/balt/ + /ausnz/

>>71548067
fuck you too faggot

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>>71548067
Ocвящaю.

even: anime
odd: no anime

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>>71548067
god will show his wrath to all wrongdoers

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NZ engineering at it's finest.

sixth for tsar' pravoslavnyj

>>71548161
would sex

t. r2d2

>>71548131
Love ya too, buddy.

>>71548134
Bleh.

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>>71548119
are we talking about the guy with the shotgun who delivers the rabbit to the house, or the attempted gay rape scene?

england can be beautiful, the cities too - sometimes. see mike leigh's "naked" for aesthetic 90's london and some pseudo nihilistic philosophy

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I hate these threads.

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>>71548139
even: animay
odd: animes

First Australian poster it.

>>71548235
your parents hate (You)

>>71548235
ma lemmin sind kah

>>71548260
#burn

>>71548235
you're cute
why don't you go to sleep, it's late

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come on frenchie. keep entertaining us

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Ships

>>71548306
(You) on the right

>>71548227
the gay rape scene, scared the crap outa me for same raisin

>psuedo nihilistic philosophy
meh, my edgyness days are over
now I'm just a massive faggot on female hormones
also london scares me

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>>71548067
Welcome back Tsar

>>71548403
gay rape is pretty understandably scary.

also the movie isn't edgy, it's dark but ain't edgy. i'd recommend it atleast, but that's only cause it's my favourite movie.

i'd say london scares me too, but i had to live in it up until last year. so, i really am in no position to complain about it.

>>71548439
Yes, hello.

>>71548439
What is your profession?

reminder that there is an exclusive secret backup thread for (very) rich people

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>>71548403
>>71548473
what movie are you talking about

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>>71548260
Probably.

>>71548289
It's not very late though. I can keep shitposting.
Captcha gave me images of commieblocks.

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i miss you papa

I wonder what world would be like if gommunism in russia never happened

>>71548528
the one about your childhood

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>>71548528
"withnail and i" two london flatmates from the 60s decide to take a holiday in the countryside. attempted gay rape ensues

>>71548473
I guess I'll give it a go, is it on netflix?

desu I'm kind of aggorophobic and kind of not
like sometimes I'll have a panic attack just by going out when theres people around and sometimes I'm fine
so places like london can be kinda terrifying
salisbury is my fav desu, the oldschool architecture is beautiful and it's just a nice place

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>>71548574
a shit

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>>71548545
ok
i hope you won't get any eye bags
hm, i have another type of captcha because i use a script
>>71548610
t-that's not funny!
>>71548648
hm, google says that it's good
should i watch it?

>>71548677
it's not on netflix, sorry. i know how it feels to be like that. the "sort of agrophobic but not really". it's a pain.

i've always had a thing for wales, myself. or just somewhere faraway from it all, you know? far up in scotland, far down in cornwall. anywhere i can run to escape it all, i'll enjoy it.

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>>71548748
you should definitely watch it, it's comfy and funny.

Poor, warmongering, genocidal, obnoxiously agressive, uncivilized, soulless nation suffering eternal identity crisis(first they stole the Kievan Rus' history, then they defeated and subjugated another important Rus' cultural centre - Novgorod, claimed to be the "Third Rome", then tried to establish themselves as a proper European state copying the Western art and developements, then realizing how multicultural and diverse is their state they came up with """"USSR"""" abandoning their former flag and culture, after it's pathetic fall they are again lost and clueless so they sperg out). Collectivist minded and servile society with no regard to human life. They don't care about their personal wealth, freedom etc as long as Mother Russia and the Tsar is fine. They lack empathy, incapable of establishing a friendly relations on equal terms. Apart from Moscow and St Petersburg and some oil regions Russia is extremely poor and undeveloped - as the Russians are incapable of producing anything sophisticated almost the entire wealth of the country comes from it's natural resources. Except for the art and architecture directly derived either from the Greeks(all the Orthodox architecture they have horribly bastardized, icons) or Westerners(these fancy palaces in St. Petersburg) they barely have contributed to the culture at all. Considering a very large population their scientific contribution is utterly underwhelming, vastly inferior compared to the Western Slavs. Entire society is subjected to brainwashing propaganda blaming the Americans for everything, making them praise their Tsar Putin and support all the vicious acts of violence and terror. They can't even into geopolitics - Russia still pretends it's 19th century and the best way for the state to succeed is to be egoistic, xenophobic, expansive, imperialistic, overly-nationalistic and authoritarian. Russia is the true cancer of humanity and I sincerely hope it breaks apart as soon as possible.

KLANKIS KLONKIS

>>71548748
I do have eye bags but I look like a mess anyway so it doesn't matter.

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>>71548496
Nothing. Planning to study something with math/physics

>>71548757
I went to wales when I was a kid, it was really nice, the first time I ever saw snow and got pinched by a crab on the beach, i kept the crab
wales is nice

this is just for entertainment™

>>71548890
i love the snow. it's been such a while since i've had proper snow. like actual snow. i mean, all my clothes are winter clothes. my wardrobe is comprised mainly of jumpers and long-sleeves and stuff.

>>71548574
national socialist

a democratic russia probably wouldn't've industrialised and militarised to such an extent as the USSR did.

germany would've steamrolled everyone during WW2

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>>71548808
ok
>>71548875
i think you're cute
>>71548697
check this meme

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>>71548571
we all do

>>71548955
I fucking love the snow, but my town is on the side of a hill so the weather is really stagnant
haven't had proper snow in years

>>71549070
damn shame ain't it? nowadays it's either rain, cold & grey or the rare "sun for 5 minutes" preceded by more grey.

how is things down far down south? you talked about living in a place with a fuck-ton of council estates. that sounds god awful rough, especially w/ being trans and stuff

>>71549070
>>71549147
nice discussion right here

What's your plan for tomorrow, Estonians?
>go to (Russian) gfs place to hang out with her and her mom/grandma
>teach her Arabic and geography
>fug
>possibly go get shitfaced with friends afterwards

>>71549181
thanks you too

>>71549147
I think just some snow could actually make england a nice country desu
instead of being just depressing

yeah this town is like 60% chavs and growing, what with all the teenagers getting pregnant for benefits
it was pretty brutal desu, I always looked like a girl as a kid so when the other kids found out I was a boy they, didn't react all too kindly to finding out they're fags

>>71549181
english people talk about the weather more than any other country in the world
think what you will

>>71549282
Go to gym at noon because it closes early. Then come home and play video games.

>>71549147
> rain, cold & grey or the rare "sun for 5 minutes" preceded by more grey.
sounds like Petersburg's weather, lol

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Snagged this photo out in the street today.

>>71548067

>Heir of Norway

>>71549459
>didn't react all too kindly to finding out they're fags
should've just realized "it ain't gay if it's feminine" right? anyway, i can imagine it would be rough, even worse with them being y'know - trash. here's to hoping life ain't treating you too rough though.

luckily i haven't encountered too many here. though now that i've said that, i've probably jinxed myself. i expect three new chav families to move in next door by tomorrow.

what kind of music d'ya listen too, vanessa?

>>71549506
shit's lame, huh?

>>71549525
I always wonder why people like this faggot don't just go live in Russia if it's the best thing since sliced bread

>>71548067
Fuck Nicky the Retard
'Oh well lets fight germany in the middle of a revolution, I mean, come on, why should I listen to the people?'

>>71549646
Baltics is Russia under false government.

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>>71549626
i don't live there, but i like this weather much more than cold and snow
i went to Sochi two years ago and it was really hot over there
I was happy when i came home and it was raining (I also missed our underground for some reason, I really like using it)

>>71549746
fascinating story tbqh

>>71549746
the rain can be comfy, but it gets a bit too much. i'm jealous of all the sunlight everyone keeps getting. then again, i'm english. i am utterly incapable of liking any weather that's not "neutral"

if it's hot, it's too hot and i complain. if it's cold, it's too cold and i complain. such is life in god's own country.

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>tfw too intelligent to reply to peasants

>>71549585
yeah they weren't the smartest
I'm borderline intelligent in this town and I'm not smart desu

remember, chav's don't have actual rights so please do the neighborhood a favour and eliminate any pests asap before they reprooduce and take over

and I like alot of music, it changes alot, when I was a kid I got into gorillaz, then my parents got me into frank sinatra and stevie wonder (I want stevie wonder's actual babies!!!!!) then my friends got me into uk hiphop (I know I'm trash) and drumnbass which my parents also listen too
but recently I've gotten into more relaxed and emotional music, the kind of stuff I can listen to and feel ambivalent to

sorry for the textwall

>>71549865
are you even a /vip/

>>71549878
>I've gotten into more relaxed and emotional music
noice, get your /mu/ approved john coltrane and miles davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

i'll try and exterminate the chav menace at some point if i stop being lethargic. keep britain tidy.

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>>71549851
is it snowy/really cold in winter?
my uncle and aunt moved to Krasnodar last year (a really warm city in the southern part of the country. around 200 kilometers to the sea if they go by car) and I was really jelly at first, but i think i realized that i wouldn't like it if it was hot all the time

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>tfw too intelligent to give money to japanese jews

>>71550092
really cold, for me atleast. it's probably not even a chill for you lot. no snow, or very very rarely atleast.

>>71550000
(those smexy digits)

remember, chavs don't reproduce like normal humans, the even one chav is capable of self-replicating

this music is nice, when I said relaxed music I meant more really gay 12yo girl music but this is nice
makes me think of a 40's ball with a band and fancy red dresses

>>71550280
oh fair enough, despite all my musical endeavors - i don't think i have any really gay girly music.
i could recommend you stuff like taylor swift and whatever, but you probably know about taytay more than i do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onNoZyfQpZE

>>71550164
> not even a chill for you
i'm actually pretty sensitive to our cold
my hands feel cold even if i wear mittens

>>71550380
>my hands feel cold even if i wear mittens
i know that feel. things have gotten so bad that i've resigned to wearing two pair of socks.

>>71550367
>taylor swift
what kind of degenerate tranny do you think I am?
but seriously, it's more like sad depressing indie music or something idk
meh, it's just nice to listen to and actually get my emotions out for once y'know, when I was a teenager I was repressing pretty bad, I was all over the place, so dealing with my emotions is kind of hard for me

>>71550544
three days grace?

what's a typical baltic name

>>71550544
i know what you mean about emotions. unfortunately i fell deep down the rabbit hole and now i listen to harsh noise and enjoy it. there's nothing wrong with listening to something simple or poppy or whatever. i stopped being pretentious a while ago

>>71550618
idk that one, desu I don't know alot of musics and stuff

>>71550653
yeah I always had to hide the fact that I liked weird gay music at school, idk I'm ok with it now but I still want to stay private with it
not that there's much point tho

listening to Kanye West - Stronger right now :DDD

>>71550728
its good the only downside is that theyre leafs

>>71550646
Yanis

>>71550728
anything weird and gay is alright with me. anyway, i've got to succumb to lethargy and sleep for the 3rd time today. was fun talking w/ you vanessa!

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>Electronics engineering
Hmm

>>71550774
listening to it now, sounds cool, kinda angsty but cool

>>71550821
oh ok, goobnite
I might visit /int more often

>>71550814
Baltics confirmed non-white.

>>71550923
it'd be nice to talk w/ you again 2bh

>>71550923
what song? one x is their best album

>>71550955
you too
also if you want to hear my kind of music
I've had this stuck in my head for the last 4 days :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hi-ZgMdsN8
tis p gay I know

>>71550814
wtf
i googled "Yanis" and it it showed me this
https://www.google.ru/search?q=Yanis&newwindow=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiy9suyqafSAhUCG5oKHY9tAckQ_AUICCgB&biw=1366&bih=662#imgrc=LGLrlCPM3pg7oM:

>>71551030
nightcore is pretty gay, but you're alright with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zYwjhJuNAE

take care n' stuff

>>71550956
never too late, it was pretty good
gonna listen to one x now

>>71551092
I know
U too

nini everyone

kindly gtfo

>>71551275
good night!

>>71551275
good night :)

hey lads, I'll be stuck at Kyiv airport for a few hours, does anyone know if there's a supermarket around?

>>71552630
yeah, I think it was called "ATB"

boss got fired bein a work for the dole supervisor today were gonna get totally fuckin pissed n blazed n shit but he called in sick??? now i got all this weed n rum man wtf i hate fridays

i took a nap just woke up AMA

did the homosex's leave yet

>>71553739
how was your nap???????

>>71554149
it was OK

i got woken up by google saying someone hacked my account lmoa

if u'r near welly please tell my friend i said hello, his name is sam so i think u can find him easy yes?

>>71554180
I'm on the wrong island but I think I know him, I'll swim over later.

>>71554248
>wrong island

???????????????

>>71548215
laughed

>>71554274
New Zealand is a nation of MANY islands, over 3.

>>71554317
i did not know this

i also learned a while back that there is NOT a bridge between australia and new zealand for whatever reason

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>>71554352
>2581.797 miles

You'll be stuck in a car for a bit would get a boring.

>>71554472
thats what sam said, hes the one who told me.

i suggested we build a shop in the middle of the bridge that sells food and gas. you can have a % of the business if you help get the bridge built.

>>71554524
Hmmm could be a good plan to be quite honest with you.

>>71554552
we would only need to copy the worlds largest bridge 25.21155568726651 times

>>71549680
the revolution happened in the middle of the war retard

>>71554632
Tell you what, we could be a bit cheeky and nick that bridge to get a bit of head start, we wouldn't use as much resources and we could pocket the money we would have spent on said resources.

>>71554758
if u dont cut me in im tellin rofl

>>71554758
actually upon further investigation i found out that the bridge is actually a railway, so we cant built our shop.

im scrapping the idea, no refunds on investments though lmoa cya

>>71554794
>>71554798
Fuck, I'm right in the shit now lol

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Literally crying right now.

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>>71554969
me on the left

Fuck AmeriKKKa and fuck Drumpf.

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FUCK drumpf and FUCK white """"people"""

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>>71555148
>FUCK white """"people"""
This desu.

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>>71555168
this 2bh

>>71555148
gonna need a quick rundown bout this madman right here

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>>71555231
no problem

>>71555277
appreciated

>>71556315
Something made you think?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>71556351
yes
>>71556379
thanks

thoughts?

>>71556351
thanks
>>71556398
and your thoughts?

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hello?

@71556439
NOT welcome

>23
NEVER reply to me again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

Really fires up those neurons.

>>71556677
fake news

#71556665
off by one! SAD!

>>71556677
amazing + checked

Ah yes, internet has dropped out around 50 times today.

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>>71556891
>be australian
>have slow internet
>its also unreliable

UNFABRICATEABLE

HOW CAN YOU SLAP

Mmm having dim sims for lunch

>>71557014
Just dropped again. The technicians are working at the end of the street.

>>71557096
tell them i said hello

>the chainsmokers

when will these meme die?

>>71557093
get me some you cunt

>>71548161
I think I saw that in the middle earth films

Just finished eating Fish & Chips lads.

>>71557831
I heard the brits say that is prison food.

>>71557831
what kind of chips lmoa

bf almost cheated on me

>>71558069
Haha fucking poofter

>>71558110
another girl offered him to dance and he went to dance and he was staring at her whole night and told me she's hot. fucking whore, I'm leaving him!

i have arrived

>>71558452
hello

>>71558452
UES

>>71548067
That OP gave a huge boner

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>>71558771
I can't blame ya.

>>71558794
george was better looking t b h

>>71558828
Shut your mouth, you inbred convict. Nobody was asking your opinion.

>>71548067
I look like that guy

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going to rīga. cya

>>71558846
nicholas trash who deserved the bullet in his stomach tb h

>>71558884
keep us posted

>>71558794
Dont mean the pic. I mean the title

>>71558943
ya I'll let you know if the plane crashed and I die

>>71559012
ok but i hope that doesent happen

>>71548141
Bolivia pls

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online form says my tax file number is invalid

>>71559018
i hope it does

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Why are australian women so ugly? It's like an australian 5 is a 2 in every other country

>>71560129
rip

Ah yes, the early bird gets the daily government-issued bread ration.

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*approaches balt*

>>71560219
eyy wadupa badabingbadaboom

>>71560129
dunno ask your ugly mum LOL

SWEDEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71560219
WE

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>>71560432
heyooo how is it hanging
>>71560543
yeee

>>71560616
pregood famalam

>>71560616
how is work

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SIEG HEIL. MEIN VOLK

EIN REICH

EIN VOLK

EIN FUHRER

>>71548067
czar

http://www.radionz.co.nz/international/pacific-news/325266/kiribati-govt-rejects-russian's-proposal-over-islands

**calling ***

**calling**

*responding*

>>71560866
>>71560800
>>71560799
>>71559555
>>71558144
>>71556677
>>71556466
>>71556422
>>71555277
>>71554733
>>71550955
>>71550544
>>71550000
>>71548955
>>71548677
these posts are very good

nigga they eatin yo spaghetti

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real shit

I'm not a neet anymore lads, I'm one of them fancy software devs.

Hows life for you bois?

some kid called me racist on videogame, need some counceling now.

>>71561359
applying for work while studying. Not much else

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*unsheathes rag*

i sleep

I hate you all with a passion.

>>71561868
>flag of the "russian" federation
You aren't even human, bud.

>>71561889
but at least closer to being a human (i.e. jew) than you since being 1/16 jewish

B E L A R U S E

Belzabub

on this day, 99 years ago, the biggest mistake ever was made

>>71562282
totally agree

morning lads. having a layover in Russia atm

tsar

its 6:43pm n my mum is out n didnt say anythin when she left

i THINK shes gettin takeaway :3

>>71562629
Use this opportunity to write her a heartfelt poem, so she understands how much you appreciate her and all she does for you.

>>71562655
png <3

>>71562655
nah not sure how far away she is duno when she left

dont wanna have to give her a shitty half written heartfelt poem ykno?

>>71562663
Legit made me smile.
<3 thanks mate

Having a snag on bread with cooked onion & tomato sauce for dinner lads.

My brake lights are not working and I have to go to work tonight

>>71562679
The action will speak louder than the words on the page, anon.

>>71562693
but it's morning, fgt

>>71561422
good luck getting a job in the corporate world now

ahhhh yes banned

hmmm

>>71562565
dead

>>71562735
What did you do ?

fuck off slavshit

Shit thread desu. I'm gonna comeback in a month or two and see if things got better.

Come, b8 Pizdonians
>>71562717

>>71562735
I did a this post >>71556379 before the yank

>>71562749
I'm a jew actually

>>71562778
Meant for>>71562748

I'm Russian actually

I am not a homo

you guys are a homo, not me

>>71562693
Haven't eaten since breaky and I'm fucking hangry.

>>71562696
That happened to me in my old datsun. Just put your hazard lights on and drive to work, everyone will give you enough space.

I'm not homo. I'm just a female actually.

>>71562858
Non (homo) fe(male)

>>71562858
you are russian and you never have been and never will be welcome in this thread

Someone with big Australian cock attempts to rape you. Your reaction?

>>71562874
missing austria yet? <3

Small reminder tha Latvia is the heir to the Roman AND Persian empires.

>>71562857
Going to work while the sun is still up. Planning on driving through the back ways.

>tfw no BIG and POWERFUL Australian bf
why even live

>>71562920
It's been 6 or 7 years since I was in Austria. It didn't leave that much of an impression 2bh.
Czech Rep. was incredible though.

>>71562977
Drive in reverse the whole way, and when you break flash your highbeams.

>>71563180
i obv meant australia :((

>in the 19th century Russia was prosperous and developed European Impire
>Anglo colonies were dirt poor and ugly
>nowdays it's opposite
ah sad

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God, even African shithole like New Guinea is better than Russia nowdays

>>71563220
I want a strong Australian bf NOW

*binks*

>>71563267
*krinks*

>>71563207
I know you did.
Yeah I miss home, but the longer I'm away the less I miss it. Like I'm forgetting what its like to be home after only 1.5 months.

>>71563301
*krankles*

>>71563240
me too. maybe we should become each others' bfs instead and pretend to be Australian by faking their accent?

>>71563267
>>71563301
>>71563317
it was baltic tier and it was on balt

why does nikolay look like George the fifth?

>>71563322
it's not the same

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>>71563331

Is that true you, Australians, joined this general just because I was posting here and I'm Russian female. Are you obsessed with Russian females or smth?

I had a dream last night where I met a guy on tinder and went on a movie date with him. I held his hand and walked around. Then he touched my bum and I instantly felt like I was sexually assaulted and disgusted by this gay man
The rest of my dream was walking around telling everyone what a faggot he was.

>>71563316
is your internet faster in PNG than in Australia tho?

>>71563390
that was me

>>71563348
ya vat did ya saed foging cunt!!
(see? I almost speak like aussie)

>>71563390
>I had a dream last night where I met a guy on tinder and went on a movie date with him. I held his hand and walked around. Then he touched my bum
hot

>>71563383
its incorrect
we are here for the serious discussion

>>71563390
buddy i've got some bad news for ya

>>71563407
aussies don't say vat rofl

>>71563390
>instantly felt like I was sexually assaulted and disgusted by this gay man
The rest of my dream was walking around telling everyone what a faggot he was.

hot

>>71563390
>I had a dream last night where I met a guy on tinder and went on a movie date with him. I held his hand and walked around. Then he touched my bum
I wish I had nice dreams like that.
I just had another dream where someone tried to kill me.

I feel disgusted because my bf went to dance with ugly fat short brunet churka Armenian slut yesterday and we had huge scandal about this.
might dump him lads

mmm

>>71563456
do it faggot

>>71563456
you will be alone for ever turisas is my lithu bf now

>>71563395
Nup

>>71563396
Nah, he didn't look like a school shooter.

>>71563410
>>71563442
>>71563453
I'd swap my weird gay dreams for nightmares right now.

>>71563531
this

>>71563549
atleast i have hair lol

>>71563549
I'll gladly trade my shitty dreams for your gay ones.

>>71563549
>>71563610
wish i could dream again

>>71563549
Closet gay.

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>>71563599
>tfw balding

>>71563599
FUCK YOU! FUCKING FUCK YOU YA FUCKING CUNT!

>>71563617
Since I stopped drinking alcohol last week I get a lot of dreams now.

>tfw my gayposting is penetrating PNG lads subconsciousness
excellent

yeah honest question who is actually straight in this general?

>penetrating my subconscious

At least you're not penetrating my pure boipucci

Estonia is 99 now! Let's kill some Russians to celebrate

>>71563708
if i say happy birthday to you now you will only read this message in 2 weeks

are there any cute traps in eesti? asking for friend (me)

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>>71563680
me
>>71563708

>>71563753
if you really are a straight female please post feet please and thank you

t. hanks

>>71563770
you didnt aks about females actually

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Gather around kids, its story time.

An estonian caught a goldfish in the Baltic Sea, and the fish told him:
-Let me go and I will fulfill your 3 wishes.
Estonian got mad, took the fish by the tail and beat it on the ground:
-Don't you dare speak to me in Russian!!!

>>71563802
i assumed you were the same russian from before haha rofl!

*unleashes a mighty krink*

>>71563531
leave my tursis to me, bitch

ahh, I drunk whiskey yesterday and feeling heache right now

>>71563816
We hate all Russians. Except for tourists

>>71563680
me
t. female
>>71563770
no

ah
hmm
mmM
yes...

>>71563808
wanna hear my story about bf from yesterday?

>>71563866
>t. drunkard

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>>71563883
russians are so cute when they invade balt :3

>>71563883
>t. female
гo eбaтьcя?

>>71563916
and aussies are always degenerate trash

>>71563839
i am laffin @ u with turisas on discord right now

>>71564008
post discord

Happy Independence Day Estonia.

cucking natasha with my new NZ bf, lads

she will be so angry when she finds out lmao

>>71564049
I might overdose.

>>71564023
top secret :x

When is Lithuanians independence day?

>>71564101
That's the spirit.

>>71564008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hate u

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>>71564120
FUCK YOU :D

>>71564137
sure tell me so I will be ready to shitpost

>>71560745
Here is a (You)

where are all of the scatvians?

wtf

>>71564226
i keel them

>>71564237
dont
stop

>>71564237
can you come over to mine and kill me thanks

>>71564263
don't stop.
don't, stop!

>>71564288
dont, stop

DO, DONT STOP!

>>71564052
you ain't artusis, I recognize my true love artusis

>natasha doesn't recognize me, artusis anymore
wow, sad

is there a /balt/ discord that I'm missing out on

>>71564345
artusis likely abandoned the general long time ago.
thus I'm starting to forget him

>>71564368
no we use glorious extonia skype botnet

>>71564402
>>71564402
>>71564402
New

Story time

There was a time where three brothers lived peacefully in the same neighbourhood. Shared the same thoughts and traditions, but one day bigger outsider wanted to have what three brothers had.

>>71564436
the brothers baltamazov