/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

heard a lot of things about plymouth lately

>>71578486
5 2 3 1 4

it's bad that my only exposure to germany is this one in /brit/

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tights?

Beer or wine 2nite lads?

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wow...........

>>71580726
not bad, if you stop coming here you can eliminate german exposure entirely!

they are all so ugly to me despite being famous actresses ans shit, and I'm such a virgin, I will never lose my virginity, I have impossibly high standards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkBS4zUjJZo

Did you know there used to be a black singer that was called Michael Jackson

They even sound similar

>>71580752
wine

>>71580750
Stop blocking my path, please.

>>71580806
but i'm more english than he is

>>71580837
>I have impossibly high standards
is it because of the ol' porn?

if it is, just stop looking at porn for a few motnhs, you'll be good as new

Does anyone hate Aussies as much as I do?

>>71580994
Depends, are you Prince Philip?

If not then Prince Philip does

>posted first
>most posters
>not by a pass fucker
the choice is clear
>>71580709

What does the small dots between road lines mean? Why can't you just drive on the right side and follow the right rule like everyone else? I hate driving in the UK!

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The function of propaganda does not lie in the scientific training of the individual, but in calling the masses' attention to certain facts, processes, necessities, etc., whose significance is thus for the first time placed within their field of vision ...

All propaganda must be popular and its intellectual level must be adjusted to the most limited intelligence among those it is addressed to. Consequently, the greater the mass it is intended to reach, the lower its purely intellectual level will have to be.

But if, as in propaganda for sticking out a war, the aim is to influence a whole people, we must avoid excessive intellectual demands on our public, and too much caution cannot be extended in this direction.

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You sissy brit bois wanna rumble?

Business idea:

>50% of my disposable income into low-risk stocks/ISA with an expected ROI of 2% p/a
>40% of my disposable income into mid-risk stocks with an expected ROI of 5% p/a
>10% of my disposable income into high-risk stocks with an expected ROI of 15%p/a

Pursue this investment strategy for 10 years whilst living a frugal lifestyle, and then never working another day in my life.

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>>71581091
yeh. this is me.

>>71581090
looks like Owen Jones in the thumbnail

Are Tim confirmed for Owen's dad.

>>71581102
Tax Your Mum

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>tfw no Piper Perri gf

>>71581089
Left side best side. Ireland, Australia, NZ, South Africa, Japan and India would also agree.

you have well and truly fucked /brit/ well done lads
FUCKING spastics

>>71581149
Just put 90% of your income in a vanguard LS80 (i.e. 80% index tracking fund & 20% even safer bonds) and use 10% on risky stock picks or junk bonds.

>>71581177
>India
dubious at best

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@71581156
>another (You) to my collection
thanks la

>>71581089
left side is statistically safer.

>>71581173
What's her story

would probably be able to shag some of these youtube 'personality' girls if I ran into them in London, doubt it though, they probably hang around in plebby areas.

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>No Proxy Paige gf

She seems so nice bros :(

Anyone used this?

http://pcgames-download.net/2016/12/sid-meiers-civilization-vi-summer-2017-edition-dlc-packs-reloaded-crack/

>>71578486
christ they're all ugly as sin

bottom right is cute however

>>71581222
What's the expected ROI on a vanguard LS80? Also, is it easy to withdraw funds from one, if needed? I don't expect to, but it would be nice to have the option.

>>71581320
enjoy your virus m8

>>71581288
>>71581177
But what's with the tiny dot between traffic lines?

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Australian weaponry of warfare.

>>71578486
charli crushes all of them

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the gf

>>71581320
just get t' 'mble 'ndle

>>71581354
is google broken? fuck off

>>71581299

>tfw you'll never face fuck her while she fingers your buttwhole.

jdimsa

day 7 of nofap here

you lads can't even comprehend how much life is when you are clean and sober

>>71581368
Sorry mate. I don't speak meme retard.

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*blocks your path*

>>71581328
30% in last year, 11% annual avg. over last 5 years.

just tracks the market, probably 6-8% inclduding down-swings.

I worry that future generations won't understand how much time we spent sitting and typing

>>71581354
Cat eyes

How do we get rid of Leafs once and for all?

>>71581399
how much is it?

>>71581414
just get the humble bundle

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Shallam my brothers

>>71581365
P E C K H A M
E
C
K
H
A
M

>>71581452
rake

Dont put your money into indexed funds, the stock market is up for another large correction within 2 years.

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>>71581452
Just get the Aussies in

>>71578486
every party is getting canceled due to weather
slots and the pc tonight is the plan

>>71581497
arent parties indoors? why would some rain stop the party

where the hood where the hood @

>>71581365
who this

i can't take no L ima sore loser

mrchicity is the only good youtube video maker

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@71581492
We take (You)s as payment.

>ywn live in iceland and spend a blackout with your icelandic bf making love

>>71581533
have that nigga in the cut
where the wood at?

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>5'6

fucking hate having work at 7 in the morning
can't go out tonight

>>71581533
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

they said i only make violent songs
but its a violent world and im a violent don

>>71581542
https://www.instagram.com/dotttiejames/

>>71581464
For £50?

>>71581582
how is this real nigga
hahaha like go to india and get your legs broke nigga

ahhaha like at least be 5'9 nigga hahaha like move to cambodia nigga

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Can i get ONE (1) last (You) before bed?

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daisy is a proper english rose t b h

>>71581641
unironically tried to get that surgery done but my insurance wont cover it haha fuck me dead

>>71581680
why would they? start earning more lil nigga

>>71581648
Good post

>>71581678
>gif
fuck off

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>>71581648
shant

>>71581609
ty

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chinese is very easy to learn the basics of

recommend it t bh for when they take over

why don't the aussies love us back

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SLAP ME HARDER YOU FUCKIN PUSSY

>>71581648
nice

>>71581532
>rain
the sea is literally flowing into the part of the town that is closest to the sea
snow over doors is expected
no flights (performers cant get here from rvk)

>>71581736
>implying africans are intelligent enough to learn mandarin

english will remain the international lingua franca

>>71581748
IT AINT ME

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I miss doing drugs

>>71581772
Iceland isn't made for humans, you're just angering God by continuing to live there

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@71581706
@71581716
Im all take, and no give, aha lads, thanks for the (You)'s

Night la

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slags desu

>>71581816
business idea: shag 1 marry 2

>>71581841
Giving away half your money is charity, not business.

>>71581370
But if i google, i give money to jews who plot the fall of Anglo supremacy, i can't do that now, can i?

>>71581794
dont do em lad

>>71581862
heh

r-roasties amirite?

dff

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>>71581781
https://youtu.be/A0C4_88ub_M?t=1h12m38s

having a browse of the ol' adultwork

might pay £80 for an hour of intimacy with another human being

I was at the store lads and this bloody gyppo was sitting right at one of the bloody entrances forcing everyone to use the other causing a bottleneck to avoid this bloody gyppo. FUCK THE EU.

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Aussie slag i dated

>>71581989
I'll be intimate with you for a few tins of Guinness

>>71581989
giz a can of carling and you can pound my boipucci into oblivion

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>>71581981
>eternal dragon

>>71581801
>australia
?????

>>71582035
>>71582054
cheers lads but I have been cursed with the blight of heterosexuality

>>71582084
He's an emu

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>leafs

Why are they so fucking stupid??

I know your secret you aren't british you're english

>>71582129
>etobicoke

what is it about white people that makes them not reproduce

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>>71582009

NEED a second bf.

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>>71582163
a canadian is a canadian is a canadian

>>71582181
children are an inconvenience to the modern western lifestyle

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This flip slag i picked up for a quick root at the gym would punch my nut sack until i came

>>71582129
Best breed desu

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>£27 (twenty-seven pounds sterling) to fly from belfast to london

what the FUCK

why is it so cheap? meanwhile a train from london to bristol is £60

>/d/ thread updates
>it's just autists arguing
fucking wankers

>>71582241
chubby chaser hey mate haha

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more of the gook slag tbqh

Marriage is a failed institution.

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funny to think there isn't a single person in this thread I couldn't knock out with a single punch

>>71582279
tbqh lad, had just finished leg day and my dick was as hard as a rock, she was mirin' me as i was lifting the whole time

A man needs to nut inside something, know what im saying, familia?

>>71582321
>funny to think there isn't a single person in this thread I could knock out with a single punch
yeah proper funny that

>>71582321
Yourself?

>>71582272
Silly brit, planes and trucks are superior, they've only been jewed in europe.

>>71582272
because train operators are greedy

>>71582331
Fucking hate this gimp-faced liberal faggot

>inb4 FOY

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>need to leave the warmth of my flat and venture out to get some beer soon

not a fan

What's your favourite time of day? Be honest ;-)

>>71582296
agreed

you could save the 10 grand and invest it in solar powered cars

>>71582394
Any time I'm with you x

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>boss has been a twat to me ever since the new year because his wife cheated on him and fucked off
>giving me grief over nothing, trying to pile pressure on me
>have had enough
>hand my notice in, decide to be nice and stay for the next 3 weeks to put the finishing touches on a publication we're producing for the French embassy out of kind
>CEO passes on to him that I'm leaving
>goes turboautism on me
>shouting and screaming in front of the whole office, questioning my integrity, calling me every name under the sun
>he finishes his rant and goes out to lunch
>delete all the assets for the publications, along with all of my emails off of the server, empty recycle bin
>leave at 1:20pm
>go home
>43 missed calls

my chances of getting a reference are absolutely fucked but I don't care. Imagining the little twat blow a gasket over this with the embassy up his arse is worth it

I still have the assets at home so maybe I'll pass them on to one of our team so they can finish him but I think I'll take my time

>>71582394
when i go to sleep
when im walking outside

>>71582391
going on adventures is fun

>>71582394
the time aussies are in bed

>>71582389
FOY

>>71582391
Want a walking buddy? :3

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>Fucking hate this gimp-faced liberal faggot

>>inb4 FOY

>>71582394
14:21

>>71582394
that bit of thinking i do right before i go to sleep, wishing for my death

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Another grill i used to nut inside on the regular tbqh

I want to make you virgins feel guilty so you can finally go out there and get some poon

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>>71582418

>>71582451
what an absolute horror

looks like flesh pulled over a halloween mask

>>71582431
*snuggles up to you*

hmmmm maybe

*grazes your thigh with my hand*

whoops silly me!

>>71582416
You're such a hopeless romantic :) come here big fella

>>71582418
Legend.

>had a meeting planned
>end up arriving 30 minutes earlier for no particular reason
>walk around to make time pass
>end up late because i walked too much and didnt see time pass

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Ah yes the high school (ex) gf
>mfw she was a qt pure alpha virgin gf back in the day
>mfw she is now a slag, pushing up tits she doesnt have
Lads tbqh

>>71582418
>>delete all the assets for the publications, along with all of my emails off of the server, empty recycle bin
recovered from server backups in a few hours unless its a really cheap company that doesn't back up properly. if they allow stuff to sit on local harddrives unreplicated to a server they deserve all they got.

>>71582515
felt like 30 minutes had passed reading this boring shite

>>71582517
bit weird turtlemong

>>71582355
could EASILY knock myself out with a swift uppercut

just went to H&M to buy an outfit for going out tonight

ended up spending a weeks wages haha :/

>>71582522
only a small team, we have a 3rd party IT group that does work for us but last time someone's email was down it took them a week to swing by

can't see them recovering anything any time soon

>>71582530
sorry

>>71582474
Easy there lad let's pick up the beer first and see how things go from there

>>71582418
i bet there's more to this than meets the eye

i doubt anyone would go off on someone like that without deserving it at least somewhat

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americans really do believe that their police don't have enough power and that their military and israel don't get enough money

>>71578486
Are Albanians white? Rita ora looks like she is part nigger

>>71582563
H&M is pretty cheap though
Express gets pretty pricey

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>>71582577
did you fucking make that yourself loooooool

looks budget as fuck you absolute queg

here, take this out of pity

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>>71582473
Ahhh yes, a Dutch girl i pretended to be bf/gf with, turned her into a huge slut in the process tbqh, only wanted noods

>>71582577
the latter is true
forza israel fuck the arabs haha

>>71582572
maybe, maybe not

middle manager types are some of the lowest scum on the planet

moderately intelligent, but not enough to be special. Get a sniff of "power" and develop a huge fucking complex about it

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off to university of illinois next month for 10 days lads

how much yank poon do you think I'll conquer?

my bet is somewhere between 0 and 2

>>71582611
my sister

watching the new slater video

>ywn be a laid back funny americana lad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbEcYsOFII

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rate dinner lads

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Ah yes, this one was absolutely obsessed with me in high school

She would suck me dry in the fire escape on the regular

>>71582663
far too much makeup

>>71582657
Tempted.

>>71582588
nothing is cheap when you're on minimum wage my man

>>71582657
Your fish sticks and French fries look like shit desu

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>>71582627
Why

>>71582657
jealous/10

>>71582657
Looks alri. Had fish & chips last night and it was soggy af.

>>71582645
Why doesn't he post on /fa/ anymore?

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https://youtu.be/YRpOfPMZFns?t=49s

screaming @ the chinky's depiction of the welsh

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Ah yes, this one was absolutely obsessed with me in high school

She would suck me dry in the fire escape on the regular

>>71582657
>fish and chips
>in a box

You've got some curry sauce as well haven't you poortherner?

Time for some guided meditation boys
First let's expel all the bad air... breath it all out very deliberately, and hoooold, not too long, just long enough to become aware of the state of having your lungs properly emptied... then slowly and confidently breathe in a nice big lungful of fresh air. Hold it for a bit, appreciate it, then let it out just as slowly as you breathed it in.
How are you feeling now?

Only the Jew knew that by an able and persistent use of propaganda heaven itself can be presented to the people as if it were hell and, vice versa, the most miserable kind of life can be presented as if it were paradise.

>>71582685
True dat bruv
What'd you cop?

>>71582711
good post

>>71582688
sacrilege. the battered sausage is a british tradition.

>>71582657
Had the same haha

>>71582702
they don't deserve him

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Ah yes, the girl on the right was this girls >>71582451 best friend at the time

I dumped the other one and got with her, nutted inside her on the regular, and watched them both go ape shit on facebook

>>71582688
>fish sticks
oh dear

alright lads

well lads I ate eggs on toast for dinner, feeling VERY unsatisfied. Trying to conserve shekels after I blew £180 on a bender last weekend smdh

>>71582717
this 2bh
fish and chips should ONLY come in a ridiculous amount of paper that is impossible to fold back up again

>>71582731
fucked it up a bit, no meme arrows

If I punched myself I'm so hard I think I could knock my self out, but then again I'm so hard I reckon I could take it.

>>71582770
bit gay

>>71582627
Loads, yank girls are desperate for the BBC (Big Brit Cock)

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>tfw you can no longer cum on her pretty little face
Lads, this Polish broad was tip top tbqh

>>71582754
why are you posting all this

you are so easy to dox rn

fish & chips should be like a pass-the-parcel for a party of 40 childrenm

>>71582717
>southerners thinking they have the superior chippies
Rolling on the floor laughing my arse off.

>>71582808
It's a shit gimmick

got a pretty small willy and absolutely no self confidence

>>71582808
He's lying

>>71582788
Impossible to knock yourself out mate, your unconscience will intervene if you try

>local chippy closed down
>nearest one is now 20 mins away

>>71582788
nothing to do with being "hard"

your fat pie-eating alehouse footie fan brawlers are "hard"

I'm all technique and training bby x

>watching Wrestlemania
>there's someone in the crowd flying an England flag with Ipswich Town FC on

wot

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>>71582828
>poorthern subhumans think they do anything superior

>>71582807
but remain voters told us poles were white???

>>71582854
you must be a southerner

>>71582837
Would rail the one on the left.

>>71582839
Want to put some money on that mate
*runs head first into a brick wall*

>>71582839
>unconscience

>>71582860
good lads

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>tfw this girl was 15 1/2 and i was 18 at the time
>her brother was in my Biology class
>she wanted to fuck me/date me
>never worried about it did
She was a Hungarian lass with a Scottish accent, quite qt tbqh

>>71582854
>chippy
its chipper, moron

>>71582860
UP THE TRACTOR BOYS

>>71582876
have you considered that someone could be from poland but have parents or grandparents who aren't?

you fucking idiot

popping down to the chipperie anyone hungry

>>71582900
Hot chip shop 2bh

creps check?

>>71582900
shit paki-tier gimmick, fuck off back to redddit

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you just KNOW

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>>71582921
The Chip Palace you say?

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Current girl im with

Lads, what do you think of all of which i have posted tbqh

Are you sissy brit bois finally ready to go out and get laid?

>>71582894
Are you from Ipswich?

Derby is on this weekend isn't it.

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https://youtu.be/_vA-iaGeinU

lads, if the falklands were invaded again, would you sign up?

personally, I would love to fire a gun and kill some argies and wouldn't mind dying for the country

>>71582947
no

>>71582947
haven't seen a single one above 6/10

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Me with the bat

>>71582837
would rail all of them

anyone here a white van man

is the work bants any edgier than mine is

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>>71582983
Why not la?

>>71582987
Here is your (You)

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me with the pat

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>his country doesn't have chip trucks

regularly steal food from my housemates 2bh. the trick is to take small enough amounts that they dont notice.

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Comfy. x

>>71582977
its a shitty place to fight lad, constant wind, no trees, few roads. almost certain death if you go in the sea. plus another invasion is very unlikely, the argie navy only puts its subs to sea for a week a year and their fleet and munitions across their military are dated and lacking.

>>71583016
wipe that slap off their face and lets see what they're saying

state of their greasy boats

YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO BIG FOR YOUR BEWTS

>pakis posting their paki pets

Nah thanks. Cats are shit.

That aspie cunt I houseshare with has stolen my food again. I thinks I don't know.

>>71582947
i will actually pay you to fuck off for the rest of the night

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Also comfy. x

>>71582977
>would you sign up?
no because the army is for mongs

>>71583053
ANY TIME I SAY WOI OI IT'S A WHEELUP

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>>71583025
chip vans (that actually move unlike yours) are all over the place, retard

>>71583082
woi oi oi

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currently got a smooth, soft sausage passing between my cheeks

Stole some dickheads food lads
Can't wait to see him spurge

>>71582977
I would but I'm not allowed to fight to join the army, all the best though.

>>71583025
>truck
FOY

>>71583058
haha I bet you pick up your dogs shit with little plastic bags

pathetic lad

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>>71583025

gonna smash a can of monster lads

gonna be a fucking mental evening

anyone else sometimes put your poo back into your arse in case you missed out on nutrients first time round?

>>71582872
>best footie teams
>best soldiers
>best musicians
>best national parks
>best pubs
>best breweries
That's just off the top of my head, I could go all day. Can't think of one thing southerners do better. Electing muslims?

>>71583122
*empties litterbox*

>>71583083
>mobile fish & chip shop
mobile gastroenteritis shop 2bh

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>>71583116
>mfw I have IBS so I can't join the forces

Spotted a paki, fellas>>71583122

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>>71582934
rate
wearing a matching green jacket too

>>71583161
Ummm sweetie Cat goes in the garden and outside.

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>>71583048
All grills are like that familia

Fingered the one on the left tbqh (originally wanted to get with the right but the slag was nothing more than a cock tease)

>>71583161
>litterbox

haha

you just get a catflap for the cat to use and they can take care of themselves in the neighbour's garden

>>71583190
peng blud

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>>71583190
Nice mom jeans

>>71583161
My cat goes in the poo box, you empty and clean it once a week.

Meanwhile dog owners have to pick up turds multiple times a day

>>71583198
so does the dog

>>71583247
i meant by himself.

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gf just had a carrier pigeon send me this

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SHOT TO THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>he has to walk his dog multiple times per day, every day
>he has to pick up his dog's shit or else he'll get fined

dogs are shit

>>71583221
ty
>>71583228
ahh yes, you can really tell by the stitching

>>71583204
you in the black shirt

>>71583239
>letting your cat's shit just sit there for a week

dirty working class cunt

>>71583239
You should clean it every time he goes, even for number one...

>>71583204
Me on the left

>paki trying to defend owning a cat

Fucking state of it

>he doesn't walk his dog in the woods

forgot there were inner-city runts ITT

>>71583281
I can tell by the cut

cats are cool but dogs are better. only pakis and loners think otherwise. mans best friend for a reason.

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the gf

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just revived this in the email inbox

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i w-wish that i had j-jessie's girl

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>>71583276
WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN

owning a dog in a city is cruel.

as someone who has owned both cats and dogs dogs are better than cats in every way

oh fuck off just because cats dont like you because they see youre a cunt instantly, you dont have to pretend others are pakis

>haha I called him a paki again

imagine being such a dullard that your only insult is to call someone a paki

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>>71582934

wish i had a gf

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>>71583309
I fingered you now, did i lad?

>>71583284
Nah, just thirsty cunts

>>71583298
>>71583302
Actually I lie, I pick out the turds when she does a shit and flush them down the loo.

You can't clean it every time they go for a piss though.

Feel like a mong now, but at least cat shits are firm, dog shits are wet.

>>71583384
if i was him i'd notice how triggered it makes you and continue using it.

>>71583397
*strokes your leg*

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the gf

>>71583390
socks need to match the shoes not the trousers lad
otherwise peng

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crepes check

self inserted to interracial porn again lads

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the friend who is also a girl