/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Australia isn't even a civilisation in real life

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a good bon mot by ben

>>71496425
delete this mate

>>71496543
fuck off, alberta might as well be the 51st state

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>got bummed by the lads in work after they found out i was a virgin

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>>71496542
ah yes

>>71496543
ahh yes, that thing canada didn't do

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>>71496563

>seen my GF once this month
>not had sex in over a month
>over 1/5th of the relationship has been sexless
>in 5 months seen her in person maybe under 20 times
>don't even live far away, one bus ride for each of us
>usually have 2x1 hour phone calls a day
>she just cancelled one of the two times a day I can speak to her to hang out with a mate from college
>always complains about how she doesn't have times to come see me or for me to come see her
>put on a stone whilst I've been working out daily all this year because she said I'd look better if I worked out a bit
>meanwhile shes complaining about gaining a stone and she's tried literally nothing substantial to lose weight
>pretty sure she's just with me so she's not alone
anyway do I have reason to be pissed off? what should I do lads?

>look up official rape and sex offences in Sweden from 2015
>these statistics cover several variables including:
Gender and age
Victimisation of different groups in respect of sex offences
Crime scene
Circumstances surrounding sex offences
Relationship to the perpetrator ( In 69 per cent of the cases, the perpetrator was completely unknown to the victim)
Reported sex offences

>ctrl f "race" and "ethnicity"
>0 results

I really dun thunk

two posts I didnt read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yA98MujNeM

>>71496589
>entire economy is based on resource extraction
>everyone drives trucks
>cowboy hat on your biggest city's flag

the prairies were a mistake

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bf just sent me this

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me on the right, (you) on the left

>>71496625
wow when are you lads getting colour television

I've got a younger brother and I get jealous watching how his energy is limitless and how he is so care free and light as a feather.

>>71496596
>>71496603
not a single word from either

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>>71496549
actually a decent pun desu

>>71496549
glade he labelled the muslim as "islam" because without that i wouldnt know what it was supposed to represent

wasn't Austria just like Prussia and Bavaria and shit until the rest joined without them

>>71496648
ok yes but did i ask

this is /brit/ not a thread for you to start shitflinging contests over canadian regions

>>71496668
nonce

>>71496596
what a pathetic relationship

why dont you just become friends with benefits? this doesnt even sound like a romantic relationship

>>71496668
you sound like you're on about your grandson fuck off

>>71496653
>dying from being too tall

leafiest thing ever

>>71496699
a prairiefag pretending he isn't a yank is funny

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invest in kazakhstan

Lads left work early to attend some seminar but feel a bit iffy

>Attend seminar and make notes, neck some wine and canapes and avoid all 'networking'
>Make notes from online paper released prior to seminar and claim I went
>Make notes from online paper and say I felt a bit ill so didn't attend

What do?

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SCREAMING

>>71496704
>why dont you just become friends with benefits?
I want a functioning relationship

eat pussy not animals

>>71496549
This cartoon would be improved hugely if you removed the speech bubble and removed the Islam label, still makes perfect sense without

There was a yank woman in my work today but she was exceedingly quiet and VERY cute. Didn't expect that of a yank.

Bisexuals are some of the fakest and selfish human beings.

>>71496759
Bloody cismen always got to have a dick in charge

>>71496770
how long have you been dating? your """"""relationship""""""" is a joke you sound about 16. why dont you sit her down and fucking talk to her christ

>>71496759
use your indoor voice

>>71496810
scared to admit they're a bender maybe but why selfish

>>71496549
Surely the caption should be "le pen is mighter than le sword"?

>>71496810
>literally every woman is bisexual
Doing a big thing over this

>>71496651
>stinky rocket fuel
crease

>>71496810
I'm a bisexual 2bh
It's the /radicalcentrist/ of sexual orientations

>>71496837
le no

>>71496810
>fake
>selfish

what?
penis goes in holes???

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>"Why yes, I do use the regional flag extension for 4chan, why do you ask?"

>>71496759
5'11 5'10 6'1

>>71496653
*pushes you over*

is Civ or Age of Empires better

>>71496875
sadiq is actually 5'6"

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>>71496871
>tfw to smart to have any convictions

>>71496843
majority of women are objectively attractive

whereas you actually have to be handsome as a bloke

Hehe, t b h, think im salty that one bisexual lad didn't like me once. Three years of trying haha.

reminder that the UAE has thrown open it's doors to all 7.5 BILLION inhabitants of earth (and several rare wild animals) and Europe has accepted NO ONE

>>71496827
>how long have you been dating?
5 months
>>71496827
>you sound about 16
close, 20
>why dont you sit her down and fucking talk to her
she refuses to talk about shit like this in person, if I try she'll just leave and go home and over the phone she just goes quiet so it's like talking to a brick wall, oh also just to add to my earlier points the mate she's hanging out with she's snogged infront of me when we was in a relationship but it's ok because
a) she was drunk
b) she's not bi anymore so it was just a joke
honestly the more I talk about my relationship the more pissed off I get

>biphobia
Ummm it's 2017 guys???

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>But radical centrism is stupid being bi isn't

>>71496900
Wrong on the first count but I'll give you credit for the second

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sharts poooooo

The BBC is more biased than /pol/

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Copped

Poosident of the Poonited Sharts, Toilet Bog Fart, and his Toiletice Poosident, My Dick Poops.

>majority of women are objectively attractive
Ah yes, forgot what 10 layers of makeup, waxing eyebrows, armpits, legs, sometimes breasts, buttholes, tans, creams, and who knows what else and angles can do.

>>71496955
it actually is to be fair
/pol/ is quite open to other opinions

>tfw bi mate tried to get me to tag team his gf with him

she was hot, but a slut. dont regret passing on the opportunity. did cop a feel though

>people think being in the centre of the political compass is having no opinions
not sure how you came to this conclusion

>lift weights
>Reduce body fat % to the point where you have no gut and are vascular
>Get a decent haircut
>Fix posture
>Invest in a quality fitting and vaguely fashionable wardrobe
>Actively try to engage with women romantically

If you haven't done all of the above, do NOT complain about no gf.

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>tfw agnostic, bisexual, and a radical centrist

Think the oneovirus may have blocked me on WhatsApp

>>71496936
>close, 20
Mate 20 is a world away from 16

>>71496997
Can tell you from experience just mentioning you're bi to most women you might as well say "I enjoy shoving cocks up my arse 24/7 and women repulse me"
bloke was lucky

the closer to the centre of the political spectrum you are, the more bluepilled you are

if you are in the centre, it literally means, i think our leaders are doing a terrific job and not much should change. and if you think that then you're a cuck

>>71496880
civ probably

have never shagged a shaved pussy

i identify as a libertarian social democratic radical centrist

>>71496992
still makes them attractive

not like men don't shave and style their hair either. hell of a lot more desperate single blokes than women

>>71496549
is that hillary clinton

>>71497021
im short tho :<

>women are secretly more homophobic than men
It's almost like they're vapid whores.

>>71497021
>lift weights
Doing that
>Reduce body fat %
Never had any to begin with
>Decent haircut
too pathetically self-conscious to ask for anything but my usual, which is SHITE
>fix posture
Already done that
>Fashion
I'm not a bender.
>Actively trying to engage with women romantically
I REFUSE.

>>71497039
What? My friend doesn't look like turtlemong, he's quite manly, and he's not a bottom either. This girl's a nympho, she doesnt care that he's bi. In fact he told her that he's gay for me, which she relayed to me.

lads what temperature do you use to reheat stuff in the oven?

stupid flat doesn't have a microwave

>>71497044
>if you are in the centre, it literally means, i think our leaders are doing a terrific job and not much should change
that's not what being in the centre means
you fucking imbecile leaf
kill yourself

>>71497055
good lad, no one likes a nonce

>>71497115
whatever temperature you want it to be

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Problem?

>>71497115
150-180 would be good.

>>71496955
t. everyone

MPs get grilled hard all the same on daily politics

>>71497044
>if you are in the centre, it literally means, i think our leaders are doing a terrific job and not much should change. and if you think that then you're a cuck
Holy shit leaf you fucking retard, just shoot yourself in the head.

>>71497115
full blasht

do NOT buy the chicken strips from burgerking
they are SHIT

>>71497081
>comparing 3 minutes of shaving your face to the 2 hour ritual of hundreds of pounds worth of products and thousands of hours of learning and research that women up into their make up routine
Not to mention the time it takes for all the personal grooming

>>71497117
>>71497152
yes the centre represents mainstream political discourse, almost all modern parties cluster towards the centre of the chart

please find me political parties with significant parliamentary presence that arent closer to the centre than the sides of the chart

>>71497115
50C

*Is an informed consumer*

>>71496931
UAE demographics are absolutely mad

40% of everyone there is first generation indian

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time to gas this baby up again

>>71497133
thanks la

>>71496697
They had their own empire going on

reckon we should kick out all the pakis and niggers and have a nice liberal society for white britons

t. radical centrist

50C dont do shit on an oven, thats the temperature you let yeast work.

wtf just found out that hitler was australian??


explain australia??

bit racist???

>>71497217
those buildings won't build themselves

same as singapore, financial capital of the world with hidden slums full of migrant workers

>>71497260
Phoning up Scotland Yard AS WE SPEAK lad, you're fucking done for

>>71497287
austria and australia are two completely different words with completely different origins

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Business idea: we all move to France when Macron wins and turns it into a radical centrist paradise.

287
The absolute STATE of leaf posts

>>71497287
wtf?! I HATE australia now!

>>71497309
both just mean a direction tbf, not so different

>Family of 9 Iraqi asylum seekers gang rape a German teacher for hours in Austria
Ah yes. Invite those brave doctors in!

Have a sudden craving for macarons

>>71497287
you're getting austria and australia mixed up

austria is a part of germany and australia is fictional

>>71497344
>cherrypicking
Ah yes

>>71497318
so more of the same then

>Singapore
>Financial capital of the world

Hhhmmmm

Nearly shit myself in the Co-op today because I got stoned and ate way too much food last night.

Was fine when I went in but once I got to the till I had the worst pain in stomach and needed to shit so fucking bad. The stupid till lady was taking forever too.

Luckily I was only 10 minutes from home.

Is Civ: Beyond Earth worth 6 dollarydoos

>>71497370
>implying I even need to "cherrypick" when it's all right there in front of me every single day on every single news site

>>71497309
um no?

what is this austria you speak of?

>>71497397
i meant 8 fuck sake

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>>71497021
>did this
>skinny fat manlet loser mate who can only talk about video games
gets a gf and I don't

>>71497394
dont care

Tipping point fucks me off 2bh
DONT MAKE THEM SAY THE DROP ZONE OVER AND OVER FFS
REEEEEEE

>>71497344
>daily mail

Shan't be investigating this story any further

>>71497386
With Brexit it's only a matter of time.

>>71497397
not really mate

>>71497327
>>71497412
that's not funny

I KNOW A GIRL WHO
THINKS OF GHOSTS

SHE'LL MAKE YA BREAKFAST
SHE'LL MAKE YA TOAST

>radical centrists have been in power in the west for the past 40 years
>the west has experienced constant relative decline during this period

makes me think, a lot

>>71497447
I didn't get that from Daily Mail though.

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Fucking hell, love being off work and just sitting around all day doing nothing productive. Why can't I be a NEET?

how do you stop being an emotional tampon to a girl lads

>>71497487
>radical centrists have been in power in the west for the past 40 years
no???

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thoughts?

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>the west has been on a decline during the last 40 years
The STATE of Canadian education

SHE DONT USE BUTTER
SHE DONT USE CHEESE

SHE DONT USE JELLY
OR ANY OF THESE

>>71497397
more of the same. ie. shit AI

>>71497530
Flip flopping between centre right and centre left parties creates a radical centrist consensus

>>71497344
love it when families get together and bond over communal activities

australia isn't the west

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Just had an old chat with m'self again - only just figured out that I'M the most radical of centrists

>>71497344
this happened over a year ago

why does the rorkist fake media keep reposting the same stories if not simply to stoke fake outrage?

reality has a centrist bias

>>71497397
Played one civ game you played em all 2bh

>>71497562
not it doesn't

that's not what radical centrism is

>>71497536
>misquoting me

the west has been in relative decline in comparison to china and africa, this is a fact
>>71497530
neoliberals are radical centrists, they play STOP and GO with social progress in order to manipulate the economic agenda to their liking

>>71497522
Bully her

*wears muddy trainers inside ye olde /brite/ thread*

boo

/brit/ is so gassed right now

>china
One country rising doesn't mean the others are falling you fucking dunce
>africa
So they went from straw huts to mud bricks, outstanding

Fuck off

> when asked for his thoughts on the migration of New Zealanders to Australia, the Prime Minister of New Zealand stated that the "annual exodus of Kiwis to Australia raised the average IQ of both countries"

can someone explain this, why would NZers leaving NZ raise the IQ of NZ?

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Lizzy is a whore.

>>71497577
Because their trial was this week, you stupid fucking worm.

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i have no friends and you weirdos are the only people i converse with

>Trump: Look at what's going on in Sweden
>Mainstream Media: AHHHHH TRUMP SAID THERE WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK IN SWEDEN LOL WHAT A DRUMF HURRR

>Day after mass migrant riots
>everyone is on the internet looking at what's going on in Sweden and crime statistics

Trump is playing them so hard

>>71497533
Can see your bellend lad x

>>71497629
has a nicer ass then my gf

>>71497593
>the west has been in relative decline in comparison to china and africa, this is a fact

that's just because you're measuring in a zero-sum way

if africa and china are to stop being poor shitholes the west automatically needs to decline in comparison only

doesn't mean the west actually declines, just means that other parts of the world become less shitty

all thanks to neoliberal radical centrist policy by the way

tony blair is literally a radical centrist

>>71497654
HOWLING

also post marion marechal le pen

think puccini is actually my favourite composer lads

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>>71497674

>>71497640
Only dumb kiwis want to leave for Aus, but even dumb Kiwis are more intelligent than the average Aussie

>>71497640
Is the question bait?

>leafs trying to be clever
just stop

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Ah yes China
A great place to live
Very impressive

>tfw no scottish fucked-up-unintelligible-accent gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>71497640
because it's the stupid ones leaving
but even the stupid ones are smarter than aussies
good craic tbf

>>71497672
>if africa and china are to stop being poor shitholes the west automatically needs to decline in comparison only
>doesn't mean the west actually declines, just means that other parts of the world become less shitty
>all thanks to neoliberal radical centrist policy by the way


Thanks for admitting that the radical centrist neoliberal plan is to turn the entire world into one lower middle class market that lives to buy consumer goods.

kike fuck

>>71497629
Not a bender but I wouldn't mind kissing every bit of that

>>71497691
nothing can beat debussy

>>71497710
no because I don't know about NZ/Aus you complete fucking idiot

>>71497698
she's so purrrrty ;(((

wouldnt mind the entire world race mixing if there werent any niggers desu
would come out looking like central asians probably and they have cute girls

>>71497664
>Sweden's official twitter account has "debunked" Trump's statements
>By outright lying that their violent crimes has decreased

>>71497743
Ah yes, I'm the idiot, yet you can't understand a simple joke.

meemy at to boot the teary backin alkar

ding de ding de ding ding ding

>>71497752
she'd never go for a protestant untermensch so keep dreaming lad

anyone want anything from the shop lads

>>71497582
Not really

IV plays differently with unit stacking and tight resource management, VI requires city planning for districts. V just feels like mashing next turn for an hour while the game plays itself.

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>>71497752
And she'll never step on your rock hard dick whispering dirty words with her thick French accent before riding you until your dick is liquid.

>>71497734
>Thanks for admitting that the radical centrist neoliberal plan is to turn the entire world into one lower middle class market that lives to buy consumer goods.

wrong

step outside your bubble and cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

>>71497764
Getting sick of the >le evil dolan plumph bullshit constantly.

>>71497770
*Licks it all up*
Haha don't do that lad I'm not a poof

>>71497761
>would come out looking uglier than whites
I will never understand why anyone is in favour of racemixing of any kind.

>>71497807
>>71497819
;_;

>>71497808
yeah ill have a Russian gf, cheers x

>>71497808
7-11 extra big gulp coke zero with ice pls. x

>>71497814
Is vi any good?
DESU v was solid after the dlc had come out

>>71497814
so you're saying someone should just play 4 until 6 is cheaper?

Lads feel hungover, need to eat some rubbish....BK or Maccy D's?

That girl is a real dick-beater,
I wanna hold her an I really wanna squeeze her.
That girl yeah, I got her on her knees bust a nut in her eyes now she lookin Japanese-y

>>71497869
I like it despite the mixed reception. Good multiplayer system too

>>71497897
maccers

5 selects meal, sour cream and chive dip and a double cheeseburger

NOBODY KNOWS IT
BUT YOU'VE GOT A SECRET SMILE

AND YOU USE IT
ONLY FOR ME

Instant ramen with chili and an egg for brekkie

>>71497942
Oh god, was that song about her vagina?

>>71497839
rorke

>>71497926
Yea it's the first civ game where I actually bothered with MP

Overall I found it to be really polished and solid even if lacking in certain details

>>71497889
I suppose. £50 is a bit much, AI needs some work too.

>>71497960
blatantly

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39053409
Labour's Tom Watson appeared to "dab" during Prime Minister's Questions in the House of Commons.

In this brief excerpt, the deputy leader seems to perform the dance move - which has spread around the world from the US hip-hop scene - as Jeremy Corbyn sat down after asking a question.

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>>71497960

>>71497956
Vicky2 is boring after you've played a couple times since every nation more or less functions the same

At least in Hearts of Iron there are some big differences.
Just play Darkest Hour with NWO instead.

>>71498052
god i hate that cunt

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The 여자친구

Lads if you were a local council how would you encourage fat twats to exercise?

>>71498143
i'm not a local council luckily

until a couple of minutes ago I thought LeBron had suffered a knee injury and was out for 3 months
now i'm realising i must've dreamed it but I don't even pay a lot of attention to basketball hmm

>nigger brit awards 2017

No thanks.

>>71498143
have a team of people text them "fat cunt" three times a day

ass

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>god i hate that cunt

>>71498174
FOY
>>71498175
'orke

>>71497820
Fuck you jew, I wasn't an anti-semite until I spent 20 years of my life surrounded by self-interested muh 6 zillion screaming zionists with their crocodile tears

FUCK JEWS

is he here?

am i here?

>>71498143
Give local youths a bit of pocket money to point and laugh at fatties while calling them fat cunt whenever you see them out and about

I post, therefore I am

>>71498224
please stay in your /pol/ safespace you fucking child

>>71498174
>watch finals a couple of years ago
>lebron destroys everyone

must be magic. how can someone be that much better than other 7' professional athletes

>>71498174
mandella effect

MARRY AND REPRODUCE

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>please stay in your /pol/ safespace you fucking child

>>71496596
sounds like typical normie relationship. it's stain on her to be single that's all

>>71496603
try swedish

heterosexuality is a jewish invention

going to go make the ol' 'inner
is it safe to eat meat that's 1 day out of date?

>>71498290
I don't even browse /pol/. Zionists are obnoxious people, as obnoxious as /pol/fags that do the roman salutes in public. They openly acknowledge having their main allegiance be to israel rather than the nations that house them (Canada, USA, UK, France, Australia etc.)

They're an absolute cancer on this earth, even orthodox jews hate zionists.

>>71498366
Yeah if if looks alri

the freud family is pretty extraordinary tbf

judaism is a jewish invention therefore jews are only fooling themselves

Everyone in this thread is fucking stupid.

Everyone but me.

>>71498306
imagine how dominant messi would be if he was taller while maintaining the same level of balance and agility

>>71498407
well idk what turkey breast steaks should look like but i'll cook it thoroughly anyway

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39054429
>Tony Blair has defended a £1m payout to Jamal al-Harith, who was formerly detained at Guantanamo Bay and undertook a suicide bombing in Mosul this week

lads there are a lot of weird cunts in america

>>71498224
i don't really care about your life story and don't really know why you obsess about zionists when it's not remotely relevant to the discussion

fuck off leaf

>>71498487
Ah yes the wrongfully accused

>>71498487
why can't blair just fuck off

>>71498487
>Al-Harith, who was 50 and from Manchester, was originally known as Ronald Fiddler.
manny mentioned

Does anyone know a nice pub/bar near London Holborn for a date? Like, the have sofas where you can sit next to each other and it's not too crowded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFOErVWlsxg

shit tune

>>71498553
>London
>not too crowded

Not unless you're willing to pay a 50 quid cover

>>71498445
Messi doesn't even need height, guy is quick as fuck

Skills aside he's always in exactly the right position too

>>71498553
>the have sofas where you can sit next to each other
rapist

Ate so much food that I'm throwing up in my mouth and I keep choking on the boke.

>>71498553
go up lambs conduit street

holborn gets very crowded

>>71498591
no he doesn't need it but i was trying to think of a proper equal to lebron

We had a bloke in GITMO once, some white beta from Adelaide lmao
Didn't get shit tho

Ate so much cock that he's cumming in my mouth and I keep choking on the bloke.

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>>71498671
this lad?

>>71498671
>>71498714
wasn't it that david hicks guy or something like that

>>71498649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%B3crates

this lanky cunt was world class

>>71498647
>go up lambs conduit street
how does a kraut know holborn this well
>>71498553
try the old mitre off high holborn

tends to get busy on thursdays but is bearable most times

tho not been in a few years

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Gotta get up at 2am to get to London in time for the US embassy to open.


is it as bad as they say, London

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>>71498749
yeh
proper dumb cunt too, straight out of 4 lions

looking pretty choong today ngl

>>71498831
full of thieving pakis, watch yourself mate

>>71498792
lived in london for three (3) years

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>no not you, anon, i meant the other one

>>71498916
impressed desu

off pub now, toodle pip

AND I'VE GOT ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

SENSES WORKING OOOOVERTIME

>>71498831
No, it's actually a really nice place if you're just visiting

>>71498837
what's morris up to these days

my favourite writer/comedian by far and four lions came out like 8 years ago

>>71498831
US embassy has snipers on all the adjacent buildings to protect their citizens

If you carry a US flag, nobody will risk mugging you

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Looking forward to this big storm lads

>>71498929
im not sure what exactly you're referring to, but i have a common name and would never respond to it during lunch at school cause i was so afraid of being mocked for thinking they meant me if they didn't

>>71496543
reminder English did that

>>71499015
can you do it again

Wtf lads Australia is like 90% white but new Zealand is 75%

When did this happen

tell my mom that
im sorry
I
just popped another oxy

Someone just left a backpack about 20 metres from me. Sitting in the middle of London by the palace.
Should i run

>>71499047
maoris

reminder that canadians liberated the netherlands in the second world war almost single handedly

don't know why as there's nothing there but small foamy beers and 35 year old bald men

>>71499059
book it out of there m8

Reckon hwhite kiwis are the closest to Brits outside of the British isles

>>71499047
the maoris fought back because they weren't total retards

>>71499059
If you run it will trigger the detonator

This is the final exam for the MI6 assessment they didn't tell you about. If you defuse it, they make you a secret agent

Go take a look lad

>>71498792
>>71498647
thanks guys, will check it out

>>71499047
why do rorke and rasheed anglo countries come in 2s

au - nz
us - ca
en - sc

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>"w-wait, the paki i lobbied to be released from guantanamo blew himself up?,.. um... uh.. *squirms* j-just say i dindu nuffin"

>>71499105
gimme adress il mail it to ya

>>71499047
Aside from the maoris there's also the problem of kiwis moving here when they realise New Zelund is shit and the chinks move in. We've got a sort of mini-schengen agreement going, trans-tasman something

>>71499118
they're not sheeds in nz

NEED to win the lottery.

>>71499146
10 Downing Street, London SW1A 2AA

dropped my phone right on my toe, fucking hurt

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I actually fucking hate germans now. Like When I first went to /pol/ I had hope in them but coming to int they just fucking hate their national identity its sad

>>71499157
>not wiping out the maoris
>letting them dance around like they own your culture

'sheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6aAhaVfraA

wavey choon

>>71499154
the fuckers even queue with us in australian customs

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>>71499065
>>71499104
Can't just be Maoris, 95% during ww1

Also New Zealand must be one of the only countries whites are increasing instead of decreasing

>>71499182
i see them as more ambivalent towards it
they don't see it as anything special which is a patrician view 2bh

>>71499207
outside the major aus/nz cities their culture is utterly retarded

more so than yank rednecks

>>71499182
If I was German I'd hate being German 2bh

>>71499280
irrelevant

Feel a bit bad for the good Muslims blocked from entering America for being Muslim. But the terrorists should be blamed for spoiling it for the good Muslims, not the countries trying to protect themselves.

Brits will never understand peanut butter and peanut butter culture.

Feels good man

I find myself to either love or hate americans strange lads they are

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I just made a cheeky repot on a faggot who posted a dick from hours ago. I won't be saying where nor when. He'll never suspect why, tee-hee.
>>71496505
go thither >>71489782
Vegemite is NOT british.

>>71499341
the terrorists who didn't come from any of the countries the ban was aimed at?

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>>71499342
Wrong. I eat it everyday.

>>71499342
Peanut butter is the only thing I buy that has a made in the USA sticker on it

>>71499378
>€9 jar of nut butter

PONCE

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punt her in the fanny mate

>>71499341
the only people who were blocked were from countries who don't share intelligence with america

>peanut butter

Sorry. I don't partake in ethnic food

>>71499341
>good Muslims
No such thing.

>>71499118
>usa
>rorke

well yeah being rorkes and importing blacks sure worked out for them

>>71499307
what's the solution then, create an underclass like they did in the US with blacks, pretty sure that's a worse alternative

>>71499378
I just can't get enuff o' dhem nuts, desu.
>>71499402
the 1k.g. tubs have much better value for money.

>>71499367
is ireland british

>>71499457
>>71499457

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>>71499341
>good Muslims

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>>71499342
>be from south carolina
>making sweet tea and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the breakroom at work
>mfw sitting down to eat my meme meal infront of them all

>>71499452
yes

>>71499452
6 counties of it are in the Union, but I wasn't the one who created the thread with an australian theme.

>>71499481
you must go back

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>6 counties of it are in the Union, but I wasn't the one who created the thread with an australian theme.

>>71498209
western civilisation died as the agricultural revolution began 10000 BC