/brit/

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Shitposting all day and night

no JFs allowed below this line
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>>71575425
All white men should be murdered

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I'M STILL WAITING

AH AH AH AH AH

I'M STILL WAITING

>>71575452
>gif
fuck off

>>71575412
>your not the right type of gay
Fuck off

>>71575470
good lad

>>71575536
get out

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>>71575509
>your

vhs > dvds
cassettes > cds
gifs > webms

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hello everyone
this is
running on empty...

Food! Review!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISK7jvxuz-I

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020 THORNTON HEATH ON THE MAP

>>71575541
thinking of getting a back sack and crack wax done lads

>>71575550
Fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0
what is /brit/s opinion?

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Can't wait for the vape to arrive.

M A H O G A N Y

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>>71575633

>>71575457
>>71575457
>>71575457


corr blimey : O

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>>71575470
good idea, i'll start

>>71575645
>>71575652
deported

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>>71575576
I love that little guy.

imagine getting pussy on the reg

>>71575715
i wonder if that guy has any sort of career prospects

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Nigel Farage admitted he chanted English football songs about the Second World War at his German wife days before his 17-year marriage publicly collapsed

Imagine being so far in the closet you call fucking feminine boys not gay

>>71575773
top banter

just went for a walk where it was quiet and dry

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going to do this tomorrow

>>71575741
unfathomable

>>71575805
foy

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>>71575771

>>71575773
What an horrific way to treat the mother of your children.

>>71575788
delete this image for your own sake you pathetic runtlet leaf

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What did he mean by this?

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>>71575506

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why didn't you save her?

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How did the most based politician since Attlee get fucked by the Tories in one of the safest Labour seats in the country?

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A FEMININE BOYFRIEND REEEEEEE

>>71575849
bit gay that

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>>71575741
Sadly, I'm not pic related, so I wouldn't know.

>>71575865
Whitehaven
Millom
Bootle

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>>71575866
Iktf anon

>>71575866
We won't allow it.

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>What an horrific way to treat the mother of your children.

>>71575866
fuck off

>an horrific

>>71575865
Gillian Troughton is blairite scum and openly opposed brexit in a very strong leave seat

>>71575945
it's correct you paki

>>71575877
Shitehaven been there its a shithole within a shithole truly a marvel to all physicists out their

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>>71575869

>>71575865
>republican
>globalist
>spic wife
>wants to raise taxes
>wants centralised economy
>wants to give part of the uk to ireland
>wants to get rid of nukes
>wants to give falklands to the argies
>wants to put even more white guilt into the education system
>wants to do away with nationalism


He is a living meme, he a character of the middle class out of touch north london lefty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STkh15nZ1uA

What does /brit/ think?

a norange
>what did the anglos mean by this?
stop corrupting words

>Corbyn rules out resigning following Labour's defeat in Copeland

The left in this country is literally finished

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>>71575836
This Reviewbrah character is great, but what if he was black, from south London, and only reviewed local chicken joints?

Yeah... that would sell better to the masses.

Can we get rid of fedora its completely overused these days

>>71575859
sosig

>>71575912
Allow it senpai or we gonna take dis ting outside?

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>Can we get rid of fedora its completely overused these days

>>71576012
>>71575980

>>71576012
screeching

>>71576014
would you just fuck off

>>71575994
>>wants to give falklands to the argies
>>wants to put even more white guilt into the education system
>>wants to do away with nationalism
>>wants to give part of the uk to ireland

[citation needed]

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england prevails

reviewbrah is pretty odd

6 years hes' been going

>>71576014
pengest munch is superior, reviewbrah is just a pasty boring faggot

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>Can we get rid of fedora its completely overused these days

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favourite simpsons reaction pic lads?

>>71576111
go post in /cum/, it's dying

>>71575994
He is a crypto-brexitteer, so he isn't all bad.

Perhaps a smidge cowardly and deceptive, but he stopped Labour from going full retard about Brexit like the Lib-Dems and the Greens have.

>>71576140
so is /brit/

>>71576140
we're all dying just at different speeds

>>71576108
>6 years hes' been going

and he's just got to keep going, keep moving

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>>71576140
This yanks and leafs need to FO

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>>71576117
this is a good one

>>71576020
It's like "Reddit." Completely meaningless due to overuse now, other than to make the user look like a 12yo buzzword spouting faggot, pathetically desperate for acceptance from a bunch of anonymous strangers.

Or a "look how funny I am using this cliched meme ironically hahaha, I'm really too good to be here but I'm here anyway ironically haha" fag.

I don't know which is worse.

when should i start drinking today lads?

>>71576195
an hour ago

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> can we get rid of fedora
> its completely overused these days

>It's like "Reddit." Completely meaningless due to overuse now, other than to make the user look like a 12yo buzzword spouting faggot, pathetically desperate for acceptance from a bunch of anonymous strangers.

>Or a "look how funny I am using this cliched meme ironically hahaha, I'm really too good to be here but I'm here anyway ironically haha" fag.

>I don't know which is worse.

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>>71576117

>It's like "Reddit." Completely meaningless due to overuse now, other than to make the user look like a 12yo buzzword spouting faggot, pathetically desperate for acceptance from a bunch of anonymous strangers.

Or a "look how funny I am using this cliched meme ironically hahaha, I'm really too good to be here but I'm here anyway ironically haha" fag.

I don't know which is worse.

>>71575994
>globalist
corbyn is the figurehead of the anti-globalist left
>centralised economy
seeing how he wants to regenerate industry up norf i doubt it
>part of the uk to ireland
l0l
>do away with nationalism
hahaha
>white guilt
hahaha..ha

>>71576224
You forgot your picture.

aslam malekum brothers

inshallah london will be ours

allahu akbar

>>71575994
>>republican
Nothing wrong with this the Queen has no right to any power nominal or not in a country which claims to be a champion of democracy
>>globalist
well known he wanted to leave EU
>>spic wife
Literally nothing wrong with this
>>wants to raise taxes
perhaps to fix the broken hospitals and transport system
>>wants to get rid of nukes
Billions of pounds is wasted on nukes also why would anyone risk nuking a NATO country

>>71575682
how did you get this image

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the goal

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so

5 o'clock in the afternoon then

on a friday

yep

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thoughts?

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>>71576256
Glad to see you posting here.

Is it tough being Mayor of London?

>>71576300
d e a n o
e
a
n
o

>>71576288
if you want to fix the hospitals first you must fix immigration

>>71576101

Falklands

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/24/jeremy-corbyn-power-sharing-deal-falkland-islands-argentina


White guilt in education

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11895043/Children-should-be-taught-about-suffering-under-the-British-Empire-Jeremy-Corbyn-says.html

Anti nationalsm

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/15/jeremy-corbyn-silent-during-national-anthem-battle-of-britain-service

Northern Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5pJccLArhE

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terrible thread

the runts always take over /brit/ on the weekends

>>71576014
he only go popular because the mainstream media advertised him so much

>>71576336
foy.

Is /u/Heknarf ITT?

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>>71576293

why the fuck are we talking about Jeremy Corbyn like he is ever going to have any control over the country

he is irrelevant and so are labour

I'm a working class tory

AMA

Barrow's largest nightclub is now Manhattans which opened on Cavendish Street in late 2011. It is often full of men with "Barry McGuigan" syndrome who are all tanned to bits with a very low IQ. On the alternative end of the spectrum you will find the "Bezza" otherwise known as the Strawberry pub, this is where dreams are made.

>>71576304
Time has lost all meaning for me. It could be any time of day, any day of the week.

Except I can do laundry now without disturbing the neighbours with the racket my washing machine makes. That seems to be the only reason I have clocks in my house.

>>71576309
not gr8

I didn't notice this was /brit/ and got confused

>>71576334
They teach about the Nazis in Germany, it's history and to pretend the Empire was peaches and cream is stupid

>a small dominos pizza is 14 quid

How are they so popular? Who the fuck pays this sort of money for a takeaway pizza?

>>71576416
you're an idiot

>>71576397
you're also an idiot

>>71576442
hmm

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No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt

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hello?

>>71576476
you get the deals mate

>>71576397
HUR FUR BREXIT WONT HAPPEN

OMG IT HAPPENED I AM SHOCKED

OMG TRUMP WONT HAPPEN
OMG IT HAPPENED!!!!


OMG CORBYN WONT LEAD A REPUBLIC REVOLUTION AND SET US ON THE COURSE OF COMMUNISM AND BECOMING A TOTALLY RACED SOCIETY

OMG IT WILL HAPPEN


BLACK COCK
WHITE WOMB
RACIST DOOM

>>71576476
>>71576476
you're a fucking idiot if you pay full price
there's always coupon codes
anyway, Papa Johns is cheaper and marginally better

>>71576436
i <3 her

desperately need her to cuddle me

mum thinks she knows better than doctors and keeps researching the most random medical studies to explain my depression

alri lads, ya see this post here?

>>71576489

this is NOT an example to be followed

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> if you wantu to fix the hosapitaru
> first you must firx the immugratsiyun
> rike toad upon gentre rirrypad

>>71576521
ah yes, the rise of the populist right really spells good omens for Jeremy Corbyn

>>71576545
haha you're an idiot

>>71576503
good post

>>71576521
Brexit and trump won because of immigration

Corbyn won't win because he wants to let in the whole of ISIS

>>71576534
you and the rest of the male gender

be less basic pls

>>71576503
he still kickin?

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He did nothing wrong.

>>71576476
A small dominos pizza here is $8. Only problem is that the minimum delivery is $21.95

awful thread full of a-level students

dont think i will bother participating

@milklad

i went 2 weeks without milk and had 0 (ZERO) breakouts, but then i had two cups of milk before bed and had 2 (TWO) pimples when i woke up.


REALLY causes one to think, so to speak.

>>71576503
fascinating. I've never wanted more than 30 myself

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Source on this lads

>>71576522
>2 for £20

Ahh yes, a fucking bargain

Papa Johns is loads cheaper though but my nearest one is too far for delivery.

>>71576578
>he did nothing wrong
>the irish still exist


hmmmm

1993

>>71576223
thanks for proving it :)

>>71576328
ah yes and what shall we do with the doctor and nurse immigrants

>>71576334
Some bad shit happened in the Empire should it not be addressed or should we just give kids propoganda and set them up for a lifetime of it or perhaps show them to look at every side of a story

Anti-Nationalism has been dealt with and Northern Ireland shit is not even sourced from jeremy

>>>/sp/74365647

Apparently australia is getting little ceasers pizza

wish we were getting papa johns instead. Sick of this pizza hut / dominos duopoly

wasnt expecting expecting event horizon to be a horror desu, pretty cool tho


>>71576631
very good post

>>71576633
I'm not saying get rid of immigrant doctors

I'm saying block the immigrants who want to come into this country just to use our free healthcare and drain our resources

>>71576583
i don't know where you live but my dominos doesn't have sizing

but that one of that size is almost too much for me

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71576595
so we should stop drinking milk?

im straight but the best orgasm i ever had was from another man desu

>>71576675
Haha

>>71576595
Congrats. I've tried getting off of milk, but the withdrawal symptoms are so harsh.

Quitting milk is one of the hardest things you will have to do in your life.

>>71576710
mein kampf

1987

>>71576701
is eagle boys still around?
and dominos feels way bigger than pizza hut

isnt it amazing how the french have never won a military battle?

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>>71576711
stop drinking milk

>>71576731
agree with this post

>>71576710
readomg is 4 fags

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We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and—in spite of True Romance magazines—we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely—at least, not all the time—but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.

>>71576627
guilty only of forgiving their many crimes

business idea:make alcohol illegal, legalise weed

>>71576600
my gif

>>71576754
it's also incredible how they can't police their own people or keep their people safe

reading the ol' Delicious Tacos
bit depressing but good

>>71576767
is that kev

>>71576701
Little Caesar's isn't exactly good pizza, but for $5, it's pizza.

It tends to be my pizza of choice when I have hardly any money.

>>71576706
Yeah dominos here doesn't have sizing but i was trying to explain in pom terms

We have value ~$8 and traditional ~$12 pizzas instead. It's so fucking stupid that they don't have sizing. Do they think we're all children with tiny fucking stomachs?

fannies

>>71576783
ah yes going down the pub for a couple of weeds tonight

>>71576793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og

1996

>>71576710
How to make friends and influence people

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ive never played a gta game before
is this a good deal and should i buy it?

>>71576866
not that one

get iv

>>71576710
The Shock Doctrine slowly becoming woke

>>71576710
One Year Manual: Twelve Steps to Spiritual Enlightenment - Israel Regardie

Exploring Lucid Dreaming - Stephen LaBerge

Self Hypnosis and Other Mind Expanding Techniques - Charles Tebbets

Initiation Into Hermetics - Franz Bardon

The Secret Teachings of All Ages - Manly P. Hall

>>71576866
story mode is pretty chill

id cop it lad

>>71576866
if you're below 16 yeah go for it

or you could do something useful with your life

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stop voting tory

>>71576866
san andreas desu

>>71576858
Good book. I learned a lot from that one. Pretty life changing if I'm honest. Would recommend to anyone.

>>71576866
I bought it when it first came out for PC for $60 - 70 AUD so yeah probably

Its online is probably hacker riddled or dead now unfortunately but i can't confirm that

>>71576822
Hm? Value pizzas are $5 at my store
>tfw buying 5 pizzas just to get minimum delivery amount

>>71576822
there's almost always a coupon that brings traditional down to $8 pickup, unless you're including those but using the delivery ones

>>71576823
Your mommy has a great big fanny, tucked away behind her panties, which she takes off when she wants me, to stick my todger in her pussy.

>>71576919
ukip, labour and lib dem are wasted votes

>>71576896
Fuck off mong

>>71576866
Yeah get it

>>71576710
The conquest of bread

>>71576866
I paid £50 for it. Only game I've ever pre-ordered. Got my money's worth, so if you have the free time to get into it, I'd say do it.

>>71576824
sounds funny until you realise this is essentially what happens in Netherlands

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the goal

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What you drinking lads?

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MAYNE STREEM METEOR

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>>71576913
>or you could do something useful with your life
such as...

>>71576968
iv is better than v.

*links you to that youtube clip*

>>71576902
Hows the UFC going bud?

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>>71576993

>>71577004
join the communist revolution

>>71576948
>tfw fucking 1 dollar from minimum delivery so you buy 2 x 50c ranch dressing

>>71576953
Yeah was talkin bout delivery, i'm not 100% sure about prices anyway because i ALWAYS use a coupon like you said

>>71577015
>iv is better than v.

Wrong it is easily the worst out of all the 3d games, fucking boring as shit and controls like your veins are filled with sand.

>>71576960
so green?

I've noticed I've become more more self-conscious when I play online games in recent years. Don't talk in chat anymore and detest being the last alive because I don't want people actively watching what I'm doing and maybe talking about it
such is life

>>71577015
agreed

people who think IV sucks is the ultimate pleb filter

>>71576993
got some chimay for later desu

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

>>71576993
> tfw gave up drinking because my liver hurt a lot last week
Probably overstepped my limit.

Best to go pretty much teetotal for a good year or two.

It's not like I need social lubricant anyway.

>>71577003
he talk funny hee hee xDDDDD look at his funny face OMG LOLLLZZZ

>>71577069
>he's never seen the youtube video

fuck off pleb

>>71577069
t. turbopleb

cannot imagine such a low IQ

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>>71576993
A full pot of Taylor's Hot Lava Java coffee, black, unsweetened, made using the pour over method.

I am quite alert.

>>71577070
even more of a wasted vote

may as well vote for the stark raving loony party

>>71577096
what about platonic love

>>71577003
>IMAGINE MY SOOPRISE WEN SHE STARTS TO WUN AWAY

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/brit/ without slags is as hollow and ridiculous as slags without /brit/

>>71577051
This but unironically read conquest of bread desu

>>71577096
>when this shizophrenia hits

>>71577138
yorkshire mentioned

will be getting laid tonight or tomorrow night lads

don't worry, I'll give her one from you ;)

>>71577150
>not shagging your sister

>>71577150
You can't be in love with a 2,500 year old pederast.

>>71577147
as not voting for Tory's I'd much rather have a utopian egalitarian society than low taxes

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>Claudio Ranieri says his "dream died" when he was sacked as Leicester manager nine months after winning the Premier League.

grandad no

come back

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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

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as long as women are in control of the means of reproduction, they can exert full control over men
love is false consciousness that no woman is truly capable of. she pretends to love her man in order to control him for resources

it is ridiculous that euro truck simulator isn't a 2 dollar game to be frankreich

todger
fanny
lorry
trousers

>>71576826
>>71576826

Please post hot nude British slags in our thread

thank you

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r8 me lads
just got my hair cut today

Would honestly protest right now if I was a Leicester fan

Literally the only reason to buy a game nowadays is if you intend to play online, otherwise there is NO excuse for not pirating it

kitchen is starting to honk a bit lad

reckon it's that raw chicken breast that was a week past sell by date I chucked in the bin on monday

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>>71577249
cunt
twat
minge
vag
muff
lady willy
flower

>>71577293
If it's a small developer i want to support i will buy

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>>71577234
>Hey man, we are in Champions League! Dolly ding dilly dong!

>>71577274
20 years to L8/10

>>71577293
ummmmmmm supporting the developers?

got some eucalyptus drops
can practically feel the air rushing through my nose and into my brain

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>as long as women are in control of the means of reproduction, they can exert full control over men
love is false consciousness that no woman is truly capable of. she pretends to love her man in order to control him for resources

>>71577274
Why are you trying to look like that annoying guitarist from that one 90s britpop band?

just got called a bender in greggs lads

>>71577181
That's one of the reasons I drink Taylor's. East Riding born and bred. Also, it's By Appointment to HRH, and that Hot Lava Java is the strongest coffee Tesco sell.

>>71577274
alri liam

i don't feel safe torrenting after kat went down

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I hurt myself today

>>71577357
fucked that one right up didn't you mate

>>71577274
>cool britannia finally made it to canada

>>71577342
>handing your hard earned benefits bennies to fat cat publisher bastards

>>71577246
Saved

Is that australian who found dried shit on his pants the other day here?

Do people wank with vaseline some lad saw some in my room and tried to banter me about it but it just made me think dat boys been up to something

>>71577051
cringing ngl

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why dont you have a trap gf?

>>71577419
i don't get bennies

>>71577432
ive wanked with vicks vapo rub, feels cool and tingly ngl

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>>71577444
I do

pic related

>>71577444
why would i want a man pretending to be a woman when i can just get a real woman?

going to do a fat poo
first time in 3 days i've done one x

>>71577430
wow i hope that wasn't attributed to me in my absence

>>71577475
Thats my gf (male)
Unironically want to fuck tho

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>>71577483

>>71577483
so that you can be topped and have your prostate stimulated

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why dont you have a trap bf?

>>71577498
are you the lad? What sort of pants were they?

>>71577432
people who've been kiked unironically have to use some sort of lubricant just to wank, vaseline is one

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trump hired 10k ICE officers to deport mexicans, and mexico is setting up refugee camps for them

none of this would be happening if it weren't for farage

>>71577432
I got some vaseline for my survivalist prepper supplies (petroleum jelly + cotton wool = best homemade firelighters). Mate was drunkenly struggling to light his gas oven one night and I mentioned I had vaseline he could use to keep a taper going to light it. Now the lads think I use vaseline for wanking.

Also, I left it at that mate's house and deffo don't want it back. God knows what he's been up to with it.

>>71577568
I have been unironically kiked but don't need to use that shit

>>71577576
>if it weren't for farage
more like if there weren't 13 million humanoids without papers residing in the ol' US of A

>>71577274
ah yes but- BUT

can you play wonderwall

??????

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need a French bf

>>71577554
the owner of the 'doing a poo' gimmick

>>71577613
>God knows what he's been up to with it.
he would just smear it on his hand, not like he's fucking the container or cumming in it. Probably.

>>71577613
post-wank clean up must be horrendous

>>71577645
>tfw no feminine Russian bf

>>71577645
What's your stance on body hair?

ah yes the pretending to be gay gimmick
*walks off and posts in another thread*

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Screeching

>>71577635
true but i doubt trump would have won without brexit, and brexit wouldn't have won without farage

*Daily reminder it's just you me and all my proxies*

I'm enjoying our chat hehe

>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing

"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre

>>71577552
no im just the resident pathetic australian

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>>71577706
>pretending

>>71577712
These are also the phrases you hear if you choose not to go into the university stream but become a wage slave instead.

>>71577712
haha so true!
*tags deano, smiffey, davey and the rest of the lads doing tourism management and sheffield hallam*

>pretending to be gay
*smiles smugly*

>>71577672
worse with coconut oil desu, it goes hard when its cold but o the plus side it doesnt smell

>>71577706
*walks into /lgbt/*

>I'm a janitor

literally translated as

>I'm an unemployable lard arse who "patrols" an anime imageboard all day for free and deletes threads that don't meet my autistic criteria

"excuse me please mate", me, trying to squeeze past you as you're stuck in the security scanner in the door of asda with a bag full of chicken sandwich rustlers in your fat sweaty sausage hand

>>71577684
don't mind unless it's Turk-tier

>>71577747
whose the one saying please though, checkmate

>>71577769
surely it smells of coconut

turk turkleton

>>71577670
>hand goes in container to grab jelly
>hand goes all over cock
>hand goes back in for more jelly
I doubt he's respecting the no double-dip system with my vaseline. It's probably full of pubes now. This same guy told us that the soap he has by his bathroom sink is the same one he uses in the bath. I'd been washing my hands (after a piss) with the soap he rubs all over his ballsack and arsehole.

>>71577788
Delet this
>tfw ape tier hairy

who said owt about pretending

>>71577819
literally nothing wrong with the soap thing considering it cleans itself and sheds when rubbed on someone

>>71577554
i shit quite a lot and im not thin, bit miffed

>>71577821
>>71577788
>be in hospital
>nurse tells me my arse isnt as hairy as her husbands

neurons firing

>>71577788
Sadly, my shoulders and back are hairless. Wish I was more manly.

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I'm unironically homosexual.

>>71577857
That's what he said. I know at least two people (not including myself) who disagree and think it's rank as fuck.

only 48 posters someones spamming
*looks away and tries not to make eye contact*

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drinking alone again lads

>>71577887
no one cares

>>71577918
THICC
H
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What would you do if you won the 24 million tonight?

Well lads.....What to do this evening?

>Go to gym then go to a club solo & sober (give or take a beer or two) to listen to some techno for a few hours because I couldn't sell the ticket
>Get or cook some tasty food, pop a bottle of Riesling and watch Das Boot

>>71577895
>rank
potentially
>as fuck.
no

my bro said he used his pube trimmer on his face

>>71577887
bent faggot

>>71577881
Come over Pierre :3

>>71577919
this was literally my life for two years

but don't worry things will get better x

>>71577887
don't care

>>71577918
sos pls

>>71577873
why was the nurse looking at your arse lad

>>71577949
burn it all live on webcam

@71577953
Pathetic nigger cunt

reckon saddam hussein could've sent me in with the sort of foul smelling farts i'm giving off right now, could gas out an entire town of several thousand kurds in a minute this world
utterly revolting. literally making me dry heave