/brit/

>>71518506
This man triggers /his/ so much

are 40mph winds strong? that's what we're meant to be getting tomorrow lunchtime where I am

apparently it's going to be 60mph and even 80mph in some places.

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suzy

>>71518503
well, i am also talking about tech in general including the 'hard-science' stuff involving lots of math. not just programming and computers

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first for people actualy live on tory island

a swift jab of the knife, behind the windpipe and outwards, is all that separates me from the sweet embrace of death

Never voting for anybody that has been to law school ever again. Not sure why anybody thought letting the Western world be run by lawyers was a good idea.

>>71518532
Monkey foot

>>71518533
why, isn't he a historian of sorts?

>>71518533
only because he likes to speculate and comes up with his own ideas and thoughts on things

>>71518506
>>71518541
>>71518503
this
most of these skills are pretty basic anyways
its like maths, literally anyone can be good at math though it takes massive work or talent to be great.

you can learn fairly solid maths easily online, as well as programming languages in just a few months

I did, I went from liberal arts mush head to being somewhat competent technically.

>Canada is the only country in the Western Hemisphere with a Prime Minister

8'' 10'' or 12'' shorts

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>>71518542
>tory island

>>71518572
We're the only Anglo country in the Western Hemisphere.

>>71518562
He's a dance instructor with an archaeology degree who makes assumptions about the murkier/less sensible parts of history by applying common sense

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>>71518589
Anglo-French you mean?

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Find a flaw.

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Brrrrrrap

>mph

foy off yanks

>>71518621
Yes we're also the only French country in the western hemisphere. Canada is truly exceptional.

We're also the only ones that are good at Hockey in the Americas too. Pretty amazing, no?

>>71518569
>literally anyone can be good at math though it takes massive work
agreed, but one can say that about anything that can be learned tbqh.

but people who are interested in math are far fewer than people who are inclined towards the liberal arts, and why do you think that is the case?

doing a depression at quater to 3 in the morning

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>>71518624
>collectivism

babestation

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>>71518624
most of this

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>>71518664
the collective will always beat the individual

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>>71518655

going to do a kill of myself

>>71518652

yea but maths is one of those things which at the lower levels is fairly easy to learn and is just a skill like anything else

some things are harder to become "good" at because they're more subjective, maths is pure

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>>71518624
>Free Speech restricted for criticizing Government
>No Death Penalty

>>71518655
Haha nerd

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Feet is the thinking man's fetish

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>not a Tory

>>71518673
how is that rorke? they love drinking, gambling and generally slopping around

WE WANT AN ANSWER WE WANT AN ANSWER
WE WANT AN ANSWER TO THIS TERMINAL CANCER

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>>71518675
>bends the collective to my will

>>71518696
Teresa May sit on my face.

>>71518696
that's some early 90s-looking hair

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZ5z8gmhSM

*audibly gulps*

*unleashes a flurry of blows to your rib cage*

>accidentally called my crush on FB before exiting
>thought she blocked me
>turned out she didn't

want to cuddle with a girl lads

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anyone want an onion sandwich?
extra garlic mayo

>>71518736
would love to see Elle on BLACKED

http://www.y8.com/games/masked_forces

i'm in room 8780

There's still people who willingly give away all their personal information and histories to private corporations in 2017. Let that sink in lads

>>71518675
The collective is made up of individuals. It is nothing without them. Why do Brits hate one of the greatest PM's of all time?

>>71518533
>his
Whose?

name is troy

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>>71518747
*vomits in your face*

Fuck there goes my $5 footlong fucking Aussie cunt

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>"would love to see Elle on BLACKED"

Why doesn't Russia and the States use nuclear proliferation as a means to send nuclear bombs to Mars?

We get rid of nukes and use it to create an atmosphere for Mars

french hip hop lads

i remember when i was 3 i always used to insist i was 2 because i liked the number better

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>I don't identify as a High Tory

cats n that

*unleashes a curry of tomatoes to your taste buds*

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~hello darkness my old friend~

>>71518813
woops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMDTr8d8ZVE

trying to feel intelligent watching adam curtis documentaries

>>71518813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uexuyy_HL8

>>71518829
all americans should be killed

>>71518825
>>>/g/

debating whether to post a meme on facebook lads

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>degenerate twat.jpg

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Stop using proprietary software

>>71518840
fire jam la

>>71518771
any one join

work in 4 hours haha

>>71518855
please stop making posts like these

Vegetarians should be force-fed lard

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>firing up the ol' J*wbook

someone PLEASE watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg

If I fattened up a cow using ground up human meat then ate the cow that would be in no way cannibalism, correct?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNOcgWi0yYo&ab_channel=GRMDaily

how can yanks compete?

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>>71518902
isn't he a Jew....

>>71518918
hello nigger

>>71518910
correct

>>71518922
orthodox christian

Haven't left my bed in almost 24 hours. Real greasy and dank atm.

>>71518768
I ... speechless

>>71518929
that's what you get for posting shit music

just started on a peanut butter sandwich and forgot to prepare a drink

>>71518902
i'm pretty good at spotting them

the names make it easy

>>71518939
but he converted from Judaism

>>71518929
come over here and i'll floor you nonce

Unironically becoming anti semitic lads haah

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Me with the so-called black 'friend'.

>>71518960
jews would still consider him a jew

judaism/jewishness is not like other religions/ethnicities

Love programmes were people dress up i old timey clothes and live the old timey way

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08c7tjr/further-back-in-time-for-dinner-series-1-1-1900s

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>it's almost yank hours

Have been bleeding out of my arsehole for two weeks now, but too lazy to go to a doctor

Will ask the Sudanese doctor about it next time he shows up on the 'chan

>>71518965
me too but its 80% for jokes

https://youtu.be/0iRTB-FTMdk?t=45s

>>71518982
fucking idiot. its 7pm on the west coast and all east coast is asleep.

absolute fucking state of you, give your head a good wobble "mate".

>>71518982
*does the yank dance*

>>71518965
don't blame you

>>71518984
What Sudanese doctor?

>>71518984
what did you shove in it to make it bleed?

>>71519007
>he hasn't encountered Sudanon before
Leave this general once in a while lad

>>71518985
I started with jokes but now it's becoming real, they're just so two faced. Always pushing for diversity and migration in the west but the most liberal minded Jews in the west become ultra nationalists when it comes to their homeland. Fucking rats desu

prefer a good zut to going out 2bh

>>71518584

Shorts should NEVER be longer than 7"

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>tfw technically jewish through matrilineal descent

oy vey?

>>71518979
>Who is a Jew?
It profusely baffles me.

>>71519012
Pretty sure it's just the massive shits I've been taking, need to achieve a softer consistency with my stool

>>71518954
havign te

>>71519042
you have to go back

>>71519043
anyone with the faintest connection

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> born in Zanzibar, East Africa
> educated at a boarding school in India
> ethnically Persian
So, was he British, /brit/?

need an asian girl who just turned 16 to sit on my face

>>71518881
vegetarians should be thanked for buying you a few more days of not living in a polluted shithole

>>71519072
actually the pollution problem is mostly the fault of cows

>>71519051
what has happened to your sleeping schedule
dread to think how many years yr shaving off

>>71519065
this is why I hate yanks. /brit/ is about lad culture leave

serbian irish folk lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ

honestly what a fucking mong, i cant get over it.

this is the furthest time from /RealYankHours/ you can get.

honestly what the FUCK were you thinking when you posted that, oh whats that? you weren't thinking? huh REALLY MAKES (EVERYONE BUT YOU) THINK.

>>71519084
not sure if retarded or just fucking around

>>71519042
Into the oven

>>71519056
but I was born here

I unironically love Lindy. He's the kind of Renaissance Man/Polymath I aspire to be.

>writer
>actor
>dance teacher
>historian
>archaeologist

>>71519090
need a peng bird to sit on me face init

>>71519057
>them teeth

yes

Done some insane poos before but have never torn my arsehole to shreds with them, Yanks really should be genocided

need a bottom bf to poz my negstick

>>71519107
you'll never be british

>>71519110
you can stay

>>71519089
i know its gone proper loopy
have been going bed around 10am-12pm and getting up 7-8pm for a few days now
its 16:15 in new zeland

>>71519128
>torn my arsehole to shreds
what is this i can't even

>>71519107
then renounce all claims on the Holy Land and accept the Palestinians deserve to return to their homelands.

>>71519152
I don't speak for all jewish people

20 years of Dolly the sheep lads

>>71518982
i hope you saw my post you fucking moron

@71519128
You're no man if your shits don't inflict massive anal trauma on you at times, fuck off

business idea: move israel somewhere in the middle of siberia and let palestine have the former israel
also all jews should go back to israel

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I thought Freddie Mercury was White.

Apparently he's a Parsi, which are Zoroastrian Persians who fled Iran for India to escape persecution under Islamic rule.

>>71519136
need to sort thineself out (shaking my head)
haent you got a uni tugotu
i havent done that sort of crazy inhumane bastardisation since i was 18

>>71519198
persians are very close to whites

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>/r/socialism
>/r/communism

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Find a better pair of stompers than this: protip you can't

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>OMG Anon have you seen this Buzzfeed article, it's sooooo gooood hahahaha

when i was a kid there was this old guy who would walk up the street every afternoon when i was out playing with my friends and he'd always say "hello" but with his weird voice it sounded like he was saying "galah"

he's probably dead now

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>tfw no Stacey Losty gf

got called a chicano in walmart

broke my finger

>>71519199
ye but only have couple of seminars a week innit
also got essays but maybe doing them next week innit

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>>71519210
Not really.

really dislike classy slag posting

it just reminds me of how lonely i am.

Just ate a whole family sized meat lovers pizza. Just have to wait a few hours, go to the old loo, and then inflict massive rectal injuries on myself with the resultant fist-sized shit I take.

>>71519238
haha
hey could you tell that one about that old guy that used to say hello to you every afternoon again?

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>>71519198
Iranian = Aryan

dad texted me back instantly the desperate loser

>>71519267
he wore a pink shirt sometimes too so he even looked like a galah

>>71519258
looks like your average run of the mill brit

>>71519265
take some fibre la for fucks sake

>>71519243
how and did you go to the hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_4hN3eBhzg

zut and snooze lads. night

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>>71519270
If Iranians are white, then North Indians and Levantine Arabs are pretty much white too.

Do you want that?

if we legalise gay marriage it will keep them monogamous and not having wanton bumsex with dozens of partners and spreading aids all over the place

>>71519290
play fighting, might go today

>>71519309
yeah. they pretty much are. a lot of them look genuinely white, if only it weren't for black hair and brown eyes

>>71519314
they can still be swingers or unfaithful

>>71519337
straight people do that too

>>71519314
Correct, afterwards we should legalise interracial marriage for the same reason.

why were 90s films so based lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMVnCL50SgQ

>>71519344
interracial marriage is already legal

>>71519332
broke my thumb camping in canada and snapped it back into place and wrapped it and it was fine

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>the dead white male still won
s m h t b h f a m

>>71519314
who fucking cares, the real problem is the disintegration of heterosexual marriage

divorce laws need to be toughened right fucking now

>>71519198
>Parsi
>Zoroastrian Persian
nowonder he was such a cool cigarette.

>>71519314
at least half of gay "couples" are open. fucking HOWLING at the thought of monogamy in a couple where both are males.

>>71519357
don't believe this

>>71519370
>divorce laws need to be toughened right fucking now
nah

what's your earliest memory lads and when was it? i remember starting nursery as a 4 year old in 1995. my mum would read me a little story and kiss me on the head and walk me to the front door

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>>71519363

is this broken, sprained or dislocated

Have we ever established whether or not this is a general for Great Britain or the British Isles? Need to know if I'm out of line telling micks to go back to /eire/

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>>71519366
I forget why I saved this, let's see what it is

>>71519409
shut up you autistic twat

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this is attainable and sustainable

Trump has a problem: Americans increasingly think he's incompetent (businessinsider.com)

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>>71519399
gulf war so 91/92ish, me mum was on bedrest with me sis and i toddled into her room while she was watching cnn, asked her what she was watching and she told me twas a bit of no good in the desert between us and the iraqis
>tfw old

reminder that god's chosen is doing a special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NB8PEG63II

>>71519403
runt finger
mebbe dislocated but not sure

>>71519034
yea I try to like them personally but even then most of them are just distasteful people who are just petty and incredibly paranoid.
even when they make self-deprecating jokes about Jews you can tell sometimes that they're testing to see if you laugh hard.

>>71519399
I remember before I was born.

My mom would turn on Dire Straights and lay back in the recliner.

It was warm, moist, and I only saw a few thins wisps of light through the stretch marks.

>>71519403
definitely either broken or dislocated. from that angle it looks more dislocated and because it isn't purple and internally bleeding

would rather be a chinese colony than a paki colony

>>71519399
crying in the playground watching my father's car drive away

i'm a big guy

>>71519430
>incompetent
>is already accomplishing huge chunks of his campaign platform within a month of taking office
Why can't leftists ever just disagree with people on things instead of assuming everybody they don't like is some sort of invalid?

why dont brits celebrate thanks giving and the 4th of july?

>>71519469
for me

>>71519468
Are you black?

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>>71519352
>«Cлoбoдa или cмpт»

>>71519441
>>71519464
so can it be possibly be snapped back into place

wouldn't do it even if it could just curious, hurts enough as it is

hello darlin
hello good lookin

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How do they justify this?

They must be absolutely mental.

>>71519491
No, he came back at the end to pick me up.

>>71519498
not a doctor i do a gay humanities subject
cant you just go hospital it looked easy in hangover 2

>>71519471
they also all fucked up and backfired
the fact that he still acts like he's campaigning is the real indicator of his stupidity
his campaign is the only thing he's done right

>>71519516
Glad to hear

>>71519508
Don't know, there are too many 1940s Germans around anymore

>>71519498
yes, if you had to you could

>in the archive on my phone
>shitty page comes up that won't go away vibrating my phone and telling me I have a virus

Mmmmhhmm yes

>>71519508
to be fair they were fighting on multiple fronts and outnumbered and outgunned, they did very well considering what they were up against.

wow y*nks talking about trump again

>>71519389
t. degenerate from a broken home

'scuse me
*tries to squeeze through*

>>71519526
might go later with a qt gook girl im meeting up with again

>>71519530
wtf impeachment when

>>71519538
install MOAAB + xposed adblock

>>71519551
youre just jealous
the solar radiation, heat and parasites have turned your brain into mush to the point that you are incapable of rational discussion

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So we all agree that IE and the White race are the exact same thing, right, /brit/?

>>71519538
Use a proper browser with adblock then

>>71519551
The man literally cannot speak at length about a complex subject and navigate the discourse successfully enough to promote his beliefs and make his points. Everytime I talk to a Trump supporter, that's the only thing I bring up. I'm not even going to acknowledge his actions and words to someone when I don't think he's even capable of forming thoughts that require an adult attention-span. One cannot recite the transcript of the words uttered by Donald Trump without sounding just idiotic and moronic and full of empty babbling. Just soundbyte regurgitations and tangential nonsense full of purposeless hyperbole, filler words and stale idioms. You can cross out the filler with a Sharpie and you're just left with buzzwords and black lines. It's been personally earth-shattering to me watching this man who has literally nothing significant or worthwhile to say about anything became elected. Anyone who actually sat down and watched a Trump speech and thought he could handle the job is a classic idiot and apparently 1 in 5 Americans at least belong to this category. It's terrifying to think about and then contemplate the future of society. We have a democracy where a large amount of voters can be fooled to believe a noisy babbler can handle the job because he's a trust fund baby.

>>71519508
>you lost the only war you fought

I like how this choice of words seeks to imply something like "ha they fought ONE war and LOST it hahahha". It was the greatest conflict in human history

>you will never pilot military jets

want to kill myself honestly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe3xfWfkG8

>>71519578
thailad what do you think of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBHAKV3YUfg

>>71519598
Is this pasta

Thailad is Milo

>>71519399
a nurse came into p.e. hall and manually jobbed me a bit a when I was 6 years' old in school to check if my willy worked.

>>71519606
would crowdfund/10

>>71519593
>getting this triggered
aryans are white, pajeet. pakis and dravidians are not

>>71519593
aryan languages, not ethnicity
slavs are the closes to aryans ethnically

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39057146

>Eating loads of fruit and vegetables - 10 portions a day - may give us longer lives, say researchers.

>The study, by Imperial College London, calculated such eating habits could prevent 7.8 million premature deaths each year.

Ah yes let me eat 10 fucking portions of fruit and vegetables every day. I'm less afraid of death than I am of fucking bullshit health advice

But seriously we can't let this guy have the nuclear codes.

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>Be a millionaire set for the rest of your life
>blow yourself up in a dirt hole in the Middle East for nothing
classic Brit banter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXrnVZM-CnA
classic choon

>>71519569
le yellow fever

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Cheeto Benito

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thairad!

I'm 27 and I didn't even really know who David Bowie or George Michael were until they died

>>71519651
thought it was a meme but asian girls are actually v cute and uncomplicated

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNyaMQvIsKM

>>71519649
probably spend it all on chicken and german whips

maybe I... zuck ya dick

>>71519508
i dont get it

>>71519370
marriage should be abolished

doing a watching of an anime

>>71519669
I'm 21 and I didn't know what WuTang clan was until they were in an Orange juice commercial.

>>71519669
All I know is that they were fags who liked to ream little brown boys in the bum

>>71519640
Everyday I eat a banana, 4 tangerines and 2 apples. I will live forever.

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>>71519626
How was Kampucheea, was heatstroke a struggle?

>>71519508
pound for pound, Germany rinsed the Allies in WW2

but it's more to do with their technology/strategy than racial superiority.

should've let Germany win WW1 tbqh

Is 18 too late to turn your life around?

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>>71519667

>>71519721
You're talking to the wrong person

>>71519739
fuck no. do sandhurst or medicine.

>>71519739
it never is

survey time

are you more of a rorke or a rasheed?

how old are you?

>>71519739
It's only ever too late if you've gotten pinned down by the ol' ball and chain, or if you're a decade from the end of your natural lifespan.

Otherwise, fucking turn it around.

>>71519743
NEED a qt3.14 Asian Anglophile gf desu senpai. Do they exist in Thailand?

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

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>>71519683

Ah yes, the old "people who think they're more intelligent than a billionaire businessman who runs the most powerful country on the planet accuse him of having ego issues" gimmick

>>71519766
29, rorke

>>71519774
They do.

god youre dumb. do you have any idea whatsoever of how selective entry into sandhurst is

>>71519766
Rorke. 29.

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>>71519778

>>71519774
they exist literally everywhere in east asia
found out the hard way that the "asian girls love white men" is more than just a meme

Shakira is the most underrated pop star of the last 20 years tbqh

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>>71519802
>>71519811

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>>71519836
>tfw no older latina gf

The highway's alive tonight
Nobody's fooling nobody as to where it goes
I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
With the ghost of old Tom Joad

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>no sassy black american gf to build my confidence and teach me how to dance

smoking freebase

my life is a mess

>>71519871
alri kip

>>71519871
they smell bad

>>71519871
don't they hate white men?

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>>71519799
the Democrats' debate?
>>71519778
there was a 14 y.o. q.t. who came up to my friend during breaktimes doing and saying cheeky things to him which bordered on sexual when he was in fifth year, the one who had a thing for me was ... much less cute.

I love her so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

>>71519778
In grade 11, there was a really cute, intelligent girl who was literally laying her head on my lap. I had a bit of a thing for her too, but my grades were starting to slip, I was sleep deprived, getting bullied at school and at home, and needless to say had horrible depression and anxiety.

She was getting incredibly close to me, but I just wanted to die and for the semester to be over.

Spent a lot of time in the woods alone walking past the wooded grottos of homeless people.

I think the only reason she liked me was because I was pretentious as fuck. I've been too beaten down by life at this point to even pretend to be intelligent anymore. I pretend not to know things I actually know just so people don't ask me why I know that, and if I'm so knowledgable why am I a borderline tramp?

Unironically a paedophile lads

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>tfw no jewish gf who stops me disliking them

>>71519910
Rose is best girl, she quotes nazis and doesn't afraid of anything.

was talking to some girl in a nightclub about politics and she was like you having a houseparty was like sure

(houseparty meaning she fancied a shag)

but left her there coz she wasnt to my taste

>>71519930
dumb trot

>>71519906
>to him
You better be a grill

>>71519938
mate i refuse to acknowledge your posts when your sober

so lad

haha fuck off

cor, bit hot out (kiwi weather)

>>71519903
people who only get their perspectives from the media must think like 90% of blacks hate whites here lol. it really is not the case. race relations are a lot better than how they are portrayed on the news

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>>71519921
>be me
>100% convinced nazi-tier anti-semite
>develop strong crush on jewish girl
>she probably likes me back

>>71519963
well i mainly get that impression from social media

endless whining about whites

>>71519852
https://xhamster.com/movies/3310580/joi_raylene_milf.html

>>71519980
i've never met a jew. they just seem strange

>>71519982
most blacks are basically apathetic towards whites. a non-trivial percentage affirmatively like whites and wish they were white themselves.

>>71519957
yes, Nadeen.
a petite brunette with a smile that could melt my heart.

>>71519980
Inseminate her

>>71519999
I've known one (well) in my life. He screwed me over on a website deal. Not even mad, it's funny when stereotypes are real.

>>71519999
honestly most of them are alri, certainly better than the typical room temperature iq goy normies

>>71520004
he was asking if you were a girl

>>71519957
he was saying that the 14 year old who flirted with his friend was a girl

>>71520026
i can't help but be suspicious of them. they seem very insular and controlling

>>71520025
pretty sure you've told this story

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>meanwhile, in Abertawe

nigel farage? yeah i know him... biblically

>>71520046
yep

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>>71520056

>>71519913
When I say "laying her head on my lap", I mean every subject I had with her for 2 months.

It was under the pretense of being friends, but she was really quite and would close her eyes, even if there was a lesson being taught.

And she was really cute too.

If I had a shred of self confidence I would have asked her out.

Probably in her last year of uni now, while I'm a menial labour grunt.

Haha. Gonna sleep on that tonight.

>>71520056
don't be jealous, son

>>71520069
is it this
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/68012812/#68012921

>>71520091
no, that's unrelated.

>>71520042
irl most of them are pretty desperate not to be perceived as jews and are actively trying to assimilate into goy society; their intermarriage rate is >50% last i checked.

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>he's here

>>71520116
>>71520116
>>71520116

>>71519766
29 rorke