Today is Blini holiday in Russia - Maslenitsa PRAISE BLINI

Thank Kek for pankek

>russians eat cats
Fucking savages.

>>71498333
It's tasty
reminds me of pigeon

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>>71498296
1 blin from showel deposited on your account

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>>71498251
bravo russia!

I'm eating pancakes with strawberry jam right now.

>>71498500
what's that? something like this perhaps?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4YElnjoN54

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>>71500460
>blin, ham, cheese, and mayonez

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>>71500767

>>71500460
good

>>71500464
>Albania
yea it's something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y08V-HEkqFQ

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>>71500767
fat fuck

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>>71500811
>>71500891
Expand your horizons and stop eating like a backwater debil that fights over food with starving cats.

>>71501424
I much prefer expanding the limits of my groin area.

Cyкa Блин!

>>71502003
Чё тaкoe?

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>>71501424
I eat blini with caviar you can't even dreaming about it fatty

>>71502337
Бeлкoвaя нeбocь из вoдopocлeй.

>>71502337
"имитиpoвaннaя"

>>71502364
>>71502410
бля мнe eё c ceвepa пpивeзли кaкaя имитиpoвaннaя 100 natural

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>>71502337
>нe зaвopaчивaть икpy в блин

>>71502337
>those orange fish eggs .
When i bought them the first time i expected them to be sweet and nice but they taste like greasy, salty little balls of pigshit

>>71502809
WTF are you foreigner why you don't know how is caviar taste

>>71503441
i never ate caviar before coming to Russia so when i saw bootleg caviar for 200 rubles in the supermarket i bought it to see how it was to eat like a high class gentleman.
Had to throw it to the garbage after the first bite.

>>71498251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gdOs_AN08

>>71503719
So where are you from you don't eat caviar
Where are you from?

>>71503885
the mystery we will never know

>>71498251
>Blini holiday in Russia - Maslenitsa
Pff.....a pancake holiday... you don't know our culture enough. The Spring festival Maslenitca coming.

>>71498251
Isn't it defender of the fatherland holidays?

>>71509570
what are you talking about

wtf this is truly autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqHwDBo21GQ

>>71509739
Дeнь зaщитникa oтeчecтвa.

>>71509739
Don't ask me.
I wrote about it with a Russian girl. But she got upset for some reason.

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>>71509739
>>71510074

>>71510074
she is just stupid bitch)))))


>>71510067
a бля дa

>>71510074
ah yes it is

>>71510113
Oh boy, she's restarted. 23 of February is the day of all the defenders, soldiers, policemen. Not only boys, but girls too.

>>71510215
In all of Russia?

>>71510215
but girls only if they served in the army or police.

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>>71510313
no only in Siberian Federal District

>>71498251
happy blini holiday

>>71510313
Aha. It's a federal holiday, everybody gets a day off. Also, since it's thursday the holiday is prolonged from Thursday to friday so it makes up 4 days of no work in total. (2 days of holidays + Saturday and Sunday)

>>71498251
>tfw no мopecкoй бoгaтыpь блини from teremok

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>>71510113
>this day we congratulate all boys
>all

>>71510564
>мopecкoй бoгaтыpь
aхaхa

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>>71510685
нo выглядит oфигeннo

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>>71510745
>mayonnaise with fish
>mayonnaise with pancakes
>mayonnaise with cheese
>mayonnaise with dicks
>mayonnaise with Allah the Almighty
>mayonnaise with mayonnaise

>>71510685
What's so funny? It's pretty tasty for fast food, not as good as homemade of course but still I would kill to have that restaurant here

>>71510745
This guy understands

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>>71510810
It's not mayonnaise you dingus it's cream cheese, nordicks eat something like this too

>>71510875
I am a Nordic by the way

>>71510875
Well it's not very a russian dish then, is it? Cream cheese is not among the traditional russian cuisine ingredients.

>>71510978
Who said it's strictly russian? I just said it's tasty, I know cream cheese isn't a thing there.

>>71511041
how do you know? Amerikansky spy?

>>71510490
thanks)

>>71511136
I was in moscow last month

>>71498251
>no shovel pancakes.

>>71511440
what did you do there? What are purposes of your visit?

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>>71511440
YOU DONE FUCKED UP BOY
THE "ORGANS" ARE ON THE TRAIL

>>71511596
Well I always liked Russia and the Russian language since I was a kid, so it was kind of a dream of mine. Also wanted to meet my qt gf.

I really loved it honestly, I live in a really sunny and warm place devoid of culture and history so it was not perfect for me.

>>71513913
It was perfect for me* stupid phone

>>71513913
why you didn't post under russian flag?

>>71498251
Is that like our pancake day?

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>>71514610
it's when we burn Maslenitsa

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We have great blini story.

>man comes home from synagogue
>sees rich goys eating blinis out at a restaurant
>tells wife to make him blini
>"We do not have any jam honey."
>"Ah who cares, just forget the jam? Make me a blini."
>"But we have no butter or other garnish?"
>"Bitch don't care, make me blini."
>"But honey, we have no good flour, just buck wheat."
>"Bitch make me a blini now."
>she makes plain blini out of buckwheat with no toppings
>man eats it
>"I don't know why people enjoy these blinis so much. They suck."

>>71514707
That is a horrible story, anon.

>>71514684
What the fuck is that? Some pagan leftover?

>>71514751
It's not supposed to be very good, just like his blini. The point of the story is life is terrible and the Bolsheviks will rise. Cyka blyat kill the royal family.

>>71514784
Is this some aspect of the mysterious slav soul because I have no idea what you're saying man.

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>>71498251
I've heard some Kuban Greeks celebrate it for three weeks Instead of just one because they need to visit all their relatives. And they eat lots of meat before fasting.

>>71514834
It's like Latvia and potato jokes:

>Two Latvian look at clouds.
>One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
>Is same cloud.

>What Potato say to other potato?
>Joke silly, nobody have 2 potato.

>Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
>Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.

>>71514751
Yes. It's farewwell to winter. A week of fun + pancakes. Then we burn the winter and dance.

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>>71514751
that's some old shit

>>71514707
Buckwheat blini are said to be the ancient Maslenitsa dish. Because they're "red" and look like Sun.

>>71515093
They also taste like dirt.

>>71514707
>>71514751
>That is a horrible story, anon
this is like life in Russia kek

>>71515180
Exactly, leaf man does not understand.

>>71515203
Yeah, tell me again how things are in Inglewood.

so what do pancakes and the coming of spring have to do with maslo (butter)?

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>>71515115
Never tried them but I'm looking forward to it. heard that buckwheat tastes like gasoline if you don't eat it since your childhood.

>>71515238
In America, leftovers are a thing. I basically conclude that this is fucking magic.

>>71515266
blin it's like sun
butter... blini just more tasty with it))))))

>>71515266
They symbolize Sun. Butter goes well with them.

r8 Slovenian and Croatian blini...the Russians distorted the name (it's supposed to be mlin - water wheel, not blin, which means nafink) and we distorted the shape (the name is an analogy for the round shape of both the pancake and the water wheel).

>>71515275
Such is life in the wasteland.

>go to russia
>no potato
>die

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>>71515438
traditionally prepared in late autumn for wine harvest

>>71515477
They all look like "the first blin". They're not sweet, right?