rorke edition
>>71563426
how has no one found out who this guy is yet
Reminder that life is pain and suffering, and that that it is something you have to accept
Wouldn't mind a couple knobs in me right now
Can't stop listening to the Ukrainian national anthem
EEE POKAZHEM SHO MI BRATTIA KOSACKSOHO or some shit
>>71563459
I saw his Youtube channel once, but I forgot what it was. He probably deleted it. Or maybe I didn't and it's some weird Mandela effect shit.
>>71563467
bit bent
>>71563482
*mandala effect
>>71563492
*affect
>>71563426
Gonna get back into vaping.
Gonna get this in the mail on Monday.
The thing I liked least about vaping is it looks like you're sucking on a robo-phallus, so I got a mahogany e pipe.
>>71563459
because he posts ITT he is the one who always defends Trump
>>71563529
Wouldn't mind a sniff ngl
>>71563528
I sometimes get hard from gay shit but I just can't focus on wanking on it if I try I get bored and always end up back on women. Am I gay?
>>71563568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk aussie with fat fetish should pay this place a visit
>>71563591
Don't think homosexuality involves women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJrNHlDucOw
>>71563591
wow what the fuck? i bet you sometimes crack your knuckles as well
The feet posting is legitimately making me want to abandon thread.
I just had breakfast (I work graveyard shifts) and these pics are bringing my breakfast back up.
Feet are disgusting, and I don't want like on my desk.
>>71563648
Yeah gay porn is much better faggot
>>71563648
>when you have to pretend you find feet sexy because you actually have a chance of seeing some IRL
can yanks go to bed please
>>71563702
State of this ramble of a post
I know not what to make of aussie posters, generally.
>>71293903
good post
>>71518639
LOATHSOME post, Jean-Pierre Malhomme.
Doing a profound and long contemplation from this.
>>71563727
Upstanding post
>>71563728
>I can't read and it's your fault
eating pizza and having a drink x
>>71563790
What?
>>71563810
gizza slice
>>71563810
oi can I have a beer lad?
me? Yes I am portuguese
>>71563856
no beer sorry la just Maker's Mark
have some though
>>71563840
shan't
>>71563672
хyй тeбe.
wtf?! I love Germans now!
Squealing
@71563899
bit racist T B H
>>71563894
>>71563872
>Maker's Mark
think I'll just wait until we get to the club
*does a recrystallisation*
>>71563503
food is plentiful here
When people boil down current issues to race and/or religion, immediately cease conversing with them.
They are brainlets.
Brainletitis is highly contagious.
>>71563936
*runs his hand down your leg*
think i can't wait until then...
concierge
Thursday:
>Daily Pol.
>12:00–13:00
>This Week
>23:35–00:20
>By-elections' special program covering Copeland, Cumbria and Central Stoke-on-Trent
>00:20–03:25
Friday:
>Daily Politics
>12:00–13:00
HOW does The Neil do it, polfans?
He must be heading for an early death at this rate.
off to view a flat today lads
>>71563975
Delete this image, Caucasian wannabe–Angles.
got some runt kraut coming over to see this flat
might rape him x
>>71564113
might be rooming with a queenslander btw
>>71564145
say hi from brisbane for me x
>>71564157
meme city
had 3 beeriods and an arse vomit
all told, a rough start to the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOl-0aRHnxM
/brit/ is finally dying
>>71564350
*slaps you*
>>71564350
*leaves dying thread*
shall we agree to make this the last /brit/ thread? let's go out with dignity
*dies leaving thread*
whoops
lose interest in the conversation if someone mentioned politics or the environment
LOVE big willies ngl.
*plays Mr Blue Sky*
>>71564073
He's just that based
having a go
Making mashed potatoes. Cheese, milk, butter I think. Have 2 eggs as well, but after remembering that thread on /ck/ I'm really put off by them. x
taking a punt
*kicks the runt cage*
which one of you wants to please daddy today
there's an extra bowl of dog feed for who wants to take my dick tonight
what's the Tory endgame
Just matched with PJW on grindr lads.
>>71564560
remenber the daily mail article when they got engaged
middle aged roasties were SEETHING in the comments section
>>71564701
What a complete and utter faggot.
>>71564661
Tell me more.
>>71564661
*smacks fist*
oi aussie boy, you best digeridoo one before you get smacked into dreamtime
>>71564749
*kicks you in the teeth*
no questions
>>71563467
post bum x
>>71564772
*knees your face in*
you fucking talking back to daddy, you filthy runt?
*throws you against the wall*
why so quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k&index=27&list=RDQMAV3FRv8xCVk
choon t-b-h
>>71564876
prefer not to say
>>71564692
Taking back their origin; the place whence their existence started. I'm a Unionist but it's still a prospect which concerns me, being completely honest.
Brisbane bf.
>>71564958
shhh
>>71565065
my bum x
>>71565103
would absolutely jam my willy there a bit ngl.
>22
>rapidly going bald
>5'7"
>5 inch penis
>also chubby and ugly
there is no reason for me to continue existing
>>71565118
x
>>71565122
overdramatic poof
>no work today
*slides into thread in mid-shart leaving a long poo trail after me*
*walks into thread*
*looks around*
ahem...
....SAIL.
>>71565122
mindless shitposting and getting drunk is pretty much the only thing I'm living for anymore
>>71565122
>there is no reason for me to continue existing
yes there is
you make the rest of us feel better
who /bumbreather/ here
pancreatic cancer lad about?
>>71565224
*Brap*
need a job that can lead to a career but it's too late for me to start something like that
gonna end up being one of those middle aged sadcases you see working at the servo
just finished watching arrival
I'м hungry but too depressive to eat, gi'me a low–five?
listening to the soundtrack for the mood on me now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7kVRRkrIaA&list=PLnH2z1aFs0RvWE8qokvEz38yUcGpRbiT9
>>71565273
that film is fucking horrendous
big ears anon here?
>>71565257
0_0 -_-
>>71565257
it's never too late lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QJSvjjgb3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
My grandmama would refer to a small cuboid piece of furniture that one could use to sit on (about half a firestove's height) as a “poof”. I searched both the 'pedia and 'tionary and they only gave homosexual slang as their answers.
I don't even want to do an imagessearch lest I find undesirable images. Any answer to this?
what's for dinner
>>71565257
I reckon if I didn't go to uni I'd get a job in a call centre and just work my way up there, they hire retards because they need loads of people so if your not retarded you have a edge.
I started doing part time data entry at a call centre as a student with no prior experience in anything except the compsci degree I was doing and ended up being a IT intern to the IT team. If I didn't get into a cool ass grad program I would of stayed there and got that IT xp.
Hmmmmmm
>>71565422
delete your grandma
>>71565434
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPPTTT*
and here's dessert
*squeeeeee plop*
>>71565422
it's a pouffe you illiterate spastic potato
>>71565438
I wish I didn't go to uni. Busted my ass for a worthless degree and spent 3 years trying to find a grad job or something related.
Gave up and found a decent customer service/admin role and now given pay rises and they're looking to push me into a new role
doing a poo/my best
>>71565434
just a quick nibble to tie me over til this evening
glad *brrrrrpppt* posting took off
doing my best poo
>>71565541
same, mine was one for the photoalbum
YOU
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
hair looked great yesterday but today it looks shit
it's pretty short so i don't even style it or anything
weird how that works
>>71565518
it's 'tide me over' you illiterate spastic potato
>>71565490
What'd you study?
Also it looks like you want to apply for jobs as early as possible with uni degrees, like before you even pass. The longer you wait the harder it is to get in as a grad
took me piss bottle to the club
>>71565576
maybe but both suffice
>>71565582
me behind x
>>71565582
Me in the back hugging the black lad with tiny white hands
>>71565490
I was studying Communications/PR - one of the impossible ones.
Mate I interned in Hong Kong and applied a year before I graduated. Still couldn't even find work with international experience in a PR firm
>>71565483
>noun
>4. 4.A low cushioned seat with no back; a padded footstool. [from 19th c.]
thanks for the answer, but no thanks for the insult. it's not like she ever wrote it down for me, obnoxious anon.
>'chon posters working in PR
i'm not sure if posting here would help or hurt your PR skills
getting a bit chubby lads
13 stone now and my diet is pretty bad
any tips on eating healthy?
My sis' just posted this on Instergram.
DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE
AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING
>>71565638
Dang, that sucks must be a competitive field.
Me and my brother pretty much did the same computer science degree and we both got the first jobs we interviewed for. I applied for like less than 10 places.
My work also really wanted to hire girl IT people but only 2 out of 100 were girls and they had the shitty infosys degree so they couldn't hire them.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a gf
nobody at work likes me
>>71563951
food is mostly unfit shite for human consumption there.
:)
Hehehe
>>71565754
I don't like you either :(
>>71565765
what are you up to
don't trust this post
>>71565788
>:3
>>71565697
Eat less exercise more.
Lost about 3kg in 2 months just from eating less and my work involves being on my feet all day and a lot of walking.
Calorie counting does work. Some things have an absurd amount.
NHS says 400 for breakfast, 600 for lunch and 600 for dinner and you'll lose weight. It seems to work quite well.
>>71565755
>irish cuisine
ah yes
>browsing People Of Walmart
would almost go to Murica JUST to do a tour of them supermarkets to see the freakshows they got waddling and whizzing around them for myself
This is always a favourite off the ol' 'ddit.
>>71565806
>not breaking from the norm but still posts on 4Chan
this is as much an insult to your own intelligence than it is mine.
The reaction on the left is called "sleeping".
The figure on the right is an expression of being "woke".
Observe the idiosyncracy between these two entities.
really missing the gf lads
really not missing the bf lads
Boys are so silly.
They think we actually think about them and care about their feelings. Lol
>>71565887
wow
>>71565897
Don't really see the point in people who's hobby is 'fashion'.
What do they do other than put on clothes?
Can understand looking good, but when it gets to the point like that pic and /fa/ where you look like a mong it doesn't make any sense.
Canadians re so silly.
They think we actually think about them and care about their feelings. Lol
>>71565897
I'm all for people wearing whatever they want and all, but what the fuck is even going on with that lad on the right?
>>71565697
cook from scratch with the mostly basic ingredients which can be found, as a general rule: avoid products with long lists of what the manufacturers put into them.
vegetables > fruits
organs > poultry
eat nuts and/or seeds for much needed micronutrients like fat–soluble vitamins and minerals.
beware of using oils for frying, know their respective smoke–points. NEVER use olive oil or hemp oil to fry.
>>71566003
wholeheartedly agree with this post
>>71566055
>I'm all for people wearing whatever they want and all
post bum x
>>71565969
all women do from the moment they wake up is think about men
their every action from putting on makeup to going to the gym to the way they dress is all designed to attract male attention
even the way they walk and talk is aimed at getting male attention
>>71566075
never doing that again
checkmate, atheists
Did this Leaf >>71565645 actually think the Briton >>71561326
was being serious or giving out his own desires?
New: >>>/pol/114088499.
Business idea: White, middle-class version of Chicken Connoisseur
are we all unsubscribing from fred on june 1st?
>>71566248
>ah yes lets keep insulting everyone we disagree with because that's totally not the reason we're woefully out of power in the first place
new young thug tune is good
Waiting for my ride home
See if you can doxx me
I just want to see Ireland free again
What the fuck is wrong with that
>>71566259
maybe make them a yank and add a healthy dose of autism and unfashionable clothes and not limited to chicken and i think you're onto something
never knew paul walker was in pleasantville
does a good job tb h
>>71566349
should have started with a non-4chan filename mate
>>71566349
omw to Preston hospital now
>>71566349
PR2 9HT
>>71566259
Half of the appeal of PengestMuch is his colourful South London BME vocabulary.
>>71566454
do this >>71566388 but give him some nigger vernacular
problem solved
dad just walked in on me twerking naked in front of the mirror
>>71566454
>his
she's a girl m8
Just found out my boss at work is an Orangeman.
Knew he was Irish, but I didn't realise he was an Ulsterman.
He told me being an Orangeman isn't about hating Catholics though. It's about defending your heritage when it's under attack.
Wiseman.
>>71566484
did he see you reposting this too?
>>71566454
>BME
>>71565710
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say man, nice shot
What a good shot man
A man
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot
Now that the smoke's gone
And the air is all clear
Those who were right there
Got a new kind of fear
You'd fight and you were right
But they were just too strong
They'd stick it in your face
And let you smell what they consider wrong
That's why I say hey man, nice shot
What a good shot man
A man
Has gun
Hey man
Have fun
Nice shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E
doing a filthy steamy poo
>>71566497
>she's a girl m8
dont get this meme
>>71566554
the meme is that you're a racist who thinks beautiful black women look like men
was going to edge for hours today but ended up not even having a regular wank
>>71566542
mmmm can i clean it up?
2 and a half hours and the thread is just over half way...
Think this 'chon think has run its course
*puts on coat and fedora and heads for the door*
finished my poo
>>71566623
against the rules to impersonate a janitor
>>71566454
>“colourful”
>u
when did Can-is-a-man-da start doing this?
NASA announces several close exoplanets
/pol/: THE JEWS DID THIS
need a new thing to say when people ask what I'm doing with my weekend
"as little as possible, hopefully haha" is getting a bit tired
>entry level oil drilling job posted 2 days ago
>"101 people have already applied to this job on Indeed."
ffs lads how i am i supposed to find a decent job?
>>71566717
amazes me that NASA is still the world leader in space exploration
why is the rest of the world so shit?
Has anybody here ever been to India? How well do they speak English?
>>71566746
I just give them a flat "nothing" and laugh
it wasn't nasa literal FAKE news reee
gay
harry
potter
Is anyone here actually racist? Sometimes I pretend to be as social commentary
>>71566905
europeans are unironically racist
>>71566881
pick three
>>71566905
I hate all races equally. If anything I hate women more than blacks/asians
>>71566905
not racist but i hate muslims
>>71566905
If you're a white, British male, then you are racist by default.
>>71566771
Call your tech support to find out.
>>71566717
the possibility of life on other planets is all that space is worth
>>71566905
i abhor racism but harbour a severe irrational racist sentiment
>>71566703
Both are technically correct in Canada.
What you see is things associated with the government and public sector use Commonwealth spelling, but a lot of private business use American spelling.
One of the things I've noticed is that I have a driver's Licence issued by the government of Alberta, but I work License issued by my work company.
Public sector has all that good British spelling, but companies go full Yankee-doodle-dandy.
>even the darkies are sick and tired of darkie immigrants in south africa
>>71566905
one of my mates is
really hates black people
Daily reminder.
>Anon, you overslept. I called your work to say you've been hit by a car and are in intensive care but likely to die.
>Now's our chance to leave our life behind and start again in Havana. Our plane leaves in 2 hours.
wat do?
>>71567032
fuck off jock
Nonce.
>>71567056
I'd be so incredibly confused
what?
why?
HOW DID IT ESCALATE THIS QUICKLY?
>>71567028
Do black South Africans move to Holland?
I thought the gutter-dutch spoken in Zaffa was exclusive to the Boers and a handful of Mulattoes.
>>71567028
Didn't even know south Africa had many immigrants
They're a funny one because they don't just lump together mixed race and black, they treat them like two different groups
botty is soggy
>>71567096
Milo was nonced by a Catholic priest
>>71567056
>implying cuba has 4chan
fuck off bint
/brit/ is so much nicer when it's devoid of posters only looking to fight
>>71567103
>Do black South Africans move to Holland?
no
>>71567106
think they've been getting flooded by everyone directly north of them and nigerians
>>71567106
> they don't just lump together mixed race and black,
They become quite distinct when the full blacks still live like Africans and the Mulattoes are considerably more affluent and adopt civilised attributes of their whiter half.
>>71567113
Seems like more of a he problem than a me one.
Bought some banana protein powder after using unflavoured for ages
Worth the extra few quid I say
I am a pipeman yes I am!
>>71567056
who are you and is my gf coming with us?
only pipe worth smoking is a crack one
are the normblots still doing that wippy nay dance move
Want to bum several lads.
Ed Miliband wasn't that bad but at the time the right wing press made him out to be a communist and blairite Cameron to be a real conservative
>>71567103
I don't think many bleks speak afrikaans
maybe a few mixed races around cape town
>>71567255
*clumsily runs to the front of the queue*
Eat the rich
>>71567170
noncing effects us all
If I take my kids out of school would a tutor be ok for the goberment not to mess with me
>>71567266
he ruined the lib dems
lovely day outside and i have literally nothing to do
>>71567309
*places your hand on my willy*
Thoughts?
>Google has launched a new AI program called Perspective to detect “abusive” comments online in an effort to crack down on hate speech.
>Publications such as The New York Times, The Guardian, and The Economist are testing the new software as a way of policing comments sections, according to the Financial Times.
>>71567329
Maybe we should not encourage cults that have a weird obsession with abstinence then.
I'm back in Liverpool and everything seems the same
Was Einstein a fedora?
>>71567452
yes
>>71567452
He was smart so he is allowed to be
Why are northern english people so ugly?
>>71567266
I thought they just attacked miliband for being a massive spaz?
though they definitely blew cameron's """conservatism""" out of proportion
>>71567515
>>71567529
We also don't notice this today, but Einstein's contemporaries noted that his fashion sense was a good 3 to 4 decades behind.
He wore wing-tip collars and suits that had been out of fashion for decades.
He probably had a serious case of the 'tisms.
any updates on pizzagate?
>>71567569
That's just common among academics. They stick with what they wore in their 20s.
>>71567569
he was quite good with women so it's doubtful that he had the 'tism
There's a feminist sitting a few chairs away from me with smash the patriarchy bands on. What should i do?
bought some charlie online on Tuesday and it still hasn't arrived. My mate was going to buy some off me for use tonight when he's at a gig but it looks like that wont be happening. The one time where it isn't NDD. fuck.
feel bad for letting him down :(
boring question but
is there really a big polish influence in london?
like jamaicans and indians seem to have put a mark on london (good or bad) but I never hear about polish people, or like polish food or slang in london
same with ukrainians in canada
>>71567659
find coke dealers to be the least reliable of the dark web vendors 2bh
>>71567659
Waste man
>>71567694
i wonder why that is
>>71567637
Suck him off.
>>71567659
Well, there's still hope for tomorrow. But it's the worst feeling.
never interfere with your enemy when he making a mistake
learned that from the art of war by sun tzu
must read for all men
>>71567720
well i really hope it arrives tomorrow because thats when im going out and wanted some high grade charlie to enhance the evening.
fuck off yank
>>71567717
hmmm
a good question
somethng like
dont get high off your own supply
but hmmm
somehow
i think they've ignored that old adage
haha whats this pizzagate story all about
did someone build a GATE out of PIZZAS haha madness
>>71567729
reckon sun tzu is overrated trash who spews mind numbingly obvious shit that has been covered better and in more depth by people both before and after him
Milo is a nonce
>>71567675
Kielbasa just surpassed Vindaloo as the most popular takeout in the UK. Polka music is gaining traction among the urban youth, and a lot of Polish vocabulary is entering common speech.
I was in London last month, and I swear, I thought the plane accidently dropped me off in Bialystok.
>>71567729
Didn't Napoleon say that?
I suppose Sun Tzu predates him but the film/book I read recently attributed that quote to ol' 'oleon
>>71567794
can you give me a source for that? i believe you but I just want to see what else is up there (about the takeouts)
thats interesting, what polish vocab gets used in common speech?
277
im so f***ing bored
>>71568015
I feel no more comfortable than when I am with you gentlemen
Burka
Burqua
Burquqwa
Burukurukwa
whoever guessed preston, well done
>>71568122
Ban them all desu (ban muslims as well haha)
its horrifying seeing all the european flags in /mena/
>im so f***ing bored
>>71568264
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/821829791875731462
why do attractive women with bad personalities regard themselves as unattractive with great personalities?
>>71568297
jesus he's horrifying.
I think a stitch has ripped already
bloody nhs
Want her to shoot my bollocks with a star wars laser gun
what's the most upper middle class surname you can think of?
for me, it's sullivan
>went off to shag the gf an hour ago
>we're still on this thread
god this place falls apart when I'm not here
>>71568392
I love upturned lips (if that's what that is)
>>71568340
Rude of you
>>71568392
felicity a cute
>>71568432
Spencer
post qts (male)
>There is simply not a shred of racism in me, as a person whose whole family is formed by flight from persecution, from different people in different generations. It's what I am. It's one of the reasons I am a liberal
>>71568432
Delevingne
I've been selecting the same fucking shelves for days google.
>>71568462
I'm dying
For me, it's Harold Kane
>>71568503
why do liberals idolise "oppression" and "persecution" so much
>man killed a banker by only using a single HEEM
What a good man you are, Con. Please continue at your leisure.