/cum/

Aw ye

Mmmmm piggy might overthrow farm

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Brit more like shit haha

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>tfw I've been told that I'm a boring person

>>71538562
same, person who said it was pretty much a liberal slag who likes all sorts of drugs so I didn't take it personally

>>71538562
>>71538595

that makes you kinda interesting then

>>71538595
I took it personally because I know that it's true.

>>71538612
what

>>71538365
what an amazing dog

>>71538644
Thanks

>>71538365
trash edition

>>71538768
It's made by Paha Sapa
What'd you expect?

>found a gray hair today
Fucking hell

>>71538808
>not having greys since you were a child
fag

*sprinkles wet fruity pebbles around your house so they get crusty and cemented later*

>>71538808
I've had some gray hair around my temples since I was 15

how do I initiate conversation with complete strangers? I just walked by this CUTE girl on the way back to my dorm and all I could do was look at her

>>71538904
T-That doesn't actually happen, right?

>>71538937
you're asking in the wrong place bud, that scenario is the bane of our existence

Wish I could hate women, buds. Maybe then I wouldn't be so lonely.

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>>71538937

>>71538937
Say this to her "eyy bby, u lookin good"

>>71538365
Where this pig from?

>>71539028
The farm

>>71539028
The farm

>>71539018

then what

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>>71539028

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If my mental state continues deteriorating at the rate that it is, I'll kill myself before I reach 30.

>>71539169
stop watching porn and anime

>>71539169
How do cute anime posters have such depressing lives?

>>71539209
I don't do either.

>>71538808
a girl at my uni noticed two grey hairs on my head the other day. she pulled them out for me.
what did she mean by this?

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>>71539256

>>71539209
Both are actually very good for you desu

>>71539256
nothing bud, girls never mean anything when they touch you

we need to erradicate anime posters

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I unironically fucking hate myself.

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>>71539226
they are cute anime posters because they have such depressing lives
t. cute anime poster

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>we need to erradicate anime posters

>>71539314
wrong. you need some male guidance. I recommend you look up "thuleanperspective" on youtube

>>71539348
We need to become cute anime posters

>>71539427

>he isnt already a cute anime girl

lmaoing at ur life, my familia

tfw brain too deteriorated from anime and vidya to keep up at college

tfw too uninterested in anything and would rather lie in bed all day

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>>71539226

drudgery

>>71539646

me on the right

>>71539427
>>71539457
>>71539485
>>71539646
>>71539570
Yall fucking losers

>>71539671
ur cute

>>71539693
Thanks

>>71539696

I already knew that

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>Yall

Who do plane ticket prices have to fluctuate so much
should have booked yesterday already

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why don't we nuke America?

>>71539751
because we will fucking destroy all of you

>>71539751

very rude post

>>71539751
Just fucking try it kiddo

I need a job

>>71539882

so go get one

>>71539882
Same lol

>>71539882
get a gf to make money for you instead

>>71539693
Tell me something I don't know

>>71539970

no, you're just gay

w0w i h8 skool

>>71540000
same LOL sitting here shitposting instead of paying attention

>Yall
Stopt reading đere

There's something hot about another human getting on their knees and then sucking your dick like it's some kind of treat

>>71540000
>>71540036
what class are you lads in right now?
sustainable engineering for me

>>71540142
operating systems

>>71540142
Macroeconomics

"If you ain't white you ain't right"
Where does this thinking come from??

>he doesnt have 4 day weekends every week

LOL

>>71540256
Me too

Intermediate macroeconomics

>>71540268
I'm going to next semester

>>71539747
Sometimes they track your cookies and change the prices based on that

>>71540261
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pride

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>>71540268
SHUT UP

What does it feel like to be happy?

>>71540302
I'm in principles because I fell for the Computer Science meme as a freshman

>>71540261
iq and crime statistics

>>71540340
i'm in the computer science meme right now
not even remotely interested in it Tbh

>>71540340
My class is being taught by a Turk. How ironic tbqhh

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>>71540331

>>71540395
Absolutely hated Computer Science

>>71540359
But there's stupid and criminal white people as well??

>>71540331
Why should I know

>>71540359
If that's what matters then Indian Americans are the most powerful race

>>71540443
understand the concept of average. if black people are deleted, the country becomes safer and more intelligent on average (also less people receiving welfare)

>>71540421
they told me to expect a lot of foreign teachers that are hard to understand in stem. been pretty lucky most of mine are white. only my thermo guy was middle eastern, easier to understand than my high school german teacher though.

>>71540496
Right

The odds of being born average are great

>>71540496
But they only make up 12% of the population

>>71539751
Brazil doesn't have nukes

Maybe a bomb full of banana spiders though

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>>71540496
>less

Some immigrants don't have any biases like Asians nobody despises them because they work hard and are smart.

>>71540592
I once had a rs gf, we cybersexed in the varrock bank upstairs

>>71540261
Ferdinando del Blanco, Argentine intellectual

>>71540580
interesting how many problems they cause

>>71540625
correct

>>71540634

theres a 97% chance that was a dude

>>71540611
don't talk to me brainlet

Asian Americans have the lowest unemployment rate, highest income, highest percentage that completes college, lower crime statistics

>>71540142
microeconomics

/cum/ more like dumb lmao

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>be in class last year
>cover my mouth when I start to yawn
>eyes water up as I'm yawning
>I guess it looks like I'm crying or something because a girl next to me asks if everything's fine
>say yeah
>It's actually not
Who else /D E V I L I S H/ here

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>>71540686
>tfw two smart not too know the difference between less and fewer

/brit/?

more like /dumb as shit/ lol

>>71540687
yes, they are the bane of the SJW ideology, that minorities are oppressed

>>71540687
fake news

>>71540728
>didn't say
>ye bby cuz we aint fuccin

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>>71540743

>>71540777
Чekt

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Do northern Americans walk on these??

>>71540833
No, you usually put them on your feet.

>new thundercat leaked

aw yiss

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>>71540856
Right. You are too smart for me...

I swear America should be nuked.
Your KKK controlled opposition is saying that Marine Le Pen is great, and it's a big hit in france.

Fuck off, you dumb Americans, should've let you be killed by the brits.

>>71540954

rude

>>71540954
The Republicans aren't the opposition, buddy.

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>>71540954
Fuck off Bilel

>>71540954
worst ally

>>71541006

t. brit sympathizer

>>71540954
Belle is the hottest Disney princess

>>71540954
>says the country whose leader wouldn't wear a headscarf the other day
Va te faire foutre

>looking through old yearbooks
>find middle school yearbook from 2001
>reminisce of all the dumb shit me and my friends did back then
>shooting out our neighbors' window with a pellet rifle
>lighting off fireworks at 3am in the morning in a residential neighborhood and bailing from our neighbors coming out of their homes to scold us/ call the cops on us
>modifying our bikes with dumb shit(spraypaint, etc)
>listening to old metallica cds while playing Halo: CE
i want off this ride

>>71540976
David Duke is def. controlled opposition you dumb cunt.

>>71541064

excellent post

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>>71541064

>>71541071
David Duke is not KKK controlled. He's part of the KKK.

>>71541065
>marine le pen is our leader
Yeah, as I said you're all fucking dumb are fuck.

>>71541065
>Marine Le Pen is France's leader
Stop

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>>71541095
>controlled opposition
>but he's part of the KKK
Are you that dumb ? Don't you know what's a controlled opposition?

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>>71541148
I know what you mean, Pierre. I just want (You)s

>>71541185
r-rude
have another

canada and le france are THE best allies in the world desu

I'm bored on life. I don't know what to do??

walking past the chemical engineering building is interesting because of how outwardly autistic they all are

made a thread

>>71541287

>>71541265
Come visit America

I'm depressed but I don't know why...

>>71541355
kill your se;f`

>>71541378
There must be a other "solution"

>>71538365
Good post

>>71541403
grow some balls

>>71541403
try talking to someone about it
whether it be a family member, a psychiatrist, etc

i dont think a bunch of virgin losers will be of any help withthat mate

>>71541446
That will help??

>>71541480
yes

>>71541403
leave this site and never come back for starters

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>>71541468
>virgin losers

>>71541468
I'm an adult now. I won't enjoy life anymore...

>>71541488
No, it will only increase my depression furthermore...

>>71540954
>A muslimposter LARPING as French history

cringy desu

Also
>KKK
>Relevant since the 1980s

lmaoo, truly the most humourous bogeyman for brown people

>>71541528
sure you can. if youre juggling a job with life stuff, theres more enjoyability to spending time with someone you know because you have less free time, you cherish that time more.

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>>71541583
>humour

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Why do white people keep on denying the truth?

I'll stop sharing my depressive mood for now otherwise I'm stopping you guys from joyful shitposting...

>>71541612
>>71541673
>>71541468
suicide is never worth it. taking your own life because theres something missing in your life doesn't mean the end. you just have to find the missing piece to the puzzle, and you'll live a happy life. you just have to speak up

>>71540954
The "KKK" does not exist you dumb frog. There are a bunch of minor klans. Also how do the french know what the KKK is?

I made "shepherd's pie"

shit is so fucking gud

I also sound pathetic talking about my depressed mood. Being depressed is a taboo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s_J3X43nZE

>>71541824
Having a girlfriend is unironically the only reason why I don't feel depressed right now

>>71541870
Is it Dogface?

>>71541788
KKK has been a staple of pop-culture lore for decades, appearing in lots of movies and such long after they've died out

>>71541870
>psuedo Frog """women"""

>>71541900
I'm not dogface

>>71541940
I wonder what he's up to.

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>>71541620
From Ontario, ok>????????????????????

>>71541655
""Charlemagne" .... NO NIGGA
""Karl der Gross""??? Haha nope baka
He CARL DA MAYNE

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>>71541983
You have to go back

>>71541926
Problem???

>>71542092
No. I like their accents

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>>71542014
Here, can you put these on pls?

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>>71542209

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tfw not even our most progressive people argue this openly

>tfw look like mac demarco
just fuck my shit up

>>71542247
Who is this cuck

>>71542105
So do I

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>As of spring 2013, 64% of Canadians had a favorable view of the U.S.
Why don't they like us

>>71542392
but he handsome

>>71542415
>2013

>>71542415
Am I the only one that gets uncomfortable when other countries actually like us?

>>71542247
just empty election campaigning nonsense
he'd have to change the constitution for that to happen
>>71542392
girls should be all over your dick
>>71542396
the cuckmaster

>>71542440
Yes autismo

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>>71542415

>>71542396
Kind of the anti-Trump, an SJW populist. Reddit has a big board modeled after the_donald to him. I went there once and it was horrifying

"NAZI KEKS BTFO AS WOMEN CHOOSE MIGRANT MEN! SAD! (NOT!)" (+5949 upboats)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMYxoz1rPS8

>>71542440
i-its not like i like you or anything, america-kun!~

>>71542440
Why shouldn't everyone like us

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lol they're all ugly as shit

>>71542502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeESWycl7nc

Listening to the BILL BURR MONDAY MORNING PODCAST rn and he read an article about that Canadian Cannibal Gook who beheaded some dude on a greyhound a couple of years ago.
He is a free man now?
lol
like not even being monitored any longer

C A N A D A

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>>71542498
>tfw everyone hates us

>>71542555
that fucking aspect ratio

>>71542555
>>71542502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ItnOtiLSA

>>71542644
N-no dont let america die!

*enters thread awkwardly*

>>71542777
checked
hallo danmark!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRsjl0Duim0

Just want to sleep for a few years and awake anew Tbh friends

>>71542777
*welcomes you to our humble thread*

>>71542777
>flag doesn't have blue in it
It's bad enough we put up with canada, at least quebec exists for them

http://www.strawpoll.me/12402650

>>71542982
voted for a cheeky fettucini

>>71542982
Fetuccini alfredo or nothing

I guess it's alfredo for me then

tfw drinking and listening to flying lotus

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>>71542586

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>>71543199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXzV9Rzh-4

>>71543215
to be clear, this guy got away with no third conviction for this and still no jail time for any of them

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>>71543215

>>71542498
>"NAZI KEKS BTFO AS WOMEN CHOOSE MIGRANT MEN! SAD! (NOT!)" (+5949 upboats)
Thats one of the most hilarious things ive read all week, holy fuck

>>71543265
what is so hilarious about it

*becomes very comfortable in this thread*
*decides to stay*

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>>71543467
*starts rubbing your neck*

man, canadians shouldn't be allowed to live

>>71538365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAS-pjQJ4zQ

the classic that started it all

>>71543667
*the classic that sharted it all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MujrB9TMT4s

good song

>>71543667
wtf that's my mom?????

>tfw nervousness induced ED

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>>71543667

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>>71543977
diny benis :DDDDD

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you're all stupid and ugly

Germany?
More like Germ

>>71544279
South Dakota more like flyover shithole haha

Landlocked? More like landcucked lol

>>71544350
lmao

>>71544187
im pretty

>>71544460
*kisses u*

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Why are there so many /pol/ faggots on late night /int/? They're insufferable.

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>>71541005
this is a good image

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>>71544542
Hi

t./pol/

Repost this if you're legit infertile

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refute this

>>71544630
>no ALDI
>no LIDL

*refutes this*

>>71544593
Why do you shart yourself with rage every time you see a non-white?

>>71544630
Why don't you post real stores and not fake ass Canadian shit?

>>71544630
Never heard of most of these places

>>71544630
where i live doesn't even have 4 of those

superstores are good for prices and selection but i hate their color scheme and store layout

what do you have against wal mart? wal mart is pretty good

>>71544630
>save on food
t. British cucklumbian

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>>71544660
>americans
>white

>>71544686
SHART
>>71544689
fuck off easterner scum

also BC doesn't have sobey's

>>71544665
>>71544667
>>71544651
i don't think he intended for non canadians to reply

also seems he doesn't realize that grocery chains are often regional, most of what he listed there only exists in a couple provinces

>>71544735
wrong

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>tfw grandma is gonna die any day now.
Not sure how to feel. On one hand, her suffering will finally be over but on the other, after my father died, she practically took care of us 4 kids and my mother.

hmm so now the ticket is down 50€ again
gonna wait until tomorrow, maybe it will go down some more to the price it was yesterday again

>>71544776
Meme and Papoo will never die, r-right?

>>71544763
Wrong

Hope you have all installed this extension already

https://donegood.co/boycott-trump/

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Good afternoon, /cum/. Just wanted to drop by to say that I'm high as fuck on crystal meth. Feels excellent.

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>>71544860
Memes? Memes never die.

>>71544630
>superstore at the top
hello pajeet

>>71545022
where did you score meth

>>71545022
Degenerate

>>71545022
How many dicks would you suck for a hit?

>>71545022
Are you a fag?

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>>71541064
Stars and Stripes forever starts playing

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Got my new rifle set up budderinos

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>>71545218
My personal connection, of course.

>>71545227
Yeah I can accept that.

>>71545229
>>71545313
Not gay. I never really "fiend" (as they say) for the stuff either, considering that I only use it once every few months at most.

>>71545410
>I only use it once every few months at most
You know that's gonna change.

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I'm sorry but I only like HD images...
At least 1000×1000

Remember our eyes are in HD as well....

>nice weather

>lots of girls out

>my confidence is still no where to be found

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>>71545522
It hasn't changed in the last three years, so I see no reason as to why it would in the future.

I take this garbage to accomplish large masses of work in a relatively short period of time. Would take adderall instead, but meth is exponentially cheaper. Don't feel any need to use it any more often than I currently do, since the comedown/hangover is nasty and I have a busy, active life.

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getting high on moe anime right now, lads
it's really dangerous. don't consume this, ok?

>>71545678
Then you're lying. I know how tweekers work.

>>71545678
Bitrate guys... It's all about the bitrates...

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>>71545655

>>71545736
Very HD in South America

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>>71545113
Only normie memes die

>tfw no crackhead gf

>>71545721
I don't expect to change your mind. But in reality, the only thing it takes to avoid a meth addiction is willpower. Of course, you'll try to refute me; and that's fine. It's definitely for the best that this stuff has the stigma it does.

>>71545734
Lossless 320kbps 4 lyfe

>>71545655
480p is HD

>>71545782
The cw isnt even news. Also the 100 is based and GOAT

>>71545782
they're all shit

>>71545904
not basing it off of just news

>>71545897
No. No it isn't...

tfw I live vicariously through the normie stories people post

>>71545782
>no rebel
>no infowars
>no youtube
>no stormfront
>no breitbart

absolutely fake news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lYQ-Kkdh6k

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>>71546038
>stormfront

>>71546179
Religious peephole

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>>71545782
Fixed it for you.

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stop posting varg

>tfw kinda want to try dxm

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>>71546179
Stop posting Varg.

>>71546192
Sorry I meant daily stormer

>tfw unironically want to try cocaine

>>71546422
It's kind of boring.

>>71546452
really? i mean i heard that it gives you a lot of confidence and no anxiety

>>71546498
Depends on what you do after you try it

>>71546538
i have a friend that does that, but you know, a bit nervous in trying it, but also curious

>>71546658
Go to a party or a concert and try some coke, you'll feel great
the only problem is that the high doesn't last very long

There's this hyped restaurant in Taipei and I thought I should maybe check it out since the interior looks pretty sick and this cute filthy rich Chink I follow on Instagram posted a picture from her dinner there recently, 8 course set menu is only like 60$ so it's not even that expensive really.
But you can only make reservations two weeks in advance and they're always all instantly booked out once a spot opens.
Shit like this makes me not even wanna try it.
Same with the Sushi grandpa in Tokyo who got like 5 Michelin Stars or something. Sure as fuck not gonna wait half a year to eat some raw fish on rice lol

mom&pop joints > fine dining baka

>>71546727
it is expensive though, right?

Why does it keep posting here?

>>71546878
Last I saw it was $60 for a gram

>>71546878
Kind of
It's probably more expensive in Europe

Coke is like 2€ for 1,5l in the supermarket lol

>>71546965

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Europhobia

>>71547013
Don't you mean Islamophobia?

>>71547177
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europhobia

>>71547221
Soooo Islamophobia?

>>71547287
No there's no one Muslim in Europe all europhobic lies!!

>>71547408
Well I'll be. Damn that fake news!

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