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Jeff lynne edition

https://youtu.be/12AcglZ2xGw
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poo
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HEY YOU WITH THE PRETTY FACE
WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc [Embed]

Communism irrefutably blown the fuck out edition
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>>71493808
6 million UN estimated, about 5 million officially registered, the vast majority of whom are in Muslim countries
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Sade, Townes van Zandt, The Smiths etc.
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the gf
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good edition
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i watched a long tutorial and i think i would like civ 6 even though egypt being led by a greek and america and australia being led by whites seems dumb
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janny crash this thread with no survivors NOW
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Which anime should I watch?
>Space Adventure Cobra
>Captain Harlock
>Ghibli films I've missed
Want to get them off my backlog.
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Don't think both nazis and communists are self aware on how ridiculously cringey they respectively are
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at work
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Tendies are ON THE MENU for tonight boyzzz.
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>>71493885
*gets killed by a Bolshevik*
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weird how prominently frogs have featured in many of the biggest internet memes and media crazes of the last 10-15 years

>crazy frog
>foul bachelor frog
>pepe

what is it about those slimy little green fuckers that captivate our imaginations so mich?
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>>71494018
kek is the egyptian god of chaos
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>>71494018
their cute little ribbits :3
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>>71494018
They look cool
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>>71494061
'ddit
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>>71494018
dumb frogposter
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doing a browse of the ol' /r/t'_'ald
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>>71494018
ive never heard of foul bachelor frog and googling it looks like an imgur meme template
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>>71494018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q6n1Yj3kRs
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10 grams? of amber leaf???
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I should be studying but I'm doing a shitpost!
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"British" culture
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>read Wikipedia article about a band
>it's very obviously written at least partly by one of the members
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why doesn't sean bean's name rhyme
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>>71494155
wow, no shit
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>>71493855
Cleopatra VII isn't Greek, the Ptolemies were in Egypt for centuries by the time she came around and even with all their inbreeding they still had some intermarriages with outside kingdoms from the surrounding regions
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>>71494124
gv 50

bloody pleb
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harro rads

my name is Pu Wonk
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>>71494104
its a classic old image macro
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pretty interesting video about the core tenets of national socialism. always thought it was just a racial superiority thing but seems to be more than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaCHBmGWcBc
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>>71494104
I don't know it either, looking at it it must have originated elsewhere.
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Someone link me chloes Twitter so I can have a good wank of the willard!
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went on a date with a girl from tinder
she was considerably fatter in person than her photos lead me to believe
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>>71494155
See this all the time with politicians as well lmao
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>>71494155
meat loaf's is definitely written by him

>During the recording of their first song, he hit a note so high that he managed to blow a fuse on the recording monitor. He was immediately offered three recording contracts, which he turned down.
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>>71494229
classic! hahaha!
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had an EXCEPTIONAL pizza at lunch

will be UNABLE to post properly due to food coma
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>>71494229
FONT
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who here /certified shit-wrecker/?
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>>71494104
>>71494208
hownew.ru
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i apologize for that bad post i just posted
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>>71493885
>Bolsheviks introduced free love and everything was have a ball

Citation needed. They had Prohibition just like America
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>>71494184
how was that chinese food?
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>>71494274
Oh please not every image macro got popular on here, people from other sites jumped on it too and made their own.
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>>71494285
good
it was a fucking terrible post
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>>71494252
alri tim
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Imagine being straight and watching other men in porn having sex.
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>"An Italian who was so politically motivated she pledged to give a blowjob to every No voter in an Italian referendum is heading to the UK.

>Paola Saulino, 27, has raised eyebrows with her unique take on political campaigning.
Teenager with skin as fragile as a butterfly wing is too frail to hug her family

>The constitutional referendum was hotly contested and Prime Minister Renzi resigned after he lost to the No side.

>From the city of pizza, Paola of Naples, is apparently delivering on her promise despite having ‘jaw ache’.

>She said that so far she has far donated her oral services to 400 voters who rejected reducing the number of MPs, limiting the operating costs of the institutions and giving greater power to the PM amongst other measures."

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/20/woman-who-vowed-to-give-19419507-blowjobs-is-coming-to-the-uk-6460050/
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>>71494330
imagine serving tim in a restaurant
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>>71494354
i-i voted no
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>>71494354
Huh, would ya look at that
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>>71494354
any fucking excuse

I hate women
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>>71494324
yes but that one definitely did and if you don't know that then hownew.ru
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>>71494354
>Teenager with skin as fragile as a butterfly wing is too frail to hug her family

what did you mean by this
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haha love the foul bachelor frog me
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>>71494354
Ahaha imagine when her future husband finds this story
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>>71494330
>succumbing

what is wrong with that man
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>>71494378
imagine it would be like looking into a scary future mirror
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>>71494330
wat
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Got a Tesco pizza 2 and a bit days out.

Still alright?
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>any fucking excuse

>I hate women
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the so-called poo be a'brewin tbqh la
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lovely weather were having here in leeds, was nice and sunny earlier and its mild too. got that ealy summer vibe
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Just classic lads lol
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>>71494354
democracy at work
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>keep getting tonnes od vidya-related recommendations on my youtube mainpage

don't play or even watch anything to do with video-games
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>>71494424
Fucking kek, didn't see that
Tim eats pizzas with a knife and fork
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>any fucking excuse
>I hate women
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this ones a hoot!
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>>71494354
should be shot desu
will probably happen eventually anyway
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Actually fucking cracking up at the prospect of greasy Tim entering an establishment freaking everyone out eating his pizza with a knife and fork

Mad bastard
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>>71494391
Well I remember the rest except for that one for some reason.
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Didn't know the mentally ill posted on this general
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english independence when
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>>71494354
>Teenager with skin as fragile as a butterfly wing is too frail to hug her family

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING
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>>71494480
probably because you only remember the ones that got popular elsewhere because hownew.ru
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>>71494456
99% of youtube is made up of annoying twats playing games now

it's replaced TV for kids, youtube are milking it
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>>71494229
done this too once
would have let her nosh my knob in the park but didn't know how to bring it up
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>>71494481
normie newcunt
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the so-called 'pression
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>>71494354
>>From the city of pizza,
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chortling like mad over here
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>with mate 2 mates other day
>one goes into shop for a drink
>I ask for one too
>tells me it was 1.50
>go to chippy on way home
>pay for both theirs
>friend asks for his 1.50 next day
>mfw
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>>71494512
Nah you've got the entire thing backwards, guessing you got arrived here with the reddit wave.
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>>71494527
lmao lightweight
got over 1000 hours in fm10 and about 700 in 14, 15 and 17
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Refuse to believe there are actual people out there who live fulfilling lives without anxiety
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might succumb to a few tim tams before bed lads
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alri lads
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>>71494595
communist
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>>71494554
>you admit to not knowing FBF
>you admit to knowing image macros from elsewhere
>this somehow means I'M from reddit
hownew.ru
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wow you don't know the name of the circa-2010 reddit advice animal meme? how new are you? i have a scumbag steve prepared for just such an occasion
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>>71494604
i resent that
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might succumb to a drug fuelled bender lads
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70% coke still ok?
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>>71494568
as you can see i got '10 late when '11 wasn't too far away (was my first fm game)
and i torrented '11 and '12 which probably would be my peak hours but i don't know what they were obviously :\
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>>71494638
dark webs?
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>>71494586
try benzos

feels good to walk around and talk to people confidently
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>>71494595
>>71494629
oh no it's the brit who lives in germany that plays devils advocate for clinton/blairite third wayism
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>>71494614
>circa-2010
>Reddit
hownew.ru
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>>71494354
fake news
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>>71494652
>torrenting a game you can literally hundreds of hours out off
bad lad
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>>71494614
>2010
>reddit
mm try funnyjunk
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>>71494614
didn't even know reddit was a thing in 2010, obviously you're far more clued up on your favourite website
in 2010 I was posting FBF on 4chan like everyone else who isn't hownew.ru
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>While recovering from a site issue, we lost some older images. Please post some new ones to make up for it!

>ahah, oops, i deleted the archive accidentally
im on to you
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>>71494669
wish they weren't addictive
imagine living a normal life
mental
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>I'm giving out free blowjob... you'll be fine with just a peck on the cheek though right anon...?
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Unironically browsed Imgur for over 4 years and amassed almost 210,000 points
AMA
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>>71494665
yeh
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>>71494696
yeah that's a major downside

withdrawals are hell, worse than heroin
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>>71494630
bit gay
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I'm convinced that reece sanders could do much better than chloe
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>>71494714
You realise its just to store images for reddit
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>>71494714
I'm going to ask you something

I'm going to ask you to leave and never comeback

>>71494717
if u use alpha bay, jack frosts eight balls are 70%, good and cheap

hundo stuff is beyond amazing tho, tho over twice the price
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... Asian guy hanging round me near the tills .... Hummm ??? .
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4ncggZGrI

chortled
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still at work
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>>71494681
in my defence miles is a jew anyway
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>>71494568
alri liam
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>>71494614
they aren't reddit but they did come from other places, they just spread here faster
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>>71494766
thought he had the JUST haircut
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>>71494776
boi
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>>71494746
It's become more than that tbf but they still seethe with rage when people mention it
>>71494759
I'll take that as a comment
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>>71494684
literally who
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>>71494759
>eight balls
is that the 3.5g "sociable cocaine" listing? because thats what i've bought
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feel like getting my chastity cage and dildo out and doing some anal play desu lads
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the captcha comics threads that blew up when the text-based captcha system was first introduced here were the best shit of all time

probably the last good thing on /b/ before I left it for good
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... we've only just begu-u-u-u-u-u-un ...
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If I go into a bank with a whole load of change will they swap it for notes? Got about £20 in 5, 10 and 20 pence pieces
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>>71494813
eight ball is 3.5g yeah

sociable cocaine is a waste of money though. go expensive or not at all
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>>71494813
yh 3.5 is a henry/eight ball in common parlance

well cheap for what it is, that stuff
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Today... 22 February 2017... /brit/ general...
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>>71494831
that's some good bullatio
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>>71494833
ye

bookies do it as well I believe
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only /pol/ and /tv/ memes are relevant now
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>>71494813
>cocaine
why do I have a feeling you are a piece of shit?
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>>71494833
you gotta sort it into bags first
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legitimately appalled that there are people who are new on this site
I've been coming to 4chan since 2010 and still consider myself cancer
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Test post

2:42 AM, GMT +10
23rd of February, 2017
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>wow get a load of me lads i'm being a druggie on the internet
proper hard man you are i'd heem you in an instant
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>tfw 10-year anniversary on 4chan this year
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>>71494894
no idea because your feeling is wrong. in fact, i would argue that people who are that quick to judge are pieces of shit themselves. sad.
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>>71494910
there's a reason for that, newfag
t. 2008
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started browsing in 2018 and there's nothing you can do to stop it
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>>71494921
cocaine as well, overpriced rorke drug for apprentice bricklayers
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Always think about the value of money in terms of Tesco meal deals 2bh lads

For example: If you took the UK foreign aid budget and gave an equal portion to all working aged people (ages 16-64) everybody could have 100 Tesco meal deals a year
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Been coming here since the start of 2016, fuck off and get a life you old twats.
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>>71494921
Their just discussing the ins and outs of the wares they bought

You are obviously a little autistic softcock so please quiet down
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>Work in 15 minutes

off to bed lads
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positively sharting at all of your posts
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>>71494967
that's speed

coke is too expensive, lawyers and bankers do that shit
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>>71494984
hit a nerve there did i chucklefuck?
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>>71494968
really makes you think
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>>71494946
>giving cartels money
>thinking he isn't a piece of shit
hmmm
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>>71495001
Chucklefuck is a term for women who have sex with comedians
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*looks to the camera*
Yeah, I've been coming to the 'chan now for, cor, must be closer to 30 years than 20 now, remember a time when it was just Moot and I back in about '91. Those were the good days, none of these cancerous newfags you're like to come across these days. He must be turning in his grave.
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Imagine coming here past the age of 21

IMAGINE
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dunno what all the cocaine hate is for

good enough for freud, good enough for me
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>>71495033
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https://www.strawpoll.me/12394421
https://www.strawpoll.me/12394421
https://www.strawpoll.me/12394421
https://www.strawpoll.me/12394421
https://www.strawpoll.me/12394421
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>>71495032
Cartels are aesthetic lad
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>>71495046
can't believe I've been here 2 years already

started on /pol/
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>don't have to go to the call centre for 3 days
bang tidy
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>>71495072
i started on /b/ back in 2008 i think
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>>71494968
Makes me want a meal deal

Am I really this easily influenced by advertising
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Remember the /b/ days? What a fucking blur
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>>71495060
>tfw decade on this shit website

could have mastered piano or something in that time
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>>71495046
nothing wrong with coming here though, unless you go on /b/ or /pol/. boards such as /mu/ and /sp/ and /int/ have great banter
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please do not feel pride at how long you have been on this website
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>>71495060
it won't me vote ree (2011 btw)
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>starting on /pol/
Peak runt
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>Mr Plow is a loser
>And I think he is a boozer
*sploooosh*
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>70% purity is considered 'good' whilst it's cut with carcinogenic adulterants
>directly supplying cartels
>massive detriment to long term health
>700% increased chance of stroke within 24 hours of taking it
do you want more?
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>>71495129
alri frank
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i "started" on /b/ for like a week before i realised /sp/ was much better
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>>71495129
yes
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let your cunt swallow the work of an honest man
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Tim got a youtube error 500 with some monkeys on it so he thinks he's been hacked

Probably that Marcus fellow with the white shirt
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why is Civ V just as expensive as Civ VI?
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>>71495114
I first came to /mu/ via my buddy's suggestion then I went to spee and ended up on /int/ where I found a thread about the discussion of British culture and there's no discussion about it at all

V disappointed
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>>71495175
it's better
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>>71495175
A lot of people prefer Civ 5 so they're still milking it
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>>71495129
only do it once in a while, chill your beans.
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My journey of homeboards

/b/ -> /fit/ -> /sp/ -> /int/
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>>71495178
if you didn't come to 4chan through /b/ you're objectively cancer
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>>71495121
i lied, was looking for funny reponses desu

discovered /b/ with my mate in 2005 and we thought we were proper hardmen on it, came back a few years later and lurked other boards, started posting in 2010, life's a mess btw
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>>71495175
Also check Humble Bundle right now lad. For AU$20 you can get all Civ. games from III and most (all?) DLC for them, absolute bargain. Over US$250 worth of stuff
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Bought civ 5 and all the dlc on steam sale ages ago but never played it

Is it any good?

Got thousands of hours on paradox games haven't properly played anything in about 6 months
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>>71495164
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/b/ -> /v/ -> /mu/ -> /int/ -> /pol/ -> /int/ -> /his/ -> /int/ tb.h
I still miss old /pol/
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Normgoblins at work are incredibly stupid
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>>71495218
I heard about /b/ but I was too scared to come check it out
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>>71495143
some drugs are relatively harmless, cocaine isn't one of them

>>71495146
>awful comedown
>easy to overdose on
>could just get sold heroin and instadeath
>people get aggro'd and will fight others
>being a literal crackhead
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>>71495250
try it and find out
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>>71495223
>discovered /b/ with my mate in 2005 and we thought we were proper hardmen on it

Think this is the same with most people desu
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>>71495250
Depends how good your processor is

Good game otherwise
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>>71495244
Is the multiplayer decent in civ games?
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>>71495208

Mine is like that but with /mu/ in the middle

Started in 2008
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>>71495175
V is usually like £7 for all DLC during steam sales, just wait a month or so, or look for sales on other sites

think I played 1 round of Civ6 before getting bored
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>>71495285
Shan't be doing that
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>>71495203
just do mdma m8 it's cheaper, better and less dangerous
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>>71495299
good in 4 and 6
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>>71495191
wow how does that even work
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>>71495277
im still going to buy it and im still going to enjoy it with my friends this weekend :)
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>>71495277
have you ever actually taken cocaine?
>awful comedown
not rly
>easy to overdose on
maybe if u inject it
>could just get sold heroin and instadeath
smdh at you senpai
>people get aggro'd and will fight others
more the booze and attitude problems
>being a literal crackhead
?!?!?!!?
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>>71495339
I hope you have a heart attack
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Imagine being here from the age of 18-21.

Wasting your best years
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Wish men were sexualised more.
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>>71495322
i'll be doing that as well + acid. love a good ol' candyflip.
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>>71495277
>awful comedown

Have you ever actually had coke you little fag?
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>>71495322
GOOD lad
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>>71495356

State of this brainlet
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>>71495371
would be interesting, not sure how it would change my life though
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>>71495267
/b/ -> /a/ -> /a/ + old-/pol/ -> /a/ + /int/

never used /new/ and was never autistic enough to visit /jp/ either
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>>71495334
Game companies donate keys and all the profits generated go to charities

Don't know why Paradox is giving away so much though, usually it's B-grade indie games with the occasional "big" game thrown in. Civ 3, 4, 5, 6 and BE for $20 is pretty out there
>>
>>71495360
probs wont happen. do a fair amount of cardio and im responsible with the drugs :)
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>>71495410
so did zyzz and he died in a hot tub
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>>71495331
So I can just pay 1 euro for civ iv and get good multiplayer and ignore the rest then?
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>>71495391
Do Brits really use Whatsapp more than texting?
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luckily i dont brush my teeth or shower or the flouride (((((((((they)) put in the water would have already effected me... stay safe out there /brit/!

*drinks from my water filter*
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>>71495375
>>71495389
good lads

>>71495356
>>71495410
bad lads
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39033165

>f-f-far right f-f-fringe alt-right (or as I like to say, alt-reich)..don't believe him!

why are the BBC so fucking pathetic?
>>
ol 'cide
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badly want to do a wank but im on nofap
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>>71495424
he abused steroids
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>>71495391
ugly desu
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>>71495426
personal preference but 4 is the best in the series imo.

solid mechanics, shit load of mods and the best community.
>>
Recycled the memories of fit teachers from my secondary school and mustered a wank
>>
Literally shat myself like half an hour ago

Was sitting at my desk, didn't fart or anything and went to get up and suddenly felt a horrendous rush of explosive diarrhea. Ran to the fucking toilet, lobbed all my clothes in the bath, bundled the clothes together and put them in the wash. My wallet's in the fucking wash right now with £20 and all my cards in it. Showered and got dressed.

Never happened to me before in my life. Never been so disgusted, but also never been so relieved in all my fucking life that I wasn't in public and that my flatmates were out.
>>
>>71495403
>>71495334
oh the 6 part is just a % off, that makes more sense.
still good, cheers
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>>71495442
hehe
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>>71495391
>runtusmaximus/10
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>>71495410
says every druggie ever desu
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>>71495443
This reminds me of something I read the other day about Trump remarks on Sweden that left Swedish authorities baffled.
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>>71495361
Don't you have a job? Partner? Family?
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>>71495450
same im on nofap until sunday so i can get a triple or quadruple handsfree orgasm
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>>71495267
>old /pol/

do you mean /news/? Yeah it was much better than current /pol/. It was genuinely right wing too. 4*2ch /pol/ is much closer to how /news/ used to be desu
>>
>>71495483
this has happened to me four times since 2015 tbqhwy

happens when I eat ice cream but sometimes I can't resist
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394520
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394520
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394520
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394520
http://www.strawpoll.me/12394520
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>>71495483
lmao are you 85?
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>>71495518
>handsfree orgasm
how to achieve?
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>>71495483
fucking hell imagine if you were at work or something
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>>71495539
open your third eye
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>>71495488
:^)
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>>71495431
Thought Yanks used it as well
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>>71495527
I was here when /new/ existed but didn't go to it, came to /pol/ starting on its first day of existence though. I mean Dorner/Zimzam/Ron Paul era before stormfags and Reddit ruined it.
>>
>Bin Laden was heavily anti-Semitic, stating that most of the negative events that occurred in the world were the direct result of Jewish actions. In a December 1998 interview with Pakistani journalist Rahimullah Yusufzai, bin Laden stated that Operation Desert Fox was proof that Israeli Jews controlled the governments of the United States and United Kingdom
was bin ladin, dare i say it, redpilled?
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>>71495527
I thought he just meant /pol/ before Trump, cause it definitely was a lot better, kinda wish I browsed /new/ but never bothered until /pol/ was up
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>Cressida Dick
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why wouldn't he remove his wallet?
>>
>>71494997
Nah, cheap coke's the tradesman's drug of choice (in Scotland at least). It's shit quality (mostly benzocaine) and it's cheap - they call it "cooncil".

Personally vastly prefer good speed over good coke 2bh.
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>>71495527
>atechan
there's being conservative, then there's believing in underground child sex rings funded by Sorosâ„¢
>>
>buy civ bundle
>choose the charity for my disease
literally free money
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>>71495486
Oh, didn't see that, literally just saw the e-mail a few hours ago 2bh
Still worth it tho, keep an eye on Humble Bundle too, I've saved a fortune picking up games I kind of want but not enough to spend the $80 Steam is asking
>>
Total war warhammer humble bundle any good? Played the shit out of Rome and medieval ii. Empire as well but didn't play much of shogun or the rest
>>
>>71495539
>>71495539
its not as proper handsfree as the autismos would have you believe but its just edging and then humping a 7 inch dildo, then you can repeat it several times as long as you dont finish yourself of by hand until you decide youre done

>>>/gif/10099349
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>>71495623
>literally free money
come again?
>>
>>71495568
Not really unless you can't afford unlimited texting but that's hella cheap now
>>
>>71495639
hmmm not really into that
thanks anyway
>>
>>71495531
Broke a 2 day fast with a dominos so suspect that might have something to do with it
>>71495550
Yea, it would have been so fucking obvious as well. It was pretty much purely liquid.
>>
just found out there's a nerd shop that sells trading cards and that in a nearby town
good job I have a gf to keep my abnormie side in check or I'd be single AND broke haha
>>
>>71495588
it was already becoming shit before Trump desu, people just like to have one event to blame it on but 2015 was already rubbish compared to 2011-12. Trump brought a huge wave of complete faggots to the board but also produced most of its funniest moments ever.
>>
>>71495572
>stormfags

stormfags and genuine nazism hasn't existed on the latest incarnation of /pol/. Like I said, the board is so incredibly diluted now compared to what /new/ used to be like
>>
>>71495431
For group chats

If I'm taking to one person i will usually text or Facebook messenger
>>
New: >>>/tv/79683280.
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>>71495639
>shemales
really REALLY don't understand this meme
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>>71495602
Got poop on it
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>>71495686
i have a shit load of yugioh cards even though i barely ever got to 'duel' anyone
what a waste of money
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>>71495686
what game la
>>
>>71495707
It's for benders who like femininity as well, it's just one step further than twinks 2bh
t. fucked a shemale
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>>71495700
they have an entire National Socialist general, I should know because they're the most easily trolled people on the site and I have good fun with that
>>
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>>71495572
>>
well, as my poll conclusively shows, cocaine is gr8

runts out
>>
Unironically had myself removed from the organ donors registry and ripped up my organ donors card after listening to Alex Jones

Not even joking
>>
>>71495763
why?
>>
>>71495654
But it's better than texting
>>
>>71495789
fuck off
>>
>you now remember when you could actually discuss economics, history, geopolitics on /pol/ and there would be genuinely interesting threads with ancaps, libertarians, conservatives,a few commies or you could talk about austrian economics, natural rights, gold standard, race/IQ/haplogroups and so on and it wasn't just mindless shitposting and bait

/new/ and pre-2012 /pol/ were pretty good boards desu
>>
>>71495739
>t. fucked a shemale

SCREAMING

[spoiler] how was it though?
>>
>>71495763
so some kid who vitally needs a transplant won't get one because some meme retard told you it's a conspiracy
>>
>>71495795
rude
>>
>>you now remember when you could actually discuss economics, history, geopolitics on /pol/ and there would be genuinely interesting threads with ancaps, libertarians, conservatives,a few commies or you could talk about austrian economics, natural rights, gold standard, race/IQ/haplogroups and so on and it wasn't just mindless shitposting and bait
>/new/ and pre-2012 /pol/ were pretty good boards desu
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>>71495815
oh fuck off
>>
>>71495754
laugh every time
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>rachel riley's leaked sex tape
>>
sick of white cunts staring at me on the bus
>>
>>71495848
what where?
>>
>>71495848
do NOT play with me like that, I WILL floor you
>>
>>71495836
fuck off alex
>>
>>71495848
fuck OFF
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>>71495815
Nope, closest family already know I want my organs donated so don't need to be officially registered
>>
wasn't able to post all morning
shame because I had some cracking posts ready
>>
>>71495801
bit sad now desu
can't even go to another chan's /pol/ because those are even more ideologically homogenous than 4/pol/ is.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
choon
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12372986

http://www.strawpoll.me/12372986

http://www.strawpoll.me/12372986
>>
>>71495848
do not lie about this
>>
am not an organ donor on account of the fact that none of them will be worth anything when I die
>>
>>71495872
what if you were all killed in a car crash or something

what's the harm in registering yourself
>>
>>71495913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg
Literally all I see when I hear this nowadays
>>
>>71495848
reeeeeeee
>>
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>letting fat American schizophrenics make important life choices for you
>>
Just did a cum to that italian slag
>>
>>71495859
>>71495862
>>71495869
>>71495921
>>71495941


http://k2s.cc/file/1749764bdefd7/bh_19407.mp4
>>
>>71495687
yeah desu I stopped browsing it as much in 2014 instead though, I'm just biased against because of the massive wave of faggots it's brought to the site
>>
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>>71495933
me too
>>
@71
whom
>>
*farts*
woops sorry lads haha
>>
>>71495731
I played the yugioh video games instead

>>71495736
looked like your standard nerd shop with comics, warhammer, D&D and that
I'm interested in Magic but can't justify the money
>>
>President Fart
>>
>>71495992
the one who promised all those blowies

further up the thread
>>
Might move to America so I can shoot anti tank guns in the desert
>>
>>71495933
is this video somehow meant to be famous? it's only got 70k views, unless it's a reupload
>>
>>71495848
got confused for a sec with riley reid and thought this was a funny post
>>
the POOTUS of the US states of poomerica
>>
NEEEED A FEMININE BF
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>Presishit toilet poo poo stupidface sillyknickers
>>
>>71495997
Pretty sure you can play magic online for free. Clunky and probably full of obnoxious twats but possible
>>
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The mind is not a ______ to be filled, but a ____ to be _______.
>>
>>71496026
I found it when it had about 100 or so views 2bh
It's posted a lot though and it's by far the best gondola video I've seen
>>
>>71495997
i had a couple of those on GBA that were fun but i lost them
>>
>>71496080
>for free
yeah cockatrice or xmage or something, see people mention it on /tg/
don't really have the time for it either iibphwym
>>
>i pledge assliegence to the fag of the poonited sharts of americrap
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>>71496059
>>
i heard that the star spangled banner is soon going to be replaced with 2 minutes of bog fart taking a huge shite
>>
>>71496125
AMERICANS BTFOOOOO HOW CANNTHEY RECOVER?
>>
>>71496110
Duelist of the Roses on PS1 was top fun
it was like played on a chessboard rather than an actual card game, mental
>>
>>71496104
posted where? I haven't seen it before on /int/
>>
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>>71496059
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>>71496082
>>
>the shart-spattered banner
>>
>>71496163
No Bi I'm not that that much of a fag
>>
OH SAY CAN YOU PEE?
>>
>>71496162
Did an archive search and there's about 4 pages of it on /int/
My first was on March 3, thought it was earlier
>>
>>71496158
THINK i might've rented that from blockbuster(or a similar type store) but found it too weird to comprehend and enjoy
>>
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY SHITE
>>
HAIL TO THE QUEEF HE HAS FARTED ON THE NATION
HAIL TO THE QUEEF HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>>
>>71496177
Hey Pepe man it's been a while how's it going brother? You don't look so happy man
>>
any scousers in
>>
>>71493967
Right but seriously what should I watch?
>>
>>71496247
prefer not to say
>>
>>71496261
Boco no piko
>>
>>71496228
yeah, I believe it
only ever heard one person I know IRL even vaguely mention Magic and I got way too enthusiastic about it when he did, reckon I scared him off the idea haha
went to a "prerelease" once where everyone tries new cards in a tournament thing and bugger me was it full of nerds
like proper nerds, haven't been since
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OOOOOOORRRRRRDDDDDDAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>
>>71496294
Do need to watch the new one desu.
>>
>>71496261
never heard of the first 2 so ghibli
>>
>>71496302
friend went to a tournament and said it's the biggest bunch of autists imaginable

nobody says hello or even looks at you
>>
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im waiting for them to tell me this isn't possible
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whats the difference between Austria and Germany?
>>
forgot i needed to buy hairwax LOL
>>
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>>71496372
'k 'ff
>>
>>71496386
delete this image mate
>>
>>71496386
about the same as the difference between ireland and the UK
>>
Really really love prawn crackers lads, shall be off t' shops soon to purchase a bag or maybe even two
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>forgot i needed to buy hairwax LOL
>>
>>71496358
yeah, it was rough
>tfw enamoured by autist hobbies but too normie to pursue them
>>
>>71496386
Austrians are even bigger autists, and are Catholic
>>
>>71496386
nothing, austria would have joined if they weren't already hitched to hungary
>>
>>71491130

Wondering if this lad actually went through with it
>>
>>71495974
how to give your computer adis
>>
>>71496448
Excellent post
>>
>>71496443
you had those prawn cracker variety packs from Tesco?
dark green bag, got a picture of them in a little white bowl on the front
>>
wah what are we gonna do on the bed

POMF =3
>>
fresh

>>71496505
>>71496505
>>71496505
>>
>>71496469
there used to be no difference, they've grown apart since WW2 though. Before that point Austrians didn't consider themselves a seperate people.
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