Perfect World edition
>block bordered map
State of yankstralia
>>71602593
Don't recognise that flag mate, what country you from?
>>71602580
if it's such a perfect world why are there borders?
>>71602580
i don't know why anyone would spend time creating this image, it has no merit.
>>71602614
Even God has borders anon
>>71602602
yer mums cunt brother
Morning gentleman
What are we up to today?
>>71602614
jamalstein rasheedguez
>>71602641
actually the name's Tony
>>71602638
Toss the aussie
*picks up an Aussie runt and throws him at you*
we have a strange flag in our threads lads
who is it?
posting on /x/ for the first time lads
>>71602638
Gym then some Noam Chomsky event/lecture at my old uni lol
>>71602659
It's a place called Ireland
>>71602659
No idea mate, doesn't come up with anything when I hover over it
Kazakh gf 2017
Cor them Yanks are a bit dramatic aren't they
If you think secret societies which hold massive amounts of influence are just conspiracy talk, you need to stop drinking fluoridated water
>>71602696
Trump said he wants to burn all the muslims in the world and passed a law making it legal to rape transgender people as long as you're white
HOW CAN YOU BE OK WITH THIS
>>71602696
it's funny how they turn a blind I when a left wing govenment gets involved in corruption
>>71602753
ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ?
>>71602752
hi glp
Whites only planet.
People like us, the non-connected pleb scum who don't attend schools like Yale or Harvard, will always think secret societies are just make-believe.
These secret societies are bound to do favours for one another.
People like George Bush and John Kerry were not merely put into their places through natural means
Is this the real /brit/ thread?
>>71602903
No, the real one is hidden from JFs
Secret society twats
>when the only person that ever truly understood you dies
I love the seething anger non-whites have towards White people.
Just ate 2 pounds of lasagna at 4AM
State of me
quite tempted to go to a greasy spoon lmao
ex gf wants me to fist her again
GOING to DO it
>>71602696
rumor has it the tolerant left is planning riots come spring
not sure i believe it but i wouldn't be surprised
really getting tired of this. i've started actively ignoring political shit. i was talking with my old man about what's going on with trump and he said he's never seen people this fired up over a new president in his entire life. i just hope things don't get too crazy. the liberal media needs to stop stoking the fire
bloody rozzers are circling above me in a helicopter lads, it's not even 9am
such is life in South London.
>Just ate 2 pounds of lasagna at 4AM
>State of me
>>71602580
>Perfect World
fixed
>>71603046
you missed russia
Traps. Y/N ?
The face of Trump's America
>liberal media
>>71602984
who measures lasagna in pounds?
>>71603106
good lad
>>71603114
even your beloved BBC is biased
Fuck me why are Kazakhs women so beautiful
http://www.strawpoll.me/12413398
purchased a large ashtray a few weeks ago to replace my small one with the intent that i would solve the problem of a little bit of ash that always eluded the small tray
however since getting the bigger one ash has gone all over the place
much worse before than with the smaller tray
>>71603125
I measure an evening with ya mum in pounds
Just shagged an aussie milf
>>71603215
Julia?
Wish I was a Japanese chad who plays baseball in a japanese league, is in touch with ancient Japanese culture, and is rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE
amin yamom
>>71602962
Who? I've never seen one
Feeling a bit down. Post slags, please
>>71603017
UP THE CRYSTAL PALACE!
hmm
Feel bad for really fat people that get their shit together and lose weight
All that extra skin doesn't retract itself
>>71602580
fairly rude
>have really good idea
>check if anyone else has thought of it
>they have
fuck other people
>>71603361
Screeching
we are in the presence of a real misanthrope!
mange tout rodders mange tout
generally pretty centre but the american obsession with firearms is beyond me
>>71603401
have a neighbor who builds his own guns
Bout to piss myself ay?
>>71603353
this desu, absolute state of them.
>>71603353
honestly people should just be instantly euthanised once they reach a certain weight
>>71603401
they're fun to shoot, and interesting from a mechanical standpoint if you're an autist like me
The gf fighting for women's rights x
>>71603500
so brave ;_;
moving to papua new guinea to spend the next 8 years sucking black dick to become a man
haven't been this hungover since uni days what gives
>>71603500
it's going to be so funny when Islam becomes the majority religion and these feminist sluts start getting forced to wear hijabs and marry Abdul
>>71603625
yeah... hilarious...
i'd ask this german what germans think of merkel losing the election but he's not even a german
Really excites the ol' neurons
>>71603647
merkel's not losing
>>71603675
looks like she's got a stringey bogey coming down
>>71603646
t. triggered whore
>>71603679
fake news
>>71603675
JASUS
>>71603675
hmmm
>>71603727
russian propaganda
>>71603679
are the germans really that cucked?
me constructing a new gimmick
>>71603770
is this the next evolution of rorke?
>>71603742
apparently merkel's only competitor openly hates white people
i'd say germany is in a bad way these days, but when haven't they been
Hey fellow Brits!
Come check out my youtube channel and see what you think, don't forget to sub if you're a fan!
https://www.youtube.com/user/FoodReviewUK/videos
>>71603799
what about afd? are they popular?
frauke petry is my politicianfu
>>71603801
fucking hell what a tragic channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1r0qIsoZcE
anyone else /pectus excavatum/ here?
it's fucking with my ability to get good pecs
ain't been to the gym in a week lol
off there in 20 mins, what shall I do?
eating cold hard leftover pasta from 2 nights ago for brekky
>>71603801
*likes*
*comments*
*subscribes*
keep em up buddy! =)
>>71602651
Blair Tony
>>71603876
haven't been in 7 months
well and truly fucked it
me lol ;) x
>>71603876
need a kayla morris gf
>>71603770
he really beed him self
>>71603801
https://youtu.be/NnXaSBhEc00
is this your gf
>>71603891
thanks pal!
Here's one of my favourite epidodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPV3Nrqwegw
anyone else /rectum evacuatum/ here?
do not reply to the German poster above
>>71603408
Nvm pulled up at the bp servo on the Bruce highway with seconds to spare
>>71603929
your wife is beautiful, you lucky bastard! xD
>>71603821
AfD are kosher wastemen
>>71603951
it's funny because the bruce highway is real
>>71603974
AfD will make Germany great again
I don't get how you can like Frauke Petry that much though,she looks like a fookin lesbian with that short hair
>>71603365
>the Internet and globalism has made talent so ubiquitous that you will never ever be able to earn undying kleos
Feels fucked
>>71603929
The UTTER state of this guy
>your daughter's new husband is sat at the top table spouting is plebby opinions on the meal into a video camera
just realised that peru's flag is a fucking wreath
spoke to thailad for two hours in my rabb.it room
found an old song he likes
it was by benga
we talked about so many things
evolution, thailand, archivers on /brit/, gimmicks
he's so friendly and polite
he had to go clothes shopping and left
i watched looper again but i too tired to finish it
he told me to stop the namefagging as its dangerous
he's thinking about making a youtube channel
he's going release old camgo pranks
he uploaded a snippet to vocaroo
i played it and we both laughed
he said he has hours of audio to edit and chop and that was just a snippet
>>71603801
fuck off
>>71604007
>AfD will make Germany great again
kys sören
afd are a disgrace
>>71604007
short haired girls are patrician-tier
>>71604050
bender
still haven't bought civ
don't know what im waiting for
i have serious commitment issues
>>71604054
i actually hate homosexuals, and go out of my way to remind them what disgusting mentally ill perverts they are whenever i get the chance
>>71604048
>Not supporting the AfD
You might as well join the Greens,fag
>>71604050
"No"
>>71604006
Yeah nah yeah nah yeah cunt
refugees welcome
>>71604079
suss
>India has expressed shock after the fatal shooting of an Indian national in the US, amid reports that the attack may have been racially motivated.
>The suspect allegedly fled on foot and was arrested five hours later at a restaurant just over the state border, 80 miles (130km) away in Clinton, Missouri.
>He told a bartender there that he had just killed two Middle Eastern men, the Kansas City Star reports, without naming its sources.
ah yes american intelligence
ah yes trumps america
the thing about short haired girls is that only the truly attractive ones can pull it off
>>71604159
even then they'd be more attractive with longer hair
dedicating today to exploring as many memes as possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZ0cKLWYWU
never used to be discriminatory towards others but i'm getting more and more pro-white as the years go on
can't people just fuck off back to their own countries? i don't want to live in a fucking multicultural/multiethnic country.
feminists too need to fuck off, preferably into the nearest oven.
an honest and unforgiving portrait of office life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yecFTeMVSlo
>>71604177
paul pierce
>>71604186
yesss, let the hate flow through you
rate the battle station
>>71604206
bit weird how a black man is in a team called the celtics
Eating chocolate truffles for breakfast
Might do a cheeky fixing of my sleep schedule
>>71604150
gentle reminder this gentlemen is the one who always questions any anti-trump post
>>71604280
>gears of war
excellent lad
Short-haired girls are awfully unfeminine
Literally have nothing to say to women. I'm not even nervous or anything, I just can't even think of anything
Just called in sick to work. McDonalds BTFO.
>leaf opinions on anything
fucking creasing
asian women trying to be sexy is like a child trying to be sexy
it just doesn't work
Golf is a great sport lads
England has the smallest average home in Europe, new research says
Absolutely livid at the amount of normie scum on this train lads
>>71604341
No fucking room on your tiny island haha
>>71604314
hows it any different to talking to men you don't know?
>>71604314
Same expect substitute women with humans in general
Trump says a lot of random off-script and downright dumb shit and all, but I can't believe the left are actually trying to deny there are significant problems with muslim migrants in Sweden just cause of the haphazard way he pointed to them
All non-whites itt must leave.
>>71604357
You can talk to other men about manly stuff.
>>71604328
FONT
>>71604254
Went to bed at 2am and just woke up now (10am)
>>71604328
haha y-ya
<_<
>>71604280
how has no one found out who this lad is yet?
>>71604352
its saturday evening what do you expect
>>71604302
there's nothing inherently feminine or masculine about hair length
>>71604324
Spot on when I said pakis are the ones who anti-Canada post
Fuck off sheed
>>71604352
>normies
>on the train
What are you on the fuckin Ghan or summat
>>71603835
>tfw watching jeopardy with the lower-middle class family.
Australian who want's to be millionare almost has qts on every single night though
>>71604363
hopefully after a few years of trump everyone will stop caring what the left thinks
>>71604388
I know who you are mate ;)
Ahh yes it's the time of year when every mong I have on facebook shares their mong mates student election campaign shit constantly
>>71604404
would have thought pakis were well disposed towards canada given the circumstances
could never raw dog an asian
i just think of them as all having hepatitis
>>71604339
yes it is
i play almost everyday and i caddie at one of the most famous places in the world and because of that i can play any of their courses for the caddie rate of $5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJci7QCsrEM
can't believe based Sargon is a paedo
>likes gears of war
>likes drum and bass
Could be you, could be one of your countrymen, but you NEED to fuck off.
>>71604382
Interesting
*walks off and forgets your name*
>>71604392
Expecting you to sod off you wanker x
>>71604357
You can just talk shit or talk about politics, what the fuck do women even do though?
>>71604452
are you that fag pom
>>71604431
Reminds me I need to get tested regularly and save up for that new wonder cure for Hep C
>>71604429
Pakis are ungrateful cunts
>>71604444
i've never played gears of war but i do occasionally listen to a bit of pendulum for old time's sake
>>71604363
>Trump says a lot of random off-script and downright dumb shit
that's part of his appeal he doesn't speak like someone who spends countless hours with speech writers making sure to get every word right
>>71604455
normies don't care about politics beyond "they're all corrupt cunts" regardless of gender
having a wanknificent cup of tea
For sale: baby shoes, never worn
>>71604466
*throws my beer at your face*
YOU TALKIN SHIT CUZ
>>71604483
>trumps appeal to americans is he is as coherent as a retard
knows his audience anyway
How do I infiltrate the 'groid societal hierarchy?
>>71604506
probably just an ugly baby shower gift
*dodges your beer throw*
Heh,you made me use 10%, of my power...Not bad...
>>71604435
Sounds good lad, not long before you play with Donny x
You lads still play Survarium? It's fucking great.
absolutely LIVID over the state of Australian football
for sale: toothbrush, heavily used.
halfway through dinner and need a poo but don't want my dinner to get cold while i'm on the bog
>>71604506
repost if u cri evri tim
>>71604510
this is why trump won
>>71604532
every effort counts in winning the war lads, we have successfully expended 10% of a German individual's energy
>>71604495
Nah working class *middle aged men usually know about politics and are always angry about their labour rights
>>71604520
OOGA BOOGA WHITEY EVIL GIBS MONEY
How do I get a job as the guy who finds cool music for movie trailers?
for sale: country,heavily damaged
drinking Stella at 10 in the morning
student life eh
>>71604570
would like to get a job choosing music for gta games since it's all been shit lately
looking at pictures of anime girls unironically makes my willy tingle
not sure why looking at human girls does not evoke the same chemical reaction inside my nog
>>71604564
Heh...You will never defeat me...Because I...Am the eternal kraut!
>>71604441
fuck off sargon
alri
stop listening to music
>>71604571
germany has already been bought my dude
>>71604594
Humans are ugly.
toilet bog fart can't read
wonder if sargon posts in /brit/
bet he posts in /britpol/ at least
>>71604612
By you? Is that why it's so shit?
>>71604565
admit it, you're just sexistly assuming they've put more thought into their opinions because they're men when they're likely just as nuanced and runtish as any woman's
>>71604533
that would be a dream come true but they always put the best caddies (am not one of the best yet) with famous people who come to play and they get insane tips like $1000
i usually get $50 but some of the old timers regularly tip $100
it's a nice gig except it can get pretty brutal during the summer especially when double bagging
>>71604597
oop there goes my willy again
stop posting pictures of anime girls please lads
>>71604597
hanz will zou pleaz kalm dowm?
Just found out whites in the Southern states of the US call prison "Nigger Univeristy"
ordered brisket kebab
told them to hold all the paki shite and just give the meat and bread
>>71604606
*except burzum
This is how non-whites see White people and their identities. Which one are you lads?
A solid 2 imo.
>>71604641
>it can get pretty brutal during the summer especially when double bagging
woah i bet, good money for that kind of work though
>>71604541
Being concerned about Australian soccer is highly un-Australian desu, should be banned
>>71604444
Feel like sargon keeps getting dumber by the day. keeps on defending every bad move trump makes then insists that he's a leftist
>>71604444
what do you have against D&B
d-.-b https://youtu.be/9m0XFq15t-M d-.-b
>>71604651
yep, that is a universal trait. all of them do that and not just the racist, sexist, xenophobic bigots who voted for trump
>>71604643
>Tomoko makes his Willy go up
You'd be gay if your Willy wouldn't go up from this
>>71604650
No, apologize for Dresden or I bomb you all fucking inselaffen
>>71604661
>yanks
>>71604661
if you're anything other than 1 you need to fuck off right now
>>71604683
BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN YA
>>71604661
>white majority countries
oh boohoo
John Wick 2 any good?
>>71604651
Recently found out that brits call the chinese shop a chinky and have been using it ever since.
Post your age, I want to know who is the oldest poster here
>24
hate drinking WITH people
I want to get drunk by myself
REEEEEEE
>>71604751
probably me
>30
>>71604254
Wanted a deep sleep last night so I drank some special brew and jack daniels with klonopin. I feel asleep so suddenly I still had the laptop on the bed, curtains open, with a candle still burning on the windowsill. Jack daniels bottle was still in my hand. I awoke at 5am with massive bladder pain on the verge of pissing myself and ran to the sink to piss
>>71604544
just eat it on the shitter idiot
>>71604666
it is
i get paid $65/bag when double bagging so total $130 for the round on top of tips from both players and they typically tip even better cause they know it's not easy to caddie for 2 people at once
>>71604749
Australians don't say this? Why don't you twats just call a spade a spade
>>71604705
Non-whites in Britain view the people and the state the same way.
>>71604751
I'm 36
>>71604675
Crimes are majors
Sentences are years until they get their degrees
Example: Tyrone is sentenced to 23 year in federal prison for drug trafficking
Tyrone is attending Nigger University. He's majoring in pharmaceutical medicine, in a 23 year degree program.
>>71604779
extremely unsanitary, that
>>71604789
we call it thai or indian
>>71604734
Judeans and their non white pets won't be satisfied until whitey is extinct.
>>71604767
>tfw we bombed dresden waited for civilians to leave their bunkers and bombed it again
Quality banter
>Why don't you twats just call a spade a spade
... hummm?
Might cop these
/Int/s gay mod banned a bunch of people from /brit/ yesterday for homophobic posts
Crazy how far 4chan has fallen, reddit is Unironically better
Mod of /r/4chan here
AMA
>>71604844
>Pakistan is not in Asia
>East Asians not being called Orientals
Dumb Aussie being Americanised.
>>71604840
And they say krauts are barbaric,huh? Compared to that,we dindu nuffin.
I wonder what was 4chan like back in like 03 04
>>71604844
Sadiq looks like George Clooney
>>71604661
1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1zisINyjJY
>>71604811
>>71604844
Fuck off PC gone mad tossers
Thankfully got home tonight before I shat myself, was busting x
>>71604705
>>71604792
>Complains that whites are stereotyped as racist because the majority of them are
>Stereotypes blacks as criminals even though the majority of us aren't
>>71604877
just banter m8
>>71604751
23, wish i was dead
>>71604878
In hindsight almost all of 00s 4chan was cringy as fuck and reddit
>>71604877
Einsatzgruppen.
>>71604890
>us
Get out
>>71604906
Okay :-D
>>71604916
Proofs?
>>71604844
>just be yourself bro
>>71604789
Just hadn't considered it. usually do a show when I go and get it with the ol' family
Pull the corners of my eyes back and start yelling "ching chong ping bong" noises and hum this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzoCmpdjAw
>>71604877
11 million total dead in the Holocaust
the british empire was worse than the nazis
Welcome to the 'Lets Crush Random Shit In A Hydraulic Press' Show!!!
*thunderous applause*
And on tonights show, we're crushing ... MY FUCKING HEAD!!
*crushes own head in press*
*crowd erupts in elated hysteria*
*camera switches to the 'Lets Crush Random Shit In A Hydraulic Press' dancers
>>71604890
but blacks have a higher represntation in doing crime
>>71602580
test > ugay
daisy just farted in my mouth AMA
>>71604890
>us
Alri nig nog pollywog
>>71604955
t. Padraig O'Arsepain
>>71604946
PROOFS
Also
>Native Americans
slag saturday
>>71604976
Stop avatarfagging.
Mark Wahlberg say the the best way to attract women is to just be yourself
>>71604751
There's that 40 yr old lad I think it's him
>>71604974
t. benedict arnold
>>71604988
bucks
if i was an attractive woman i would just never wear underwear so if i found a guy i liked it would be easy access
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!
>>71604958
One on mate this should rightfully have been a bollock busting post
read a book about an aspie alcoholic who self medicated so hard he almost died of liver failure. i resonated a lot with his life trajectory and some specific behaviours of his.
but he was married twice, and i'm a lonely incel. a good looking aspie can sometimes make it, an ugly aspie has no chance at all.
>>71605005
is that the only figure in american history you know
>>71604918
Cya lads
Leaving the cunt because some racist cracker on 4chan told me to
>>71604970
Brush your teeth senpai
>>71604606
Didn't that guy murder someone? Yeah nah, don't take advice from people like that.
>>71605000
No homo but that is a very good looking body
>>71605013
i identified with swiss army man TOO much for comfort
>>71604890
ethnics are far more racist than whites
not only do all non-whites wish whites were dead, they also hate other brown people. asians think blacks are all criminal drug dealers and gang members
>>71605027
Brushed them half an hour ago.
>>71605007
>bucks
FOY
make donald drumpf again
>>71605056
a costa man are you?
>>71605031
This is Mark Wahlberg now, at 45
Feel old yet?
>>71605037
Asians control the drug trade in Britain eejit
>>71605000
brb gonna beat up a Vietnamese refugee
le cake was a lie
said you too to the ubereats lad when he told me to enjoy my food
ffs
>>71605108
isn't it wierd for a frenchman to use the >le meme
>>71605027
you would be happier in your country of origin, with your own people.
>>71605073
More of a Caffè Nero man myself
>>71604976
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust
>>71605130
Not when white monopoly capital controls it
>>71605147
>wikipedia as a source
have canada filtered but sometimes i get curious and unfilter one of their posts and it's always terrible
>>71605128
wee wee hon hon hon
>>71605172
wikipedia contains citations you know and with topics like the holocaust they aren't citing buzzfeed they're citing academic works
Doing the so called calisthenics
>>71605154
>white monopoly capital
I'm opposed to capitalism. But really, you could have just said capital, but your bitterness shines through.
doing a self-styled mastication
>>71605147
Never realised they killed so few gays, seems like they always used to go out of their way to mention gays in the concentration camps at school
>>71605214
>(((academic works)))
their citations are locked archives guarded by a jewish cabal
going to smash bis and tris today
skull crushers, dips, curls, paused bench, DB bench
Bit of a conundrum lads.
I've had my current laptop for 7 years. It still works fine. The only maintenance I've had to do on it was replace the battery maybe 2 or 3 years ago after it had done like 1700 load cycles.
Anyway now the replacement battery is also coming to the end of its life (~1300 load cycles).
The point is, is it silly to buy a new battery for this laptop when I am essentially relying on a critical hardware failure not happening on a device which is already 7 years old? Would I be better of buying a new laptop instead?
>I'm opposed to capitalism.
>>71605282
yes, go on mate, treat yourself - get a new laptop
*clubs your laptop mid-sentence*
made your choice for you there lad ahah
>>71605318
>>71605318
>>71605318
>>71605280
Sounds good lad
>>71605253
>You're allowed to point out the fact that most weed dealers are black but you aren't allowed to point out the fact that the capitalist class is 99% white
k
>>71605310
fuck off bizarro yank
I've had my laptop 7 years and I've replaced: wi-fi card, audio jack, keyboard many times, motherboard, hdd (not because it was faulty), replaced thermal paste a couple of times, fan was probably replaced one time i sent it into service during the first year. The rest i replaced myself after warranty ran out. Don't know what else I've replaced...
>>71605282
just get a new one. you can get decent laptops for buttons these days
Fat man: Janny
Box man: me
Boxes: proxies
Also the battery obviously many times and power cables.
>>71605282
Definitely look at getting a new one.
You can always keep your current one going until it goes to silicon heaven.
Don't do what I did and get blindsided by an out-of-the-blue HD failure.
That was a pain.
for fucks sake janny just let a new thread happen i'm sitting on a cracker of a post here
>>71605504
I'll let you in on a wee secret pal: >>71605306
Don't worry I won't tell the lads you've been sitting here hitting refresh all by your lonesome.