FUCK brits edition
supporting the superior thread
>superior thread
/cum/ more like /dumb/
I wish I was Icelandic.
>>71557743
It's time for you to go
>>71559643
Can't say I've ever heard of her before
have to check it out later
>>71558608
That's Greenland u fucking weapon
HEY would you look at that my flags aren't working again
HOIST UP YOUR RIGHT WINGERS
THERES A STAAARR MAAAAAAAAN
WAITING IN THE SKY
No one has been in my room except my parents in almost 13 years. I'm about to move out.
I wonder what someone would have thought of it
WOOOOORDS THAAAT KILLLLLLLL
WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>71559757
Where did you get this pic of me in your house?
Got a cuppa tea going buds
>>71559836
by snapping it when i found you
how do I into nasa gf /cum/?
music recommendations
>>71559854
I did not consent to photography
>>71559829
no rt
nigga u dum
*enters /cum/ saloon*
>>71559864
>the soulless dead eyes of a shark
Asians really must not have souls...
>>71559883
howdy
>>71559869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqDOMLb8eVQ
>>71559883
yuuuuuuuuu waito devirrr
getr outttttttttttt
>>71559883
*leans on the bar polishing a glass*
What'll it be, son?
>>71557743
You have to go back
>>71559909
wait a minute
you're not an american
>>71559874
i did not consent to letting you stay in my cupboard, but i let you anyway
the ZOG has placed the yoke of carrying Amerikwa but for such atomized individuals this burden is simply too much to bear
>>71559942
then you did consent
>>71559954
FUCK
>>71559829
fixed
Made for black cock, even he knows it
>>71559970
if you would maybe like to delete this EMBERASSING post, now would probably a good time
>>71559909
>>71559981
did anyone make these for the princesses of Spain yet?
>>71559988
am i being detained?
So I just watched the first episode of Black Mirror. For those who haven't seen it, basically a fictional princess of the UK royal family gets kidnapped, and the terrorist has only one demand: the UK PM has to fuck a pig on live television. It can't be faked.
Now ignoring whether they would do it, would you want your country's leader to adhere to the terrorist's demands? Replace the (incredibly well loved) fictional princess with your country's equivalent, obviously.
It's hard to imagine something like this because I don't think we have someone capable of causing that much unrest if they got kidnapped, but pretending we did for a second, I still wouldn't want our PM to do it.
>>71560005
Not sure, but I can "shop" shit faces on some pictures if ya want
>>71560010
yes. if you close this tab, you will bearrrested.
please stay calm, sir.
>>71560013
As long as a picture of Muhammad is on the pig's face Trudeau can do whatever he wants to the thing.
>the brit has to leave but the """""german""""" gets to stay
NOT FAIR
>>71560023
knock yourself out
>implying anyone likes the kraut
Excuse me but Bonglings are forbidden fruit in the Garden of /cum/
You will have to leave, or else God will smite you
>>71560047
>""""german""""
what did he mean by this
on a related note, why are you still in my eu? i was under the impression you had been bounced?
>>71560047
OI MAT U BE AN CHEEKE CUNT??????????????????????
WOT THE FOK DET YE SAY A BUUT ME WAOUF
ILL BOSH UR FOOKIN HEAD IN MOAT
>>71560057
Reported to the FBI you sick fuck.
>>71560089
>Barron Trump is okay
>another country's kiddies is somehow crossing the line
>>71559829
CBC should be one sucking cock. What an awful company.
I unironically feel as if there's a noose around my neck at all times. It's like the rope is calling to me.
How the fuck did Britain ever control India, a country 20x their size
>>71560126
>>71560025
FOR WHAT?
I AM A CITIZEN OF EARTH
YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME
AM I BEING DETAINED!!!!!????
>>71560155
Poos are retarded in groups, same reason Mongols, Iranians, Arabs etc. could all do it.
>>71560164
sir please calm down or i will have to downboat you
>>71560181
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
HES RAPING ME HEEELP HEEEEEEELP
AM I BEING DETAAAAAAAINEEEED
>>71560057
Eveline from resi7
anyone else ever just look up comfy houses that you cant afford and imagine living there?
>all the dxm had acetaminophen in it
>got a 15 pack of cheap beer instead
>>71560252
I listen to happy music and imagine what it'd be like to be happy.
>>71560252
livin it
>>71559905
>>71560195
>Why don't people like us immigrants?
>>71559743
your system is a pathetic failure and on the brink of extinction haha
>>71560155
They conquered by dividing then making them fight each other
>>71560279
this picture is a forgery
everyone knows uncle Pino was the one who pushed out commies, he wouldnt trust this to anyone else
>>71557394
A British accent is basically a fedora for your voice.
>>71560312
he is in another helicopter, slightly below the other one, legend has it
Just found a song I tried to find like 1 year ago but didn't know the name
No better feeling Tbh
>>71560155
mind control
>ded /cum/
How do we fix this?
>>71560126
yeah i used to feel NHK like aliens laughing at me and waiting for me to kill meself
Been a decade since I've found such an astounding musical artist that I can call them my favorite boys.
>>71560420
give me UNLIMITED POWER
>>71560317
>>71560420
>How do we fix this?
import brits
>>71560420
>>71560499
Did he live
I went to San Francisco and I didn't like it
>>71560450
>responds to krautfag
Opinion disregarded
>>71560483
>wanting /brit/ in here
Opinion disregarded
>>71560499
>poo
Opinion disregarded
>1/3 replies is non-/cum/
We need an immediate ban on all non-/cum/ flags.
>>71560499
The guy who went to stop the tire from continuing on its bloodthirsty rampage is a true hero
>>71560526
Recently?
>>71560526
I've been to Guadalajara and I loved it
>>71560526
I went there and it was fire desu
>>71560555
last summer
>>71560575
>fire
I meant fine. I'm not a nigger, trust me.
>>71560579
And why didn't you like it?
>>71560499
Dude fuck this. I would be furious in the afterlife.
Why is all of this shit from India
>>71560546
>>wanting /brit/ in here
>Opinion disregarded
wot?
>>71560596
shitty countries lack safety regulations or don't enforce them
over populated places also tend to not value human life
>>71560593
because it wasn't what i expected and i deny to give more information
are you a spy?
>>71560596
It's Brazil
is anime allowed in /cum/?
>>71560499
Where the fuck did that come from
>>71560618
I ask the questions here.
Why wasn't it what you expected?
>>71560596
that's not india
>>71560596
>India
It was Brazil
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/brazil-man-struck-flying-tire-freak-accident-article-1.2979242
He survived
>>71560639
Yes.
>>71560666
this is why /cum/ live longer than others //?
>>71560666
blue ribbon?
>There's someone out there for everyone
>>71560688
>>71560690
I don't know what either of you are asking.
>>71560707
From what source
>>71560707
>yfw female singles are so low because they like being roasties in the big cities
>>71560707
lol
>>71560731
http://jonathansoma.com/singles/
>>71560712
stop posting anime please
>>71560766
Don't wanna
anime
>>71560164
>>71560204
I think I get this reference.
>tfw always feel like I'm on the verge of tearing up but I'm not actually sad
>>71560751
I am absolutely fucking disgusted
>>71560867
top quality post
>when you realize that the US is the greatest country in human history
ANIME
>>71560885
Hey chill you will trigger a quad.
>>71560885
You're right. I only take an interest in other countries and languages out of pity
Janny must have the night off, he hasn't been doing it for free.
>>71560797
thanks
>>71560885
>when you realize all good things come to an end
>and people have been doing their best to kill and erode America over the last 100 years.
/cum/ Ranking:
God tier: PNW, Midwest US, Mexicans, leafs
High tier: Caribbean Posters, Chileans, Finns, New Englanders, mid Atlantic posters
Mid Tier: Central Americans, Quebecois, Califags, Krauts, Greenland and Iceland
Low Tier: Rural southerners, any other non Anglo cunts
Scheiß: Non North American Anglo cunts, Forgettable namefags, PC gaming elitists, /pol/ tards.
>>71560943
I take comfort in the fact that we'll take a lot of people with us when we die. No one else is willing to pay for 10 supercarriers to keep people from fucking with shipping
>>71560796
>>71560943
#NoOneIsIllegal
#SmashPatriarchy
#SmashCapitalism
#BanPolice
>>71560963
shhhhh don't ruin the illusion fellow statesman
>>71560967
Out of all of those, people who are against police have to be the stupidest.
>>71560956
Even califags are better than leaves
>>71560957
Maybe.
I have a feeling the USA came in like a lion, but will go out like a lamb.
>>71560989
>>71560980
>only 4 beers in and kinda want to go to sleep
>have 11 more beside me
wtf
>>71560989
Leafs are bro tier in /cum/. Maybe not in /breddit/, or in a lot of /int/, but in /cum/, there pretty good.
Califags though are typically Jeffersonfags, or douchey and elitistic normalfaggots that only cock duel with other regions.
Cali could be removed and I wouldn't bat an eye.
>>71561042
i feel the same way about this box of twinkies next to me 2bh
>>71561046
>I mystyped they're.
My inner grammar Nazi now wants to off myself.
>>71561046
This
>>71561042
Then put the booze away, and head to dreamland.
>>71561056
Eat one then do above.
>>71561042
Drink 2 more and then sleep whit the rest near you
>>71561046
>Leafs are bro tier in /cum/
Why is that?
>>71561108
ok mexico i like your idea the best
>The American Civil War was fought by chubby manlets
Learn something new everyday.
>>71561075
I don't even need extra flags to Identify Cali. On my phone, I can just tell by the ego and self glorifying attitude.
>>71560499
Why is sex?
USA/Canada, AUS/NZ are all poducts of the british empire and basically the only two new world countries worth a fuck
>>71561144
>tfw no rich Mexico in this timeline
>>71561162
>midwestern education
What is spain fo' treefiddie
>americans steal parts of mexico
>make the other parts shit
>fuck off
Holy shit boys I might actually get a girl on the rebound
gf 2016+1 here I come
>>71561210
Stay mad paco
>>71561112
Newfag
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>>71561265
>>71561265
Fuck off you retarded faggot
>>71561265
>he doesn't have his own personal meme
>still calling me a newfag
>>71561265
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>tfw your cell doesn't support text for blind people
Well, time to drag it off my PC and repost it
i love life haha
>>71561300
ew r u blind??
>>71561313
i wonder how many expert shit posters are blind?
>>71561313
You clearly don't know anon.
I know it but I have a shitty cell.
>>71561300
>>71561308
Pathetic
Been feeling a tad down lately buds.
>>71561334
>>71561300
>>71561265
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Let's see if Emailing it to myself from my PC works.
If not then fuck me and my phone.
>>71561353
Well then *cheer* up :-D
r8 me.
>>71561353
same
think I might buy a cat
Should I beat the shit-out-of-him or not?
>>71561382
>no head
Typical mexican.
>>71561371
Fuck my shitty phone. If faggots will attach their Email I'll email them the secret to goddamn prove it
>>71561371
All these damn newfags gtfo
឴ ឴ ▲
឴▲ ▲
>>71561371
Dumb phoneposter
>>71561382
Dumb roastie
>>71561391
Dumb dogposter why don't you post a cat if you love them so much huh?
>>71561371
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>>71561353
same
i need to get back into the job market
and move
into an apartment not run by assholes that will let me have a cat so i don't have to be constantly lonely.
>>71561401
I see the missing asset blocks on mobile.
I'm really getting pissed
>>71561399
>t. alt [255] etc.
>>71561406
I'm pretty neutral on cats. I am just allowed to have them and not allowed to have dogs where I live and I am very very lonely.
Bet ya can't do this lads
[color=green]weeeeeeeew spoopieee ghosty greeeeeeen!!!![/color]
tri force posts
>>71561429
Alt 255 is bullshit. Everyone knows it has to do with the way blind people do numbers, if you catch my drift.
>getting laser eye surgery in 11 hours
>>71561455
>he can't even fake triforce
newfag
>>71561474
mine is better
>>71561467
Don't be scared. Think of the most famous scene in SW Episode V.
Luke was fine.
I can triforce but i dont want to.
>>71561467
you're conscious while they scrape at your eyes and you smell your flesh burn
>>71561460
឴ ឴ ▲▲
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>>71561444
[img]C:\users\momscomputer\pictures\funny-kitten-in-sweater.bmp[/img]
>>71561474
Attach your Email.
>>71561497
>smell your flesh burn
Nice try but I know it's not actually flesh burning. They warned me about the smell already
>>71561510
every person I've known who has had it done talks about the scent of their own eye balls burning
>>71560707
there are more men than women
~40/1000 is basically nothing anyway
sup guys
>>71561504
>post your email
>on 4chan
[email protected]
password is hunter2 if you just want to leave it as a draft.
>>71561382
lame
>>71561391
that dog is fucking adorable.
>>71561541
You are a lame.
>>71561474
>>71561519
Yeah it smells like burning flesh but it's actually just the laser or some shit.
If your eyes were actually being "burned" you would have big issues
Life is pain.
Thank God, it's meaningless.
>>71561510
It is a very very safe procedure and I am sure you will be very happy with the results. Plus you wont need to wear glasses or contacts any more :DDD
>>71561391
Good idea.
My cat is a sweetheart and is a great help when I'm feeling down.
Adopt one from a shelter if possible. Those cats are always in need of owners.
>>71561558
i don't trust eye jews with lasers
best of luck with their lies regardless
hewwo /cum/-chan ~
bubble bubble
>>71561553
dumb linuxposter
>la vie est pain
>>71561599
pain au chocolat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au-HukgfQoA
opinions on this?
>>71561609
Go to bed Nick
what's it like to have friends who you hang out with somewhat regularly, and who make an effort to keep in contact with you?
>>71561599
>>71561602
Fromage, merci coupe. Oeufs de bonjour et pantalon rouge.
>>71561569
Not too concerned with the safety but more so with the recovery.
I'm getting old school PRK, not lasik because lasik is dodgy as fuck from what I've read. So I could be in kms level pain for a few days afterwards. Bought a big bottle of Jager in preparation tBh
>>71561623
Nice.
>>71561623
How should I know
>>71561623
Pretty comfy, when you feel down they try to cheer you up and vice-versa.
>>71561588
>>71561626
Wont they give you some vicodin or something like that?
>>71557394
I kike this edition
>>71561624
>pantalon rouge
degueulasse
>>71561536
Since it's locked, I'll just use my throwaway and Email it.
>>71561624
Ah oui oui chui ici aussi
>>71561602
sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble
>>71561646
Yeah I think so.
Some people have no pain at all and some people feel like dying so I'll just have to wait and see kek
>>71561654
Oui, tabarnak aout neuf d'arachide.
>>71561666
ma bite et ton cul vont tres bien ensemble aussi
>>71561678
>pas de pain
O MON DIEUUU LES PAUVRES
>>71561639
>>71561635
did you know each other a long time? i only had one friend for a short while when young. since then the best I get are one ways where they take advantage of me or it feels like they are taking pity.
maybe i should stop trying.
>>71561666
>>71561687
Mort? Lundi automatique noire frere.
>>71561686
tabarnak is a cute swear.
>>71561703
I'll be your friend
>>71561686
>>71561706
anticonstitutionnellement
>>71561578
>no one acknowledges cana-chan
hello
>>71561703
>did you know each other a long time?
No, I just met the guy at work and we used to hang out all the time.
>>71561713
thanks for pretending.
>>71561718
sounds like it was nice.
>>71561703
I known my friends for over 10 years, bu we have been good friends for like 7 years i guess.
>>71561711
>>71561716
Bateau, vraiment comique voulez vous.
>>71561703
I've known my best friend for 15 of my 19 years alive.
He lives in another city now though so it's not very often we hang out, but we still keep in touch all the time.
>>71561660
AAAaannd...
Sent
>>71561620
no
>>71561725
Can I be fwiend?
>>71561623
Got 1 friend like that
It's okay
Does Neil Degrasse Tyson insert his shitty fedora views into Cosmos or is it a good show?
Kæstur hákarl (Icelandic pronunciation: [ˈhauːkʰardl̥]) (Icelandic for "treated shark") is a national dish of Iceland consisting of a Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus) or other sleeper shark which has been cured with a particular fermentation process and hung to dry for four to five months. Kæstur hákarl has a strong ammonia-rich smell and fishy taste.[1]
Kæstur hákarl is readily available in Icelandic stores and is eaten year-round, but is also served as part of a þorramatur, a selection of traditional Icelandic food served at þorrablót in midwinter.
Kæstur hákarl contains a large amount of ammonia and has a strong smell, similar to many cleaning products. It is often served in cubes on toothpicks. Those new to it may gag involuntarily on the first attempt to eat it because of the high ammonia content.[1] First-timers are sometimes advised to pinch their nose while taking the first bite, as the smell is much stronger than the taste. It is often eaten with a shot of the local spirit, a type of akvavit called brennivín.
It comes in two varieties; chewy and reddish glerhákarl (lit. "glassy shark") from the belly, and white and soft skyrhákarl (lit. "skyr shark") from the body.
>>71561786
There's an episode dedicated to wxmyn scientists
>>71561786
>insert his shitty fedora views into Cosmos
He doesn't insert it, Cosmos IS his shitty fedora views.
>>71561786
i remember there was a quote where he didn't label himself as a atheist because he was too snobby to associate himself with the atheist crowd
guy seems like an attention whore so probably.
>>71561792
>his country doesn't have a world famous disgusting dish
Keking at ur lyfe Mexico
>>71561796
>>71561804
>>71561812
well shit, whats a good documentary series to watch on netflix then
http://www.strawpoll.me/12406169
VERY IMPORTANT
>>71561832
most documentaries are biased garbage
not into some of the tv series netflix has made?
>>71561827
>>71561827
Grasshoppers i guess.
>>71561832
Inside the world toughest prisons
>>71561853
like which ones? I tried to watch Daredevil but I didn't like it
>>71561870
I watched that already on tv
>>71561863
>Mexican cuisine
Gracias for this, I will trigger many CHI's with this image.
>>71561742
>Phone can't support blanks
>Leaf tries to troll
>try to act as retarded as possible
>even email the most overused bullshit email
>No replies allowing me to see how long into the night I can drag said troll
>>71561880
Bojack Horseman's first season was pretty good.
>>71561880
What about Trailer Paek Boys? It's technically a documentary
king of kong and The act of Killing were good documentaries
>>71561884
>cactus tortilla
Ohh, i really hate south and center Mexico.
>brainposting has already been lost
>>71561885
>not recognizing hunter2
You might not be acting retarded friendo
>>71561880
The Crown, Bojack, the zombie one is iffy, trailer park boys?, Dirk Gently's, Stranger Things, Santa Clarita Diet, etc
I don't know what you like. The American library is also much larger.
>>71561918
New meme lifespans have been decreasing exponentially.
I bought one of the brit slag glamour model girl's calenders recently. Not my favorite slag but a high quality one anyway. High quality paper, dunno what they call it...over priced paper, but those tits are priceless. >>71561812
>>71561919
>Not understanding "most overused bullshit Email"
Eh didnt mean to reply
>>71561951
Harambe and pepe only stayed because normie media couldn't/can't stop being retarded (even then I havent seen harambe in a longtime on 4chan)
>>71561960
>tfw I'm retarded
>>71561980
>even then I havent seen harambe in a longtime on 4chan
RIP
>>71561980
4chan is somehow less retarded than the media and normiebooks, so people here can get over the fact that some zoo animal was killed.
>>71561980
>implying Hillary didn't cause that
>>71561561
Pain is the proof of love
You cant be hurt if you dont care
t. bartholomew
>>71562004
Nobody talks about her much either these days kek
Probably hooked up to life support
>>71562020
i heard she wants to run again next election
by that i mean her corpse being run by nanobots will be running
>>71561987
That gif never gets old
Either way, to quote pic related:
Dumbass
>>71562020
What happened to her anyways? Seems like she disappeared off the face of the earth.
>>71562033
I cant imagine anyone would want to vote for her. People seemed far more interested in Bernie than Hill, it seemed like people only voted for her since it was a vote against Trump.
Kind of want a gf, but I don't know how to fit that in with full time school, part time work, and independent Japanese study.
>>71562065
weeb
>>71562062
Bernie got around 30% of the vote and shilliary the rest, so that's not really true. it's just his voers were very loud.
>>71562065
Drop jap study and just use dubbed like a normal otaku.
>>71562097
I'm learning Japanese for the sake of learning Japanese, not for anime.
>>71562109
>to intelligent two post a reasonably sized image
>>71562097
Subs and shit are better, its harder to tell if someone is a bad actor in Japanese compared to engrish.
>>71562113
Just for the sake of it? You want to visit there or something?
>>71562132
:(
>>71562065
>Japanese study.
Dumbass weeb, Learn a useful language for the coming era , like Russian or whatever dialect of Chinese they say you should learn.
>>71562134
I decided to learn a language since I needed a hobby other than 4chan and roguelikes.
I definitely want to go there. Either going this fall or next summer depending on whether I get accepted to go as an exchange student or not.
>>71562177
>russian
t. nikholas hastakzs
>>71562193
>roguelikes
Which ones?
>>71562060
But, yeah, I can honestly post the secret, and I'll delete it as soon as I get a reply or within 3 minutes, whichever is first.
>>71562177
Nah, I think I made the right choice with Japanese. I enjoy studying it and that's what's important to me.
>>71562208
Sil, DCSS, Brogue, Infra Arcana, Hoplite, Hyperrogue, and Demon.
Kinda want to learn Japanese to study their history in more depth but it's a useless language.
Good morning ameriguns
>>71562238
the mieji revolution is pretty interesting
>>71562252
Good night nether regions.
think It'd be good if I talked to a therapist
>>71562264
Will look into.
>>71562269
It's 8:53AM over here...
One...
Last...
Try...
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>>71562288
then go for it if you can
>>71562298
And it's between 2354 and 0354 over here you fucking retard.
>>71562298
No, the earth is flat. It's almost midnight.
>>71562331
I don't greet Canadians and Mexicans because I despise them...
>>71562233
Good anon, only played Hoplite on that list. I will look into the rest.
>>71562326
don't want my parents to know
>>71562342
>Netherlander
>despises Canada
Hello Turk.
>>71562352
that stuff is confidential
>>71562367
Latvia what are you even doing here?? Are you lost??
>>71562342
You have to go back.
>>71562347
Highly recommend Sil if you can stomach ASCII.
>>71562377
Latvia is welcome here, they are brothers in arms to /cum/, like the binlanders.
Netherlands however, are NOT welcome.
>>71562399
most Netherlands posters are amazing though
just the "refugee welcome" types that aren't
ayo errybody
put yo hands up and yo booties down
I don't care if a Dutchman wants to post here. All are allowed as long as they come legally.
>>71562417
>most Netherlands posters are amazing
>aidsy
>>71562421
>this pure uncut autism
>>71562430
i don't chat with ones from the general they hang out in in retrospect
all I've spoken to have been oddly nice because of the stuff our soldiers did back in war times. they get some brainwashing that Canadians are okay people I guess.
>>71562430
Bitch had a nice body but was not a good poster. Latvia as always is quite wise.
>>71562367
good post
nevar 4get the tulips
its a shame anglo troops never got to liberate eastern europe from the soviets
>>71562450
Canadians are fine. Go back to goatfuckistan.
I'm sorry the Netherlands is Canada's greatest ally after the US and France...
>>71562475
not sure how you got that out of what i said
you must be drinking more than i am. what are you having?
>>71562493
>canada
>close allies with france
>>71562493
i don't think we have allies
>>71562448
Yes it is, I even perfectly timed my deletion. But am I right on the triforcing or not, Austria: Turnip edition?
>>71562507
>>71562518
Yes you do... We care about you Canada and Australia as well...
*sharts*
>>71562548
even if you don't mean it thank you
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>>71562559
No thanks, You're welcome.
>>71562374
not if I have no income
>>71562614
get a job or if you're going to school see if there's a therapy program. if you have no income and are young sometimes there's government stuff available.