Best girl edition
Trump
>>71598882
Hello Juan de Santa-Anna. Time for your siesta?
Or is it Jean-Baptiste? Time for your daily dose of wine, followed by a 4 hour break from work?
did a post
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/5w2afz/mum_found_the_spunk_sofa/
>>71598906
why does she go from attractive to looking like a rat?
Catholicsm, Sunnism, Hinduism, and Atheism are literally the worst types of beliefs (or lack thereof)
>tfw mummy found my drum of cum
>Sitting on the sofa
>Waiting for a call from the homies to go out
>The call never comes
>>71598906
Felicity>>>>>>Daisy Xenomorph Ridley
>>71598942
Talmud was written before Christ. How is that possible?
>>71598942
why would the talmud say anything on jesus if it predated him
Please excuse me but your ideas on God and faith slightly differ from my own and here are 95 reasons why, all codified and organized by type of offence. I will now engage in petty squabbles for several centuries so my vision of an abstract concept can become the most relevant.
>tfw mummy found my fart balloons
>>71598952
I like this post
>>71598883
someone referred to me as villalad
he didnt like it
>>71598980
t. rorke who has no understanding of history beyond simple concepts
>>71598959
>>71598971
the talmud was written after christ
>>71598980
It worked, didn't it?
>>71598959
>>71598971
because not all of it does
its a living document.
>>71598946
reckon you have no reasons why that aren't memes
followed the link in the old thread into /r/4chan and immediately regretted my decision
>>71598959
Talmud was written 500 years after Christ
>>71598939
literally upvoted
should i go to waffle house tomorrow lads
>>71598959
>>71598971
no it wasn't
it was written after 70 AD up to 500 AD
>>71598999
do not test me prodscum
bash the fash lads
>>71598990
I don't blame him
He's the OG
You can't just show up and cop his style
feel sorry for all the dogs out there with no family or are abused
>be German subhuman
>have a big state
>be VERY autistic so the state era broken up into hundreds of tiny little states loosely united
>try VERY hard, but get the shit constantly kicked out of you
>your enighbors to the east and west both form big empires while you squabble over minor abstract differences
>finally decide to unite, but only about half of the German states, either way finnaly become a big player in Europe
>autism carries over, try to get in petty squabbles with neighbors, hey have none of it and utterly destroy your "empire" until you're nothing but a rump state
>even now sill do your best to ruin Europe
>>71598906
I'm unhealthily obsessed with Felicity. She is so fucking cute it's unreal, looks and personality wise. Would kill a man to have a gf like her
>>71599004
If they realise what they are why don't they just delete the board?
>>71599055
she just seems like a boring toff cunt
and i told myself: THIS. IS THE BUSINESS. WE'VE CHOSEN.
>>71599018
It wasn't just petty squabbles and they werent just simple differences
The Church in Luther's time was just getting in the way of everything. They had their "favorite" countries (whichever country gave them the most money). Let's not forget about their dumbass rules like forcing countries to pay taxes on ecclesiastical land, or bossing around monarchs.
That's not even including everything wrong with their scandals.
Also to top it all off, Protestants just had a better understanding of Jesus' message.
>>71599023
he doesnt post anything villa related + i never claimed to be "the" villalad
>>71599003
Catholicism
>gives power to the pope which has been used for immoral purposes (destroying Byzantine)
>taxes people so the pope can live a lavish life
>noncery
Sunnism
>hadiths that are used for jihadi purposes
>outdated morality
Hinduism
>caste system
Atheism
>gives people some sort of intellectual superiority complex
>>71599004
the irony is that entire posts screams reddit
mum found the spunk sofa
fallen in love with an anime girl
need a habbo gf
literally had one when i was like 12
was obviously some old man thinking about it
Youtube? More like Jewtube
it is controlled by Jews to destroy the white race!
What do you lads think of this list?
Reckon Aristotle should be #2, behind Jesus
>>71599086
That's the thing hayd.... he doesn't have to
>>71599047
Stop being retarded
included the ejaculation lounge w/ its (You)s
>>71599067
Off yourself, she's god tier qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HRiRy-gooo
daily reminder that redditors are always the first ones to accuse others of being from reddit
the redditor cries out in pain as he strikes you
>tfw no food and my bennies don't come in until about 11pm tonight
>>71599129
Khalid ibn-Walid is more important to the existence of Islam than Muhammad himself
>mum found the sperm sealed chesterfield
>>71599129
>Shakespeare fourth
aha no
You lads want a sip of my red bull & voddy?
>>71599129
>Thomas Jefferson
>no John Locke
*raps about Shakespeare*
>>71599149
such a reddit tier post
Wish they'd start using the old Police uniforms desu, they look way better than the high vis shit
>tfw no italian gf
>/brit/
>Most of the posts are made by Canadians and Americans
What did they mean by this ?
>>71599162
benis? :DDD
>>71599100
>Hinduism
Don't forget
>Shitting streets
https://arstechnica.com/science/2014/06/open-defecation-solves-the-child-mortality-puzzle-among-indian-muslims/
>>71599149
>reddit spacing
>>71599129
Luther should be far higher
>>71599201
i'm actually 1/34 british watch your mouth
>>71599200
why would you want a womanlet little roach for a girlfriend
>>71599149
>he does the reddit walk
>>71599201
I'm French
>>71599198
the real authorities don't wear uniforms
they wear suits and ties and watch over you from their skyscrapers
stay woke
>>71599201
je suis le pen
>>71599225
Go Leafs!
>>71599201
It's half 4 desu
>>71599084
this is a political argument not a theological one, and I wont argue that the political aims of the German princes were more or less justified.
Protestantism has no legs to stand on and is an anachronism, in trying to be "pure and Christian" it has only moved further and further away from christianity until it might as well not even be the same faith in some cases.
Protestantism removed all the deeper esoteric ideas of christianity because they were "too difficult" for the common man, and they ignored all the development in thought that had come after Jesus.
some popes may have been pushy, but this was something that had gone on forever, such as with the investiture crisis.
but instead of reform, the protestants became a plague of ignorance and destruction upon Europe irrevocably harming it even until today.
the so called "Protestant mentality" is utterly cancerous and breeds human cattle, perfect little capitalists.
Protestants are at fault for everything bad in the modern world.
do the french look down on quebecers like british people look down on yanks
everyone here is a redditor.
>>71599218
>traditional feminine values
>good housekeeping
>good cooking
>latin passion
mate...
>>71599250
oui
don't NEED a boyfriend
>>71599250
retarded ones
the bless ones study and live in montreal
>>71599250
Oui
>>71599254
you wish you had white skin :^)
>>71599257
good lads
>>71599129
the problem with these list is that the people on them are usually just the people that are popular
Like, Henry the VIII is on there, even though Cardinal Wolsey, Thomas Cromwell or Thomas Cranmer were bigger factors behind anything he did
Shakespeare, yet few normies know of Ben Jonson, etc
>>71599255
Cop a Mexican for half the price
>>71599250
wee
>>71599242
They suck.
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a newfag, shitposter, rasheed, nigger, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a redditor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>71599031
>british flag
>not posting FOY
what's going on?
>>71599125
twitter is worse
they are actively deleting people's accounts who don't subscribe to their jewish funded liberal narrative
>>71599296
Go Canucks!
*is Hispanic*
hmm it would appear that hayd has just been btfo by a yank
*jots some notes down*
>>71599084
pls dont push the MESA member theologist
>>71599274
I have white skin and a big brown dick
you wish your member was the size of mine :^)
>>71599307
Good post.
>>71599129
assigns too much importance to more recent people
Who /chronicinsomnia/ here ?
>>71599307
They never won a cup despite coming super close quite a few times.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412629
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412629
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412629
strawpolls used to be a lot bigger
>>71599309
>tfw
>>71599301
a yank on vacation
>being a member of a church
YOURE DOING IT WRONG
>>71599327
Go Kings!
>>71599331
3 redditors and 2 liars
>>71599340
>tfw you'll never be a little teapot short and stout
>>71599358
Gretzky was good but what have they done lately?
>tfw 29
>if i get a gf, she will at least be financially independent
good feel
>>71599377
won the cup in 14
1. Radical Centrism
[POWER GAP]
2. Varanjaya Buddhism
3. Shia Islam
4. Protestant Christianity
5. Japanese Shinto
6. Bahaism
>>71598906
please do not post pictures of my wife
If you have exclusive loyalty to the chon and are triggered by the fact that some people browse other websites then you're a fucking turboautist, simple as
>>71599100
>Byzantine
who cares, they were a corpse and got exactly what they deserved. people who desperately cling to these historical failed states are idiots.
and the wealth collected by the Vatican has allowed them to produce such fine art and great works the likes of which the world has never seen, nothing wrong with Hierarchy.
beyond that Catholicism is the only Christian branch that both has a extremely deep bastion of theological knowledge, as well as respect for its adherents being free independent minds.
the Sunni are an absolutely massive branch with incredibly esoteric mystical sides such as Sufism, to legalistic rationalists.
many of the things that have caused trouble recently with Islam owe their origins to the Shia and their ideas of martyrdom and holy murder.
Hindusim is so massively diverse it would be hard to paint them all with the same brush, but the fact that you "love" Buddhism (especially tantric) yet "hate" Hinduism just proves you're a moron who reads too much new age wank on reddit. also nothing wrong with Hierarchy
atheists at least are honest with themselves and atheism is an incredible stepping stone to wider intellectual development if you latter move away from it
go meme hard somewhere else.
>>71599377
Gretzky belongs on the American Sports Mt Rushmore despite being Canuck
(We) won Sir Stan's Jock Strap in '12 and '14
>>71599381
>if
:^)
>redditor scum
>>71599401
Basically this
dire straits were extremely underrated lads
>>71598942
fake news
>>71599394
>>71599390
Oh yeah.
California is still gay though.
>>71599163
but without Muhammad he would have had nothing to fight for
he might have been a successful warlord on his own but that's it
>>71599406
>as well as respect for its adherents being free independent minds.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
My mother nearly died giving birth to her 7th child because if my dad withdrew they would go to hell.
>>71599417
haha here's one of those mongs know >>71599415
absolute state of that virgin
>he doesn't browse old vbulletin forums as well as 4chan
sort your life out
>>71599418
full of troubled people
All theory is gray, my friends
And green alone the tree of life
>>71599401
Well, there's other websites and then there's reddit
reddit taking over 4chan makes me more sad than brown people taking over europe because i never leave the house
wish I was smart enough to come up with a gimmick
newtonians out
>tfw to smart to not browse reddit
>>71599471
r/asstastic
>>71599468
Do you know Joel Campbell?
>>71598903
Faggot
don't like scotland
>>71599440
well your dad is an idiot because pulling out is perfectly acceptable
>>71599466
4chan is referenced by the most popular youtubers. Why do people only think of reddit? is it maybe because they browse reddit too so they can recognize the patterns?
>>71599509
BAD post
FUCKING HELL, a kid from my year at primary school was on Jeremy Kyle yesterday, and I'm only 18
What the fuck
what if god was one of us?
need a gf to bite my cock
>>71599471
>>71599531
one of the lads?
>>71599518
the board culture permanently changed as a result of gamergate, with most new users coming from reddit
>>71599559
:( ok
>>71599540
DELETE THIS
>>71599557
you forget the fappening
>>71599551
aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P6SQbhgg0
smart Wojak is the best Wojak evolution yet
>>71599557
Gamergate was the most cringey shit ever
Les Malouines sont françaises :)
Reddit wankers are the worst immigrants around
Fuck off back where you came from
>>71599593
this
bunch of autists sperging out over nothing
>>71599586
he has nothing on smug pepe
going to waffle house tomorrow. fuck all the haters.
>>71599557
naw its more or less similar
things always change but 4chan is still decidedly "4chan"
>>71599621
/r/ing the pic of
>OVAR 9000
>lel, shiggy
>kek, kys, senpai, desu
the board culture changed a lot, since I arrived
>smug Pepe mentioned
apathy and sympathy are the white man's only crimes
drew europe from memory
would like to apologize to my countrymen for having to associate with me
AND CAN YOU TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP
AND WHY THE CHANNEL 7 CHOPPER CHILLS ME TO MY FEET
>>71599616
Wojak > Gondola > Pepe > Spurdo
convinced people over 30 arent really people but are alien body snatchers
*picks ur mum up on this*
>>71599667
ayo hol up *smears burger grease on shirt*
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>Listening to music from a 2008~ HDD
Rave was so cheesy
>>71599691
why do people ask this every single day? it's not even funny
digimon is here. . .
>>71599662
>im not like the other yanks, i know about geography and shit
>please acknowledge me enlightened europeans
im not like the other yanks, i know about geography and shit
please acknowledge me enlightened europeans
>>71599715
FUCKED IT
when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here's a list of people who are jewish, just like you and me
>>71599715
Good Yank.
*throws you a bone*
>>71599733
>leaf flag
>european
get out of my face
>>71599662
Done these before, I am alright generally excpet the balkans, fuck the balkans
>>71599701
>why do people ask this every single day? it's not even funny
>why does Autismo Yank ask this every single day?
>it's not even funny
saving the world is the white mans burden
>>71599737
Quebec is part of Europe.
>>71599737
>2017
>not being european
haha wow
>>71599751
>>71599752
europe is a social construct. we're all european
Need to get a wife lads. Can't disappoint my mum like that.
London brand London
quite the gimmick (ah yes)
>>71599765
>muh bloodline
fuck off cunt subhuman
>tfw you forgot that you took a library book out and now theres a £15 fine
>>71599645
honestly if it was still like that today it would be pretty bad.
everything evolves and changes
4chan is the posterchild of post-modernism
https://www.rabb.it/haydy
tunes then peep show season 4 xx
>>71599783
If you don't pay it will they send the librarians after you?
>>71599783
>library tacks on $1.5 per hour a reserve item is overdue
>weekends and overnight when the library is closed count
ended up paying almost as much as the value of the new textbook, fucking cunts
>baby hayd in a tea cup at Disneyland
gotta be honest lads, not a fan of anyone that isn't white upper-working class
>>71599807
alri thailad
https://www.reddit.com/r/metacanada/
Made a reddit just to go on this place
>>71599837
alri
bullies fuck OFF!
>>71599807
they refuse me my degree till i pay it haha
>>71599836
White lower-working class here.
I'll glass you mate if you're looking down your nose at me, mate.
well we all want something beautiful
man i wish i was beautiful
>>71599850
runt
hiya thailad x
>>71599791
why do you always talk such pseudo-intellectual bollocks
>>71599836
>upper-working class
ah yes a polished turd. Very impressive
>>71599841
good css design to let me know to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible
>>71599868
>you
there are at least 3 pseudo intellectual leafs here, mick
>>71599836
Not sure if I am upper working class or lower middle class.
>>71599868
>implying I'm wrong
>>71599873
better that than being a bourgeois bender
>>71599847
bit gay
Dad claims to be working class but had a television, car and telephone during the 50s
dont believe the runt, he was definitely lower middle class
how do we solve the bender infestation on /brit/?
Big Bent more like
clock so tall you can't read it from 2 feet away
foolish... foolish...
*rustles papers*
>>71599867
hello
>>71599901
Post footy memes
>middle-middle class
The social class for us radical centrist pioneers and innovators
>>71599901
We don't
love is a banquet on which we feast
Stop using proprietary software.
>>71599720
infowars dot com
>>71599949
Stop using software.
Went for a run/exercise in jeans today. Everyone was looking in envy
what does this mean x
>mfw somebody insults america
>>71599984
not yet
*goes to the gym in track pants, collared polo, and asics running shoes*
Alri
Fact: Scousers are the most powerful race IN THE WORLD
>>71599974
disgust* jaja
>>71599974
can't image how you can do that without getting sweaty and having your balls turn onto pulp from chaffing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmbZMMmU3Go
GOAT
Thanks Britain
Just stop.
>>71600005
is that celo green
>>71599976
It was saying my browser was outdated
>>71600028
Nice try.
>>71598959
See this is what jews have done to your mind. You believe them when they say they were the ancient Israelites while you laugh when a Muslim says the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-PR68s-upg
bloody hell the bloke can actually sing, based le laughing .jpg man
ah yes the chronicles of thailad
it was predestined
>>71600057
and when we come around town gotta burn shit down
le pen will win >>71600077
feli city XDDDDDD HEY GUYS FELICITY IS SO FUCKING HOT XDD
what? why yes, I did just come from reddit, what's it to you?
bitch.
thairad!
>"""North""" """Americans""" trying to get digits
>>71600085
>>71600110
XDDDDDDDD
>>71600108
>>71600115
just heard sargon mention he's a parent
is it his own or his wife's son as 4chan said?
>>71600028
>>71600058
>>71600078
you are like little runts
watch this
>>71600130
bad thread
>>71600108
>3 tries
>>71600139
That was my only try though..
>tyres
>y
lol
>>71600126
literally his wifes daughter actually
NEED an Alex Jones gf
>>71600058
beginning to think you're always purposefully off by one
>>71600005
It is very loose and old and abandoned
https://www.rabb.it/haydy
https://www.rabb.it/haydy
https://www.rabb.it/haydy
talk to thailad!
>>71600217
virus
thailad
>>71600174
I get it sometimes
I usually stop once I do to make it seem more mysterious
>>71600236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nh36Do2fSM
>>71600255
Put aside the singles.
Get around the doubles.
She wants a man from central Virginia, 23832 area about 15 minutes south of downtown Richmond
doing a self-post
>>71600257
>>71600258
>>71600259
>>71600260
>>71600261
breathing slightly faster than before and softly chuckling
Lads what do I do when I see a post I don't like and want to berate the poster, yet also realise that no matter what I say they'll love just getting attention.
>>71600164
well at least he's preventing a girl from growing up fatherless and becoming a blue haired witch with daddy issues
>>71600262
>the utter POONITED STATES OF AMERICA
>>71600262
*becomes one with you*
>>71600262
Hahaha nice
>>71600280
>>71599164
> chesterfield
SHITTERTON
>>71600291
>>71600292
>>71600293
holy fuck it's weird to browse the Facebook circles of people who live in mostly white regions of the United States
It's unfortunate that I'm surprised by how many people have blue eyes.
found 4chan though /r/the_donald, anyome else?
>>71600262
Sad!
>>71600305
how to completely destroy a thread
prepare to be assimilated
resistance is futile
thailad just called me mate :+)
>>71600317
alri
>>71600300
>ameribrowneyes
>>71600313
*resists*
is she waiting for me to text her lads?
>>71600323
no. and if you do, you'll look desperate
stop fucking self-posting my posts you absolute fucking animals
FUCK OFF
>when you get to the gym just after all the pakis leave
>>71600320
It's odd that the average northern European has light eyes. Even in white regions here in the US or among white people here in my urban shithole a slight majority of whites are either of wog descent/mixture or mixed themselves far back.
reckon it will work this time
>>71600359
>>71600361
>>71600362
>>71600363
>>71600365
alri
>>71600335
alri
>>71600322
the doctor is the second best character in voyager
God is with me on this one
>>71600374
>>71600350
Most people in England have brue or green eyes, the Welsh are basically southern europeans that got into britain somehow fucking wogs ahah
>>71600346
worst gym members ever. even niggers are better. they always wear fucking polos and smell like literal poo and never put the weights back
>>71600350
you're far underestimating the amount of recent european immigrants in the US
>>71600400
Dont like this guy desu
hehe
>>71600378
also do nothing but bicep curls
>>71600388
>CANADA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
>>71600165
he looks like rosie o'donnell
>>71600350
i have blue eyes
the gf
>>71600375
I'm not really sure on the phenotype of celts
>>71600382
I don't see how you got this or how its relevant. If anything there are hardly any recent white non-wog migrants in where I was looking, West Virginia and Maine.
>tfw ALWAYS one off
God has abandoned me
now Satan is my best friend
>>71600420
have literally never seen a person who wasn't white or black in my town
have to travel to find brown
>>71600402
>tfw no jewish gf
>>71600262
One of these is a reply to me in another thread
im tripping balls, boys
>>71600300
sometimes i go on friends who now live in cities facebook pages and look at all the exotic surnames of their friends.
round here the most exotic surnames are ones like helferty and thibeault.