>tfw no bidet

>>71547262
I'll send you some bidets if you take our muslims too

>>71547262
>iktf

>>71547262
Just use a garden hose.

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>>71547262
a rich friend had bidets in ever bathroom in his home
god i wish i could poop in his home again, also they are not expensive at all.

>>71547262
I'm still not sure why we haven't adopted bidets, they seem far cleaner than just using toilet paper.

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>>71547262
>tfw no bidet too

>>71547737
because we're thicc

>>71547679
Most people here have one, and i only use it to put the toilet paper in. I honestly dont think you're missing that much unless you shit all over your legs everytime

>>71547811
i want to feel clean, also i have OCD, having a clean and fresh butthole feels really good after you take a shit.

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>>71547262
>have bidet
This kills the /int/

>>71547262
>>71547565
>>71547737
Just take a quick shower after defecating. Use the showerhead on bunghole if necessary. That's what I've done since I was a teenager and before I knew what a bidet was. Always knew that toliet paper was insufficient for the level of cleanliness I demanded.

Now, how to find an American girl who does the same thing.

>>71547859
Well yeah, but i feel clean using paper and having a shower daily. Maybe my shit is pure and clean, but it doesn't get my butthole so dirty

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>>71547990
>mfw white girls' asses are literally smeared in dry shit
This is a German man's dream

>>71548005
Los españoles tenéis el culo muy peludo

If you have bidets in your country you live in a "first" world country

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>>71547679
>mfw I'm rich now!

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>>71548123
Quizás demasiado. Es una medida anti-penetración tho

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>>71547990
This, and it works better if you show your asshole where the water is falling and open the ass-cheeks with your hands so the water can fall in your asshole, like pic related

>>71548521
>not sticking the sprinkler in your butthole

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>>71548521
pic related is a great way to wipe before washing

>>71548123
soy otro anon y tienes razon, es importate limpiarte bien el culo y más aun si lo tienes peludo. Algunas mierdas son más pegajosas que otras así que la que no se puede limpiar con papel se usa el agua del bidet, si no tienes tendrías que usar la ducha o aceptar que vas a tener el resto del día pegastos de caca pegados a los pelos de tu ojete.

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>be Italian
>move to Sweden
>no bidets in sight

Fucking barbarians man