/brit/

did anyone know the average native brit's dick is only 5 inch erect? meanwhile immigrants (particularly from pakistan) is 7

cara

TOMMY
O
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M
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>>71546167
>>71546167

paki

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>71546131
The entire field of political science bows to your google powers

Anime

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sit down

we need to talk

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>no work tomorrow
>or the day after
>or the day after that

finally some rest

german ponce has a habit of ignoring posts which disprove stuff he says. what a batty.

>>71546208
even the ones that do happen mostly turn into shitflinging

heights? 6'5 masterrace here

>>71546169
>>71546169
Kek I'm from Sheffield too all the areas with loads of pakis are absolute shitholes ahhaha pleb

>>71546253
I'm off until Tuesday, going to spend a lot of time with my brit friends :3

watching a new show called "gap year" about a posh well spoken white lad going on a gap year holiday with his best mate who happens to be a black urban youth

>>71546276
9'7"

>>71546276
6ft10

not enough diversity itt

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>looks at the sundial
>nods approvingly like pic related

it's time, la

>kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca

>>71546262
even the reasonable ones

must be a sheed

>>71546212
read a book about politics mate
better yet make an actual argument other than "people who are smarter than me would disagree with you"
it's a bit pathetic really

>>71546249
what is it this time, kot?

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Why dont we nuke england ?

>>71546135 #

And yet your country is STILL a shithole?
15% of the population are Maori, 7% islanders lol

You have literal inbred mussys running around rampant

You were a 100% white country, nz never was

>>71546215
>just decided that "rampant sexism" is a part of fascism because you don't like it

Umm no mate, polticial scientist decided that, you know people who know far more about this topic than your runt brain

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When Hitler became Chancellor in 1933, he introduced policies aimed at improving the economy. Wages increased by 10.9% in real terms during this period. By 1938 unemployment was practically extinct. However, reduced foreign trade meant rationing in consumer goods like poultry, fruit, and clothing for many Germans.

Early in his political career, Adolf Hitler regarded economic issues as relatively unimportant. Hitler and the National Socialists held a very strong idealist conception of history, which held that human events are guided by small numbers of exceptional individuals following a higher ideal. They believed that all economic concerns, being purely material, were unworthy of their consideration.

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Depending on the dosage and method of administration, the effects of DMT can range from mild psychedelic states to powerfully immersive life-altering experiences which are often described as being the ultimate displacement from ordinary consciousness where users are placed in a subjective state in which they encounter ineffable spiritual/alien realms and alternate realities.

>>71546276
6'4"

>>71546299
>gif
fuck off

It's always more sad when attractive people kill themselves.
https://www.instagram.com/dagmaraxxx/

>>71546276
5'3"
would heem any of you

>>71546276
6ft6

English Folk desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIuNuQlZJ4

lads
what is the next foreign country you will be going to
I'm going to USA for a week in may

>>71546319
>polticial scientist
ahahahahaha stop appealing to authority mate
"computer says no"
hahahaha you're so thick

>>71546279
meet me in the city centre tonight if you fancy a scrap you wet little mong

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>>71546299

you forgot to take your shoes off

>>71546332
you REALLY need to stop with this fucking shit

i am back

>there are people in this thread that would nonce a 13 year old

>>71546262
nah he usually tears apart the usual rorke caveman ramblings

kiwis have to do the maori dance lol

Banged this girl and now she's making her way around all my mates

She's a slag and I wouldn't gf her but it still bothers me her shagging other people I know for some reason

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Check out our population density, lads

>>71546370
who are you?

howling at sub 6ft6 runtlets itt

>>71546299

mecca needs to be nuked tbqh

would be hilarious to see mudslimes try and hold their delusions together when they're praying towards a smouldering glass crater that allah (shit be upon him) couldn't protect

>>71546319
ah yes the many many political scientists employed by the holocaust museum to write their posters for them

hmm...lotsa cross references to the previous thread

>no previous thread link
>should this thread have been created in the first place?

poor show, tbqh la

>>71546330
runt

>>71546386
Why lad?

You're eskimo brothers with your mates now

Only makes your bond stronger

>>71546388
are you full?

>>71546388
fascinating

*turns around and walks away swiftly*

>>71546375
LOL WHY THE FUCK DO WHITE KIWIS DO THE NIGGER DANCE

>>71546374
still regularly just conveniently disappears when faced with something he cant challenge. typical runt behaviour.

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>>71546409
you realise the 14 warning signs of fascism was literally written by a political scientist right?

absolutely creasing at you, what a mong.

I alternate between being far left and far right

I reckon National Bolshevism is the real redpill

>>71546354

Chile, Argentina and Uruguay in April
USA in August

i literally turn 20 a week today lads

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dress down Friday tomorrow

>>71546468
tfw my office is casual every day

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business idea: canals

>>71546372

noncing is the natural state of the anglo when left to his own devices
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_sexual_assault_trial_of_2004

>>71546388
>chik eut ar papulition dinsity. lads

>>71546435

Yes

>dark green is less than 1 person per Sq mile

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work tomorrow

Communism is the real redpill

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>9/11 was 16 (Sixteen) years ago

>>71546398
back

>>71546417
If bothers me in a weird way, like I support them running trains on her but I also don't like her being a slag for some reason even though it isn't my business

>>71546456
mhm yes mate who is that? cos i'm going off roger griffin's definition, you see. Think I trust him a bit more than i do you

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any cat owners in this thread?

I'm gonna give you a bunch of fives!

>>71546483
weren't speaking to you kraut, sod off

>>71546504
wagie wagie eggs and bakey

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2017/02/23/alt-right-leader-kicked-out-of-cpac-after-organizer-calls-the-white-nationalist-movement-a-left-wing-fascist-group.html

>As the throng of reporters moved, Spencer was stopped by JP Sheehan, a CPAC attendee wearing a black-and-gold Make America Great Again baseball cap.
>“Praise kek!” said Sheehan, posing for a selfie with Spencer and repeating a meme that had been adopted by the alt-right. “He’s the coolest guy.”

CREEEAAASING

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Why do Russians dress as maids?

communism only works in populations under 10k.

>>71546388
Needs more Poms

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Working in the office on my own tomorrow, everyone else is off

>people born in TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING ---ONE--- turn 16 this year

what the hell haha i was born in '95 and still feel 16

>>71546388
best place to live in NZ?

I'm in love with the shape of you

>>71546523
how many Lincolns?

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>>71546508

still freaks my nut out

Already claimed with thread for the best colony to come out of Britain

Rest of you are worthless

>>71546546
>communism
>works

a blend of capitalism and socialism probably yes, communism never works.

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>>71546545
Tradition, on the last day of school they wear ye ode school uniforms

It's like British kids wearing an old shirt and getting all their mates to sign it

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work tomorrow

>>71546519
Maybe you see her as "yours" despite knowing you wouldn't want her to be your exclusive

You're a selfish cunt basically

new zealand and australia are more ethnically british than britain is

>>71546569

74% of people live in the north island

Wanaka in the south island is top notch, not much happening but it's beautiful

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>>71546581
imagine being stuck above where the plane hit

>>71546596
socialism is different to communism m8

>>71546583
australia is best so long as you do the maori dance pal

>>71546567

I was born in 88' and still feel 16

aspergers for you I guess

>>71546508
not really :/

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>we are 2 years closer to 2030 than 2000

turns out the lads only went on their gap year trip to china because the posh white lad is a cuck and was stalking his ex gf who ditched him so he could get back with her

urban black youth is upset

>>71546644
it's meant to be the stage before communism mate

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Haven't even started uni yet, work is years away

going to a music festival real soon except its in town so i wont have to camp like a bum and will just go to it in the evening

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>I am closer to 50 than birth

>>71546185
Been gallavanting around Keighley with a measuring tape again, you bent twat?

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business idea: begin an innovative new infrastructure plan to future-proof London's traffic and then bin it off half way through

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A Fuhrer city, or Führerstadt in German, was a status given to five German cities in 1937 by Adolf Hitler, the dictator of Nazi Germany.

The status was based on Hitler's vision of undertaking gigantic urban transformation projects in these cities based on his own conceptions.

After the Battle for France in 1940, Hitler ordered that the architectural reshaping of these cities was to be completed by 1950, and should represent the magnitude of the German victories in Western Europe.

>The five Führer cities were:

1. Linz: The town where Adolf Hitler spent his youth ("Jugendstadt des Führers"), and his planned retirement home after the war, under which Hitler's crypt was to be located.

2. Munich: the "Capital of the Movement"

3. Hamburg: the "Capital of German Shipping"

4. Nuremberg: the "City of the Reich Party Conventions"

5. Berlin: "World Capital Germania"

>>71546644
socialism is the way to communism m8

*shits on you*

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>>71546673

>>71546646

*does a pukana*

>>71546638

Still a chance to get out, but you had a 1 in 4 chance of picking the correct non-death stairwell.

my dad was born closer to the start of ww1 than to the modern day
mental

If you're born before 95, KYS

If you're born after 95, fuck off underage cunt

If you're born in 95, IN

>>71546617
Yeah probably

Don't mean to be though, I keep those thoughts to myself anyway

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>>71546638

religion of peace mate

>>71546673
the job market is only going to be shittier when you join it laddy

prepare your brendans

>>71546672
well we've pretty much been a socialist nation ever since Blair

45% top bracket income tax, free healthcare and bennies. not many capitalist elements in our governing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6suaDGWmOo

new skepta video

>>71546638
im bringing a parachute if i ever work in a tall building

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work in 14 hours 42 minutes

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>"You know, it's weird that I developed my sense of humor because of a shit childhood, like... my dad was abusive and my brothers used to beat me on a semi-daily basis. Used to have bruises all up and down my body, would run and hide when my dad came home.
And it evolved because I didn't want
anyone to ever feel like I did. I hated... I hated seeing people sad. I hated it. I liked seeing them laugh. When they were laughing, they were feeling joy. And so the more I got beat, sadder I got, the closer I came to ending it all, man... man I became the funniest fucker in town."
>"That's over now, though, and ... it's just strange that when I was talking with her, after I told her my feelings, that I loved her, and she she told me her feelings.. that she loved and wanted to marry someone else... oh man, I had her almost rolling on the floor laughing for a good half an hour afterwards. I had her laughing so hard she could barely breathe."
>"I guess maybe I really didn't want her to feel how I felt. The whole while I was struggling not to break down in tears, and she was just laughing, laughing, laughing... now THAT'S irony, isn't it? Hahaha... it's actually even a little bit funny."

"Communism" is a distant oasis to trick the goyim into allowing Jews to rule over them.

>>71546520
Lawrence Britt
Is google down or something? I know you're very reliant on it

Fascinated to hear how Roger Griffin apparently doesn't regard Suharto as a fascist.

>>71546697
very glad he failed 2bh

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sat at home on my arse all day tomorrow

must have actually been so shit to be in the buildings during 9/11

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>>71546388
>tfw entire nation of 8 million sqkm knocked out with 5 nukes

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lads i have a funny joke, you'll love this one

q: who's 5'8, extremely ugly, has no friends or gf, and works in a call centre?

a: me

it got up to 17 today, broke a record

>>71546652
*pays no attention to this post*
very interesting

>>71546763
Bit shit desu

>>71546760
most moronic post i've seen in quite a while

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>>71546791
sat at home on my arse all day everyday

>>71546777
haha didn't read a single fucking word mate - not a word!

>>71546818
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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hope you live in a white area lads
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Population_density_UK_2011_census.png
white as in light on the map

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

>>71546818

Now, that's full

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once again
who here /rumandcoke/ lads?

>>71546786
>I know you're very reliant on it
haha mate why is it so hard for you to accept that someone just knows more about this than you?
and, going by Griffin's definition of a "fascist minimum", suharto was not a fascist.
Also love the way you're taking so long to reply to me so you can frantically look up your answers
bet you had to google "14 warning signs of fascism" just to check it WAS actually a political scientist

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product of Canada

Time for bed; school tomorrow x

>>71546862
Service economy

>>71546876
>gif
fuck off

>>71546860
>chrome ran out of memory trying to display this

ummm? :/

>>71546839
explain

particularly how half of your income goes straight to a welfare state yet we aren't socialists

>>71546876
is that aphex twin

>>71546880

I've seen those tittays

>>71546862
because we're all uni drop outs and this is the best work we can get

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>>71546800

16 people survived in this stairwell at the bottom of the north tower as 250,000 tons of shit fell around them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdNHaOBGk4

mental

>>71546862
Bunch of runts

>>71546879
>Griffin definitely would go against consensus and say Suharto wasn't a fascist
>no I don't have any evidence for this but trust me!

Lol

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In Nazi Germany, the state gave a number of honorary titles to certain German cities

Not included in this list is the Polish city of Zamość, which, in 1942, was planned to be renamed Himmlerstadt, after Heinrich Himmler.

1. Bremen: "City of the Colonies"

2. Cologne: "Capital of German Trade"

3. Frankfurt: "City of German Crafts"

4. Hamburg: "Capital of German Shipping"

5. Linz: "Patronage City of the Führer"

6. Munich: "Capital of German Art"

7. Salzburg: "City of Life Sciences"

8. Soest: "City of the German Middle Ages"

9. Wels: "Patronage City of Hermann Göring"

10. Wolfsburg: "City of the Volkswagen Car"

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imagine being some twat who considers throwing himself onto the train tracks every day while commuting to the call centre for a 10 hour shift

>>71546860
Lads why don't we just build on the white bits?

Im interested in the whole "ancestry dna testing", a lot of them are free when you have the data, and they all tell me different things. Latest one thinks im 20% baltic

I'm the universal euro desu lads

>>71546923
fuck off

Literally did one hour of actual work today and then spent 7 hours listening to classical music and reading newspaper articles. Not sure if it's a good thing desu, it's alright for now and I'm getting well-paid, but it's pretty boring.

>>71546862
These runts didn't go to uni or failed so they don't have good jobs with 70k starting salaries.

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>tfw no pale blonde nordic gf

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>>71546946
considered doing this on the underground so many times

quite worrying haha

>>71546860
live in a black bit but right next door to a 1 to 5 person bit

>>71546939
fucking sort your life out mate. Unlike you, I'm extrapolating from what he said about a "fascist minimum". If he thinks suharto is a fascist, then whatever.
also
>consensus
lmao

Why do leftists support mass immigration into already crowded countries?

Why do leftists pretend to care about the environment but support massive population growth and housebuilding?

>>71546958
ANGER PEOPLE OF COLOUR

isn't that already their policy?

>>71546903
the best one is a 14mb picture
you need a lot of memory

Good joke for you lads:
q: who's of average build and height, spends all his time in the gym, has no friends or gf and hates his uni degree?

a: me

got radicalised online into becoming a white nationalist ama

>>71546958
will be doxxing ANYONE who responds to this

>>71546958
>anger happiness
ah yes, very intelligent image from the left

>>71547022
Hilarious

>>71546958
>more happiness
really makes you think

>>71547004
their entire ideology is full of hypocrisies and contradictions

>>71547004
why do rorkes always talk about "leftists"

>>71546958
Anger Joy

WTF?

Anyone wanna take my washing out the machine? Cba to get out of bed

>>71546958
>more people in love
comfy

>>71546905
We're a modern social democracy. The UK, especially London, is a leader in global capitalism. Compared to other European countries, our labour laws are lax. In many industries unions have no power. In terms of income distribution, the UK is one of the most unequal wealthy countries. To describe the UK as socialist is idiotic at best.

>>71546958
>fewer the nhs
ah yes very impressive meme

LIKE this new q&a gimmick, DO NOT like how it trivialises my """""life""""

>>71546958
Hmm, really makes me think

>>71546685
exceptional post

>>71547062
why do leftists always talk about "rorkes"

>>71546958
Anger children.

Hmm it's better than noncing them so I support this.

>>71547062
well i would say jews but you'd shriek

Drive over a big bridge every day and always feel like accelerating over the edge into the icy water below haha

Good joke for you lads:
q: who has a masters degree and earns 21k a year doing admin alongside uneducated plebs?

a: me

Ironic leftist lads ama

might unironically move to liverpool

>>71547004
>Why do leftists support mass immigration into already crowded countries?

They don't. Britain is not a crowded country,

>Why do leftists pretend to care about the environment but support massive population growth and housebuilding?

Ah yes, giving people homes, awful for the environement, just awful. Not like those kind right wingers in charge of oil and gas corporations.

might ironically move to liverpool

burning incense in my room

Ukip will lose by 3-8%

>>71547139
>They don't. Britain is not a crowded country,
fuck off, cohen

q. who is 6'8", nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour, and just graduated as a math major any job I want 300k starting?

a: me

Just read the Eschaton chapter in Infinite Jest. I want to play this game so fucking badly.

setting up an off license in my room

>>71547000
>If he thinks suharto is a fascist, then whatever.

Glad we came to the conclusion I'm right then.

reminder that imigration fro ma certain part of the world never worked anywhere

>>71547139
>They don't. Britain is not a crowded country,

The massive housing shortage says otherwise

>>71547134
Almost literally me (got a BA)

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By 1836, the idea of marriage between Albert and his cousin, Victoria, had arisen in the mind of their ambitious uncle Leopold, who had been King of the Belgians since 1831. At this time, Victoria was the heiress presumptive to the British throne.

William IV, however, disapproved of any match with the Coburgs, and instead favoured the suit of Prince Alexander, second son of the Prince of Orange.

Victoria wrote, "[Albert] is extremely handsome; his hair is about the same colour as mine; his eyes are large and blue, and he has a beautiful nose and a very sweet mouth with fine teeth."

Of Prince Alexander, she wrote. ""The Netherlander boys are very plain and have a mixture of Kalmuck (Mongol) and Dutch in their faces, moreover they look heavy, dull, and frightened and are not at all prepossessing."

>>71547139
>Britain is not a crowded country

heh

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knock knock

who's there?

lad

lad who?

lad whose mum visited a psychic to find out if he was gay because he's approaching 22 and has never had a gf

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Hospital food desu lads

all my friends are fake

q: who is 3metres tall, went to oxbridge and harvard and is currently a ceo of a major corp at 19?
a:me

>>71547199
Maybe right wingers should stop opposing new housing then.

in your room, where souls disappear
only you exist here
will you lead me to your armchair
or leave me lying here

got called rasheed in oddbins

>>71547197
>im right cos someone cleverer than me agrees with me
jesus christ your self esteem is through the floor. Honestly a bit pathetic :/

>>71547175
>math

FOY

>>71546958

>More people of colour

xDDDDD

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Spending my afternoon here lads

Praise Jesus

>>71547219
Why would they put vanilla icecream there ?

Powerhouse of the North lads ama

>>71547219
mum just brought me mcdonalds when I was in hospital hehe

>>71547219
looks ok

>>71547241
>north south divide

ahh yes just what the jocks want

>>71547022
Basically this but instead of going to uni I earn £26k working in a marketing agency

>>71546958
>More dogs

Hmm. Can't argue with that.

>>71547263
literally shat on their doorstep once

>>71547243
are you pretending to be a moron or what

>>71547217
a psychic?

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>q. who is 6'8", nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour, and just graduated as a math major any job I want 300k starting?

>a: me

>>71547139

get in the oven

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>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>7.4 stone
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 1 stone this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?

>>71547219
>NHS branded plates

ah yes, what a great use of our money

>nan keeps texting me stupid shit like "just made some fresh bread" and "having a gin and tonic"

does she expect me to reply? fucking hell just bin yourself already

>>71547219
It's meh I guess
wouldn't go there expecting an amazing meal 2bh

Good joke for you lads:
q: who has a rustlers group stem degree, started on a 32k grad job and got a 6% pay rise + bonus after being there for 4 months

a: me

On the Scottish trip lads. Gotta be fair, Edinburgh is 10/10 so far. You jocks run a tight ship.

>>71547241
Good post.

quite want to kill myself, not gonna lie

>>71547298
yeah haha

>>71547241
>yorkshireman
>likes lancashire
there's something going on here

>>71546156
>>71546156
Bad post

>>71547263
Christian books? Don't you just need the bible?

>>71547304
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>>71547168
>this is what right wingers consider a good argument

howling

>>71547209

From 1680 to 1840, the House of Hanover Married as Follows:

1682: King George I married his first cousin, Sophia Dorothea
1705: King George II married his third cousin, Caroline
1761: King George III married his second cousin, Charlotte
1795: King George IV married his first cousin, Caroline
1818: King William IV married his third cousin, Adelaide
1840: Queen Victoria married her first cousin, Albert, and the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha begins

I remember when I was Catholic and I used to spend hours kneeling in adoration before a piece of bread in a golden frame and begging it for the strength not to masturbate. Fun times.

might pull a sickie tomorrow lads

>>71547306
98% sure you've posted this before

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Thoughts on slavs?

>>71547317
one of my favourite posts this year

>>71547368
Why

>>71547096
democratic socialism is exactly what I'm talking about, did I really need to clarify that?

i'm aware of London's global financial strength, i'm not retarded. that has nothing to do with domestic government though beyond heavy taxation.

>>71546818
you could drop 7 or 8 nukes on the same amount of chinese cities in the east of their country and they would be incapacitated completely

>>71547241
>yorkshire
good lad

>>71547379

far superior to saxons

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>on bus
>sat at back
>bus stops
>closes doors
>old man starts running for bus
>banging on side of bus with his walking stick
>must have been 75-80
>just watch him trying to catch the bus
>doesn't even cross my mind to tell the driver to stop
>eventually someone sees him and tells the driver to stop

Think I'm fucked in the head. Do stuff like this all the time without even realising/caring.

>>71547379
best looking women in the world but the men should be gassed

>>71547389
get a haircut and stay in for a parcel
also gets me out of going to work on a group task

im just a normal functioning member of the human race and theres no way anyone can prove otherwise

>>71547096
>>71547401
there's a difference between democratic socialism and a social democracy, don't us them interchangeably you mongs

>walking past the weedshop at night
>smoke goes to the back of throat as I pass
>let out a small cough
>some cunt in a puffer jacket coughs at me aggressively across the street
What the fuck is his problem?

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>>71547346
The future is moral, the future is fertile, the future is Islamic

>>71547349
read a book in one of those shops that said the jews invented christianity to keep the goy paranoid and chaste
mental

>>71547442
Fair
Go for it lad

>>71547449
>somerset, dorset and devon not dark green

youre fucked in the head mate

I'm never going to die

>>71547438
Balts are better

putting on the kettle lads anyone want anything

Going in labour

>>71547472
Burn it down

>>71547491
>somerset
nice scenery
shit people

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who here /huntergatherer/

*punches your nan*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRB3dOaPiK8

>>71547495
the men or the women?

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>tfw too filled with bitterness, paranoia and hatred to be left wing
>tfw despise centrist hand wringers for being smug middle class pricks
>tfw poor, not masculine enough and too self loathing to be right wing
>tfw hate capitalism
>tfw know communism is just a plot to enslave goyim
>tfw don't trust anyone
>tfw socially liberal on some issues but would happily throw smokers and drinkers in jail
>tfw depressed, kissless, friendless virgin
>tfw constantly feel caught between wanting to hate people and my natural instinct to be kind
>tfw constantly feel confused, angry and unable to think straight

Who /fucked up beyond belief/ here

Is Russian Standard good lads

>>71547499
tea

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>finish tea
>some burgers with spicy sauce
>all sauce drips on plate
>finish
>put plate down at the side of me
>dog licks it
>starts smacking his lips because they're burning
>mfw

fucking rolling

>>71547472
He was probably bummed as a child.

>>71547434
why are you posting these pastas

tapering off phenibut

>>71547562
will probably give him a stomach ulcer. enjoy your £200 vet bill.

>>71547562
fucking abuser

>>71547544
Both

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>>71547553
hello fellow radical centrist

What vitamin supplements should I buy whilst I'm at getting some vitamin D ones lads?

>>71547472
the dutch are a crude "people"

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>>71547614
phenibut

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RAAAH BRUV JUST CLOCKED THE TING DROPS AT MIDNIGHT

FUCKING GASSED TO DRIVE TO WORK TOMORROW NOW IT'S A MAD TING

>>71547343
Solidarity with northern brothers.

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blocking it all out with some voddy and loud music

>>71547614
alpha brain

wtf are these black triangles

>>71547683
CRAWWWWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN

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why are the poles such violent thugs

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>>71547676
I'd much rather marry a Southerner and live in the south than shake hands with a Y*rkshiteman

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Ah yes, Middlesbrough paedos

>>71547614
I do a general multivit (the 50+ age one) and then a B Vit Complex one on top and a cod liver oil capsule

I know they don't really work, but my diet is shit and I drink a lot, so I'm trying to stave off malnutrition and Wernicke–Korsakoff syndrome

*prepares to departs from this thread*

well lads, this is goodbye

watching a political debate on tv
they argue like you lot would. call it a "debate" but dont listen to each other

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>>71547725

>>71547553
You are not alone la.

Well maybe when it comes to being hopelessly virginal, but that's just academic isn't it really.

>>71547733
crease
nutter

>>71547723
t. paki

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>1/3 of all scottish inventions are alcohol
roaring

Fuck me I'm glad I never got acne.

Got 2 spots on my face this week and they look horrific. Huge red blotches about 1cm across because I have pale skin.

I'd not have been able to deal with this when I was a teenager, and definitely not a whole face worth of them.

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>>71547725

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what a lovely arse

>Put a cheeky £20 on Tories to win Stoke, 40/1

Come on Labour. Shit the bed as hard as you know you can.

my yellow fever is so severe that I would probably take a 4/10 asian over a 7/10 white girl. this is truly a mental disease. someone help

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neuron status: overclocked

>>71547833
How many by-elections today?

When are the results due?

>>71547783
is your scroll wheel broken?

>SHITTINGHAM POOSPUR

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>>71547870
bwew

>>71547833
Are UKIP going to cease to exist when they lose?

>>71547847
*fires retracting bolt pistol into the crown of your head*

Sleep tight mate.

>>71547873

Two. Stoke and Copeland. Results will be in about 4am. No point staying up though.

>>71547139
>Britain is not a crowded country
Did you think you'd get away with that?

>>71547558
Yeah, high mid-range, good value. Not as good as Stolichnaya but better than any other vodka I've tried, and the only ones I haven't tried are silly priced ones like Grey Goose and the nasty bottom shelf stuff.