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I don't know what to say

>>71479859
Say something in polish

>>71479704
Try harder, loca :^)

>>71479914
what did he mean by this

>>71480074
"please don't sound like a drunken Mexican, my homosexual countryman"

been working on my german

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n5ttAs2y0M

>>71480262
I sound worse

>>71479874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WGTj03iN62
I'm tired

any french?

Taking requests.

>>71483235
say something in spanish

>>71483948
Give me a sentence. I am not proficient in Spanish.

r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QDYDfELRoE

>>71484102
oh man. So many muns.

>>71480328
Truely a work of art. You brought a tear to my eye.

>>71484026
"La felicidad humana generalmente no se logra con grandes golpes de suerte, que pueden ocurrir pocas veces, sino con pequeñas cosas que ocurren todos los días. Tómate tiempo en escoger un amigo, pero sé más lento aún en cambiarlo. Dime y lo olvido, enséñame y lo recuerdo, involúcrame y lo aprendo."

Too hard for you?

>>71484102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ReIl6Bqopu

>>71484571
You know it's a flash too, right?
http://swfchan.com/40/198926/?tems.swf

This is me singing and playing guitar
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZfCY9MWLOa

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Alright, I tried to write something that I thought would be pronounced pretty differently between Americans, Brits and Aussies, and of course non-native speakers. Given how they pronounce certain words in this we may be able to get a clue on where they're picking up their English skills.

Feel free to use it if you want to read something awkward.

>I went out to the garage to grab some aluminum foil and a water. When I checked my mobile phone and realized I was late. I followed my route to a gourmet meal a couple kilometers away. Fish fillet, tomatoes and herbs, and for dessert a salted caramel and coffee.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cau3upUzmD

>>71484704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jgXbAvPW2V

>>71484796
Wow, it sounds so different. The only word I would have trouble actually understanding, if I didn't already know what you were saying, was "checked."

>>71484860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tr79EHIRDJ

>>71484487
No, I know no Spanish, so I'll go in it dry.
https://clyp.it/4uewfx2v

>>71484704
Here, take a guess.
https://clyp.it/x0epiz1b

>>71485824
Sounds pretty robotic

>>71485862
The Spanish or my voice? Or maybe you mean both.

>>71485824
>Here, take a guess.
An american faking an accent. And instead of garage you said garbage.

>>71485932
>And instead of garage you said garbage.
Whoops.

I want to say you're right, but I do devolve into the fake accent if I'm not conscious of my voice: or so I've been told. I haven't lived in the US my whole life.

>>71485989
>>71485924
the accent has a germanic vibe i think

>>71484704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01dPuxC61oL

need a foreigner to say "the earth"

>>71484796
all costa ricans should be killed

>>71484704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sas0RIlDsR

How do you improve reading out loud? Just practice? I've always been terrible at it.

>>71484704
it would help if this wasn't retardedly written

>>71486463
If you wanted to rephrase but keep the same words it would remain as useful. Obviously the words I wanted to include were

>garage
>aluminum
>water
>checked
>mobile
>realized
>route
>gourmet
>kilometer
>fillet
>tomato
>herb
>caramel
>coffee

These are all words that tend to see some differences regionally, between our nations and non-native speakers sometimes used funny things with them.

I could have just done a list of words, but I think providing some context, even if bad, might be useful.

>>71486409
>Just practice?
pretty much.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtXD0Wk2VE

I sang. I did it in Russian.

>>71486911
What's the song? Sounds cute.

>>71486928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMW_eblnIMc
It's a song from a Russian cartoon, sung by an accordion-playing crocodile who is sad that birthdays only come once a year.

>>71486953
Thank you. The videos quite cute too. Russian music has a certain charm to it.

Your singing of the song was quite nice too.

>>71487040
Thanks. I've actually not been singing much in Russian lately. Some friends and I are busy putting together a set of classic Italian swing/jazz to perform at restaurants and the like, so I've been singing in Italian.

>>71487076
I was wondering if you sang more often since you sound comfortable doing it.

>>71487109
Haha, yeah, I've been a musician most of my life (though I only started singing seriously a couple years ago or so).

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3dV1qRsiq

>>71487112
You're good at it singing, hope you keep at it man.