Australia is rightful Dutch clay edition
The notorious German fascist Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is not my monarch, His Majesty Willem-Alexander is the rightful ruler sub-edition
good fucking riddance
day poo of noshit
things aren't normal
desperately need things to be normal
tfw dont have the core strength to get a gf
tfw virgin wrists
can you feel the love tonight?
got hammered and got off with two girls last night
am I a normbot or just an evolving sperg
fractured but whole
>>71490924
don't care
refrain from posting ever again
who here /QUT/?
wore a patrik ervell turtleneck today
How much does Janny get paid again?
oh shut up you annoying aussie twats
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTHVSooD6qk
>>71490960
ahahaha rich wanker loves his clothes
day two of nopoo
>>71490979
fucking americans
ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwGNRWBh9A
>>71490868
stop with these autistic editions
we get it, you're from australia
>>71490979
all women are cringeworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
and your thoughts??
some top cringe here. bet you cant watch it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBo5-6WotEM
>>71491022
delet this
what has japmoot done this time
>>71490918
Same
Bad feel
test
Ummmmmmm???
everyone in this thread is a little gay nonce with a small willy
Actually killing myself
Look for suicides in Marseyside - it's me
Writing the note and getting drunk now
Goodbye lads
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
Ummmmmmm???
>>71491130
Don't do it right now mate 4chan is all messed up won't let us post
Just polishing off some rainbow trout and jacket potato with salad for the so called lunch
pay up piggies
wheres nipmoot?
going to clobber him
JAPMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Test
just you mate
>>71491130
dont do it pleas
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
*posts*
hmmm
>>71491150
kek
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
New qt at work has worn trousers every day so far
Need to see those legs asap
Hey
>>71491130
you may be a scouser but you can't lose all hope
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
>>71491130
Serious lad? Please don't do it
In McDonald's
Everyone working here is a woman
we back?
Gf (on the left) went to her friends house last night. Got tagged in this image on Facebook today.
What is that on the wall?
>>71491130
adios
fucking jackie 4chan. need him out of business.
dont you just LOVE the distorted music that the bank insists on playing while on hold
live for it mate
>>71491130
stream it
>>71491227
a tiger mate but don't worry, I think it's just a picture
Ummmmmmm???
>>71491130
Don't do it right now mate 4chan is all messed up won't let us post
>>71491227
looks like a tiger mate
Might just go to reddit if this keeps up
>>71491260
Mate do it, quality source of unbiased information.
Back in business laddies?
>>71491031
>fucked your wife, she was shit
tfw you will never sledge with gilly at the ashes
got called a little gay nonce with a small willy in /brit/ lads
>>71491130
Still here mate? why are you killing yourself?
Who was in the wrong here?
now it's back don't know what to type
Monday
>'I need this for next Wednesday'
>'OK'
Today:
>'Anon, where is it'
>'You said next Wednesday'
>'Yeah, next Wednesay'
>'So next week'
>'No, next Wednesday...the next Wednesday'
I fucking hate working with the cunts I could fucking spark out every single one of them CANNOT WAIT until I run my own business. Please FUCK OFF.
Doing my fucking nut in.
I vote next thread be a /brit/ino
>>71491309
Is your willy small?
3 days of no work lads
Anyone else having problems posting today or is it an issue on my end?
Rate my passenger seat
>>71491348
*puts my hand on your shoulder from behind*
It's alright lad just take it slow until we get back into the groove of things.
>>71491369
No me too
>>71491227
double ended dildo
slit eyed cunt thinks he can just fuck with MY 4chan and go unchallenged?
a-a-arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
housemate threw out my black corduroys fs
>>71491375
*grabs your hand*
*throws you over my shoulder*
*your spine snaps on my desk*
yeah go on try that again mate
>>71491373
What do you do when you have a passenger?
>>71491369
japmoot broke posting for an hour or two
not the first cock up either, moot never did this shit
Just did an exfoliate
>>71491373
Tell us what happened lad
>>71491373
runtcore
>used /brit/ to know if 4chan was back due to the high activity
I feel clever.
been on hold for 14 fucking minutes listening to the SAME fucking on hold music. might burn down barclays hq
r-rr-r-rR-R-R-R-REEEEEEERREEREREREEREEEEEE
putting out an ultimatum for hiroshimoot
fix the same right now or there WILL be consequences
>>71491446
*pinches your bum*
>>71491428
you don't need to exfoliate if you shave
Lads what did gookmoot do recently? why is everybody hating on him
>>71491477
reminder gold passes are a thing now and they even have their own special board
isn't this site like in the top one hundred of most visited sites on the net? weird that no one competent wanted to buy this place and we got a jap that barely speaks english as the webmaster
>>71491350
Can they not speak fucking english?
Bacon and egg ready made sandwiches are really fucking nice tbqh
mcdonalds for lunch
enjoying it x
>>71491503
business idea: drugs but with no negative effects
I never poo while at work despite being really gassy and nylon bowels making notices all the time
feel like shit just want him back
>>71491439
Fucking kek
>>71491540
>>71491469
Oh you.
>haiku due next week
>haven't even started it
>still browsing 4chan
>>71491531
4chan makes no money, server costs are huge and nobody reputable wants to advertise here
moot owned this place forever and made a net loss
>>71491531
Nobody wants to advertise to millions of NEETs, racists and paedophiles so as popular as 4chan is it's hard to make money from.
>>71491583
unoriginal lad, already seen
>>71491590
Good goy, believe what ((they)) tell you. Don't forget to buy your pass!
*dances like kodak black*
>>71491590
I know
and they still offer their employees great pay packages
turtlemong
phimo
>>71491590
moot hangs out with millionaires in a posh area of NYC. he's minted lad.
Tfw no french bf to go on a romantic gondola ride down the thames with
mary antoinette lads
id love to sling a fist up her cunt
>>71491607
>>71491660
he's really not
maybe when passes came along he made a bit of cash but generally 4chan is a giant money sink. he hangs out with entrepreneurs because he's one of the most prominent guys in internet history
Sometimes have trouble differentiating kiwi accent from saffers
why don't you buy all your clothes at jacamo?
Is it bad to lose track of which day of the week it is? I was saying that I forgot what day it was to a guy in lecture and he made a "ooohhh" sound
Cromwell was a hero lads
>>71491737
I buy aussieBum undies x
pls support our clothing industry
>>71491721
Get your ears checked out boet
what does moot do at google?
>>71491753
only if ur not a neet
>>71491713
he's making a stack at jewgle now
>>71491753
I do it too
>>71491776
he's working on a new social media platform that combines the 4chan principle with google+
>>71491785
ah my bad, didn't know he got hired by them
>>71491775
who are you
why are you in Japan
Why is Bazza from 'Enders looking like Chairman Mao XD
gf's toto game fuego
>>71491848
a pic of her bumhole thanks
>>71491824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdeuc1zhj44
>>71491819
who are you
why are you in the UK
remember canv.as
>>71491873
this can't be real
fucking barry
>>71491645
alri lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfxkfbyi7ps
fanny chmelar
>>71491876
don't play games with me sunshine
>>71492022
what games sir?
Wait
you there
step forward
Who are you?
>look at beautiful woman with busty tits and a lovely arse
>tip of my weenus tingles briefly
What is this
>>71492011
creasing
>>71492075
@cumKitty623
>>71491965
why do you look different
>>71492082
Sounds a tad gay, go see a doctor
>>71491997
CREASING
>>71492082
means you just raped her
>>71492082
that is the ghost of Mr. Catholicism himself punishing you for looking at impure materials
>>71492075
a shitty popular meme
>>71491737
i walk past a plus size store and everyday it baffles me how people can get so big and i wear XL because im 195cm
Bradley Walsh poster is an annoying smug little faggot
>>71492011
https://twitter.com/Marly_D13/status/833753104868921347
>betting on Cypriot football games
the absolute state of me
Confession: I don't enjoy anime
Am I banned yet.
ERIC SHUT UP!
*shuts up*
>>71492207
isn't that what /bet/ do, U15 Slovenian games and shit where bookies aren't sharp on the odds
>>71492329
My names not eric
Don't like:
Pakis
Muslims
Jews
Blacks
Arabs
Chinks
But I would execute a communist before all these
if you don't listen to country western and/or modern Californian variations of it you're a thin-wristed sissy who'd have your teeth kicked in 'round these parts boy
might treat myself to a wank
might cop an huawei p8 lads
it's the best phone stats wise for my price range but i'm scared of copping a chink phone
thoughts?
>>71490868
>Australia is rightful Dutch clay edition
>The notorious German fascist Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is not my monarch, His Majesty Willem-Alexander is the rightful ruler sub-edition
Now this I can get behind
>>71492369
i know it is!
My Rome total war Macedonia game keeps crashing
devastated
>>71492397
just treated to myself one desu, refractory period was quite fast but i shall refrain until i'm fully fit for service again
>>71492360
/bet/ isn't even around now. the true runts moved to Discord while the sensible ones simply stopped posting and left the threads to wither away. I am not sensible however.
also I have just learned that even if a team is playing at home, that does not make them play better than the away team. which is why the returns were so big. I am expecting to lose that £5 which could have been spent on a pint of beer in London and I am utterly devastated
>>71492412
good. fuck you.
Forget the list. He goes to the block.
Alright lads, which ones?
the mersey 'cide
>>71492481
just take the money and burn it instead
>>71492439
Were you planning on keeping the beer?
>>71492412
play a good game instead
>>71492481
alri deano
buy some proper shoes
tees 'cide
hi
>>71492439
haha christ /bet/ yeah can't remember the last time I logged into tipstertube
will never forget some random carribean team playing and the odds for o3.5 was scandalous and the game ended fucking 14-0 or something, free money
>>71492508
what on earth do you mean my pal
>>71492516
It's pretty good with radious mod and phalanx raping everyone is satisfying
>>71492505
m8, my shoes are literally falling apart. And I live in the chavviest of chav areas so don't tell me I should get brogues or something
>>71492481
top left
Doesn't that technically make us rightful Spanish clay?
theres a girl called Hatty who acts quite Catty and looks quite Ratty and acts quite Batty and smells quite Scatty
>>71492481
Might do a wee, thoughts?
>>71492481
these ones
>>71492628
Pics. x
>>71492607
absolutely sweatin it right now over this Hatty girl lads
>>71490868
reminder that when the dutch discovered australia they literally thought they had sailed to hell
>PJW video on Sweden
>"sources are in the description"
>two wordpress links to blogs proporting to be translating Swedish sources
>calls the Swedish media unreliable in the video
he's a hack. I don't necessarily disagree with anything he's saying but he's making himself impossible to defend and anybody that shares his views looks stupid by extension. Jonesy should just sack him.
I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to High Rock.
tfw injured my shoulder so i can't bench my way into having a gf
>>71492630
>that sole
Ulfric Stormcloak. Some here in Helgen call you a hero, but a hero doesn’t use a power like the voice to murder his king and usurp the throne.
Has hero culture been replaced with a far more vain, vapid celebrity culture?
>>71492751
dont you like nmd's? i love them i got 3 pairs including ones i wear with my suit
Guards! Get the townspeople to safety!
what has happened to you /brit/. the utter state of this general in 2017
it has absolutely seen better days
>>71492807
yes
read yukio mishima and he explains the concept of the hero perfectly
foing to bed lads, someone cuck me in? :3
got a 7 inch willy that i really want to put inside a girl but im a massive autist, dont want to get a prozzie either
Come on! The guards won’t give us another chance, This way!
>>71492820
reckon there's a strong correlation in the quality of the op/edition and the intellectual post quality
>>71492718
Have you seen his earlier videos? Grade-A bollocks about secret messages hidden in the $5 note etc. Though to be fair, he's found a winning formula:
>look halfway presentable
>speak slowly and clearly, like you're explaining addition to a special needs kid
>tell people what they want to hear
I doubt he even believes/cares about half of what he's saying.
>>71492871
or it's half 2pm on a weekday and only dole scrounging runts are posting
>>71492809
Looks better with a white sole, colours are a bit French tho
>>71492913
scuse me i aint on the dole i own 4 properties and got no morgage
er lads? going to bed?
>look up official rape and sex offences in Sweden from 2015
>these statistics cover several variables including:
Gender and age
Victimisation of different groups in respect of sex offences
Crime scene
Circumstances surrounding sex offences
Relationship to the perpetrator ( In 69 per cent of the cases, the perpetrator was completely unknown to the victim)
Reported sex offences
>ctrl f "race" and "ethnicity"
>0 results
Ah yes, very impressive. Really makes you think
>>71492858
*gives you a peck on the lips*
*feels your hard willy*
Ohhh, what's this?
>>71492913
this
people say daytime /brit/ is best but its absolutely shit. full of mongoloid neets and gibbering aussie idiots
>>71491965
Looks terrible in this
>>71492947
midnight snack x
the best clubs are the dingy ones where everyones pinged off their nutt™
Why is it that Europe is bearing the brunt of the refugee crisis? Why is it our problem?
It's debatable whether or not middle eastern countries are doing their part. Why do the left not guilt trip highly developed Asian countries such as China, Japan and Korea into taking Syrian refugees?
Why is it our responsibility?
Always practice 5 principles of Thot Patrolling: Blocking, Mocking, Negging, Looking out for fellow Bruhs, and Common Sense.
>>71492877
really the only one of these people worth watching is Molyneux, he may be a bit of a 'tist but he argues his points well, shows his sources, and is actually quite ideologically different from most of the "alt-right" so he provides an interesting or at least unique perspective on things.
>>71493046
White man cause problem white man deal with problem effects
White man owe black man living
ok
>>71493046
the jews that control the EU parliament are forcing EU countries to take in refugees because they are trying to create one world race government by a global jewish lead government
>>71493046
>t's debatable whether or not middle eastern countries are doing their part.
It's not debatable. It's an absolute fact that middle eastern countries are doing far more than we are.
places like brazil are such dangerous shitholes that i can't imagine living a normal life there. Like I can't imagine living in Rio or something, "oh yeah lets just go out for a drink" and you get carjacked or kidnapped or shot on the way. Think i'd have a nervous breakdown
does anyone play gw2?
>>71493145
You realise people go on holiday there and have a good time right?
>>71493144
aside from saudi arabia. the cunts.
they're not even using them as cheap labour.
>>71493144
>It's an absolute fact that middle eastern countries are doing far more than we are.
WHAT
Tell me what the UAE, Saudi, Qatar et al are doing to help?
fuck off talking about something you literally don't know anything about
>>71493145
feel the same way about the States tbqh
Daily reminder.
>>71493171
Saudi Arabia has taken in 2.5 million refugees.
>>71492945
Yep, we had a debate regarding this, like, 1 month ago. The one defending to keep statistics as they are is named Sarnecki, I believe
Really compels me to comprehend
>>71493201
bullshit
>>71493187
without anglos the world would still be in the dark ages
>>71493046
Because modern politics revolves around popular perception/media spin. This makes politicians reactive and averse to controversial positions. Refugees decide to go to where it's rich and there's a strong welfare state, politicians run to their PR teams and get given a safe, middle-ground position that doesn't involve doing anything drastic like closing borders.
>>71493170
going on holiday is different. If a tourist gets killed, BOPE go on a raid in a favela and kill a few people so a lot of criminals don't bother with tourists (or at least so i've heard from brazilianons)
>bullshit
What did he mean by this?
>>71493201
literally just a lie
stop posting brit slags in /his/
>the royal family are awarded almost the equivalent of the entire social welfare budget for 60 million people of the UK every year just because they bring in "tourist money"
>>71493174
they've taken in over 15 million refugees you dirty little bigot
>>71493259
*15 quadrillion
stop baiting me now mate i don't like getting wound up
>>71493258
>poor people deserve tax money
bzzt wrong
the only people who deserve tax money are rich people
>>71493255
Stop shitting up /his/
The United Arab Emirates has taken in nearly 70 million refugees, that's almost the entire population of Germany lads. Why can't we do our part too?
>>71493332
dumb slutposter
>>71493359
kys cryptoyank
Business Idea: nuke the whole of the middle east into oblivion
>>71493251
>>71493228
>>71493211
>>71493174
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/refugee-crisis-saudi-arabia-says-it-has-taken-2-5-million-fleeing-syrians-1519532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War
Reminder that the UAE has taken in 3.5 Billion refugees over the last month, half of which living in dubai alone
>>71493066
If you actually research a topic, you'll come up with a unique perspective. As opposed to "my viewers dislike feminism, here's a slightly popular video with a feminist in it, let's call her an idiot and rake in that ad money," which has all the substance of a /b/ cringe thread.
>>71493397
ah yes, if I exagerate the facts, I can then just pretend they aren't true
>>71493145
Imagine growing up in a favela!
Where are you getting these numbers? It's well documented that the UAE has taken in 8 billion refugees. Cite your sources before you make perfidious claims.
>Kuwait has taken in 7 trillion refugees, more than the entire population of Earth
Why are our leaders so heartless?
>>71493440
I grew up in NI mate know all about it
>>71493395
>according to the Saudi Press Agency, an unnamed official of the Saudi foreign ministry has said that nearly 2.5 million Syrians have been given shelter in the Islamic kingdom
alright lad this sounds irrefutable
How many refugees has your mother taken in
>>71493395
don't know why you linked my post about brazil but whatever
wow so Saudi, a country that literally borders Iraq and is extremely close to Syria, has taken in roughly as many refugees as Germany? Big round of applause. Doesn't change the fact that the UAE has done fuck all, nor has bahrain or kuwait or oman
fuck off trying to defend the indefensible you sniveling little worm
HOW MANY REFUGEES HAS J K ROWLING TAKEN IN?
>>71493464
More reputable sources say they've taken in 500,000 which is still far more than every European country besides Germany.
*does a massive gurgly anus-stretching shit without flushing*
toilet's free
*snivels*
>>71493395
also you're literally just pitting the word of the saudi government against amnesty international and other organisations that help refugees
not exactly reliable is it
>>71493422
alright mate how many refugees has UAE accepted?
>>71492107
been a bit under the weather
wonder how many refugees gary lineker has given rooms to in his many properties.
>>71493490
>>71493527
UAE has taken in 242,000 which, again, is more than every European country besides Germany
*metastasises*
>>71493502
>More reputable sources
which are?
you're not too good at providing evidence for your claims are you
>>71493547
no, no it hasn't. It has 250 000 syrians living there, NONE OF WHOM HAVE REFUGEE STATUS. The UAE is primarily constituted of levantine arabs and a lot of syrians moved there before the war. They are planning to take on 15,000 over the next f i v e y e a r s
Far far less than european countries
http://whatson.ae/dubai/2016/09/uae-syrian-refugees/
>>71493547
>>71493590
RORKES DESTROYING RASHEEDS
So suddenly when it's about refugees the UK is european and in this together?
The UK has taken 9,467 refugees, don't know why you are complaining.
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
gelato messina is the death of culture
Never send a threat, it only hurts your own cause. Send pertinent questions and mockery, there is no defence against these.
>>71490868
I like how they mapped everywhere but what would make for the best and biggest cities
You know what I'm a big fan of?
Getting home after a long day of wageslaving. Stepping into a hot shower. Getting changed into my jammies and snug clothing. Make a cup of tea. Have a joint with it.
That's what I'm a fan of.
On my way to mosque yesterday evening in the cold and a Brexiter wearing a union jack hoodie ran up and ripped off my hijab (i'm trans and converted this year) and yelled "RULE BRITANNIA" I was so scared I collapsed. He got on top of me and started rubbing my breasts and making stereotypical ululations.
I wet myself and he immediately started gagging. I was trembling and this monster took out a sharpie and wrote "BREXIT 2017" and "piss off isis" on my face.
He then farted on my hand and ran off.
This is day 1 of the so-called Hard Brexit
jelly of the guy who gets to rub his willy on her tits and bum
why does /brit/ have so much better insults to anywhere else on 4chan?
>>71493659
hate ice creams
>>71493639
i'm saying it's 10x more expensive to resettle refugees in europe than it is in the middle east http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/syrian-refugees-will-cost-ten-times-more-to-care-for-in-europe-than-in-neighboring-countries-a6928676.html
and that it's fucking bullshit that you're letting middle eastern countries off the hook for doing less than european countries about the refugee crisis
stop fucking backpedalling too you little pussy
>>71493653
bit racist lad
>>71493590
The UAE isn't part of the UN convention on refugees which so its refugees can't have offical UN refugee status.
>>71493588
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-04/syria-s-refugees-feel-more-welcome-in-europe-than-in-the-gulf
>There are 500,000 Syrians in Saudi Arabia, according to Nabil Othman, acting regional representative to the Gulf region at the UNHCR. In official documentation they are referred to as “Arab brothers and sisters in distress,” he said.
Can I have some sources showing that Europe has taken in more refugees than the middle east now?
can't understand why people dont want refugees...you could have been born in those countries you know!
>>71493733
>The UAE isn't part of the UN convention on refugees
very progressive
some day the tables could be turned on britain and you could be seeking refuge...guess what, no racists will be allowed
>>71493733
even the uae doesn't pretend that the 250 000 there are refugees. Also, they are designated as refugees before entering the country (otherwise the 15,000 refugees wouldn't be counted as refugees either)
why are you so desperate to defend the UAE?
>>71493742
don't understand why people can't see the problem here
there already aren't enough jobs to go around
how do people thing taking more and more people into the country is going to solve that?
>>71493395
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War
6 million huh?
i've created a gimmick so epic that its too dangerous to be unleashed on the general populace
>>71493770
probably very soon when we brexit and all of the immigrants are shot in the streets by the racists
Dont care whos taking in more refugees, just dont want more coloureds coming over desu.
yesterday my four year old cousin started bawling because I told him the President was going to deport all of his schoolmates and kill his gay parents
day 32 of Trump's America, people
>>71493808
Oy vey
just be yourself
>>71493742
just get annoyed that filthy rich celebrities who live in southern gated communities want to burden the north with them
update: i watched a long tutorial and i think i would like civ 6 even though egypt being led by a greek and america and australia being led by whites seems dumb
>>71493841
too early, too Irish, fuck off
>>71493841
JANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNYJANNY JANNY JANNY
309
I'm colourblind, can't tell the difference between Irish and French posters, who shitposts more?
>>71493804
yes there are, just not jobs natives want