/brit/

not got my direct deposit from Soros yet

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need a black gf just like this

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thinking of how great we might have been if only bitter prods hadn't lost the heid

>>71525355
why do black peoples hands have light palms?

>>71525390
I believe that it has to do with the type of skin that is on people's palms and the bottoms of their feet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratum_corneum
It's a thicker layer that doesn't need much pigment protection, so melanin concentration isn't as important, which means that your body just produces a bunch of this "thick skin" rather than skin that is better at absorbing UV light.

Tell me, what's wrong with our love affair

No such thing as a Catholic Britain

>>71525390
When God was painting them they had their hands against the wall

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>>71525434

>>71525437
how lovely :)

runts

'alri lad' general

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Catholics literally believe if you wear this magic talisman you will go to heaven, but you have to be enrolled in it by a special priest, it has to be real brown wool, and one end has to be on the front and back of your body and it has to touch your skin or else it wont work.

can I become an illegal immigrant in britain?

>>71525524
>illegal immigrant
i don't think brits believe in such a thing

>>71525522
this isn't in the catechism.

>>71525410
its actually because everyone has a little good in them

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look at this dog

>>71525522
cool
where can I get one, really need to go to heaven

fucking a porky

>>71525296


west english.

>>71525569
no but it's part of the deposit of the faithl approved by the magisterium, and is taught as a fact from the pulpit. literally every catholic kid up until the liturgical reforms of the 60s was given one at their first communion.

religion is so silly

>>71525623
ask your granny

UKIP dies today

cuckolics
catholocucks

wind woke me up, fucking pisstake

wish Brummies didn't exist

Would break all ten commandments for a gf

>>71525736
storm Doris, mate, she'll get ya

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>Net migration to UK has dropped to 273,000 in the year to September, down 49,000 from the previous year.

Based May saves the day

>>71525851
probably all students

>>71525736
baked beans for tea was it?

>>71525763
brummies are a social construct

>>71525851
wont be happy until its 0

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Nuevo hilo

>>71521681
>>71521681
>>71521681
>>71521681

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Boss in the office used "irregardless" in a sentence

Managed to keep my autism in check

>>71524002
>the christmas lads

wtf I love Iceland now

don't think UKIP stand a chance today, still voted for them.

why is the board so slow

>>71525851


>tfw i got in just in time

new brother nathanael vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg

>>71525949
bird in my office always used to say it, really flared the ol' 'tism. i got her for secret santa one year so got her a mug that says irregardless on it. when she opened it everyone explained to her it's not a word. she doesn't say it anymore but everyone else does when they talk to her to take the piss.
autism won the battle that day.

>>71526031
can never tell if that's a greenscreen or if he actually films these things in the middle of a snowy forest

>>71525296
Shut up mario

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>>71525684
my grandparents are all dead

>the British flag is literally St George's cross on the SCOTTISH flag
You can't make this shit up.

>>71526031
This video is quite antisemitic

so called "gameplay" adds nothing of note to the medium to elevate it to the level of /lit/erature and kinos and therefore will never be art. It's purely a gimmick.

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need a sunday penalty rate gf

>>71526162
what is that

>>71526162
me in the back

>>71526162
Haha shut the fuck up

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>>71525851
i live in a state with a similar population to the UK and we take in 10x more "immigrants" than you do

none of them stay here, though. they just get their free education and then fuck off to a better state that has lower taxes and more job opportunies

the bad part is the people living here need to carry their weight

>>71525296
Hi guy, what's the crack?

>>71526160
its ok because he's a jew himself so he can say whatever he wants

>>71526203
would like one of those little chef windows in my house

literally might be eligible for a Panamanian passport.

hmmm

...

...

ah yes

...
.
alri l.a.d.

Post REALLY good words
I'll start with an absolute corker

>marinate

I've had braces from 2.5 years

I'm meant to have jaw surgery soon but I've always wanted to be in the military, if I have the surgery I most likely won't get in

wtf do I do

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>>71526191
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-23/workers-have-their-say-on-penalty-rate-announcement/8296480
>>71526204
ok

>>71526256
wanker

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tonight we go to madrid

>>71526254
hola colombia

/lat/ don't like me ;(

>>71526269
what is this? business getting benes to stay open on a sunday?

Irregardless of what any of you think, it is a proper word.

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>Be 10 years old
>in New Orleans, Louisiana
>walking down Bourbon Street (this really sleazy street, with cabarets, brothels, and bars. Like those trashy Victorian era clubs)
>drag queen is on a balcony
>this huge hairy man in a wig and dress waves and winks at me
>even as a kid, I knew how disgusting and freaky he was

>liberals want these things to share a bathroom with women

I'll never understand

third poo of the day
should I be worried?

Anti-Irish sentiment is still common in britain ha ha

>>71526321
drag queen =/= trans

>>71526317
businesses were forced to pay workers 200% of their wage on sundays, been reduced to 150% same as saturday
I'd be outraged if that effected real people but that article literally just shows young student types, it's not going to effect them in the long run

>>71526363
WTF bro, why are you discriminating against drag queens bro?

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percentage of houses in poland with toilets

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*focuses all pineal energy into inhabiting the body of Tamara Warrington*

>Josiah Harlan, Prince of Ghor (12 June 1799 − October 1871) was an American adventurer, best known for travelling to Afghanistan and Punjab with the intention of making himself a king. While there, he became involved in local politics and factional military actions, eventually winning the title Prince of Ghor in perpetuity for himself and his descendants in exchange for military aid. Rudyard Kipling's short story The Man Who Would Be King is believed to be partly based on Harlan.

Hmm

>>71526351
Proof? Pretty sure its mainly unionist autists from n.i. and scotland and the occasional /brit/pol spamzoid but from what I can gather there's no anti Irish sentiment in britain

>>71526321
racist cunt

>>71526393
good to see shithouses are still a thing

>>71526431
yeah, I'm 6'4 and built like a brick one

@71526321
>unsolicited blog and /pol/-posting

Classical unitedstatesian underage posting

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need a 3 on the right succubi gfs

>>71526414
paddies are still complaining about it when they immigrate here

is it gay to prefer girls with short hair?

>>71526404
believe this man https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Denard was the last who was able to do that

>>71526474
I'll take 5. Seems chill

>>71526454
I take it that was you I saw on the balcony?

>>71526500
bit

You lads ever have a case of the 'stalgia where you think about all your old friends and lost loves and how things in your old neighbourhood where

>>71526321
wow lad sounds awful, even worse than regularly and willingly browsing a cantonese bamboo carving board that regularly posts said trannies

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you need to be at least 18 to post here

>>71526396
>>71526474
gizza cheeky link
mind f(uck)riend request her ;^)

>>71526546
all the time

not a day goes by that i don't pine for the good ol' days

australia

>pull down pants to take a wiz
>I can smell shit stank from the air that was trapped in my pants

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You'll never hit a target you do not have ;

In the last days of 2016 I'm setting my 2017 goals.

Fitness goals :
Better legs than 2014
Better abs than 2015
Better booty than 2016
(Competeing with myself )

Clean eating , consistent training & taking care of your body is the only sustainable way to a better healthy body.

Let 2017 be the year of growing into a better expression of you

>>71526321
Same thing happened to me in Canary Islands

Mid-40's man in dress sounding like Dale Winton started joking with me Mum, fucking hated my parents for staying in that area too long

>>71526581
doopin' 'ell bit young innit
gimme the link, just makes her easier

>>71526581
>CP

enjoy your ban

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arsehole is so hairy i spend considerably more time wiping than i do shitting

>>71526203
howling

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what is that on the bed?

why do girls ruin their bodies with tattoos?

>>71526633
if you've got chunks in your dingleberry forest, try and dislodge them before wiping

>>71526655
gotta prove you're "not like other girls"

>>71526546
Yep I just moved to a different city so it's pretty bad right now

>>71526633
that's just poor diet hun xx

Watched 'The Social Network'

Want to start my own business now

>>71526672
i do but even then wiping is still a major undertaking

if i wasn't poor i'd get a bidet put in

tomorrow tamara

hahahahaha

Just pissed on my fingers at work

Not liking tasteful tattoos on a qt is a Rasheedism

>>71526707
sounds like you need more fibre m8, my arsehole is hairy as fuck and rarely have problems wiping

>>71526720
THIS!!!!!

Imagine being a literal racist

I mean how do you people even remember to breath every day

Is Britain the worst western country? Methinks yes.

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can't fault it

>>71526694
>>71526730
i defo don't get enough fibre which leads to quite messy shits since i'm still bulking

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would i be a cuck if I entered a 3 some with lezzers who had adopted kids?

>>71526751
i believe that white people and northeast asians are superior to all other races

fite me irl

>>71526773
you can still eat healthy while bulking

>>71526802
ashkenazi jews are better than whites and asians, they are parasitic though

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party tiem

Storm Dorris v's Yeri on a hover board
Who wins in this legendary struggle ?

>>71526824
ashkenazim are white

>>71526798
with or without the kids?

Quite pungent farts right now lads.

>>71526829

deanos on the right

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>come to 4chan
>end up with low standards
thinking this over

>>71526829
me in the back with the crotch bulge

first person to tell me what the full name of TNT is wins a (You)

>>71526802
northeast asians are overrated as shit. japanese are cool but they're not the same as the chinese and koreans, it's like the difference between ukrainians and germans

>>71526856
what is it about nightclubs that draw in deanos like a moth to the flame?

>>71526802
Ok I'll meet you at Birmingham airport terminal 2 on Saturday at 1pm and we'll sort this out like men

I'll be wearing a red 'make britain brown again' shirt

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the wife dodging out of the photograph on the left

>>71526876
Trinitoulene

>>71526876
It's dynamite 2bh

>>71526882
koreans are based they turned their smoldering ruin of a country into one of the nicest in the world in only 20 years

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fuuuck it's ruined now

71526912
71526920
you're both wrong

I'm gay for cute lads

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Was he British?

>>71526940
teenage (mutant) ninja turtles

>>71526935
They look like a knock-off of Kanye West and Snoop Dogg desu

>>71526954
Yes I mean just look at those teeth

>>71526935
fresh off the boat from Libya

>>71526883
Desperation

house is full of absolute nerdmos for a housemates birthday

wish i had a gf with a pretty face, big (but not too big) tits and a nice bum

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>>71526974
Hmmm... yes, quite right.

>>71527015
had one of those for 4 years

was quite nice but she was insane

>>71527015
I'm sure she wishes she had a tubby 5ft auscunt bf with crippling autism and no no money too

>girl says before the date that her place is fine
>laughing the whole time at what I have to say
>when we leave to go for a walk and I put my arm around she says "I'm not really a touchy person" and pulls away
>walk her back to her apartment
>quickly hugs me and says it was nice meeting me see me soon etc

I can't do it anymore anons, I'm just going to crack

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um, its called fashion sweetie

look it up

>>71527058
none of these are true except for the part about no money

>>71527030
like all women then

>>71527070
what the fuck

>>71527071
neat

How do I get a Korean gf lads?

>>71527096
1. Stop being a neek
after step 1 you won't worry about such things

>>71527071
pervertpornfashion

>>71526906

got a thing for fake chebs hnnggggg

>>71527072
money is the main thing you need to get a good grade gf tho
without money or you're going to get is an obese tin of lard that smells of cheese and salmon

>>71527080
she was the second most insane woman i've been with

>>71527070
>when we leave to go for a walk and I put my arm around

creep, you only just met

>>71527096
1. Move to Korea
2. Learn Korean
3. Respect her culture and values
4. Tell her parents (in Korean): In accordance with Confucian ordinance, I implore to take your daughter's hand in marriage; of her - she is pure as a lotus and sturdy as bamboo. I wish to grow old with her. Please accept my request.
5. Have a traditional Korean wedding.

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any of you lads ever had canned chicken?

flirting with a group of girls that are all friends, pitting them all against each other and making them compete for my attention. haven't made up my mind which one wins the prize (me) yet, maybe none of them.

why are 'streamers' such disgusting people? Found 4 videos of different ones shitting themselves live.

>>71527186
>sturdy as bamboo
howling

>>71527210
yes its a traditional british food

Actually killing myself
Look for suicides in Brisbane - it's me
Writing the note and getting drunk now
Goodbye lads

>>71527186
Or,
Offer her parents money

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tamara desu synap

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at work

>>71527241
alri turtlenecklad haha x

>>71527241
stupid kiwi runt

>>71526857
>people are influenced and changed by other humans

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

Men do become great on their own, that thing is a load of shite.

>>71527241
w-wait was the merseycide one last night part of some gimmick?

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the tummy is grumbling

thoughts?

>>71527260
skank

>>71526798
>attractive lezzers

Don't exist

>>71527291
no, just a coincidence

>>71527287
this desu

charles martel was leading men in combat when he was 15 years old

>>71527306
gay

>>71526590
Wipe your fucking arse you disgusting yank

>>71527313
cara

>>71527301
eat greens not burgers
dumb yank shank

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>>71527244
Oriental cultures aren't as materialistic as ours.

They view time as cyclical, not linear, so sacrificing your immediate well-being for the well-being of the collective won't be existentially foolish.

Read some Liazhou Weng, bro.

>>71527310
DEJA VU

>>71527310
Me on the bottom right

>>71527241
arent you going to the roar game this saturday lad

was keen to see ya there x

>>71527355
t. never net an Asian girl in my entire life

>>71527151
Virgin

>>71527343
She's bi isn't she

>Oriental cultures aren't as materialistic as ours.

haha jfc. this stupid leaf thinks asians are still living in the 15th century.

>tfw you meet a qt girl you get along with but she has a bf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Intense gales in Birmingham lads

be careful out there

>>71527401
Literally beta

Gonna do a sleep

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are shit desu, about £2 for a lump of sugar

>>71527376
There are Westernised Orientals, but if you want a Korean girl from Korea who isn't a total skank, you've got to show understanding a respect for their sophisticated and, might I say, more mature way of handling relationships.

It isn't a simple 1-to-1 hook-up. You as an outsider must show that you are eager to assimilate to their way of life.

>>71527429
dumb brum scum

>>71527346
when i eat a salad i'm hungry again two hours later and then i got the sharts the next morning

she wants a man from brum

>>71527437
All yank food is terrible. I've tried some Hershey's chocolates and it literally tastes of vomit.

>Net migration to the UK has dropped to 273,000 in the year to September, down 49,000 from the previous year.

Reckon they're getting the message?

>>71527462
shut up you utter fanny

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In all honesty I really liked this site in the beginning, spent a lot of time lurking on /b/, funny things etc.....somehow it's addicting, I'm not going to pretend like those morons that hate facebook and say that only fools post there but they themselves have a profile with 1000 friends and similar hypocrites
I'm here because there's still something interesting, rarely you can still find something interesting, but even less and less on /ex-yu/ and the standard part of 4chan (the most popular boards).
Just so it doesn't seem like I'm bullshiting, I'm also a fool that loves dark humor, banter, screwing around, computers, I can spend 2 days sitting in front of a computer, I used to be a gamer etc....none of this is strange to me, I'm 29 years old and the way of thinking and the kind of lives that people here live are 10x times worse then the one I had led when i was 14, 99% people from here can't find 10 good friends to turn to for help...actually 90% of them don't have a single friend.
95% of them are virgins that are suffering from the bottom of their souls and are very unhappy (if we count out all the kids that are going through puberty and are still making friends, interests and girlfriends and sex and relationships etc I'm not going to count them in).
I believe that over 90% are beta guys, the ones that never knew how to kick a football and were bad at sports, went out with friends, guys that are afraid of themselves.
Of course there's junkies, alcoholics, faggots and crazies that would get diagnoses from psychiatrists that they are sick in the head.

>>71527435
would a beta do this?

>accepts the fact and moves on

huhh??

>>71527463
What have I told you about replying to me?

Don't do it ever again

>>71527499
tldr lol

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>There are Westernised Orientals, but if you want a Korean girl from Korea who isn't a total skank, you've got to show understanding a respect for their sophisticated and, might I say, more mature way of handling relationships.

>It isn't a simple 1-to-1 hook-up. You as an outsider must show that you are eager to assimilate to their way of life.

bleeding windy out today
storm woke me up last night it was so loud

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You start to understand that only social rejects come here,
I'm not saying I'm any better I made many mistakes in my life but in a completely different way, I was blind to many things but at least i wasn't a beta "blindman".
When my girlfriend saw this site and had a look around she said that there's only losers and kids here because no one else would get attracted by this site.
Although there are good boards...so, ck, biz, fit, diy, sci, x, tv....whatever i feel like lurking, of course there's also a lot of stupid things on these boards.

>>71527499
lad on left would be quite attractive if he lost weight

>>71527462
koreans now live a completely western way of life you utter mong

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>>71525296
you are the side car and we have the engine muldoon

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I think I've typed enough....I'm off to bed, I've started tripping like a moron I've been posting and talking to myself when there's no one else here, I'm writing all of this like a cretin what the fuck.

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>>71527590
Oaaah nae yeh doan't, yeh damned proddie.

If I put a live chicken in a can is it canned chicken?

What's the difference between this wind and my mum
they're both makes lots of noise and banging on my door

>>71527640
I haven't bust a nut on but on the wind's back, boyo.

If I put a Yank who hugs trees in Canada, is it a Canadian?

GP just diagnosed me with chronic racism and put me on a heavy course treatment

>>71527669
bust a but in your mum like 17 years ago, son
BTW reported for being underage
you're grounded for a month

can't even imagine what my country would be like if the confederacy had won the war

just got diagnosed with chronic racism in greggs lads

>>71527697
what's the cure, being force fed white guilt

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punctured testicle
on a hillside desolate

>he has to get a gook for a girlfriend

So sad

>>71527725
better than it does today thats for sure

just got force fed a big load lads
was real yummy

>>71527697
you didn't write an article on chicken shops did you

>>71527756
tried and failed*

friend keeps asking me to watch anime
then I remove him and blocked him

Britain doesn't actually have a flag, it's literally just a rip-off of the Scottish one.
Really makes you think.

What kind of facebook photos do you geezers jerk off to?

I like a good face shot.

started watching house of cards and loving it
how are the other seasons compared to season 1?

>>71527818
>a leaf

>>71527818
A

Imagine being gay for a minute, like just one minute, as in,literally 60 seconds of gayness. Imagine that. Astonishing.

>>71527818
stop these dire posts

thinking about taking up chainsaw juggling

>>71527820
fuck off yank

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>>71527748
* tips microphone cable *

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>everyone look at me i'm a leaf and i do bad posts

>>71527820
None because I'm not a horny 17 year old virgin

>>71527849
MexicanChainsawExecution.webm

>>71527830
>>71527833
>>71527846
Literally the Scottish saltire with some wankers fanfic plastered over it. You're literally wannabe Scotsmen.

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stop watching porn

>>71527860
a burger

>>71527862
exactly, I'm a horny 30 year old virgin

>>71527876
why should i take advice from a convicted murderer and arsonist?

>>71527860
Genuine post, I want these lads to apologize for stealing and desecrating the Scottish flag.

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>>71527871
tbf it does look a bit weird without the saltire

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>>71527876
say that to my face

>>71527876
have done x

>>71527898
>murderer
>arsonist
>implying implications

>>71527885
how does that even happen
literally go outside and speak to women
its not hard boro

kill all niggers

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>>71527860
We have a certain reputation to uphold.

/int/ glorifies so many things that don't come readily to Canadians (conservatism, banter, historical significance), we've accepted we can't compete and we've embraced our bad-boy image on this site.

We are the counter-culture on /int/.

>>71527867
heh

>>71527914
want to star in a home made porn qt? ;-)

>>71527862
You're not over 17 and still on 4chan, right?

>>71527898
>self defence = murder
>reclamation of pagan holy sites = arson

resident evil 7 starts extremely strong but then just degrades. It's shit by the time you reach the third act

What do I think of Norway and it's relation to pan-Slavic people's?

Let's find out

>>71527918
i was joking
im 19
still a virgin though

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>>71527933
All three of those things are aspects of the Canadian identity, though.
The problem isn't Canadians, it's rather the lack of Canadians in Canada.

i just turned 22 the other day and the virginity is still going strong

>>71527988
just be yourself mate

can't belive im turning 20 this year
no longer a teenager

>>71528006
literal child

>>71528006
me too lad
august the 21st

>>71528006
when's your birthday
April right?

>>71528006
honestly can't think of a fate worse than being born in 1997

i'd end myself if i were you

who /1993/ here

who raised in the 80's here

>>71527988
being virgin in the second world and below: easy mode
being virgin anywhere else in the first world: normal mode
being virgin in america: hard mode
being virgin in chadeville USA, aka australia: extreme

>>71528006
fucking child, im almost thirty

git out of /brit/, do something with your life

I turned 21 last month.

Still no friends, but I've had a steady job since autumn.

Working on obtaining the ever elusive driving licence. Then I can get my own apartment instead of living in this hermetic garret.

>>71528045
me

was born in 1977

>>71528048
>being virgin in chadeville USA, aka australia: extreme

just be yourself??

>>71528033
it's the second worst year in the 90s after 97

>>71528012
>>71528051
im a young adult

>>71528014
>>71528024
july 30th
>tfw you'll never experience a birthday during term time
>tfw you never bring in chocolates for the class
>tfw your friend don't give you giftbags and balloons you carry around all day

>>71528026
1997 was a pretty important year
blair elected, diana deceased, off the top of my head
probably loads of other stuff too

>there are 40 year olds posting ITT
>there are 15 year olds posting ITT
some of the posters here are LITERALLY old enough to be other poster's fathers
mad

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>tfw cosy inside while its windy as fuck out

>>71528095
i'm half american, therefore i am sperg :(

>>71528128
i'll actually wallop you

bet you're 1995

>>71528130
>>tfw you'll never experience a birthday during term time
good
summer holiday birthdays are maximum comfy m8. Or at least they were when I was younger, my last two birthdays i've just been for a pint with like 3 mates cos they're boring and don't want to go out properly

>>71525346
*Gotten
Ftfy sweetie

>>71528130
>im a young adult
howling

>>71528132
I'm probably a few of your fathers.

Fought in the Falklands War and worked delivering milk up and down the UK.

Suffice to say, I've deposited my seed thoroughly from the docks of Glasgow down to Dover's beachy white chalks.

>>71528200
>Dover's
KENT MENTIONED

>>71528158
yep, fuck off you gen y coon

oldest of the gen z masterrace here

you think you cunts have it tough? try raising your grandkids during the great depression!

yep, that was me

anyone got nioh?
might buy

>>71528220
>oldest members of a generation characterised by safe spaces and entitlement

screeching, cannot wait to feed you one

sometimes find myself wondering why people here say/believe the things they do but then i remember a significant portion of you are barely out of your teens and have practically 0 life experience.
a thread full of arrogant naive ideologues. hilarious watching you childish runts bicker non-stop thinking you have all the answers when you're just as clueless as the people you harangue.

>Net migration to the UK has dropped to 273,000 in the year to September, down 49,000 from the previous year.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39062436

>>71528261
actually that's gen y

you'll find that gen z is much more conservative

>>71528275
[hat]

Preston

>>71528293
hmm yes keep telling yourself that runtboi

respect your elders

>>71528282
>only nearly 300K NET immigrants this year lads!
the fucking state of the UK

brb got to attend pronouns class followed by white guilt class and how not to rape class at uni

at work

researching cannibalism in indigenous cultures

>>71528326
You chunts have a higher net migration rate than us, wind your neck in

yvan eht nioj

>>71528348
Have you seen hanibal lol
pretty gud xD

>>71528322
don't worry, you wait until we start finding our voice in the world, then we'll show you old fogeys what a lost cause you are

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>when I catch a black round my way

>>71528327
Those classes are useful.

I once nearly raped by dog, then after the "don't rape seminars" I had to attend to get my degree in Economics, I kept raping him only a little while longer until I bought my fleshlight 3 months later.

>>71528410
When the Irish knacker says no fight ever ends up on the ground

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IMAJUN MY SOUP RISE WEN THA MAINSTREEM MEATOR DNT REEEEEPORT ON BIL MAHAH BEIN A PEH DOH FILE

>>71528410
Is this WWE?

>>71528372
yeah because the economy is so unstable here.
Hard to have a decent economy when the 2nd biggest city here is part of the UK

>>71528310
bit shit but is heaven compared to blackburn

>>71528455
doesn't make it less true though does it you potato mong

kpop

>>71528410
why are niggetty nog fight videos so much better

>>71528404
yeah sure m8, i'll keep an eye out for it on buzzfeed or pedestrian.tv

PJW gimmick isn't that funny now
He's a hack but
>hehe funny typing
only has so much potential

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>>71528475
Did a random streetview and got this, toplel

Thought the towns in the south were shit but fucking hell up north they're dire.

>>71528455
Christ you're a dumb fucking mong
>o-our economy crashed b-because of northern Ireland!!
>We only needed bailouts because Belfast is mean

Hilarious

feel like putting my my benus in bagina today

>>71528455
I keep forgetting you guys were ruled by the English for 500 years.

It wasn't all bad, at least they taught you English.

Could you imagine if you still spoke Irish? You'd be like Poland or Romania. No one would understand you guys.

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>>71528513
Fuck off Paul

all Jews are evil and inhumane

who decided that a child can't consent to sex but they can consent to changing their gender - which is arguable a bigger life decision.

bit of a strange one.