/brit/

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

boy do i like anime!

doing a poo

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I havent had a real life friend for the last 5 years, and i lied to every online friend ive ever had. made up stories to make it sound like im not a sadcase runt, this works fine until im alone with my thoughts. then i realize just how alone i am and the 'cidal thoughts return. lost all my online friends now as well.

the absolute fucking STATE of my "life".

>>71595937
haha

hahahahahahahaha

fuck you, yank

hahahahaha

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>>71595941

NEED a disabled gf

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

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Felicity is best girl

could've sworn gelignite used to be spelled jalignite

fucking mandela effect

>>71595959
i know my man i know

>>71595914
I'd shove my tongue that far up her asshole that I'd taste what she had for dinner the night before. I'd kill a man just to see her pink balloon knot, hopefully with small flecks of poo in and around it. And the smell! What a pong! Beautiful.

Need a working class gf

>>71595985
please never post here again

>>71595954
it'll get better, lad

babestation

if i were rich i'd pay my mum to play video games just to punish her for being a close-minded baby boomer

>>71595985
exceptional post

need a bf

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487111589246.webm

*attaches child porn to fishing line*
here thailad thailad thailad

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me in the middle

>>71596015
if I were rich I'd

oh wait I am rich

and I do nothing

hahaha

i support bremain and have a gf and an active social life
you support brexit and do not have a gf, and are most likely a virgin
coincidence? perhaps

>>71596043
imagine when he goes for a poo
must just crush the toilet

>>71596024
you better be a grill

ah yes, "my life starts tomorrow!"™

very nice, reckon if i keep this up for another 5 years i'll be happy.

>>71595937
That's a whole bunch of girls, like maybe 10 or 12. I was hot back in the day. Tall, fit body, handsome, outgoing, played in bands, had lots of great friends... Didn't realise this until I'd got fat and become a hermit loner, and now there's no going back.

What I wouldn't give to be back in college, 17 years old, knowing what I know now.

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To the east of Europe lay the Byzantine Empire, composed of Christians who had long followed a separate Orthodox rite; the Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic churches had been in schism since 1054.

The Muslim Turks had taken over almost all of Anatolia after the Byzantine defeat at the Battle of Manzikert in 1071. A dramatic collapse of the empire's position on the eve of the Council of Clermont brought Byzantium to the brink of disaster.

Byzantine Emperor Alexios I Komnenos requested that western volunteers come to his aid.

An additional goal soon became the principal objective—the Christian reconquest of the sacred city of Jerusalem, a city which had not been under Christian dominion for 461 years.

In July 1095, Urban turned to his homeland of France to recruit men for the expedition, and urged his bishops and legates to preach in their own dioceses elsewhere in France, England, Germany, and Italy.

Crusader military historian David Nicolle considers the armies to have consisted of about 30,000–35,000 crusaders.

>>71596072
i tried living in the real world instead of a shell but i was bored before it even began

https://youtu.be/d1SM-gUPgvo
some songs for your ears to listen to

>>71596043
Girl on the left is hiding the disgust like a pro.

We don't need no pedaphiles
Hey Milo, LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE

lets say you were theoretically depressed and suicidal lads
what would you put on your suicide note?

>>71596128
nobody after deserves a note from me

>>71596128
please just get therapy instead, mate

>>71596128
JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

big fan of Ava Dalush t b h

>>71596128
babestation

>>71596128
wouldn't write one, notes are for girls who want attention. the kind of girls who take 5 vitamins and tweet about how they're "just so sad"

REAL lads keep going until they cant any longer, then they top themselves out of the blue.

be a TRUE lad (or dont)

Hips

>>71596183
need a quick rundown on the source for this vid

>>71596173
*noises*

>>71596055
because i'm not pussy whipped and have no incentive to indulge a woman's childish idealism?

*is myself*
ah much better

>>71596192
NEED a British gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og&t=305s

How do you lads ensure that your porn stash will stay undiscovered in the eventuality of your sudden death?

I have a great system but let's hear your first.

>>71596183
source now cunt

>>71596215
not the correct reply mate

shan't be partaking in this 'abestation gimmick with you ANY LONGER.

On 7 June, the crusaders reached Jerusalem, which had been recaptured from the Seljuqs by the Fatimids only the year before. Many Crusaders wept upon seeing the city they had journeyed so long to reach.

Early in the siege, some low-class knights claimed to have been visited by Adhemar, the papal regate for the crusade, who recently died of typhus after the Siege of Antioch. They claimed that this was a Battle of Jericho situation, and that he instructed them to march around the city walls barefoot. They did so for a few days, singing holy chants.

After which, Peter the Hermit held religious sermons in the Valley of Jehoshaphat, in the Garden of Gethsemane, and on the Mount of Olives, sending the crusading knights into religious zeal.

According to the Gesta two Flemish knights from Tournai named Lethalde and Engelbert were the first to cross into the city.

According to the Gesta Francorum, speaking only of the Temple Mount area, "...[our men] were killing and slaying even to the Temple of Solomon, where the slaughter was so great that our men waded in blood up to their ankles..."

Following the battle, Godfrey of Bouillon was made Advocatus Sancti Sepulchri ("advocate" or "defender of the Holy Sepulchre") on July 22, refusing to be named king in the city where Christ had died, saying that he refused to wear a crown of gold in the city where Christ wore a crown of thorns.

On August 5, Arnulf, after consulting the surviving inhabitants of the city, discovered the relic of the True Cross.

>>71596219
By not downloading porn

>>71596219
I don't watch porn

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>because i'm not pussy whipped and have no incentive to indulge a woman's childish idealism?

>>71596238
stop posting your fascist fantasies about racist nobodies

why does everyone hate white people

Adolf Hitler and Leon Trotsky are my inspiration to keep going.

>>71596266
FUCK drumpf and FUCK white people and FUCK you whitey

yo drop ya glasses, shake ya asses
face screwed up like you havin hot flashes

>>71596243
>>71596249
Enjoy the lingerie section of your mum's Grattan catalogue like it's the 80s.

>>71596271
why? they're about as opposite as you can get

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Trump is now banning the main stream meteor from his press conferences

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What is the POINT of men?

fuck black people

>>71596238
;_;7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp-uTP0zrhA

no knickers gf

>>71596310
reported to the police, enjoy SAS bursting through your window nazi

>>71596310
sweetie...no

4 drinks in an hour is the sweet spot lads

>>71596299
>press conference
>no press is allowed

hmm, seeing a logistical issue here

>>71596219
you think your family will expect you NOT to have a porn folder?

FFS lad its (current year)

>>71596340
He is allowing Breitbart and Info wars

fuck it

WE'LL DO IT LIVE

>>71596299
I can't stand how uppity and smug non-whites are about their race, especially in America

>look at me, I'm so strong and proud!
>race is a social construct, but white people are evil and black/brown pride is awesome!
>I'm Xicana!

Just makes me cringe so fucking much.

All theory is gray, my friends, and green alone the tree of life

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lads
Is this normal

When I hear normie pop music I feel depressed more than any song that tries to sound sad.

I just think of my wasted youth.

so drumpf is censoring the media now?

lol yanks are fucked

>>71596317
https://youtu.be/Zzlh4MSOrYQ?t=2m43s

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/225/247/edb.jpg

>>71596365
feel the same about gay pride
so cringey

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>>71596371
same 2bh
think about how much fun normies have and how I'm missing out on it all

>>71596371
>wasted youth
what are you like 25? fuck off m8

>>71596321
genuine fear of mine even though i'm an autist with nothing important surrounding me

>>71596383
nothing wrong with censoring news that you disagree with.

It's what a strong leader does.

>>71596399
yeah it's just fucking annoying

>>71596399
haha you're gay

why do all transphobes seem to think that there are scores of children on HRT or even getting SRS?

bet the normies are out having fun right now

wish i was dead if im honest

>>71596417
41

>>71596365
that's only a thing because racism still exists
>>71596399
>>71596429
no reason for a gay pride parade if there's nothing to fight for. As long as there is they will continue

New episode of Impractical Jokers is up on Putlocker already.

Just hiccupped and a bit of sick went in my mouth (unrelated to the above notice).

I'M ON FIRE, HIGHLY DIPPED IN OCTANE
LET EAST COAST BANG, LET WEST COAST BANG

>>71596440
there are more than scores battyman

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Off to Dorset in the morning, lads.

>>71596460
don't you belong in a tumblr hugbox?

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Swords have great significance in the war-centred Anglo-Saxon culture.

Weapons such as swords circulated through Anglo-Saxon society as inheritance through family, birthed through the monsters, found under magic rocks, and as rewards between lords and their subjects.

As Unferth passes his sword to Beowulf, he admits the loss of his glory, and his submission to this greater warrior.

yewwwww the /brit/ boys ahaha yew lads what are we doin then ahaha wewwweeeeoooo wachoo

>>71596482
don't you belong in a reddit hugbox?

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>welcome home sir

what do?

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>>71596438
I posted that in the thread before last, with the promise to post more from my "funny" folder. Thread ended and I didn't post more. Sorry, I'll fix that ITT now.

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>>71596458
>41

it's back

why is the puerto jew still here

(((digimon)))

>>71596512
girls, tend to the runts while I shower, make sure to give them half rations for screaming throughout the night

>>71596460
>racism still exists

nah

why are the rorkes still here

love the anti-male movement cause I love lesbian porn, in particular the type that caters to the central characters hating men while having lovely soft sensual sapphic love-making
*loses track of thought*
then shredder chides bebop and rocksteady on account of their clear imcompetence before heading back to the technodrome

Hi-LARIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ

ain't no sunshine when the dark man
and i want mine so i plan to keep my gun out

>>71596510
whats your logic here?

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HOL' UP

*stops watching anime*

https://www.youtube.com/user/coreygilshuster/videos

interesting channel

puerto rican chicANO is despised here LOL

>>71596544
in America, Japan and many other places yes.

>>71596560
whats yours?

>>71596583
In British schools, the prayer mats go UNDER the children

literally who the fuck is this vile puerto cunt

can guarantee you its some bored child who just found how to use a proxy

where is beto

>On February 10th, 2016, DMX was found lifeless in a Ramada Inn parking lot in Yonkers.

got 2 fingers up me bum

>>71596573
>Japan
oy vey how dare they want to remain japanese

>>71596583
has a point desu

>>71596573
Who fucking cares?

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Joyeuse is the name traditionally attributed to Charlemagne's personal sword. Some legends claim Joyeuse was forged to contain the Holy Lance, which stabbed Jesus, within its pommel.

A sword identified with Charlemagne's Joyeuse was carried in front of the Coronation processionals for French kings and emperors.

Louis XIV with Joyeuse (Hyacinthe Rigaud, 1701)

>thinks 'man it's been shitty all week while the kids have been off school and posting on the chan'
>waits til 2am
>checks /int/
>vomits in disgust
>continues clicking update

>>71596583
lil niggas sinkin into the floor

got 2 fingers up ur mum

>>71596592
care to elaborate?

>>71596614
wew, knew the illuminati would try to kill him eventually

>>71596655
nice dubs

when i had a gf i just wanted to be left alone

now that i dont have a gf i just want to spend time with a gf

really makes you think

>>71596625
>the oy vey pol jew meme
yeah you can remain Japanese without being xenophobic or racist.
>>71596611
stop trying to make yourself famous
>>71596631
>lol racism doesnt exist
>yes it does
>who fucking cares?
victims of racism. Dumbass rorkes out

>>71596662
Hottest Nazi I've ever seen

>>71596662
need a at /pol/ gf

Just nuked Liverpool

>>71596659
you first

>>71596709
>yeah you can remain Japanese without being xenophobic or racist.
the only reason Japan has remained homogeneous is because they refuse to allow immigration

jackass is a top-5 all time tv show

>>71596736
>>71596709
Fuck off and stop shitting up the thread you vile disgusting cunt

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>>71596706
as much as I hate replying to a yank, this shit is true, still want you to die in a fire though

>>71596662
Who is this qt?

death to all puerto ricans

>>71596709
>>lol racism doesnt exist
>>yes it does
>>who fucking cares?
>victims of racism. Dumbass rorkes out
Oh fuck off you third world cunt I'm not even the guy you're replying to, don't come in here and start moaning about racism you annoying twat.

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I will fucking dox the next Puerto Rican I find in CSGO.

>>71596745
hello desklad

there is literally nothing wrong with being racist

>>71596709
>stop trying to make yourself famous

What the fuck are you shitting about

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>just hit my hand in work
>went to hospital
>got 6 stitches
>get back to work and drive the car home
>think I busted the stitches when changing gear

>>71596740
being strict with immigration policies doesn't make you xenophobic. That's not the reason there is xenophobia in Japan.

The MAINSTREAM MEDIA are SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS supporting VIOLENCE from the SO CALLED TOLERANT LEFT.

who the fuck is this disgusting shit poster

did the german get banned and put on a proxy?

>>71596709
Well said, lad.

>>71596736
no u

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>I drive manual

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>there is literally nothing wrong with being racist

>>71596784
jamal, shlomo or rasheed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opVurK2hl8U

WRECKED HARD 18

>>71596776
>>71596736
Fuck off and stop posting

You are ruining the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RELjHhD2s

>>71596796

FUCK YOU

WE ARE /BRIT/
WE HATE NIGGERS
AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT

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In ancient Roman religion and myth, Janus is the god of gates, transitions, time, and doorways.

Janus presided over the beginning and ending of conflict, and hence war and peace. The doors of his temple were open in time of war, and closed to mark the peace.

Men must invoke him first, regardless of the god they want to pray or placate. He is usually depicted as having two faces.

He was likely the most important god in the Roman archaic pantheon

WE ARE /BRIT/
WE ARE NIGGERS
AND WE ARE PROUD OF IT

>>71596800
Chomp

>>71596822
yeah one day we all grow out of liking foreigners desu

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eating a cadbury cream egg

>>71596744
pathetic.
>>71596758
>starts moaning about non whites
>gets called out
oh stop moaning about race leave us alone reee!!
pathetic.
>>71596804
>>71596822
>>>brit/pol/

if everyone thinks they took the red pill but have completely different world views, doesnt that mean everyone took the blue pill?

>>71596837
it's creme not cream you knob

>>71596798
Jamal Goldberg

>>71596822
to be fair, I don't. they are a rarity where I live and usually provide goods or a service of some sort, even if it's just a squirt of aftershave in the bogs of a calvin harris sweat dungeon

Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

>>71595954
>your pic
stop hesitating la

>>71596839
POOR
TOE
REE
CO

>>71596839
>>starts moaning about non whites
>>gets called out
>oh stop moaning about race leave us alone reee!!
they moan about whitey far more than we moan about them

>>71596839
Fuck off and leave

Just fuck off

>runts still replying to the digimong

ah yes, it was these ASTOUNDING posters that made thailad and the alg*rian feel welcome here.

>>71596837
thoughts?

ahaha digimon reking all the rorke mongs

boxing gyms are bro tier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0s3qwFPc0

>he was a digimon kid
bet you played with megablocks too faggot

now buddhists are praising trudeau

today is mexican flag day

who in the genuine fuck is this cunt

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>>71595954
>I havent had a real life friend for the last 5 years, and i lied to every online friend ive ever had. made up stories to make it sound like im not a sadcase runt, this works fine until im alone with my thoughts. then i realize just how alone i am and the 'cidal thoughts return. lost all my online friends now as well.
glad I don't know those feels

>>71596894
'sheed

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>tfw born too late to experience the 60s, 70s and 80s

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The Great Star of Africa, is a pendeloque-cut diamond weighing 530.2 carats (106.04 g).

It is the largest clear cut diamond in the world.

It is set at the top of the Sovereign's Sceptre with Cross.

It was last used by Queen Elizabeth, later known as the Queen Mother, at the coronation of her husband George VI in 1937.

>>71596905
permanently angry shitskin

>everyone in /lat/ hated the Puerto Rican

kek

>>71596879
>>71596894
>>71596899
why's he called digimon

>>71596492
sounds homo-erotic

I like this Puerto Rican because he annoys Greater London.

>>71596871
>they
name one person in the thread moaning about whites. Me calling you out doesn't count. You're just as annoying as "(((((((them))))))"

>>71596941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayam%C3%B3n,_Puerto_Rico

>>71596926
they were awful, faggotry was as rife as it is today except it was wearing tie-dye
t. old man

>>71596926
would love to be a rockstar in the 60s desu

Imagine being as sad, pathetic and lonely as Cheshire that 4chan seeps into your actual life and gets you angry at random times

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/brit/ gf 2017

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>>71596882
delicious

>>71596907
aha yeh good thing mate that wound be grim

lets do a cheeky 'cide pact yeh?

whites and east asians are superior to all other races

Imagine being black

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Thoughts?

What was the last sporting event you attended

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Soldier of fortune
He's a man of war
Just can't remember
What he's fighting for

>>71596972
Alri grandad, how old are you and why are you on here at 3am? shouldn't you have been put in bed by now?

>>71597028
This general is literally your entire life you sadcase, get a life you fucking freak

>>71597033
would be great if not for
>Japan

>>71596947
I was the first person who made a comment about them moaning. It was just a general observation.

Through summers long and winters cold
May you always have someone good to hold
And may good fortune wait on every bend
And may your winning streak
May it never end

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The Black Prince's Ruby is a large ruby weighing 170 carats (34 g) set at the front of the Imperial State Crown. It has been in the possession of England's rulers since it was given in 1367 .


In 1366, Don Pedro's illegitimate brother, Henry of Trastámara, led a revolt against Don Pedro. Lacking the power to put down the revolt unaided, Don Pedro made an alliance with the Black Prince, the son of Edward III of England.

The revolt was successfully put down and the Black Prince demanded the ruby in exchange for the services he had rendered.


Cromwell had the principal symbols of the king's power – the Crown Jewels – disassembled and sold.

It came back into the possession of Charles II when the monarchy was restored in 1660.

>>71597028
would be weird

i like my pale skin and blue eyes

Imagining him going red with fury right now, sat at his desk slamming his big black fists against the keyboard.

>>71597084
Screeching.

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>>71597021

>>71597034
I actually went to an OHL game last night for the first time in forever, it was Kingston Frontenacs vs Peterborough Petes. Peterborough won 3-1.

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>tfw I'll never overdose and die outside a club with some m8s in the 80s

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>Imagining him going red with fury right now, sat at his desk slamming his big black fists against the keyboard.

>>71596931
>It was last used by Queen Elizabeth, later known as the Queen Mother
uh what

>>71597112
Was the beer cheap

need a female bf (male)

>>71597039
Too old to be posting on a siberian sled dog trading bulletin board at silly o clock in the morning and the why is because I used to sort of enjoy anime before it garnered a fanbase of degenerates and found 4chan through that and have slowly watched it's descent into the aids we have today. /int/ is awful but not as awful as the other boards. I had hopes for r9k but it quickly filled with bawwing

>>71596947

>>71597071
>>>/cum/

>>71597109
i bet girls are warm

>>71596742
i always hated it because the word "jackass" is awkward to say in my accent

Is it

>Hey, Vsauce, Michael here.
or
>Hey, Vsauce Michael here.

I fucking love racism lads holy shit

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St Edward's Sapphire is an octagonal, rose-cut sapphire that forms part of the British Crown Jewels.

Its history stretches further back in time than any other gemstone in the royal collection.[1] The stone was in the coronation ring of Edward the Confessor, known later as St Edward, who ascended the throne of England in 1042.

Edward was buried with the stone at Westminster Abbey in 1066.

Queen Victoria added the jewel to the Imperial State Crown.

Pic related, St Edward's stone in Victoria's crown

>>71597131
I was drinking pepsi. I can't imagine it was cheap though.

>>71597167
kek

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Rorke didn't get much Safe Space.
He was dug in too deep or moving too fast.
His idea of empowerment was cheap cider and a little curry.
He had only two ways home: death, or victory.

>>71597033
would

>>71597159
same

don't even care about losing my virginity any more, just want a nice gf to cuddle at night

>>71597155
don't care. You stay there
>>71597163
HEY; Vsauce - Michael here. *stare*

>>71597194
the cuddles are the best part desu, there's no pressure to do anything, just hold them tight and feel safe and wanted

imagine being blind

>>71597163
it's "Hi folks, Matt Easton. Here's Scholagladiatoria."

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>>71597223
>tfw kissless hugless handholdless virgin

>>71597033
>mamona means sucker (usually dick sucker) in Spanish

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>>71597194
>>71597223
dont even care if shes cute anymore

just want a gf to hold

Trump's state visit should be cancelled now he's banned the BBC

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>>71597154
Oh, yeah /int/ isn't that bad, it's one of those boards that's kinda in limbo where nothing really drastic happens, /r9k/ turned to shit a while ago though.

>>71597255
It's people like you who make me appreciate my gf, sometimes I take it for granted that everyone has that and I shouldn't. Hang in there.

gonna steal your crown jewels lads

>you will never pilot military aircraft

just fuck my shit up lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8&t=69s

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Lads

>>71597236
would look silly in public with that thing on his face

>>71597273
what's Britfeel like these days?

Came home from the club early on my own cuz I needed a poo

Wish I was capable of being assertive, if I had the confidence to make the first move I could shag a different bird every week but I just can't

Every time I can tell a girl is interested and they're just waiting for me to grab them and start grinding up them but I just can't do it

>>71597295
obvious bot

>>71597295
hiding face means they have issues, trust me and don't even lust after it, swipe left and move on

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>>71597290
join the Air Force and try out to be a Pilot

I'd rather join the Navy if I was to enter the military honestly

which do you prefer /brit/: /britfeel/ or Brit/pol/?

kill all niggers

>>71597283
wish i had a gf

>>71597315
This is why western civilization is dying

>>71597332
equally dismal

>>71597344
don't care

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>kill all niggers

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>>71597332
>tfw too enlightened for /r9k/ or /pol/

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>>71597326
>tfw have multiple disqualifying medical conditions

>>71597332
have never gone to /pol/
will never go to /pol/
i do not like green eggs and ham
sam i am

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>>71597320
Gotta take what you can get

And the only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man

How can people be hugless? In middle school every girl who was remotely friendly were total hugsluts.

>>71597286
ummm you can stay out of my pants you perv

mostly came home from the club to smoke a spliff though
which I'm rolling now

>>71597332
/britfeel/ is an abnormie circlejerk
brit/pol/ is now a tripfag circlejerk
/brit/ has a bit of both with a sprinkle of normies

They're all shit though really.

>>71597391
because I've always been shy, anxious and have never been friends with a girl?

what's so confusing?

unironically use reddit but only to jack off

>>71597381
what the fuck even is that, is it a chink, is it a thai lady-boy... even if it was real, swipe left immediately

The little daughter’s on the mattress,
Dead. How many have been on it
A platoon, a company perhaps?
A girl turned into a woman,
A woman turned into a corpse.

>>71597230
*listens to comfortably numb in pitch darkness*

>>71597426
It's a Russian

>>71597384
/r/ing the guy in the box annoying a fat guy sitting on a park bench

don't like tattoos but thinking of getting one to hide my self harm scars

what's the least degenerate tattoo one can get?

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I like arm hair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ji_Y7YEbKY

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>>71597450

>>71597463
Delete this picture of my girlfriend, mate

>>71597395
interesting point:

irish lad tried to steal the crown jewels before by shoving them down his jocks and the king thought it was so funny he pardoned him

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>>71597450
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>>71597461
heart with a banner that says MUM

>>71597495
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>>71597463
all hair below the neck is credited as fuck la

>>71597443
whatever it is, it should be nuked from orbit

boss told me to come in at 8 AM sharp

told him that time is relative and i'd be coming in around noon

fucking anti-science bastard fired me

>>71597461
a cross

>>71597470
cant believe people actually buy into the jew conspiracy thing

who cares lol x