Canada edition
anime
hey kristaps it's good to see you
I unironically approve of this edition.
little big latvya
not a fan of this edition
>>71599243
>those time digits
any cute girls ITT that would like to just talk? I've never talked with a cute girl before.
Lewd bugs
>>71599295
oh how the tables have turned
>>71599322
Me on the right
>>71599333
>gallon jugs
she was probably flogged for not keeping her dairy in bags
me on the left
I heart French
>>71599356
the upper peninsula literally to the left of canada
>>71599356
/cum/ is a gook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpoh7jxj76A
>>71599373
>fellow kansas city bro
I've been wondering, what's with the BBQ meme in this city? I went to Arthur Bryants and it wasn't all that great
>>71599378
WE WAS GOOKS AND SHIT
>the last time a canadian team won the stanley cup was 1993
>kansas city
>isnt in kansas
i love women
>california
>mostly mexicans
>isn't in mexico
when the mexican does not reply
>>71598924
>>71599425
groace
I want to dumpster dive into a cute girls big butt!
>>71599447
finland is my gf
>>71599322
will you go to rubber dinghy rapids with me?
>>71599413
The fuck is this true?
Rate what I've been doing with my Friday night
>>71599425
I have never even seen a female
with all the refugees from the states risking their lives to trudge through the icy fields of manitoba to get here, imagine how many will come in the summer
>>71599373
I don't like you
>>71599480
yep
despite being their national sport, Canuckians cannot even beat their Big Strong American counterparts
mexico also won the jr hockey championship
I think I'm having a mental breakdown buds
>>71599480
>The National Hockey League commissioner is the highest-ranking executive officer in the National Hockey League (NHL). The position was created in ((((1993)))) with (((Gary Bettman))) as the first commissioner.
>>71599493
>mfw they're all black and brown
Thank you Canada
>>71599516
It's not your fault (it is).
>the only girl who I want a relationship with I have no chance with
life is suffering
I've had three other chances last year but since my GPA was broken and I'm broke I can't but this girl understood. I don't understand why lads.
>>71599482
Fuck man I'd kill to be able to play paradox games right now
>>71599493
you get some of our refugees?
why does canada even exist
Hello canada
>>71599475
go away, zoos will open soo in us a in few hours
>>71599493
we will have to build a hole to trap them
>>71599544
they are the sacrificial lamb to contain this hellspawn
>>71599538
I did not geworfenheit myself into existence. 'Tis not my fault that I am the way that I am. This world has made me awful, so until the next.
>>71599482
9.2/10
Do you see the truth?
>>71599544
Because Manifest Destiny was a sham and America was founded on little bitch ideals.
>>71599539
Fuck you. Seriously fuck you if you think that is a problem. I am barely scraping by with enough to eat, and I've applied to thousands of positions in the past couple months. Haven't gotten anything.
So fuck you and your 13 year old boy problems.
>>71599543
yes they are illegally crossing because they dont like drumpf and because they are black/homosexual we are letting them in
>>71599572
>tfw I even got Rurikovich on my throne when I released myself from Lithuania
>tfw your teams best players American, Slovenian and Canadian
The holy trinity of nations.
>>71599558
so tsun
i'll break you
>>71599567
You'll be fine. Drink a cuppa tea and get some fresh air.
be my pussy whore
>be refugee
>enter safe country
>keep travelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgZI5ZY3dmU
hype as fuck, lmao look how he treats the brown mexicans like shit he's so based
>>71599599
t. hockey "fan" since 2013
>>71599599
>hitting Gretzky's number
Kek be praised
>>71599584
>he thinks having his problems discards mine
>He watches nigger hop
>>71599642
2009, actually. Bud took me to a game and I was hooked.
>>71599664
that post made me cum 5 times in two seconds
>>71599626
>conan absolutely towering over those indios
lmao
These epilepsy meds make me feel loopy as fuck. That's why the second dose is worse than the first.
>>71599683
he treats foreigners like children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJcDes3LX9M
>>71599650
this
come on guys how can you force yourselves to like that shit
listen to french shoegaze instead
>the ginger towers over me as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
post more like this please
>>71599746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVBAeS5t5nc
>>71599744
if he's ginger does that still consider him white?
I like big butts.
>>71599729
asians are literally retarded
>>71599767
>Irish
>huwhyte
>>71599767
Hair color has nothing to do with whiteness. Nipple color is all that matters.
>>71599482
>Granada still exists
>>71599777
>>71599780
>ginger
>white
moving to toronto in august, what can I expect?? any help would be appreciated
>>71599562
Its called your mums fanny
>>71599482
what game is this?
>>71599792
niggers jews spics gooks
>>71599792
I hope you're brown. Toronto is the Stockholm of America.
>sample
>what game is this
>>71599503
Aren't like 90% of NHL players Canadians anyways? Canada has found more subtle ways to subvert America it seems...
>>71599803
autistic*
theyre too smart for their own good
>>71599821
Probably only half now with all the Swedes and Finns and Russkies coming over.
>anime weebtard
>having the patience to learn autism the game
no point telling him
>>71599503
>>71599821
You dont judge canadians performance in hockey based on our franchises you idiot. Our stadiums sell out no matter how well our teams do.
Canada has the most world cups in both adult and u-20 hockey, get fucked
>>71599649
I can barely fucking feed myself and you're bitching about some fuckhole.
>>71599808
Europa Universalis 4
>>71599831
if that is autism the game, does that still make me a tard for not playing it?
>>71599831
>implying euiv requires patience
having the entire war fall apart because of a failed offensive in the winter is the true autism that is hearts of iron
>>71599851
danke comrade
>MONTREAL -- The U.S. rallied from a pair of two-goal deficits and Troy Terry (Highlands Ranch, Colo./University of Denver), for the second straight night, scored the game-winner in the shootout, as the U.S. National Junior Team beat Canada, 5-4, to win the gold medal at the 2017 International Ice Hockey Federation World Junior Championship.
>The victory gives Team USA its fourth gold medal at the IIHF World Junior Championship, and tenth medal all time in the event. The U.S. is now 4-1 all-time in gold-medal games at the World Juniors.
>Canada got out to a 2-0 lead entering the first intermission on goals by Thomas Chabot and Jeremy Lauzon at 4:58 and 9:02 of the opening period.
the anime posting leaf fag needs to die
No problemo, son. Put that .223 to your temporal lobe, do a service to humanity
>>71599879
Did you watch sydney crosby score the game wining goal in 2010 at OUR olympics? who cares about the juniors
>>71599889
Are you talking to yourself?
>>71599889
fuck off, she's cute
>she
>>71599927
>she
>>71599889
I would jump in front of the bullet
I like how binland keeps the anime ERPers in check
that feel when listening to the lyrics of hip to be square
>he
>>71599937
>>71599944
newfags
>this triggers the "normal fags"
>>71599951
ive seen what has happened to mammi, the finnish thread
i've come here to stop it from happening here
>1/23/16
>US vs Canada (championship)
>GF: 3
>GA: 2
>>71599951
>throwing a spazfit everytime anime is mentiomed and posting varg.jpg, the hottest meme of 2016
>keeping anything in check
>>71599967
>she
>>71599926
>implying an animuposting faggot would know a .223 from a .30-06
lmao'ing @ ur life my man
>>71599999
you know a lot about guns do you own one?
>>71599999
Kek just blessed all gun enthusiasts.
>newfags
>>71599848
See above. I'm sorry about your problems mang but it's not my problems you haven't got your shit together.
what is a dragon loli?
girls that browse /cum/:
bajachan
iroquiois-anon
screenplay
>>71600011
Yes
There actually used to be quite a few female posters, they've all stopped posting though
Since gender is a social construct I'm also a female poster.
>>71600081
ummmmmmmmmm ;)
>>71600059
a dumb anime from winter 2017 that only WISHES it could be as good as monster musume
>i act like a total faggot pretending to be a cute anime girl
>>71600082
show boipuccy
cuteposting is so underrated
>>71599231
*Phew* just made it in time. What's the emergency, Latvia?
>>71600081
yeah it's pretty funny
monster musume was not good
>>71600059
loli or lolita is a fetish from japon, where 16 years olds (remember age of consent in japan is 16) dress up like little children in slutty clothes. there are many different lolitas, (like gothic lolitas for example) and a dragon lolita is a lolita that is a furry, furries find animals sexually attractive so a draagon lolita fills the niche role of attracting the dragon-furry crowd
>>71600116
i want to pet a beaver
>>71600122
t. gay
love /cum/
>>71600122
delete this
Miia a cute!
Manime is the only legitimate japanimation.
>>71600160
>>71600169
big nose
>>71600169
Looks like a mentally ill SJW.
>>71600160
>manime
eww, gross
>>71600160
agreed
Honestly
>>71600169
>>71600178
((()))
>>71600170
>Caesar
when will the dub for stardust crusaders come out
>>71599564
I never understood why people hate Canada geese so much. They're literally called the "roast beef of the skies" because of how delicious and dark their meat is.
Considering how common they are, I don't see why people don't hunt them more. At least in my province, we can hunt them throughout autumn and into Dec/Jan.
PIC RELATED
>>71600212
Incoming weeb meltdown
>>71600134
Beavers are deadly killing machines and their butt juices are used to make vanilla coke taste like vanilla
>>71600196
>no keijo
>no Bible black
>no Kaiji
>>71600218
>"roast beef of the skies"
vaginas are gross
>>71600218
>tfw my dad hunted geese in the 70s but now says he will disown me if i buy a gun
i hate liberal propaganda
>>71600218
I have this weird thing about rare poultry. It does look good though.
>>71600239
DONT POST IT
>>71600218
Damn that looks good, there's a huge swarm of them right by my house but I doubt I could hunt them there lmao
>>71600241
Buy a gun.
>>71600258
I will, but when I move out.
wishlist:
10/22
mosin
SKS
glock 19
>>71600241
he wants you to steal one so you're not on cuckbecs registry
>>71600241
i guess people don't get more conservative as they get older
>>71600283
You know what the say
The older you get, the wiser you get
>>71600296
But that's the opposite of what happened here
is that mexican cunt poster high or something
>THE PLAN
Get drunk
Go to any random party
Lay down and invite every bitch there to come lay in daddies lap
Sleep with qt grill in lap
>>71600315
tell us how that works out
>>71600284
I think you're pretty awesome caralad
>>71600272
I have a marlin .22. They're pretty good for plinking steel. I'd start with something like that to become aquatinted with gun ownership.
>>71600340
i have a normie 12ga
everyone should
>>71600321
he's going to be too busy having SEX to tell us about it
Community college is so comfy
heading down to the gf store
anyone want anything?
>>71600360
she's so fucking average
I watched a movie with her called Paper towns or something, and ever since i've disliked her
>>71600361
Not too interested in owning a shotgun
>>71600340
Yeah 10/22 was gonna be first purchase for plinking and cheap ammo
IMA PULL UP WITH THAT STICK AND HIT YOU MUTHA FUCKIN DO
>>71600381
your gf
>>71600377
Agreed. Way less stressful than 4 year university.
shhhh dont wake up sleeping kot
>>71600420
>>71600381
One brunette british girlfriend will do it for me
>>71600361
I just borrow my peps when I want to shoot clay. I'm not a hunter so I've never considered buying one.
>>71600377
Too many niggers
tipped the pizza man $0 lmao
dumb spic should've been here 15 minutes ago
>>71600425
>>71600429
Mestizos are uggo so I don't blame her for being jealous of the average white woman.
>>71600433
lmao this is true too
please stop your compatriots shitting up /brit/
ta
>>71600444
>>71600435
I wish I could be rude like this when people deserve it Tbh
>>71600455
fuck off, abdul
>>71600433
That just means you live in a nigger infested area
It's called COMMUNITY college for a reason bud
has there ever been ONE good looking indio woman? I know it's possible for an indio man to be passable, but an indio woman? is there such a thing?
>>71600466
All the niggers for many miles around come to mine. It's ridiculous
>>71600455
They're almost certainly improving that faggot haven.
>>71600461
t. jamal changstein rodriguez
>>71600493
i hate brits so much
>>71600498
Shoulda put a baby in her.
>>71600493
t. muhammad al baraddi
>>71600503
dont we all, bud
dont we all
>>71600498
That's sad desu Cara cucked that woman
community college is pretty nice
easy classes, live in an attic, only go two days a week, jerk off in the parking lot, tons of time to watch anime and play video games, home cooked food all the time, don't have to talk to anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8RRNf0uCNk
ahahahahahaha
Englishman are bunch of miserable cunts.
>>71600511
I don't. I pity them. They used to be so powerful but now America has overshadowed them many times over. I want them to feel relevant still
>>71600503
Wonder why
The largest empire the world has ever seen, perchance?
>>71600521
There's literally no reason to attend a university your first two years of college.
Community college degree got some hoe to suck my penis
I guess it impresses her
>>71600521
you just described my current life
>>71600559
Enjoy the STD
that feel when no car to jerk off in
Stop responding to the crumpet, would you kindly?
>>71600545
>he was born long after the peak of his country's power
>>71600579
My dad is so old and lonely though, I feel bad :(
>>71600597
so were you
>99 ford mustang
>under 100k miles
I fapped while driving before
Not a good experience, climaxed going 65 on the interstate, almost drove off the road
>>71600610
why would you do that
>>71600605
Are you implying USA has had more power over the world than it has now? If so, specify when.
>>71600610
tried that within a month of getting my license
blew a load on interstate 288
>>71600212
When you shoot yourself
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
>>71600656
gay
But I've got to think twice
Before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too
>>71600622
I was horny af coming home from work and someone posted a qt trap while I was browsing 4chan on my iPhone in the drive thru line
Got on the interstate and just started going to town
my roommate is watching school of life videos about love
71600674
Oh but I
Need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
Oh and when that love comes down
Without devotion
Well it takes a strong man baby
But I'm showing you the door
>>71600597
so were you m8
USA peaked after the Soviet Union collapsed and had no competition in relative terms
Are humans beneficial to this planet?
>>71600674
I see...
>>71600642
Now that I think about it, that would be a horrible way to die. It would probably be documented in the police report. My dad would be disappoint
Don't masturbate and drive. Just insert a prostate stimulator instead. Hands free is much safer.
>>71600610
yeah ive done this too
and people wonder why the white race is dying
its not even worth saving if this is acceptable
I feel like I'm going to attempt suicide again soon
Hope I don't pussy out again
>>71600699
You're fucking retarded.
>>71600703
this planet is beneficial to us
>>71600699
There is no relative competition to the US military right now. You're lying to yourself if you believe otherwise.
>1961 chevy for $2500
>claims its working, under 70,000 miles
there has to be a catch...
>>71600727
if you're going to do it
dont tell us about it
unless you want us to tell you not to
be honest
>>71600738
>claims
You haven't even driven it yet?
>>71600734
the USA is stagnating while China continues to catch up
>>71600738
Catch is the previous owner hauled dead bodies and bricks of cocaine in '76
>>71600756
Just felt like sharing desu
Telling me not to won't stop me
>>71600762
well obviously Id call the guy first
>>71600723
What are you talking about?
>>71600766
>he fell for the chinese economy bubble meme
Why are britbongs so stupid, bros?
>>71600766
That doesn't prove your claim.
>>71600788
>China will never catch up, says increasingly nervous Trumptard
>>71600796
>the U.K. will never leave the EU
>>71600796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E
>this triggers the stupid britbong chinense shill
>>71599999
I had a .30-06 rifle a couple of years back. Shit was loud, I had the loudest gun at the range.
>>71600816
I have the same vape as Cara.
I don't like this new age degenerate culture and plastic faggot trendyness
People need to stop being massive fucking faggots
>>71600874
Agreed
>I own a vape
fuck
I just accidentally slept for almost 3 hours
never lie down and cuddle with a cat unless you're prepared to fall asleep. it's dangerous
>>71600874
You're an actual faggot though.
>>71600874
>says the homosexual
>>71600874
>fag calling people fags
>>71600893
>>71600895
Good indicator that it's gone to fucking far
tfw I've accepted that I'll die alone but it doesn't make it "sting" any less
>>71600904
Log cabin republican detected.
>>71600909
I'm not a Republican
>>71600816
>>71600816
Shut up
>>71600934
Sure
>>71600964
nigger
>normie friends wont even help me carshop
fucking cunts
I imagine the type of person who posts on /brit/ has at least three dragon dildos.
>>71600982
>""""friends""""
>>71600982
>friends
>type celebrity name into porn site
>have to wade through pages of shitty fake nudes to find the real ones
haha time for morning beear
with food ofc
>>71601006
bing.com
>>71600951
>CAC
>>71600973
>>71601022
>using my test results and claiming them as your own
>>71600934
>>71601022
Literally kill yourself
>>71601014
>not morning vodka
>californians unironically have to get their cars tested for emissions regularly
my normie friends spend $70/night drinking at a bar for a very slim chance at taking home a girl
>>71601028
>Being an image nigger
>>71600982
we're in the same boat of no friends
>oregonians are prohibited BY LAW from pumping their own gas
>>71601034
only beer wine and rum/whiskey before bed, ok?
vodka bad
>>71601035
You mean you have to pay Juan Jorge to fake your emissions test.
>he wants to pump his own gas
>he doesn't hand his card to the attendant while he washes your windshield and checks your oil
>>71600991
Why's that Pedro?
>he PAYS people to maintain his car for him
might as well sell your sister off to the circus
>>71601074
Because two seems like too few for the pathetic twinks that post over there.
>>71601069
are you non-white?
>>71601086
true, the gay presence on /brit/ is appalling
>>71601069
>>71601094
>>71601103
Radical centrist for life.
>>71601103
god-tier
>>71601103
>he considers washing his windshield "car maintenance"
pray you never have a flat
I'm white.
I'm male.
I'm straight.
I make over $50,000 a year.
Crucify me.
>>71601115
>>71601115
what do you do with that money? invest or saving it for something?
>his dad didnt teach him how to change a tire
many such cases! sad!
>>71601103
hmm
>>71601115
>I'm white.
>I'm male.
>I'm straight.
don't care
>I make over $50,000 a year.
kys
>>71601113
t. leftist
>>71601132
californian reading comprehension
HERE JANNY JANNY JANNY HERE
COME HERE BOY
C'est la vie pour L'Eremite.
where did the thread go?
>>71604936
Janny unsheathed his janny wrath upon the peoples of /cum/.
wow janny is rude as fuck
probably a black dude lmao
lmao
I just made a big ole glass of ice cold papaya milk
>>71605136
fuck your milk
haha did that swede get banned