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you will never have a gf

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>>71531649
why do you remind me

hiccough

why are british women so ugly?

was observing people in the library earlier. foreign women are just much more pleasant to look at and more feminine

The earth is flat. You cannot disprove that

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>>71531649

FUCKING stressing about the army lads

Gonna have to call and ask for a later training date

They'll probably cancel my place for taking the piss

>>71531664
guessing you don't have a sister then

>>71531649
Who is the girl on the right?

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>that drawing

So... This is the power of the BBC...

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>be typical briton
>eat full english breakfast

*mysterious figure appears out of the mist, clad in a pinstriped zoot suit and a pork pie hat*

There is absolutely no hope for the UK to reverse its fortunes, nor undo the damage of mass immigration. Nor is there any will to repent for its abandonment of God in favour of its own Marxist-tinged humanism and anime.

*does a spinning crescent kick and disappears in a puff of green smoke*

>>71531672
prove that its flat

>>71531711
The proof is everywhere

>>71531700
the friend of the girl on the left

>>71531699
what would that have to do with anything? Are you a nonce now too?

poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la

>>71531719
then show me

>>71531671
It takes a homely women to bear the fruits of the anglo

>>71531705
I wonder what percentage of Europe's population is black

>>71531736
Just Google it

>>71531733
because you lot are sister shaggers

how long until reviewbrah snaps and murders a bunch of normies?

>>71531683
You're a fucking joke. Why have you not prepared for training? Absolute state of you.

>>71531747
nah. i'll just enjoy you discrediting your own argument instead :)

>>71531683
>They'll probably cancel my place for taking the piss
sounds like the best option

>>71531723
Haha just tell me her name so I can Google her and have a wank in works toilet

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>>71531755
I had a surgery that prevented me from running for a few months and I got my GP to not put it on my record so the army wouldn't find out

>>71531683
I was thinking about joining the military (navy) for the free job training, income, and other associated perks, then I realised I always came dead-last in every physical event at school and you need to pass a physical examination.

Been playing Star Wars battlefront for the past couple months and just checked reviews of ti and apparently lots of people hate it, I think ti is really good desu

a qt gave me a donut cos i put some change in her charity box thing
it's brightened up my day lads x

>>71531749
nah thats just travellers to be honest

>>71531763
Fine. Keep your eyes closed.

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>>71531741
>150 IQ
>"""""master""""" yank

ah yes, lord of the low iq peons

>>71531783
pleb

>>71531783
Played 1 and 2 loads when younger, they were great

Never played the new one

do you la get any benefits from joining the armed forces? Isn't tuition and healthcare already free for you lots?

>>71531788
all irish people are travellers la'

>>71531772
what even are the physical requirements for army fitness? isn't it just like 100 push ups or some shit?

>>71531800
I never played the old ones, apparently it is really different.

lisicki is a paedo

if I could erase one nation from the face of the globe and from history it would be the united kingdom

>>71531671
need an english gf desu
people always go on about germanics but their women are all tall and have manfaces

I have this problem where I think im quite attractive when im like a 6/10 at best

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>>71531822
AH YAH THA TULLERANT LIFT

>>71531802
Not really

Just the training

The military is NOT worth joining unless you do a highly technical trade

>>71531813
You need to be very fit cardio wise before you start training

I'm respected by normies but they know to keep their distance

throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumour I was sticking it to Christina

the only star wars game i've played was called bounty hunter back in like 2004 and i thought it was good but no one ever talks about it these days so i guess that was just my dumb child brain happy to be playing a video game

>>71531839
Get a doctor's opinion

>>71531803
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/irish-travellers-are-genetically-different-from-the-people-of-ireland

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>>71531832
I like Italians/Spaniards

shame they don't like me

fuck all on at t'cinema

trainspotting 2 or john wick 2 are the forerunners

>tfw parents had me diagnosed for depression and medicated when I was in my mid-teens so the military won't touch me with a 10ft pole even though I meet all requirements now
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>71531772
There are other forms of cardio besides running. You ever thought of swimming and keeping up with your push ups and sit-ups? Really I think you're just a Paki who doesn't like the idea of serving in Her Majesties armed forces.

>>71531839
you have lisicki syndrome

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>>71531829
!PAISES BAJOS¡

>>71531880
virus do not open

>>71531842
>The military is NOT worth joining unless you do a highly technical trade
truly, it's the one place I know where they actually do cutting edge engineering research

>>71531874
I haven't been running in over 3 MONTHS

>>71531829
your country was never relevant enough to erase anything from history

Reckon I have autism and depression and all that but never got diagnosed so I can keep pretending I'm normal haha

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>>71531664
so that you may finally realise there is only one option

>>71531866
clearly a bias source

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Me and the missus

Drinking beer and planning to watch the 100 with the bf. watched the expanse already. x

only time I run is when they call last orders haha

hmm

>>71531631
is Yorkshire the entirety of the north?
it's the only thing ever posted

>>71531909
all british scum should be hung off the willows

>>71531911
Self-diagnosed autistic here,
stop pretending. It'll only hurt you in the long wrong.

>>71531917
he's unironically better looking than her.

>>71531905
In my final year of an engineering degree and don't know what I want to do with my life

Should I fall for the military meme

in the long wrong

got called a dabbing tom huddlestone in tesco express

>>71531923
don't drink too much or you'll be needing to piss too often--miss most of the movie. Many such cases

>>71531829
Alri Spanish Netherlands

can't stand the accents non whites have

>>71531917
that is a good looking la tbqh ngl no homo

>>71531923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNaNckHBNA

>>71531917
Mad that this guys lower face turns him into a 9/10, cover up below his nose with your thumb and he's average AF

why is everyone on telly a black woman now?

>>71531941
Wanna bet? A girl has voluntarily touched me before, so there!

>>71531868
yeah best looking girl I ever seen was a spaniard

*dutifully updates flash player*

>>71531947
what courses did you enjoy the most? find industry jobs first before you consider the military tbqh

>>71531917
as far as famous women go she's nothing special

>>71531981
Haha alri gramps off to bed you go, it's almost 2:30. You know how grumpy you get when you miss your bedtime

might shave

>>71531972
great post

>>71531842
>You need to be very fit cardio wise before you start training
ffs
have they got a fat powerlifter battalion i could join

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Follow me on twitter lads

>>71531930
North would be a considerable amount better if this were the case

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>>71531930
There are three parts to the North: the North-West, Yorkshire, the North-East.

North-West: industrial wasteland and old ports that have long since run out their purpose.
Yorkshire: Probably the purest part of England. See: Last of the Summer Wine
North-East: Basically Scotland.

>>71532036
rashorke

>>71532017
fucking melbournian

>>71531981
jezza kyle isn't lad. neither is graham norton. that's just 2 people on telly off the top of my head. in my little test sample 100% of people on tv weren't black women. in summary, your theory is a bit shit.

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me

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>>71531930
well it is the biggest ceremonial county in the country

makes sense why it gets a lot of love

>>71532036
do lefties' heads explode when they see right-wing brown people?

>>71532036
>singh
B R O T I E R

>>71532058
ah yes can't wait to explain that one to the tax office over the phone

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>>71532079
no

aristotle aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
hobbes was fond of his dram
rene descartes was a drunken fart
i drink there for i am

>>71532097
>phone
alri granddad aha x

>>71532093
THIS
Inshallah

>>71532111
this is my gimmick

check the archive

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>>71531631
FANTASTIC edition

>>71531631
>DSC_0890.jpg
Good British guys, they know benefit in construction.

>>71532136
monty python song lad

>>71532138
Is that where Shakespeare lived

>>71532111
alcohol should be banned

don't Rasheed me

>>71531964
>>71531978
i feel ugly after googling him lol.

but no, he's not average, his eyes are the perfect shape.

>>71532079
nah, just think it's funny desu. bloke in my office is brown, moved to england from pakistan about 15 years ago. votes ukip, hates migrants.

>>71532162
google says Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire

>>71532079
Right wing these days means Libertarian. Hardly a full blown neo-nazi

>Healing from Toxic Whiteness: The woman behind a course helping white people tackling internalised racism


who else /toxiccracker/ here

>>71532163
rasheed

>>71532196
?

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>>71532050
>See: Last of the Summer Wine
did they show that leafland?

>>71532162
Shakespeare was from Buckingham. He was the son of an Italian glove-seller. Royal glove-seller to the Queen. Shakespeare is an Anglicisation of the Sicilian name 'Nsaghi Shapiro.

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>>71532200
hmmm ah yes

hello fellow white people!

>>71532196
>Shakespeare was a brummie

WTF I HATE SHAKESPEARE NOW

Is platonic love between a man and a woman a myth?

>>71532216
what part of his post did you not understand?

>>71532232
>Shapiro
Sounds greek to me

Black Lives Matter doing a seminar at my uni tonight

going to castrate my evil white testes in ceremonial fashion

>>71532232
>Nsaghi
sounds jap to me

>>71532256
That's my conclusion tbqh la

>>71532283
thought the exact same thing desu

>>71532279
play the Horst Wessel Lied

>>71532220
>disgusting curly winding roads, hill after hill, and yellow brick houses

so glad I moved

>>71532256
yes

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/donald-trumps-love-royal-family-may-see-united-states-join-commonwealth/

wish yanks would just let us have our things, go away

>>71532256
hmm im not sure

i have a female friend shares a mutual platonic love with me

but on the other, I think if we were both single we'd probably end up shagging

so hmm

>>71532310
think you're a bit of a nutcase

>>71532325
how about if one or more of them was gay

>>71532128
moron

>>71532320
This will boost your economy tenfold you little mite

>>71532361
i guess maybe, dont really have any lesbo m8s tho

>>71532369
why would you even want to join? the queen is the head of it, surely yanks will hate it

>>71532320
>Bad Boys of Brexit
oi oiiiiiiii

>>71532330
tbf I was used to love it when I lived there but when I go back to visit i just can't stick around for longer than a week or so (huddersfield area)
guess im a just big city lad now

>>71532320
American independance was a mistake.

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>>71532320
what's wrong with that?

>>71532320
noice

bit proud of my arse cleaning job after ze so-called poo tbqh la

>>71532421
>france lost her entire empire for nothing

screeching

>>71532420
fuck off townie

>>71532320
KEK
never happening

>>71532369
urm it's got nothing to do with that, we just meet 4 years so england was win a bunch of medals

haven't eaten anything since 9pm last night

>>71532426
because it's our club and we're the leaders of it, pretty much the only thing you can say that of

if america joins it undermines that and starts turning it into just yet another meaningless global organisation

>>71532483
Wait past 1500 for IF la

>>71532421
no, if america hadn't been lost (ie end of the first empire) then the empire would never have gone on to become what it did

Is /u/heknarf ITT?

>>71532403
we love the queen though

>>71532533
yea mate

>>71532518
A bunch of irrelevant countries?
America cucked us all.

>>71532487
Fuck off.

This pretty much legitimizes our presence here.

*Awaits warm welcome greetings*

>>71532553
proofs

>>71532556
both countries were fucked after the hundred years war lad

>>71532556
post marion pls

>>71532556
individually we are weak like twigs, but together we form a mighty faggot

whats brackin

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Feel really bad for those without foreskin

>>71532618
me n u

>>71532487
>turning it into just yet another meaningless global organisation
>turning
m8 the commonwealth is entirely meaningless atm
we don't even have easy immigration between CANZUK ffs

us coming in to the fold might make the commonwealth actually relevant

>>71532604
hannover is rightfully british tbqh

>Jewish Nobel winner Kenneth Arrow dies at 95

>Born to Romanian immigrant parents in New York, the pioneering economist was the youngest to win the prize in his field

Rest in peace x

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>>71532646
kek
disregard that post

>>71532560
*welcomes you with open arms*

What does the commonwealth even do? What is the point of it?

>be west midlanders
>get killed by 100mph winds

can't make this shit up

>>71532719
wealths the commons

>>71532556
Be honest, both you and the rosbif hold a quiet contempt for your former colonies anyways.

>>71532683
>jewish
>economist
literal stereotype

>>71532683
>Jewish Nobel winner
hearing these words are like watching someone suck his/her own cock

>>71532699
awww ta, la!! i missed you too!

Really having to fight the urge to bully fat people in public.

>>71532737
we still like new zealand

>Highways England has closed the Dartford Crossing linking Kent and Essex, the Orwell Bridge on the A14 in Suffolk and the M48 Severn Bridge because of strong winds
>The M80 has been reopened after earlier closures in both directions due to snow, but motorists have been warned of continuing disruption
>Heathrow has flagged 77 flights as cancelled on its website and says its schedule has been reduced by 10% because of the weather
>Aer Lingus has cancelled 19 of its 111 flights between the UK and the Republic of Ireland
>Gale-force winds have led to the cancellation of ferries and flights between the Isle of Man and the UK
>Speed limits of 50mph have been imposed on several train lines affecting Arrival Trains Wales, Chiltern Railways, East Midlands Trains, Grand Central, Great Northern, South West, and Southeastern services
>A number of trains have been cancelled from Euston station in London
>The Port of Liverpool has been closed owing to strong winds


>a bit of wind
>the country shuts down
ah yes

>Come back to /brit/ after a short break
>Everybody has already forgiven/forgotten that 190cm is a pedo on the sex offenders list
Wew lads

Looks like I'm taking a longer break from this place.

>>71532737
that's the spanish mate

>>71532719
commonwealth realm all share the same queen
commonwealth of nations (includes the realm) don't have to be monarchies (but the queen is the head of the organisation); basically do small trade deals and stuff

new idea is to bring former members (ireland, usa) back in to the fold and make it a governing body on foreign policy

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>tfw got into an argument with my dad and now I have a really bad black eye + lumps on forehead

wish I could move out

>>71532844
his house his rules
what did you do tho

>>71532799
>Be France
>Abandons Quebec to the British and calls it just "A few acres of snow".
>Years later start a sovereignty movement in Canada because of Quebec.

And then there are the Brits. You people act like that disappointed aloof father who only calls to tell you that he's disappointment and that your brother is making something out of himself and that you have your mothers genes.

mad that this is literally the most relevant britain will ever be during your lifetime

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>In social choice theory, Arrow's impossibility theorem, the general possibility theorem or Arrow's paradox is an impossibility theorem stating that when voters have three or more distinct alternatives (options), no ranked order voting system can convert the ranked preferences of individuals into a community-wide (complete and transitive) ranking while also meeting a pre-specified set of criteria: unrestricted domain, non-dictatorship, Pareto efficiency, and independence of irrelevant alternatives. The theorem is often cited in discussions of voting theory as it is further interpreted by the Gibbard–Satterthwaite theorem.

Intriguing

>>71532844
thats assault mate

>>71532737
we actually do like australia, canada, and new zealand

we only don't like ireland and the us because they kicked us out

>>71532601
Once America starts putting its nose in it, it will challenge your leadership.
>>71532737
don't reply to me osti de crisse de marde canuck piece of shit

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>>71532860
my mum lives there too tho

>>71532878
Yeah but I hit him back

Though he has no marks

He stopped taking his schizo pills recently

>>71532840
Why the fuck would we want USA in the commonwealth that's retarded.

>>71532802
>1ft of snow
>Half of the office can't come into work because they're 'snowed-in'.

Ah yes, that good old world-conquering British grit.

>>71532731
chuckled
>>71532799
no joke every second person I meet is fucking english/irish/scottish

Online National Essay Competition
on

"Towards Technological Self-Reliance and Leadership"

>>71532915
stronger trade deals post-brexit
solidified our presence in the north americas
make the commonwealth a deciding factor in foreign policy

(going from the article not my opinion x)

>>71532964
what kind of essay title is that

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>>71532597

>>71532964
superpower by 2030

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are yanks allowed to post here

>>71532986
i want to protect her smile

>>71532985
not every essay title needs to be a question, plebeian.

>>71533002
No, go back to /cum/.

>>71532869
well you abandoned your stamp flag for a leaf and can't decide if you like us or the yanks more

be good little boys like australia and we might consider you the favourite

>>71533002
yes now you're in the commonwealth

looking forward to 2080 when canada is a major player on the world stage with a population of 150 million+ highly educated and westernised chinese people

>>71532986
she's so purrrty ;_;

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>>71532891
câlisse

delete that image right now or 17 stone of pure Wakefield beef will end your miserable little existence

>>71532964
>aka: How to potty-train a supposed superpower nation in 2017.

>>71533030
Ah yes time to start another southern inferiority complex episode?

>>71532985
The Online National Essay Competition will have One Grand Prize of Rs. 1 lakh and three Prizes for each section (total 4 sections) as under:
First prize of Rs. 50,000
Second prize of Rs. 20,000
Third prize of Rs. 10,000

the future will be chinese vs muslims

>>71533002
of course, /brit/ is built of the foundations of FOYing (in jest of course)

nigeria's president has been in london for the last month getting medical treatment

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One of the canidates in the Stoke by-election wants to abolish the magna carta and make Tony Blair give all his money to the Hussein family.

>>71533030
Not rising to it on this occasion.

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>>71532421
ah yes because the world would be so much better if France were in charge

>>71533098
hope he's ok x

>>71533096
>in jest of course

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>Wakefield

>>71533096
>in jest of course
FOP

>>71533098
Greater London.

>there are actually runts here who get/got hit by their dads

howling

>>71533092
i've always preferred prawn crackers to poppadoms

>>71533100
she got arrested and had her phone, computer and address book confiscated by police for inciting racial hatred because she said she wants britain for the british

*exterminates all cyclists*

There will be a land war in North America in the next few decades when the Chinese-Canadian government clashes with the Puritan western ideals of the U.S.

>>71533114
The food would certainly be better.

>>71533117
>>71533123
FOC

it's treason then

>>71533127
Dad died when I was 4, I got belted by my mum haha
The joke is firmly on YOU now

>>71533133
This

>>71533098
Niggers.

>>71533087
good luck i youre entering

>>71533145
>Mexicans vs chinese

wow so this is the power of north america

>>71533162
>getting hit by a woman
HOWLING

>>71533162
Doesn't count

A woman can't do any damage

>>71533127
Getting a lickin builds character

>>71533162
i actually did get battered by my mum haha

until i was 16 and i grabbed her hand mid slap and gave her a "i'm a big boy now mummy" look

Glorious euro-chinese race is the destiny of humanity

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>got belted by my mum

>>71533207
Then why am I still just an NPC?

*wipes saliva from cock*

what's friday night looking like lads?

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>>71533211
>until i was 16 and i grabbed her hand mid slap and gave her a "i'm a big boy now mummy" look

>>71533211
Had the same experience when I was 17 2bh, although I gave her head a good bounce off a door instead. Snapped a bit

going to buy a piano an become the non-blind Elton John

used to get a firm smack from the dad when i'd been a little shit when younger, nothing wrong with it as long as you don't get carried away i reckon

all the better for it

>>71533181
thanks. i wonder if i'll get the time to write up

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The poos might be onto something

>>71533162
you probably deserved it
but you're probably a well behaved disciplined lad now right

My dad never used violence against me, although he threatened to on more than a few occasions. Mum would just smash plates n stuff when she was angry.

>>71533211
>>71533250
no wonder you're all posting on 4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElKIiwNqpxQ
who the fuck is this guy and why do i keep seeing him everywhere
why is he so ugly

>>71533211
hahaha. reminds me of wolf children

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

>>71533211
KEK
same

what's the most jewish ideology

>>71533298
I fucking hate when people break and smash their own stuff to be dramatic when they get angry

Mum asked me to the dishes once. Cut her into little pieces with a table saw and gave her a "i'm a big boy now mummy" look

>>71533306
he shilled hard for Clinton and is trying to salvage his reputation

>>71533327
Conservatism

going to donate cornea and become The Blind

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>>71533322
every time

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Thoughts lads?

>>71533240
it's 3pm on a Thursday here stop huffing petrol bruce

>>71533327
Veganism

>>71533294
Didn't deserve it half the time but it's hard not to become well behaved with that hanging over your head 24/7 as a kid
Don't think I'd hit my own kids if I had some tho

>>71533327
The alt-right

>>71533327
probably zionism desu

>>71533327
The alt-left

>>71533356
ahh fuck i cut the bit out where it says it's employment levels

>>71533327
web-celebritism. though they are tier-4 jews

communism is the future of mankind

>>71533356
what am I looking at

>>71533333
She opened the door of the car when we were driving on a freeway and threatened to jump out one time

CIA threatened to kill me by pulling off my mask. I grabbed him by the arm and gave him a 'I'm a big guy now' look

*lobs a plate at your head*

>>71533387
Post the source you dopey nigger.

>>71533371
I want to but I don't think I could, nothing wrong with a clip round the ear now and then though
guess I'll just have to find another way

Tried to have a go on /pol/ for the first time in ages but I just can't get into it now laddies.

>>71533263
my dad strangled me once

And he always got me on the floor and hit the back of head loads

Reckon that's why I can't get a gf

>i'm a big boy now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY

>>71533446
good for you

my mum once got angry at my dad while she was ironing his work shirts and stuffed them all up the chimney lol

>>71533411
That's psycho. Do you ever call her bluff?

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>>71533432
OECD

>>71533405
see>>71533387

>>71533397
>>71533397
THIS
h3h3=jews
Casey Neistat=jew
fine bros=jews
everyone else= probably jews

>>71533467
middle class wanker

>>71532803
The master runt hasnt appeared in a while (thank god)

mum was a firm believer in the "children should be seen and not heard" policy

which latter became the "children should be bounced off walls and not stood on floors" policy

>>71533488
what makes you think im middle class?

>>71533446
Sounds like you've graduated from 4/pol/

Time to find a greener chan to post on lad

>>71533476
hmm
what are we supposed to make of this

>>71533359
so no plans for you then mate?

>>71533508
>chimney
>dad wearing shirts to work
>having two parents

fuck off

>>71533508
your mum and dad lived in the same house while you were growing up

>>71533473
My dad was driving and he pulled over straight away obviously. She then proceeded the blast the music and full volume for the rest of the trip home. She really can't handle alcohol.

>>71532982

fabulous post

>>71533498
do you have a femdom fetish because of it?

>>71533488
how impoverished must you be to not afford an iron+ironing board or work shirts?

>>71533522
newchan was green

>>71533508
>ironing

>>71533476
iceland is the most impressive

>>71533508
>knowing who your dad is

>>71533537
>>71516396
fabulous post

>>71533544
no but i'm pretty good at parkour

absolute corker of a post
(this one)

>>71533553
if you're white collar you're middle class

>>71533508
You're posting here aren't you

>>71533553
>iron AND ironing board
alri billionaire

>>71533327
Judaism

>>71533356
>Ireland

lmao, literal non country

>>71533603
What if my collar is crimson with gold trim?

>>71533530
>>71533533
>>71533557
>>71533574
jokes on you i was referring to my step-dad in my post. my real dad left my mum while she was preggers with me and married my step dad when i was 4. my real dad had lots of input so i just say i have 2 dads and a mum 2bh lel.

i am very middle class though.

>>71533446
/pol/ is too fast

>>71533635
then you're a twat

>That kebab employment rate
Can't we just nuke them?

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>my real dad had lots of input so i just say i have 2 dads and a mum

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>i am very middle class though.

>>71533587
kek

I've just run the numbers and performed the calculations:

87% chance of getting laid tonight

i can't believe h3h3 is only 31
he could pass for 45

>>71533734
>>71533734
>>71533734
>>71533734

>>71533522
There are no good places left to post on the internet anymore.

>>71533722
it's the jewnetics

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>i have 2 dads

>>71532030
>fat powerlifter

stop being autistic and compete at 83

>>71531700
Chantel Jeffries