/asean/

Selamat pagi!

Dilly ding dilly gone

Are SEAfags still asleep?

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>>71546385

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Tell me how do i get asian bf
NOW

>>71550251
Do french girls(male) with penis(feminine) like asean boys?

RIP Ranieri. It was fun while it lasted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqNoUPTzQAM

KEK
DRUGGIES BTFO
if i could back in time i would vote for duterte instead of poe

>>71550251
are you crazy?

Help! My relative is a pro-Dutdut loyalist! How do I make him see the light?

>>71550251
fuck off algscum

>>71551593
>Somebody will actually argue that what Duterte is doing is right in the comments, I can assure you.

Top kek even YouTube has had it with Paid shilll bullshit

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>>71541634
We would have been like North Korea
Tho it is like it with duterte and by extension bobong marcos
Fanatics wise

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Bangon na

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>>71552501
sleep

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Time for my milking

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>>71553136
gising

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>>71553192
what did he mean by this

>>71553200
still comfy

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>>71553249
you can be awake in your bed and do something

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>>71553365
like rolling around till im tired and sleep again?

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>>71553434
okay goodnight

Good Mooooooooo~rning.

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bump

Selamat :DDD

>>71558732
She finally fullfil her desires getting gangbanged and violated by jail guards

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>>71558732
how wonderful

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>>71558732
>mfw i read this post and her convoy just passed me here in edsa stuck at traffic near sm mega mall right now
Media behind is causing more traffic

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>>71559106
>>71558732
afaik, Sandiganbayan has power over Senators. Regional Trial Courts does not.

Due process, please.

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>go to /asean/
>literally /r/Philippines

>>71559410
no, literally /pol/

Is this this the first time that a vocal critic of the president has been arrested since the time of Marcos? I don't recall GMA, Jinggoy, or Bong ever openly criticizing P-Noy.

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I'm starting to miss the Malays and Indonesians, come back please

>>71559483
>GMA
she couldn't since pnoy wasn't pres yet

Jinggoy, or Bong
they only somewhat threw salt to the admin but not Aquino directly when their plunder cases started happening

>>71559106
I remeber that somehow Delima lambasted the judge for letting the alabang boys go

literally /flip/ circlejerk. kill yourselves

>>71559483
Not openly but discretely

Jinggoy bong and enrile are the only opposition senators in the Senate

While corona already hinting returning the lands to the farmer in hacienda luisita case

Hiro range ban flips pls

>>71559842
while being a midnight appointee
by gloria very slimy

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Did you flips finally purge all the Muslims?

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>>71560008
no. but i hate catholicism just as much. or maybe because i just hate spain

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>>71560034
So where are the Malays and Indons?

>>71560008
Duterte has a history of burning mosque

We just need a big happening in the south
Like Zamboanga siege but much worse

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>>71559547
>>71560008
Muslims are busy praying right now, maybe I should head outside and get a breather.

>>71560076
>He was the first to give formal representation to the Lumad and Muslim community, designating deputy mayors to represent their interests in the local government.

>The anti-discrimination ordinance he championed was reportedly a response to news he received that Muslims were being discriminated against by real estate agents.

>More than anybody, Mayor Rodrigo Duterte wants the conflict with Muslim extremists in Mindanao settled.
>“If there is anybody who wishes that this bloody problem would end soon, it is I because I am both Moro and Christian,” Duterte declared in an interview with former North Cotabato Gov. Emmanuel Pinol.

>Duterte’s insights on the bloodshed involving Muslim armed groups were the latest installment in Pinol’s series on different issues which he intends to condense in a book. The mayor revealed that he feels strongly about the settlement because he is “both Christian and Muslim”.

>Pinol said it was the first the mayor admitted that his maternal grandmother had Moro lineage.
>“I feel the fear of the Christians and share the dreams of the Moro people who feel that they have been dispossessed of their land and identity,” Duterte said.

>Pinol pointed out that his ties with the Muslims were made even stronger because his eldest son, Paulo, who is now Davao vice mayor, converted to Islam when he married a Muslim Tausug girl.

>“I have grandchildren who are either Muslim or Christian. Would I want to see a situation in the future where even my own grandchildren would be dragged into this conflict?” he asked.

>Duterte
>not a crypto-Muslim

wew

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>>71560120
>Muslims are discriminated by real estate agents

They are fucking retarded, I got easy millions due to Muslim clients few years back.
Even my lazy cousin got easy 2M just buy selling a 40M property to muslims.

>>71560170
*by

>>71560170
>They are fucking retarded
I think the whole world kind of agrees on this point.

>>71559483
GMA was arrested when she wasn't president anymore for electoral fraud. I think the warrant of arrest was issued by the Pasay court. Then on 2012, she was arrested again for charges of Plunder. This time the warrant came from Sandiganbayan because she was then a congresswoman.

Jinggoy and Bongbong's warrant of arrest for plunder were issued also by the Sandiganbayan. I don't know why people insist that there was no due process given to them.

>>71560008
>>71560120
he flip flops over it

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/07/06/1600124/duterte-joins-filipino-muslims-celebrating-timely-relevant-eidl-fitr


http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/06/27/1597277/duterte-makes-fun-catholic-churchs-practices

he once also implied if your are Christian flip living in Mindanao your basically an invader

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>>71560314
>he flip flops over it
>flip flops

Made me kek

>Vietnamese currency is dong
Do you take white dong?

>>71560708
It's đồng, means "copper", not dick.

Ngap ngap kapunkaaap

>>71560730
booooooooooooo

>>71560730
how much rice do Viets eat?

>>71560880
Dunno, i've probably eaten tons and tons. I eat them everyday, since the day that i can eat.

test

>>71561149
You are unb&, congrats

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Is it weird that I like the Spanish language enough to learn it but I still hate Spain and general Latino culture?

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>>71561236
>hating Latino culture
If you didn't hate it I would be more concerned.

>>71561319
tried exploring it once and I couldn't stand it: it's so fucking annoying to me.

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*tips zucchetto*

>>71561336
Even Spanish and Portuguese people hate Latino culture. Hell, even half the latinos hate latino culture.

>>71561348
>heresy continues

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>>71561348
How many more years before he says it's better to be a Muslim?

>>71561348
>cuckolic

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>>71561419
Probably this year, he already compared Jesus' disciples to ISIS last year.

Great khutbah again today, Visayans BTFO

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>>71561435
>>71561489
yay you're baaaaack.

>>71561348
might rethink the whole 'becoming a priest' thing

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>>71561448
Reminder this is why INC is the one true religion.
Also go to church and worship tomorrow on Sabbath Saturday not protesting k?

>>71561539
>INC
>hates Protestants and Catholics

Really makes you think...

>>71561489
How nice, I want fiery sermons too
>entire khutbah about enviromentalism and the decision to use the air cond for noon prayers with the rest using fans
>the free pudding and oranges ran out by end of prayers
REEEEE
Greenpeace get out of my mosque!

>>71561539
The only true religion is the religion of (((peace)))

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>>71561715
>tfw Islam is getting cucked

lel

>>71561746
Look up transgenderism in Iran.

>>71561539
This is probably top5 cringe cults out there tbqhwy

8/10 they shill troll the flip internet with pro Marcos bullshit

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>>71561800
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran
>As of 2008, Iran carries out more sex change operations than any other nation in the world except for Thailand.

Didn't expect that...

Glory to mankind.

From the start, I knew my father was an avid fan of Duterte kasama na doon yung mga perks niya. When I went home from school, the house was full of people laughing,drinking, and I guess celebrating? The TV was showing the news of the RTC order for the senator's arrest warrant. "Justice is served" daw. Victory daw. Forgive me, but hindi ko talaga maintindihan kung bakit siya pinapa-aresto at ano yung pruweba na magpapatunay doon. So I asked my dad kung bakit siya pinapa-aresto. Dahil daw sa mga witnesses at mga statements nila. I replied if may solid proof na ba? If may probable cause na ba? He told me to wait and see.

I told him that this maybe is a revenge plot after she dipped herself investigating the DDS years back. If Duterte is innocent of its existence, bakit ayaw niya magsalita? At bakit parang ang bilis ng korte mag-issue ng warrant.

"So kailangan niyang ipakulong si De Lima based on contradicting hearsays from state witnesses na wala namang solid proof?", I asked. He glared his eyes on me. I continued speaking whether credible ba yung statements ng mga witnesses (Espinosa, Colango, Dayan, etc).

"Yun na yun? This administration is a circus!", I blurted out.

He got up from the sofa, pumunta sa harap ko, at sinampal ako.

I looked at his face na parang pinapa-mukha niya sa akin na 'hindi ako pwedeng magsalita laban sa idol niya'. Yung mga kasamahan niya, tinignan lang ako na parang deserve ko yun.

Jusko, ganito na ba sa buong Pilipinas?

Love your country but never your politicians.

>>71561893
Upvoted and shared

>>71561893
>Love your country but never your politicians
preach

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BWISET! Can anyone who took the Civil Service Exam (professional) verify if it's easy or what? I'm so confused. Some people are saying it's just like your average college entrance exam EZ PZ, but then you have those people who fail multiple times, and also that scary low less than 20% passing rate. Taking so I can run as president

My place khutbah was about Islam is tolerance beyond certain limits. Transgression is definitely not allowed.
>Janganlah engkau melampaui batas
>No compromise on aqeedah (faith)
I liked it how the khateeb worded it. :D

Anyway.
What's up /asean/

>>71561990
Yes, it's easy. They fail because they're dumb.

>>71562034
and yet you keep erping and fapping to trap cartoon on laotian kuffar imageboard

>>71559483
Afaik, their plunder cases were well on its way that's why they were against the admin about corona.
Because if corona slipped through he can stop those cases.

I remember in 2012 the courts did grant the rights back to the farmers in the lusita shit regardless but a lot of those lands were already sold and owned by private companies that's why it was delayed in hell

>>71562096
Someone needs to get bakahime to turn back to the path of being human.
Or is it already too late?

>>71561990
ez pz lemon squeezy

>>71562096
We're not perfect beings but we can worked for it, right? ;^)

>>71562093
You make me sad senpai. A lot of people can't be that dumb. There must be something here. I suspect it's because a person probably shouldn't have more than 15-20 mistakes. I forgot how many exactly. That plus the +50 paged constitution rights probably sucker punched unsuspecting examinees

22,000-25,000 preorder price for Switch hesu kristo. I hope the actual thing without Zelda and 1-2-Switch will only be at 15,000-16,000.

>>71562212
just review the basics of the constitution and the philippine political system, and you're good to go.

>>71561990
Those failed cunts are old people who worked in private companies first thinking to retire working in government and they thought civil service exam is just 1+1 grade school bullshit. Its actually like a college entrance test + laws

>>71561990
There is a complete reviewer for the CSC Exam available online for free. The site is 1taker.com.

Cinta terlarang.

>>71561990
Review, it cover these topics

English and Filipino vocabulary

grammar and correct usage

paragraph organization

reading comprehension

analogy and logic

numerical reasoning
clerical reasoning, functions and procedures

General information questions (about Philippine Constitution; Code of Conduct and Ethical Standards for Public Officials and Employees, peace and human rights issues, environmental protection)

>>71561925
love the philippines

curse the flips

>>71562471
>General information questions (about Philippine Constitution; Code of Conduct and Ethical Standards for Public Officials and Employees, peace and human rights issues, environmental protection)

I feel like this is the big reason why they fail

>Every presidential term there is always a senator getting jail time
Hmmmm makes me think

>>71562526
The arrest is for custody and not for jail yet..

Heh, look at all these short posters.

>>71562405
>>71562471
Oh I got my own reviewers alright. I just hate that with its weird passing rate statistics, you can't tell if you're not yet prepared or actually TOO prepared. I might just be putting too much faith in other people's ability because I'm kind of using them as my gauge. Will you believe me if I told you I know a high ranking guy earning half mils with brand new cars per month (he's in DFA) who had to take it twice? Then there are dropouts who are just OK. Crazy shit

>>71562505
Code of conduct for POE is very short. You can shorten it to 1 page. Same with 6713, Uni HR, 163, and PEP. The only problem is Constitutional Rights (not the short one made by United Nations). It is more than 50 pages covering dates, roles of various government sections, elections, etc. but it's more like just a minor hassle. The "General information section" is only like
>what is la nina
>what does ZIP stand for
>what is el nino
The exam is (according to reviewers) is like
>Language proficiency (75 items)
>Analogy and Logical Reasoning (21 Items)
>Numerical Reasoning (30 items)
>Social Awareness (24)

>>71562683
>tfw 134cm

>>71562739
>Latvian women are the tallest on the planet, with an average height of 170cm
You wouldn't last here.
t. 185cm

>>71562683
You have to be a real country to post here
Pseudo make believe russian copy doesnt count as a country

>tfw switch cost rm2099 and rm 2299
>all sell in bundle
rip nintendo in SEA, no one except brunei and singapore gonna buy those

>>71562739
with a 10 foot dick

>>71562822
*pats you on the head*
Aww, cute.

I don't get why the pro-Duterte rally has to be held tomorrow of all dates. Couldn't they just hold it on his birthday next month?

>>71562832
Nintendo hasn't been popular here when it comes to consoles since the Wii. The 3DS is popular here but the PS4 reigns supreme here. Maybe the popularity of Japanese games here is a reason.

>>71562730
They probably thinks its too easy and don't review

>>71557430
>go to work
>reach place
>it rains just in time
On my way back home -_-

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>>71562890
They're paranoid and desperate for some reason

>>71562934
owo

>>71562890
maybe if they make MORE VARIETY OTHER THAN ZELDA/MARIO/METROID/CROSSING SEA REGION WOULD BUY THE DAMN THING
>have 3ds
>wait for other genre than zelda/mario/crossing
>wait
>sell 3ds
fucking useless piece of crap

>>71562940
Paranoid about what?
>tfw my uncle still defends him because "muh political will"

>>71562946
are you cumming daddy

>>71562730
>what is la nina
>what does ZIP stand for
>what is el nino

I wouldn't be surprise if they didn't know what these are

>>71562934
where u at senpai
i can give you a ride if you suck my cock

>>71562940
>implying Leni wants to be president
>implying it's not Bongbong who is desperate to be president at all costs
Leni isn't even presidential material anyway, and besides she's too busy with her anti-poverty programs to even care. If anything, it should be Bongbong who they should be worried about.

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>>71563015
not without pic related

>>71562975
The celebration?
And #linilicks

I can't remember it ever being grand

>>71562485
like this?
"amo a Filipinas, los Filipinos no me importan un huevo."

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>>71563027
Near bukit jalil
i only suck my white bf's cock

>>71563104
>bukit jalil
have fun
not worth it with that long ass queue in sg besi

>>71562948
Nintendo's fault for driving away third party developers with stuff like region locking, eccentric physical media, and inferior specs to the competition. More and more I'm beginning to think that the Wii is the Leicester of consoles and that Nintendo got lucky with that. Too bad their luck would run out. And I'm saying this as a lifelong Pokemon fan.

>>71562940
In the past, the Spaniards used religion to subdue the Filipinos and make them obedient.

Now social media is being used to do the same thing.

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I'm going to get a haircut soon, what should I say?

>>71563970
JUST

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>>71563970
Gimme that "leader of a fascist political party"

>>71563970
penis haircut

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>>71563970
"Shave it and make me look like a meme"

>OP pic was taken in Singapore
>no Singaporeans in the thread
Why?

>>71563970
Don't ask for a shave.

>>71562890
Wii is a huuuuuuge fuckup. I think Switch might be received better, though.

>>71562948
They do make varieties, but they go unnoticed or they suck. Remember Project Steam? I'm willing to bet they also don't see much market in these places anyway. Like if we were to make a tier list of their priority market by countries it'd be something like
>Japan
>US
>EU
>.....
>.....
>.....
>SEA
>Middle East
We aren't much of a hardcore fan of them because xx reasons ==> they don't put Nintendo supports in here (you have to ship abroad plus good luck with claiming rewards from points) and shit on us because low priority ==> we don't become fans, .... ===> they do this because low priority....

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

>>71564146
Singaporeans are too good for /asean/

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>>71564178
more like too arrogant. they have no time to linger in 4chan when they have a ridiculous social expectations to fulfill

>>71564380
This is kinda hot in some sense

>>71564380
What the fuck am I reading?

>>71564380
>"singa"porean

>>71564380
omg what a cuck
singcuckporeans

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wew

>>71564380
why is she cosplaying that Life of Strange girl

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>>71564380
He could have at least given her some baked cookies. What a retard

>>71564702
she barely even flinch wtf?

>>71564731
i thought girls should be baking cookies and choc just like in my animays

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>>71564380
It looks like pain in the ass to have girlfriend.
It seems that my decision to not continue PDKT with certain girl was correct. She already shows interest on me since the first day but she looks like someone who will bring drama later.

>>71564731
just according to kakiku

>>71564702
>>71564794
Just like anime protag

>>71564380
>>71564702
>>71564794
Wasnt there a Malaysian version of this too?

>>71564819
You mean the one about the house or something?

>>71564819
>>71564840
Isn't it about the car?

>>71564794
>>71564702
>>71564380

lmao
cuckporean

>>71564840
>>71564863
last i remember the guy driving a kancil and the grill arguing why is he not rich

>>71564819
takes place in singapore too mi friendo

>>71564863
Yah this one I think?
Girl berated him in malay or shit for not buying an exepnsive item (car, house???)?

>>71564904
Yeah, that's the one.

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>>71564720
Max Cuckfield

>>71564926
>>71564863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHIId0zO1U

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>>71564146
>>71564064
>>71564042
>>71564033
Just got a haircut, looks decent actually. I got the Great reader haircut, pic related.

>>71564992
>when i check YT for this video all i get are fights in MRT
>7 pages of them
>mfw

>>71564992
>tfw no chink gf to scold me in manglish

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>>71564992
>AND YOU BUY ME COCK YOU KNOW I DONT DRINK COCK
>I DONT DRINK COCK
>SERIOUSLY I DONT DRINK COCK

>>71565099
kek

WUZ UP MUH NEGRO. HAD A NICE DAY?

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>>71564992

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wERX7tkXIe8

kek

>soulless chinkaporean literally have no* native language

https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/2gjbls/controversial_til_singaporeans_are_not_native/

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>>71564992
>a daily reminder of the Five C's of Singapoor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_Cs_of_Singapore

>>71564992
thank allah my gf is mix and not fully chinese

>>71565217
damn kids these days they are so entitled

>>71565217
TEACHER BTFO

>>71565281
this will be our future kid also
today kid are rude

>>71565217
Why is he speaking in curry language?

>>71565217
DAS RACIS
TEACHER SINGLING OUT THE FAT NIGLET

>>71565332
funny how this fat nerd is showing more balls than the average rempit kid

>>71565404
average rempit kid only brave because they are in group
fought/saw few rempit kid when i was in hs, non of them want to fight 1 v 1 with anyone even a skinny/fat kid

>>71565281
We also have some recent news about some kid complaining about being treated like a maid because he was asked to clean the whiteboard.

without looking at anything else, does the word 'kanela' sound tagalog to you guys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJvyGLBmWY&feature=youtu.be&a
rip /asean/
we will get vx'ed by NK terror attack

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Tell me, /asean.
Why are the Malaysians so obsessed with Milos?

>>71565609
It sounds Tagalog
>Kanila = Kanela

>>71563970

pa barbers nga

>>71565696
all malaysian grew up with milo
usually in sporting even there will be a place they give free refillable milo

think of it like amsterdam red light district ;^)

>>71565696
I'm not. Milo is expensive nowadays. I'd buy Vico, Ovaltine or local brand instead. And few years ago I thought Milo's too sweet for my taste .

>>71551593
>before duterte vice news covered how widespread and addicted filipinos in methamphetamine
>flips vote someone whos method of removing drugs is dubious
>vice news now cover how drugs inst that widespread and people can "change"
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>71561893
Great blog post, kuya-sempaichi~<3

>>71565876
Vice news was amazing on their Ukraine and Iraq coverage though, they used to send people right in the middle of fighting, very brave journalists. Shame they kinda stopped posting quality reports.

>>71564380
Hey fk u I'm on 4chan

>>71565876

what the h*ck is a vice news

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>>71565696
Brainwashing since you're a kid
At every school in Malaysia, Milo vans will come and serve you free iced Milo at least once a year

>>71561893

saved

>>71565841
ovaltine is sweeter nowadays than milo
bought ovaltine last week. 10 sachet to go

>>71565696
In the 60's Australia brought Milo and marketed them as health drink and everyone fell for it.
Besides that to avoid friendly fire only Malays are conscripted and they are supplied Milo and later shared the drink with their families.
Being the earliest entry Milo becomes the thing that comes to mind when chocolate drink is mentioned.

>>71564380

Women are stupid.

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>>71565963
>>71565835
>>71565696
>>71565978
>>71565985

>someone ITT unironically likes drinking milo

DISGUISTING
>not being a swiss miss master race

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>>71565963
>Free

>>71565696
>he doesn't know the secret brand

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>>71566006
Yes I usually buy the brown one

>>71566006

that's just a sweeter Milo with non-existent marshmallows

>>71566006
Nama tak best langsung

>>71565978
>sachet
>not buying the economy pack
Sachet or I'd call them instant pack are always packed with extra sugar.

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kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_oezeDeH0
DAS RAYCIS

WTF I LOVE MALAYSIA NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma6dyy0C5AQ
btw what does ahbeng and ohbiang mean?

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>>71565696
Milo is love, Milo is life

>>71566050
Kan kan, bunk. Budak2 pun susah nak sebut. Tak melekat.

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>>71561435

>>71566091
What drugs did she procure?

>>71566112
>racist calling each other racist
>RAYCIS RAYCIS RAYCIS RAYCIS
everyone a race car driver

>>71566091
>5ft 1
kek

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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's plane took a THREE-HOUR detour from Singapore to Sydney to avoid Indonesian airspace - because the Muslim-majority country has no relations with Israel

Israeli Prime Minister was forced to take a three-hour detour as he made the journey from Singapore to Sydney - to avoid Indonesian airspace.
Benjamin Netanyahu, who was flying with Israel's national airline El Al, travelled for more than 11 hours before he arrived on Wednesday morning, The Guardian reported.
The PM, who is in Australia for his historic four-day visit, travelled around the Philippines, and through Papua New Guinea - to avoid Indonesia's airspace - before landing in Sydney.
The average flight time between Singapore to Sydney is eight hours but the Israeli leader's aircraft had taken a longer route.
El Al airline reportedly disallows its flights from travelling into the airspace of many Muslim countries, including Palestine, according to the newspaper.
Indonesia does not have diplomatic relations with Israel because of its strong support for the Palestinian cause.
For decades, international efforts have failed to work out a lasting comprehensive agreement on the core issues of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, including borders, the fate of Palestinian refugees and security arrangements.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4251434/Benjamin-Netanyahu-11-hour-flight-Singapore-Sydney.html

>>71566091
>tfw shorter than her

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>>71566221
Top lel

>>71566112
That club video doesn't look like in malaysia.
>look at the posters currency. Not RM. It's $.

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>>71566221
>all those butthurt mooslims just because the Jews were able to destroy Nasser's asshole by wrecking his Arab friends and the fact that they manage to rescue Amin's hostages and fuck his air force

>>71566074
my parents are too lazy to mix
milo sachet arent as sweet as ovaltine which is surprising because ovaltine (the one in the tin) arent sweet as milo

>>71566221
The jews fear the Indonesian haze.

>>71565876
They obviously acknowledge the problem but disagree withthe dubious solution
Its not hard to understand

Who knows maybe next month they will make a video circle jerking about dutdut

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What happens here?

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>>71565835
>think of it like amsterdam red light district

Wow. I knew Malaysians like Milo, but not the extent that you would put your benis in it

>>71566091
I've watched the arrest and trial of many politicians and this is the first time I've heard one say they are honored to go to jail and have done so. Even tough-guy Lacson ran and hid like a rat during the Dacer-Corbito trial.

she certainly has my respect for having the guts that the other leaders of our country don't have.

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>>71566393
>not wanting to put your hard erect penis in milo powder and cum inside it
hnnnnnnnngh

>>71566393
A man was jailed 15 days for stealing Milo sachets. It is serious business.

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>be Arab nationalist
>start beating the war drums to kick Israelis out
>tells UN to fuck off, who has been keeping both sides from killing each other
>put over 200k troops on border with Israel
>Israel gets pushed into the corner and decides to launch a preemptive strike on all their aircraft
>Jews manage to destroy all Egyptian aircraft
>Egyptians in full retreat across the Suez
>while doing so, Jewish warplane and artillery destroys their retreating column
>Nasser lies to Jordan and Syria about how they fucked and say that they're winning
>Syrian and Jordan join the war
>their air forces get anally raped by Jewish air force
>get bombed to bits in Palestine and Golan Heights
>Jews recapture the old quarters in Jerusalem and important Mooslim mosques
>surrender in 6 days
>6 days
How did they do it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

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>>71566112
Ah Beng is a Chinese guy in his 20s
He is chinese educated and has chinese friends only
His hairstyle is a mix between undercut with emo, with the hair dyed blonde
He drives a Myvi with Initial D sticker
He wears a steel necklace around his neck
He smokes/vapes
He wears counterfeit LV slingbag
He works at a handphone shop, most of the time only concentrating on playing online game with his Lenovo phone

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>>71566316

>>71566513
Is that a purse? kek

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>>71565696
I fucking love milo but i haven't drink it for 2 years

I'm going to eat Maggi again and you guys can't stop me.

>>71566391
Man eating crocs, storms that can zap planes and helis right out of the sky, project to install generators/solar/wifi in the middle of nowhere, 2nd largest cave chamber, batshit enough for Asean fertilizer plant and hydro dam.

>>71566600
twice a week limit dude

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GOTTA

>>71566666
nice digits bro

>>71566462
I worry about the credibility of the judge that issued the arrest order.

AFAIK, Judge Juanita Guerrero is a faculty and legal assistant of the University of Perpetual Help College of Law whose long-time Dean, Albano, is connected to the ABAKADA Party List. ABAKADA has strong ties to BBM

https://abakadapartylist.com/2015/11/15/bong-bong-marcos-for-vice-president-2016/

http://martinromualdez.com/cong-martin-with-bbm-abakada-partylist/

She also overturned the ruling on the Alabang Boys

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/48423/2-%E2%80%98alabang-boys%E2%80%99-acquitted
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/577455/ca-affirms-dismissal-of-drug-case-vs-alabang-boys


And granted bail to Rolito Go which was blocked by the DOJ during de Lima’s term

http://www.rappler.com/nation/57569-doj-road-rage-killer-rolito-go-jail

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>>71566582
twea

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Toppest kek

>>71566615
I haven't eaten any this week.

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>>71566738
>Liberal ""Intellectualls""
>not even once

>>71566310
>parents
I thought you're living on your own or maybe at some dorm. Wth?

>>71566824
Macam baju Neelofa dalam Suri Hati Mr Pilot

>>71566835
i am at parents house for a week now
will be going back to my rent house next month

>>71566006
I like both to be honest. Just drank Milo earlier today, too.

>>71566600
Go ahead.

>>71566710
Is this a new copypasta?
Also, why don't their deans have time limits? UP deans have fixed terms and are also term limited.

>>71566738
Kek, why haven't they send this guy to an asylum?

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>>71566493
>Google it
>Find this
Really makes me think

1st alvin tan now amos yee.
who's next?

>>71566953
ashraf liem

>>71566953
me

>>71566953
You

>>71566953
hopefully its another chink.
i would cringe if its an edgy malay

>>71566953
Selva Kumar i.e you

>>71566953
fatin

>>71567052
i like English more than Malay desu

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>>71567052
>please la not everyone can understand in malay

>>71566936
Nestle being above any law is a rule of nature, just learn to accept it.

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>a daily reminder that Malaysian landlords who own apartment blocks are required to fill a diversity quota
>they must have a certain number of non-ethnic Malays under their tenancy
Even Europe ain't this progressive

>>71566738

>2017
>people still underestimate the meme magic

shiggy

Why is Amos doing this to himself?

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>>71567052
>those mad chinks get triggered by malaysian language

>>71567248
I can't imagine how much he will cringe at himself now in next 5 years

>>71567052
This is sad.

>>71567282
I'm sure he will be living the American dream like Alvin Tan on top of nobel peace prize or something in 5 years aand make mad dosh with 'Amos Yee: My Famous Amos tale' biography.

>>71565696
I really don't understand, can someone teach me how to make perfect milo

why is it that the mamak make better milo than me

i add 3 spoon + the sweet milk but taste like shit

then when i want cold milo, i add ice from freezer but they melt in 5 seconds

but the ice at mamak take an hour to melt wtf

help, i need this superior drink

>>71567359
Isn't Alvin Tan broke?

>>71567381
You need to get proper ice from 7E.

>>71567124
I'm not a cuck. So I'd prefer malay over english

>>71567248
he consider himself being to intellegent not to live in liberal progressive western utopia
>>71567282
nah in 5 years he will be a tranny

>>71567388
not even hardcore DAP chinks is hiring him for anything

>>71567218
It was merely pretending.

Hello boys
I'm moving to Cambodia soon, anybody wanna be pals???

>>71567465
t. sex tourist

>>71567487

get out of here poland

>>71567465
t. sex tourist

>>71567465
What are you even doing over there?

>>71567465
t. sex tourist

>>71567465
t. sex tourist

>>71567608

I went in December to Koh Rong and thought it was ok, met some good people and met some awful people as seems to come with KR. I was thinking of moving to Kampot and helping a woman I was seeing (not prostitute!! (or Cambodian)) run her business. When I was there previously I worked in a cafe/bar place and thought it was a good life spending not much $ on the beach given I'm a poorfag living with my parents here in Aus.
Would be all over the sex tourism too if I was attracted to Asian women at all >tfw

>>71567465
did you just assumed my gender?

>>71551934
Tell Dutdut they have drugs

>>71567749
So it was a cool life for you then. I wish I could do the same. Good for you.
My only advise m8, please play it safe. Don't. DO NOT make hapa babies, alright?

>>71567749
You're gonna be giving up on a lot of things that you take for granted in Australia. You sure about that?

>>71567381
All you need is cold milk and pour in a spoonful of Milo powder

>>71551934

Take him outside

>>71567381
they use egg yolk for thicker consistent

>>71567420
pelat lah.

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>>71567938
>adding eggs to drinks

Anybody gonna watch Aqours 1st live on SM tomorrow?

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mana amoi cantik boring betul lah

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>>71567998

>>71567993
It's tomorrow, already?
Also, not me. I'm not really an Aqours fan, the original girls were way better.

>>71567896
cambodia gonna turn him into their golden boy to prove they don't abuse human right

>>71566666
underrated digits

>>71567998
that pic is doraemon tier reaction

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>>71568036
Akko is more like Nobita, stupid and always getting everybody into trouble

>>71567906
>cold milk instead of sweetened condensed milk
Heretics pls go.

to make a good milo you need palm sugar (gula melaka). You can also experiment by adding a bit of tea/coffee powder.

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>>71568108
This is why you will get diabetes

>>71568032
fucking 'edshot machine

>>71568023
Yep. SM Megamall Cinema 3 for tomorrow and this Sunday.

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>>71568156
>gula melaka

Fun here's over, new thread.
>>71568222

>>71568027
Whats a golden boy?

>>71567881
Don't worry man, I'm aware hapa babies get all sorts of fucked up mentalities. I don't want to be responsible for the next Elliot Rodger or that rich girl who did hardcore

>>71567896
I've lived in the same city my whole life, if anything Cambodia would be good for a change of perspective.
As a Cambodian, what's your opinion on western immigrants?

>>71566462
>>71566710
if only she showed true evidence against her accusers.

>>71568305
There are two types of westerners who would immigrate to Cambodia: Missionaries and Drug addicts. Please dont be a drug addict, we've got enough of those in this country. Westerners are more than welcome to come here, just be respectful of others and dont do anything stupid. It can get you killed.