/brit/

>>71488831
heh I fixed 4 chan

think 800 posts is a record for /brit/

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I promised im earlier

miss ed milliband 2bh

he would have steered the country away from this mess

>>71488859
Had an absolute cracker of an edition lined up and you stole it
Fucking putrid slime you are

quads

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Lads this is a literal real labour campaign poster in Copeland

based gook moot

BASED gook moot, holy shit he's fucking based

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>>71488914

>>71488887
wagwan here

>>71488932
I will never buy a pass

>the brits invented curry

Howling

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work in 2 hours 45 minutes

hello?

i hate women, gays, and jews but i'm not a muslim

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>permanent unemployment

>>71488975
>We WUZ curry chefs xD

Fuck off pajeet, bet you think Indians invented IPA just because it has Indian in the name

Mad you think Indians invented a system of cuisine that could only exist after the Columbian exchange

Not in Education, Employment, or Training

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What are you doing to celebrate Saint Jo?

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>3:20am
>still haven't slept
>work today

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>>71488825
not really, I just those who oppose Hellenes and Slavs i.e. Alboshits and T*rks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NebylMJtyAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUavsrRUf-c
Hating on takfiri-salafi apes (the radical sunni muslims) doesn't count as a form of racism.

>>71489028
Gonna go bash the local fash

DESPISE the left. Absolutely hate Muslims. Hate wogs. Hate foreners.Hate pikeys. Hate refugees. Hate pakis. Hate gays. Hate special needs lads. Far right nationalist and proud. EDL, PEGIDA. Love the pub and football

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me and the so-called gf

>>71489022
>>71489022
HOL' UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN' WE INVENTED CURRY N SHIET

>>71488932
what is life in porto rico like?

i've been to the bahamas so i assume the weather is similar but aside from that how is it?

>>71489053
reddit

>>71489031
>Tfw went to bed at 9 last night
>Woke up at 7

Literally feel great lad, sleeping pattern mongs Btfo eternally

Also I'm a NEET so I don't even need to be awake now

>sleeping longer than 5-6 hours a night
normie abnormies OUT OUT OUT

You don't seem to understand.

>>71489053
>European nations c-couldnt have i-invented anything even when it's well documented they did, it was all the superior brown man!! Wahh wahh stop appropriating my culture

>>71489035
you're obviously not irish you foreign cunt

>>71489046
You sound like a good bloke, I'd have a beer with ya

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>>71489046
I feel like I saw a post akin to this posted from Rep. of Ireland a few weeks ago.

>>71489087
I'm not Indian, it's just ridiculous that you think British people invented curry.

How do you have the nerve to even claim something preposterous as that?

It's actually mind boggling that you genuinely believe curry is BRITISH LMFAO

ADORE the left. Absolutely love Muslims. Love wogs. Love foreners.Love pikeys. Love refugees. Love pakis. Love gays. Love special needs lads. Far left multiculturalist and proud. LGBT, Antifa. Hate the pub and football.

didn't mean to double post, sorry x
4chan is being very slow

The master ruseman is at it again.

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>>71489088
bit xenophobic

Pajeet has blown a gasket lads, nobody tell him that Britain used to own India or his head might explode >>71489115

>>71489056
weather is tropical, we have great beaches. We have one in Culebra considered one of the most beautiful in the world. Puerto Rico is completely different from Old San Juan.
While most of us can afford an iPhone, everything is going to shit so we are leaving to the mainland now more than ever, even more than in the 50s.

The only reason young people are here is because of our good, affordable public uni education, and even that won't be a thing anymore since the feds are going to cut our funds and raise our costs, and our governor is fully cooperating with them.
Speaking of, the student assembly has a meeting today to organize a protest

oh dear

Anyone seen those twats on motorbikes who have their headlights flashing and a high vis jacket that says POLITE on it?

Pretty sure impersonating the police to get traffic to move is illegal aside from being a cunt thing to do.

>>71489143
we just sang hymns in our assemblies

Work in 25 minutes. Please kill me.

Told called somebody a nigger

>>71489147
“Politie” is the netherlandish word for “Police”.

Been working since 8

Would prefer to live desu

Might fabricate a wank

>>71489143
may have to visit someday i would like to see the old spanish architecture in san juan
i lived in manila for 3 years while my parents were stationed at the embassy there and there was some old spanish architecture there but sadly most of it was destroyed in wwii cause the japanese commander there refused orders to evacuate his troops from the city
the japanese ordered him to abandon it in order to preserve the architecture

if everyone in porto rico is leaving then property values are gonna drop big time
might be a good place to keep a little vacation place and i've heard spanish is easy to learn

>>71489143
however the country is great for tourism, especially good tourism and ecotourism. We have very unique ecosystems. A tropical rainforest (El Yunque, owned by the US), a tropical dry forest, a fluorescent lagoon, some great caves and mountains and rivers, great and diverse cuisine and of course the beaches

>>71489153
organizing protests in our most famous second most important uni is extremely common to the point that it's a meme
this time we really need one though, so much that all of our public unis are joining forces

Really would like a poo about now lads
Haven't gone in three days time
Makes you appreciate the simple things

reeeeeeeeeeee
cant post

>>71489143
may have to visit someday i would like to see the old spanish architecture in san juan
i lived in manila for 3 years while my parents were stationed at the embassy there and there was some old spanish architecture there but sadly most of it was destroyed in wwii cause the japanese commander there refused orders to evacuate his troops from the city
the japanese ordered him to abandon it in order to preserve the architecture

if everyone in porto rico is leaving then property values are gonna drop big time
might be a good place to keep a little vacation place and i've heard spanish is easy to learn

British identity is a deliberate attempt to destroy English identity 2bh lads

>>71489181
good

>>71489191
It's like I'm seeing double, four posts.

Boyfeet desu

>>71489204
not my fault hiroshimoot can't get the site back to proper functionality

Who tf up and ready for the commute

/real working hours/ here

day's over

>>71489250
>/real working hours/
>commute at 9
hmm

Put YOURSELF in Milos shoes

Imagine if you were character assassinated like he is

Got around 8 hours sleep (10 to 6) yet I feel tired again already

Wouldn't if I slept from 2-10, bit fucked up

>>71489286
they thought trumps pussy grabbing would cost him the election too

milo will find another publisher for his shitty book
it's not like his followers have any moral convictions

>>71489286
it's bound to happen sooner rather than later when your entire schtick is trying to upset people

>>71489191
you're going to like Old San Juan then https://www.nps.gov/saju/index.htm
check the restaurants from that area on tripadvisor before going though, as many of them have the touristy area insane prices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGAHFtkNcbA

bf sent me this

HELLO NIGGERS

hello?

can never decide if i like big areolae or not

considering a wank

*carries out a poo*

joined the QUT gym today lads x

>>71489381
hey, bring that back

did a massive poo

did a small poo

>>71489391
B R I S B A N E

>>71489368
they're the best, much better to look at and play with than small ones

made a gay coffee

>>71489413
>play with areolae
I don't think you understand

>>71489413
>much better to look at
don't always agree
>play with
wouldn't know lmao

>>71489421
pics x

having a comfy morning

BIG
WOODEN
NEGOTIATING TABLES

What's gookmoot done lads?

CRUSTY
JUGGLERS

>>71489474
your Mum

this sites gone to shit ever since it became a recruiting hub for russia

Just got a letter from the job centre saying my payments are being reviewed or some shit

Feel a bit sick

doing some truly dire farts

A report by the OECD revealed that 580,000 young Australians fall under the classification. The report also revealed that the number of NEETs has soared by 10,000 since the Global Financial Crisis and now account for one in eight Australians between the ages of 15 and 29. [27]

>>71489507
LAZY
AUSTRALIAN
LADS

the dizziness is back lads

Just got a letter from the job centre saying my payments are being reviewed or some shit

Feel a bit sick

>>71489468
*gets around*

>>71489522
that's just a tiny stub compared to the segment on the UK m8

>>71489496
Are you on ESA?

my ears are burning

why is gookmoot so incompetent?

Actually killing myself
Look for suicides in Merseyside - it's me
Writing the note and getting drunk now
Goodbye lads

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can i PLEASE do a post

>>71489553
come on mate
merseyside can't be that bad

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Right. Who fucking wants it? someones getting it.

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Wish I was living in Oregon and not this shithole Tbh

tesco brand breakfast biscuits are just as good if not better than belvita

>>71489585
me with the greasy hair

>>71489553
:/

no post

>>71489588
Genocide the scots

>>71489588
are scottish people civilised

it's hard to tell

>>71489553
can you come back as a ghost and tell us what it's like being dead?

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raining all morning

*writes in Scottish

Might become a prepper lads

Not fill autism but just a few cheeky bits

do you lads reckon posters here really offed themselves

>>71489639
a bull prepper more like

sorry but your application has not been successful

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الله أكبر

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Anyone remember cuckio

wish i had a lad's fart to sniff x

Alex Jones vs Peter hitchens

>>71489676
need to spaff on that panda

people are saying I look like that steve bannon guy

>>71489678
no

just saw some bent looking runt that looks like Steve Bannon lads

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boyfoots desu

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got a pain in the neck, does it look serious?

threatened to kill myself and my mum punched me in the face 3 times and said shes calling the police can hear my little sister crying smashed up my room cant find my razor

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YEE HEE CHECK OUT ME FOOT MY LADS

>>71489778
are you the famed sister-punched of old /brit/?

>>71489753
I-I recongnize this tower with the games
And that couch.
Oh god

at work sending out review letters relating to peoples jobseekers

>>71489626
Bad weather is so uncommon here that I love rainy days, true comfyness

>>71489805
;) x

>>71489820
intense dry heat is bad weather.

>>71489536
*puts the rhetoric aside*

i swear i'm leaving for britfags for good if hiroshimoot lets this happen again

desu i don't think these british runts would know the first thing about *real* heat

bunch of soft cunts

>>71489820
Where does the meme come from that it being unbearably hot isn't 'bad weather'

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>>71489726

>>71489858
oh no whatever will we do

>>71489863
30°C isn't unbearably hot

>>71489859
mate have some respect
got to almost 26C one time, knew a bloke whose nan died because of it

>>71489873
i singlehandedly keep /brit/ afloat

do not underestimate my power

Tory brexit mongs Btfo eternally

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/uk-not-about-to-shut-the-door-on-low-skilled-eu-migrants-says-david-davis

>>71489886
nan must have been a soft pussy HAHAAAHAHAHAH
*shoves you in the back*

naaaah just giving you shit lad

>A British IS fighter who died in a suicide bomb attack on Iraqi forces in Mosul is a former Guantanamo Bay detainee, the BBC understands.

Proofs that criticising and mistreating Muslims radicalises them

I don't blame Australians for being mad

I mean you take a bunch of British and Irish criminals and send them on a boat over to this fucking Africa tier tropical shithole where there's shit like snakes trying to kill you and you're being burned alive by the sun its no wonder you turn mad

>>71489892
*underestimates your power*
Pfft

>>71489885
It gets a lot warmer than that in Australia

my ears are burning

>>71489839
If you're soft. Britons will never know what it's like to wake up to a glorious shiny sun every morning.

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>I don't blame Australians for being mad

>I mean you take a bunch of British and Irish criminals and send them on a boat over to this fucking Africa tier tropical shithole where there's shit like snakes trying to kill you and you're being burned alive by the sun its no wonder you turn mad

Barely any of Australia experiences tropical weather and the small parts that do are practically uninhabited

>>71489916
the kettering incident told me it was cold in australia

>>71489903
He got given £1 million and still went to Syria to blow himself up

Just shows it isn't a socioeconomic issue as the left pretend

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at work still

>aussies think they're hard for not being able to leave the house due to the heat or getting skin cancer in 15 minutes if they do

lol

Socio-economic... Anglo-Saxon. Capitalism. Libertarianism.

>>71489955
Ahh yes, now buzz off you stupid fucking bellend

ah yes, another runt fight where morons think everyone on Earth was born with identical heat/cold tolerance levels despite being born in totally different climates.
why the fuck do i willingly share a site with these mongoloids.

>>71489963
*loves your hate*

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*cums*

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>ah yes, another runt fight where morons think everyone on Earth was born with identical heat/cold tolerance levels despite being born in totally different climates.
>why the fuck do i willingly share a site with these mongoloids.

Ewwww just imagined what the janitor looks like

>>71489598
POST FUCKING MACHINES

>>71489998
lol triggered

>brits think they've got it good when the sky is permanently darkened with rain clouds and the streets are always blacked out with burkas

>>71489980
Why are you so gay you fucking queer juniper

>>71490024
GOOD post

>>71490024

smelly banter

The only good country british colonialism produced was new zealand 2bh

>>71490025
Don't know where you got that assumption from mate

>purposefully live somewhere unfit for human life just so you can brag about being able to do so
Australians are just like bloody Northerners

British weather is the best

I have been all over. China Russia Singapore Switzerland Dubai Japan, 31 US states, I am always happy to come back to a reliable 13C

what's your favourite brit post of all time lads?
mine is either the "dog on the bus [...] wonder where he's off to"
or "Sometimes I look at ducks and I think, yes, that is an animal perfectly suited to living in a pond"

don't usually browse /brit/ during the week but am stuck at home rn with nothing better to do

is it always this bad?

>>71489867
Now post her willy

The only reason kiwis are seen as good is because they're wholly irrelevant on the international stage and you can count the amount of kiwi posters on /int/ with a single hand

if the best thing about your country is the weather perhaps you live in a shit country

>>71490059
Every day same fucking gay shit boypussy boyfeet shit

No wonder you love the pub and football means you're surrounded by domineering manly men and the anime let's yoy see the weak men like yourself you also crave

>>71489913
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh... nothin personell.. kid....

>>71490085
nah yesterday we had hilo /brit/ino which was much better

hate when you buy from a website and then they think its ok to send you emails with offers every 2 days

>>71490101
Just having a laugh mate you're looking into it too much
*winks*

Name one good non-meme thing about Britain that Australia doesn't have equally as good or better
You literally cannot

>>71490132

Culture

>>71489778
sounds like getting away from home would be a good idea, go with the police.

>>71490101
>>71490130
Reckon you two should suck eachothers willies to get rid of this frustration.

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>>71490091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>>71490132
People

>>71490132
don't know what australia has 2bh mate

>>71490132
history

Britain's entire culture is dependent on old buildings and even they're no longer safe. Once beautiful cities like London are grey post-war concrete wastelands filled with bankers rolling in their bonuses

>>71490132
australia is boring. all you have is decent weather - which you constantly harp on about which suggests it is actually the only thing you have

choon 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0

>>71490082
would like to see them both again pronto

>"africans only failed to develop because of a lack of arable land"
>europeans arrive and immediately start farming mass quantities of food

>>71490132
liveable land

>>71490132
The fact you have the cuckstamp on your flag disqualifies you from the real country league

>>71490182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OUWgxu7xng
this is the only good ghost song tbqh

Ah yes the so called British culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyodeHtVvkA

We inherit everything from before around 1800 btw

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Honest opinion about this guy lads

>>71490132
>Banter
>Food
>Culture: sport, entertainment, nightlife and literally everything else

The average Australian is a vapid consumerist mong and australian women have the shittest personalities in the English speaking world

>>71490213
fucking hate this pseudo intellectual cunt
every thick fuck who starts smoking weed at 15 thinks he's some sort of genius visionary
arrogant cunt with an iq of sub 100

i work in a major supermarket and we know there is a mouse problem in the shop, mouse droppings have been found with the fruit and veg, bread has been found chewed through. if it was discovered by a non employee we'd be closed in a instant but we keep it quiet

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>I don't blame the poof for being mad

>I mean you take a bunch of bullets and his cowardly uncle and send them into his skull from point blank range and it's so traumatic it ends up turning you into a batty boy and there's shit like trouser snakes trying to fill you and you're being bummed alive while on the run from the ira it's no wonder you turn mad

There is over double the amount of arable and entirely habitable land in Australia than all of the British isles

maybe when australia becomes a republic they'll fuck off from /brit/

>>71490189
>On the bus and there's a dog sat across from me who doesn't seem to have an owner or anything. Wonder where he's off to

>Sometimes I look at ducks and I think, yes, that is an animal perfectly suited to living in a pond

>>71490141
Will they charge me with anything? Will they section me?

>>71490243
Yeah and there's fucking tonnes in Africa and India, doesn't make them good places

kek'd hard when I saw a yt video from australia advising people driving through the outback at night to be on the lookout for abbos randomly sleeping/passed out drunk on the roads haha

>Yeah we have so much land it's essentially completely worthless haha isn't that great lads

>Hah yeah b-but that doesn't count!! Got you now hahaha

wats good

>>71489885
alri gros porc

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Never knew I could make a thread turn so bitter with 1 post about weather 2bh

>>71490268
doubt they have anything to charge you with so long as you've not hurt anyone (even if you have they'll be lenient given that it's a "domestic dispute" between family members). Most likely thing is they'll get you in contact with social services who will provide counselling.

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Hmm

>>71490304
success breeds jealousy

*steps outside*
*bursts into flames*
croikey!
>australia

>>71490304
Even the slightest spark will set off the powder keg of sexually impotent betas that infest /brit/

Criticise even one aspect of their dull little rocks or just imply you've got it better and they'll never stop

>>71490316
i swear if i was at an event filled with people like this i'd be on edge the whole time
never know when one of them will snap and shoot the place up

>>71490304
>>71490319
>>71490331
once again aussies proving they dont actually have good banter and dont fit in here. are you all lebs or something?

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The Australian national dish everyone

>We took something British then made it worse by putting a massive blob of ketchup on it and now its original lol :)!

>>71490078
Pretty much this, would like a lil bit more of snow. But quite fancy the constant cloudy sky. 10/10 overall weather tbqhwyf

considered jumping on the rails this morning lads

>>71490304
think it's one or two spergs desu. Australia is nice, britain is nice, let's just leave it at that :) x

haha ausmongs mad as fuck.

homosexuality and transgenderism seems to be a kind of last stand of White identity

one of the aussie posters is in fact a leb

he posted a pic of himself

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>British cuisine

>>71490238
worked in a supermarket as a teenager and one night a bunch of traveller kids broke in through the back fire escape and took shits up the hallway

me and the lads nearly came to blows the morning after over who was going to have to clean it up so we eventually had to picks straws
>thank fuck it wasn't me

>>71490331
>>71490319
>>71490304
Aussies really get butthurt when they realise we can see through their pathetically weak 'banter'

They're so used to foreigners and Yanks lapping up the boring regurgitated shite

>>71489591
oregon, along with all of the west coast of america, is a hive of hipsters and leftism

>>71490350
Brits didn't invent pie. In fact almost nothing from your culture is native. You've been under constant resettlement since the Picts genocides the faggots that buit Stonehenge.

>>71490350
Creasing

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't order chicken tendies & hot wings to eat tonight.

>>71490393
how is this bad haha

>>71490407
No one likes a porker x

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>Australian cuisine

>>71490363
very tempting isnt it

Spanish girl from tinder is coming round to fuck. I'm a Virgin what the fuck I do???

>>71490394
We invented the specific type of pie you stupid fucking tryhard

>>71490448
Wank right now

>>71490434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

>>71490380
how so?

I'm stuck in a meeting about autism and everyone's listing off symptoms of their autistic children and all of them apply to me lmao

Stop with the pissing contest you beta twats, how insecure are you spotty nerd virgins.

How come the last thread got to 820 posts?

>>71490439
yes
wish the metro could collide full speed into my frail and empty body

Who invented the yorkshire pudding?

>>71490319
>two (You)s off a tired old three worded gimmick
might as well finish the hat trick myself wahey

>>71490481
Gookmoot is fucking with things and we couldn't make new threads, images wouldn't upload

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what about that Penny Mordaunt lass, lads? phwoaarr ;)

>>71490458
>we didn't invent pie but we took pie and changed it a little to make it our own
>the aussies did the same but fuck them cause that's stupid ahahaha

You're a fuckwit and I'm not even Australian

>>71490448
don't do this>>71490461 you'll probably have performance anxiety you need to have maximum testosterone flow to overcome it

>>71490484
Jews

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>>71490434
reminder they have to look up a recipe to know how to make this

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>hot dogs and sausage sarnies you say? Never heard of them mate this is our original creation

>>71490493
Obvious trans, shoulders wider than hips

>>71490483
not even suicidal really its just that "appel du vide" thing

>>71490448
dress up as francis drake and set her on fire

Took two antihistamines before bed

They reslly make you not want to get out in the morning. I usually get out at 7

Miss moot me desu

/int/ taught me that canadians are annoying and germans have been completely neutered culturally

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>British Cuisine

Please show me one British dish that originated entirely in Britain please.

>>71490492
this is why we should all migrate to wizardchan

>>71490448
lost my V to a spanish girl

warning spanish people are way more confident an forward than we are, you will have a horrible experience

>>71490537
ya mums cunt

>>71490537
curry

>>71490494
Ahh yes ruining a pie by putting a stupid fuck off blob of ketchup on the top like a spasticated 5 year old might is a great innovation

Take that one down to the patent office you kangaroo shagging nonce

Spent 90% of my life thinking Beef Wellington was slang for pussy

>>71490543
okay you go first we'll meet you there, wait for us don't come back

>>71490475
list the symptoms that apply to you

>>71490515
yeah
if i wanted to kms id do it another way than jumping on the rails when the metro's coming. don't want to shock passengers + the driver. also wish i could crash into a wall driving a car of something like this. the feeling of speed disappearing quickly is interesting

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just returning some milk lads

Ah yes, the (((BBC)))

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/52c3e164-2bb9-4c5f-bac1-a97b3d1b996a

>>71490536
Need to try this sometime, supposed to be nice but I've never had it desu.

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>tfw browsed a rebbit thread about traits that you inherited from your parents that you hate
>tfw got pretty much all of the answers

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>>71490556

>>71490508
funnily enough they invented fish and chips

>>71490566
okay lad look for /brit/wiz in the catalogue

>>71490578
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/52c3e164-2bb9-4c5f-bac1-a97b3d1b996a

Not even trying to hide it are they. I used to think that, considering CNN, The Guardian, The Daily Mail, The Sun, The National, Breitbart etc that The Beeb was pretty unbiased all in all. I wonder if they have changed or if I am just growing up and noticing how bad they are.

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>>71490572
i vividly remember seeing the pictures of the aftermath of what these two jackasses did

science has proved that beer tastes best from the can, 2bh lads

i blame my parents for me being a total wasteman i refuse to accept any other reasoning

cant find it on the tube but choon 2bh
https://threespaces.bandcamp.com/track/islands

>>71490637
i blame drugs

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>>71490509
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>A recipe for making it is included in the 1861 Book of Household Management by Isabella Beeton

>>71490637
this

>>71490631
bollocks 2bh

wanking and browsing mumsnet

given up porn for lent

>>71490668
nope. as long as you pour it into a glass before you drink it, canned beer is the best way to produce and sell it

what have you given up for lent lads
given up the ol 'ornography myself

>>71490586
the Aryan part of India still has designated shitting streets

>>71490689
cask > glass > can

>1 typical mackerel fillet grilled has nearly 400 calories

wew lad
I know its not necessarily the same as 400 calories from a cheeseburger, but still. its not like theres even that much eating in one

>>71490693
work, education and training lol ;)

>>71490693
sobriety 2bh

>>71490708
you need to eat at least 2.5k calories in a day, this fillet would be the meat content of the biggest meal of the day

i don't understand why this is a problem

Hey lads, I'm moving to UK to work for some months. Should I choose Portsmouth or Bournemouth? I want to find a job in a hotel, meet people and go to a place with activities, any advice?

>>71490725
Don't do it.

>>71489626
>>71489820
>>71490384
>>71490350
>>71490024
>>71490344
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>>71490171
>>71490462
>>71490434
>>71490494
>>71490480
>>71490391

Thinking we need to put the rhetoric aside, get around the negotiating table, and move on from this embarrassing stint

>>71490725
Just stay where you are mate.

the australians calmed down yet? man they were triggered earlier. piss poor banter skills 2bh.

test post mates

One of the reasons to study history is so you're not always making Hitler analogies

housemates heard me singing raining men in the shower

everyone in this thread is a little gay nonce with a small willy

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HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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unironically got radical centrist and wasn't memeing during the test either

https://buildquorum.com/political_spectrum

are we alive?

why yes I am a spoiled adolescent who watches MDE

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fuck spaniards

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