/brit/

no gf

no blind gf

no bf

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MAYNE STREEM METEOR

no blind bf

>>71572465
no gf and no surprises

cheated that twat out of the last post of the previous thread. hehe fuck you buddy.

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bf sent me this

>>71572104
lmaoing

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found out i definitely have scabies today

>>71572501
keep trying pal

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>>71572529
>normies

need a soft, feminine bf

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gf just taped this to a brick and threw this through my window

>>71572561
>virgins

if I was female i would be literally the ideal gf

I always see a lot of negativity towards students, with people saying "they went to the university of life." But like it or not, some students will grow up to go on to cure cancer, fight climate change and change the world, without them Britain will fall far behind the rest of the world.

>>71572589
haha
same

>>71572563
cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N_EBojQu5w
choon

tfw no quadruple amputee qt to bounce off the walls

>>71572591
don't care

>>71572591
t. Dean Jones, Sport Therapy student at UCLan

>>71572591
>implying there isn't already a cure to cancer
calcified

if youre a lass and cant ride properly or give good head, what is actually wrong with you

>>71572641
cacklen 2bh

need a tv show to watch

if youre a lad and cant ride properly or give good head, what is actually wrong with you

got a hairy bum

>>71572529
dirt cunt

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the bf

>>71572679
why

need an arsehole to put my willy in now

Genuinely wish I'd started a band when I left school. Probably wouldn't have made it though.

>>71572755
me in the middle

>>71572755
bit underage

>>71572732
bored

>>71572755
4 mingers

>>71572733
*pins you down instead*
*inserts willy*

>>71572755
nonce

London is the capital of Great Britain

>>71572679
storage wars

>>71572679
Gilmore Girls

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>>71572771
>Probably

>>71572755
bender at the back

>>71572822
Fuck off lad you never know I might have. Probably.

>>71572679
Sneaky Pete

Churning out worthless degrees by tenth rate institutions has been another Tony Blair led disaster. How about a focus on STEM degrees (Science, Technology, Engineering and Maths) and withdrawing all the useless cr@p?

We could also do a lot worse than emulate Germany who have a trades fast track built into their education system as an alternative.

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bf sent me this

had some Chinese lad add me on LinkedIn, his name's like proper symbols and that
reckon he's gonna offer me a job?

Got a haircut. Unsure if my forehead is big or it just looks big because my hair was so long before and isn't covering any of it anymore.

>>71572880
pics x

>>71572899
Shan't be doing that

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>How about a focus on STEM degrees

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>>71572115
"NO"

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>£600pcm for a fucking room in my area

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>he fell for the STEM meme

>>71572846
>bryan cranston
>giovanni ribisis
good shout. ta la

>>71572878
>>71572878
dunno
I speak a little bit of the ol' putonghua, so I could chat to him if you want
just say "你好,肏你的很胖妈妈"

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>>71572938
>£450pcm for a 2 bedroom house in my area

>>71572938
>€240pcm for a double room with its own balcony in my area

>>71572938
>not living with your parents and inheriting their bought house, selling it and downsizing with massive savings and reduced housing costs

>>71572976
Where?

just puked up a load of blood. is that normal?

>>71572456
that is why niggers should be gunned down on sight like stray dogs

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>Jeremy Corbyn's day has just got worse. The train which was meant to take him to Stoke for his belated victory lap has been cancelled.

>>71572992
None of your bloody well business.

>>71572988
>mum's been freelance all her life and although she earnt a lot of money she now has nothing to show for it

Fuck being freelance desu

>>71573010
I do it most mornings nothing to worry about mate

Left side of my chest aches

>>71573021
>mum's been freelance all her life
that's a novel way of putting it mate
*sips my drink before you can respond*

>>71573016
Fucking tell me you cunt.

I bet it's some shithole like Barnsley

>>71573043
>snot hen

>>71573044
you're alright, nothing major in the left side of your chest is there haha
*turns away with wide eyes*

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>>71572976
>£325pcm for a 2 bedroom partially furnished flat in my area

>>71573056
She used to earn about 70k a year m8, yet we always seemed to be in debt for some reason, genuinely no idea why. She said it was because my dad was lazy and could never find work.

Now she's doing something else and earns about 35k and we seem to be just as comfortable as before, maybe even more.

>>71573087
Thanks doc

>>71573044
Need a rub? x

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>>71573057
>>71573101
>you will never know this feel

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What is she thinking, /brit/?

>>71573110
Imagine being this retarded with finances

>>71573120
Yes please x

>>71572755
how do you take a selfie with a soda can

>>71573087
Your heart is more in the centre left behind your breastbone isn't it
>>71573044
Is it a 'deep' ache? How's your pulse? Any arm pain?

>>71573129
clearly in an undesirable shit-hole though

Doing a poo
It's Friday
Clock out in 30 minutes

Could life get any better

>>71573110
yeah I'll bet she earns £35k a year, can't imagine she's comfortable while doing it though
*continues sipping*
*blows bubbles trying not to laugh*

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>>71573129
>tfw

>>71573160
>soda
fuck off yank

>>71573170
>UR PLACE IS SHIT
>*pays £3000 a month to live in a cupboard*
lmao

>>71573137
>ugh why did I agree to this... I'd much rather be at home with the girls on /brit/ ...

>>71573195
>>71573170
as a radical centrist, you're both right

>>71573195
i dont live in London but im obviously correct.

>>71573215
>posted from my £40000pcm shed

>>71573227
you don't eat the whole thing you dolt
it has enzymes which attack human flesh

>>71573163
No, it's just below the surface, under my nipple and my pulse is fine
Had a bit of a workout yesterday so I figure it's just a muscle issue or something

>>71573146
I honestly don't know where it's all gone. Our houses were always mediocre, same with cars, clothes and everything else.

>>71573253
Drugs, 'ornaments'

>>71573243
you seem quite bitter for someone gloating about cheap housing.

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>>71572755
>just e. mailed this image instead of saving it
>O, sheeeeeeeeit

>>71573286
Reckon I would have found out by now if my mum was an addict. Ornaments possibly

>>71573290
>WHERE IS IT? IT'S SHIT ANYWAY I HATE IT I DON'T EVEN WANT IT IT'S A FUCKING SHITHOLE REEEEEEEEEE
>enjoy paying lots for nothing
>OMG UR SO BITTER
wew

bit weird seeing rents listed per month, here it's always listed as per week on real estate sites

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Ordered this beauty.

Should make its way over to me from a warehouse in Toronto by Monday.

It's an electronic pipe made of mahogany wood. The e liquid is a Premium Tobacco flavour. Not sure about tobacco flavour e liquid, but I'll try it out.

If it's as bad as it sounds, I'll get an RY4 or a Caramel e juice from the local vaporium instead.

>>71573318
you still haven't said where you live.

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>>71573327

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>>71573326
wow im so glad you told us all this im now enlightened

just shaved for the first time in months

feels weird having smooth skin again, but i've got cuts and burns everywhere

still get spots too. think my facial skin is fucked forever

finished work lads

gonna browse town for some garms, get a chippy tea then get ready for pre-drinks with the lads

normie pride world wide

>>71573329
And I have no intention to. Cute deflection though.

what primary school reading group were you?

2nd bottom here.

did it have a retarded name one of your class mates gave it?

yes

>>71573361
probably live in some multicultural shithole haha

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>>71573358
nubbler fuckarooooo

>>71573043
>hindi
>peru
>deek habash

>>71573250
(that image was a mistake.)
I didn't eat the spikey flesh and green head, obviously. I cut those bits off the fuit.

>>71573368
went to primary school in yankland so we didn't have reading groups

>>71573368
I was top group for everything desu, maths, reading, languages

>>71573410
the yellow bit is where all of the enzymes are

Who da fuq is dis nigga Bradley and who's he gonna fight, McGregor?

>>71573361
not a deflection when price is directly related to desirability. a house that big for such a small price is obviously in an area no one wants to live. you're also unwilling to divulge your location so that just adds credence to your area probably being a shit-hole.
why are you finding that difficult to comprehend?

>>71573368
was in the top group and then I moved school and they were a year behind and I just had to do it again

>>71573386
Try again sweetie.

>>71573436
Edinburgh?

Why do yanks call Parmesan parmajohn?

ah so thats why my mouth feels a bit weird after i eat a lot of pineapple.

>>71573368
Was literally the smartest child in my entire primary school. Even got an award for it.

>>71573432
Or it was simply a more rural area, which can be plenty desirable.

Keep deflecting though.

>>71573447
No.

had a dream that some lads wanted to fight me and i had to pretend i was off my nut on drugs til they left me alone
i think this is a premonition

HEEM haha

>>71573476
Meet at the Aston Tavern so me and the boys can knock you about

the car dealer that uses our office is going on about his divorce to his customers again

fucking howling

>>71573470
ah you're a neet living at home with mummy and daddy still. ok that makes sense.

>>71573449
It's made in the paramjohn mountains in Nebraska

>>71573428
so to summarize, what you're telling me is "just don't eat pineapple"?
Well, if so, what part of pineapple do processors sell in those cans?

>>71573368
Can't remember but probably top, I could read years before most children could.

Mum and dad used to read to me every night and then I read to them, made a massive difference.

>>71573501
>random ad hominem
Quit while you're behind lad.

shitting my anus off

>>71573368
They put me in my own group for most classes.

I was so far ahead of the rest of the class, the teacher would talk things out with me 1-on-1, and if usually end up teaching her more than she taught me.

I was frequently called "Einstein". I never got the grades, but I had some sort of Rainman super-intelligence just below the surface. But like all true geniuses, when it's all so easy, you lose motivation.

Grade 12 was like watching ants on the side of the road, worrying about enterance marks and university, when I would just smoke weed in the woods and contemplate the vastness of the universe.

>>71573368
top group

i've always been a voracious reader, my parents started me early

the dog and bone has time crisis by the fruit machines

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>I was so far ahead of the rest of the class, the teacher would talk things out with me 1-on-1, and if usually end up teaching her more than she taught me.

>>71573368
what the fuck is a reading group?

>>71573505
no I'm saying eat it in moderation not the whole fucking fruit

>>71573587
creasing at the thought of a 7 year old neckbeard

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labor really got btfo today didn't they

>rust is slower than go
t. numpty

>>71573625
Who are 'labor'?

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screaming

>>71573625
>Breaking news from the Copeland by-election: Whitehaven is a shithole and Bootle and Millom are full of old faggot sheep shaggers

>>71573418 >>71573434 >>71573470 >>71573522 >>71573549 >>71573565
how come so many brainiacs failed at life

>>71573625
>labor

who?

>>71573625
who cares?

Strasserist Republic when?

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just installed firefox nightly

>>71573411
where abouts? pls give details

what was it like?

>>71573672
the higher your IQ the more prone you are to having chronic depression

>>71573684
*breaks your browser*

>>71573625
I think you mean UKIP

>>71573672
got complacent and then depressed in secondary school/sixth form

>>71573684
how far along the autism scale are you?
just use Firefox

>>71573672
being smart nukes your ambition quite a lot of the time

>>71573695
the so-called state of texas
it was fine I guess

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>>71573672
>Communication with people outside of the Window grows increasingly strenuous. When the IQ difference is too big, some ideas cannot be communicated at all, no matter how much time the more intelligent of two dialog partners invests.

>When we zoom into the curve, we can even see that at 147 IQ points (3.1), highly intelligent people start to get massively underrepresented in Academia. Wherever the brightest people on this planet go, it's not research and education.

>tfw too intelligent to have relationships
>tfw too intelligent to be successful
>tfw too intelligent for academia
http://www.t3x.org/iq/window.html

>>71573684
how do people make these pics?

>>71573698
but also more likely to be successful at life

>>71573708
botnet

who here /debateclub/ in primary

>>71573672
because you get told at school that you're really smart and will do really well in life
then you become overly complacent and stop caring
and then that can lead to depression

>>71573730
and nightly isn't?

>>71573747
no

>>71573765
how so?

>>71573672
>be intelligent at primary school, do well in exams etc
>be confident, used to act
>had loads of friends and was probably the most popular person in the whole school
>go to grammar school
>first day people were mocking me
>confidence goes down the drain
>no friends
>everyone at the grammar school was a fucking genius and didn't even need to try, mensa genuinely came in to test certain people and some joined
>be at the bottom of the school for everything so felt like a fucking idiot when I was actually above average

My childhood was a mess, actually most of my life has been a mess. Only now things are getting better.

>>71573742
Senior School Debate club president here

>>71573776
because i said so

>>71573794
ah ok
*makes mental note to not talk to you again*
*walks away*

cannot stand short hair on women

Seriously though, what's a reading group?

is that where you read books in class and people would read sections out loud?
I hated that because while I was good at reading, everyone else was really shit and just struggled with the most basic of fucking sentences

wherever anon says 'complacent' substitute 'lazy'

>>71573821
what about short hair on qt women(male)

cannot stand short women on hair

>>71573742
i don't remember a debate club in primary but i remember the debate club in secondary had to beg every week at assembly for more members

hair cannot women short on stand

>>71573835
during reading/language/literacy time, teacher would split class into groups according to their reading ability and they would read a book appropriate to their level together. because otherwise you end up with slow readers not keeping up or fast readers being held back

>>71573835
a lot of schools would split people into about equal skilled groups so the teacher could focus on certain individuals without making them so embarrassed for being thickos

saw an old white woman wearing the headscarf that christian women used to commonly wear today, was a nice throwback

>>71573821
It's the mid-length haired women you really have to watch out for.

They're degenerate enough not to have long maidenly locks, but deceptive enough to not advertise their lesbianism.

At least short-haired women are honest.

I remember being in Year 3 and being put with the top Year 6 group for reading time

>>71573883
autism

I remember being in Year 1 and them making me sit GCSE further maths and triple science

>>71573871
>>71573875
hmm
that didn't happen at my school
we just did it together as a whole class

>>71573043
>Truthuhn
It's Truthahn, hahn is rooster, huhn is a hen. Nobody says Truthuhn. What a shitty map.

http://www.anandtech.com/show/11143/amd-launch-ryzen-52-more-ipc-eight-cores-for-under-330-preorder-today-on-sale-march-2nd
>March 2nd
i'm gassed

Time to read the latest of The Economist magazine
cover to cover off course

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>>71573883
i just want a nice long haired gf to play with her hair

>>71573929
maybe because they split the kids earlier when they were assigning classes

remember being in nursery and being given an honourary stem degree of Imperial

>>71573952
we only had one class per year group

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>>71573938
>tfw too dumb and poor for pc gaming

I remember being in nursery and I would attend the local University for two days a week as a quantum mechanics lecturer

>>71573929
well, in my school the special ed kids were mostly oblivious to their separation and exclusion so how do you know you weren't one of them?

>>71573821
I can't stand short men

>>71573929
we did this too tbf, read mao's last dancer in year 5 with it on a rotation one chapter at a time

its actually a really fucked up book when you're that age and i don't know how we were allowed to read it

>yanks will never have a mcdonalds this sophisticated

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4256452/McDonald-s-close-12th-century-medieval-branch.html

>>71573986
it was literally my entire year group in one class
no separation

>amd

>>71573998
basically free
https://www.humblebundle.com/civilization-bundle

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>>71573998

i remember being in detention by myself and the fairly young and attractive teacher asking me to take some shit to her car. found a load of empty vodka bottles in her car lel.

also dont know why she gave her car keys to a naughty child. silly bint.

remember being in the womb and having a PHD in medicine and delivering other babies while i gestated

>>71574068
wanted to nonce you

>>71574068
Used to have detention every 2 weeks or so
Just used to banter with the lads 2bh
good times

>>71574013
Looked like a grim shithole perfect for getting dysentery

I was the first in my year when I was a sperm, won the nobel prize for grand unified theory

>getting detention

the trick, william potter, is not getting caught

>remembering all the shit everyone would give to the relief teacher until she broke down and just gave us free time for the rest of the day
aha ha ha

I remember being in the delivery room and assigned to the UN security council for a resolution to the First Congo War.

>>71572456
Communism is the choice of sensible people.

Could be attractive if I was fitter and has clear skin.

>>71574044
>wasting their time for a meme

fuck off

>>71574155
Didn't do a very good job then did you.

>>71574157
privet tovarisch

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tfw too smart to not be extremely depressed and lonely

>>71574219
because im not a completely selfish prick

>>71574020
Well there are different ways of doing it. From years 1-7 I had classes where it was more prevalent than others. Think the teachers decides guided by curriculum set by head teacher and authority at the time

>poly queer trans disabled jewish vegan

https://twitter.com/commiegwen

i remember my mate carved a massive "SHAY GIVEN" into a classroom table. this was when he played for newcastle

i watched a civ6 tutorial first and now i don't think i could play civ5 cause its too ugly

>he didn't take triple science

>>71574157
t. ivanberg cohenovic

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>>71574219
What's the point of living if life is so painful?

>>71574273
He was good 2bh

good subreddit here lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/

>>71574222
How could, when the Ugandans and Rwandans were obstructing any plan that involved foreign intervention and Mbuto was still on the loose so the AU maintained a neutral position?

Also, it was nearly bedtime. International diplomacy is tiering work.

>tfw want to play Rocket League
>tfw it's unplayable because of constant lag spikes
Okay

>>71574364
no its not okay

no subhuman mudskinned gf

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>>71574393
mate I'd fucking shank you before could even blink

>>71574264
This nonsense has got out of hand

*blinks*

>>71574383
Yeah, you're right. It's not okay. It's fucking dreadfully made. Apparently your need Internet Explorer installed and up-to-date for the game to function. Fucking bizarre.

me and the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUnT7ySeW8g

>>71574364
same with rainbow six, want to play it but sick of getting killed by peeker's advantage

Don't know how I became such a social mess. Used to have loads of mates, get invited to birthdays play footie in the street. Then I fell into the loser group in secondary and ever since I've been struggling along like the failed normie I am.

How did it get like this

What's longer/bigger/more times, sometimes or oftentimes?

>>71574417
You blink, and you miss it.

>>71574445
Oftentimes is more than sometimes.

>>71574040
can I get civ 4 for 1 zloty?

>>71574445
oftentimes isn't a word mate

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>>71574157
Too bad by the time Muhammad is through with russia you'll be too busy fucking goats to think about communism

oftentimes shag your mum

>>71574443
You know that thing /int/ used to do in 2015 to project the image of a weak/nervous person? (you know the one)

I do that IRL. I'm not comfortable around people. Hehe.

>>71574443
JUST

>>71574452
yes, that's how it works. it's sort of an honour system, they give you the option to pay what you want but the idea is that you're suppose to give a little more because it's for charity
never paid more than $1 myself tho unless I wanted the higher tier games

>>71574523
its USD

>wagies get home from work
>deranged bender posting slows down
>straight posting intensifies

gay/gender bending confirmed mental illness as a result of depression and neetdom

was there ever any doubt?

>>71574644
nigger

I bought civ 4 like 14 years ago

and everything that was released after civ 4 is garbage

don't think i responded to you wlad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfzNh3A1JDo

yodeling at this bird

>>71574730
I work full-time in the trades and I'm a bit of a bender.

You wouldn't know it by looking at me, but I have the most supple boypussy, and I'd just love a big daddy to break it in a little. I feel unwanted, how unused my fun-hole is.

wait for me argentina

>>71574730
ignore sodomites

>>71574823
who ever took part in the Malvinas war on the british side is a loser

got called americanized is dunkin donuts, dudes

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every conversation between the panel as soon as I leave a job interview:
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

trying my hand at translating a book

Willy is TOO hard sometimes, when I'm hungover I'm horny all day. x

gonna start not washing my hair like gary barlow

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every conversation between the panel as soon as I leave a job interview:
>'who was that guy?'

feeling particularly noncey today

got called a spastic in the special needs room

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odds I go to the gym and don't drink and be productive tomorrow

evens I go out and get beer now and get hammered tonight on my own

>>71572679
house of cards

>>71574970
never had an erection as hard as the ones you get when you go to bed without peeing

will probably just piss inside a chick

>>71575036
heh heh heh

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>tfw no feminine bf

>>71575036
awww shiiieeeeeeet

>>71575077
t. insecure faggot

>>71575036
nice, rolling too but evens or odds I get drunk

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22white%20people%22&src=typd

if I roll a last digit between 0-9 I'll be getting rekt

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this movie gave me such strong feelios

i'm feeling it now

>>71574733
you can play as poland in 6 though

Germany is better than the UK desu

>>71575190
according to who?

Hello one and all

my worst fear is running into a co worker when I'm drunk and in the shop buying more beer

no one knows I drink on my own as much as I do

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the most 'feminine' was a skinny tall blond guy with a big cock.
he ended up with a french guy who has those draw on eyebrows, ew.

>>71575204
*boring failed normie shite

>>71575223
whom

>>71575235
*guy i slept with

runts

>>71575223
multiple indices

grunts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n16K5jz5Zqg

why wypipo so got dam racist

>>71575232
What I do to seriously fuck with people is I take two 12 packs of beer to the counter, and a box of diapers. When the price comes up on the register, I give a long awkward stare, and put tell the cashier that I'll have to get rid of the diapers.

>>71575092
What?

punts

>>71575364
if you're going to be gay, at least be properly gay

fuck a hairy lumberjack, not a skinny twink princess

fucking SCREEEEEEEEECHING at this leaf hahaha

I support genocide of all white males

>>71575425
>>71575425
>>71575425

>>71575412
>you're not the right type of gay
Fuck off

>>71575455
>Fuck a man who looks like a man? I'm not THAT gay
Fuck off

>>71573021

You sound like my downstairs neighbours' deadbeat kid.

>>71575457
who is this semen demon

Lads, if you are bored come shitpost to /mämmi/

>>71574761

>>71575052
Are you me ?

>>71573057
no Hull