/asean/

pribumi bangsatttttt

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Before than gets bombed by you know who paid trolls

Happy EDSA Revolution Day!

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more like sillypenis mirite

>>71592814
I'm sure Marcos would be a great hero for shoemakers.

Hallo my friends

>>71593595
Failpenis*
Also can anyone rmb pinoychan?

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>>71593595

>>71593838
Isn't that site dead?

>>71593838
maloloschan?

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>>71593885

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>>71594090

>>71593561
Yes it's true Yellowshills are based in Cubao Araneta

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>>71594413
>>71594238
Kek Here they come
Got to eran that shill money early


Even dutudt has pork programs

>>71592814
first for Cina Babi

>>71593294
>>71594876

>>71584962
How did you learn Filipino ha?

>>71595541
with dedication
He wants to get closer to you <3

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>tfw spent the entire night dancing with half-chinese half-filipina girl and walk her home
>tfw I got hong kong girl drunk and she nearly kissed me, but I refused for my halfie girl
I hope you have fun talking about politics, nerds

>>71595578
you can be surrounded with all of the girls you want if you stay in /asean/

>>71595578
>but i refused
I think you're the nerd anon!

>>71594238
We had it since 1922
her version was more about giving the provinces more priority

its not really bad but political dynasty tend to horde the funds like the Romuladez in leyte

>>71595578
Mooo

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Fellow indo bros, how do you usually bypass the freaking ISP to shitpost here?
I got lucky with my vpn this time but the connection seems very slow and unreliable

>>71596313
I miss indons,I like malaysians too but we need more indons

>>71596421
we also need less Flips.

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>>71596313
L-u-r-k m-o-a-r

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>>71597252
>kill the druggie
>not kill the poor for Ayala soil
We wouldn't have this problem if he were much more honest.

>>71597252
But those poor druggies had a hard life.
Those poor niggas need autismbux not bullets.

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>>71596313
>>>kaskus
>>>/r/indonesia

>>71597529
DEY WUZ GUD BOIZ DEY DINDU NUFFIN

http://www.nst.com.my/node/214848/amp
>On the return on Jong-nam’s body and the claims by Kang Chol, Nazri said: “Don’t push us. This is not North Korea, this is Malaysia. We have our laws.”
Norks BTFO, so much for best korea.

>aisyah is actually cute
Malay-kuns save her!


>>71596313
filtered

>>71597636
DUTS WUZ GUD BOI HEY DINDU NUFFIN

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/873188/davao-cop-says-duterte-ordered-killings-dds-real

>>71597335
I don't really see him getting rid of the slums tho

>>71597664
>being soft to ninjas
Didn't you learn anything from your animays/doujins/VN/manga?

It's funny how our foreign policy is cornering Indonesia and allying ourselves with their neighbours.

>>71597736
>implying the earthquake won't wipe them out

>>71596062
>"Fuck the Aquinos, I want my federalism!!!"
>her version was more about giving the provinces more priority
>Promdi local dynasties abuse it
KEEEEEEEK

>>71597751
You hate their terrorists too huh? They keep importing them in Mindanao here.

>>71597788
we cant wait that long

look at the earthquakes in cebu/ bohol didnt really get rid of them

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>>71597751
You should be happy because we can't give you a haze.

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>>71597751
>allying with malayxia, chinkapore, filipin

>>71598550
But we have shared culture since what's yours is mine too.

Did we just start world war 3?

>>71598550
>not allying with the most powerful race
>america's rebellious step son

>>71598704
DELET THIS

>>71598550
How rude, we prefer Malingsia you indognesial

>>71597751
anglos always love to stick their noses to where they dont belong

>>71598780
The fire rises.

>>71598871
WW3 would be nuclear warfare, please save me sister.

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>>71598550

>>71596313
You know that several ISPs still allow to you to get to this site, right?

>>71598871
we should annexed with brunei. become part of Malaysia

>>71598916
What has the world given us aside from ridicule and suffering?
>M'lysia
>I'mma charging mah lazor
>World war
>Malaysia cannot pilot
>Malaysia funds every terrorists
>Haze
For that alone we shall make everything fire, laugh as the world goes into sunset not by Hillary or Trump but our own hands.

>>71599092
Nah

>>71599330
YES

>>71599352
But first you must agree to practice MIB brother ;)

>>71592814
Is Singapore a non-country?

>>71599788
No, brunei will become federated state

yellow trolls are toxic

>>71599871
Can't be as bad as EJK apologists and Marcos apologists.

hmmm...Minimal toxic bullshit form dutertards and Marcotards

are they scared? its your time to shine

>>71599800
A chink vassal city-state, along with Brunei

>>71600062
but we arent paid

unlike yellow shills

>>71599933
Every time I come to /asean/ why do you LP fags make it like as if this thread is your territory? Stop crying over your bullshit like as if it's real. Why are you pushing your false beliefs on other people and especially to foreigners? How much is that paycheck from LP to troll this thread? /asean/ is not even important, and I wouldn't mind your /pol/ posting here but just stop posting lies.

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>>71599863
MIB will save Brunei

>>71600144
>>71600166
most of the paid marcostard and dutertard shills are the ones crying about going back to /pol/ or reddit top kek

oh shit his bullshit post about cory got deleted

maybe he wont get paid for every delet kek

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/jaymcgregor/2017/02/20/reddit-is-being-manipulated-by-big-financial-services-companies/#596821e74c92

>£1200 per month for unlimited conversation and vote manipulation
>Another agency offer 100 comments for $150
>Another U.S.-based marketing firm I spoke with was even more candid
Sounds like a very lucrative job for a NEET. Where do I sign?

>>71597716
doesn't he already admits it anyway

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/853420/duterte-i-personally-killed-drug-suspects

>>71596313
M I S K I N
I
S
K
I
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>>71600288
seems like its only for international companies

try our local ones

http://says.com/ph/news/trolling-is-an-actual-profession-that-can-make-p100k-monthly

>>71600351
kek

Reminder MIB is true path.

>>71600354
But petots is at an all-time-low desu

Gonna need more than that to sustain myself and my shitposting needs

>>71600464
http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/236403/confessions-of-a-troll/

just a suggestion since you are already here

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>>71592814
here's some timelines

http://edsarevolution.com/chronology/day1.php

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/600884/news/specialreports/a-timeline-of-the-1986-edsa-people-power-revolution

>>71599015
>>71599015
I honestly don't know. smartfren used to let me post here but not anymore since that chink moot took over.

>>71598149
But Bohol is actually nice

Cebu and its filth can sink into the abyss for all I care

>>71599310
>those reasonings
Are you a kid and underage?

>>71600166
>everyone's an LP fag paid shills
Fucking kek nice tactic there. Kano bayad sayo?

>they still treat their politicians like gods
niggers lmao

>anti tagalog pro marcos liberal party shill still works on weekends
kek

>>71601089
Speaking of kids, they still don't know who murdered Nurin Jazlin.

So how is that pro-Duterte rally going along? Any news about it?

It is not important who you are, your race, creed or religion. As long as you're not a cebuANO

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What is everyone's favorite Marcos?

I'm biased towards 7 but the first one with Rick Hunter and Lisa Hayes will always have a special place in my heart.

Most overrated definitely is Marcos Plus.

>holy shit i almost raped u i completely forgot

>>71601641
That was a very terrifying case. It still gave me chills.
I'd blame lolikon paedos. Show up, you murderer.

>>71601758
Yeah, it's gonna be 10 years this September.

>>71601769
Ok I'll wait until September before digging her grave. She'll be 18 then.

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>>71601942

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>>71601729
There's a flip janitor here who keeps deleting my post

FUCK HIM

>>71601089
Just shitposting, that is clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
>>71601758
Eh I think the Mona Fandey case was more terrifying, something about that woman gives me shivers.
Bentong Kali might have the highest bodycount but even his face is not as scary as hers.

>>71601960
i bet his history of deleting posts are only on /asean/
pathetic lol

>>71600354
Lols. That pic kinda reflects what's happening with Pewdiepie and the MSM right now.

>>71601942
Tok bomoh pls, you cannot use necromancy as court evidence at the moment.
Law reform on this matter when?

>>71601671
Truth. I lost my wallet in that hellhole the last time I got there.

>>71601996
The real Mona Fandey was just a regular woman, you're just afraid of all the alleged stories about her.

>>71602030
Manila or Cebu? Also, why are Cebuanos so butthurt towards based Tagalogs?

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>>71601656
Paid partly by the government our taxes and partly by influential individuals you know who ;). Of course there will be some performances by entertainers supporting the regime.

Attendance is a must, according to memorandums issued by city and municipal officials.

Asian Dolls will be girl group, instead of mocha girls according to the set list: https://img42.com/VLRHE

Other performers: Kiray, Mitoy, Ate Gay, Pastillas Girl, RJ Jacinto, Mocha Uson, Renee Alon, Derick Monasterio, etc...

>>71602140
see Imperio Manila

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Any Thais here? What does this say?

>>71602386
google translate says
"The pleasure of being cummed inside"

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>>71602250
For the "you know who part" in case

bohsia melayu kena rogol cina

>>71602497
CMMW

>>71602423
I guess you and Thailand would know :^)

hi anon why don't you go play outside with your friends

>>71602832
because malaysian terrorists are always bombing normie places

>>71602386
t. sex tourist

>>71602459
lol puta ang cringey

>>71592814
I find it amusing that Baste has spent an hour or so responding to comments on Inquirer's FB. I guess we're not the only ones with free time.

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I can't do it

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>>71603163
>>71595578

>>71602832
Because pasar malam.

>>71603157
how fucking petty can the duts family get

>>71602958
hoy puta we're friends now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi7JW7kAtS0

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>Be Me
>Lazying around in my day off
>Just about to eat my Indomie Telur
>Suddenly got called by my Boss
>He asked me to come to the office asap
>**Nervous Intensifies**
>Turns out he just gave me a new project
>Me: "B-but Boss, why me? Also, why don't you just tell me on Monday instead?"
>Boss: "Because your place is just 300 meters from here, and you're definitely not doing anything since you're JOMBLO anyway"

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>>71603181
Grilled octopus for (You)r hangover

>>71603259
don't know if its still on the table

http://www.atimes.com/article/philippines-under-duterte-to-stake-claim-on-sabah-despite-malaysias-warning/

I wonder if base Duterte can actually do it

>>71603292
should've made up an excuse

>>71602832
Oh they're not my friends.

They work for the mercenary the masquito man.

If someone were to make Malaysia into a movie, what would you rate it?

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How do you control your libido?
I fapping more than 3x a day already and still can't control it.

>>71603456
I can't. I'm new employee.
Anyway, he's not bad person.

>>71603695
You don't. I fap once a day before bed. Sometimes twice or sometimes once every few days

>tfw can't reach maxmum climax or I'll cum all over my bed and make a mess

>>71603695
Get busy with other things. Block porn sites.

>>71603528
Truly Asia/10

>>71603695
It's kinda getting boring watching porn now, the only thing that turns me on is physical contact with womyn.

You guys fap using tissues, right?

>>71603340
You really want a war with us sillypenis?

>>71603829
Wtf no. Tissues are only for cleanup

>>71603829
Why anon? Either do it in the toilet or not at all.

>>71603829
i cum in my hand

>>71603829
just buy some condom or lube, easy. sometimes you can "play soap" in the toire. Or maybe some boipucci from people nearby wechat. No one fap with tissue.

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>>71601656

I put Vaseline on my gloves and wear it all day, so that my right hand is always soft for my wife to feel, unlike my left hand which is rough. Is this perfectly normal behaviour?

>>71604041
You are weird.
>soft hand = faggot

>>71604060
>>71604041
I have soft hands and I don't even wear a glove. Is that normal?

>>71604041
ew. I have constant universal dermatitis and even I don't do this.

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non luzon people are always ready to get cucked
kek

>>71603946
Cumming in the tissue and then flushing it down the toilet is neat and effective.

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>>71604100
means you have patrician hands and you don't do manual labour like the plebs.

>>71604117
>>71604100
>>71604060
Read Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. It's a great read, it's also where I got that glove full of Vaseline from

>>71603984
I guess I'm the only one then, shit is just so neat and convenient. It's untraceable as well.

>>71603829
my gf cleans my cum usually

Hopefully, the VX used in the assassination of Kim Jong Nam spreads and causes further deaths of Malaysians and disruptions at KLIA

>>71604136
Do Malaysians here know her?

>>71604181
Yeah I don't do that much manual labor but I still do some. But some of my friends hand is really rough. Like I thought everyone hand is like mine soft and not rough.

>>71602832
you're my friends

>>71604209
Not going to happen. Malaysia is protected by something.

>>71604209
Malaysians are immune to that shit.

>>71604136
kek

>>71603695
if you horny, just fap, don't control it

>>71603829
no, i fap with my hand

>>71604298
How does your cum smell like?

What are you anons listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFpN1JInn-k

>>71603839
relax it's just so that sulu doesn't blow themselves up

Sulu is like a switch that you have to flip every now and then

>>71604384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be37-T72DNk
rate

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Mcdonalds doesn't taste as good as jollibee

>>71604454
I cook better than jollibee.

>>71604384
I'm watching Maid Dragon at the moment. Its OP is OPOTS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maKok2RItxM

>>71604454
Agree. Champ > Big Mac.

>>71604489
Nah. Super OP is much better.

>>71604527
>implying anything can be better than CHU CHU YEAH

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Hi guys
Can you tell me how do i find cute asian bf ?
im so lonely

>>71604489
How does an entire island manage to sound like 12 year olds so consistently?

>>71604630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZmbZz1WDE4
Sorry anon. But I'm right. It's weird for me to but you were just wrong this time.

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>>71604486
like what?

>>71604685
My dad keeps watching Super,how do I convince him to watch superior anime?

>>71604706
A burger. A kfc. And even fried rice. Curry. Sambal.

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>2017
>posting ice bitch

>>71604738
By telling him there's more anime. And show him these OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBYvLGV_HDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfUrDwpo2E

Wow just by listing this two, I already notice that Maid Dragon OP isn't that special.

I feel safe as a hymen in south London.

>>71604656
Post your boipuss

>>71604814
What about this OP then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU21xtlEUKw

>>71604793
Check my nine.

>>71604832
I will protect you femanon

>>71604902
moo?

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>>71604853
no

>>71604945
Yes :3

>>71604934
Selamat pagi si lembu

>>71604945
Please post boipucci~ :3

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>>71604742
do you cook your on meals?
you should start cooking now if you don't want to have dinner late

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>>71605019
>>71605050
I'm here to find a cute asean bf, not post boipucci STOP ASKING THIS

http://newnation.sg/2013/06/captain-planet-heads-new-task-force-against-indonesia/
Uh oh

>>71605080
Do you cook?
>TFW I wanna cook but I cannot ;-;

>>71605084
Posting boipucci will increase your chances of getting one

>>71605080
I don't because I don't have ingredients and I'm a lazy fuck.

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>>71605117
I SAID NO

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>>71605226
Ok, how about your thighs?

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>>71604738
Make him watch /m/ shows

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>>71605117
anyone can if they know how to read or maybe you want someone to assist you

>>71605226
do french girls(male) like asean boys(feminine)

Shakedown 1979

>>71605244
No sorry
>>71605293
I'm sorry but my white brain can't understand what you're saying

>>71605273
I live with my landlord who cooks for me. I can't cook back home as my mom will get in the way and make me her assistant

>>71604384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A7j6eryPV4

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>this Sir has bitten his thumb at thee
What manoeuvre does one perpetrate in retaliation?

>>71605325
Is it because you are not a cute feminine boy?

>>71605084
asean bf are ugly. please seek in /jp/ or /sino/ or /gook/.

>>71605325
you're not white.

didnt mean to quote you frenchie

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>Not cooking for your imotou's breakfast every weekend and Monday morning.
I always ensure that they avoid eating red meat and have veggies always.

>>71605411
What were you trying to steal from an old man for? Typical keling.

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>>71605468
Your sister looks like my sister, wtf!

>>71605444
Why ride LRT when you can ride motorcycle amerite?

>>71605472
his 20+ year wife sitting beside her

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>>71605487
She looks so depressed, perhaps ashamed of having a cuck for her bro

>>71605520
>motorcycle
>traffic jam
Are you one of those pussies that actually wait?

>>71605411
>""""""""""""""""accidentally""""""""""""""""
give it back haziq

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>>71605430
I'm not feminine nah
>>71605432
>asean bf are ugly

They look good to me

>you're not white.
So what i am ?

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>>71605411
whoa that's rude

>>71604209
You should have realised by now that the constant gassing attempt by Indonesia made us immune to that kind of stuff.

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pic related is where duterte shills are right now
kek mga ka-DDS

>>71604209
how did the killers immune to the virus?
didn't they rub their hands covered with the virus to kim kong nam's face?

>>71605572
That hand says otherwise

>>71605630
LP Shills have arrived

comfy thread now ends

>>71605665
The Vietnamese girl is vomiting hard last I heard.

>>71605630
How many people were there?

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>>71605487
Thats my imotou, theft!

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marcotards BTFO

>>71605572
Are you being sarcastic?
>looks like monkeys
>good

>what am I
post nipples, then it will be decided whether you're white or not.

>>71605687
dont you have work today? go to Luneta and get your food you poor internet shop squatting squatter cuck

>>71605804
My nipples are pinkish too and I am not white

I'll see you when you get there

>>71605893
oki

>>71605886
Wrong proxy anon?

>>71605720
Looks like an airport runway, do no want.

>>71605665
Wait a month for the outbreak to spread.

>>71605886
You're a virgin cow. I can't talk cow language. Sorry

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>>71605630
https://twitter.com/zhandercayabyab

they use public ambulance and brgy patrol vans to transport those people, don't know if its allowed

>>71605687
we are way pass comfy tho
>>71594413
>>71600144
>>71600166

>>71605698
No people, just a bunch of Ilocanos and Bisaya

>>71606104
Ugly language

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>>71606130
no bully please

>>71606076
So the rally was a flop?

>>71606063
>they use public ambulance and brgy patrol vans to transport those people, don't know if its allowed
That's a rather common practice from what I know.

>>71606020
Hmmph, you are just gonna be a virgin trap forever

>>71605941
Kiss me baby

>>71606305
No.

Just watched Kimi no Nawa in the theatres.Pretty good.

>>71606578
You always bully me >~<

>Mum talked about my nightshift wageslavery
>ask about my income
>tells her a lower than what I actually get every month
>ask if we are getting an increase or me getting into a day shift
>told her about the availability and promotions
>blantly tells me maybe it's time to find other jobs
Is my mum telling me to try NEET lyfstyle again?

>>71606591
>paying for mongol movie
http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Kimi-no-Na-wa/Movie-720p?id=134020

>>71606622
No I'm not. :3

>>71606865
So...uhhh can you teach me how to use a dildo?

>>71606104
Who knows maybe after they convict delima they will kill them vigilante "prison riot"

they have done it already with the father of thatdruglord

>>71606591
Mah nigga, too bad its too hard to get the english LN.

Every single one of (You) are degenerate.Ya'll need MIB.

>>71606270
it could be a case for misuse of gov vehicles like with kris

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>>71607033
This? Aren't you a faggot yourself for liking this?

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[spoiler]see you in 4 hours[/spoiler]

>>71607063
Few people seem to be complaining though, unlike with Kris. Maybe it's because people just really hate Kris.

>>71606899
We have to meet somewhere then I'll teach you how + in greater details. :3

>>71607104
Is that malaysian OC?

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>>71604216
Nope

This Filipino singer on the other hand, is very popular here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoMAiIBpXnI

>>71607156
Never heard of that Filipino singer.

>>71607130
No. Worse Korea OC.

>>71607156
gedix btul lagu nie. ahax

>>71607104
Talk shit about my MID again and i wll let you feel the edges of my Holy Keris you fucking kaffir.

>>71607194
He only sang at clubs in Sabah before a Malaysian producer took him in as a recording artist

>>71607255
Meet me at yayasan.

>>71607126
B-Be gentle

>>71607255
Which one exactly it is? MIB or MID? Please make up your mind.
>doesn't even explain what are those stands for.

>>71607335
Man up. >:3

>>71606753
automation is the future
universal income soon

might was well start the neetlife asap

Maybe we should invade Brunei

>>71607421
I never put anything in there before w-what if it hurts?

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>>71607290
Lanja jolibee dulu
>>71607336
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melayu_Islam_Beraja
I hope you prepare for inevitablen MIB indoctrination after we ally ourselves with China, you filthy Malaysian. ;)

>>71606825
The experience is completely different. The surround sound, the large screen, the lighting. It all makes for a very great experience.
>>71607028
Is there more to the story?

>>71607507
Well, we can find out later, together. ;3

>>71607597
S-Senpai 0////0

H-Haaaahh~ I-It stings

Does anyone want a sneak peek of my cute -feet?

>>71607691
If it's hairy, no please.

>>71607676
You can practice with small object first like your toothbrush or maybe your deodorant knob. :3

> Brunei has the second-highest Human Development Index among the Southeast Asian nations, after Singapore, and is classified as a "developed country"
I think Brunei shouldn't be posting with us third world subhumans, you should go your own way.

>>71607724
Its not hairy. Idk why but almost no hair grows on my body..

>>71607778
tbf both of those countries are comparable to cities,I think that's cheating

Sataniafags on /a/ are so annoying. They gang up on anyone who says anything about worst Gabriel Dropout

>>71607850
Going to Sunway Pyramid today?

>>71607819
tropical people don't need hair on their body as much as those in colder climates

>>71607834
Brunei's saving grace is oil. If it weren't for that they wouldn't be able to afford having high standards of living and not having taxes.

>>71607879
good thing solar power is slowly creeping in

>>71607754
Do you put it in both of your holes?

>>71607850
Not one of them but Satania is clearly carrying that show alone at this point.

>>71607508
C2 spicy pls

>>71607778
aka basically the dutch and scandi family (oil digger) that happen to school their children there and contribute the points.

>>71607940
Nah, Vigne and Raphiel are.

Mami Kawada Lover got raped on this post by the way

>>>/a/153898642

>>71608064
And that is why Sataniafags are the worst part of the GD fanbase on /a/.

>>71607966
What? Scandi family? I thought Dutch only?

>>71608132
Why did your prince buy all those Michael Jackson memoriabilia?

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>>71608131
Satania is cute

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>>71608131
The worst part of GD threads is that one autistic ACK guy, he's probably you.

>>71608174
Which one lmao?

hi how are you oil sluts gonna cope if the usage of electric vehicles/solar energy is fully implemented

>>71607938
No. I've never done that. I watched it from some Tumblr tutorials years ago and waiting for someone to practice my knowledge on. :3

>>71608132
No. You can ask them. Is there any intermarriage between them and your Dayangkus trend over there?

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>>71608395
I-I'm not your guinea piggu >~<

>>71608334
solar and wind "energy" is a scam

we are better of using nuclear or geothermal until cold fusion reactors are available

>>71608547
I don't use guinea pig. I'm using lab mice. :^)

Is depression real or does that only exist in western countries?

Am I the only LiSA fan on 4chan?

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>>71608849
A fever of the soul?

Bagong tinapay
>>71608863

>>71608871
pleb taste. use anime pic next time.

>>71608849
All of my friends moved out years ago and I've no one to talk in real life ever since,I think about pulling the trigger 3 times a day,the silence is just maddening

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>>71607966
Shut it down.

>>71608493
MARRYING NON-MALAYS IS HARAM!!!

>>71608334
And what do you think plastic/chocolate/chemicals/tar/flavouring/pharmaceutical/gorillion other stuff are made out of?

NEW THREAD

>>71608905
I know plenty of your secrets.

>>71608911
>implying they don't convert first and marry later.
So that's why I've recently saw many white-malay Bruneian hapas. Do you like white cock so much?

why the other new thread pruned?

>>71608987
Here you go

>>71609060

>>71609041
Its just your fantasies.

>>71609078
I'm too lazy to open my jewbook. Maybe I could provide some examples of the hapas, from Brunei.

>>71609136
*later

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>>71609136
Yeah, sure.

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>>71609041

What are you talking about? Never seen any filthy half breeds where i live, even at my uni or town, marrying foreigners is frown upon especially local female with foreigner

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>>71608814
That is the same thing :(

>>71609345
Which uni?

>>71609528
UTB, pls no dox

Pinoys man wtf

>>71609790
Small world, also UTB.

>>71609790
>>71610175
Will you two make videos later? :3