/brit/

>>71568511
felicity

gay webms

gona have to go with daisy i think

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can't stand homosexuals desu

that's rich coming from a nonce

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>>71568511
Both have big pale white buttocks so....

why are there so many poojabbers on 4chan?

>>71568511

felicity seems a bit of a prude
daisy is a horny xenomorph

Dry used up uterus or disabled one?

Hmmmm

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>>71568570

>>71568639
she has some serious going to get fat genes going on

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>>71568639

>>71568639
thats not big thats just a tight dress

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>>71568671
Once she stops being paid to work out we can only fear the worst.

>>71568662
gotta be staged right

fuggin funny tho

>>71568687
Well no it's not big if you're a nigger.

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Felicity is the superior Galdem

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LABOUR IS MIIIIIIIIIIIINE

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>>71568766

Daisy has too many teeth

and celeb spammers should kill themselves

DOING

A

>>71568640
middle class bourgeois runts get drawn here

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>>71568791
[sounds of gunshots in the distance]

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Me on the left

>>71568893
>have the shittiest grass on the planet
>erect fucking anti-car pole things to stop cars driving on it
why? why is that shitty bit of grass worth so much to them?

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Presented without comment

Reminder that Strasserism is the official guiding ideology of /brit/

Heterosexuality is a jewish invention.

>>71568943
looks like that prisoner who escaped in liverpool

>>71569015
Wrong

Wow. Nice posts. Guessing you're from 4chan?

>/r/soccer post about being the biggest sports subreddit
>nerds in the comments claiming /r/leagueoflegends holds that title

dont care

>>71569102
i thought counterstrike would be bigger?

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>>71569020
Steve Irwin ?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/sweden-goodest-country-in-world-good-country-index-a7061341.html

thanks for the update

Hmmmmmm

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Why this girl look like she should be on a missing poster in a former soviet country?

Lord please tell me why this bitch look like she belong in a shop window

Bitch ass alien looking motherfucker

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>goodest

*posts*

>>71569170
didnt get any of those analogies

>>71569170
Niggerspeak isn't welcome

>>71569183
so good we dont need proper grammar

>tfw I go through nightclub photos on facebook for wank material

Never even been in a nightclub

*places a swear box in the /brit/ staff room*

just finishing off a box of chicken crimpies

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>>71568511
daisy

>>71569228
potential serial or spree killer, alerting GCHQ as we speak

>>71569255
why would you flaunt such horrendous taste

>>71569263
>he doesn't automatically forward every post made in /brit/ to Mummy May's e-mail

>>71569255
would give every single one of these ladies a good seeing to

>>71569302
>good seeing to
cringe

>>71569263
admitted to grassing

informing the heavies immediately

>>71569208
First one, she looks like a sex worker and/or sex trafficking victim

Second one, she looks like a mannequin

Third on she looks like an alien

>>71569323
see
>>71569237

>>71568639
Does she have autism?

>>71569102
>/r/
Stopped reading at that point

>>71569302
Is that code for "rape violently without proper lubrication"?

>>71569237
*shits in the swear box*

right fuck this i'm going gym

have you lads preordered your Nintendo Switch™ yet?

I'm gay for lads

>>71569444
I've already had mine delivered

>>71569237
fuck off with your shit Tom

>>71569435
>going gym
*batters you*

>>71569426

>he doesn't know if he's depressed or not

howling

>>71569426
>happy once or twice
FONT

>>71569492
I get paid for it. Ah the NEET life.

>A decision was reached by Elizabeth's prime ministers at the Commonwealth Prime Ministers' Conference of 1952, whereby the Queen would accord herself different styles and titles in each of her realms, reflecting that in each state she acted as monarch of that particular country, regardless of her other roles. Canada's preferred format was: Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, Queen of Canada and of Her other realms and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. However, as Australia wished to have the United Kingdom mentioned in all the Queen's titles, the resolution reached was a designation that included the United Kingdom as well as, for the first time, separate reference to the other Commonwealth realms
ah yes robert menzies

any slags?

preferably in tights

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shan't be polluting my body with any more intoxicants from hereon in

healthy body, healthy mind

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>tfw radical centrist

>>71569516
God save the queen

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I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel

>>71569653
imagine i quoted this with a picture of a fat man wearing a fedora

you, idiot: fills your mind like a vessel

me, classical liberal: kindles my mind like a fire

>>71569685
looks like he fell into a pringles can

pancakes for lunch. doing a practice run for Tuesday.

>>71569736

ahh yes, my nemesis

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>>71569754
I'm going to eat waffles on Tuesday instead

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Don't know shit about women, I'm gay.

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Jenna >>>>>>> Felicity >>> Daisy

>>71569754
yeah you could do with doing a run, couldn't ya
*wobbles your belly*

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>>71568511
They're both gagging for the BYC to be honest

>>71569820
>No neutral option
into the trash

>>71569821
Absolutely horrid post

>>71569826
*jumps on you and crushes you beneath my mighty bulk*

>>71569821
alri jennalad

>>71569836
tries too hard to be likeable
wonder if it'll eventually backfire on her like jennifer lawrence

>>71569836
she's cuuuute

tfw no confident gf to dom me in a loving way and not in a weird sexual way

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Best girl desu senpai

>>71569858
>jumps
ha, dream on big'un

Gettinge daily dose of louder with crowder

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-24/public-garden-helps-refugees-settle-australia/8298198
>Regional Victoria feels like Africa thanks to public garden helping refugees settle in
bravo

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>>71569932

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myself on the right, except instead of an old man in a wheelchair it's a strapping 6'4 ball of muscle

>>71569963
this is shopped right

no way this is a real questionnaire on depression

>>71569982
Me on the left, I'm a cute young lady <3

*repeats what you just said but in a funny gay voice*
hahaha
*everyone laughs at you*

>>71569985
it's another survey, not the same one. can't even remember what it's for.

>>71570028
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

Lifestyle idea: Instead of putting on weight, try to lose it through diet and exercise

>>71570067
Amazing post

>>71570088
how new

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taco bell for breakfast today lads

>>71569399
Yes.

t. registered Autismologist

>>71570060
sounds like a survey on runtishness

>>71569963
>disagree on the 'I'm worried we have already seriously damaged the earth' question
Either you agree it's damaged, and you're just not worried about it

or you're retarded

>>71568511
Daisy was in leftist Star Wars, so I pick Felicity

Things you need to be proficient at to be a modern man

>Pool
>Table tennis
>Darts
>Downing straight spirits
>Poker
>5 a side
>Beer pong
>Respectable pint downing time

>>71570104
>>71570104
>>71570101
Hwat did you order
I had McDonald's for lunch

>>71570153
got all of them except table tennis

>>71570153
>beer pong
FOY

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>>71570160
steak egg and cheese quesadilla

>>71570153
>>Table tennis
>>Beer pong


Go home Brenden

/pol/ is a fucking joke

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>leftist Star Wars

>>71570153
everyone plays 5 aside differently though

>work soon
>got like no sleep
>have a project due at the end of the day so cant just fuck about all day

ah yes, life

>>71570120
I chose disagree because I don't have a fucking phd in climate change and i don't know if it's 100% recoverable if changes are reversed as opposed to any other variation.

thoughts on german people?

>>71570208
Table tennis was invented here x

>>71570251
I'm no a fan pal

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*blocks your path*

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Want a palestinian gf

>>71570213
couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about /pol/

>>71570251
haven't met any that i'd get along with

>>71570244
it's not just climate change, what about all the animals we've made extinct, all the forests and jungles we've destroyed?

Taking the dog out for a walk. Where should I go?

>park
>old castle up the road

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>>71570213
Pol is the cultural centre of the internet countrah cultcha

>>71570296
fake news

Gonna do a poo and then go get my hair cut. Wish me luck lads.

>>71568511
>early edition
SCUM
>>71568603
can't stand animé-virgins who post on here.

>>71570296
Survival of the fittest. Not our fault everything else is shite except us.

>>71570274
what could feasibly make you one?

>>71570296
Literally don't fucking care

Didn't enjoy the lass I went on a tinder date with last night

She was very boring and seemed a bit neurotic even.

Go for the shag or just drop it?

>>71570342
i don't usually mind the singular they but i'm not a fan of it here

>>71570298
old castle

fling him off the ramparts by his back legs

>>71568982

KASBAH MENTIONED

Absolute shite club

>>71570280
cute

>>71570342
This is the ultimate form of selflessness. Sharing your happiness with a load of greasy spackers on /s/ instead of just leaving it to fizzle away

>>71570423
>>71570412
>>71570411
>>71570398
>>71570385
you forgot to respond to this
>>71570364

>>71570364
How about you 'drop' yourself off at the nearest police station and confess your crimes you fucking nonce.

>>71570453
you forgot to make a good post

Normies on plebbit think that doing """"""""""this"""""""""" is code for doing (((this)))

>>71570453
PM'd xx

SO
SALLY CAN WAIT

>>71570469
fuck off virgin

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>>71570500

>he doesnt like Elvis

TWISTING AND SHOUTING

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>>71568671
>genes

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can't think i have a single default subreddit on my reddit subreddits

>much too much

Tbh i don't like Monthy Python humour much. But the songs are catchy.

>>71570547
this image makes no sense

>>71569404
all I learned about red**t, I learned thru 4Chan : 100% true.
>>71570501
but all I need are cigarettes and ALco-hawl.

Put our Queen at the head of our Government, to clean up the mess successive Prime Ministers have made since 1215.

We have lost all and everything.

No longer do we have any Industry to speak of, They’ve given it all away to foreign lands and people.

Once upon a time, we had the Best Pottery Manufacturing in the world, The Best Ship Builders, Best Steelworks, Best Coal Mines, Best British Gasworks, Best Cloth and Fabric Manufacturers, Best Lace and Braid Manufacturers, Best Shoe Manufacturers, Best Engineering. Best Aircraft.

We were the Best in the world of Manufacturing, along with Germany.

There were Plenty of Jobs for us in the United Kingdom.

Lets make UK Nationals the Best in the world again.

If our Queen was Head of Government, where she should be, No Politician would have been allowed to make the terrible mistakes of the past which cost us so much.

Our Queen is an excellent Business woman, as are all Kings and Queens throughout the world. That is why they are Kings and Queens.

>>71570568
I appear to have made sense of it

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>>71570565
always look on the bright side of life x

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>>71570611
no

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Nice grammar torygraph

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It's all over lads

time to move to siberia

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>>71570657

>>71570667
who cares
not a nonce

>>71570703
I pretty sure you've posted some questionable shit in the time you've been here

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fat people are subhuman

better not be any fatties in this thread desu

Tried playing online chess but it just made me angry

Reckless Life

Reckless Life

I lead a Reckless life and I don't need your advice

I lead a Reckless life and you know it's my only vice

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>71570735
ummm no sweetie, not a rorke either.

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Why didn't you save her, /brit/?

so-called partner probably making depressing vegetable tagine stuff.

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>hospital food
to be fair, it tasted nicer than it looked

>>71570898
so that's what they do with the foreskins

>>71570884
i have literally no idea who this is

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>>71570942
>timmyUK
cute!

>>71570764
There's a fat paki over there.

>>71570942
... Asian guy hanging round me near the tills .... Hummm ??? .

>there are “““people””” in here who genuinely post and read r****t

posted in the wrong thread on accident haha

>>71570942
Alri walklad

>>71570559
>atheism

never said boo to a goose

>>71570667
>every single 4chan user

so millions of people?

whats the best drug to take before lifting? im thinking weed

>>71571156
4chan

How come there's never a noticeable line in people's hair where the shorter cut sides meet the longer cut top?

>>71571156
The drug called "hard work"

>>71571168
have a guess mate

>>71571156
life

/brit/ is so boring these days i forget to refresh

what chance in Hell do patients have of returning to good health if they're served that slop which is only fit for the wastepile?

>>71571180
Dunno

>>71570667
Bit disturbing but I don't think anyone will take me seriously as I've pretended to be literally everything on here.

>>71571194
>manually refreshing

ah yes, pleb life. very impressive.

>>71571194
its cause i work now so can never post

>>71571202
same lol

>>71571199
not the brightest lad around are you?

*taps the R key*

>>71571226
dlt

Become so insecure that I've begun taking offense to other people being insecure thinking they're mocking me
no idea what went wrong for me to end up here

>>71571212
i see no point and the countdown just annoys me

Anyone got the picture of Deano

*tabs to highlight update*
*holds enter*

always went to loo on a moose.

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Lads

The album is an instant classic

>>71571247
so you're one of those autists who is also a bit dim at the same time. interesting.

>>71571226
I see you don't know either.

Who /can't understand their lecturers' accents because they're all Greek/ here?

>>71571294
jamal

>>71571296
don't see how you got bit dim out of it

>>71571304
nice try but i shant be spoonfeeding you something that is very obvious

>>71571338
t. Doesn't know

>>71571313
you're a retard so of course you cant see it

reminder that Jake LaMotta is STILL alive

>>71571294
https://twitter.com/wr0etominter/status/834560684415385602

>>71571359
whatever you say, retardo.

>>71571267
Pls respond

>>71571294
>nigger grunting
>music

Kek

>>71571363
but autistic too i see

>>71571306
every lecturer i had when doing EE was either desi or slav with a thick accent

>>71571247
>>71571313
>>71571389
>he doesn't know

BRAP BRAP TING BLUD

>Jafaican

>>71571294
hello nigger

set my watch alarm to go off every 3 minutes so i know when to refresh /brit/

hired a little bulgarian man to click Update every 30 seconds for me

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15 MINUTES into the show discussing №10 in the films' weekly chart.
>muh Moonlight
>muh profound and realistic portrayal of black urban life in Amurika which breaks thru stereotypes
>muh protagonist who's gay and struggles to find his identity

WIPE the liberal media off from my existence.

>>71571454
just get 4chan x

do you still do picture captcha too lmao

fuck my egg timer just broke. how will i know when to refresh /brit/? fuck

saving all my love for you

>>71571482
"off" is redundant here x

love aussie men

broke my hour glass

refreshing /brit/ is going to fucking nightmare now

>>71571498
Do you like cheese?

>>71571518
bent batty boy bum bandit

think its about time to refresh the thread.

*manually refreshes*

ah yes. very convenient. no point in getting an extension which does it for me.

How can I be racist? My wife's son is black!

>>71571552
auto updates would move the thread faster than i like

How can I be a sexist I jerk off to women all the time

funny because the aussie probably hasn't manually refreshed the thread yet so hasnt seen all these mocking posts. haha what a bellend.

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>>71569409

job interviews are a bit like penalty shootouts . can't distil the whole game/personality into that one event but for some reason we can't think of any better way to decide the outcome

>>71571552
the state of you that you think a mouse click is a bother

>>71571599
People say im a woman hater. That's not true. I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don't ask me to trust them. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even i can't fill.

>downloading any browser extension jew botnet

nty. I take my gimmicks unfiltered

>>71571623
they get rid of the men with no bottle

>>71571672
me in the four words from right

what is the fastest speed who went in a wheelcage?

95mph here

>Ah yes I can click 40 captcha to post one sentence but I can't be bothered to click refresh

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>>71571311
>>71571387
>>71571438
edgy children
>>71571377
yes I've seen it, you can stop posting it now

Got jaw ache from all the pussy I've been eating today.

>>71571552
>"no point in getting an extension which does it for me."
*no point in getting a virus which does it for me.*
fix'd.
le_train_faiç.jpg

didnt think daisy ridley was that good looking in star wars but then i saw a video of her just in day to day life and she's top tier qt

business idea: fabricate a story about unknowingly joining the alt-right and sell it to the guardian

REAL HUMAM BEAN

business idea: fabricate a story about unknowingly joining the guardian and sell it to the alt-right

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tha gee eff

>>71571776
she's not that cute as a figure but top tier expressions/personality

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>>71568759
she's the female version of Eddie Redmayne

you haven't needed an extension to autorefresh for years anyway

just reinstalled OSBuddy

>>71571821
WAX
THOSE
FUCKING
ARMS
YOU
UTTER
SKEG

>>71571833
>thatsthejoke.ffs

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What did Eddie Redmayne mean by this?

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>>71571821
that's a cute bitch, shame about the cunt on the right of picture though.

*checks time*
croikey i haven't refreshed /brit/ in 5 whole minutes! better get the old manual refresh out. i must say, i enjoy browsing 4chan like its 2007.
*pulls cursor up to /brit/ tab*
*right clicks*
*selects refresh tab*
*waits 4 minutes for my shitty aussie internet to reload the page*
streuth! that loaded quickly!
*page finishes reloading*
*scrolls past 250 posts to get to the end of the thread*
roight then mates lets make a great post that everyone will enjoy!
*makes a shitty post that no one cares about*
a job well done mates! better set the egg timer this time for the next refesh!

>>71571896
but those are supposed to be funny

hate the way like 99% of films set in antiquity are utter dogshite

>>71571907
bet you thought this was well funny as you were writing it

also hate the way netflix doesn't have a classics category

hate yank gimmicks like 'what did he mean by this' and 'what was his fucking problem'. they're not memes they're just questions where you ask other people to be funny because you're not

>>71571821
the poor pupper looks terrified he'll become dinner

>>71571945
third eye status: bricked up

what i hate about movies are those that use framing devices and overuse them. how i met your mother was the worst possible show for this.
if i start with a character telling the story, well he's well and alive and everything worked out ok, no point in watching the rest of the story.

>>71571945
what did he mean by this is a good gimmick

>>71571957
you're using that gimmick wrong m8

>>71571969
>movies
fuck off yank

>>71571976
>gif
fuck off

>>71571907
Poor effort mate but an effort nonetheless
*pats you on the bollocks*

>>71571969
watch goodfellas

>>71571969
HIMYM isn't a film mate

want to CAUCASOID an african female

might watch night at the museum 2 just for that FIT amelia earhart

she can plot my transatlantic course anytime

>>71571945
Because our gimmicks are much better aren't they?

>digital
>not film
FFO KCUF

Need my bum done

>>71572051
*teases it with willy through your pants*

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>Now Britain's on FLOOD ALERT: New warning after day of destruction from deadly Storm Doris

thought english weather was a meme until now

going to a restaurant tomorrow called meat liquor

>>71572051
>>71572075
What compels people to post fucking childish shite like this? Fuck off to /b/, cretins.

>>71572104
it's fine unless you're northern scottish or irish

>>71572104
>flood alert

yeah for the dumb idiots who live in flood zones

*laughs from my hill*

>>71572104
yeah had like 7 tiles knocked off me roof

friggin nightmare its been

Ah yes, /brit/ the peak of intellectual discussions of poo, wanking, and slags, but god forbid the existence of homosexuals.

Does Donald Trump have Autism?

>>71572157
fuck off bender

>>71572104
birmingham here, saw three people killed by flying trampolines yesterday

>>71572075
*blushes*
*slowly rubs bum against your willy*

>>71572160
i think you have autism judging by the way you formatted that sentence? freak

>>71572160
he's 71. they didn't vaccinate kids back then so it's impossible for him to have autism

silly yank foy

>>71572157
straights and gays don't exist. everyone is bi

>>71572135
ah yes those very hilly places with low population density and large amount of farm/wild land

hmmm

>>71572160
>>71572222
he has dyslexia and he's an old man

go figure

>>71572157
Fuck off you pathetic little mincing prick

>>71572198
r u judging me on my autism u judgmental phucc?

>>71572228
>straights and gays don't exist. everyone is bi
t. closet homo

nobody likes milhouse

>>71572104
got brick dust in my eye when i walked past a building site
the suffering that my people have faced should NEVER be trivialised by you

>>71572281
Lisa you've got detention.

would have made a post but noticed we're past the bump limit and i don't want to have to do the ol' 'kward double post

someone make a 'ew

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could do with a qt blind gf desu.

Is /u/Heknarf ITT?

just realised I haven't had a wank for 4 days

*does the last post of the thread*

nah

>>71572456
>>71572456
>>71572456
New

>>71572433
>>71572438
nah