumbocraps and Repoopycan'ts
Really makes me think.
>>71622393
You're crazy
Taking a shit. A solid loaf. Smells of tainted beef and garlic. Mark the fecal chart.
>>71622679
>>71622679
That's a lot of snot
>slavery
>started the civil war
>assassinated GOAT president
>Jim Crow
>segregation
>Japanese internment
>Vietnam
>emails
>cheating at debates
>taking foreign money for campaigns
>about to elect a radical Muslim as party chair
Nice party you got there.
As an adult I will not be purchasing video games anymore.
>>71622957
I think I'm gonna buy a Switch as well
democrips and rethuglicans
I'm full of shit. I'm playing NHL 17 on my xbone right now.
>Ended fusionism and started the modern two-party system
>Started and exacerbated the Great Depression and opposed the New Deal
>Provided much opposition to the Civil Rights Act and Great Society
>Anti-LGBT and other rights
>Reagan
>Donald Trump
Nice party you got there.
>>71623094
Nu Democraps, Fiberals, and Thugservatives
>>71623109
The new deal didn't help end the depression
/cum/ more like /dumb/
Should I fall for the /fa/ meme and buy clothes from H&M?
>>71623313
Wow, looks like H&M viral marketing has really hit that board hard.
Snapchat is codeword for 'uninteresting normalfag'
I use Snapchat every day
I hate each and every one of you.
>None of my friends are studying abroad
Who want's to study abroad with me?
>>71624168
shut up
>>71624115
agreed
>>71624168
where?
studying abroad is a giant meme
wuz goin on ova here fellas
>>71624277
Prague
>>71624390
EYO
>>71624378
Good, wouldn't have it any other way. Already thoroughly enjoyed studying in Ireland
>>71624397
hmm, nah
Why are their foreigners at my shitty college anyway?
fat plump and american made
oh..... hi....
>>71624577
like mamas cannoli right
>>71624566
>their
Lmao buds I'm retarded
>>71624577
EEYYYYYYYYYY IM WALKIN EERE
>>71624378
paying out the ass to go to a university in the same country < paying out the ass (arse-suming your not a dual citizen or someshit) to a university in a different country b/c why the fuck not at that point
You seem like kinda a fag anyway so I think it's for the better
how do I get janny to stop bullying me
@71624617
@71624613
@71624426
>>71624679
give him a little kissy
>>71624679
Compensation perhaps?
>>71624566
>>71624577
>>71624600
wtf.... 3 dubs?
>>71624679
I wouldn't know, I was just let out of janny jail.
>>71624679
make high quality posts that contribute to intelligent discussion
Should I make it Greek or Ruthenian, buds?
>>71624895
>>71624895
Turkish
>>71624895
Ottoman
1.A your r stade/puccince
1.B do your stade/puccince contribute to intelligence discussion
>FL
>yaaass
>>71624895
are those the only options
>>71624976
I can make it Bulgarian too desu
No way that I'm keeping it Turkish, though
>>71624959
Put it in 4 color mode
>>71624834
lmao ok
>>71624964
Ontario
Yes we're basically holding this general together
>there are people in Maryland who still pretend to speak in a Southern accent
>>71625088
>we
It's just you and me now
>>71625310
wat gaem
Yep
>>71625537
postal redux
>>71625310
EYYYY IM WALKIN OVA ERE, GOT BLOOD ON MUH SHOES NOW
WHO GONNA PAY FOR THIS
Wow they don't take this shit round here
I get no respect
Stop bullying Brooklyn!
>clacking your ass for EYO
>drink 17 beers last night
>start going through withdrawals today
>start drinking some rye
>feels fucking amazing
wew lads
Kvass is a delicious drink
>German
>knows what shit tastes like
>>71626110
You haven't tasted good kvass then desu
Be afraid Drumpftards and Democraps
>>71626011
>drink 17 beers
How do you fit that much beer inside you?
10 hours and thread still hasn't reached 310
Why is cum dieing? Who to blame?
>>71626188
>lefties split the vote
>Trump wins second term with even less votes
>German has bad taste in soft drinks
Not surprised desu.
I bet you'd prefer the taste of carbonated refugee cum.
cringed
>>71626243
Without me /cum/ is ded, tell janny to stop banning me.
>>71626188
>literally this desperate to seperate yourself from the modern demo party that simply WONT LEARN
lmao
>>71626239
its called peeing
>>71626188
HELL YEAH IT'S BACK
>>71605181
looks like Edward Hopper, but can't find confirmation
>>71626327
>like-dislike ratio
>comments disabled
>tfw the Democratic Party is imploding
>>71626416
>>71626416
>>71626416
>>71626416
migrate when bump limit is hit and show no mercy to brits
Janny on the warpath today
>>71626521
HEEM'D
There is no longer any doubt in my mind that this country is run by Wizard people.
>>71626585
get out of my thread kraut
>>71626521
BTFO
Make a GOOD edition at 310. No sooner.
>>71626715
Too bad /cum/ is dead right now desu
*makes a BAD edition and sooner*
The plural of lego is legos
Prove me wrong
>>71626752
DO IT PUNK
just filling in the quota
>>71626745
I have returned from banland my child, /cum/ will hum with life again.
>>71626900
>>71626900
>>71626900
>>71625904
>another american who can't handle the banter
FOY
>>71626188
Lolbertarians BTFO'd again
ummm
janny?
janny... you need help..
janny you dumb fuck
/cum/ is finished
who can stop him?
love how a janny exclusively has to patrol one general
not even the whole board, he's just babysitting a small group of autists who happen to live on one of the world together