/brit/

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>>71520116
This vid of her taking Asian dick was so hot

Watching Father Ted

>>71520116
alri cucklad

>>71520131
it is good

>>71520129
chang

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

>>71520141
'Tis

PERRI PIPER
E
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I

P
I
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And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

>pornstar chat
not a fan

Sophia Leone

>tfw no Jennie gf

rejected 4 shags in 3 weeks

man im made of somethin'

Cody Bryant

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>Shagged her for a good 2 hours

>>71520129
could've shagged something like that 3 weeks ago

prob a std ridden whore, but still

Kobe Bryant

Lexi Belle (pre-fat)

>>71520152
she's buff

good taste

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzoah_Rotachat

Matt Ryan

Misha Cross

>>71520220
yeah proper hench
she could heem anyone

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>>71520216
nah taco lexi belle is best lexi belle

Ron Paul

Larkin Love 2bh lads

>>71520264
Dat tongue

Casey Calvert

Elon Musk

PARTY DOWN FOR MAISIE BRO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw&list=RD_n8TuSVmOrw#t=0

>organising first date with a yank on holiday
>she sends me a text asking whether I have a place
>tell her mine is no good and whether we can go to hers instead
>she says that's fine

I've never had a girl check beforehand whether or not I have a place, what is this? I suppose it's a practical question but talk about lack of subtletly

John Rankin

Boiling Excrement

Boring Excitement

>71520299
Didn't happen

Otto Strasser

LS Magazine

Parkway Drive

Paul Bunyan

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>>71520299
stay to your own kind la. you've been warned.

Donald Trump

Concrete enema

Hugh Jass

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>>71520315
>being this triggered

Dostoyevski

Mike Litoris

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>>71520335
She obviously came here for the BIG BRUCE COCK that you couldn't give her

Like Clitoris

North Face

Alice March

Work will set you free.

Annie May

the barbarian hordes feast on the dying roman empire

Spurdo Sparde

let it go let it go

Amai liu

What the fuck is going on

Peace One Love.

Father Ted

every time i snort shit tons of cocaine i'm so fucking horny but my dick just won't get hard at all

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Paddy Losty

Aria Alexander

Antonio Banderas

Ben "Pull the Trigger On a Nigger" Garrison

ballbusting mistress british

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8

the absolute ledge

>>71520425
see if this helps
https://xhamster.com/movies/3310580/joi_raylene_milf.html

>>71520425
done MD last wednesday, tempted for some sniff for a house party friday, it'll be fine ye?

>>71520433
good post

Carrie Cummings

Steban Bolyneux

>>71520457
what kind of a question is that you fucking moron

PUNCH
SOME
PEOPLE IN THE FACE
IN THE FACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhEIz9SzrPk

pinnacle of kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5SXDwM5pcc

>>71520475
idk how cocaine works

does it use serotonin?

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>>71520152
the STATE of you idiots

NEED a posh oxbridge gf

>>71520471
Not an argument

>>71520446
lad i'm watching fucking piss bukkake this isn't gonna help at all

>>71520492
same

probably hate me though

baul joseb wadson :DD

>>71520489
That tfw feel when most if those posts were all me

Like peas in a pub, Ted

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>>71520492
fucking THIS

Jasmine Caro

>>71520425
try an ol' cucumber up the arse to see if you can cum from prostate stimulation

Bees in a pod

Generic chinks

>>71520487
do you have any idea how many people bash loads of both of them at the same time? have you ever been to a party? you seem like a fucking idiot tbqh

can't stand english speaking pornstars and the shitty scripts they're given

>>71520489
ALL ME

Literally not eating for days on end is the only effectively weight-loss method I've used.

You can still drink tea and coffee (without added cream/sugar, of course).

I used to be nearly obese, now I'm almost normal weight (180).

Seriously, I've tried diet, excercise, gimmicks.

If you don't eat for multiple days, your body literally eats your fat reserves instead. You can lose 10 pounds in 3 days with minimal excercise.

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Thread quality is directly proportional to the average length of posts

Do clinics charge for therapy in this country? I'm a pedo and I need help to be honest family

>>71520544
>you seem like a fucking idiot for not knowing about hard drug useage

tfw you have a gf but meet a qt girl who loves the sesh and you fuck things up

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=624354211

skip to 8:10. like/dislike?

load of shite on netflix

everyone in this thread is a little gay nonce with a small willy

>>71520546
try covering your ears so you can't hear them

>>71520554
have you tried just eating less instead of nothing?
you're still a piggy on the inside

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>canadians

>>71520557
i've been snorting coke since 8pm and even i wouldn't put an e in usage

There's a flat earth society on jewbook with 35,000 members somehow

round earth is a social structure

>>71520588
probably just some schizos who are being messed about with by ironic memers

>>71520588
all me

>>71520116
>It's an episode of /brit/ by Elsa for the 15-th fucking time, directed by autismo.

>>71519751
strange, we had Kampuchea and Viet-Nam in here lately. >>71451633

post ONLY spanish speaking ones
>>71520570
doesn't work they're too loud

>>71520561
semen belongs in either a man's testicles or a woman's vagina

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its snowing lads

>>71520580
i won't be doing them at the same time la'

>>71520632
*cums in your face*
aaaahh 'twas a big load

>>71520596
Probably. From what I've seen there's people on there that ask why the water in the southern hemisphere doesn't fall out of the sky in the globe model. It got 500 replies from Neil degrasse Tyson fanbois

alri lads. alri.

>>71520618
Is Craggy Island as comfy as it looks?

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>>71520632
Some women have testicles too.

more pinnacles of kino

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPTiZTCRN9o

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK-SUXD52SQ

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug7FR6yprek

>>71520671
who are you quoting?

Is nutting on a passed out girl rape?

>>71520596
idk
plenty of unironic new believers around now
there's a guy a work I know who believes all this bullshit

>>71520656
> craggy island
> comfy
It's a remote rainy rock with ignorant Taigs on it.

I'd kill myself after 24 hours there.

Haha desu lads

>>71520679
retard

redpilled gf

https://youtu.be/d1h_W7mMYiU

could've shagged a bird tonight

good i didn't

>>71520703
I don't think you realize what meme arrows are used for

Recommend me some/brit/ approved YouTube channels.

don't care

>>71520692
link thread where you got that webm pls x

>>71520717
retard

>>71520718
korean billy

could've slept tonight
shame I didn't
work in 2 and a half hours

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CAN YOU TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP?
AND NIGHT TIME'S JUST A JUNGLE DARK AND A BARKING M16

LITERALLY my anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDm4uPX07E0

>>71520718
Lindybeige ofc

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>work in 3 hours

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>>71520709
>good i didn't

dunno if i should have a wank now or wait til tomorrow and edge all day

>>71520718
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0P6csC4nqpd27IKT4mlJbw

>>71520718
Accursed Farms
Lindybeige
TheReportOfTheWeek
Tim Byrne
Hydraulic Press Channel (and Beyond the Press)
Kay's Good Cooking
Bigclivedotcom
Steve1989 MREinfo

How do I get a chink gf lads. I'm white, 24, male and live in an area that's 95% white. There's chinks that congregate in the university here. But they're all in groups together. How do i zero in on these creatures

the cancer of my messy desk just keeps growing the more I ignore it

>>71520774
nah would've worried if i caught something 2bh

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just about to sink a pie and sauce lads

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>>71520718
Spicy Karl Assesments.

He's like Reviewbrah if Reviewbrah grew up 10 years, got a job in menial labour, had an excessive drinking problem, and was from Georgia.

Well dressed, well spoken, and a tad wiser.

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work tomorrow

>>71520798
Online dating. Tinder/Bumble/whatever they use in your hood.

Time for a line o the ol caine

>>71520718
Primitive Technology

>>71520735
>Korean Anglophile
>isn't a qt3.14 grill

NEED a Korean gf desu senpai

>>71520722
I forget, to be honest.
I wasn't on adult /gif/ since weeks ago.

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Time for a bit of the old Charles

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work today but I didn't go

>>71520859
Shan't be dignifying this post with a reply

mum has been diagnosed with stage 0 breast cancer.

dont know what it means really, but i know she is getting surgery and radiation to get rid of it.

she made it seem like she'll likely be fine. still very sad and scared, shes very sweet

>>71520859
Posh cunt

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Stop doing drugs.

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>>71520797
>Hi Leddit Press

normie female ex-best friend has got engaged with some guy after knowing him for like a year and a bit (she's 22)

fucking stupid bint

>>71520874
i'll pray for her and you

runts

>>71520882
fuck off yank

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found a lump on my dingus

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>>71520866
>>71520866
>"Shan't be dignifying this post with a reply"
>he just did

>>71520817
They're so segregated here though. It seems like all they do is stay in their group like a hivemind and I've never seen one in a pub or out anywhere natives go. Or even with a native for that matter

>>71520882
do you want PR independence?

Could've been lead researcher for the god particle but too smart for that

>>71520882
Please honestly and concisely explain to me why a YouTube channel about crushing objects with a hydraulic press is "reddit"

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>>71520887
>female ex-best friend

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>tfw no gf

>>71520924
Reddit made them polplular

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need a THICC gf

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how to get danny body? im already tall

>>71520977
She looks like a female Chad

Should I kick the cat out lads ?

>>71520989
what do the numbers mean?

>>71520924
Anything even remotely non-cynical, legal, innocent or something teen girls watch is leddit. You are supposed to be depressed and emotionally turbulent on the internet. That means harassing MPs on Twitter, posting pepes and being a degen

>>71521006
percent women that prefer the bodytype

>>71520913
in my heart I know it would be the best, but at this point I'd happily accept statehood, anything is better than our colonial status. I don't think anything will change in my lifetime though

How do I get a Korean gf?

just made the old instant noodles; the old 'ramen' as it were

>>71521006
percent of women that liked each body type

kind of dumb though because they showed the face of the men during the "experiment"

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"... and then he said “I think we'll get on like a house on fire”. Little did he then know that it literally would do that later."

>>71520924
it's a shit, boring autistic gimmick only popular thanks to reddit

>>71521013
>>71521020
thanks

i'm somewhere between boyish and hipster

no tattoos and have a hairy chest though

>>71521036
>checks flag
Argument disregarded.

>>71521054
shave your chest women hate bodyhair

>>71521020
>haha it's retarded because /fit/ ini lol

Why does the other Canadian here keep posting like this.

And his posts just go on and on.

He doesn't know when to stop.

Where expected to read him repeat the same thing twice but with different word order?

And the last bit is always the worst.

>>71521075
'tism

>>71521062
>he's right so I respond with a non argument
stellar reply there mister

>>71521075
*Gets a leafblower*

OH YEAH???

>>71521070
dont know what you're saying, but middles face and hair was the best anyway

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>>71520977
stefania ferrario annoys me but also makes my willy hard
[NSFW]
http://i.imgur.com/djHB9hl.gifv

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ab7919cf8dc69c170ca65d17c4933b2b/tumblr_o0ff8pdq0F1tfkumxo1_1280.jpg

>>71521088
fuck off spanish cuck

>>71521067
no thanks. i'm a virgin anyway so it doesn't matter. if they don't like body hair, whatever

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shit, dudes!
the fright I got when I clicked on a tab which had a page from the archive and I thought it was the live one. All of a sudden, posters sent old gimmicks and past comments.

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>>71521099
>spanish
>American education

do many people here often check the chon archives?

>>71521140
for flag hunting yeah

Poor, ta Rico!

Ice lolly down the urethra let it melt oh yes oh yes

>>71521140
my (You) bait yeah. not creative or witty enough for OC

>>71521088
Fuck off u dopey spic cunt there was no argument to be had because with your autism you just defined why Hydraulic Press is """""""""reddit""""""" and I accept it.

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reminder

cagers out

>>71521118
shitskin bitch

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Puerto Rico is the only colony to gain its independence and willfully return to its former colonial master.

>>71521181
https://youtu.be/ZdDxjge5hmY

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>yeah mate you going to that festival as well then?
>yeah mate, going to be looking like a sick cunt

Poorpoo reekoo

how do i prep for anal

>>71521202
>the name of his engine is cummins

lmao fag

Biker cunts will be the first to go when the day of the tesla comes

>haven't rode my bike I got for Christmas in over a month

>>71521209
only middle class bellends go to festivals

>>71521215
Get a pipe cleaner, soak it in neutral grain spirit (like vodka or whisky), and give that butthole a good'ol polish.

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MATILDA, Oh dear oh dear.
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/big%20emu%20cock/

>>71521237
Snotters went out my nose and landed on the floor in a shared dorm hostel to this post

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>>71521181
>getting limp dick biking everywhere
patrician coming through

>>71521175
>because with your autism you just defined why Hydraulic Press is """""""""reddit""""""" and I accept it.
so in other words, I'm right. Ok
>>71521190
you're statistically more likely to be a "shitskin", fuck off Anthony Nevares.
>>71521195
that's completely false though. We were literally sold by Spain after they were ass raped by the US, and have never been independent before pre-Columbian era

>>71521257
gay italian

me and the bf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487787448017.webm

Feel like shit just want him back

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>>71521181
this 2bh

>>71521264
>have never been independent before pre-Columbian era
meant *except during the pre-Columbian era
but those weren't even Puerto Ricans, they were one of the 3 mixes
so we've never been independent

somehow forgot the /brit/ meme of that text that always got posted

something like

>so sorry
>good night
>thats it?

>>71521264
ahh yes i forgot puerto rico was a white country

poopskin faggot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radical_centrism

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>>71521295
one of the best Pepe and Wojaks desu

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going to bed lads

goodnight

>>71521376
*kisses you goodnight*

sweet dreams

>>71521376
*fucks you in*

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>radical centrism

>>71521376
*farts on your pillow*

Tfffff....night mate x

>>71521310
not that I care about your retarded memes, but my country is literally whiter than yours
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Puerto_Rico
> White 75.8%

>>71521264
>puerto ricans call themselves white

I laugh everytime I'm reminded of this. at least our white people are actually white

why does /brit/ always attract one chronic shitskin shitposter at any given time

*leaps into the middle of /brit/ positioning my arms in a comical fashion*
wahey!

where can i meet other gay guys

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>we're white w-wikipedia says so!!!!!

Ah yes, you speak spic, and you have black hair, dark eyes, and dark skin

The typical white person!!!!

>>71521425
most of the people in this thread are flaming autistic faggots

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>got my date's number and first name
>used that to find her facebook
>used that to find her youtube
>used that to find her instagram & blog
>used that to get a better idea of what she looks like and get an inside her head

Assuming direct control

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>>71521402
ah yes, because you're a special snowflake and the CIA factbook is not a reputable source https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/rq.html
unless you want to go by pic related's even more retarded logic, in which case none of us are white.

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need a strong gf to milk my dick with her muscular pussy and not let go

>>71521395
i've been to your shitty little island and everyone there is swarthy and has jet black hair and brown eyes and swarthy skin and negroid features

i've also been to the mediterranean and no most people there look nothing like that

puerto rico is as white as rachel dolezal is black

so many sea-runts feed on plankton

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either bi or just wanna guy to fry Brighton,

my hoe be a damn pinko in San Francisco,

if going for the P the only way is Sydney,

don't block, just let me rock that Bangkok

>puerto ricans literally think they're white

hao ling

>americans thinking they're white

ajajajajajaja

>>71521453
white people don't look like fucking spic puerto ricans you people look like fucking mexicans or something who the fuck thinks you're white

>>71521456
>>71521430
good ol' cherrypicking, and of course, Americans are mostly white blonde aryans! And considering the amount of self-reporting "white" hispanics in the US, your glorious aryan population is even less than what the numbers say according to your shitty logic. Go on, keep shooting yourselves in the foot with your shitty "muh white" arguments

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>arguing about whiteness

what's the difference betweens Cubans and Puerto Ricans

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>black hair?
>not white

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>trust me I'm white

>>71521520
you're short you have black hair and dark brown eyes and your skin is swarthy

how do i know that?

because of your flag

>>71521548
Cubans are genetically communist and therefore not white

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>>71521417
>>71521417
>wahey!

You're gay!
also:
Barred!

My fart's smell of burning tyres atm lads.

>>71521520
I already said were barely white. but at least our limited white people have light skin and different colored hair and eyes

dont even try to deny that pretty much every single puerto rican has dark features and dark eyes.

>>71521492
about as """white"""" as you are.
>>71521509
the CIA Factbook. Have you been to Puerto Rico? Have you lived in a tropical island? I personally don't like calling myself white because I have big lips, a big cock and black hair. But yanks can't argue that they're white either.
your non mixed white ""people"" are fucking hideous btw. So I'm glad us "spics" don't look anything like you
>>71521572
that's funny, I can say the exact same thing about you!

Thinking about Jennie lads. Wonder if she would've been my gf. Guessing she probably would have.

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>>71521583
>burning tyre

Might buy Unitedhealth Group stocks

>I'M WHITE
>YOU'RE A PAKI
>FUCK OFF KIKE
>YOU'RE NOT WHITE I'M WHITE
>LOOK HERE'S MY DEFINITION OF WHITENESS, NOW FUCK OFF YOU SPIC
>NO YOU FUCK OFF, YOU'RE NOT WHITE UNLESS YOU HAVE BLUE EYES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE JEWS

ah yes the /brit/ night crew

>>71521593
I have known many Puerto Rican white blue eyed blondes all my life. But they're a minority, just like in your country.

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/malcolm-turnbull-tells-those-relying-on-penalty-rates-that-they-shouldve-listened-in-school/

>one affected punter challenging the PM to live off $600 a week
>“I don’t have to live off $600 a week because I’m not a dumb cunt,” said Turnbull.

HOWLING

Do non white people honestly come to /brit/? I know there's plenty in /b/ and /pol/. I have no problems with it, I just fine understand why they would come here.

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>>71521607
>tfw bught AMD stocks in September and they've more than doubles since.

>>71521607
>>71521631
How do I buy stocks? Give me a quick rundown.

>>71521631
Good lad

How much profit?

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obligatory post

>>71521594
actually you cannot

i have blue eyes and light brown hair and am of average height

>>71521641
Need to slide my willy into that gaping maw

>>71521646
https://www.share.com/
make account
put money in account from your bank account
buy shares with said money

thoughts on "its always sunny in philadelphia" lads?

>>71521670
reddit

>>71521669
Yes but what aid tools should I use and his much so I need to invest to make any money? Will £100 make me a tenner or something?

>>71521680
yeh fair

What's your favorite band, /brit/? Mine is Opeth

>>71521650
about $2000 so far
I should have put more in but it constantly re-invests itself to buy more shares on a drip.

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>>71521660
wasnt really gaping

>>71521670
reddIT'S Always Reddit in Redditelphia

>>71521608
hope you're not quoting me, cause if you read my posts it's clear I hate that shit
>>71521626
I have big lips, white skin yes but clearly african roots. My mother's side of the family is mostly dark skinned. /brit/ is my favorite general, mostly because in my experience most threads aren't racebait shitposts, except ones with cunty yanks and real redpill hours
>>71521655
>i have blue eyes and light brown hair and am of average height
yeah totally man. You're statistically about as unlikely to be that as I am

>>71521670

funny. """""""""reddit"""""""""" because it's popular and you don't have to be a complete autist to think it's funny

>>71521646
buy low sell high
>>71521706
Gentle Giant or King Crimson

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>>71521626
yes

see

>>71521613

he's from a spic country where everyone is short, speaks spanish, and has jet black hair.

they look like this

>>71521698
if you want to do shares to make quick money youre going to get fucked over
you should consider shares solely in terms of investment; dividends from a stable company are going to be far more than any interest youll get from a bank

>bursting to take a dump but waiting until the phone gets enough charge

>>71521732
>>71521732
>>71521732
>>71521732
>>71521732
oh fuck just made an ironic post

i deserve the banter that comes my way hahaah

>>71521721
why do you even post here?

your noncountry and your people have zero ties to britain

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>>71521631
>tfw predicted the AMD surge back when they were less than $2 per stock

>>71521670
Just as good as Rick & Morty

>>71521769
i would agree however reddit and morty is significantly more reddit

i want a dog

Any lads trade commodities

Might do a cheeky purchase on a future for soybean oil

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>>71521631
was going to do this why didnt i

first bitcoins now this

>>71521706
Blink 182

>>71521744
this
if you don't know what you're doing day trading is awful and you'll lose everything

also don't just jump on meme stocks just because they have good growth, look at their volume so you know that they have money on hand to pay out if necessary, and see if thee pay dividends.

since I started focusing on dividends I'm technically making an extra $200 monthly, but right now I have them set to constantly re-invest instead of paying out.

>>71521781
>reddit
Not an adjective

>>71521807
reddit

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>>71521797
buy Nokia
always bet on Pajeet

>>71521801

they were my favorite band when I was 13

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>>reddit
>Not an adjective

>>71521706
Swans

the football

>>71521838
ONE GOOD ALBUM

>>71521706
Manfred Mann

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>>71521849
>Lumpenproles
Oblivion
>Plebs
Skyrim
>Commons
Morrowind
>Patricians
Daggerfall

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Do your taxes before the deadline

>>71521893
>>71521893
>>71521893
>>71521893
>>71521893
>>71521893

>>71521854
FUCK OFF

I bet you unironically listen to Men at Work you heat-stroke addled cunt

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>>71521892
mummy does my taxes for me