/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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>"you and anon would make a cute couple"
"ewww, no!"
I thought this would be left in high school.

>>71516881
sapa is an aryan warrior

is that one of the namefags?

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the gf

Reminder that Canadians are tree munchers.

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>>71516918
It's me

Aren't I a cutie?

>>71516917
>me
>Kr*ut
nty

>>71516942
bark is good for the teeth

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>>71516914
>with a female friend
>her friend says "What's your boyfriend's name?"
>she tells her my name and doesn't correct her

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>americans who say "shite" and "arse" because it's "not a swear"

>Pahá Sápa
>amerigan
>whaite

>>71516980

>not gay

>>71516980
He is a Moor who insists that Andalusians are white

>>71516957
he's such a madman

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>>71516980
>>71516991
>>71516993

>>71516960
are you actually dating her? if not seems cucky

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really makes you think

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tell me about le Premier ministre, why does he fall down the stairs?

>>71516960

She sounds more like your mom.

>>71517019
I am now. This was a week before I started dating her.

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>Finland
>not a Mongolian colony

>>71517025
He's on the way out, The tories are going to win the next election guaranteed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOrRl5wxR4
who ulver here

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>>71517052
>making fun of the heirs of the great Ancient Finnish Empire

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>>71517052

>news

>got a C on a syllabus quiz

I can already tell how this semester will go

>>71517055
Who are you liking for the leadership race?

I'm liking mad max.

>>71517062
https://youtu.be/uuOUev9EgI8

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>>71517071
this

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1.ur state/province
2. ur two favorite sports

1.California
2. Hockey and rugby

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>Africans aren't whi-

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>>71517121
>tfw I made that map
I regret making the text yellow

>>71517110
Damn straight. If Mad Max wins i'm gonna shoot off so many goddamn fireworks it's gonna be like Fallujah in Westmount.

>>71517140
Well I hear he's going to let us all have our guns agains so maybe it'll be like Fallujah for real.

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>>71517135
well memed my man
ive also created memes, but they're mostly are being posted on pol

pic related the picture i made

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>>71517123

California

BASEDball & Soccer/NBA

>>71517123
Florida
Football and Baseball

Somebody on /cum/ about a year ago said that "most hotels don't have someone who works at night". Wherever you are- what is wrong with you you fucking retard? Why did you say this?

>>71517123
1. California
2. Football and baseball

>>71517158
>Guns are now banned by function and not form
>FN FALs are now unbanned
My heaven, I am coming!

>>71517131
Hy is 'n boer

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>>71517123
South Dakota

Baseball and Hockey

>>71516881
Stop forcing this meme

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>>71517190

you go to any rivercats games?

Raley field is comfy as fuck

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>>71517131
>be born albino in africa
>get cannibalized by witch doctors

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>>71517167
I also made that Pepe picture of him reading the "Reasons to live" book
>>71517131

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>>71517123
1. Quebec
2. Hockey and baseball

>>71517174
>soccer

nu-male detected.

Mormons


hey doods

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What does the maple leaf mean to you?

>>71517211
One of my elementary school teachers worked for the River Cats and gave tickets away in class sometimes
It was fun desu

>>71517250
Dude weed lmao

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What's the most recognizable flag and why is it Old Glory?

>>71517250
Nothing, because I'm an American living in Canada.
God Bless the USA.

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>>71517219
>zidane
>not a skin bleacher

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tfw you will never be amerigan
>you will never own steyr aug
>you will never own fiveseven
>you will never own m1 garand
>you will never own stg-44
>you will never own dragunov

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>>71517250

>>71517249
>Phoenix
Is it really as hot there as the memes tell me?
I want to escape the cold.

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>

>>71517250
Illegal occupation.

>>71517123
1. Nova Scotia
2. Biathlon and Hockey

>>71517253

I got to visit them at a hospital meet and greet back in 05. Got some of the players to sign a t-shirt. Still have it.

You watch the USL team?

>>71517250

the most pathetic country this side of the atlantic.

>>71517275
It's actually the Union Jack

>>71517293
You and every other snowbird on the planet

Just swap places with me I fucking LOVE snow

Oh and your city has cute architecture and french is c u t e

>>71517249
>tfw went for a walk through the college arboretum with the gf today
It was comfy as fuck desu
>>71517306
>s*ccer
No. I also don't really watch baseball anymore. It's one of my favorite sports because I enjoy playing it.

>>71517282
>you will never own dragunov
iktf

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>>71517315
Please answer my question

>>71517250
it reminds me of hotcakes

>>71517321

oh, you mean OUR football

thought you meant divegrass because of the Zidane pic

I want to annex Ukraine.

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I'm tired of cold...

>>71517337
why would you ever move to pheonix? its a fucking shit hole

>>71517354

I want to bf a ukrainian qt

>>71517321
why are you telling me this

>>71517337
uh yeah sure it's fucking hot here what do you want. almost hit 48C last summer. It's about 23C right now and it's almost 7pm in late february. Good enough for ya?

>>71517360
I would not move there but I would consider visiting there to escape cold.

>>71517369
Yes that is lovely. I love heat :)

>>71517389
there are way nicer places to visit than a city filled with CHI in the middle of the desert...

>>71517369
Didn't mean to reply to you, bud
>bending to the will of C*nadians and using Celsius
Stop it

should i model my life after the golden one

>>71517357

Ill exchange my life with you.

no refunds.

>>71517411
>he doesn't know the majority of the planet uses celsius
>American education

>>71517389
alright well have fun. I hate the heat so i'm escaping asap

>>71517411
I try to be an amiable guy you know. But since you told me, I'm about to see my own girl tonight and watch an 80s movie and probably fug

What's your opinion of Slim Jims? I think they're gross.
>>71517344
I posted Zidane because that guy brought up Berbers

>>71517425
why were all famous ancient people richfags? its like dan bilzarian suddenly deciding to live like a pauper and talk about philosophy

>>71517442
We don't have them over here

They look like a tamarindo candy of some sort, so it might be good.

>>71517437
>implying I don't know that
Dumb leaf
>>71517460
He should become the Diogenes of our lifetime

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http://bigstory.ap.org/3bf2fb194cb54670a21b0a5cb85a9f64

>>71517436
I'll pass Juan, I just want it to be summer.

>>71517477
WARNING WARNING
VIRUS SITE
WARNING WARNING
DO NOT CLICK

>>71517471
Slim Jims are a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""meat"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" snack and taste like shit desu

>>71517477
Not my problem, I don't even like maple syrup

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>>71517460
>>71517460

You aren't really this dense right?

>>71517477
virus do not click

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>>71517476
F-Foutre tu.

Define "love"

>>71517521
toi*

>>71517537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZoBgX8rScg

i remember watching this series years ago

I think the video boils it down to something like 3 key points, one being a desire to keep the relationship indefinitely, another being sexual interest and another being romantic interest. i haven't watched it in a while but there u go bud

>>71517537
Spending enough money on a woman until she wants to have sex with you.

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Its """beef""" """jerky""" the most overrated american """snack"""?

I say yes.

Everyone live up for a HEEMing

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>>71517581

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>>71517585
This is beef jerky, you dumb beaner
Slim Jims are not beef jerky

>>71517585
You're fucking retarded and nobody values your opinion. Not because you're retarded though, because you're a beaner.

>>71517581
Why do they fuck refugees then?

>>71517601
>tfw eating beef jerky while taking a quick stop in a field while snowmobiling and racing my brother around and making snow angels

that was amazing. beef jerky, trail mix and capri sun were our lifeblood

>>71517585
I wish Cara didn't have hand tattoos, too trashy

>>71517601
>>71517601

Who the fuck is talking about slim jims? Both slim jims and beef jerky are awful anyway, but is not like anyone says SJ are good.

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>>71517634

>>71517634
all tattoos and piercings are trashy

Just had a wank

>>71517634
She's not even attractive.

>>71517651
Any woman with hips that thin is not a woman I have any interest in seeing.

>>71517649
>beef jerky is awful
Literally kill yourself desu

>bitch you thirsty please drink a sprite

What did he mean by this?

>The Trump administration has lifted federal guidelines that said transgender students should be allowed to use public school bathrooms and locker rooms matching their chosen gender identity.
Can he get any more based?

>>71517618
That's only out of a sense of pity. If they were just regular immigrants who came from a safe country, they would not pay them any mind, I guarantee it.

>>71517651
She's a fucking fridge lol

>>71517123
Florida

Baseball and soccer are the only two I even know the rules for.

>>71517670
cuck

>>71517659
You might be gay

She's not the most beautiful girl in the world but she's certainly attractive. Post an attractive woman

>>71517651
>no hips
No amount of tits or ass can fix a lack of ice hips desu

>>71517510
:)

>>71517673
undercover sprite agent probably

Everyone in this thread is so aggressive, you are nothing but a bunch of CACS, i could heem everyone of you in real life.

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>>71517701

>>71517696
Do people even care what that word means anymore?
Because that... that is the worst use of that word I have seen in a while.

>>71517673
it means you want dick

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>i could heem everyone of you in real life

>>71517721
I WANT A PET COCKROACH

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>>71517724
>says the weeb

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>>71517670
>>71517680
>>71517705
Her face is kind of cute imo

>>71517777
Your quads are kind of cute imo

>>71517749
thanks

>>71517773
I don't even watch anime, ya silly tortilla boy

>>71517749
lol
did you make this?

>>71517585
>he hasn't had bison jerky
lmao

>>71517721
>problem glasses
>blue hair

:^)

>>71517749
7/10 hair not big enough

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>>71517749
fuck off, English teacher

Watching the eggman stream lads

>>71517777
legitimately how did she become a model? like sure she has a cute face and I guess some guys are into the eyebrows but her body is absolutely nothing to write home about. What the fuck did she DO to get where she's at?

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>>71517777
QUADS
U
A
D
S

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>>71517818
what are you suggesting

>>71517777
that isn't a female body

>>71517864
I think she's mainly an actress and through that exposure she does modeling on the side

>>71517916
She's a socialite (high class whore)

>>71517864
i thought people posted her ironically because she has a weird face and eyebrows

when will marijuana we legal in canada

i live in new york state where it is illegal but massachusetts next door legalized last December

>>71517290

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reminder that voting for trump is the least conservative thing you could do

>>71517879
Perfection.

>>71517818
>not being into SJWs

extremely low test

>>71517940
I thought the same about Maisie

But nah, they both have a lot of followers. It kinda grew on me and I now think Cara is ok

>>71517955
Lowered standards

>>71517952

But he made fun of people with blue hair.

>>71517879
>>71517955
You're boys

That isn't a man's woman

Might convert to Catholicism buds

>>71518050
no
dont do that
why would you join those bunch of heretics

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>>71517988
>>71518039
>That isn't a man's woma-

>>71518050
I'll convert my foot into your face.

>>71518060
I was born in an Orthodox country but I'm a Protestant so I'm already kind of a heretic desu

>>71517952
I think voting for Hillary one ups that tbqh

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>>71518039
it's actually the final redpill

>>71518050

*buys way into heaven*

>>71518075
>bangs

Ewww

>>71518080
are you greek? I am Greek.

Alex Jones 13hr stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NB8PEG63II

>>71518083
would rather have someone competent in charge even if she's corrupt

>>71518090
>American flag in the background
Is south-eastern Turkey the 51st state?

Fact: non-Catholics are heretics

>>71518080
why arent you a part of a baptist church yet?
they are the most closest to the truth

i mean whats the point of worshiping objects or martyrs

>>71518119
this

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Ohioans are the most powerful race on the planet.

Fact: wafer munchers are subhuman

>>71518119

t. Pope Pius

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>>71518112
Actually now that I think about it, Adana is more south-central
>>71518128
My parents used to take me to a Baptist church but I was never even baptized

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>>71518119
>Fact: non-Catholics are heretics
wrong

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>>71518112
no not really
american stuff (such as electricity) is just everywhere in every country

>>71518090
Is she Muslim?

>>71518149
>>71518146

t. destroyers of Western civilization

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>tfw before the end of march i'm going to have to fire one of the developers i oversee

All he has to do is show up to work. It's the easiest fucking .NET development position.

Literally who the fuck isn't willing to sit in a chair for 7.5 hours a day and make $75k a year.

And whenever he does come in, he does it around 10:30 or 11:00am.

Fact: Christianity is the same as Islam

>>71518105
No politician is competent, all politicians are corrupt

Trump isn't a politician

>>71518170
>she

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71518190

>>71518171

*tips choir boys*

>>71518190
jesus was a child rapist that bragged about killing jews and gained wives by murdering her family?

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>>71518170
no

>>71518188
>Literally who the fuck isn't willing to sit in a chair for 7.5 hours a day and make $75k a year.

This guy

I challenge all Christians in this thread to watch 10 hours of Varg videos and see how strong you faith is after that

>>71518112
We are like the UKs flag
It's everywhere for design or symbolizing American culture

We need another Russo-Turkish War desu
Let them take Constantinople this time. Tsargrad sounds better than Istanbul.

>>71518170
>she

Fact: There are only two sacraments

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>>71518224
i like varg
hes on point with some things
nothing will shake my faith though

>>71518224
They are cucks following a religion from the Middle East as well.

>>71518218
That actually made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

Please no more, anon. I'm happy with my waifu

protestant is a jewish invention
martin luther pretended to hate jews in order fool people

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>>71518205
yes

We need a good ol' Pogrom

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>>71518251
good taste

I finally did it, I got rid of those stupid red dashes next to my posts

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>>71518266
hmmmmm

>didn't get all the filing done today
;_;

>>71518308
what were those?

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>>71518222

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.

And this is at a non profit mind you.

We get crazy ass health and retirement benefits.

And this dude is unwilling to just wake up before 9am to get into work.


Did I mention he's African.

I'M JUST SAYING.

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What up losers

starting to use cap lads, i won the game versus the sun light

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>>71518320

this

>>71518188
>>71518322
Give me this job desu
Where you at mah nigga

>>71518324
gonna do sum workouts and take a shower
and then play luigis mansion
that is when i get my ass of this chair

>>71517763
yeah

can you produce anime outside of japan?

>>71518345

DC

>>71518342
le dong
why dont people use dollchan

>>71518393
Fuck
I'm not going to DC
If I move out of California it'll be to New England

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>>71518363
excellent choice in games

>>71518363
So you are one of those "Nintendo kids" eh

My buddy at school loves Nintendo games, huge fan, weird guy

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>>71518382

of course

>>71518364
*bows*
*unsheaths katana*
care to do battle anon-kun?

I'm gonna play Vicky 2 and colonize Algeria

Going to pol, be back later cunts

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mmm

awful website

>>71518422
nah not a fanboy
just playing some classics i've missed
going to play though wind waker after luigi

Which board should we raid today?

>>71518451
1488 amirite xDDD

>>71518458
Jesus fuck that's great

>>71518470
pol is perfect for shitposting

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>>71518484

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>>71518458

>>71518460
I find Nintendo games gay

Have fun

king of the hill is not very good

>tfw I was a bully in middle school
>it was unironically because I had no friends

>>71518505
kys

>>71518505
One of the greatest animes ever made

>>71518505
End your existence

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>>71518500
>I find Nintendo games gay

>>71518512

At least you weren't bullied.

Early seasons of The Simpsons is the greatest anime of all time.

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daily reminder that mexicans are white.

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are there actually lurkers here who do not post at all or just really rarely?

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shant be getting a you from me

>>71518505
always found it overrated too desu

AYY

>>71518536
probably just makes them easier to identify

>>71518544

Would Hank vote for Trump?

>>71518537
me

>>71518536
kek what the fuck is wrong with the police department?

>>71518549
find a rope and hang yourself

eating some tendies

>>71518571
why dont you post? just dont feel like it?
or you dont know what to say?

king of the hill is overrated

>>71518567

/tv/ unironically had this discussion a while back. He'd be too far to the right for Hank. Dale would, but Hank would probably vote for Kasich, while Peggy would vote Hillary for >muh women

>>71518588
What sauce?

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>>71518528
>some kid tried bullying me outside of class
>this school didn't really have hallways since the buildings weren't connected
>he walks inside of the class, is about 40 feet away from me
>I throw a small rock
>nail him right in the back of the head
>substitute teacher does nothing and tells both of us to sit down

>>71518602
honey mustard

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>king of the hill is overrated

>>71518592
bit of both desu

Thinking of Chick Fil A peh

>>71518607
good man

yeah you are indeed a jackass

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LITERALLY me

>>71518611
>>71518637
King of the Hill is like coffee
You enjoy it more the older you get

Henrico more like Homorico

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best episode

>>71518643
Been drinking coffee since I was a kid, have always liked it

who cares

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>>71518680

Gonna make an egg and sausage breakfast burrito again tomorrow buds

cowardly

>>71518672
same
we probably had the mental capabilities of adults while we were only children

>https://twitter.com/AntonioArellano/status/834528127036563456
how do people live in california?

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>Gonna make an egg and sausage breakfast burrito again tomorrow buds

>>71518730
Actually it has more to do with taste buds desu
Children are more sensitive to bitter tastes because their bodies need to prevent them from eating poisonous food
If you were born in 5000 BC you'd die from eating a poisonous mushroom like a tard

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is this true?

>>71518742

>living in LA

haha, that was there first mistake

>>71518742
The majority of Californias population does not qualify as "people"

The humans are fleeing in droves.

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Business idea

>>71518752
Does that mean I've been wanting to kill myself since I was a child?

>>71518780

I like your proposal, but what would your overhead costs be?

>>71518742
I wonder where it was

>>71518784
Just means your taste buds matured faster
I only started liking the taste of black coffee when I was maybe 12

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>>71518780
i'll give you $5 for 80% of your business

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>yfw Kojima stole the idea of The Patriots from Mike judge

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The only way coffee doesn't taste awful is with a dick shoved in your ass.

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>>71518780

>>71518742
I'm disgusted by the Spanish swearing

>>71518837

>north bay and wine country
>bad
>bay area

you're dumb

>>71518780
I'm already a biological weapon you should see how much cum I'm able to dump in your mom's ass lol

>>71518779
You can see this from the video
Those kids just stand there when he pulls out a gun

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>>71518860

>tfw I've never met my brother but he lives near me
Wonder if I should meet him and my sister-in-law at some point desu

>>71518883
hello bastard

>>71518892
I'm not a bastard. He's the son of my father's ex wife. My dad remarried to my mother three years before I was born.

>says the caraposter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-o4I1Dxgs

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>>71518883
>tfw he has blue eyes
>tfw I have brown eyes
Not fair desu

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>>71518860
DAMN

>>71518931
t. mulatto

>>71518883
Are you me

>>71518949
I am 100% not white (Slavic)

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>71518983
>>71518983
>>71518983

Why do we keep letting the Fins in here?

>>71518251
Is this by the Tawawa author

>>71519808
bubuzuke