>be German >lose two (2) World Wars

>>71594280
Galipoli.

they would have won if russia didn't help

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>>71594291
Water, perhaps?

it's just one war and it has just been postponed

>>71594335
rape of moscow when? you already have the right people for it

>>71594309
this.

> be russian
> win two (2) World Wars

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>>71594335
Ah yes, postponed whilst Jamal breeds the next generation of Germans with your wife

>>71594391
This time the eternal Anglo will be destroyed first

>>71594402
you're the worst

>>71594280
I know exactly who you are

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>>71594507
>GERMA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>71594404
>russia
>win ww1

>>71594332
>a fucking moat

>>71594402
you switched sides on the gerries mid war so you cant talk tbf.