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slags edition
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this is the official one.

fuck pass cunts
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>>71578474
Premier pour les gros pénis canadiens français qui attendent cette jolie dame
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>>71578507
feels good being a 4channer™ to be honest haha
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>too slow even with a pass
HOWLING
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39077293
>Heterosexual women have fewer orgasms than men or lesbian or bisexual women, a study suggests.

>The findings came from a study of 52,600 people in the US, exploring the "orgasm gap" between the genders and different sexual orientations.

>The study, by Indiana University, Chapman University and Claremont Graduate University, showed the proportion of people who usually orgasmed was:

65% of heterosexual women
66% of bisexual women
86% of lesbian women
88% of bisexual men
89% of gay men
95% of heterosexual men

>The research team said: "The findings, however, indicate that this orgasm gap can be reduced.

>"The fact that lesbian women orgasmed more often than heterosexual women indicates that many heterosexual women could experience higher rates of orgasm."
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meeting a 45 year old twink later off grindr says he wants to power fuck me, any advice?
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gf just taped this image to a nuclear missile and aimed it at my house
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>>71578474
top slag
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>>71578562
wigan warriors don't play rugby
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>>71578508

a bit gay frank
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>>71578578
Aussie posted first, don't start this thread wars bollocks
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This Reviewbrah character is great, but what if he was 10 years older, had a job in menial labour, and excessive drinking problem, and was from Georgia.

It would sell better to the masses.
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>>71578541
bullshit this was made by a bender, i make my gf quit every time we shag
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>>71578573
shame her likely teenage bulimia stopped her growing anything
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league >>>>>>>>>>>> yuneyen
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>>71578474
Need a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og
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*poops*
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>>71578636
still has a tight body
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>Donald Trump has described the European Union as “wonderful” and said he is “totally in favour of it”, despite having in the past praised Britain as “smart” for pursuing Brexit.

Brexit knuckle dragging retards played like a fiddle
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just found out a meme i made for /int/ was put on knowyourmeme but was attributed to some guy who reuploaded it to youtube under the title 'Australia on /pol/'
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>middle of february
>75 and sunny outside

starting to believe in this 'global warming' myth
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>>71578627
do go on
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>>71578629
>i make my gf quit every time we shag

....ok
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>>71578636
big tits are overrated
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>>71578671
the australian dancing?
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Any of you see Charlotte on The Chase? Top tier qt. I'm in love.
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never knew that Hitler actually really liked England and if we had just let him roll over on us he would have given us special status
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>>71578671
be glad it's out there, not everybody can make a meme. x
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>>71578705
meant to say squirt haha well buggered that up x
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>>71578667
yeah because now mummy may is gonna lick his asshole because we burnt our bridges with our European trade allies
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>>71578695
>global warming

wow shitlord

the correct term is "climate change"
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>>71578717
Yeah, canny lass
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>>71578715
yeah
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>>71578474
wow /brit/ is fast
went from 0 to 40 posts in 4 min
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>>71578706
she barely even has small ones
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SUNSHINE

MOONLIGHT

GOOD TIMES

BOOGIE
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The lunch, lads.

I'm cultivating mass for the Smash Bros tournament next weekend.
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>>71578745
shame
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>>71578667
mongs
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help me laaa.

whenever i see women and they are checking me out, all i can think of is *brrrraaaaaappppp*...what do i doooooo
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>>71578774
>SUNSHINE
lel how much do you get it per day?
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>>71578695
>tfw officially autumn(best season) next week
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breath of the wild looks very fun lads

might buy a switch for it
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>>71578832
a fair amount
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>>71578830
*forgot image
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gf liek this
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>>71578799
looks really unappealing
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GIANT

TROPICAL

CENTIPEDES
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>>71578830
> women checking you out
You've already won 99% of the battle.

If you want a woman, she will never let you have her.

If a woman wants you, she will pick you up with both hands and abduct you.

Just walk straight up to her and pull out your cock. She will fellate you right then and there.
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>>71578765
we give the people what they want (slags)
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Il y en a qui parlent français ici? No bulli pls
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>>71578916
Bit old but I'd still fugg him.
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>>71578474
>>71578573
>>71578658
>>71578837
Really loving this slag. Who is she? I'm diamonds right now
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honestly don't understand the easter gimmick but i still lose it every time i see that frog
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vote for me

everyone gets a slag
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>>71577241
why did this lad say this while posting tim?

what could 'force' him to stop taking life seriously?
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almost beer time
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>>71578916
I'd fuck the shit out of Trudeau if he wasn't Canadian
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>>71578833
>autumn during spring
absolute madmen


>>71578940
https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/

[spoiler]jaden smiths gf[/spoiler]
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>>71578899
but all i think of is *brrrappp* from her bum and it is so unapppeeeeaaling
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>>71578922
me on the right
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>>71578860
how fair? here we get from approx. 6am to 5pm in winter and 5.30am to 7.50pm in summer
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>>71578650
Literal perfection
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>>71578953
its 5 o''clock somewhere
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How often do you go to the pub alone? Thought about doing it. Do you sit at the bar or at a table?
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i hate my life and everyone in it
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>>71578953
Drinking time started 3 minutes ago

I'm late
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>>71578929
no parle francais
oui parle anglais
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>>71579008
at a table that i booked beforehand
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>>71579008
at the bar
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I support intersectional feminism but only women can decide if I'm a feminist
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>>71579012
fuck u then desu
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going to succumb to a poo soon
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*Trump is elected*
NASA: shit
*few weeks later*
NASA: ok we've discovered 7 new planets that everyone can live on
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>>71578953
>arabic tatoo
y
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>>71578939
>>71578974
t. Canadacucks in disguise
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>>71578929
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>>71579008
sometimes I might do it a few times in a week, others I'll go months without doing it at all

would always choose a pub where I knew owners/bar staff though
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>intersectional feminism
why not just call yourself a marxist you self centred cunt
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No cummies for neet losers
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>>71579008
never, might aswell stay at home and not look like a desperate retard
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>>71579064
This.

I cannot define my identity in relation to an oppressed group unless they define me that way as well.

That is why I also do not identify as a non-racist. It is up to the oppressed races of the world to decide if I have done enough to override my own whiteness and be considered a non-racist.
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>>71579076
stop copypasting your friends' facebook statuses here please
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afternoon lads

what's good
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>>71579088
How do you know this movie?
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>>71579008
literally never been to a pub or club
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just cracked open a bear lads
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>>71579123
ACT
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>>71579076
>>71579076
lol xD
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>>71579169
get out please you're not worth the (You)
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>>71579158
It's a benderkino.
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seriously contemplating doing a sleep
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>>71579123
had my fill when I was a proto-normie then the celibacy life chose me
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>>71579080
Arab is one of the three Oriental languages you get tattooed on your body because it gives the appearance of being meaningful without meaning anything at all.

> chinese tattoo
Pleb-tier
> hindi tattoo
Demi-enlightened
> arabic tattoo
Alhumdullilah
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>>71579008
Rarely

If I'm early to meet somebody or on a bit of a bender I might have one pint solo. Sit at at a table and read my phone like a neek
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im a big fan of film but i have a lot of trouble forcing myself to commit to them
like what if i miss a great post on /brit/ in those two hours?
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This thread's going a little too well for my liking
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>>71579008
only when it looks like I am travelling which I usually am
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slags
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Thoughts?
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Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
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male slags
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71579350
bender
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>>71579285
Because americans are unicornically not posting much
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>>71579354
all me
might shag a fat ting tonight
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the name's Dur, Benjamin Dur. Ben for short.
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>>71579221
weak post
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>>71579350
no
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>>71579267
>it gives the appearance of being meaningful without meaning anything at all.

>google translate
>meaningful

yeah tattoos are overrated are overrated no matter what language
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>Welcome home sir

What do?
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There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realise that what you see is all that you will ever be. And then you accept it. Or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking in mirrors.
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>>71579425
*teleports to bedroom*
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>>71579425
ask how i walked onto the set of the 60s edition of call the midwife
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>>71579425
Prepare the Amontillado and the Cohibas.

It's going to be a quite night tonight.
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execute all neets
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>>71579200
nice arse desu
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rule britannia
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>>71579399
Don't reply to Leafs, Tree.
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Kappa
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>>71579354
slag is the default setting for men
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>>71579399
A
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Feminine bf please
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rahh stormzy done his ting with this album ya kna
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>>71579088
how does the scenario presented there conclude? does one of them hastily pull his pants down and receive a bumming? bumming seems like something you have to prepare for so precludes any passionate spontaneity that hetero couples can enjoy.

do they instead just opt for oral or wanking each other off? doesn't seem very satisfying to succumb to your raw primal urges and then have to settle for something less penetrative, less instinctual and less enjoyable which can only be enjoyed by one person at at time (oral).

the cathartic release people experience with spontaneous penetrative sex is good for mental health. maybe this is a contributing factor to the high levels of mental health issues found in homosexual individuals.

dont think being a bender is for me 2bh. 5/10 lifestyle choice.
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>>71579399
>google translate
most people wouldn't bother to work out where the appropriate buttons are for non-latin script
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I don't want realism. I want magic! Yes, yes, magic! I try to give that to people. I misrepresent things to them. I don't tell the truth, I tell what ought to be the truth. And it that's sinful, then let me be damned for it!
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>>71579479
we only speak english because BASED america

britannia is irrelevant 2bh
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care not do i
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would not mind giving her my spicy salami
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>thanks for taking me out, anon
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>>71579548
An intriguing post which echoes many of my musings regarding homosexuality.
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>>71579564
you're going to have to be more sycophantic if the seppos are going to let you immigrate pal
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>>71579548
you can prepare yourself in advance if you think there's a chance of sex.
though you don't have to have anal sex at all, just bee yourself. x
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>>71579549
Google translare can use images. I guess they can't load in straya
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Lads, thinking about migrating to the UK and getting citizenship since commonwealth and shit, thoughts?
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opinions on /x/ and the photo?

well /pol/ but i don't mention that board
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>>71579611
Fuck off we're full
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>>71579611
nah
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>>71579597
>mfw i'm smart enough to understand this post
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>>71579639
what photo
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>>71579611
would rather you didn't
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>>71579611
dunno why you'd want to leave the bahamas but sure
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>>71579611
rorke is about to shit pants haha
if you have skills to offer, you're ok in my book
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>>71579611
dont think you'll like it here.
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>>71579549
there's plenty on arabs in the UK but yeah you got a point who cares it's a permanent tattoo
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>>71579611
sure thing, carribeans are usually nice people as far as I' concerned
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>>71579654
too late
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American slags
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He who would live must fight. He who doesn't wish to fight in this world, where permanent struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist.
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>>71579611
why the fuck would you leave the BAHAMAS to come her

kek

KEK
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Hilter was a man of the people. He never wanted war.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuCzUsT52Ic
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>>71579697
Wish I was happy 2bh.
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>>71579697
very nice
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its doctors gerbils world
its doctors gerbils world
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Considering doing a dab
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go cut me a switch
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>>71579611
yeah, thinking about it too my lad married a brit
thinking about doing it maybe I'll find someone
dating sites is one of the options
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>>71579763
post fucking machines
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>>71579681
no we don' have many arabs
south asains we have loads of
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It will be my policy from now on to never reply or acknowledge in any way those autistic posts that reply to another poster without providing a link to the post they are referring to.

I encourage the right-thinking anons of /brit/ to join me in denying these shitposting faggots of the attention they childishly demand.

Starting from... Now.
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>>71579734
all he wanted to do was invade other countries and exterminate large swathes of various populations without reprisal. what a top fella.
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why are phone screenshots on 4chan always super normalfag
usually samshit with ugly status bar, using a browser to post

maybe its because i always see them on /pol/
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I like sex pistols. They are legend. still better than any other shit music. I expect bands like them coming back from the UK. Are the punks still existing in the UK? If so, any recommendations?
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The scream of the twelve-inch shrapnel is more penetrating than the hiss from a thousand Jewish newspaper vipers. Therefore let them go on with their hissing.
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>>71579697
R u a girl
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I wonder how people of Copeland feel today seeing Tories trying to prevent protection to victims of domestic violence
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>>71579697
what about being depressed and seing the world for what it really is?


>>71579710
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>>71579781
Are you the really fat one?
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>>71579781
you are not commonwealth
fuck off
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>>71578953
a disgusting trashy Kate Mara
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>26 years old
>Finally get a full time job after applying for 3 years and getting no luck
>Job in Aldi

>2 days after getting my new job
>The new "trainee regional manager" walks in
>He's 21 years old
>He earns £70,000
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That paki on here, the one that always looks for an argument. I wish he'd fuck off and die.
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>>71579806
why
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>>71579710
that bulge better be a tucked penis
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If the race is in danger of being oppressed or even exterminated the question of legality is only of secondary importance. The established power may in such a case employ only those means which are recognised as 'legal'. yet the instinct of self-preservation on the part of the oppressed will always justify, to the highest degree, the employment of all possible resources.
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>>71579784
Shitest, most unfunny and tedious gimmick on here. KYS.
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>>71579832
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>>71579842
rorke, stop posting hitler videos
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>>71579812
>Shitehaven
>Workington
>Pootle
>MILLOM
>people
don't even try and think you understand anything about """Copeland""" southern runt
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>>71579781
leb anons welcome
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>>71579796
Hows this
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>>71579818
nah that's the swede

>>71579819
who are you m8 to tell me what I am
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>>71579795

>all he wanted to do was invade other countries
Rightful German clay that was taken because of WW1. Why wasn't war declared on Russia? Why does no one persecute the Polish for their death camps?

>exterminate large swathes of various populations without reprisal

Lie. He believed in the greatness of every nation. The Wehrmacht was probably one of the most diverse armies.
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>>71579884
That's the best episode of a great show.
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>>71579709
>>71579709
>>71579709
>>71579709
>>71579709
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>>71579842
i feel the same way about that fucking know-it-all canadian. terrible poster.
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>>71579902
not your best phimo
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>>71579910
EXACTLY what i mean
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>>71579902
>198 posts
>top of page 1
fuck off
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Are you Muslim, Christian, or Jew? You guys are pretty evenly divided between all three.
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>absolutely no-one knows about the photo

ok..
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>>71579937
not me
but i WAS going to use this and 'brit on the left edition' if i was quick enough for the next thread
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>>71579949
>he doesn't have 4chanX
>he can't see cross thread previews
retard
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The question of 'nationalising' a people is first and foremost one of establishing healthy social conditions which will furnish the grounds that are necessary for the education of the individual.

For only when family upbringing and school education have inculcated in the individual a knowledge of the cultural and economic and, above all, the political greatness of his own country - then, and then only, will it be possible for him to feel proud of being a citizen of such a country.
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*blocks your path*
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gooning to her song for the 5th night in a row
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>>71579882
dont get why they dont just tell me to fok or call me rasheedstein if you they hate my posts so much
mind of rorkes is a mysterious thing
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>>71579967
vegan
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>>71579983
>extensions for 4chan
>fucking 4chan

sort yourself out mate
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I think I'm going to need to quit my call centre job

Just like with my previous jobs I'm harbouring extreme hatred and obsession for my coworkers

Also, everyday I get a few people mad at me, they say they'll complain
Being shouted at feels bad

I need to do this for my own mental wellbeing
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>>71579832
They start on £40,000 and get an Audi A4
It's for graduates only though
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>>71580002
What IS a rorke? I've been coming to /brit/ for a month now and still haven't got a good answer.
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>>71579988
Ew a span*ard
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>>71580002
israelis are rorkes by default
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Art and science were in German hands. Apart from the new artistic trash, which might easily have been produced by a negro tribe, all genuine artistic inspiration came from the German section of the population.
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>get home from work
>dying for a wee
>do a wee
>leave toilet
>suddenly need a poo 2 minutes later
why must life be so complicated lads
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>>71580002
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>>71580056
not your 2nd best phimo
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>>71580032
its just money

at the end of the day you're managing an aldi
would rather do something moderately interesting for 20k
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>>71580028
lop your knob off

should feel right as rain then
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>>71580032
I'd rather buy a mustang at that price 2bh
priorties i guess (or lack of them)
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>>71580025
>get baited
>cries because he got exposed
>what is a userscript
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>This stupid cunt given aussie attention-seekers (You)s

Hope he chokes on his vomit.
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anyone want their head caved in
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>>71580102
I have no T, my dick is a non entity
I can't get erect and have no labido
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>>71580118
rorke
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anyone want their bum cummed in
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>>71580127
*heems you*
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>>71580150
rasheed
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>>71580148
bet you regret it now
be honest

can you grow your balls back?
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What's a good career for someone who wants to never see another human being in the flesh again? There must be jobs that pay more because it requires complete physical isolation from society.

Something like a lighthouse keeper or weather station maintenance man. Ideas?
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new business idea
dying of cancer
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could smash any paddy's head clean off his shoulders with one punch
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zac(h)
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>>71580103
Well with £40k you could finance a V8 and use it as a weekend car
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>>71580194
thanks man
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@71579902
BTFO

Kill yourself Abo cunt
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>>71580187
good m8 of mine tried this. didn't look like fun desu
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>>71580174
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>>71578474
sarah snyder's probably my favourite instagram slag
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spoon
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Business idea: Catholic vs Protestant boxing/mma fights
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might do an ol' 'leep
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What are some things women will never understand?
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>>71580152
Yes

>>71580183
I'm not sure, I think so
That's why people get their testicles removed (ochi), to kill their T

>>71580185
No such thing
Normies will harass you in the morning time. The period before work strarts
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Business idea: Antifa vs Neo-nazi boxing/mma fights
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>>71580260
4chan
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>>71580044
rorke is the saviour of /brit/
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there's a turk in me cupboard lads

what do
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>>71580283
You're such an idiot to think that.
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Im back. You think this is a mother fucking game?

Hand over the (You) now!
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>>71580260
Spending 9 hours in your bedroom edging to JOI videos.
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>>71580260
Men's desire to rape
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thanks a lot to that Aussie who posted humble bundle, very much appreciated for 12 quid. civ v with BNW+G&Ks+DLC pack. civ beyond earth with both expansion packs

bit annoying there was only vouchers for civ vi, cant complain though
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might start a >>>/qst/ about rorke and rasheed
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>>71580250
the slaggest
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>>71580260
4chan
LoTR
Master and Commander
Anime
Slagposting
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>Labour lost a seat it's held for 70 years to the governing party
>Labour only just managed to hold another safe seat

Jesus Christ. I don't think it could get much worse for them
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>>71580322
DON'T BULLY >;(
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@71580326

THIS IS A STICKUP
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>>71580322
I know, my testicles are tiny now
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>>71580260
Turn-based strategy games.
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>>71580322
>4chan.org
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ribena is such a fucking mental case. jfc.
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playing a bit of the ol' Fallout 2
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Browsing the ol' 'roo for some scran
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>>71580064
France? :(
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@71580368
Give me the fucking (You) or the girl gets it!
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>>71580355
Anime is for girls

Most characters are female

>>71580408
I can't help the feelings I have
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>>71580336
the 25% off Deluxe makes it the regular price and apparently deluxe is basically just guaranting you all the DLC when it comes out
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lots of copper trucks and cars with the revolving lights earlier
also armor coppers parading around
was weird. thought something bad happened
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>Stoke
>safe seat
>only won because Arch Rorke was JFT96'ed
>The area roughly encompassing the shitholes of Shitehaven, Workington, Pootle and Millom
>safe seat
>2000 vote majority in 2015
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>>71580260
Hobbies
women are dull and uninteresting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ydaSfT7B7g
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>>71580448
just another terror attack ahmed
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pan, hot.
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>>71580435
most anime is targeted as young males though
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16 more minutes for fresh bread out the oven.
With some tomatoes and butter. maybe a bit of olive oil mmm. It's like the next best thing to pizza. x
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>>71580435
Don't care I enjoy watching 2d girls.
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>>71580443
holy cow thanks a lot my man
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>>71580260
economics
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>>71580475
shut the fuck up you twat
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>>71580448
>france has declined so much due to muzzies they've regressed to before the bronze age
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/pol/ is such a fucking cringey /b/-tier normalfag board
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Wish there were more creep shops of lads.
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>>71580485
Butter AND olive oil?
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>>71580320
Close it and turn the key, he will turn back into a toy
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C'MERE YOU
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Hey guess which porno I'm quoting
>urghuh... i'm cummin babe
>uuuaaaghhhh
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>>71580539
here just don't hurt me, please
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>>71580523
awful posture
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>>71580538
Why don't you tell them that to their face instead of being a backstabbing little runt?
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don't remember the last time I was happy haha
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370 in cash makes me feel like a big shot but it would be more useful in my bank account
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>>71580553
yeah but it goes on top of the tomatoes.
ideal would be soft cheese instead of butter but don't have any.
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>>71580533
nice bants la
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>>71580561
y-yes chef?
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VERY important poll

http://www.strawpoll.me/12408844

http://www.strawpoll.me/12408844

http://www.strawpoll.me/12408844
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grimes
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>>71580611
NOW, FUCK OFF
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>>71580613
paki
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>>71580611
Bend over or you're doing the dishes for everyone again.
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>>71580613
you forgot the strip berga
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpK3U4rTqHo

he's a bit of a cunt sometimes
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>>71580642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf7xjZh9uRs
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Recycle:

>>71578486
>>71578486
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i miss when r9k was a great source of greentext stories
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>>71580677
it's shite.

>>71580657
>being a rorke pleb
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>>71580709
>>71580709
>>71580709
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>>71580710
>being a smelly paki
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>>71580719
THIS one lads
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>>71580375
soooo..are you having periods yet
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>>71580597
Nice. I'd chuck a bit of basil on there as well.
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New thread

>>71580753
>>71580753
>>71580753
>>71580753
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