/script>
the weedman cummeth
*falls towards you*
>>71562570
worst post
>>71562570
real thread is here
>>71562572
>>71562612
fuck off retard
am getting married
Watching TOS. Tv really ought to get back to putting hot women in every episode of a series. The degradation of the standards of beauty is so bad that Star Trek is basically porn.
Returning this to its owner.
>>71562666
I shan't be saving that.
>>71562657
>>71562657
congrats
>>71562666
i have this but the finish poster has yet to get back to me
>>71562660
The French bitchy princess and the Mirror Universe one were my favourites.
i fucking hate racists and trump and the kkk
>>71562736
*deports you*
>>71562666
>>71562777
Canada is the most powerful nation in this world.
Beware the Northern Leaf
>>71562796
*pours your maple syrup down the drain*
>>71562690
Thank you, Now I just need to find a slick way to get out of the making babies thing for a few years. I'd like to have maybe 3-5 years before a kid.
>>71562817
Such thoughtless destruction.
>>71562710
Good taste.
I hate traps, because I love them
i was taken it in Yokosuka.
>>71562817
jokes on you, we still have the strategic maple syrup reserve
that ain't no shit neither
2 nukes wasnt enough
god damn nipps
Maple syrup quality by country
USA > Canada
>>71562868
remove article 9 please.
>>71562824
that might be something to discuss before marriage
>>71562869
Eugenics could really use a comeback.
>>71562955
i've always wondered how they thought they'd be able to fence it, doubt there's much of black market for syrup
>>71562979
If there's a huge honey black market I assume there's probably one for syrup.
>>71562908
>the distinctive bow and bridge of a battleship
>16 inches main battery
maybe i guess it is Iowa or North Carolina or South Dakota class either.
>>71562979
there's actually a great maple syrup black market because quebec is so terrible at managing it
they created quota caps on its production and have massive taxes on it, so they're killing the industry within the province.
>>71563003
depends on the regulations though, doesn't it?
SWEDEN YES
>>71562908
imperialist doggu
Wish somebody would JFK trudeau honestly. Useless faggot didn't even give us the weed.
>>71563093
i like how the trash bag has judgemental body language
>>71563130
me in response to an over regulated market
>>71563121
>guns get banned
>becomes a martyr with statues and streets named after him
>immediately becomes one of the "best" leaders because he was killed
>wants a guy assasinated because he's keeping you from giving into the devil's lettuce
>>71563151
fair enough
honestly if they don't do something about it soon the other provinces and vermont will probably kill their industry. maple farmers are already jumping ship because they make more money doing the same job outside of quebec's reach.
Drugs I've tried rankings
Alcohol > mushrooms > weed > cocaine > salvia > meth
Brotip: never get addicted.
>Ive done drugs (other than booze and sugar/caffeine)
>>71563174
it has more to do with him being a terrible leader and lying to the public about one of his biggest campaign promises him and his party knew full well they couldn't, nor would do
>>71563121
that muslim faggot could have
i like that everyone is pretending the parliament shooting didn't happen because it's inconvenient to their diversity narrative but they amplified security costs to keep those fucks safe while the rest of us get iffy groups of people forced on us.
>wants a guy assassinated for being useless
May as well put a hit on yourself.
>>71563241
harper was PM when that happened
>sugar/caffeine
What did he mean by this?
>>71563212
My top drug was NONE sweetheart! drug and alcohol free and thats the best drug, "Being free of it and not having that stuff in your system", you must try my drug!!!!!!
>>71563253
i know, but justin had been brought in for his dads name already by that time. his party took the longest to comment on anything.
mulcair cried like a faggot to the police and demanded extra protection.
oh damn, is mexico 'sleep? I wanted to ask if anyone knew of any good spanish podcasts, preferably mexican podcasts, I want to work on my spanish
>>71563270
I don't do drugs bo more my Saracen friend.
>>71563265
caffeine and sugar fall under the categorizations for drugs
>>71563313
>sugar
My dick falls under the categorizations for drugs.
>>71563285
I do laughter. :)
because it hurts in a good way, releases endorphins which is a "feel good" drug your body produces, it improves your skin and health (naturally very slightly, but hey, a bonus!)
Find one of those friends that makes you laugh hysterically, and you'll be set.
Had a Canadian dick once. Better than cocaine.
This show is so soothing.
>>71563349
Too bad the high is even shorter haha
>>71563323
because it stimulates but never pays off?
>>71563412
Yeah, ugh.
>>71563154
He's not even worth the bullet tbf. He'll get voted out in 2019 most likely.
>10 years to replace a handgun developed in 1935
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>71563438
TbH some WWII era handguns are better than modern ones. You don't want to end up with a stupid 80's wop pistol like the US did.
>>71563438
who gives a shit? the m1911 is still a damn good gun and i would issue it as standard to the canadian forces. If it aint broke dont fix it. If they want a new pistol so bad just buy glocks
>>71563524
Yawn
desu
marijuana cannabis > alcohol > everything else
marijuana is better in everyway, if you're a moderate user you'll spend less on your habit, the day after you use the stuff you won't be physically impaired, and only slightly mentally impaired, not to mention it's staggeringly healthier than drinking. both feel amazing though.
>>71563538
Good post
>>71563524
>former Trump voter here.
you cant uncast your ballot, and let me guess you live in PA
>marijuana is better in everyway, if you're a moderate user you'll spend less on your habit, the day after you use the stuff you won't be physically impaired, and only slightly mentally impaired, not to mention it's staggeringly healthier than drinking. both feel amazing though.
>>71563572
posts talking about nuclear launch codes tend to be partly copy pasta
>i smoke mari huanas
>>71563609
i know and they also troll that theyre especially guilty and from swing states
>>71563241
Oh yeah i forget about that sometimes myself. And no, crackhead Micheal Zehaf and his ol lever action would have never made it through hordes of federal police to Harper, who left surrounded by cops as soon zehaf's corpse hit the ground.
rude pieces of shit
>>71563351
Anime often has a soothing effect for me desu. Shame that so much of it is shit.
>>71563566
It's true.
Trump winning the presidency doesn't change the fact the Falcons gave up a 25 point lead in the super bowl.
>>71563626
i'm just saying a few bullets wizzing by these fat suits would do the country some good
nothing grounds a rich baby like having to toss a pair of clothes because they're soiled by fearfully shitting themselves
>>71563633
>>71563675
>not the fact that the Patriots came back from a 25 point differential
>>71563538
1911=/=Hi power
And It's about keeping your nation's first line of defence on par with the rest of the world. And fucking pistols are the tip of the iceberg when it comes to lack of military funding and replacing gear that hasn't been hi tech since korea.
>>71563633
*rubs your tummy-wummy*
*heats you up a nice glass of milkie-wilkie*
There you go big baby, drink that all up.
That's a good baby.
>>71563720
I know it wasnt the 1911 in question. But this is just a farce, they're going to spend millions on getting a tender out only to pick some lack lustre pistol. The hipower is fine, if they really need to upgrade they should consult canadian police departments and select a pistol quickly and efficiently.
>US army chose the P320 to replace the 1911
>it's a 9mm
.40 is the best
there are no mexicans in this thread
i guess trump really did build the wall
>>71563538
the thing is they do break, and need to be fixed
that's why switching to a more modern firearm with plenty of cheap parts also used in the common civilian market would be ideal
>>71563720
it's mostly just that the hi powers become expensive to upkeep
pistols are pretty irrelevant for the most part when it comes to military
>filter: entry level
>senior, experienced in results
>>71563780
theyre all on siestas
Hmm.
Does anyone know who this gentleman is?
Also is he friendly?
>>71563796
>entry level title
>requires intermediate and sr. level experience
entry level is only used these days as an excuse to pay you less
>>71563813
I hate this may may.
i have a stomach ache
>tfw Ive clocked at least 6 hours of Overtime this week on top of a 22 hour work week
I keep telling my boss to put me in another department, but if he wants me to keep taking forever to close and pay me extra, fine
>>71563908
drink some tea
Someone milk my man udder.
tfw when i remember i'll be turning 30 this year
>>71563908
when i have a stomach ache i take it easy. if you can, relax and watch some TV. drink something that has the fizzy stuff in it (im sorry i dont know what its called, im only 12 haha). did you know the best thing to drink is 3aseer 2asab or coca cola? coca cola works THE BEST for me :) if the takin it easy isnt helping try takin pain medication such as tylenol or advil, and then something to make ur tummy feel better like tums, or bebto bismol. my grandma, granba and 3 of my uncles are doctors and they tell me this when i has a stomach ache.
The Taco fears the Russian Bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGPSw6vIYZc
>>71563983
Lol you're a few months older than me grandpa
>>71563782
>pistols are pretty irrelevant for the most part when it comes to military
I understand that, hence "tip of the iceberg." Our gear is old. We're a wealthy, developed nation and the military shouldn't be neglected while they pour shekels into programs for fugees and assorted liberal faggotry.
>>71564032
have you registered as a CPC member?
deadline is march 28 to vote for leadership
Gonna go to Canada and vote illegally. Whoops look like you guys have voter ID laws. Dang.
Kind of want a liberal minority next election without Trudeau as PM.
>>71564116
yeah, we raycist like that
>mfw democrats say voter ID is racist because black people can't afford ID
they're lying through their teeth and they know but they rely on purchased votes from welfare recipients
>>71564152
No, they literally think they aren't smart enough to go the DMV. Democrats are a bunch of racists.
>>71564172
i think their strategy is to say shit like that so that ballots are less secure and they can rig them
>>71564251
I wonder how many states Trump was robbed of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZ2mTVwaNs
why does this scene give me such a boner?
>>71564268
hard to say
dog bless him though he is the hero america needed after obama tried to destroy the country
>>71564150
i was hoping for a minority last election
majorities seem bad more often then not, the gov can do whatever bad idea it has
>>71564116
>>71564152
i don't get why people have an issue with it
the conservatives made it a little harder for no real reason but before hand you just needed paper work and a credit card or something to prove your identity. now it's picture id only to be a little more strict.
>>71564452
Because democrats are notorious for busing people state to state to vote multiple times. If we had a voter ID that problem would be gone overnight.
>>71564382
Agreed.
Is Trudeau kind of sex symbol of Canada? Is it true, that he one of the best persons (I mean beauty level). I think, that for Russia & russian girls he will not be 10/10.
Also, he likes gay parads as I can see, is he gay?
Why Canada has too much gays?
Do you think, that gay activity is ok?
Do you have too much gays there because of Trump?
How muslim people lives there near the gays?
>>71564697
No.
Unlikely.
Canada does not have "too [many] gays".
Nothing wrong with being gay.
No.
Probably the same way they live near everyone else.
>>71564697
Tudeau panders to the far left. Fags should be sent to work camps and electroshock chambers.
>>71564835
Mike Pence is in Canada
>Nothing wrong with being gay.
Why Ivanka Trump had lovely look on meeting with him? It is because he one of the famous persons and it was just surprised reaction?
Ah yes, causal relationships hm.
>/pol/ is not a hugbox
pls no kill
>>71565275
pol become a shithole after the election
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhJ7NmU6lJI
>>71565306
its always been a shit hole
>>71565454
true but it came worse
>>71565454
>>71565504
can't handle truth?
>>71565005
Because she was negotiating a dea to get some sort of women's workers program done. Justin conceded immediately and even offered to allow the US to annex Canada.
good night cum
Anime is degenerate
>>71563987
MR PERIWINKLE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Islam is a shit religion.
Deporting people for committing crimes is a pretty reasonable practice.
>>71566530
>>71568435
RACIST RACIST I'M CALLING THE COPS
RACIST RACIST I'M CALLING THE COPS
>>71568435
people can't even enter canada if they have a criminal record.
>ask a girl out in my MAGA hat
>she says yes to an open relationship
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
year
of
the
gf
Hey lads,
This summer I'm going to west coast USA. I'll be traveling with my family in a camper between San Francisco and Salt Lake City.
Anything I should visit? Anything I should look out for?
>>71569789
>open relationship
>>71568435
racist
>>71569922
jews and niggers
>>71570051
I've only seen one jew in my entire life. It was in Belgium.
Really makes you think
Buds
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/03/25/american-college-of-pediatrics-reaches-decision-transgenderism-of-children-is-child-abuse-321212
:^)
dead thread
dead general
>>71572251
This
I blame the flaggots
>>71572461
anime posters and redditflag users ruined /cum/
tfw drinking and listening to flying lotus
>>71572830
good man
I'm dead boyos
>>71572830
im listening to shooting stars and watching kot photos
>>71573086
>finnish """"men""""
>>71573144
>""""american"""" posters
>>71573144
well posted my friend
cant i feel at ease once in a while?
ok ill return to black metal and gore pics tomorrow
>>71573174
>proxy """"niggers""""
>>71573203
good, good
tfw sober and listening to EDM
tfw high and listening to bob marley
XDDDDDD
>>71573452
*hemms you*
I WANT TO LIVE IN ALASKA AND GO EVERYWHERE WITH MY STEYR AUG IN THE OPEN
>>71570096
based
>A person’s belief that he or she is something they are not is, at best, a sign of confused thinking. When an otherwise healthy biological boy believes he is a girl, or an otherwise healthy biological girl believes she is a boy, an objective psychological problem exists that lies in the mind not the body, and it should be treated as such.
kek trannies btfo
Just at a crunchwrap supreme and regret it already
>>71573850
why?
I think if I lived in the US I would be a serious Taco Bell addict.
>>71573850
I'm going to taco bell for lunch
>birthday in 3 days
fucking shoot me I'm old
>>71573896
Because I've got a stomach ache already
>>71574001
*kisses ur tummy*
>>71573964
How old will u be
>>71573649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
> dat form
>>71574048
Thats nothing
Plenty of time do stuff
my balls haven't dropped yet
@71574126
So desperate for (you)s aren't ya
>>71574109
plenty time, sure, but what sucks is that no onei know is going to be in town to celebrate with me
guess i'll just drain my wallet at a pub by myself
>>71574190
I dont personaly even celebrate them
I mean its just a day like any other
>>71574190
>needs to celebrate his birthday
what are you a fucking child
>24
oh wait, you are L O L
@71574256
ebin meme my dude
at least i have friends
>>71574342
well apparently you don't LOL
@71574256
Yet you are the one whose balls haven't dropped yet
>>71574390
nonsensical post
>>71574342
Dont even reply to him
So your bday is on the 27th ill try to remember and post something that day
Unless im sleeping or busy for long
>>71574473
thanks man, i'll keep watch of the threads that day
@71574424
Now you are stealing my catchphrase...
Went to Pennsylvania for two days
Holy fuck I never saw so many white people before
And I actually saw a fuck ton of stars for the first time in my life
It was great
Ban foot""""""""kraut""""""""
>>71574620
this
rangeban on germany when?
>>71574607
Sounds terrible. Pennsylvania needs some vibrant Mexican culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT_XB9mhPnY
good song
how do we save Canada?
>>71574881
by kicking out all the libshits like trudeau in the government`
>>71574881
reverse brain drain
>>71574881
>>71574881
It's too late at this point. Any Canadian with some sense is making plans currently to abandon the country. It doesn't take Nostradamus to see that the country is in a death spiral.
>>71574881
>how do we save Canada?
they learn the hard way
71575409
Shan't be replying to this bait
>>71575409
Why aren't you speaking Somali?
>>71574881
Accept what has already happened
wow she is beautiful :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fon1c9GSfF0
mixing ground up oats and protein powder was a good business idea
wish i could kiss all the love live girls
Is this the rare Justins thread?
rateth the gfeth
>Trump publically called CNN the Clinton News Network
https://youtu.be/44NAEVYsJvQ?t=8330
how mad can one man get
>>71576352
Beautiful
>>71576352
wow im speechless
>>71562588
canada is of ninja
There's this family-owned daycare that's supposedly hiring down the street from me and I thought I'd try applying. Is this strange to do as a guy? I'd like to work somewhere family-owned like there because it seems really laid back, but wouldn't it appear creepy to apply there if you're a guy? I'm not a pedo at all.
>>71577044
fucking pedo
>>71577044
why is the US so obsessed with labeling guys as pedos?
literally can't walk past a playground in the US any more without people screaming pedo at you.
>>71577157
projection
Got called an asshat in Timmies lads
>>71577628
You Asshat
>>71577155
hapa is truly the master race
>>71577155
Asian don't care because they have dominant genes so the half asians kids still look asians.
>>71577628
I literally got called a tosser by someone on a bus when I was visiting Birmingham.
It was the first and only time I've ever seen a Brit being gratuitously rude like that.
>>71577725
lol you're a tosser
>>71562570
>>71563270
Business idea:
Limoncello that is
80% alcohol (160 proof)
10mg THC
100mg caffeine
Taking three shots is like drinking a 6pack, eating an edible, and drinking two cups of coffee. It's also basically sugar syrup
Call it X-Fade Lemon
>>71562062
She always disappears like that. She even did it during her campaign while Trump was having rallies
>>71577155
Me on left
>Brady is a friend of President Donald Trump; in 2017, Brady indicated he had known Trump "for 16 years". At a political event in New Hampshire on the day before the 2016 presidential election, Trump said he had received a call from Brady, and that Brady told him "Donald, I support you, you're my friend, and I voted for you." However, after Gisele Bündchen was asked directly on Instagram whether she and Brady backed Trump, Bündchen answered "NO!" After a Trump campaign "Make America Great Again" cap was photographed in Brady's locker, Brady said that Bündchen told him not to discuss politics anymore, which he thought was a "good decision".
What did they mean by this?
>>71578700
>Gisele Bündchen
Another """""kraut""""" who needs to be purged
maturbated with my window open
Just killed a giant horsefly that ended up in my bathroom somehow buds. I feel like a man
>>71578965
horses can't fly nigga u trippin
Do you have goods which made in the USA?
>>71578894
>>71578965
high quality posts
>>71579486
can you repeat the question?
>>71576327
No. it's the rare conan thread
There all sorts of jobs, blue and white collar, and there is no difference; it's always slavery. Wasting 8-9 hours a day to make someone else richer will never improve your life and it has been done by billions. So why is this impressive? Ah, it's normal.
>>71580143
Funny world
you get a lot of shit if you are a lazy jobless leach too
>>71580143
Kind of reminds me of
>cringratz u is radugated from high school
wtf i love sweden now
>>71579486
A toyota
>>71580380
I've never seen depictions of tanned vikings. What an anomaly!
I like to get drunk and listen to country in the weekends and I like to mention it in /cum/
This is what I'm listening to atm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u925g6CgKuw
Is there any place in the world that meets this critieria?
1.is hot/warm all year round
2. Gets less than 12 hours a day of sunlight on average
Frankfurt-Chengdu-Taipei
Taipei-Shanghai-Frankfurt
-> 800€
Munich-Frankfurt-Chengdu-Taipei
Taipei-Shanghai-Frankfurt-Munich
->600€
How is that fucking flight 200€ cheaper with one added leg?
>>71581043
you bb
I googled "Mexican models" and all that showed up was white women :(
>>71581175
Mexicans are white, ask your census
think my bagels have already gone stale
just bought em yesterday
have any of you americans served on an aircraft carrier?
what was it like?
>>71581175
mehico es blanco!
>company contacts me
>reply back
>"Please let me know you have any other questions."
Fuck
>>71581403
OH
MY
GOD
doubt they'll even notice, nobody reads those set phrases anyway because you know what it's gonna be already
7 days, buds
>>71581521
till garbage day?
>>71581403
i don't get it?
>>71580143
youre making someone else richer because they know how to organize people well enough to make all that money.
Doubt you could run a businesses yourself.
>>71581478
hopefully
>>71581624
I forgot the "if."
>>71581559
till GotY
>>71581043
a petri dish
>>71581649
desu it's pretty telling that the leaf and I didn't even notice it. our brains are just so used to that statement that it filled in the blanks.
>>71581403
I didn't even notice at first tbqhwtfamalam
>>71581649
oh fug
i didn't even notice
>>71581712
yeah i even went back and read it again and still didn't notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKVnur5DkdI
krauts BTFO
Yen > triss
not my president
>>71581882
Germany was never fascist
>>71581950
FUCK drumpf and FUCK whypipo
>>71582255
DAS RIGHT
Don't let /bit/ know, but I'm actually extremely jealous of how well their system works
>legislature opens
>20 shady bills pop up each with a million dollars in backing
>there's literally no where you can hear an open discussion on them
>legislature decides to increase spending thinking their tax will pass
>it doesn't
>legislature decides to take money out of general fund on a tax they promised would only be used for schools
This sort of thing would be on their local programming, but we never hear about it and if we do its through crazy ad campaigns
>>71580956
I bet Neil would be on board for some form of unironic environmental nazism.
Reminder that Hitler was an environmentalist.
https://youtu.be/JKezdYM8cOc
How do you guys do it
>>71563093
Left or right?
fucking love kelly
Despises Denmark anon
>>71582683
he's /ourcartoonist/
>>71581882
Fascism is undoubtedly the worst political system
Black History Month
>>71582758
Lewd
I thought I could wait but I kind of want to get the switch soon
I have a new technology addiction
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Flag_of_Denmark.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Denmark.svg.png
>>71582791
wait for them to reveal more at E3, thats what IM doing
>>71582758
>clarence thomas in heaven
"China overtakes US and France as Germany's biggest trading partner"
Why are krauts such sellouts?
>Woody Guthrie's dad was in the KKK
haha
>>71582744
that's an odd way to spell communism
>>71582870
We are asserting our global dominance.
Germany is the new leader of the Free World.
popping the old hemorrhoid back in boys
test
icles
>>71582895
Shelf toilets for everyone
>>71582895
Say hi to your new chinese overlords for me
>>71582931
How does it feel not being able to take a shit, then fap and jizz on your turds before wiping your ass and sending it all down the ol chute?
who else watching spring training here?
>>71582972
>sitzpinklers
>>71582972
It's absolutely terrible. Third world!
>>71582758
>Clarence Thomas
Can't believe they acknowledged him for once
roundabouts confuse and enrage me
>>71582964
The kraut that posts here is a chinaman, actually. Can't you tell?
>>71583179
t. ameridumb
>>71583196
He's a faggot sinoboo
>>71583226
I'm Taiwanese
>>71583196
he's not, don't let his fake taiwan passport pic fool you
>>71583179
You just drift around them until you find your way out.
>>71583179
how? they're only annoying if they're too small, but they're not even remotely a problem most of the time
>>71583243
>fake
>>71583279
post a timestamp then
Post songs that literally describe you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU
>>71583235
>I'm """"""""""""Taiwanese""""""""""""
>>71583338
a timestamp then
71583389
Faggot sinoboo
he's a faggot and he's taiwanese
What should I have for lunch?
>>71583484
He's """"Taiwanese""""
>>71579486
Almost all of my knives and blades (I don't collect) are American.