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cara

i like watching anime

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and someone is calling my name
from the back of the restaurant

>>71593674
I'm talking about the labour movement's relationship to the state apparatus not industry.

As few borders as possible creates large strong states that can survive on their own and trend towards militarism, domination and aggression.

Should aim for as many borders as possible.

im reaching bitterness levels i never thought possible

saw a couple walking together today and i REALLY wanted to throw my drink on them out my car window.

this does NOT bode well for my future.

we need to form a christian crusade and march upon Bradford and reclaim it from the muslims

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any palestinians itt?

I'm gonna lamp ya one!

anyway here's wunderbar

Will there be a war between two regional powers in the 21st century?

I reckon the only likely ones are Iran and Saudi or India and Pakistan

the chinese girl from MIT when college jeopardy tonight lads, her final answer was "who is the spiciest memelord?" but the answer was kepler

>>71593807
the world vs israel

babestation

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>>71593788

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and someone is playing a game
in the house that I grew up in

*creates human history with this post*

>>71593807
nah

reddit is having an absolute meltdown

>>71593870
the killers are normie shit

*ends human history with this post*

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>>71593857
this is fake news right?

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>>71593843

that almost be a fair fight

almost

>>71593893
hmm yes enlighten us then

>>71593883
over what?

>>71593931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCkOEGkZFU

if you think this is shit then you're a pleb as there's nothing you can do about it

Can't you twats talk about something interesting not droning on about boring rubbish nobody cares about

>>71593946
Ya mam posted her nuds

>>71593946
over the internet

should really go to bed but im going to have a spliff instead.

wonder if morrissey posts in /brit/

>>71593931
*shines torch on you*

>>71593973
FOS

>>71593973
give us a topic of conversation then

>>71593883
*shareblue

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here she is if you were wondering

not like this

>tfw lib dem
>tfw tories wouldn't have won copeland if all the lib dem votes went to labour
fuck my life/wife lads

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>>71593893
BUT MY HEART, IT DON'T BEAT, IT'S DON'T BEAT THE WAY IT USED TO

>>71593963
Reddit

>>71594053
If your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle

Hate all non-whites

anyone want to play Masked Forces with me on y8.com

Lads?

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look what I found

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imagine being a lib dem

imagine being lead by a schoolboy trapped inside the body of an adult

>>71594118
what

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COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND I WAS DOING JUST FINE

eating some meat that's 4 days out of data lads
wish me luck

>>71594084
its just a simple demonstration of the problem with the lib dems
they're not big enough to contest seats, only draw votes away from parties they're closer to

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>>71594130
the chilean trap

>>71594091
same

they say you can't distinguish people between races but all black people are violent thugs and all brown people are smelly and ignorant

>>71594139
it must be really bored with no internet LOL!

>>71594084
https://youtu.be/o6rQQrP9tZ4?t=110
screamer

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Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now, he takes off her dress

>>71594119
He reminds of King Tommen

>Shitehaven
>Workington
>Millom
>Bootle

>>71594172
you laugh now but when i die of food poisoning you will WEEP for me

brexiters, corbynites and scotnats all have the same stubborn brain disease that ruins politics in this country and there is no cure

>>71594203
>Pootle

>>71594143
If people voting for the lib Dems wanted labour to win the election they'd have voted labour

The 'liberal' wing of the Tory party is just as close to the lib Dems as the blairite wing of the labour party is

mmm

nootka

>>71594217
radical centrism is the only way forward

>>71594156
that's not a trap

>>71594240
*sends you back to /tv/*
mhmmm..be very....careful

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aaaah yes, £4500 per month

>>71594203
spent a wonderful night in my car with a mate in millom once, during a road trip
got a 'bab in the middle of town, gave some pissed lad a lift home for a tenner then slept by the beach

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>brexiters, corbynites and scotnats all have the same stubborn brain disease that ruins politics in this country and there is no cure

>>71594027
What is UCLA.

would anyone like to see my complete unabridged list of oscar predictions?

>>71594307
this is a superb post

*holds up information that shows migrants aren't the cause of the NHS crisis, corbyn is unelectable and england helps rather than hinders scotland*

>>71594307
based blair

>>71594320
No, post your predictions for something I give a shit about

Who fucking cares about the Oscars Jesus Christ

>>71594319
fuck me what a knobhead
this is like when trudeau read that wiki definition of quantum computing at that q&a session

>>71594328
you bout to get harambe'd

>>71594319
when you only skimmed the reading list and try to write your essay in 2 days

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trump is bloody mental haha

>>71594365
good post

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>>71594319
hero of the working class

>>71594365
HAHA omg I LOVE unilad

>>71594357
>>71594365
dont like corbyn but the fourth industrial revolution, the internet of things (IoT) and big data are all real things despite how stupid they sound

>>71594356
you know i wasn't serious before but now i feel compelled to type them up

>>71594328
Reminder that migrants cost roughly £7 billion a year and we spend around £25 billion on foreign aid and eu budget contributions

So the solution to the migrant crisis is: spend the foreign aid and eu budget in places affected by immigration and they'll be way richer than they were before

>>71594295
hey that's my screenshot of the place my dad used to live!

>>71594319
Did Neal Stephenson write this?

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>based blair

>>71594383
ROOTLESS COSMOPOLITANS

>>71594295
>northern architectue

runt sheds and cages

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>Yank """comedy"""

>>71594395
i know they are but what he said is literally just meaningless drivel, meant to prove that he knows about technology

>>71594448
fucking hell, the absolute state

>>71594383
anti-semite scumbag

>>71594442
Makes me want a coffee

tony blair:
>fixed the nhs
>introduced the minimum wage
>made peace in northern ireland
>made university worthwhile
>devolved power to scotland and wales
>removed most hereditary peers from the lords
>passed the freedom of information act
>increased terrorism offence max incarceration time without trial
>btfo'd osama
>btfo'd sadaam
what did he do wrong again lads?

>>71594395
was talking about how the quote is just a list of key words that have reached mainstream media nowadays as he has no salient point to make about any of them

>>71594383
ERRRRRR ,,,,,,,,

you're out there somewhere beer baron and i'll find you

>>71594410
you act like it's just charity and not tied up in much wider ranging influence and diplomacy

>>71594485
>introduced the minimum wage
>made university worthwhile
>devolved power to scotland and wales
>removed most hereditary peers from the lords
>passed the freedom of information act
>increased terrorism offence max incarceration time without trial
>btfo'd osama
>btfo'd sadaam

those

and war crimes
and sucking up to bush
and letting gordon brown become pm after blair
and some other things

>>71594485
hmm yeah definitely no big war costing a lot of money huh

alright lads, finished the out of date sausages
now we wait
if you see a headline in the next couple of days about a uni student dying of food poisoning, that was me x

>>71594384
Nice

>100hrs playtime
>ciri dies because i respect people's property and don't trash the place when i feel slightly angry
why is the witcher 3 so shit lads?

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>>71594485

>>71594527
you forgot unrestricted immigration

>>71594485
befriended corporations and went to war

>>71594561
that was it

tip of my tongue

>>71594529
The Iraq war didn't cost us a lot of money.

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OY VEY

The world's busiest airports

Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport
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London Heathrow Airport
Los Angeles International Airport
Hong Kong International Airport
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Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport

>>71594549
post source from a newspaper of record please :)

>reduce net migration to negative for a few years in order to make up for years of hundred thousand influx

Good or bad?

>>71594593
Cohen News Network

>>71594599
Already did m8

>>71594593
politics in anglo countries has got so fucking dumb. i swear it used to sound smart.

>>71594597
Ah yes London Heathrow with its whole TWO runways

>>71594606
economy will go to shit
say goodbye to
>nhs
>neuroscientists
>scientists
>skilled workers

Not working class enough to be bothered by immigration tbqh.

>>71594634
me desu

>>71594633
THANK YOU

You're underclass if you listen to eye of the tiger

>>71594634
The rich and mass immigration alike are both enemies of the nation.

You can go along with your foreign pets.

>>71594485
>indebted the NHS with PFI loans that tricked plebs
>introduced the minimum wage
>surrendered to the IRA
>devalued university and introduced fees
>devolved power to scotland and wales
>btfo'd civil liberties to stop his immigrants killing too many people
>btfo'd based Saddam

When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.

>>71594633
ah yes forgot the part where the bulk of immigrants were skilled people and not millions of proles

best picture: moonlight
actor: casey affleck*
actress: emma stone
sup actor: mahershala ali
sup actress: octavia spencer
director: damien chazelle
o screenplay: kenneth lonergan
a screenplay: benny jenkins, tarell mccraney*
cinematography: james laxton
costume: fantastic beasts
sound mix: la la land
editing: hacksaw ridge
sound edit: arrival
v effects: jungle book*
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score: la la land
doc feature: o.j.*
foreign lang: the salesman*
animated feature: zootopia*
prod. design: la la land

*=100% sure

comments, criticisms

>>71594634
Not white enough*

>>71594631
politics was never smart
it's always been populist shite since well before churchill
democracy was a mistake, just under half of people are more stupid than average and the average person is fucking stupid
vote for the queen as a write in candidate

just finished constructing my shrine to elliot rodgers lads

>>71594694
>actor: casey affleck*
good pick

>>71594702
>write in candidate
don't think we have this

>>71594448
haven't watched him since he ended his other show (really liked him on that)

and /tv/ said he was shit as host of (whatever show he tookover compared to the guy before him)

has he found his second wind now that Trump is prez? will Jon Stewart return to his show and boot that south african back to the obscurity he climbed down from?
>cause I'd genuinely love to see Jon Stewart back doing his thing, even if outwardly I'd hate it

A wolf in sheeps clothing?

Or a sheep in wolfs clothing?

What scares you more?

Welcome to my house of mirrors. Not quite what you expected, is it now?

>>71594694
More of this sort of post, nobody cares what you think about Tony Blair

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Some a really fat white woman waddling about in a hijab earlier lads

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>>71594737

>>71594723
the latter is scarier but the former is more dangerous

bit a profound point about crime and the fear of crime there wow think on that

might enter university as a mature student

>>71594720
just spoil your ballot then

>>71594772
how mature

did a beer fart

Fleshjack Go Surge Realistic Male Butt Masturbator
Average Review: 10/10

>>71594786
cheddar

might enter a student dressed as a university

might enter a mature woman

>>71594737

there's one I see at uni, she's also sometimes in a motorised wheel chair

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me

why are girls so shy about pooing lads?

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>Liberator Top Dog Hands-Free Fleshlight Holder Furniture

>>71594723
A mirror scares me more than wolves or sheep.

2deep4u

>>71594549
>Peter Mandelson was born in Hampstead Garden Suburb, Middlesex,[3] on 21 October 1953,[1] the son of Mary Joyce (née Morrison) and George Norman Mandelson.[4] His father's family was Jewish; his grandfather had founded the Harrow United Synagogue. His father (known as Tony) was the advertising manager of The Jewish Chronicle[5] who was commissioned as an officer in the Royal Dragoons in World War II.

what could he possibly mean by this?

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TOOT

>>71594826
I'm shy about it and I'm a man

I can't do it while other people are around

>>71594815
Why are islamic converts always fat?

Quit smoking.

Desperate for a cig right now.

>>71594826
not the ones I've seen on the internet

rain bouncing off the window. very comfy.

>>71594852
runt addiction

ah yes let's let all of these stupid people with shit uninformed opinions vote on matters they don't understand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0GadVdya4

Really gets the nostalgia flowing

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>>71594807
he's been getting away with it in sheffield for 12 years. Do you know him? Have you seen him?
Please call

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>tfw the sensible one

reminder, this is how the ultimate chad looks like https://www.instagram.com/p/BQozuDMgoIL/?taken-by=cristobalpescer

Like a fucking cute fuccboi, this is what girls want

*advocates for a technocracy*

>>71594880
people ought to vote on whatever directly affects them

>>71594830
There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realise that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.

>>71594880
This, fuck the house of lords

the reality is that the british are jealous because Irelands quality of life has increased tenfold after independence while theirs has stagnated without us

p\[jrgijr[g igh

>>71594905
>tfw if I moved to Ireland I could a get a way bigger salary and pay less tax

>>71594895
corr never mind what girls want, I want to stick him in a dress and pound his boipucci

reading male sextoy reviews lads, highly recommend

>>71594905
t.communist left wing shithole funded by it's status as a tax haven

>>71594905
well you were a bunch of backwards peasants so obviously you had to catch up

usehfu shfu hef

>>71594880
the government don't want you to be informed though

they need to keep their citizens mentally stunted so they don't revolt

>t-t-tax h-haven
ah yes... the workings of an inferior mind laid bare

>>71594939
asdfg

>>71594935
>communist left wing shithole
>tax haven

What did this retard mean by this?

>>71594874
I think if you never tried smoking before you were 20, it's because you were either too sheltered, or not curious enough. But if you are still smoking at 35, it's because you are lacking in either basic facts, or willpower.

>>71594924
come home white man

>>71594935
you realise a leftwing party has never been in power here?

>>71594955
*bares arse*

work the interior of this mate x

https://youtu.be/v1OqqemwWEk

Right wingers are unbelievably stupid. There's a reason almost all academics are left wing.

Labour are so fucking retarded, Scottish independence is my only hope now

>>71594971
>not vaping
bruh...

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>>71594900

>>71594905
Ahh yes British quality of life has stagnated since the early 20th century

This is what Mick's actually get taught at school

>>71594979
leftwing by your standards is far left

>>71594905
t. Euro bailout from Germany

>>71594989
>>71594990
good standard of posting here tonight lads

>>71594989
>correlation = causation, stupid!

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bit warm lads
*takes off my jumper*
...
*1 minute later*

>>71594989
The reason is that those who can't do, teach

business idea: EU, but only for the countries that can afford it, and no silly mass immigration

>>71595012
not really
all we have is copied from the the british model of the welfare state
thanks for that nation destroying invention

>>71594989
I was left wing while I was at uni

I grew out of it though

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STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AND START TALKING ABOUT POO AND SLAGS

>>71595005
>poetry that rhymes
i remember being stupid too lad
you can get better

business idea: become a teacher

>>71595056
fart
iron

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you

if you get visibly riled by rorkism / sheedism, you should probably kill yourself.

>>71595046
I was never at uni, but was left wing through college and my twenties.

I cringe hard when I read my old diaries from back then.

do slags poo?

if inflation hasn't been that high and prices haven't changed very much why do rents keep going up year on year leading a to massive housing benefit bill that can't be significantly reduced with the benefit cap because that only applies to a tiny number of households?

Are landlords and their repair contractors just taking advantage of free money that the government little no choice in offering?

The welfare state only benefits the better off.

All landlords, independent contractors and solicitors should just be considered a part of the public sector since that's clearly where their profits come from.

The size of public sector in this country is probably closer to 80% and we should just give up pretending we are a free market economy.

All significant organisations are in large part funded directly or indirectly by the same source.

my friend's teeth keep falling out he's lost 4 in the past week should he be concerned

i've never been so fucking depressed

>diaries
bender

opinion massively drops when i hear someone say a pro multiculturalism view desu

>>71595040
EU is a jewish scheme to make people more accepting to globalisation

the EU parliament is run by jews

single policy and single currency just does not work in any scenario

EU will be dead when le pen and wilders get into office

>>71595088

it's probably nothing

>>71595082
Because we're importing half the fucking third world each and every year

I've never been left or right wing
I've always been a radical centrist

>>71595097
been thinking about keeping a diary desu, can draw little pictures in it when im bored as well x

>>71594826
>>71595056
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487986207734.webm

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>tfw radical centrist

>>71595082
shan't be considering this policy area one bit

>>71595089
I recommend self-hypnosis. I've never been happier and it's partly because I deliberately reprogrammed myself to feel that way.

>>71594320
la' la' la'nd

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>>71595104
>when le pen and wilders get into office
you mean if?

>>71595120
ah yes continue chipping off the top pretending it makes a difference to the bulk

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Wow at last I see

Economically I am a rasheed but socially I'm a rorke, anyone else?

>>71595089
Go see a therapist

>>71595139
people are waking up

the jews took it too far with this immigration thing

that is their one big misstep

>>71595159
I'm a radical centrist.

>>71595082
over here 2/3 of mps are landlords
makes you woder why the housing and rent "crisis" hasn't been fixed...

doing an eternal sleep

>"the US needs to stop paying for everyone else's defense and focus on America first!"
>"we need to expand our military and build more nukes! we can't afford to spend money on infrastructure, education, or healthcare"

ah yes

>>71595146
haha come on now let's keep it 10 words or less

Want to fucking smash Theresa mays cunt face in

But I won't so you can't report this post to MI5

wouldn't mind having a bf

>>71594979
eh, labour has

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who here remembers this beauty?

>>71595118
looks like he fell into a pringles can

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Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.

>stop wanking/watching porn
>start meditating
>start exercising
>eat well
>stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either
>put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone

Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.

Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.

Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.

Furthermore, don't entertain these spastics or tell to "just relax" and so on and so forth. You're only likely to experience that which you described in the OP until your life becomes a groundhog day of interpersonal calamities. You need to eliminate the underlying lifestyle deficiencies.

>>71595178
has he done anything good for the country yet

>>71595116
she doesn't seem shy at all

>>71595211
going to do all this. it starts tomorrow.

>>71595190

said I would assassinate prince Charles on here before, got banned but nothing else happened kek. Janny couldn't take a joke...

Might start keeping a diary lads

>>71595211
how long do you spend here then

>>71595211
shan't listen to a word of this post and just disregard it as pseudo science

>English cucks can't simply elect a left wing government

Why are they so inferior that they always take the low hanging fruit of right wing rhetoric lads?

>>71595193
never as a senior partner

Make America great again hat I ordered from china shall be arriving next week

Takeaway pizza gave me a right bellyache.

Poor use of £15. Won't be going back there again.

>>71595244
foy

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I can feel a poo brewing in the loins.

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Bruno, also called Brun or Braun (c.830/840 – 2 February 880), a member of the Ottonian dynasty, was Duke of Saxony from 866 until his death. He is rated as an ancestor of the Brunonids, a cadet branch of the Ottonians.

Bruno was killed fighting against Norse warriors in the Battle of Luneburg Heath and is venerated as one of the Ebsdorf Martyrs.

As Saxon commander-in-chief during the Viking invasions, he died, along with several other noblemen, in a battle against "Norsemen" warriors (probably a Danish contingent of the Great Heathen Army, defeated by King Alfred the Great) on Candlemas Day, 2 February 880

According to the chronicler Bishop Thietmar of Merseburg, Bruno died in a flooded river, which probably took place during the battle or a retreat.

>>71595237
more rural population

>>71595203

nemesis

>>71595213
no

>>71595211
>Meditating

Stopped reading here, fuck off you tosser

>>71595254
it's all the grease and paki germs swishing around in your belly

always get MAD shits after a paki takeaway

drinking an ipa

>>71595226

Literally outside Buckingham palace as we speak lad got him in my sniper scope, gonna fuck his mum first though

>>71595257
It's ironic social commentary as it was made in China

>>71595273
>not wanting to ascend to the 5th dimension

Don't really understand meditating t.bh

>>71595159
>i just want free stuff and i don't like people the daily mail tell me are bad
brainlet

Following defeat by Alfred the Great at the Battle of Edington,[1] the Norse Great Heathen Army moved from England to pillage Saxony.

The army of Louis met the Norsemen at Lüneburg Heath. The Saxons were routed in a snowstorm, with the army being destroyed or captured.

can't believe people still get takeaways when it's common knowledge they wipe their arses with their hands

>>71595244

Outstanding level of social commentary on today's version of /Brit/, very much impressed chaps, keep up the good work

who do you think would win in a fight:

me or you?

I think me

>>71595298
>His mum

Diana is already dead

>>71595301
the only official MAGA hat is made in the USA

you've bought a cheap knockoff like everything that comes out of china

>>71595298

good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwB8bed7XRY

>>71595316
yeah but I do that after the eating the takeaway

maintaining a decent tan is one of the most underrated aspects of your appearance. don't overdo it but people who literally never go outside look it.

>>71595278
They got 5/5 from the govt. hygiene inspector.

I thought it would be better than my usual because it was more expensive. It was worse in every way.

In 879, Vikings (probably Norsemen) from England settled on the river Scheldt.

After celebrating Christmas at Frankfurt am Main that year, Louis the Younger marched an army northward on the Viking settlement. The battle was a rout for the Vikings, 5,000 of whom were killed, but the Louis also sustained a heavy loss: his only surviving son, the illegitimate Hugh, was killed in action.

>>71595308

Do you want to be invaded by gypsies?

>>71595328
Yes... Like I said that's the entire point

Breitbart is now the official national media outlet and is now called the ministry of truth

>>71595325
Your overconfidence is your weakness.

>>71595346
that'll be my english inner city tan, umm

Going to be a literal wizard in a month lads. Should I just try to get some slag on Tinder?

girl poo heavily marinaded in girl wee

witnessed a troglodyte mong wearing a MAGA hate in public. funny thing about stereotypes...

>>71595349
they don't test the hygiene of the chefs though

I've worked in a food place before and the EHO let you know weeks in advance so usually everyone just cleans everything and then it goes back to shit once they've done the inspection

>>71595363
About bloody time.

Sunday mornin, up with the lark

>>71595370
no, get your powers

>>71595371
>marinaded
hello crypto-yank

>>71595361
I thought your point was that trump is making US manufacturing a big thing again and the hat that thousands of people bought to support him was made in china

which is bullshit

any other point would be beyond the point

Business idea: replace written exams with oral exams

>>71595384
Well my guts are the final word on it, and they are giving that place a 2/5.

>>71595352
not really
dyou want to sell off your country to the highest bidder?

Business idea: replace written exams with anal exams

There's literally nothing wrong with putting your race first

>>71595416

you some kind of bender?

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The Ludwigslied (in English, Lay or Song of Ludwig) is an Old High German (OHG) poem of 59 rhyming couplets, celebrating the victory of the Frankish army, led by Louis III of France, over Danish (Viking) raiders.

Although the poem is Christian in content, and the use of rhyme reflects Christian rather than pagan Germanic poetry, it is a song in praise of a warrior, of a type which is presumed to have been common in Germanic oral tradition.

The poem speaks of Louis in the present tense: it opens, "I know a king called Ludwig who willingly serves God. I know he will reward him for it".

bizniss eyedeah: test my words cos i can speek good but not right good

>>71595428

Do you want to dress up like a girl while I pound your sissy boi pucci?

>>71595419
My guess is it's 100% the cheese

they buy in cheap fake cheese to put on pizzas that is full of fat and other horrible shit

>>71595430
w-what counts as 100% in the anal exam?

>>71595438
yeh. wana cum inside my arse? x

>pretend to be a hyper rorke on /brit/
>other anons echo my views
>can't tell if they are actually rorkes or also pretending

hmm

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>tfw no Jennie gf

>>71595432
Mine has always been the 400m

Absolute perfect distance, not too long and not too short

But I do also have a soft spot for the mile and the 5000m

>>71595482
>running
nigger

>>71595462

only as long as you're clean

might join the athletics club but it might interfere with my lifting
what should i do, lads?

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woah...

>>71595472
I flip from rorke to 'sheed faster than getting called a nazi at a feminist rally

>>71595460
I'd go along with that, the cheese was crap. It's the first time I've had cheese in ages too, though I do eat a fair bit of yoghurt.

Yoghurt makes me feel good though. Good bacteria. Might still have one in the fridge... Yep, one left. I'll have this and a co-codamol and a lie down.

>>71595517
he never said when he was going to start the plan

typical liberal fake news

>>71595503
Do one of the throwing sports, lifting helps for them

>>71595537
this cheese has no dairy in it

it's made in a lab

Came here looking for some intellectual debate, have not found a scrap, ah well, back to my studies

>>71595517
he's the oldest president ever

he's gonna die in office

>>71595560
They shouldn't call it cheese if it has no dairy.

>>71595593
quite a few presidents have died in office

>>71595588
Buddhism is the ideal lifestyle

oh the night that paddy murphy died is a night i'll never forget
some of the boys got loaded drunk and they ain't got sober yet

>>71595548
yeah that was what i was going to do, shotput specifically. Do you have to train all the athletics things or can you go to the club and say "I just wanna do this one"?

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he Edict of Milan was the February 313 AD agreement to treat Christians benevolently within the Roman Empire.

The document should be seen as the first step in creating an alliance with the Christian God, whom Constantine considered the strongest Deity.

Constantine was known to be superstitious. Constantine held this fear of all the gods worshiped in the Roman Empire at that time, this fear of and desire to form an alliance with the Christian God.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487323656621.webm

me on the right

genuine political views lads?
mine:
>shouldn't have done a brexit
>nhs is a bureaucratic shitheap
>banking and car manufacturing is the only useful part of our economy and we should focus on that
>shut down literally every single faith school and ban home tuitiion
>scotland can fuck off but we keep the north sea oil
>legalise weed
bout it

imagine your life being in such a state that you and one of your mates gets together to wank onto an anime figurine

>>71595622
Dunno, I don't do athletics but it would be weird if they made you do all the sports

>>71595636
Mine:
The opposite of everything you said except for the bit about weed.

>>71595636
>shouldn't have done a brexit

It hasn't even happened yet tho

>>71595636
why?

the EU is a failed concept

>>71595659
just a bit of fun mate

slags btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU

>>71595667
it's possible to regret jumping before you hit the ground