Does anyone else want to live in the UK?

>>71584436
lel no

Especially not London.

Why?

It's fucking disgusting.

>>71584436
No

>>71584807

It's not. It's a beautiful country.

>>71584436
please no

>>71584436
ofc

>>71584436
no they are too bantzy

I'd colonize the shetlands desu

>>71585298
You stay away from our islands you fucking Norseshits
t. Scotland

>>71584436

shitty weather, moldy buildings, stupid and xenophobic people, definitely not

>moving to London in 2 months
>going to be surrounded pakis and Arabs everywhere
>pollution is higher than ever
>economy is failing
>terrible infrastructure
>MFW
JUST

>>71585385
>"xenophobic"
Back to tumblr

Yeah, possibly for a brief while. Wish property wasn't so expensive

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>>71585385
>moldy buildings
wat

>>71585603
Why would you do this to yourself then?

>>71585603
London doesn't need whiny cunts like you. Stay away.

>>71585603
>going to be surrounded pakis and Arabs everywhere

For us, americans fall in the same category, so off your high horse fatty.

>>71584739
>>71584807
Fuck off to some shithole like Australia then.

If this was 1900 i might want to but not now. My life is objectively better in Canada

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I'd like to actually. Yorkshire is beautiful and I'd like to experience the "what the hell is this guy saying" syndrome there.
Weather would probably be an issue since I live in Southern France but I'd get used to.
Only thing I'd miss is the wine.

>>71586676
Canada is truly awful though

>>71586730
Oi m8 lemme see your tv license...OH FUCK HES GOT A BUTTER KNIFE! ALL UNITS RESPOND, I NEED BACKUP!

>>71584436
I used to back in the late nineties. I Saw movies like Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, snatch, and listened to albums like a razorblade suitcase. The UK seems like a really wonderful place back then interesting and exciting.

But nowadays you wouldn't catch me over there on a bet.

>>71586724
>Only thing I'd miss is the wine.
New Zealand and Australia produce better quality wines though, and theyre morr accessible here.

>>71586813
>15 Cops show up armed with whistles

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>>71586813
Here you go. Now fuck off

yes

>>71586835
any country with goon culture produces inferior wine compared to france

t. my dad said this

>>71586953
Fucking hell a rare site indeed, an Irishman staying in Ireland and not moving to Great Britain.

>>71586835
I don't really care about Australia and New Zealand tho. I like England and englishmen but not much about Australia.
I'd probably get shanked in NZ anyway.

>>71586935
>goon culture produces inferior wine compared to france

Yep, and just try ordering wine in a rural french tavern. One thing that's guaranteed is it will taste like vinegar.

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>>71587036
I'm from NZ :^)

I like frenches but stop being unapologetically fat like am*ricans

>>7158718
They were just hippies calm your tits
>>71587124
Wrong, even good wine is sold for cheap unless you live in Britanny

>>71587277
I've never tasted a french sauvignon blanc that was better than a kiwi one

>>71587341
I'm sure you are a reknown oenologist and you've worked your case so I'll believe you.

I've never been there.
but

The weather is always nasty
high prices
A lot of emmigrants with kind of not normal activity
Too many rich people from another countries with criminal menthality
strange traditions, from my point of view (tea at 5 o'clock or going away without any bue word)

>>71584436
Fuck no
My ancestors sailed the seas in the 1800s to farm and settle a beautiful island in freedom away from the dreariness of England

>>71584436

lol no

>>71584436
Fuck we're full

>>71587453
do u want to fight me m8 ?

>>71587036
Young kiwis love French and their culture
Only old liberal kiwis who are still arseblasted over a fucking boat in the 80s dislike French

>>71587877
Bring it on I'll 'nob yer 'ead

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>>71587996
right u asked for this froggy

>>71587829
>Fuck we're full

It sounds like you just realized youre full and youre disappointed I can't move there.

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>>71586730

Cool your jets. He just prefers his nation to yours.

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>>71586490
Why do Britborks still resort to the fatty thing when trying to insult Americans?

>>71585385
Pot calling the kettle black

As long as I could live in a rural area or village. Especially in northern scotland or the channel islands.

>>71584436
you don't

>>71589734
They are projecting

>>71584436
I maybe want to give it a shot for a year or two if I could live in a beautiful non-English city like Edinburgh.

I'm not remotely interested in modern England and its culture becuase everyone I know went there say it's just a pile of garbage.

>>71584436
I'd do anything to be just a little closer to kuzukuzu

>>71584436
I was in London for a week once, it, at least, was a really cool place. Assuming there aren't any glaring issues that I missed, I'd be happy to live there.

>>71590290

Yes I would. Britain is the most beautiful land on earth

>>71587647
>tea at 5 o'clock or going away without any bue word
we drink tea all day. afternoon tea is a meme for rich people from the victorian days or tourists desu. we of course say goodbye, if that's what you mean by the 2nd bit?

>>71584436

fuck off their full.

>>71585346

Norse? Odds are he's Somali.

>>71594242

Can you shut the fuck up already Russia? You are the last country I want to hear from

I grew up in a comfy village east of Bath and no, I wouldn't like to live there when I could live in Australia instead

>>71594262
odds are you're mongorian

I fucking love the English so much. I want to live with them.

>>71585385
England is unironically the least xenophobic place I've lived. Even if they are racist they repress it very strongly.

Other euro nations, natives and migrants don't even interact.

>>71584436
No, it has most of the problems the US has, but manages to be even more depressing. Plus as an american i'd never be accepted anyway.

>>71585385
It's like a Brazilian calling another monkey.

I would actually try to emigrate illegally claimin "muh trump" to see if i really can claim some kind of benefit.
>>71586878
Keked irl