LEJIHTMUT FOOHRM OFF PROW-TEST
>>71482432
wrong, /pol/ was doing it months after /brit/
babestation
' 'f
>>71482447
Alien
The Jewish States of America
chinese proto-gf is back in play lads
might not do a bit of the old 'cide after all
>>71482461
months before
>>71482478
Lol why is this bad
>yank edition is actually the better edition
state of /brit/
remember Ariel Rebel?
still peng if i do say so myself
>put together my tinder profile
>mention I'm working on something exciting at my white collar work
>published author
>pictures of me at parties
>picture of my kittens
>take the piss out of myself a bit so I don't come across as some stuck up cunt
Can't get ANYTHING lads, the barest scraping of matches and responses. No idea what to do.
>>71482478
what's wrong with drinking water?
it's pretty tryhard to carry around a gallon of it but she's clearly upset beyond that
>>71482492
when do you think /pol/ started doing it?
>>71482506
because he isn't apologising for slavery
>i will never be trent reznor.
>>71482478
do Americans honestly get triggered by drinking water?
>>71482506
Because it's not a hip bottle that you can get from Walmart for $4.99
>>71482519
link the thread you mong
>>71482519
what the FUCK is wrong with her voice
>>71482511
ah you're ugly then sorry la'
>>71482478
why do jews whine about white people so much
>>71482507
Anything to do with London is the drizzling shits
Any fellow civic nationalists? don't we love gays and muslims!
>>71482544
the poster of that was a nog dummy
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL
>>71482407
can i call this number from overaseas
>>71482570
THE NEEDLE TEARS A WHOLE
>>71482562
fuck off bigot
>>71482547
fuck off nonce
>>71482529
fuck off fag
*noises*
Cagers btfo
Sleep deprivation appears to be destroying my skin
>new distro install
>*System Update Available*
>581 updates
ah yes
maybe I should have waited for another day to do this since I have some skype interviews tonight
DEESE BLODEH BLAKS COM INTU AR CUNTWY, COMIT CWIMES, STEL ARE WIMMIN AND ATTAK WHYTE PEEPOL
DAS WHY WE NEED ANOVER DUHNULD TROOMP TO BUELD AU WALL AROND AFRICAH
>>71482595
cager rager runt
DEEP
CUTS
>>71482407
*noises*
>>71482595
How set up
>>71482611
DUDE
CONSOLE COMMANDS
LMAO
>>71482564
ok then fine
why are they so bitter
post ur tinder photos
>>71482626
might go do a few cheeky cuts meself haha
>>71482645
>>71482598
lol i can tell you're lebanese
>>71482595
>that's exactly what you deserve you SCUM
>>71482645
Would quite enjoy inserting my penis into that woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FWtcorm7hA
I HERT M'SELF TAHDAAH
TAH SEE IF AH STIHL FEEHL
I FOCOSS ONT' PAYNE
T'HONLY THING THAT REEHL
*POP*
>>71482407
hope ella is on studio 66 tonight in a school uniform
>>71482598
>Being a leb cunt
Nah not a fan
>>71482656
don't do that lad
i know you're probably going to do it anyway, but try not to
I literally don't know what the fuck tinder is
P...pls hangout with me, Zainab
>2007
>feminism
>2017
>"kill all white people" - 5607067506 likes on twitter
ahh yes
>>71482671
christ
imagine degrading yourself like this
>>71482678
ummm vikings didn't speak russian sweety x
>>71482667
>>71482691
Not a drop mates, I presume it's the poor lighting
>>71482689
She was on last night m8
The moon is literally: Canada + USA + Russia.
Fucking midget shit.
>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!
>>71482707
We can talk about, uh, cricket, I suppose
>>71482709
>>"kill all white people" - 5607067506 likes on twitter
proof?
>>71482478
what is wrong with this? I've seen this in uni before...
>>71482722
i see your da's coping with the divorce well
>>71482715
Umm have you heard of rurik and his dynasty love? Xxx
>>71482722
what about the other 6
the ol' inflamed taste bud relentless
>>71482714
>he can't handle 10 penises
>>71482716
Yeah alright pal
anyone wanna face me in a quizup match
>ywn be a 14 year old staying up until midnight so you can watch babestation on the freeview in your bedroom
PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
HATE lefties
>>71482721
India incoming
>>71482709
Shabbot shalom my fellow white people
>>71482749
yeah ok BUDDY
>>71482626
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
>>71482716
you're not fooling anyone
dark hair dark eyes and that weird skin tint give it away
>>71482716
You deffo arent white you vile wog cunt
>>71482742
no x
>>71482722
Girls love rugby players
Need to start playing rugby again
>go to American lecture
>get lynched for being white
think im going to go cook some pierogies
just want an excuse to eat sour cream mainly desu
>>71482761
Hmmmm.
Rorkes aren't the best looking bunch, are you?
what is that voice about
>>71482790
i keep meaning to make those
Is 18 too late to sort your life out?
>>71482542
Irish leprechaun trying to put on an American accent
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487454585119.webm
firefox utterly btfo
Gimme a (you) or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
not sure what sports players american girls lust over the most
baseball maybe
>>71482774
>>71482770
Skin colour paranoia off the charts m8
One half of the family is first-fleet from the UK and the other is German. Probably whiter than most of the yanks who post here.
Need a Marion le pen gf
>>71482645
r8 me pls
What do people talk about when they call babestation ?
>>71482846
basketball
>no miniature helium scottish slut gf
>>71482767
Yeah ALRIGHT friendo you think you're a big guy or what?
How does he poo>>71482829
>>71482843
cunt
>>71482846
it's like very obviously american football m8
Official Best Regions in Great Britain 2017 (based on my many years of expertise, travel and research):
1. South East
2. South West
3. East of England
4. North East
5. West Midlands
6. Yorkshire
7. Wales
8. Scotland
9. East Midlands
10. North West
11. London
>>71482867
Just for YOU mate x
>>71482840
Firefox isn't about speed but customization and privacy
you basically need to choose one or the other
Edge is shit though
>>71482855
>marion
not getting one anytime soon
>>71482847
only someone who's not actually white and trying to pass as white gets so upset when they're called out
fuck off ahmed
>>71482860
willies and fannies
fuck off gaylords
>>71482874
awful, off yourself
>>71482678
looks cool
>>71482889
Merely my aspergers Mr Gomez
rightmost girl looks like she's wearing a tail
>>71482874
These are the same
4. North East
6. Yorkshire
9. East Midlands
>>71482840
>you actually have to join with Windows 10 botnet to use this shit browser
>call him a leb and watch him recoil "i've been found out"
Daily reminder: Marcus Garvey was Irish-Jamaican.
>>71482899
Sorry I didn't put the Muslim infested areas higher Abdul
>>71482910
>RUMP
>>71482926
not mix-raced
*burns your patch*
rooney mara is kind of funny looking
attractive but funny looking
Thinking of taking up smoking fags lads. What should my brand of choice be? I want it to be high quality but not fedora tryhard "classy"
>>71482911
Nah England has 9 official regions they are all up there.
>>71482910
2cute
>>71482952
I hear smoking cock is all the fashion now.
>Thinking of taking up smoking fags lads. What should my brand of choice be? I want it to be high quality but not fedora tryhard "classy"
>Ian_Fleming.jpg
being white will be illegal in america by 2025
>>71482938
25% of Jamaicans have partial Irish descent.
The English originally used the Irish as indentured servants on the plantations.
At some point they decided to use slaves from Africa instead.
The Jamaican accent is actually descended from Hiberno-English, and has many Anglo-Irish characteristics.
The more you know.
>>71482952
smoke rollies like a man
>>71482843
dickhead
>>71482972
Don't you DARE hatpost me EVER again.
>>71482961
tfw no gf
>Thinking of taking up smoking fags lads. What should my brand of choice be? I want it to be high quality but not fedora tryhard "classy"
>>71483008
resembles a trout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXvDleWJ5U
banger
>>71482952
If you're going to smoke, smoke a pipe.
Don't smoke though. It's always awful.
>>71483019
> smoking
cancerous
Dubs and I get a job
>tfw you've finally become autistic enough to consistently get kills in Rainbow Six Seige
Only took me 38 levels to get here.
>>71482973
wasnt sure if i should say bien or go all the way for inshallah
>>71482926
who
>>71483033
lol have fun
>>71483033
Fug
if dub i fuck off and go to sleep
>>71483033
bye bye wagie
>If you're going to smoke, smoke a pipe.
i got up at 8pm today. wont be sleeping for a while!
>>71483044
Jamaican politician
died reading his own obituary after it said he died alone and penniless
>>71482816
No
Me before 16: on SSRIs since 16, 49% attendance at school, virgin, no friends, dropped out of A levels in first 3 months because of depression, live in a squalid flatshare from 17-18 whilst claiming bennies
Me now at 22: 36k salary, flat in zone 1, slept with ten different girls (not many for a lot of guys but it's a lot for me), work loves me and I'm en route to good management positions
Basically at 17 I started lifting, which gave me structure. At 18 I got a level 3 apprenticeship in IT. At 20 I got a government job offer and they didn't care about my educational history--they cared about my behaviour.
The most important parts of your life are still ahead of you.
>>71483062
*dubs
I hurt myself today...
clare
>>71482974
source
dubs will ddrink the ol cide
have been living of protein shakes,pringles and alocohol for a week now
Is it fedora to read Shakespeare? I can't read him without feeling like a pretentious neckbeard.
blue planet or insects u litle shit
>>71483087
it should have been him
>>71483002
Wrong response. Get a monocle and a pocket watch and jest right back at them instead.
>>71483031
>>71483067
>>71483078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx9PD8cSwSU
>>71483107
>reading
fuck off posho
I HEARD THERE WAS
A SECRET CHORD
>>71482952
Cigars
>>71483147
AND JESUS CAME AND FAPPED THE LORD
>>71483087
>>71483087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR1FRqvn-4A
going to bed lads, night x
>>71483115
watch something else
>>71483107
No but he was a playwright not a novelist. Go to the theatre.
>>71483082
kek
>>71483115
>BBC Marxist rubbish
Neither
*fingers you*
*wipes my fingers under your nose and in your mouth*
>>71483107
fucking hell m8 your pineal is in a dire state if you can't enjoy anything highbrow because of 4chan memes
>>71482595
would've done the same tbqh ngl la
>>71483195
>what are his Sonnets
>what is the fact that plays back then were also designed with reading in mind
>Is it fedora to read Shakespeare? I can't read him without feeling like a pretentious neckbeard.
>>71483107
>reading shakespeare
fucking idiot
shakespeare should only be appreciated in play form.
>>BBC Marxist rubbish
>Neither
something interesting just occurred to me. You know how eskimos have like 30 words for snow cos it's such a big part of their life? I think /brit/ is developing a language/dialect based on our collective experience of the world
99% of the population has no need for the word "Rorke" or "Deano" or to talk about the pineal gland.
>one hour left until interview
>STILL updating with no signs of stopping soon
Just back from taking a shit on a ww2 soldiers grave and wiping my arse with the English flag
>>71483107
I did Shakespeare all through primary to the end of secondary and I can tell you it is complete and utter shite, waste of time
>>71483087
going to make te and watch blue planet
i can type without looking at the keyboard very much doubt you runts can do likewise. youre stupid! thats the reason!
am goin't bed lads
>>71483107
imagine being this thick
gaylords itt
New australian civ looks so OP lads
i think /qa/ might be onto something lads
Seriously sick of the amount of gays here x
>>71483318
dont give a SHIT
>>71483318
Finally
>>71483318
>still no Great Britain civ
Yanks are cunting retarded desu
>>71483329
there's an english civ
basically the same thing
>>71483318
Should've been Henry Parkes or Edmund Barton
need to start doing drugs again
>>71483320
that board is like an ogre
it's got layers
>>71483318
I can't wait for them to add canada so I can bully pierre
going to bed
if you are wanking with the lads and you look at their willies when they cum, does that make you gay?
asking for a friend
first epsiode is about the blue wale
>>71483402
*kisses you on the forehead*
nigh' nigh' la'
>>71483414
>wanking with the lads
hmm
Most countries haven't been to war for a very long time. If your country is permanently at war without a significant threat - it is engaging in imperialism.
>>71483455
fuck u
>>71483402
Please don't leave me with these losers...
>>71483455
nothing wrong with imperialism
the proto-gf
>>71483510
looks like a man
>>71483510
ugly shit!
babestation is shit
>>71483455
imperialism is good thing
the most prosperous times in human history occurred under imperialism
ancient rome
britain
america
saw this as a paki's fb profile pic
cannot think of one more disgusting
haven't been on /brit/ for about 3 years due to becoming a normie. had a big fight with gf this eve and the wind is fucking mad here as well, it's like banging on the glass. can someone either fill me in on what i've missed or just cheer me up a bit. i didn't know who to turn to.
:<
>>71483557
very ironic
>>71483523
>>71483533
jealous t bh
http://i.imgur.com/CQACOVK.jpg
>>71482407
Daryl Morgan was the only good one on there. Prove me wrong.
>>71483553
Don't think it was as prosperous for the places they invaded and destroyed
cleaned up my room today lads
wish i had friends to bring home
>>71483568
alri
Any fellow Bongs getting involved?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39042436
>>71483578
hello there reddit
NEED a qt foreign Anglophile gf. JF's in this thread; do they exist in your country?
>hhhmmmmmm..mmmmmmmMMMMMm..mmmmm
https://youtu.be/nKPVEDMcRCk
>>71483621
nootka
>>71483621
mhmm be verrrry careful now
>>71483611
what is reddit about naomi nevena?
>>71483621
you couldn't pay me to eat that literally shitty food
indian cunts have their feet and legs all near the food too
>>71483568
It's gone to utter SHITE m8. If it's true that you've not been here in 3 years, then I'm sorry to say all the trips are gone, and /Brit/ is no longer comfy.
Just ordered yu-gi-oh cards
Feel like my life has hit a new low
>>71483616
I thought they said audiophile
They probably don't exist, either
>>71483586
and that's not a problem
scientific and technological and artistic advancement are more important than those places
>>71483634
>>71483641
>>71483650
just like watching his channel while i am eating la tbqh ngl
>>71483641
imgur is reddit
>>71483650
youll be shiteing in a bucket for a whole two weeks
>>71483510
>proto
Neanderthal ?
>>71483621
why is this twat trying to speak like an indian and failing miserably
>>71483683
(You) meant for >>71483632 and not @71483641
>>71483711
fuck off pajeet
>>71483585
>they sacked Natalie Heck and now she's dead
>>71483682
As long as the white underclass have their bread and circuses I suppose
>>71483711
he is trying tbqh he does speak fluent Mandarin
>>71483690
why
Gonna have a wank
>>71483737
whAT??? errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol!!!?!?? no he fucking well doesnt?????????
>>71483714
mmmmm
be very careful yank
>>71483608
If there's one near me I might pop over and nick some food and booze
>>71483714
i have a use for you
>why is this twat trying to speak like an indian and failing miserably
>>71483771
you have warned me twice now
w-what is going on??
>>71483767
the locals seem to understand him at least
>>71483621
Christ what a shithole. I bet these establishments would never pass even the most rudimentary health inspections.
>>71483806
mhm im not fit to be near you
>>71483663
which ones
>>71483797
Turn up in a "Britain First" t-shirt.
is
>>71483784
who i think it is
>>71483838
you absolute madman I bloody will as well hahahaha
ᛞᛠᚦ ᛏᛟ ᛒᚱᛁᛏᛋ᛭
Any lads been to Hawaii here?
need a scottish gf lads
black people can have the n-word but they have to give up all other words
>>71483874
in hawaii rn
>>71483890
Anything fun to do?
Ps, I hate the beach
>>71483874
yes
I thought Britain was bad FFS
http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/woman-who-urinated-on-koran-and-set-it-on-fire-facing-six-years-in-prison-6462451/
>>71483897
hope you like hiking
???
>>71483107
>pretentious
He was a working class lad and wrote for a large audience.
>>71483917
the working class didn't exist at the time
>>71483912
0120F6 0121F7 012147
>>71483910
Meh
Hows the food?
>seeing everything through the lens of what "class" people supposedly belong to
is it possible to get anymore cucked?
>>71483982
rather unseemly
>>71483965
hope you like pineapple on your pizza
>>71483876
this
>>71484020
Ehh
How're the women?
>>71483982
>>71482407
How's doxxing me going
>>71484042
hope you like chinks
>>71484050
wish she fell in her own piss too, stupid cunt
>>71484050
based old fag
alri lads
day 4 of nofap
gunning for a week this time
wish me luck
>not giving girls privacy when they are going to the toilet
rude
hi
What would happen if Britain was forced to pay reperations to every former colony?
what times it for you guys
>>71484167
>>71484167
hey c:
>>71484169
if anything they should be paying britain (except us)
>>71484143
Good luck
scotland owes ME reparations for my ginge beard
>>71484169
We become bankrupt and the global wog population explodes.
tbf India literally asked that we stop giving them money.
only attracted to asians. state of my life
>>71484191
what's up
fairly slow around here so I'm off
love you munters
>>71484222
virgin too i'm sure
>>71484174
1842 Tuesday
Watching hockey
>>71484244
wrong
>>71484227
nuffink
u
viet-nam
Found PJW on grindr
test
>>71482511
Ugly as fuck.
No chance on Tinder if you're a guy that's not good looking.